💬〡general-off-topic

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-have-a-good-day-have-a-great-day-guy-ryan-reynolds-free-guy-gif-22888358

https://tenor.com/view/giddy-up-guy-ryan-reynolds-free-guy-go-gif-22851691

[quick quartz]

Anyway, I'm off to study the intricacies of electromagnetic interactions and the behavior of light.

[crimson fern]

ap physics?

optics

and magnetism

[quick quartz]

Classic Electrodynamics, if you are confused

[quick quartz]

Done that

[crimson fern]

ok i know that too

[quick quartz]

Gooooodddd

[crimson fern]

are you american student? AP classes

[quick quartz]

No, I'm from South Africa and I don't do AP classes. I'm self-taught

[crimson fern]

oh ok! gl

[quick quartz]

Obviously not in school, but

[crimson fern]

cuz it's summer fr

[quick quartz]

Which is what makes Physics better

[crimson fern]

i like bio

but physics is better than chem fs

[quick quartz]

I do bad in it😔

[quick quartz]

Facts

[crimson fern]

i can tutor you

khan academy

organic chemsitry tutor YT

[quick quartz]

I just need 8 marks to get 100

[crimson fern]

100 on chem?

or bio ?

[quick quartz]

Bio

[crimson fern]

advanced bio?

[quick quartz]

No

[crimson fern]

what type of bio?

general bio?

[quick quartz]

I'm in 10th Grade😭

[quick quartz]

Life Sciences

[crimson fern]

ik ofc bio = life sci

[quick quartz]

In 10th Grade

[crimson fern]

just view Khan academy

[quick quartz]

Chemistry of Life, what not

[crimson fern]

and YT vids

[quick quartz]

I'll try

Since I got 92 this term

[crimson fern]

nice!

[quick quartz]

Better than before

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/im-proud-of-you-dan-levy-david-david-rose-schitts-creek-gif-15903585900511458533

[quick quartz]

Sarcasm😔

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-sherlocked-sherlock-holmes-gif-7521704

[quick quartz]

100 on Physics is crazy

[crimson fern]

lol im autistic bro

[quick quartz]

I'm him

[quick quartz]

🔥Depends

[crimson fern]

100 is def crazy even for physics

[quick quartz]

Highschool physics is easy marks

[crimson fern]

ye

[quick quartz]

It's easier than language

[crimson fern]

but i mean college physicis

im better at memory than chemistry

[quick quartz]

I do that in my free time

[crimson fern]

college credit while in hs?

[quick quartz]

Bro

[crimson fern]

ye that's pretty common in america

[quick quartz]

Nah, it's a hobby

I do it out of boredom

Especially Engineering

[crimson fern]

mit opencourseware

[quick quartz]

Whattttt

[crimson fern]

MIT

[quick quartz]

Ohhh

[crimson fern]

https://ocw.mit.edu/

there's a YT channel too

[quick quartz]

I'm planning on making money asap, no time for college

[crimson fern]

https://www.youtube.com/@mitocw

[crimson fern]

i get that, im in debt

[quick quartz]

College Funds

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-no-cash-gif-25565154

[quick quartz]

Scholarship

[crimson fern]

im broke fr

im depressed in corporate america

trying to get internships

[quick quartz]

Let me go study for my Physics test I'll be doing in September, I cannot fail

[crimson fern]

but so hard ok bye

[quick quartz]

Hard

[long loom]

When There is depression ,there is aspiration

I don't know what I just said

[quick quartz]

It's legal to have a child at 18 right?

[ripe halo]

It's not illegal to have children no matter the age

[long loom]

No ig

[quick quartz]

Let's say I'm a Genius, what are the chances my child's one too?

