💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

I just said the person who is the greatest of all time is the greatest of all time nothing to do about your opinions

Bro is tweaking on God.... Ima just go

[zealous glen]

I dont csre about his ass, i care about him being a danger to children around him lol

[zealous glen]

Yes please do that

[grim edge]

Bro what are you talking about????

[fleet scroll]

Federer way better anyways

[grim edge]

@fleet scroll bro your ass fr made this man go off, at least say he's anti covid vax lmfao

[fleet scroll]

Huh? I didn’t make anyone do anything

[zealous glen]

If you dont vaccinate, you might get diffrent diseases, children dont get all their vaccines at the age of 1, if hes infected with some shit, he might infect a kid that was not yet vaccinated

[grim edge]

COVID is over now so either way he was correct on not taking it with many studies coming out that say that they cause blood clots

So Novak Djokovic is the greatest of all time, and a medical genius

Plus he had COVID

[zealous glen]

And a medical genius 💀

[grim edge]

So either way he has the anti bodies

[zealous glen]

....youre just an idiot

[grim edge]

wat

watdahail

[fleet scroll]

Forgetting that you’re 5-8x more likely to get myocarditis from covid than from vaccine :D

[zealous glen]

Thats not how anti bodies work bruh

[grim edge]

antivaxxer seriously?

🤣

is Igorlion a antivaxxer

[fleet scroll]

Covid is also only “over” because people are vaccinated :3

[zealous glen]

Hes arguing that some random sport ahh guy is a medical genius for being an antivaxer idk???

[zealous glen]

Exactly

[grim edge]

Nah bro i just support someone who didn't take the COVID vax

[zealous glen]

How do you think that shit just disapeered?@grim edge

[grim edge]

Covid is also only “over” because people are vaccinated :3 // and those who arent vaccinated get herd immunity from ppl who get vaccinated so vaccine good

Nah that's crazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBkVCpbNnkU

is this what u need

The GOAT

who is this

doesnt seem like a goat tbh

[zealous glen]

The funny thing is i dont think none of us even know who tf is this man 💀

Brother is certainly not the greatest of all time

[grim edge]

Oh he is tho

And I'm gonna post about him every day

At least once

[zealous glen]

Isnt 1.5k points jump pretty big lmaooo?

[grim edge]

wat da hail

[fleet scroll]

The real goat

[grim edge]

Nah

He's like 3rd rn

[fleet scroll]

At the age of 42

[grim edge]

Yeah bro he retired like 2 years ago the new gen don't have time to catch up

[near juniper]

UWU ;3

[fleet scroll]

uwu :3

[near juniper]

owo

[grim edge]

That's the live rankings, he had 428 weeks as world number 1

[fleet scroll]

Have an anime catboy

[near juniper]

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Im femboy uwu ;3 nyaaaa~

https://tenor.com/view/uw-u-kawai-pixel-art-gif-18479272

[grim edge]

wat

This is western culture

[near juniper]

uwu culture

[grim edge]

the true goat

[grim edge]

wat is nyaa

[fleet scroll]

Cat noise

[grim edge]

and wat is femboy

[near juniper]

uwu

[fleet scroll]

Guy who dresses feminine

[near juniper]

Who plays gd

[fleet scroll]

Not necessarily cross dressing, just feminine

[grim edge]

ohk

[fleet scroll]

What’s gd

[grim edge]

geometry dash

[near juniper]

Geometry dash

[grim edge]

i dont play

[near juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-fire-in-the-hole-lobotomy-mewing-gif-11629747719441995845

[grim edge]

i play chess

[fleet scroll]

I’ve been enjoying chess lately

[wise mortar]

@fleet scroll try googling it then, i just did, tons of people have the same problem

[wise mortar]

You :3

[grim edge]

no

[near juniper]

UWU

[grim edge]

me is no girl

[fleet scroll]

I did and I found no solutions besides “try targeting the ground”

[grim edge]

wat u talking abt

[near juniper]

Become giga chad or become femboy

[grim edge]

become chess

[wise mortar]

Or both

[grim edge]

become DA RUKH

[near juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/limusa-cat-playing-chess-game-kitty-gif-16752722

[near juniper]

Bro will end up as pookie Bear 💀

[grim edge]

wat talking bout

[fleet scroll]

A videogame

[wise mortar]

We are trying to invade Gaul

[grim edge]

oh

what gaul?

[near juniper]

What is life

[grim edge]

if ur invading bring knives short knives to stay hidden. lighter comes in clutch

What is life// fake

Rule #34 of ECR (Existential crisis rulebook) quote:
"It is impossible to explain you are outside a system using the laws of the same system unless an outsider causes a change in the system."
Appendix A: A system is a form of virtual / real reality.
Outsider: A conscious being outside a certain system.

Now using these laws, we can infer that we cannot tell we are out of a virtual system. Now say the outsider of that system, may be inside another system and so on and so forth. So that means that we are inside of a virtual system (Limit approaches infinity) so it must mean that we have no free will.

Rule 7 of ECR quote
"It is impossible to tell whether we have free will or we are just thinking we have free will."

Using this, we can estimate the chances of having free will are almost 0 (Limit approaches 0) (Refer to rule 34).

Hence we have no free will

[near juniper]

This is flood gg

[fleet scroll]

Bro are you ok

[near juniper]

Bro used chatgpt

[grim edge]

thats my rulebook thank you

i have a notebook of it

[wise mortar]

Mkay

[fleet scroll]

Bro is deranged

[grim edge]

idk just existential crisis

[wise mortar]

What chess do to a mf

[fleet scroll]

Why are you having an existential crisis

[grim edge]

adhd + urges to kill + existential crisis = deranged

[wise mortar]

Wait urges to kill?!

