💬〡general-off-topic

[sleek oriole]

chess

[umbral horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-feline-meme-funny-gif-8764472215214951735

[grim edge]

No one in this server can relate to this drama. Not a single male soul here has a gf.

[marsh wave]

Had one.

[quick quartz]

😭

[marsh wave]

We didn't fit.

[quick quartz]

Apparently it's "sigma" if you don't focus on love

[marsh wave]

What?

How is that relatable? Closure?

[quick quartz]

(11 year olds coping that they can't pull)

[grim edge]

In reality, they want love, but love don't want them.

[quick quartz]

Look for more

[quick quartz]

It's not

[marsh wave]

I want anybody who knows how to love. But I'm not willing. Now.

[quick quartz]

Onb

[quick quartz]

Why not?

[grim edge]

They lack the rizz and most, if not all, are a little freaky. Istg

[marsh wave]

What is that exactly?

[quick quartz]

😭They're after the buns too early

[quick quartz]

Charisma

[marsh wave]

I don't understand this concept. "Rizz."

Oh of course.

I was single 12 years and took a chance. It didn't work now I'm scared.

Why even bother?

[flat sinew]

Ahh you shouldnt stress about it

once you find someone you like, take your chance and try to be cool about it

[marsh wave]

nope.

[flat sinew]

ok

[grim edge]

When I tell you that they're freaky, they're freaky and it's ewwie.

[marsh wave]

I like everybody. I have nothing but good vibes. I mean except my own doubts; now.

[quick quartz]

That was only one relationship. I have over 20 failed ones, and now I think I've found the one

[quick quartz]

😨Especially when they talk about "gyatt" and whatnot. Why are they so cringe

[marsh wave]

It's not in me to give myself to twenty people.

[flat sinew]

wdym give

[marsh wave]

To take a chance.

[quick quartz]

Don't necessarily need to smooch and stuff

And especially 20 people💀

[marsh wave]

loving is expression right? So you have to truly know somebody in order to fully understand them before you get to be in love.

So you have to commit.

[silent quest]

[marsh wave]

And that takes time.

[quick quartz]

No regrets

[quick quartz]

You can't keep a relationship?

[marsh wave]

Not lately.

[quick quartz]

Get charisma

(It's natural)

[grim edge]

brb, chat is L

[silent quest]

One can never know what goes in the other person's mind

[marsh wave]

trust is virtue

[silent quest]

Speak for yourself

[marsh wave]

i have that but why leave myself to the whims of another who's not on the same chapter as me?

so i left her,

[quick quartz]

Bro

Doubt you have that, tbf

[marsh wave]

and now I'm left feeling ridicueled

[quick quartz]

You do know she doesn't need to be on the same page as you

[marsh wave]

it's none of your business

[silent quest]

Mb chat , chat is def L

[flat sinew]

bro what is this aah therapy session

[quick quartz]

Clearly

[marsh wave]

💀

[quick quartz]

Or you just can't pull. End of story

[marsh wave]

I like when people say nice things.

[flat sinew]

wait lemme get some popcorn in case this gets real

[marsh wave]

lmao' it won't

[flat sinew]

So when did you start watching Mentalist Jonggun?

[marsh wave]

Oriflame is such a great name.

[quick quartz]

😭It explains the "not on the same chapter as me" like ?

[quick quartz]

Like Saturday

[flat sinew]

niice

[quick quartz]

🔥Even though I have no time to continue it, it's sad

[flat sinew]

Well it's a timeless show in my opinion

[marsh wave]

Classic refuted.

[quick quartz]

Sentence makes no sense*

[quick quartz]

Referring to the reopening of school

[flat sinew]

no im saying that you have all the time in the world

[quick quartz]

I do not want to watch it again next holiday

[flat sinew]

considering you've been in this chat for the past 20 mins

anyways im gone

[quick quartz]

Lol, I'm procrastinating, that's why

[fleet scroll]

jealousy and insecurity

[radiant flame]

Cuz the girls are taking away their love interests

[grim edge]

Novak Djokovic

The best athlete of all time

Up there with Messi, Ronaldo, LeBron and many others

[radiant flame]

No way bro said lebron and not mj

[grim edge]

Was he at the peak of his sport for 15 years?

[radiant flame]

Tiger woods?

Michael Phelps?

[near juniper]

Who plays gd ;3

[fleet scroll]

what's gd

[radiant flame]

Tiger woods kept his no.1 spot for over 13yrs consecutively, and Michael Phelps maintained no.1 for practically his entire career… they’re way more dominant than that tennis player

No, revy, they don’t. They’re not geeks.

[stone quiver]

evening lads

[grim edge]

Comparing golf to tennis is crazy

[radiant flame]

yh, golf is much better

[grim edge]

Much better at being boring asf

No disrespect to Tiger Woods, he's definitely the GOAT, but his sport is boring

[grim edge]

@fallen valley what did the fox say to the little prince?

[twin moon]

Why is this message still here 💀

[strange skiff]

@final carbon true but also pls refrain from predator jokes kekw

[strange skiff]

my bro maurice!!

[stable perch]

👍🏻

[marsh wave]

that was rigged!

[crisp crag]

can someone help me edit some words out of an image

[twin moon]

Pardon?

Oh yea lmao, I was just looking at the chess geometry lecture on Chessable

[marsh wave]

Some people are so frustrating.

[twin moon]

W/ the novotny theme

[twin moon]

The ones who trash talk?

[marsh wave]

All of them.

I blocked them they just were hurting my feelings at that point, some people are rude.