[ripe halo]

What do you expect? Getting in court because you got pregnant at 15 lol

[quick quartz]

🔥

[ripe halo]

By genius I'm assuming not just really smart... Idk the answer to that tbh

[quick quartz]

Advanced cognitive abilities

[ripe halo]

Yeah idk

... This sequence of questions makes it sound like you are planning to have a baby under 18 for whatever reason that has to do with his chances of being a genius lmao

[quick quartz]

You're right, I am

[ripe halo]

Wanna walk me through the logic?

Looking for profit and early retirement or smth?

[quick quartz]

Nah, I just want a kid

[ripe halo]

Ah

[quick quartz]

More importantly, explore the doughnut of salvation

[ripe halo]

...the what now

[quick quartz]

Doughnut 🍩

[ripe halo]

Are you talking about vulva ?

Honestly, pg-13 is wild as a restriction

Can't even say kitty lol

[quick quartz]

Bro

[quick quartz]

Muhahhahahahaha

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/very-nice-wow-sarcastic-face-whatever-gif-14364504

[long loom]

Even I am confused

[crimson fern]

hah lol

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19497014

[long loom]

Nor do i

Buddy you play chess ? If yes tell me some basic opening in chess

I am new to chess

[bitter lily]

I'm gonna buy uschess membership!

[crimson fern]

english opening!

or d4

[trail prism]

Dawg I am at my cousins 18th birthday celebration and my uncles started a debate about some theories about god

[covert cosmos]

did they talk about politics yet

[trail prism]

The worst thing is that I got the uncle title too and all of em looking at me cuz I said nothing

Ye

I was teaching my nephews how to play chess

Then they wanted me to discuss with em

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-office-politics-political-deangelo-gif-24986051

haha

[sacred cairn]

bellingham on fire

[thin zealot]

Hello am new

[vale frost]

Rate oic

[vale frost]

Leave while you still can you'll lose your sanity

[thin zealot]

[jolly belfry]

Perfectly matched

[thin zealot]

[cinder zenith]

[quick quartz]

Ok Just Joined

[thin zealot]

yo What ? , how ?, when ?, what year did you started ? did dey gave birth to you in chess.com 😂😂😂

[jolly belfry]

I started like 3.5 years ago

[covert cosmos]

engrish

[thin zealot]

No kidding

[thin zealot]

Japanese

[covert cosmos]

what?

[thin zealot]

oh apologies dey also mean they 😋 ,

[covert cosmos]

ok

[thin zealot]

😯 mehn @jolly belfry your good do you have any wise words for a noob like me 😶

[thin zealot]

do you play chess

[covert cosmos]

yeah

[thin zealot]

what's your username ?

[covert cosmos]

j

[thin zealot]

should I send the challenge link instead 😐

[covert cosmos]

t

[thin zealot]

[thin zealot]

so Kirby also mean purple pancakes never heard of that before enlighten me 😯

[covert cosmos]

h

[thin zealot]

D

[thin zealot]

K

[quick quartz]

Are you special

[thin zealot]

🙂🙂 depends who is asking ?

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

https://link.chess.com/play/gdWkVG @covert cosmos

[quick quartz]

You have autism

[thin zealot]

cool

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

😒

[quick quartz]

Boy or Girl

[thin zealot]

Man 😎

[covert cosmos]

wh

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

Male or Female 😐

[drifting veldt]

it smells like just joineds in here

[covert cosmos]

english or spanish

[quick quartz]

[quick quartz]

OK they/them

[drifting veldt]

ew

i didnt say you could talk to me

[thin zealot]

[fair lantern]

[covert cosmos]

:3

[drifting veldt]

hi kirby!!!!!!!

[quick quartz]

There's only 2 genders, no offense

[drifting veldt]

still didnt give you permission to speak

[thin zealot]

Ouch

[quick quartz]

Ok They/Them

[fair lantern]

2 genders

[quick quartz]

😳

[drifting veldt]

im probs gonna go thrifting today

not sure what i wanna get though

[thin zealot]

male , female or email

[drifting veldt]

i wanna get a good pair of cargo pants

[fair lantern]

🇳 👉

[quick quartz]

Yo, Nice balls⚽️⚾️🥎🏀🏐

[thin zealot]

👀

[drifting veldt]

meow meow meow

[quick quartz]

Bro

[drifting veldt]

who are you people anyways

[fair lantern]

What

[drifting veldt]

idk any of you

[quick quartz]

Nikaru

[thin zealot]

you play with them ?