[fleet scroll]

Tone down the edginess a little bit

[grim edge]

wat is edginess

[grim edge]

it is what it is

[fleet scroll]

Saying stuff you think makes you sound cool or badass but in reality it’s actually really cringe

[grim edge]

ah ok

im cringe then

but i do have urges to kill idk why

[fleet scroll]

Example: “I have to suppress the anger inside of me so I don’t take it out on all these posers”

[grim edge]

ok

[fleet scroll]

Talk to your doctor. Could be a sequelae from anxiety or smth

[grim edge]

is it medical condition or something

[grim edge]

i do not have anxiety.

[fleet scroll]

Hence the “or something”

[grim edge]

idk then

is killing stray illegal tho

cat

[hazy tiger]

let loose

whos gonna stop ya?

[wise mortar]

Yeah bro is psychopath, get some help

[grim edge]

once got trouble

[grim edge]

hoe?

*how

[hazy tiger]

hoe

🗣️ 🔥

[grim edge]

autocorrect

idk why tho

[near juniper]

UWU ;3

[hazy tiger]

Life is in your hands lil bro

[fleet scroll]

owo

[grim edge]

yeah ig

[worn ice]

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[near juniper]

Bro never played bullet

[fringe wolf]

😭

Was thinking that where’s ur bullet rating

[hazy tiger]

same

[willow obsidian]

@pulsar seal hello there

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

a ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor spoke]

👀

[pulsar seal]

Ayyy

[fervent comet]

ok

ok

[wise mortar]

Who ghost pinging me smh

[digital phoenix]

ur deranged

[minor spoke]

It’s las

[wise mortar]

Its actually perry

I have reported him to @glass kiln

[minor spoke]

Expected predicted

[wise mortar]

Can you mention server owner once more so he can get banned

[minor spoke]

@glass kiln hi

[wise mortar]

[glass kiln]

Wtf do you want

[wise mortar]

You will get blocked now

[minor spoke]

😭

Lmaoo

[digital phoenix]

no way bros not blocked

[minor spoke]

Skull

[wise mortar]

Bro fell to my trap

[minor spoke]

Terrible reply to a simple hi smh

[balmy meadow]

he's doing his job

[wise mortar]

Bro is asking for it because of his username right?

[minor spoke]

Fr

https://tenor.com/view/axosun-shut-up-gif-8140354150719048114

[wise mortar]

😭

[glass kiln]

hiss

[minor spoke]

Skull

[wise mortar]

Magnus here i come

[minor spoke]

Brilliant

[balmy meadow]

Alcoholic at 22 💕
Died at 23 #Xoxo #Cuteeeee #GirlPower #DeathIsOverrated #Slay

[west reef]

...

[minor spoke]

Can we delete this menace to society

[wise mortar]

[balmy meadow]

No

I'm such a Taurus omg

[minor spoke]

No ur a cancer

[wise mortar]

Wth is Skotchy opening

[west reef]

u beliebe in that zodiac craps

[balmy meadow]

I just bombed 156 Consecutive TNTs at the Nether, And made 6K Deaths omgg

[sand crater]

can i trigger this chat as well

[balmy meadow]

Slayyyy

[wise mortar]

Depends

[sand crater]

🇮🇱

[west reef]

touch grass

[balmy meadow]

No sir

[west reef]

too much internet nonsense can ruin ur brain

[balmy meadow]

Ugh shut up you're probably a gemini eww

[west reef]

na

[balmy meadow]

Ehm? That's offensevh

[minor spoke]

Tokyo < every other city

[wise mortar]

Im a sagitarius

[west reef]

I am saggitarius

[balmy meadow]

I'm cancelling you 💅🏻

[west reef]

but i dont care abt the zodiacs

[minor spoke]

No cancer

[wise mortar]

I got dream catcher

[sand crater]

https://tenor.com/view/falafel1-icanhasfalafel-face-palm-gif-13410750

[wise mortar]

I prefer kyoto

[sand crater]

ey i was triggering the chat

[minor spoke]

And I triggered u

[west reef]

No politiks here

[wise mortar]

Trigger me

[sand crater]

you didnt ☠️

i am untriggerable

[minor spoke]

Get triggered sends trigger spell

[wise mortar]

Guys stop fighting

Dm each other

[sand crater]

we arent

[balmy meadow]

Yea let's just start a war to spice things up, Fighting is mid

[minor spoke]

Be my (guest)

[wise mortar]

5 minutes chess go fight

[minor spoke]

Damnit the markdown

[minor spoke]

I start with a tnt

[balmy meadow]

I start with Pikachu

[minor spoke]

Pikaaaa

Chu!

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/acdc-cause-im-tnt-im-dynamite-dynamite-tnt-gif-21993689

[bleak isle]

Hello

[balmy meadow]

Gday

[fleet scroll]

I recognize your pfp from somewhere

[balmy meadow]

pls no pls no pls no

[fleet scroll]

trying to remember which chess player that is

is it larsen

[balmy meadow]

Viktor Korchnoi

[fleet scroll]

ahhh

[balmy meadow]

First time i saw the name i thought he was french so i pronounced it Vikthor Korchnoah

Forgive me

[bleak isle]

I dont know who that is

is he a famous gm

[minor spoke]

…

Ig he isn’t too popular

[fervent comet]

ok

[bleak isle]

ok hes a strong GM?

