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Ok i can give u a summary but i have like 200+ ss and i dont wanna do allat 😭
I'm in a weird spot where I simultaneously want to be single and in a relationship
sure summary is good. I don't need receipts, just the spicy stuff
yeah felt that
uhhh I'm pretty sure grub is a child
i kind of want to be single
which is sad
it's fine
your cat doesn't meet my requirements
there aren't many outside of morals
tbt
i'm not a she
are you trying to sell your cat off on me lmfao
I'm still here
I wonder. lol
nothing wrong with this, and it's not sad
there's only something wrong with it if you're using it as a coping mechanism
like that other dude
nah i won't
you saying it like it's simple water just go drink
i want to be single cause I can't see through my actual feelings yet
to much narrow on my mind
HYPERBULLET GRIND LET'S GO
step one is to go outside and be social. if you aren't doing that, stop complaining about being single
I'm stuck at work rn
life coach moment
everybody run go go Kenneth
I'm a system engineer
have you seen this meme
I make networking equipment
bro's got aimbot
insanity
I am the skibidi toielt !!!
Amog us 😳
How old r u?
Theres “im pretty young” and “im young”
i was about to say same compliment 💀💀💀💀
My aacount has been hacked can you guys report it kiwi_kun__ (twitter )
<@&745328830649991179>
don't immediately call mod she might really have problem dude
no 99.999% of those are just people who want someone else mass reported
mod won't do anything will he
if the twitter account was linked to the discord account, I'd believe it
looking at the account there is another account by a similar name saying that account has been hacked 
😭😂😂😂😂😂
why ping
he's at work ig
because it's a common scam
people post stuff like that because they want a twitter account mass reported
You can check the replies of that account why would I promote bitcoin
anyway, that's a chess discord
ok so you contact twitter support, you don't ask for mass reports
"dreams do come true!" 😭
kiwi just let it go
why can't i send pic and video I've some mind-blowing videos
do /trust
u need to be in the server for a week correct
will i get banned if i ask science 18+ question here
thanks mystic
what do u mean
this is off topic can i ask questions it's related to science and is 18+
i had written clearly
depends on the question idk
i doubt u will be banned
@grim edge whats the question
ah I'll google it
what is ur question 😔
now I'm curious what the question is too
nope kids will ping mod
dman i removed my shirt today I'm muscular lol i was skinny month ago but when I'm home I've started eating here liek 5 4 times
great. now go out and make friends
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check
I've more friends than your rating 😉
Do you? Are they really friends?
yeah
nice! When are you hanging out with them next?
almost everyday
I linked my account
Wassup people
then why are you here, on discord?
What how do i link my discord account?
why can't i