[quick quartz]

Yes

[drifting veldt]

omg mario

[thin zealot]

alright

[drifting veldt]

i really need a good pair of spike bracelets. maybe thats what i should look for

[thin zealot]

ok am the guy in your dreams nice meeting you 😐

[drifting veldt]

oh geez, the one in the purple button up shirt?

[quick quartz]

Bro self-voted

[thin zealot]

😂

[thin zealot]

so....

[quick quartz]

Bro

[drifting veldt]

you have an awful fashion sense

dark purple button down shirt with corduroy pants?

good lord

[thin zealot]

because it got tired of people sitting on it

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

ok you wanna change me 🙂

[warped shore]

great to hear I'm doing well (:'

[quick quartz]

Gay?

[warped shore]

in my opinion not all

[thin zealot]

how about 😀 changing it for me 😁

[quick quartz]

[drifting veldt]

ill ask my bf 😭

[thin zealot]

😂 really/ nah bro am a male not an email

[thin zealot]

hmm bf ,cool am sure he is a luck guy 😉

[quick quartz]

Buddy

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

bro 😎

[quick quartz]

You do know it's a man right

[thin zealot]

nah I like to play along with people like that (bf )best friend 🤣

[thin zealot]

NANI ?!!!

[quick quartz]

Yes

[drifting veldt]

your life must be so small and bitter

[quick quartz]

Wrong, Guess again

[thin zealot]

😂 ara ara

[drifting veldt]

real

[quick quartz]

[drifting veldt]

ok now im hungry

[quick quartz]

Rhythm has cake for you

[drifting veldt]

soup

i was gonna make a good soup today

i have like, mushrooms n peppers n celery n chicken broth

[toxic sandal]

.

[quick quartz]

Men

[drifting veldt]

i wish men were real

[thin zealot]

nah bro I don't

[drifting veldt]

what a fun concept

[quick quartz]

I think all Men should be gay

[drifting veldt]

jonggun you have a greater than 75% chance of being a femboy in the next four years

jsyk

[quick quartz]

Ate too many women to turn to a femboy.

[sacred cairn]

its so coming home

[thin zealot]

Eww mushroom really of all ingredient mushroom ? why ?

[quick quartz]

[thin zealot]

[drifting veldt]

they go really good in a soup and in stir fry

[quick quartz]

Femboys are disgusting

[quick quartz]

No offense

[drifting veldt]

to thine own self be true, girly

[quick quartz]

There's only 2 Genders

[drifting veldt]

i think youll start questioning that soon enough

[marsh wave]

yawn*

[drifting veldt]

there are things u can only know theough experience jonggun. its not your fault youre ignorant

[thin zealot]

😐 you haven't tasted egusi that is why

[quick quartz]

💀

[drifting veldt]

oo should i try making it?

[quick quartz]

Too bad theres rules, you lucky b

[drifting veldt]

really

[quick quartz]

You will always be a man

[drifting veldt]

i got gender euphoria

from that

"we can always tell" dork ass

[quick quartz]

Impurity

[drifting veldt]

i cant believe im getting misgendered by a kpop star

[thin zealot]

it really good 😋 mostly when the proteins is more than the soup eat with fufu or pounded yam 😐

[drifting veldt]

ive heard fufu was really good

i have no idea where id find a good recipe tho

[quick quartz]

I don't listen to Kpop.

[wise mortar]

Erm

[quick quartz]

Two gays communicating

[quick quartz]

Sweet

[drifting veldt]

theres this dish ive wanted to make for ages

[thin zealot]

well you will love pounded yam do you have like an African store around you but try it good and yummy 😋

[thin zealot]

that is ..