[fervent comet]

yes

[bleak isle]

not world champion

[fervent comet]

no

[bleak isle]

ok

[minor spoke]

Correct

[cursive pawn]

ok

[fleet scroll]

often called "the strongest player to never be world champion"

[bleak isle]

ah I see

[marsh wave]

Morning friends.

[grim edge]

Gm ~

[marsh wave]

How are you?

[errant crypt]

Does chess.com do random question surveys? I just got one while on the app and did it. Just wanting to know if I got scammed or not…

[marsh wave]

Sounds like it.

[grim edge]

I’m good hbu!!

[grim edge]

Yes it happens

[marsh wave]

@grim edge I'm alright.

[grim edge]

That’s nice to hear

[errant crypt]

Thanks

Just was wondering

[grim edge]

Yes no worries

[errant crypt]

Good morning to you all too btw

[grim edge]

Favorite songs guys

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzaIHzdZtRY&list=RDhzaIHzdZtRY&start_radio=1&rv=RCtMVgOFcqA

my feelings from this are that I can be repaired

[errant crypt]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zRY65cDXHFM&si=Oi90r_d3ruWcgIrK

[grim edge]

I like it!! I think we have similar taste

[errant crypt]

Let’s go! What’s your favorite song?

[minor spoke]

Bubbles by tm

[marsh wave]

this is my favorite; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xf-Lesrkuc

[wise mortar]

Ok

[grim edge]

I have so much but one of my favs is

[grim edge]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jq9zy4TBygU&si=brqVpcbLi4_hG2z4

[marsh wave]

Not interested.

hahaha,

[fleet scroll]

I'll post the song I've been spamming lately

[grim edge]

Music taste is different for every I think you should respect it

[grim edge]

Alr lmao

[iron barn]

Exactly, its entirely subjective

[fleet scroll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5RRhc7J4E3A7boUJaEoaRv?si=6c1b0c72a33e4036

[marsh wave]

I just mean I wasn't interested in the song.

-.-

[grim edge]

I love the energy✨

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asSnpF6vJAI&list=RDasSnpF6vJAI&start_radio=1

this is not bad' kind of forlorn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7mlB-adMBc

[calm gust]

guud night my frinds

milk

[errant crypt]

Good night bud 🥛

For a second, I forgot time zones were a thing

[grim edge]

Gnnnnn 💕

[marsh wave]

lol time zone op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y&list=RDMM&index=2

[vast swan]

Nerf time zones

[marsh wave]

skill issue

[vast swan]

international dateline basically time travel 🤔

[marsh wave]

lol kekw

okay

[vast swan]

Y don’t u just fly around the world 20x to cross it -1 day

If u go same way makes sense

[marsh wave]

that's thoughtful

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[marsh wave]

for real

you knew the geometry?

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-time-travel-flying-turn-back-time-undo-gif-14368295

[marsh wave]

what's the circumfrance offhand?

how many earth years is a mars year?

[vast swan]

🫡 idk offhand lmao

[marsh wave]

I thought it was eighty something

[vast swan]

Mars obv longer tho yeah

Bc it’s further

[marsh wave]

yeah

and closer to the sun

so it's days are shorter

or neverending depening how you see it

cause it's also smaller than the earth

[vast swan]

I think mars is pr close to earth

Like 24hr 30m day

[marsh wave]

it's not that' far

[vast swan]

I meant day time*

[marsh wave]

lol

oh okay

not sure on that

[vast swan]

Holy shit bruh

Day on Venus is 243 days 💀

[marsh wave]

what's up?

[vast swan]

Shit turns slowwww

[marsh wave]

right

[vast swan]

Or it orbits hella fast

[marsh wave]

so interesting

[vast swan]

Like how u always see same side of moon

[marsh wave]

right

[vast swan]

Tidal lock

[marsh wave]

yes venus is tidal locked with jupiter and neptune

then saturn

they all balance each other out so marvelous

[vast swan]

Idk exactly what u mean lol

[marsh wave]

like the plants are hung and space is a vaccume or sum

lol

its factual actually

[marsh wave]

orbitational mass doesn't define gravity

[vast swan]

Yeah tidal locking I think usually is when something is orbiting something else tho

And it rotates at the same speed as it orbits so they face each other

[marsh wave]

gravity with planets are a factor

[vast swan]

Yeah

But if u look at force diagram

[marsh wave]

since we don't know what gravity is

no point going to far

[vast swan]

The force earth gets from Neptune is like an ant or sum

Bc the sun is like 99% the mass of the solar system

[marsh wave]

yes exactly

[vast swan]

99.86% lol

[marsh wave]

the rest of our immediate solar system equates to roughly 1%

[vast swan]

Ye basically

[marsh wave]

isn't that interesting?

[vast swan]

It’s insane lol

[marsh wave]

it's like the sun had a core at one point and fragmented off and became the other planets

[vast swan]

And 90% of that mass is Jupiter and Saturn lol

[marsh wave]

which is how I hypothesis our system is created

[vast swan]

So the rest of solar system is really 10% of 0.1%

[marsh wave]

right

it was all one star at one point

the original garden

if you will

[vast swan]

Yeah if u mean like big bang

[marsh wave]

huge

we're ants

bro the link didn't work

[fleet scroll]

ok well your hypothesis is nonsense 💀

<@&745328830649991179>

[marsh wave]

rar

[clear sequoia]

thanks, got it.