goodbye peeps
do /connect
correct
brilliant!
How do I start a match in chess.com
u click the green button that says play
Oh i see
Still on the grind to breach 1k elo
goodluck
does this look like cheating?
this looks like a bullshit time control
........................................................
1 min is valid
It looks like somone just made a chess.com account
its my account
Yes
What
insanity
When the camera panned over to him I did not expect him to look like that
😭
"im the bong lord"
@servermodes use of inappropriate, rule violating language
hello short one
Hello Microsoft
She looks like a alien
why am i suppressed in vc
Nah , she looks like the ghost character from horror movies
Why can't I see the voices?
is this a trick question?
u don't see voices u hear them
You can hear em
Looks straightforward
Does the voice I consider myself that's in my head count
Like it comes with ideas and I can communicate with it ( kinda )
Tho it's all in the head
Not in the right place
Go on Facebook :3
@silent quest @notdio101 cringe. If u were not joking u 2 must be idiots.
I meant voice channels
Cuz on other platforms u can make friends faster
@notdio101
Idk
Sure
I can be your enemy
Why I can't see the voice channels??
Oooh this what u meant
Go to channel and roles
Law 4: Always Say Less Than Necessary
When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.
Try to phrase your sentences better next time
Bruh use ur mind when u r reading 😩
"why cant i see the voices" either suggests that its a metaphor or you've never been to school
hiii
They gonna ban me if I reveal his ip in chat?
Yeah
you don't have his IP 💀
Evening.
Yo
Yuh
aura
i'd whip that technoblade guys ass at pvp
he probably was one of the riders who joined during 2020
Ion know much abt minecraft
I used to watch it
Never bought it cuz I couldnt afford a 7 dollar game
play cracked 
Bast is gonan be happy with this one
nope jartex
i play cracked
loser
nope jartex moSt popular cracked Server
Hmm
even with my Skill n Stats they have better player
lol i have 50k+ kills on hypixel
eSpecially annoying ah faction player
get on my level
I'm still waiting for the banban ost from sheet music boss
it aint even that much my kill are from the paSt 2 month
you'd probably be like a 50 star on hypixel
the kill leaderboard reSet evey 3 motnh
nie u might be btter than me then
wht ur bedwar Streak
Uh
9k
Thats too much information for me to be giving out
9k more times than me
ima give u glimpS of my Streak
i like this guy
@verbal thunder
?
very goom
very goom
i =my Streak 384 higgher than ur
old picture anyay
it prlly higher now
XDDD bro
WWWWWWW
Here goes ur newest meme
Bastoura plays piano?
I dont know if he does or not
How many of you guys would be down for a hunger games rn
ask dealbreaker

Whose that
pixelsandchess
dang
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“Please maintain eye contact for the duration of the ad.”
“Since you looked away, you’ll need to rewatch from the beginning.”
goofy ahh poll
rigged wouldn't even let me vote,
True statement
Maybe
its 50/50 rn lol
i havn’t joined 5 servers yet
bro
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Wut
Hii
Hey
Guys do u know who the tallest man is rn
Mr. Tall?
Nvm 🤣
me
It’s her
im 13'10 and 7 lbs
yessir
I’m 8’8 200
ur weight class is ironic
nice i also have a friend whos 1'9 and 500 lbs
Ah that’s cute hit me up
ive never had a poptart
Chocolate sucks
-.0
bro you googling to make sure it comes in slices or wut?
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i dont think it exists here
@digital phoenix What is your name? Like spelling this is ridiculous
Mr tall
silicovolcanoconiosis
Ha but you're like 5'3?
in general?
Strawberry is good
whos 5'3
my computer mouse
thats crazy
he's also quite tall
Mickey?
Mickey bet
you know what else is crazy?
o.O me
are ya'll very spiritual type
I find that to be orthodox question.
what is spiritual type
good
i always fail the recaptcha with the select squares with the image
it gets annoying
Mines so difficult
Mr. Tall has me becoming a robot spending hours doing these difficult tests.
like sometimes theres the little part of the image in the next square which i didnt select
you're so dramatic
act proper like we're not dummies
I know you like tarts of some kind!
egg tart
do u not like egg
I like them over easy!
i dont think egg tart tastes like egg tho im not sure
ya bazinga
anyways omg
You seem to know an awful lot about egg tarts
I need you're entire food regimen. On paper by Monday. 7:30am sharp!
@ocean swallow\
hi
hello
@digital phoenix tf does it taste like then?
idk bro
Excuse me?
Not u
Guys what is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you
this one time
I used to be an adventurer
but then I got bit
so I stopped being adventurous
True
🧐
Took an arrow to the knee 
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Go Pixel! you can do it!
ill push tmmrw
@peak plank Ohk
I'm realizing more about the psyche today.
Very interesting.
Chess slowly improving as I remember moves in sequences.
Makes sense.
🤯
Dude I tanked 150 elo
In blitz cuz I played during peak jet lag 
😦
Wut chocolate pop tarts suck
Got married mannnn