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPC2Fp7IT7o

[final carbon]

Got it got it

[dark zealot]

I’m stuck in traffic for 2 hours because someone crashed into a power pole

It’s a big blunder according to stockfish

[austere garden]

Holllaaas chat

[grim edge]

Hiiiii

[grim edge]

That’s crazy tell me about it

[fleet scroll]

Hewwo

[stable perch]

:3

[fleet scroll]

Chimken

[marsh wave]

Wow. That's nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC4ZlJI3o7c&list=RDcZkXGHFIIqU&index=20

[terse cargo]

Been doing shooting practice on cans all day to practice my grouping

[fleet scroll]

Uhhhhh

[terse cargo]

?

What, nothin illegal about it

Practicing groupings for deer and coyote season

45 cal air rifle does fine

[restive storm]

erm

[fleet scroll]

Am questioning that your tiktok handle says high school but your pfp is beer

[terse cargo]

Plus grouping is hella tight for 30 yrds

[terse cargo]

Its old handle

Im 19 now

[fleet scroll]

Oh ok lol

[terse cargo]

Out of hs

[fleet scroll]

Should also maybe change your server bio, since chess server full of children

[digital phoenix]

whats the server bio i dont see anything

h

[terse cargo]

Have you heard 4th graders now, they do nothing hut joke about dick sizes, plus its discord personal role

[digital phoenix]

i didnt scroll down

[fleet scroll]

Just a friendly suggestion

I’m delighted to know, but I’d imagine most people probably aren’t lol

[terse cargo]

Until they officially release it i cant change it without contacting them, plus your not supposed to use discord until 16

[fleet scroll]

13*

[terse cargo]

Easy report

They changed it!

I havent used this shit until recently

[fleet scroll]

Oh did they? When was this

[digital phoenix]

why are u delighted to know

[terse cargo]

Made the acc 2017 when it was 16

To use (not following the ruke)

(rule)

Then hadnt used it again until i joined here

[fleet scroll]

Should be pretty obvious

Not stating it here

[terse cargo]

I rode the bus, i heard all their stupid convos from the back cause they aint quiet

I had the small seat

[fleet scroll]

Yeah that still doesn’t make it appropriate. Just saying

You do you king

[terse cargo]

Fair, but still 4th grade is like kid kids not trens

Teens*, plus until the feature is fully released i cant change it

I got early access for the reason of the last role

[digital phoenix]

i still have middle school humour

im cooked

i need to get it out of my system before uni

[bitter lily]

Def not true

[terse cargo]

Ye it was 16 back in 2016-2017

[digital phoenix]

i didnt even know discord existed until i was 13

[fleet scroll]

I was 20 when discord came out so I didn’t really pay attention

[terse cargo]

I didnt know it was 13 until now

They changed it since then

[digital phoenix]

when did discord come out

[terse cargo]

Prolly 2018-19

Early access 2015

[bitter lily]

Like 2015

Ye

[terse cargo]

2016 was official

[digital phoenix]

wow before clash royale

[terse cargo]

Ye it was for ppl playing csgo and arma

[fleet scroll]

2016 is when I started using it

[bitter lily]

Ye may 2015

[terse cargo]

To replace teamspeak

[fleet scroll]

Surprisingly, it hasn’t replaced mumble

[digital phoenix]

mumble

[fleet scroll]

Mumble is cool because of shout feature

[terse cargo]

I miss the cursed teamspeak servers playing cs source when i was like 3

[fleet scroll]

Css was the shit

I played office 24/7

[digital phoenix]

cs like csgo

[terse cargo]

I had an emachines i dropped a gt 430 founders edition into

[teal dragon]

Make chess streaming 3 great again!

[fleet scroll]

Yeah, the one before csgo

[terse cargo]

Just to play it

Cause i was getting 30 fps on the pentium e5800

Cpus integrated

[somber arrow]

Messi scored a goal, therefore he's winning the ballon d'or

[terse cargo]

Im the messi of 5-600 elo

[fleet scroll]

I had intel express chipset on windows vista

[terse cargo]

Not bad for the time

[fleet scroll]

Yup

I played so much tf2 and css back then

[terse cargo]

Emachines was considered the top dollar pc if you could afford the 430-59

50*

And you were considered the top notch if you had the 460 lol

Good days when windows and games didnt hog everything

Id be happy with those gfx on all games if they had good content

Even today

[digital phoenix]

i had windows 97

[terse cargo]

Cs source is still better than cod now

Which is sad

[fleet scroll]

I remember having so much fun when cod 4 came out

[terse cargo]

Id rather play cs source and cod4 rather than the todays cods n stuff

My uncle got it on release on his ps3 which i would play with him (sucked for the longest time lol)

[fleet scroll]

Ruined by capitalism

[terse cargo]

Yuh

Battlepasses are shit

[fleet scroll]

AAA game industry is the perfect example of late stage capitalism being awful

[terse cargo]

Now on cs legacy and cs source is only surf and hvh lobbies

I wish vac was still alive on em so ppl could make legit servers

To enjoy the originals

Hell cs2 is just only doing ban waves so they can farm 15$ more per cheater so they have to re-climb to top 1000 on the premiere leaderboards

[fleet scroll]

😔

[terse cargo]

Which adds up fast knowing how screwed cs2 is with anticheat

And ppl just do family share for cod to cheat on their alts without risking main

Or spending more money

[fleet scroll]

Idk I don’t like competitive games anymore

I had my run when I got reasonably good at starcraft 2

[terse cargo]

Same for the most part i just stick to cs2 casual, osu, mc, hunter cotw, amd a few other small games