[marsh wave]

nonesesne skul

[fleet scroll]

thanks r_doofus

[marsh wave]

Ily. don't hate me

[vast swan]

Oh I didn’t even see this

Mb I was talking to my boss lol

[marsh wave]

I'm a buddhist so honestly it's pure speculation

[vast swan]

Ye there was at 1 pt a star kinda the singularity at the Big Bang

[marsh wave]

I just like to explore my ideas

[vast swan]

Then everything exploded out

[marsh wave]

same idea

[fleet scroll]

I'm a daoist. My answer is, it just is

[vast swan]

But I think our galaxy was a huge cloud or diff materials and gravity started pulling them together

[marsh wave]

they sort of disproved the origin point of the big bang kind of recently actually

[olive crane]

what is your cultivation level

[vast swan]

Idk how a planet would fragment out of a star lol

[marsh wave]

you should check that out for yourself

[vast swan]

Wdym lol

[fleet scroll]

extra supreme super immortal dao lord

[vast swan]

0 shot

[vast swan]

The supreme way

[olive crane]

bro is from the upper realms

[marsh wave]

well as tech gets better so do our anaylisis of space

[vast swan]

Fr I love the tao tho

[marsh wave]

all I can say

[fleet scroll]

ok so, show the evidence that disproves the big bang

science is evidence-based

[marsh wave]

It doesn't disprove the concept.

[fleet scroll]

a hypothesis that hasn't been tested is useless

[vast swan]

U can lowkey see the Big Bang

[marsh wave]

Only the present mainstream

[fleet scroll]

what

[marsh wave]

beleif is different now from the science

[marsh wave]

i don't want to argue though plz

[olive crane]

bro whipped out the image from his doraemon pocket

[fleet scroll]

science uses the scientific method. You ask a question, form a hypothesis, create an experiment, test it, analyze the results

[vast swan]

The Cosmic microwave background radiation is uniform across the whole universe

Radiation still coming from the Big Bang

[fleet scroll]

"I just make shit up and don't like when people call me out for it :("

[vast swan]

There is no other theory which can explain how there is uniform radiation everywhere in the universe

[marsh wave]

@fleet scroll I didn't make anything up they were just ideas

[fleet scroll]

ideas are made up

definitionally

[marsh wave]

ideas exist always

[fleet scroll]

no. if sentient creatures don't exist, ideas don't exist

[marsh wave]

you're arguing me about buddhisim now lol

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

[olive crane]

nuh uhhh

[marsh wave]

yes sentiment bears semblance to that

[fleet scroll]

what

[marsh wave]

but ideaolgy confirms we do exist

[fervent comet]

ok

ok

[vast swan]

O SHIT Perry the platypus in here gg

[fervent comet]

how about no

[marsh wave]

so therefore all thought in notion is meerly there to be discovered and already exists like a sort of schrodinger cat

so you are wrong

[vast swan]

What’s the lifespan of a platypus bruh how u still alive

[fervent comet]

arnolds cat or smth

[minor spoke]

Yeah it’s ggs everyone run

[marsh wave]

perry!

[fervent comet]

they live about 20 years

[marsh wave]

You're making me kick grass!

[fleet scroll]

this makes no sense, not a real statement

[minor spoke]

I won’t live a day longer if ur in chat

[fervent comet]

😔

[marsh wave]

taken out of context sure it doesn't

[fleet scroll]

you didn't give any context

[vast swan]

I mean it’s interesting to think abt

[marsh wave]

you argue greedily

[vast swan]

If u believe in like fatalism kind of maybe they always exist

Or just determinism

[fervent comet]

what is fatalism

[vast swan]

But not real just like they will always be thoughts in the future

[vast swan]

Like u believe in fate

Or u can’t control ur destiny

[fervent comet]

oh ok

[twilit river]

Liberal propaganda🙏

[vast swan]

I mean determinism is kinda realistic

Tho that all effects have causes

[olive crane]

the 5th dimension beings are litterally laughing at you guys yapping

[marsh wave]

determination!

[vast swan]

Therefore everything u do in ur life kinda has a cause

[fervent comet]

people after studying liberal studies:

[vast swan]

So free will kinda is questionable

[marsh wave]

isn't that neat

[vast swan]

I mean idk kinda sus

[marsh wave]

cause we are driven not to quit?

[minor spoke]

So real

[twilit river]

1400 again when😈

[fervent comet]

call them to a 1 v 1

[fleet scroll]

hewwo chocowate :3

[lunar flint]

Is @worn ice dead?

[olive crane]

i started playing rated today
won 2 games 🙏

[vast swan]

Imagine winning 😂

[marsh wave]

@olive crane I am 8th Demented

[twilit river]

Balance it out

[fervent comet]

i hate albert @worn ice get a life

[vast swan]

On jah

[olive crane]

diabolical statement lil bro

[marsh wave]

Imagine

[lunar flint]

Albert hates me too😔

[fervent comet]

just hate him

[lunar flint]

It won't update my elo role😔

[minor spoke]

BROOOO PERCY AND PERRY NAH GAME OVER

[lunar flint]

What am I still doing with these peasants

[twilit river]

What I do😢

[fervent comet]

@twilit river can we join forces against @minor spoke

[minor spoke]

Wassup 😭

[vast swan]

When Albert becomes sentient in 2047 we r all done 4

[twilit river]

Who is bro talking to

[fleet scroll]

nothing, just saying hi

[vast swan]

Bro boutta pull the receipts

[fervent comet]

nah id win

[minor spoke]

No

[olive crane]

bro is talking the 4th wall hes the main character

[minor spoke]

I’m all for peace

[twilit river]

I believe in peace🙏I only hate liberals

[lunar flint]

The below 1500s here cz y'all just inferior brrrr

[vast swan]

😂

[fervent comet]

ok

:)

[minor spoke]

Look at my guy taking Ws

[marsh wave]

woah slow down

[twilit river]

Bro ain't fooling no one😭 your 1394 bro we can see

[vast swan]

W

[marsh wave]

who's taking the L

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

Dear mods I sincerely apologize

[lunar flint]

Lemme guess, your source is @worn ice ?