Sucks to suck
I am not the one doing that
but ok
Then who’s to speak

Single life is lit

Single is over-rated!
Bros old
fr i jus got out' of something i'm gud
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9 free points 
Huh why didn’t it abort
i'm bored
Hi bored
@lament jacinth Hi, Liya
if u aborted to often it takes away ur aborting privileges
Hi bored
No i am Liya
omg you are bored
ahaha
Oh imagine doing that
is this a good meme, kids
The knights do tend to spring into action.
I can't think of any I'm to dumb.
Its a totally radical meme,all the cool kids laugh at this banger of a meme
LMAO thats great
french defence is a wild opening
Fr
Wsg shwarma
a

Hi whoever u are
Who r u
road back to 2000
very good
Yes!
Post where? 👀
ok this one I might post
How much time I have to make one? 👀
any time you want

if you make one and give me your twitter @ I’ll even credit you
Got it!
I will make one some day for fun haha
I don't think mine is that good
Im playing chess with the goal of trying to win while being as dubious as possible
like, barbarian style
its not working right now
yeah try not to artificially change your chess style
W
Fire game, I used to play then it got too hard so I quit
😭
What the sigma
If not then thats pretty disappointing.

real
still hoping for a reply pls 🤞
grow up
Never!
No one can take the child out of me.
Imagine being a brick in a wall what a bore amiright
Grow down
YEAHHH
hello peeps
Batman is crazy
@upbeat viper too many pawns 
Wait how the hell did u manage to throw that
😭
overcooked makes a deep hatred among ur friends
truly, she threw some raw chicken at me made me drop my potatoes

never cussed at someone harder
we used to give motivational speeches at the start of levels we couldn’t beat 😭
besides in mario kart
💀💀💀
why do noobs keep playing even piece down
Cuz they win
not against me
i used to be a world record holder for 1 mario kart map
i was a DEMON at yoshi circuit
i give them painful mates
and just like they lost a piece so could you
I spent god knows how long on the Wii Mario kart lol, finished everything there is to it
i haven’t played in a minute but no one could stop me at yoshi circuit
if i compliment mod do i get ban
Wait actually 😭
i’ll start training that shit
on what
anything suppose beauty

…
pls dont we work here, we’re usually older you’re all minors it would make everyone uncomfortable just see us as the aunties and uncles pls thanks

Ice climbers worst thing to ever exist
ice climbers 😭
Idk why it exists
UNSTOPPABLE
Dk is unstoppable
do i get ban if i do
Way too strong in smash
I was 14 beating my 23 year old brother in law no sweat
Lmaoooo
ahhh alright
OP fr
Nope too old lol
No ds
i did in fact play crash bandicoot
NO DS
😭😭😭


uh
🤯
v you wont get this you were born when the switch came out
i remember a game on the ds called bomber man and idk what happened in the game all i remember is that it was fire
not like i ever payed any attention anyway
Wii was my childhood I spent wayyyyy too long on it
payed or paid
was club penguin in you guyses alley or
Paid
Club penguin was fire
thoguht so
IT WAS FIRE THE SECRET AGENT STUFF WAS GREAT
when i got a little older we used to speedrun bans on club penguin
uh-oh! we do not say that word on barbie.com
😭
What else have yall played
why are my messages being sent with a return imma close discord
YES
I’ve been here since the sims 2

sameee
Wb surviv
born and raised online I had a tumblr on the good times like 2012
It’s gone now 🫡

my friend when he was young played 1 agar game for 3 hours straight 😭
old
H o w
rookie numbers
worms
Slither
LET ME BE
SLITHERIO
THEY WORMS
Too slow
🪱
I HAD A COOL-DOWN
L
PETITION TO REMOVE COOLDOWN
💀
IM SO DONE WORH IT
there was so many .io games
how i become mod
friv was also my shit
do they get paid
that game was fire
I just grinded slither and surviv
bro when I was an actual kid there was a game called bounce
chat check this guy out
do mods get paid someone tell him
WAIT RED BALL