[quick quartz]

You're Nigerian?

[drifting veldt]

i might? i'll have to check

[thin zealot]

your feeling left out 🤨

[drifting veldt]

HA

[quick quartz]

Ew

I'd prefer having a straight connection

[thin zealot]

yeah 😅😅

[quick quartz]

@drifting veldt his type

[thin zealot]

am not saying you should be gay mehn 😑

[drifting veldt]

@thin zealot its called pozole

its a mexican dish

[quick quartz]

Yes

[drifting veldt]

jonggun i want you to know that i forgive you for your words

[wise mortar]

Erm

[drifting veldt]

you still have time to grow up

[wise mortar]

Guys wanna see a cool gif?

[thin zealot]

what is pozole 🤨

[drifting veldt]

i understand that what you say was not from a place of cruelty but a place of ignorance

[drifting veldt]

https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pozole

[quick quartz]

You like Pride Pawn

[drifting veldt]

and you are still a child

but we cant be children forever

[quick quartz]

You like Pawn?

[drifting veldt]

you still have so far to grow

[thin zealot]

hmm looks weird but how does it taste like

[quick quartz]

Bazinga

[drifting veldt]

i havent had it but my friend says its delicious

[quick quartz]

Bootiful

[thin zealot]

wow so how long have you been cooking

[jolly belfry]

Read "My System" by nimzowitsch and do lots of puzzles

[quick quartz]

I love you

[jolly belfry]

Ok

[quick quartz]

Hit me up kitten

[jolly belfry]

That would be illegal

[quick quartz]

Wattesegma

Do you like Pickle Ball

[jolly belfry]

I play pickleball

[thin zealot]

😐

[sacred cairn]

wtf is pickleball 😭

[quick quartz]

Wattesegma

[thin zealot]

😎 Lol

[grim edge]

mahoraga vs magnus who wins

[thin zealot]

you're not the only one curious

[quick quartz]

Erm

[hearty glacier]

magnus first 2 games and then it adapts

[thin zealot]

Pickleball is a racket or paddle sport in which two players (singles) or four players (doubles) hit a perforated, hollow plastic ball with paddles over a 34-inch-high (0.86 m) net until one side is unable to return the ball or commits a rule infraction. Pickleball is played indoors and outdoors.

[grim edge]

damn

[grim edge]

naw it will likely take more than 15 games

even the tops GMs havent adapted to magnus yet

[hearty glacier]

nah mahoraga vs human brains , tf u on about , it adapted to gojo in minutes

[quick quartz]

Tf

[grim edge]

better scenario
mahoraga vs stockfish max

how many games will it take maho to win

[hearty glacier]

magic vs science

[grim edge]

i dont think mahoraga can win

probably draw at best

[hearty glacier]

btw labu i recommend u start running

[grim edge]

why?

[hearty glacier]

i saw a caped baldy around the corner , he might be arriving here any moment

[grim edge]

oh hold on fr???

why he after me tho

[hearty glacier]

ur profile pic is pretty sus, it gets on his nerves

[grim edge]

ill just summon goku

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/one-punch-man-gif-26043952

he's comming for ya

it's confirmed Goku can't win against gag characters

[grim edge]

bring it on

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/arale-dr-slump-earth-planet-split-gif-21806392

[jolly belfry]

Why is the hedgehog so good

[grim edge]

Damn almost forgot

Novak Djokovic is the greatest tennis player of all time

[quick quartz]

Bro thinks he's Alamo

[thin zealot]

Gambare Gambare

[grim edge]

nani

[jolly belfry]

Easy game

[thin zealot]

Ara ara

[jolly belfry]

I won this

[quick quartz]

Wrong place!!! Let's relocate to Chess tall

[grim edge]

Bro thinks this is chess talk

[jolly belfry]

5 against 20 and I'm lost

[quick quartz]