[twilit river]

What did bro even do

[vast swan]

Chess.com discord

[olive crane]

bros profile is cooked

[twilit river]

Condescending but go on

[lunar flint]

My profile is litt xuhayer, I changed the name

Y'all's 600 elo brain just can't fathom itt😔

[vast swan]

my profile is @magnuscarlsen

[twilit river]

That account doesn't even exist

[vast swan]

Changed the name mb

[lunar flint]

It does

Xuhayer

[fervent comet]

my profile is Soulkillerz2006 (i suck)

[cinder zenith]

[lunar flint]

Copy and paste

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

[olive crane]

bro does NOT exist

nvm found it

[lunar flint]

Litt= literally😭😭😭

Y'all are so slowww

[marsh wave]

=lit

[twilit river]

Ok 600 bullet with 57 games

[olive crane]

no one says litt what da hailll

[twilit river]

Are you stupid?

[vast swan]

“My profile is litt xuhayer”

[marsh wave]

litt means what it says

[lunar flint]

Bullet is unga bunga boo chess

[vast swan]

How would u interpret that any differently lmfao

[lunar flint]

Rapid is for the intellectualss brrrr

[fervent comet]

Ok nerds bye

[lunar flint]

Ta taaa

[twilit river]

You have 100 games in blitz why u 900

🤨

[olive crane]

ngl bro my bullet is diabolical

[lunar flint]

I will work on that dwwww

[olive crane]

!snipe

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> twixie1

This is the Chess.com profile of twixie1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1380 (1420 peak)
Blitz: 748 (762 peak)
Bullet: 445 (577 peak)

[lunar flint]

I blunder on fast games

[olive crane]

we are NOT going down 🙏

[covert cosmos]

alte

[twilit river]

DEVASTATING

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/vb-gif-25663467

[lunar flint]

Guys how do I get @worn ice to update my profile?

[wise mortar]

@glass kiln ban these users

[lunar flint]

Clearly it still has no idea I changed my username

[olive crane]

disconnect and reconnect

[fervent comet]

snitch

[glass kiln]

No

[lunar flint]

Okkk

[fervent comet]

i once changed my name and pinged u u never got to know

[twilit river]

Common server owner W

[fervent comet]

HAHAH

[fleet scroll]

yes hello

[wise mortar]

Why lil beo stuttered 💀💀💀

[olive crane]

2018 account is crazyyyy

[fervent comet]

i am so sigma

[glass kiln]

Stairs

[marsh wave]

that's awesome

[lunar flint]

2017 acc actuallyyy, one of the og userss haha

[olive crane]

bro im bouta trip on these

[glass kiln]

I have stairs too but the other way around

[fervent comet]

ok

[slate owl]

meowrmr

[fervent comet]

i have mountains

whole mountain range

[olive crane]

ngl stairs in analysis graph is fire

[twilit river]

Pookie join carwis

[minor spoke]

@wise mortar

[glass kiln]

I have Weierstrass function

[twilit river]

Mines stairs too

Downstairs that is😢

[fervent comet]

you guys should be happy

[minor spoke]

I am

[glass kiln]

My f'(x) is negative :(

[olive crane]

i havent played rated in a while ☠️

[twilit river]

Not as bad as deleting your account

[olive crane]

you deleted your account ?

[fervent comet]

loook at this

[wise mortar]

Bro has terrace farming elo

[fervent comet]

i suck

[wise mortar]

Lil beo i can mate you in 1 move

[olive crane]

whats your profile lil bro

[fervent comet]

no

[wise mortar]

400

[fervent comet]

false information

[marsh wave]

okay im bad but here

[glass kiln]

You haven't seen me play haha

[fervent comet]

you prob better

[glass kiln]

Bump on the road

[olive crane]

bro has 0 stability

[fervent comet]

i once almost lost to 400

[fervent comet]

fr

[glass kiln]

Haha I'm not

[vast swan]

Bro u should play rapid at least prolly to get better 💀

Bullet does not help u get bettter ngl

[marsh wave]

i was just training my speed

[fervent comet]

help me :(

[vast swan]

Not to cap

[twilit river]

Bro is playing bullet at 700😭🙏

[marsh wave]

i'm okay at rapid

[wise mortar]

💀

[vast swan]

Yeah that’s not bad to practice for blitz

[fervent comet]

you cooking

[glass kiln]

I mean I won a few times against 1600 and drew 2000's but I keep giving my queen for free to a 1000 like a moron

[twilit river]

Why are you edging 1300 elo

[lunar flint]

How do people even win at bullet I just can't fathom

[fervent comet]

i drew against a 1600 in blitz

[marsh wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naW6-WxmMiU&list=RDMM&index=15 I love this song.