mods get the payment of getting to meet me. that’s all they need
Pls tell me uve played red ball
event mods (twitch/youtube) get paid, blue mods here dont, they’re volunteers. I’m staff, I work for chesscom in other ways, so that’s my full time job
I hang out here cause I’m silly

is it easy to be event mod
How bored r u
apply, multiple interviews, search of history of chess interactions, etc
I'm asking simple question i like simple answer
gotta be 18+ too
i’m 132k messages wth
W poll
I’m answering
thanks other guys was making philosophy answer
anyone who votes me doesn’t know me
Wait I’ll be a man
@autumn vigil A girl has no name
Hey Dahlia
Hello Anitta. How have you been?
what is it mate
going out in the woods later to get an album cover photo hopefully
wait coco help
I thought you know Game of Thrones.
What
nah, my name is literally Arya
I just moved out to my own apartment and brought just the essentials hes not happy
tiny hand russian doll cat
Gimme 😭
it’s about a guy
every dude is just some guy
how’s the flood? also nice titty tat
hewo
it’s better! went down most places
but this guy is cute anitta 
hey bast
i was treated so badly here
The same guy as before?
tkd class yeah
still some guy remember that for life
Bruh
hey I answered you kindly!
potential husband
thanks annitta i had other problem gehe
permission to bully??
hehe*
SOME GUY!!!! EVERY DUDE!!!
wtf ur a toddler
not granted he’s new, only trusted
i used to have a hand of a doll a punk rock dude had at a concert. i used to tell ppl if they disrespected the hand they’ll get cursed
KEKW
he’s cool tho 
is he nice to you?
extremely
15
💀
Alright. Btw, it was Arya Stark
oh ok then for you thats nice 🙂
anitta no you will not take him
I DONT WANT HIM GROSS YALL KIDS
Blunder react
IM GIVING U LIFE ADVICE
i think I've heard of that
who ? 😏

as long as he’s nice to you! 
i should say something
middle school relationship 😭
nobbs are annoying
Real
real
i’m not in middle school shut it 
Have you met Shawn Mendez? He will treat you better, my g.
WHY IS INSTAGRAM GIVING ME ADS FOR DRUGS
neither do i plan on even dating him
WTF IS THIS INSTAGRAM
like MLM supplements or actual drugs
do you need it though
V NO
shrooms bro 😭
Lol
what in the actual
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
professional opinion: you should report them
i should tell reality fellas
like a legit “sponsored” ad 😭😭
but just ignore personal opinion
dont do drugs professional and personal opinion
drugs bad. video games good
Yes video games
these comments lmaoo
yes ?
idk what that is
on nokia
weak
wtf
never seen
smh
oh bast is here?
😭😭😭
naah
google has that
snake was fire
I had cool games
NO NOKIA SNAKE
🥱
TFYM
no nokia at all
OH I HAVE A GAME FOR YALL
Cringe
😭
is it papas pizzeria
Duck life
no lmao
duck life was fire
might have to ask chatgpt
Fireboy and watergirl
describe the game
play with me
i speedrun thta
have y’all played pixel speedrun
my record was four minutes
THIS GAME https://www.coolmathgames.com/0-bloxorz
erm what da sigma
Anyone?
10/10

How does no one know friv
is it like one of those “fit the shape” toys
when you do math and you realize this is a modular equations game
No…

blockerz was fire
oh now I got sometihng to do
it was so fire
imma go play it
see yall tomorrow
it is 4AM
lmao

I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE DAMN TAB
yea himma play some bloxorz first
i’m talking about anitta’s game
That’s what I was talking about too
have a good night 
Istg that game was on friv too
goodbye, sleep well
it was
Kk
M I FAIKED THE FIRST LEVEL
And what was it like electric man
it gets wayyyy harder
FIREBOY YES
i used to play fireball and water girl in computing class wayyy back
💀 same
i hate this game
i’m raging already

i’m only on stage five 💀
did u ever play worlds hardest game
i beat the first and second one
never got around to the third
hello queens and pawns 💀
what are the orange tiles
That was on cool math
Math? 
they disappear
Hi mohit
yeah I'll leave server seems no respect for us boys
they didn’t
Skull
OHH u can only roll on them
i’m pretty sure, u can’t stand up or you’ll fall through
Sleep!
impossible mario or something
yes sir damn
sleep is cringe
she’s literally me