Bruhh

[jolly belfry]

Oops

[grim edge]

This ain't chess talk lil bro

[quick quartz]

Shut up

[grim edge]

Random ahh

[quick quartz]

Bro thinks he's in an anime😭

[grim edge]

Lmfao 😂

That was hilarious

So funny

Now look at your pfp

[devout atlas]

I feel something...it doesn't feel right

[thin zealot]

Hey

[devout atlas]

Greetings

[thin zealot]

do you play chess

[devout atlas]

Yea

[thin zealot]

what is your username let play

[devout atlas]

I'd have to check, I honestly forgot 💀 haven't played online in a while, I usually just go to a chess club

[thin zealot]

That means your a pro cool i can finally learn from the master

[devout atlas]

I mean, I'm not a beginner.

That's true

[thin zealot]

noice

your username

[devout atlas]

What's up with it?

[slender jolt]

"percy riverwood" what is wrong with it

[devout atlas]

It's not my real name, I wouldn't doxx it

I use it for everything

[thin zealot]

in chess

[devout atlas]

Originally from my DnD character

[thin zealot]

ohh

[slender jolt]

wat is DnD? dont disturb character?

[devout atlas]

Dungeons and Dragons, role-playing game

Combat based quests

Or puzzles

[slender jolt]

OOH lol

Cool

[upbeat viper]

less gif spam please

[stable perch]

sorry king

[cursive pawn]

😾

[fading spruce]

😾☝️

[slate owl]

green role?!

[silent quest]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[teal dragon]

Who's a Marty Cohen?

[silent quest]

Yep you dont

You jus have to talk on discord for like 5 different days and you're good to go

This server ofc

Use /trust

[static rose]

I see the crystal raindrops fall

And the beauty of it all

When the sun come shining throw

[warm raptor]

ima make a new account cuz i have short term memory loss (not really)

[peak plank]

woah woah woah

[warm raptor]

what

[peak plank]

not so simple

[peak plank]

ask support

[warm raptor]

wdymm ask support

[peak plank]

contact support

[digital phoenix]

imma make a new account and chess.com cant stop me

[warm raptor]

lol

[digital phoenix]

what are they gonna do, close my account?

[peak plank]

give me the account 🙂

[digital phoenix]

anittadrink

[warm raptor]

just like evading taxes

[peak plank]

XD

[digital phoenix]

ban it rn

[digital phoenix]

looks legit

[marsh wave]

Pixel

[peak plank]

both have GM

[digital phoenix]

still looks legit

[peak plank]

?

[marsh wave]

What's good?

[digital phoenix]

could be me impersonating someone

[peak plank]

idk bro

[marsh wave]

ok srry bruh

[peak plank]

that would require you to make 2700

[digital phoenix]

a gm has gm friends

and then one of them came and said samra im gonna impersonate u lil bro

[peak plank]

the friend is a clone that smokes?

[digital phoenix]

he smokes samra

[peak plank]

XD

[marsh wave]

xD

[vivid wigeon]

Hiiii

[marsh wave]

I feel so alive.

[peak plank]

found the person while looking at fabis prep in that game yesterday

[vivid wigeon]

Not been on here in ages

[digital phoenix]

wait a second

[peak plank]

also tbf if you dont play a game on the account it might be legal. dont take my word on that tho @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

it isnt

[peak plank]

ok

[digital phoenix]

thats what i got locked out for

[peak plank]

oh

[digital phoenix]

and to be fair they dont even have proof thats mine it couldve been my friends account

l mods

[peak plank]

they have ur ip

tbf

tho some of us usee vpns

[marsh wave]

they have they iphone pin

[digital phoenix]

they hacked my account

[marsh wave]

lol

[minor spoke]

PIXEL UR BACK

@peak plank

[woeful glade]

anyone have any interst in making a chess niche ecommerce shop? I am looking for a marketing portfolio addition and wanted to make it in something I am interested in.