And*

[fleet scroll]

I’ve been playing total war games again lately

It’s been fun

[fleet scroll]

Cs2 casual is fun

[terse cargo]

Ye

Specially surf n bhop servers

[digital phoenix]

my laptop could run cs but crashed in cs2

[terse cargo]

Ppl report you if you have scroll wheel down bound xD

[fleet scroll]

I’ve never played surf or bhop, just normal casual or deathmatch

[terse cargo]

Surf and bhop is fun

Bind scroll wheel down for jumping btw

Unless doing surf than bind to both scroll down and space

Cause for surf you hold jump

[digital phoenix]

is cs bhop same mechanic as valorant bhop

[grim edge]

@terse cargo how to get pride pawn

[terse cargo]

Role

[grim edge]

How to get it

[terse cargo]

At the top of the server panel where it shows channels and roles

[grim edge]

Ok

[primal fern]

type /connect in here

[grim edge]

Ok

[minor spoke]

Hi Neuro

[primal fern]

hi choclate

[minor spoke]

How u doing

[undone vessel]

.

[grim edge]

Whats a TO

[torpid lintel]

Time out?

[potent kraken]

Where's coconut cousin

[torpid lintel]

Hey Nero

I hope you are having a nice time!

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[tired zinc]

hi

[sour peak]

Hi

[jovial fable]

no

[peak plank]

how...

[cinder zenith]

[glossy radish]

where mystic

[jovial fable]

dead

[glossy radish]

phew

anyways

[glossy radish]

i had sleep paralysis this morning

three times

within ten minutes

[jovial fable]

interesting

[glossy radish]

shit was horrific

i saw this demon from my drawings

[jovial fable]

i named my guy steven

[glossy radish]

is he chill

[jovial fable]

idk

he mostly just stay still

[glossy radish]

my mf was in the corner

like on the ceiling and his head was a full 180 degrees looking at me

i didn’t see him but i saw him somehow

i am terrified

[digital phoenix]

i saw a spider

[grim edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

Whats your FIDE

Now lasagna

[jovial fable]

well

just gotta remember it ain’t real

all in ur head

[vast swan]

spider is good

[glossy radish]

i’ve been on three hours of sleep i’m experiencing visual and auditory hallucinations

[vast swan]

would u rather hear flies buzzing around

spiders big chillin

they kill all the annoying bugs

[glossy radish]

i like spiders they cute

[vast swan]

fr

[hidden comet]

anyone 1800+ down for 15+10 unrated so i can have some feedback on my play? (im 1500)

[vast swan]

ngl if i saw that tho kinda sus

[glossy radish]

DUDE I CAUGHT ONE LAST TJME

[vast swan]

jumping spider?

[glossy radish]

i deleted the pic tho

[glossy radish]

yeah it was a blue one

[vast swan]

i think

damn they r insane

[glossy radish]

around here

[vast swan]

straight predators compared to normal spiders

[vast swan]

oh yeah damn

[jovial fable]

i saw a black widow spider

on my wall while i was showering

and i looked away for a minute and it was gone

[glossy radish]

uh oh

[torpid lintel]

I never experienced that
Maybe you should sleep on time

[digital phoenix]

1600

[grim edge]

Lasagna really fell off ig

[digital phoenix]

wym fell off bro

its my highest fide

[jovial fable]

get 2200 if ur cool

[grim edge]

This has been fun. I will go now and be a wife to my Russian husband.

[glossy radish]

i did mohit..

[torpid lintel]

Was that scary?
I did some study about it.
You can only move your eyes. Right?

It's like feeling we can't move anything

[glossy radish]

i couldn’t even open my eyes

[jovial fable]

You are dreaming but you see ur room around you

and u cannot move or do anything

[glossy radish]

i had to pry them open with my hands

[glossy radish]

i was somehow able to move my hands but i remember them being extremely weak

[jovial fable]

if u could move then it wasnt sleep paralysis

something else then

[glossy radish]

yeah it’s weird though. only my hands moved

[jovial fable]

Strange

[glossy radish]

idk what else i would call it

but it’s very similar to that one time i had sleep paralysis

[torpid lintel]

Your hand are not supposed to move in sleep paralysis or idk
It can still be sleep paralysis.

[glossy radish]

couldn’t move but was conscious

[torpid lintel]

Was that your first time?

[glossy radish]

nope

[torpid lintel]

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-mayhem-mind-blowing-this-information-is-mind-blowing-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27268321

[torpid lintel]

Good news is it's only last for 1 minute!

[jovial fable]

not always

in reality it can last for 1 min, but it can feel like hours

[torpid lintel]

Ah.

[glossy radish]

i had three within ten minutes. every time i fell asleep i would have it again

same demon but different places

i don’t remember my third time though. the second one is stuck in my head

[torpid lintel]

Now you will be scared of sleep.
No?

[glossy radish]

i’m a little scared. i thought i got over it

either way i’ll be fine

[torpid lintel]

It happened yesterday right?

[glossy radish]

this morning

about fourteen hours ago

[torpid lintel]

Ah I see

[trail prism]

Ye it happens a lot for him

I usually have sleep paralysis too tho I cannot see a monster or sum like that just a man with a hat

[torpid lintel]

You can't move on sleep paralysis it's for your safety.
Or you could hurt yourself during sleep.

[trail prism]

Oh

[torpid lintel]

That's scary? Or it's okay for you?

[trail prism]

I got used

[grim edge]

I usually do a few wakey wakeys in the early morning hours then like have weird dreams

[glossy radish]

for who

[trail prism]

It's just there looking at me

[glossy radish]

DO NOT SCARE ME 💀

[trail prism]

Oh u not the guy who said yesterday they get sleep paralysis often?