[finite jasper]

Play quickly and intuitively

[olive crane]

bro got the minecraft ender dragon head graph

[glass kiln]

I'm even trasher in blitz

[covert cosmos]

the

[glass kiln]

Oh I just saw that are you on LSD

[vast swan]

U have to imagine u r playing fps

And just move the mouse not play chess

[marsh wave]

I haven't played enough rapid yet.

[fervent comet]

chess is the nightmare

[lunar flint]

Thankss, why did no one ever tell me thiss

[marsh wave]

Only 20 games

[olive crane]

wat

[lunar flint]

Play more rapiddd, you'll feel like a true intellectual lol

[vast swan]

blast edm = +500 elo bullet

[fervent comet]

tell me how to play bullet on a trackpad

[glass kiln]

Worst thing to happen to mankind after small pockets

[vast swan]

U don’t

[fervent comet]

fr

[vast swan]

Buy $5 mouse from Walmart lmfao

step 1

[glass kiln]

American

[twilit river]

MURICAAAA

[vast swan]

I mean I would say Best Buy but seems more American

Idek if uve heard of it

[glass kiln]

🚨

[vast swan]

So I said Walmart lol

[fervent comet]

i got mouse but i am too lazy to disconnect it from my pc smh

[twilit river]

Who hasn't heard of best buy

[vast swan]

Idk if it’s just an American thing

[fervent comet]

and i do not like playing chess on my pc

[glass kiln]

Me

[vast swan]

See lol

[twilit river]

Quit chess your mental health is gonna go UP🙏

[fervent comet]

i aint american btw :)

[grim edge]

Wsg

Muric

[fervent comet]

😔 i quit for few months

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[fervent comet]

but i just can not leave it

[oblique pumice]

Guys I left chess botu a year ago, im coming back to it and recently started practising, doing good for an amateur. I need to play in a HS tournament in a month any tips that'd help me, i seem to be too tunnel visioned

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-4th-of-july-funny-4th-of-july-4th-of-july-weekend-happy-fourth-of-july-gif-22212186

[marsh wave]

I played a rapid but I won so fast.

Wasn't right.

[glass kiln]

If only there was a prime number of inhabitants in France we wouldn't be divisible like we are divided right now

[twilit river]

😭what

[grim edge]

Watch pro chess matches and solve puzzles a lot

[fervent comet]

france

[vast swan]

Bro u can divide a prime number

[glass kiln]

I tend to say shit stuff like this

[fervent comet]

french

[glass kiln]

Only trivial division

[fervent comet]

my laptop

[vast swan]

17 = 5 6 6

[fervent comet]

ded bye fr

[vast swan]

Then ur divided lol

[fervent comet]

my laptop is ded now good bye

[twilit river]

💀💀💀

Good one

[glass kiln]

Is 17829462616919345619183 prime ?

[glass kiln]

Give me the proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers

[twilit river]

Erm😳 @grim edge you're Asian do this

[vast swan]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euclid's_theorem

[fair geyser]

Use some lube and expand the tunnel

[vast swan]

Here u go

[glass kiln]

Cheater

You had to do it yourself

[vast swan]

I gave u one

[twilit river]

😨

[oblique pumice]

was talkin bout chess

[glass kiln]

Now you're banned from the afterlife

[fair geyser]

Mee too

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26826812

[oblique pumice]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 chess

[fair geyser]

Well and don't forget to use London system every now and then

[vast swan]

London system

[finite jasper]

Yw, idk man

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-nut-super-nut-gif-13073710

[oblique pumice]

soulja boy, that u?

[finite jasper]

Win in few enough moves that you don’t get in time trouble le

[fair geyser]

Yes, he left to bring some milk for his son

[vast swan]

yessir

[vast swan]

Bro is coming back this season guaranteed

[oblique pumice]

i say next season

[fair geyser]

He's never comming back

[vast swan]

Hopefully it just blocked my msg

[oblique pumice]

im predicting a train's "going off"

[vast swan]

Bc I said or I will

I’m not tryna get banned again lol

[vast swan]

Nah he is 100% wdym

Other ppl like died and came back bro is just asleep

[oblique pumice]

hes gonna come there no way the plot ends without him

[fair geyser]

Nah man, bringing him back will complicate the story, that chapter is closed

[fair geyser]

It already has

[vast swan]

Nah he is 1 of the only dudes I’m not trnya spoil for ppl who haven’t seen

||but he has the whole power to take away ppls power like homelander||

[oblique pumice]

bro wtf was the last ep

[vast swan]

Oops lmfao

[fair geyser]

Milk mama

[oblique pumice]

freaky firecracker

[vast swan]

Ikr legit my friend and I were watching it and every episode this season we r like

[fair geyser]

One of the reasons why it won't work in the story

[vast swan]

This shit cannot get more insane

[oblique pumice]

this season is crazy

[vast swan]

Then later in the episode it gets more insane

[jovial fable]

yall see bhad bhabie got beaten up by her baby daddy

[fair geyser]

Stap talking about trash

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-mayhem-mind-blowing-this-information-is-mind-blowing-my-reaction-to-that-information-gif-27268321

[fair geyser]

[vast swan]

||like when mm probes the web guy u r like this cannot get worse, then hughie gets mf violated 89x worse lol||

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh5-gif-27177170

[fair geyser]

Ye, I wished I had a dungeon like tech knight

[grim edge]

she beautiful 🤩

[fair geyser]

For playing chess ofcos

[jovial fable]

thats a man my friend

[grim edge]

whatever he's looking woman

[jovial fable]

also that man is dead

and his name is dead which is quite ironic

[vast swan]

1 of the best tv shows on tv rn tho ong

[grim edge]

Ay, how do I make a GIF from my chess game?