All site costs are paid for but any area of interests like copywriting, dropship product selection, coding, or seo are needed

[zealous glen]

@minor spoke can you be useful for once and slap me on the head with a brick pls

[twin moon]

I’m finally back in America, hey guys

[somber arrow]

Where were you before?

[twin moon]

I was in Belize for a week, but it felt like a month

[somber arrow]

Oh okay

People be doing the most. It's not even 4th of July and they're already doing fireworks.

[elfin pebble]

Beacause 'MERICA

[sacred cairn]

Actually hate mexico bro

They actually suck 😭 not watching them ever again

[grim edge]

water

It’s time to drink water

[mossy ginkgo]

Womp Womp

[lapis brook]

Oh no!

What u gonna do

[solid cradle]

[redacted]

[digital phoenix]

||[redacted]||

[wise mortar]

Erm

[unkempt ledge]

Should I get a pair of Jordan’s or Roblox acc

[primal fern]

hey welcome back to the server

[cinder zenith]

[wise mortar]

Roblox fr burh ong

[unreal fossil]

Got this book

[peak plank]

its actually quite a good book

[unreal fossil]

Yup
It's considered ig Stephen hawking's best book

[jolly belfry]

Guys I just had a cute waitress make my food free so I didn't get a receipt but I didn't have cash only a card so I didn't have a way to tip her so I just didnt

[bitter lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099116247364407337/1257202785393311774/attachment.gif?ex=66838cd5&is=66823b55&hm=7745cd4f66f7d0274b0fcc1b90f444a07ef4ec6a8a63bba2a92d256e479d8c48&=&width=455&height=498

[vestal basin]

Hmm

@unreal fossil long time no see?

[bleak quiver]

hi i'm new ><

[vale frost]

Why do girl's restroom not have urinals

[vale frost]

L shouldve cashed out

Or just give her the whole card

[bleak quiver]

i wouldn't know. i'm not a girl

[lament jacinth]

Is this seriously a question we re asking

[vale frost]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

Whats your logic

How do you suppose we use them

[vale frost]

Idk

[zealous glen]

You gotta train

Listen, you never know when will you be put in an urinal peeing competition

[lament jacinth]

We don't got a scope like u guys

[vale frost]

True

[still glade]

there is such a thing as a seated urinal. it simplifies the plumbing and reduces water waste -- if people use it correctly

[vale frost]

A pistol shoots even without a scope.

[lament jacinth]

Ok does a pistol shoot accurately without a barrel

[vale frost]

Nothing is impossible

[zealous glen]

Yes

[vale frost]

Yall just bad at aiming

Aim!!!

Hold!!

fire

[zealous glen]

Exactly, bro, we besties

[lament jacinth]

Now If you remove the handle and the entire body of it and only the mechanism at which shoots is left would u be able to aim it

[vale frost]

If it stil shoots it works

[zealous glen]

Guns are so easy to use, you just point it at the enemy and move your finger, stop projecting smh

[lament jacinth]

Didn't say it doesn't work , I'm asking if you can aim it

[vale frost]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

Duh but there's yk NOTJING TO GRAB ON TO

[zealous glen]

U just point and shoot, simple af

[zealous glen]

Stop projecting liya

[lament jacinth]

NO GUN TO GRAB

[zealous glen]

Stop. Projecting.

Jeez

[zealous glen]

A real man punches the ammo with a stone to create a spark, you dont even need a gun to shoot

[vale frost]

SO REAL

[wise mortar]

Erm

[cobalt mauve]

@safe niche u playing chess on roblox? lmfao

[ember pollen]

yo

some things to realize

You cant say hola to swedish people

[cobalt mauve]

why

[ember pollen]

its a weird swedish thing apparently

[cobalt mauve]

what

[ember pollen]

do mods ban if I tell kids here to search up weird swedish things?