[torpid lintel]

How was that looking like? 👀

[trail prism]

Some times it has a red hat

Most times he fully black a shadowy figure

[jovial fable]

hat man lol

[trail prism]

Who that

[grim edge]

uhhh

[jovial fable]

its kinda myth, when u dont sleep a lot. u begin to see a shadowy figure with a hat

[grim edge]

[jovial fable]

suppose to be haunting you, but its just hallucations cos of lack of sleep

[grim edge]

Never saw it myself, and I didn't sleep for like 4 days

[trail prism]

Oh it could explain

[jovial fable]

doesnt happen to everyone

[trail prism]

I have very poor sleep schedule

[glossy radish]

i don’t wanna think abt it tbh

[grim edge]

I'm the chosen one

[trail prism]

Today I'ma get my second shot of HPV vaccine

[jovial fable]

i remember getting that

[grim edge]

[torpid lintel]

Okay v :)true sry for asking about that 😅
But be safe v

[trail prism]

I need to get 3 doses :(

[glossy radish]

i will. don’t worry mohit

[jovial fable]

i had tetanus in one arm and HPV in the other lol

[trail prism]

Today is the second next one in 4 months

[torpid lintel]

After 1 hour
I can still ask you to.... Sleep! ?

[trail prism]

I got the tetanus çuz I cut myself with chainsaw

[jovial fable]

💀

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

i will proabbly not sleep much tonight

[trail prism]

Ye never cut trees with chainsaw near leg 🗿

I was lucky I have fast reaction speed

When I felt it cut I threw it 2m away

Mf jumped in my leg

[jovial fable]

lack of sleep induces sleep paralysis

[jovial fable]

lmfao

[grim edge]

damn

[trail prism]

It's funny it did not hurt it was a hot feeling but it was nice , at hospital got anesthesia and sewed up and didn't hurt

[torpid lintel]

Okay v
Have a great night have a great night!

[trail prism]

Prob I had a adrenaline hiper rush

Now I got plenty dad lore for the future

[glossy radish]

stop scaring me 😭

i was doing fine for three weeks

three weeks of three hours of sleep

[torpid lintel]

But he is true v

[trail prism]

Dawg and u wondering why sleep paralysis

[barren knot]

You're gonna start hallucinating or worse if you go on this way

[trail prism]

If u see spiders tell me and sleep more

[glossy radish]

shush i’m alive aren’t i

also i’m trying to get five hours now. it’s been working

[grim edge]

[glossy radish]

[minor spoke]

LOL

Isn’t that poll amazing

[glossy radish]

no it sucks. just like u do

[minor spoke]

Three people think otherwise

[barren knot]

What is going on here?

[trail prism]

Y'all my Empire is reviving!

[barren knot]

What the deuce is Empire?

[trail prism]

The Empire of Duckmenistan, land of the ducks

[barren knot]

Gotta hail the Duck emperor then

[trail prism]

Indeed

This is the land of the empire as for now

More exactly of Duckmenistan

[barren knot]

Bro you got Gandalf in there in a burrow?

[trail prism]

And this is full map

[trail prism]

Yep he the wise one

[barren knot]

https://tenor.com/view/11-gif-27595507

[trail prism]

This is him :3

[trail prism]

Tf are these reviews

[random drum]

justin beiber performed in ambani wedding for 10,181,036 dollars

[lucid rain]

gen alpha wrote it

[fair geyser]

Is it true that parents treat their first born more harshly or are we just making up theory to make ourselves feel good lol

[torpid lintel]

Every family is different
So it's not true

[lucid rain]

the 2nd borns are probably defective, they want u to be better than those 2nd one 👽☝

but not all families are the same

[fair geyser]

Well, I might never know, cheers

[lucid rain]

they want u to be better just in case new one is shit probably 😂

[fair geyser]

I would say the new one is already better than me might even say already surpassed me

[lucid rain]

ddamnn

thats wild

[fair geyser]

I know right

I am proud and jealous at the same time

Don't even know if thats normal

[lucid rain]

kil him and take his place

[fair geyser]

[lucid rain]

😂

[lucid rain]

u got a stone hammer use it

[fair geyser]

On myself

[lucid rain]

on the new one

[minor spoke]

👀

[minor spoke]

Lmao ikr

Kids these days

[balmy meadow]

Jeff is a real gen Alpha probably 8, Darrin is just a gen Z trolling

[fair geyser]

The boomer is here

[minor spoke]

Say it

[fair geyser]

Boom boom boomer

[fair geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkmeme-boomer-chewing-gum-boomer-chewing-gum-boome-gum-gif-13134306839051219923

[pastel verge]

MOSHI MOSHI

[balmy meadow]

Trust me, I'm in the Great Gen not boomer. I Watched Alekhine's death back in the Tsardom 💀

Apparently they will stop my facebook account if i tell it so it's a secret my grandkids

But I'll still make you cookies

always

[minor spoke]

Luckily

[frigid gust]

anybody up for chess game

[marsh wave]

Good morning.

[lament jacinth]

Goodmorning.

No excitement for Liya

😾

[marsh wave]

Liya!

[lament jacinth]

NOT ENOUGH EXCITEMENT

I NEED MORE

I AM EVERYONES MOTHER

And you sound like you're constipated

[marsh wave]

@brave finch I'm getting better.

[lament jacinth]

Wow

[marsh wave]

@brave finch You seem like a bad mood today?