[vast swan]

Well most entertaining

[jovial fable]

google "chess gif"

[marsh wave]

levy go to make a gif under share

[jovial fable]

https://www.chess.com/gifs

[grim edge]

Hm

[vast swan]

💀🫡

[jovial fable]

wild

[grim edge]

I'm cooked was praising woman turn out man

[vast swan]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-of-the-lambs-hannibal-lecter-lambs-lotion-on-the-skin-gif-14825293

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-mayhem-blackmetal-metal-tribute-gif-26050438

[grim edge]

why can't i send pics

[jovial fable]

do /connect

[grim edge]

is it necessary?

[grim edge]

Thx

[vast swan]

To send pics

[grim edge]

does it show my account or not?

[grim edge]

Is not an option, only sharing with my apps.

[vast swan]

Ye

[marsh wave]

bro's got apps

[grim edge]

I'm fine then bruh

[vast swan]

F

Just make new acct 🫡

[grim edge]

well I'm 1700 rated lol

[grim edge]

good

[vast swan]

Shell acct lol

I mean hypothetically of course

[fallen iron]

bruh

[vast swan]

Since I think you are only allowed to have 1 chess.com acct lol

[jovial fable]

why are you hiding ur account

[grim edge]

lemme connect

[vast swan]

Could have their real name or sum

[icy dune]

I got a 4 on csp

weird how euro aint out yet

[marsh wave]

this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8ekz_CSBVg&list=RDMM&index=20

[grim edge]

connected now?

Good yea

Is it just me or when its late at night and u go to the toilet and u dont turn on the light u just open the door u lowkey wish there was a dead body in there cuz funny

[fallen iron]

it is for some

[marsh wave]

hilarious

[oblique pumice]

bro think this shi is relatable

[grim edge]

damn just me

[marsh wave]

that's the idea

nono I felt that

[grim edge]

woohoo

[marsh wave]

actually made me laugh so

uh

[grim edge]

it wasn't a joke i was being lowkey serious

[marsh wave]

ohhhh

so we need to hide this

[grim edge]

just one thin disheveled corpse decomposing

[marsh wave]

good thing this is confidential

lol bro

[jovial fable]

i need to get an album cover for a thing im working on, any ideas

[marsh wave]

yeah

whats it about firstly?

theme of the songs?

[jovial fable]

its a dsbm album

so dark themes

[marsh wave]

a lonely man out in a rainstorm work?

[jovial fable]

dsbm stands for depressive suicidal black metal

so a little more metal themes ig

[marsh wave]

okok

i didnt know maybe a rat in a top hat with like a skull ring and a caine

trench coat and the rat is like all mangled

humanoid rat creature dark style

[jovial fable]

i want smth like this but that isnt just a copy

[marsh wave]

what!

i feel isolated already

so cryptic dark

now I understand

I like the insignia

what if it was the main theme and there was a hand around it or something?

[jovial fable]

wdym

[marsh wave]

just that with a hand around it idk

would be spooky

[jovial fable]

hmmm

[marsh wave]

hope I helped lmao

[limber gyro]

Im majestic

I took nothing

(Against a 2300 rated engine)

[jovial fable]

given me an idea

[marsh wave]

you sacrificed a knight

?

sweet @jovial fable that was all I wanted

[peak plank]

Finally got past that frikin ball part

idc if its an easy level

im proud of myself

[marsh wave]

lol whats this

[slate owl]

moeormwor

[marsh wave]

mrow

i'm confused

[fleet scroll]

mrrp

[limber gyro]

I SACK AGAINST 2300 RATED ENGINES GRR

[peak plank]

B

[marsh wave]

@peak plank B-

[peak plank]

hm?

[marsh wave]

hmph

I want a new phone.

mine's a pixel

this is b.s

[peak plank]

shm

[marsh wave]

ya you did

[minor spoke]

Which one

[marsh wave]

I forget

[minor spoke]

…

What does camera look like

[marsh wave]

it's either a seven or eight

[minor spoke]

Wait then what’s wrong with it

[marsh wave]

thing is daft doesn't have a spot for ear buds

[minor spoke]

Should be a fire phone

[pastel verge]

I didn't do anything

[marsh wave]

i mean is okay

[minor spoke]

Ok but nothing has them

[marsh wave]

yeah fr

didn't know

so does anything?

like I mean no offense toward you @peak plank

[covert cosmos]

β

[grim edge]

Wtf

[peak plank]

im not a phone dw

[austere garden]

Chat can i borrow a 20$ robux gift card :3

[marsh wave]

@peak plank good sense of humor

[austere garden]

Illl uhh teach u chess if ur worse than me and ill be uhh entertainment for ppl better than me

[marsh wave]

I'll legit send you $40 if you leave discord forever.

BRUH I'm jk

[leaden portal]

anyone trying to run a game? GM_GODLY

[marsh wave]

GM?

[leaden portal]

Yeah

[marsh wave]

I need a second account.

[leaden portal]

BURRRRRR ANYONE TRYING TO RUN A GAME?

[minor spoke]

U mean ruin a game

[marsh wave]

I must first admit I am weird.

[leaden portal]

No I mean run a game.

Like play a game.

[fleet scroll]

fake account

no thanks.

[marsh wave]

discord gave me quest

I feel honorable.

[grim edge]

Rating?