Lmao
anyone here want to do a bullet match? First to 10
Wait who’s that
Dead
dude this game sucks i’m gonna cry
MOHIT?? MOHOT
U suck
u suck
is that kurt
Nah it’s the old vocalist of a black metal band, his stage name was dead
Sry Anitta to ping you.
I guess you was about to sleep 😅
IM STUCK
But Anitta when you will play chess with me? 👀
I need to hit the X with the small part
some other day it’s 4AM i can barely control a rectangle
I KNOW
then go back and go to the end
Okay 
when i get home ill beat the game again to flex
it’s impossible I gotta do it from the left first to open up a thing on the right
TEMPLE RUN
temple run was the first subway surfers
pou, temple run, flappy bird, jetpack joyride and talking tom omg
zombie something
subway surfers
there was a zombie one
Wait ez move it towards u once the left once then up and go straight to the left path and roll right and onto the x
How to play it? How math work here? Looks like a hard game haha
plants vs zombies
Wait it literally works try it
This is why chess seems to help
move towards me it falls
In calculating stuff
holy shir
shit it worked
How is that possible lay it flat out of the screen
Oh nice
😭
What
I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY TAB AGAIN
HAHAH
Stoopid
try playing the worldest hardest game on cool maths games
i think it might end you
show
Wait I just read this message, AHHHHHH 🤯
the harder the game is the less angry i get
ah that’s easy
IT WORKEDDDD
who is this anitta person bro
i’ve played it a couple of times
HOORAY
have u played all three?
that one is HELL
all three?
I’m here more than you these days las
there is 3
Most satisfying thing ever is to die in jet pack joyride and keep getting extra lives to go for infinitely longer
there are 3
THEEE
W
ur never here stop cap
THEE
was that the first one
thank u sensei
bully
full time on deez nuts
man i need my pc rip
got me unfortunately
fr
Lmao
What the hell
I’m asking the kids!! idk
😭 why is that funny
… gee thanks
among us
fire
literally like the insta comments
chocolate is the guy who comments and ruins everyones day
WDYMM I SAID IT WASNT FUNNY UNTIL I READ UR COMMENT
thanks mystic 😭
it was funny until i read his comment
my english is bad
Skull
and then the rest of the comments are just ill touch this guy for not getting the joke
Mashu level
I want to shoot this rn
MODS HES PROMOTING VIOLENCE
I meant like shoot it for an ad it’ll make for great promotions for cheese
holy moly
oh okay
I like this one but its a vine reference
i remember the “story time” guy on vine
straight fire content
wait what was that one app before tiktok
????
musically
musically or smth
too far back anitta
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vine was the where it all began. then musicaly but musicaly was shit. so then tiktok was born
Musically was the name of my librarian
learn some history kids
world war 2
his last name was inclined
i’ve seen this somewhere
a what
im going to touch someone
mashu
A 50/50 how stupid r u
go to north america
it was a country, v
cough
bring back yugoslavia
i knew that, anitta
I can't do stage 4 
LMAO
i was on stage five
stage 9!!!
there was a dude who posted a death threat on 4chan with in minecraft who was convicted and is still in prison
stage 4 means death bro u shouldnt even be reaching that level
fun fact
i was supposed to go to disneyland on the 8th
Werent u already there
no
Okay! Wait
i meant inside the park
There was a guy on runescape who made some edgy jokes abt burning down his school and shit he was like 18 being stupid and he served 7 years in prison
U went there but didnt go inside??
find every london player in this server and make them serve prison sentence
no tickets that day stupid. it was on the fourth
Josh Pault i think his name was, he has a youtube channel and shit now
Imagine
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