[lament jacinth]

473 elo is so good

[marsh wave]

It's alright.

[lament jacinth]

Im proud of you

[marsh wave]

ty,

@brave finch Why?

You could message me. If you need to vent.

If not no worries.

Hope things get better.

[spice loom]

hi guys

I'm new

[upbeat viper]

[jovial fable]

how are you doing

[spice loom]

@jovial fable Great

[minor spoke]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[jovial fable]

that is quite amazing

[spice loom]

[minor spoke]

Im tempted to play more bloxorz

But i dont wanna

It sounds like a roblox game

[spice loom]

bloxorz?

[minor spoke]

Probably cuz its an anagram LMAO

Robloxz

Wait my discovery is literally nobel prize tier

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[spice loom]

[minor spoke]

🙄

[fervent comet]

do not be mad

[minor spoke]

Perry moment

[jovial fable]

😭

[fervent comet]

ok

[minor spoke]

Where is everyone why is chat dead

@grim edge id like some of my forehead back

[fervent comet]

[marsh wave]

95% of the chat is asleep,

[fervent comet]

ok

[spice loom]

yea

[desert nebula]

hello hello how are you today?

[minor spoke]

R u from sri lanka

[spice loom]

yes

im from Srilanka

[minor spoke]

Cool

[jovial fable]

Epic!

[minor spoke]

Games

Erm

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-meme-gif-15099278808009342621

[spice loom]

Where are you guys from?

[minor spoke]

Mother earth

[jovial fable]

Австралия

[spice loom]

[wise mortar]

I follow this guy twitter 💀

[minor spoke]

Wait fr?

[jovial fable]

Yes

[minor spoke]

Wait also how tf does it start with abc

[minor spoke]

Dang lots of ppl from there in cc

[lament jacinth]

"Im working im busy"

[minor spoke]

Well i am

[lament jacinth]

LALALALA

[minor spoke]

Shush

[jovial fable]

the bc are not like the english bc

[cursive pawn]

ok

[wise sun]

guys how can i use !profile?

[jovial fable]

do /connect, connect ur account then do /profile. 👍

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> foodie0

This is the Chess.com profile of foodie0. Take a look!

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1279 (1350 peak)
Blitz: 1064 (1149 peak)
Bullet: 1078 (1539 peak)

[cursive pawn]

@nocturne elk

Should i start playing chess again

[minor spoke]

Ofc

[cursive pawn]

Shut up ur like 2100

Stupid chess nerds

[minor spoke]

💀

Why would u ask that in a chess server

What were u expecting

[cursive pawn]

So i can get mad at the person that says play chess

Stupid chess players

[minor spoke]

Skull

[cursive pawn]

What openings do you play

[minor spoke]

For what color

Most e4s, caro, englund (💀)

e5

Rarely a dutch if i feel like it

[jovial fable]

i thought only 30 year old cheaters played the dutch 😔

[frigid gust]

like you

[jovial fable]

i’m neither 30 or a cheater

[frigid gust]

prove it

[jovial fable]

how would u like me to go about doing that

[cursive pawn]

I play caro against e4 and against d4 i play queens indian/nimzo 😎

[frigid gust]

wow

[wise mortar]

ok

[frigid gust]

I play dutch

and eat dutch icecream 🙂

[trail prism]

I only play KIA

[cursive pawn]

Anything else like c4/e3/d3 i quit game

[frigid gust]

same lol

[cursive pawn]

I always get beaten by dutch

[minor spoke]

I didnt bother learning any d4 theory yet so ive been mostly playing englund lmao

Or dutch at times

[cursive pawn]

With white i like play with jobava london like naroditsky 🔥😎

[frigid gust]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chess-anarchy-chess-chaos-gif-24820683

[minor spoke]

Erm

[cursive pawn]

When i play dutch i get mated when someone plays dit h against me i get mated

[minor spoke]

💀 💀 💀

[cursive pawn]

Hi

[minor spoke]

Thatll get u TOed if u do it again

[jovial fable]

have u ever heard of the user called “mastoblood”

[gilded lava]

<@&745328830649991179> wall text

[minor spoke]

? no

[cursive pawn]

how did bro get 2100 without learn theory against d4

[jovial fable]

ah he was an admin in another chess server, he got banned for cheating

[minor spoke]

Im not 2100 lol

[cursive pawn]

bruh i thought i was lagging

[cursive pawn]

2000 - 2199

[minor spoke]

Also legit u do not need theory until 2k, u just need to not be dead lost on move 5 and ur chilling

[minor spoke]

Oh

[grim edge]

Ñol

[cursive pawn]

i dont want to reach 2000 and then get plateaued because i dont know theory

[grim edge]

Lol

[trail prism]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[minor spoke]

Theory isnt even important, and also u wont plateau it doesnt even take long to learn it

U just need to know the main ideas of the opening

[cursive pawn]

erm naroditsky disagrees

[grim edge]

Fr

[minor spoke]

Also its not all theory, just against d4 💀

Dutch is enough to play against most d4s

[grim edge]

You should start theory around 1100

[minor spoke]

Define theory

[cursive pawn]

[minor spoke]

Learning 10 moves deep isnt worth

At 1100 just know how to play the opening

And dont hang pieces

[grim edge]

Chess theory consists of opening knowledge, tactics, positional analysis, strategy, and endgame technique

[minor spoke]

If u dont know anything about the opening then duh do something about it

[minor spoke]

Nope in that case theory should start when u start playing chess

[cursive pawn]

Id rather listen to naroditsky ngl

[grim edge]

Buddy idgf ik you the 2k around here but imma take my chess advice from actual GM's and ims

[minor spoke]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

At the 1100 level no one knows how to play openings past move 5 💀

Just play the game lol, dont hang pieces, play natural improving moves, etc

[crimson yarrow]

guys my opponent just played Nxe8 as his starting position what do i do😭

[marsh wave]

that's not good to ask during a live game you know?