[austere garden]

1400

[grim edge]

Are you down for a Game ? Im 1100

Either ill learn something or be entertained

lol off topics filled with chess too meh

Womp womp

[austere garden]

Uhhh not rn

Sorry i was distracted

[grim edge]

no chess topic here guys 😔

Np

[silent quest]

Its a chess server

[grim edge]

and for that you have chess talk go there

this literally says off topics

[fair geyser]

Yall need JESUS, just like Sadam Hussain

Just kidding

[marsh wave]

hey yeon

[fair geyser]

What

[marsh wave]

i was just awaiting your shout

[fair geyser]

Ohhh grub

[marsh wave]

oh?

[grim edge]

the urge Is strong

[marsh wave]

the urge

brah

[grim edge]

yup the urge to get in relationship ❌

[marsh wave]

obviously there's a-lot to be said about this

oh hey yeon

[grim edge]

yeah some cutie maybe

[marsh wave]

your in my party lol

i'm just relaxing

got to go for a few' i'll return

[austere garden]

Return witj some robux for me :3

Hey chat

[grim edge]

i mean cutie literally means cute girl what's more to be defined

[austere garden]

???

[grim edge]

alr

[austere garden]

What about cute boys?

[fleet scroll]

cutie does not refer specifically to girls

[grim edge]

I'm not girl not interested in boys I'm male

[austere garden]

Lame

[grim edge]

sorry I'm male

[austere garden]

Im a girl and im interested in the kan Sicilian

Cutie Sicilian

[grim edge]

i refer to females when I j say cutie

[fair geyser]

Good, girl are yuckkyyyy

[austere garden]

Donate me robux and ill quit chess 🗣️

[austere garden]

Frick u 😡

[fleet scroll]

that doesn't change what I said. Cutie does not refer specifically to girls

[austere garden]

What the sigma

[fleet scroll]

there ya go

[grim edge]

you understood right anyway yeah In ma dictionary cutie means girl who's cute

[austere garden]

I play roblox chess 😭

[grim edge]

whatever i have urge to have a cutie in relationship that's it I'm done

[fair geyser]

Only if ur a dude

[austere garden]

💀

[marsh wave]

this is to; much

[grim edge]

bruh staying single is pain now 😔

[austere garden]

Lol imagine

[limber gyro]

WHAT?

[marsh wave]

single is the worst

[limber gyro]

TORCH HER, I SAYY TORCH HER

[grim edge]

how

[austere garden]

Wdym?

[fair geyser]

Is ur pfp from friren

[marsh wave]

ok ec

[fleet scroll]

it is what it is. sometimes you want to be single, sometimes you want to be in a relationship

[marsh wave]

sec

[austere garden]

Sigma sigma on the wall, roblox chess is the skibidiest of them all

[limber gyro]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? ROBLOX CHESS??? 💀

[austere garden]

Yeah

[limber gyro]

Lmao

[grim edge]

that'd so nice being in relationship oh yeah going cinema

[marsh wave]

i was thinking about it

[austere garden]

Pretty based. Lets take a look at paul allens chess

[marsh wave]

then i had another thought

[austere garden]

It even has a watermark

[marsh wave]

there's just someone else i want to talk to yeon

[hot spade]

🍿

[marsh wave]

nothing personal

[hot spade]

Ouch

[austere garden]

Yeon is edating grubsnitch confirmed

[grim edge]

lol i have been through thousands server every girl was taken online

[marsh wave]

no we're not

[austere garden]

💀😭 why me, i aint do nun

[fleet scroll]

bro what

[marsh wave]

we're friends though

[fleet scroll]

go talk to people irl

[grim edge]

once i was shocked minor were talking adult things bro

[austere garden]

😂😭

[grim edge]

sir golddigger everywhere

[hot spade]

You haven't been to mine

[grim edge]

what's that now

[fleet scroll]

implying you have any money they'd be after

[hot spade]

Am serious

[austere garden]

Ur a goofball. Not even a funny goof ball. I js dont wanna get banned again

[marsh wave]

natural*

[austere garden]

I got banned for bullying asser lol

[grim edge]

what do you want me to be huh?

[austere garden]

U know the asser lore?

[grim edge]

start comedy yere?

[fleet scroll]

your response to that when someone says something inappropriate to you is easy: "Hey, you're under 18, please don't discuss those things with me"

if they keep doing it, block them

[austere garden]

Be a sigma rizzler ✨😻

[marsh wave]

that's a good topic of discussion

[grim edge]

gotcha

[austere garden]

Awwww 😔 basically everyone hated him and uhh asser faulted me for it all lol

[fleet scroll]

how old are you?

[grim edge]

what's even that?

[marsh wave]

@fleet scroll ip?

[grim edge]

be sigma be single lol doesn't make sense anyway

[fleet scroll]

other people not liking someone doesn't mean bullying that person is justified

[austere garden]

Someone who isnt single and lookinh for a girlfriend on discord

[fleet scroll]

127.0.0.1

[grim edge]

i just conveyed feelings hahhaa i wanted to diverg topic

[marsh wave]

i don't think I should traceroute it

[grim edge]

I'll stay single forever 😎

[fleet scroll]

it's the loopback address

[fleet scroll]

you'll meet the right person eventually. it just takes time

[marsh wave]

info*

[grim edge]

never i know that's fake hope 😉

[austere garden]

It was bad. I cant even say all he did. Ppl were justified fs lol thats why most of us are unbanned

[fleet scroll]

nah bro, you're still young. plenty of time

[austere garden]

💀

Im such a slow typer lol