[jovial fable]

what

[cursive pawn]

Play Qxe1

[minor spoke]

Eat him

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-chess-in-the-park-park-chess-discord-gif-27371208

[minor spoke]

Or her

[cursive pawn]

It

[minor spoke]

Or wtvr the hell gender it is

[cursive pawn]

Cancelled

[minor spoke]

I forgor its 2024

😭 spare me

[cursive pawn]

Too late

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flipyyy-gif-1768078456175931673

[cursive pawn]

Stupid bird

[crimson yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-chat-gif-25434766

[grim edge]

scrolled insta and got two vids on how to prepare for pregnancy am i cooked

[minor spoke]

What have u been doing recently

[grim edge]

nothing just living life

[minor spoke]

Life?

Am i ur asian cousin

[teal dragon]

Cat is ranked #1 as black. Best move is to fold the king aka resign.

[fervent comet]

you are cooked

[nocturne elk]

you are cooked

[potent kraken]

Bruh

[proper panther]

hello everyone I'm having a great day

[potent kraken]

Why i giggle

[minor spoke]

In offtopic nice

[wise mortar]

Wanna see a cool gif?

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[minor spoke]

Uh oh

Dammit knew that was coming

[fleet scroll]

Breh

[wise mortar]

Wanna play some shogun 2 multiplayer battle sometime?

Public battle is so scarce nowadays

[fleet scroll]

I like campaigns over single battles. Does shogun 2 have competitive campaigns? Idr

[wise mortar]

Competitive? No, but co op is a thing

[fleet scroll]

Also, I remember when it first came out and I was accidentally matching against players for my campaign battles lmao

[wise mortar]

Yeah drop in battes

[fleet scroll]

Oh ok. Warhammer 3 has free for all campaigns. We really need a proper “old school” total war release with the new quality of life updates

[wise mortar]

I just hate the fast paced battle in shogun 2 these rice peasants run like horses smh

[fleet scroll]

Rome 2 battle evaluations are funny

[jovial fable]

hello

[fleet scroll]

Will say crushing defeat and I win anyways because of army composition

[wise mortar]

Yeah as long as you have some cavs you can win with hammer and anvil

[fair geyser]

I have some cav muscle

[fleet scroll]

I had zero cav

[fair geyser]

[jovial fable]

rome total war?

[fleet scroll]

Rome 2

[fair geyser]

Ahhhh total war

[fleet scroll]

You know what, I need to start a medieval 2 campaign

[jovial fable]

never heard of it

rome total war was fire tho

[fair geyser]

TW medival 2 was best

[fleet scroll]

Imagine medieval 2 but with modern qol updates

[fair geyser]

I would inquisition everyone's ass

[wise mortar]

The ai is dumb af tho

[fleet scroll]

WH3 has the best ai imo

Like, even on normal difficulty the battles are substantially harder

[fair geyser]

Can't run in my potato pc

[fleet scroll]

I just wish it wasn’t so arcade

[wise mortar]

Shogun 2 is aesthetically pleasing and its very well optimized

Tons of mods too

[fair geyser]

Havnt played Shogun 2 last I played was total war Atilla

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-mongolians-south-park-s6e11-child-abduction-is-not-funny-gif-22002768

[fleet scroll]

Attila could’ve been so good

[jovial fable]

i never realised there was so many total wars, i just play one as a child 😭

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fair geyser]

I smell a butt

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[minor spoke]

💀

[jovial fable]

cancelled

[minor spoke]

Sob

Me stuck

[digital phoenix]

its 2020 bro

[minor spoke]

On something else

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

Im doing that to myself rn

[digital phoenix]

doing what

dancing to mario?

[minor spoke]

Fsfs

[grim edge]

cant be that bad right ||(I SAW A THIRD ONE)||

[digital phoenix]

what have u been watching

i got this random post about awareness of being attracted to minors

[jovial fable]

i got an ad for shrooms on my instagram

[rapid pawn]

Imagine

[digital phoenix]

we have one side alrdy im waiting for another southgate masterclass

[grim edge]

Stuff

[nocturne elk]

gg they are onto you

[pallid stream]

will someone play with me?

[neat rampart]

[zealous glen]

hello chat

ton of fun people today

[grim edge]

heyo

[neat rampart]

[minor spoke]

Pretty bad I’d say

What’s in ur search history 😶‍🌫️

[digital phoenix]

guys this doesnt feel right

[minor spoke]

😭😭

[jovial fable]

Yeah too many As

changed them to Cs

[digital phoenix]

real

[fallen fern]

What subject

[digital phoenix]

physics

[minor spoke]

Rip

[grim edge]

@oblique drum 🗣️ I joined

[jovial fable]

insane

[grim edge]

I’m not even a fan of chess lmao

[jovial fable]

ur in the right server then

[round epoch]

and were not fans of gay kpop lmao

[jovial fable]

💀

[grim edge]

Me neither lmao

[slate owl]

nice mutual servers

[grim edge]

@grim edge message sent 25 days ago gah damn…

U quit or sm

[high oasis]

chess should be loved

[twilit river]

😨

[steep wren]

Is someone willing to play 10 matches of one minute Bullet?

[fleet scroll]

I have a question

why is cuban food so yummy

[high oasis]

puerto rican food is better 🇵🇷
but cubas cool because they learned from us. we’re all tainos. 💜

[fleet scroll]

puerto rican food also really yummy

[high oasis]

the most yummy

[fleet scroll]

hmm idk if any cuisine is the most yummy. what is tasty to me often depends on my mood

[wise mortar]

Vro

[high oasis]

mofongo 😩
arroz con gandules 🤤
empanadillas 🤩

[wise mortar]

No idea what those are but id eat them

[grim edge]

i just got another one but its not like on par with the others doesn't count ig

[high oasis]

you definitely would.

[fleet scroll]

mofongo = fried plantains with pork

[high oasis]

yes

[wise mortar]

Dang

[high oasis]

its so easy to make too

[fleet scroll]

arroz con gandules I'm not sure, never had it

[high oasis]

its like

[fleet scroll]

empanadillas are like little pastries with meat filling

[high oasis]

rice with a base called sofrito cooked with it, sometimes even olives served with pidgeon beans

[fleet scroll]

I've never had pidgeon beans, but I'll happily try it

[high oasis]

and yes they are
my favorite is a relleno de papa

its addicting

[fleet scroll]

what's filled with potato?

[high oasis]

most often res (beef)

[fleet scroll]

oh interesting

[twilit river]

Ngl they sound like STDs

[high oasis]

you know how puerto rican dialect sounds?

[wise mortar]

Even better

[fleet scroll]

so is it like carne enrollada?

[twilit river]

bro is NOT ranrhy😭🙏☝️

[jovial fable]

there’s freakygram then there’s this shit

[wise mortar]

💀

[fleet scroll]

most puerto ricans I talk with speak a lot of spanglish and kinda mash words together

like "ella habla espanol" turns into "ellablaspanol"

[wise mortar]

Does puerto rican likes to slapppasss?

[high oasis]

jaja no its more like a dumpling because its a potato ball with carne mix in it

[wise mortar]

https://youtu.be/5-uIwpo0dCU?si=rsdIxiyw_bGn9MDF

[fleet scroll]

ohhhhhhhh ok I misunderstood

[high oasis]

eh sorta

more like we shorten tons of words

[fleet scroll]

I worked with a guy named pedro from puerto rico

[high oasis]

we dont jam them

[fleet scroll]

he told me that a lot of words just use english

[high oasis]

we do use alot of english

[fleet scroll]

like ice cream instead of helado

[high oasis]

like janguear means to hang out

[fleet scroll]

my written spanish is ok but I still can't hold a conversation with a native speaker unless they talk to me like I'm a toddler 😭

[high oasis]

we say helado also

[jovial fable]

that’s like my french

[high oasis]

we say the r’s like l’s

[minor spoke]

Briokooooooo the ai is crazy

[high oasis]

carne (meat) = calne
por que? (why) = pol que?
r at the beginning of a word sometimes rolled
and in some regions like mine the two r’s are sometimes not rolled and sounds more like a throaty h sound
like carro

[fleet scroll]

oh so like a german R

[minor spoke]

What language?

[fleet scroll]

spanish

[high oasis]

spanish 🇵🇷

[minor spoke]

Oh

OMG IK SPANISH

🤯

[high oasis]

yes exactly

[minor spoke]

Wait what dialect is this

[high oasis]

puerto rican

[minor spoke]

Oh interesting

[high oasis]

dw i can speak more neutral too

[twilit river]

Te amo te amo!!

Como te illamas

Yeah that's about it

[minor spoke]

Illamas 💀

[foggy sage]

guys hows my new profile picture

[minor spoke]

I want to jump

[foggy sage]

isnt it hot

😍

[twilit river]

His @?

[twilit river]

What's wrong😭

[minor spoke]

Llamas

[twilit river]

Same shi😡🙏

[minor spoke]

Fsfs

[twilit river]

Plus illamas are cute

Bonus points for that

[minor spoke]

What the hell are illamas

[twilit river]

Goat thingy

Goat if it was peak

[minor spoke]

That’s a llama..

[twilit river]

Shi sheep actually

[twilit river]

😡🙏whoa watch it buddy

[sturdy temple]

hi

im 13 and rated 1100 chess.com and 1400 lichess

anyone wanna be training parthers

[minor spoke]

#💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

insta wants me to be a teen mom

[minor spoke]

I think we both need help

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/varg-vikernes-varg-vikernes-eyebrow-varg-vikernes-ayo-ayooo-thulean-perspective-gif-10490522393096051468

[olive crane]

@twilit river skull i lost 4 games in a row after hitting 1380

choked completely winning games

i canNOT convert 😭

[twilit river]

We cooked brother

Give up 🗣️💯🙅🔥

[silent quest]

I lost 3 after hitting my peak

[olive crane]

hell naw 🗣️

ik i can hit 1500 easily

[jovial fable]

i fully believe u can

[twilit river]

What opening do you play

[olive crane]

the fear of losing rating is holding me back ong 🗣️

[silent quest]

Watch him say london

[olive crane]

i used to play ruy lopez but now i play italian

[jovial fable]

losing is better than doing nothing 🗣️

[twilit river]

That's what's wrong

[olive crane]

nuh uh

[twilit river]

Play London 🗣️💯

[olive crane]

nah mane italian is fire

[silent quest]

Ruy lopez got too many lines

[olive crane]

ONGG bro

and they are HARD to win

[jovial fable]

can anyone beat me 🔥 🗣️

back in my prime i could do 16 😔

[olive crane]

this line in the ruy lopez litterally gives me nightmares

too hard to win ong

[twilit river]

Whatthesigma

What about the queens gambit I heard that was good

[olive crane]

ion like slow

@twilit river ngl bro you been 1300 too you fr better than me lez play a game 😈 🙏

[twilit river]

Brother I haven't played in 2 months

My account is deleted😭

[olive crane]

why ☠️

[twilit river]

Read my disc user name without makepeople

[olive crane]

bro really rage quitted and deleted his acc

how many games bro lost in a row to do that

does bro even play chess anymore 😭

[twilit river]

Just created new account hop ON

[olive crane]

SKULL just now?? ☠️

[minor spoke]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6BAnxKyld909yo6Pk1DO3r?si=8aXbBd5PTZC_NnZ9JfcnIg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A5qTbpM2e2PROqgQXp7gfam

[twilit river]

yuh uh😎 mama didn't raise no quitter

[olive crane]

wahts the user

[twilit river]

Percy-Autumn

[balmy meadow]

Erm sir im gonna need some proofs that you are approved to make a new acc 🤓

Or I'm getting your Manager

[twilit river]

Closed my old account

[grim edge]

hi granny

[twilit river]

That is why I'm no longer connected

[balmy meadow]

hi

[olive crane]

il send challenge

[grim edge]

how's your blood pressure today?

[twilit river]

Unrated right🥰

[olive crane]

i sent

[balmy meadow]

I just gave my credit card number to some sweet man named Steve Wallets because apparently I'm hacked in PayPal

[grim edge]

oh, sounds fun

[twilit river]

@olive crane now u see why🥰

My position was so ass it's crazy

[olive crane]

you play pirc thas why you lost blud 😭

play simpler openings ☠️

[twilit river]

😭

[twilit river]

Come on rematch

I want to play as white

[olive crane]

ok

[silent quest]

its easier on mobile

[jovial fable]

Yeah lol

lemme try it on my phone

[twilit river]

@olive crane

The unga bunga bishop move was the best move😭

[olive crane]

bro really left on a win

bro does NOT have the gambler mentality

99% people quit before making it big

[twilit river]

Gotta know when to call quits

That's what true gamblers do

[olive crane]

nah man i played atrocious af

[twilit river]

😭

Don't even remind me of the first match

Vietnam typa shii

[olive crane]

bro got suffocation mated

[twilit river]

You got nowhere to run ahh mate

[olive crane]

blud hung everything and was like mm free pawn

[twilit river]

A free pawn is a free pawn

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[olive crane]

5 dollars is 5 dollars type shi

[tall rose]

Broke mindset

[twilit river]

Bro you can't be talking😭bro really went "mm me attack queen" Then proceeded to blunder the knight

[twilit river]

Living on the edge ahh mindset

[olive crane]

i was playing non sense moves i wasnt playing 100% strngth

[twilit river]

Bro is doing push ups for chess😭🙏☝️

Brother I haven't played in 2 months +I handicapped myself with the london

XD

[olive crane]

thas why bro got mated in 14 moves

[tall rose]

Escape the London rabbithole

[twilit river]

I want to learn new openings maan

But I lose one match then go back to london

[tall rose]

Queens Gambit good

[twilit river]

I was playing the pirc in that match

[twilit river]

Heard about it but too lazy to do it😰

[peak plank]

Yep. Def play a new opening

[minor spoke]

Whats yeon rated

[peak plank]

Idk

Whose yeon

[wise mortar]

Yeon deez

[round epoch]

Queen f7!

[minor spoke]

I wonder

🧐

[gusty ridge]

Off topic

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh5-gif-27177170

[round epoch]

trivial

[twilit river]

There's no rules against speaking about chess in off topic actually

[jovial fable]

but its better for chess talk

[grim edge]

Novak Djokovic is the greatest athlete of all time

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/tennisgifs-tennis-djokovic-novak-djokovic-scream-gif-22075480

[minor spoke]

We’ve heard this like a million times by now

[grim edge]

What a joke

Michael Phillips has that honor

[warm spindle]

Phillips

Phillips.

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[grim edge]

And you'll hear it until the end of times

Phelps

Or whatever

Michael Phillips sounds like a name a US president would have

No joke

[warm spindle]

Nikocado avocado solos both. 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

Huh

[warm spindle]

Naw not the Michael part.

It'd have to be like John or something.

[minor spoke]

Shaquille O’Neal greatest athlete of all time?

[gilded lava]

Imma leave this server, it was nice knowing some bozos here.

[jovial fable]

no one know u lil bro

[sleek oriole]

lil bro actually left

[marsh wave]

So quiet.

[peak plank]

That took way too long

[hazy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/mogging-mewing-cat-zazu-gif-13280918095920108064

[hazy tiger]

what lvl is that

[peak plank]

3.4k attempts

[peak plank]

B

[hazy tiger]

ok but what kind of demon is it?

[peak plank]

Medium

[hazy tiger]

Do Critical Hit

@peak plank

[peak plank]

its an easy demon?

looks like it so far

[hazy tiger]

Hard Demon

[peak plank]

oh its 3 minutes long

[hazy tiger]

Yes

The end dual part and spider parts are hard at first

You just gotta practice.

[simple laurel]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1260642652894793831

[peak plank]

im not ready for that loool

[hazy tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/mogging-mewing-cat-zazu-gif-13280918095920108064

[peak plank]

bros gonna tell me to beat edge of destiny after that 💀

[hazy tiger]

bloodbath

[peak plank]

._.

[fleet scroll]

1900 blitz

[marsh wave]

I lost to them also.