[cobalt mauve]

idk lets figure it out

[grim edge]

Hi, Im a new here. looking for a friend😀

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-overwatch-league-gladiators-la-gladiators-los-angeles-gladiators-gif-13501040

[grim edge]

Heyyy, just added u

[bitter lily]

have you ever seen me and batman in the same room?

[grim edge]

I cpuldnt send u friend request thats why my name didnt show up hahah

[grim edge]

never. never

[bitter lily]

ok bye

[grim edge]

hahaha

i bet you are a kiddo.

[ember pollen]

Hello there my brothers former lover

[vestal basin]

[cinder zenith]

[wise mortar]

Erm

[iron barn]

All of us are hallucinating, we just agree on the hallucinations

[random drum]

lol chess.com knows how to catch attention

[vague burrow]

Hello

[lament jacinth]

Hiiiiii

[random drum]

oh Liya's here

[lament jacinth]

Liyas always

[random drum]

anyways I gtg

[vague burrow]

mommy's here

[lament jacinth]

Good get

[lament jacinth]

YEAHHHHH

[lament jacinth]

Friend?

[unreal fossil]

Just busy with life
Learning new stuff and all

[ember pollen]

wait

fins a national master?

[grim edge]

@wise mortar Why😭

[wise mortar]

Why u mentioned me

[grim edge]

hahaha sorry, It was supposed to be liya

[wise mortar]

Smh my head shaking

[grim edge]

😵‍💫

[cursive pawn]

ok

[vestal basin]

Ohk

[wise mortar]

Ok

[grim edge]

well they aint wrong

[lament jacinth]

WDYM WHY

[grim edge]

I think the dad needs one too xx

[grim edge]

hahaha I thought u were like looking down on me as I was just looking for a friend hahaha

[umbral wind]

Misinformation

[lament jacinth]

No ofc not😭

Friend for what tho

@grim edge

[grim edge]

to talk to, what kind of friend are there? Are there new now? Hahaha

[lament jacinth]

I MEAN LIKE Are u just looking fir someone to play chess with

Or just a friend to talk to

Im not really into chess so I'm,not the right friend if so

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-skateboard-cat-skateboard-cat-spinning-spinning-gif-21095646

oh no I can't post gifs here

bye back to chess

[lament jacinth]

But if u just want to talk to someone u can talk to me @grim edge

[grim edge]

Hahaha, You can do both? Its for real good

[vale frost]

Do you guys think a 16 year old and a 25 year old is ok?

[lament jacinth]

I wonder why you'd ask

[vale frost]

I have a friend that keeps having a new bf every 1 month and this time its a 25 year old guy so am concerned

Anyways her life not mine imma just watch levy going insane with guess the elo

[lament jacinth]

Oh,yeah for sure

That's definitely why you're asking

[vale frost]

Is this sarcasm

[lament jacinth]

Certainly

[vale frost]

Hm..

[lament jacinth]

Cause I know why you're asking

[vale frost]

Shoot your shot

[lament jacinth]

Dms

[meager nexus]

Animal crossing is banned in china

[jovial fable]

sobriety is so boring

[quick quartz]

Riding in my sports car

[jovial fable]

fire

[jovial fable]

pull of in that v8, songs on replay

[quick quartz]

Real

[still glade]

walking red flag but whatever

[silent quest]

absolutely not

[wise mortar]

Who is this liya

[digital kayak]

Sup guys

Look what I managed to get my hands on

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zbfQsILzijY?si=BPHESf2Q7pNVXXAp

[still glade]

i see your sense of humour consists of "women are incompetent"

[fleet scroll]

It’s an anti-trans joke

[still glade]

yeah I was referring to https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1257292026743885894/bc57e99ec773347f3705997d92bf8c00.png?ex=6683dff2&is=66828e72&hm=28f33e8a707e8ed60b6193e44c2b4a68ca660d1cb7426b1196f384e27db6afde&

which was posted in #💬〡chess-talk and I thought was funny, unless the intended punchline was "women can't drive"

I guess humour is subjective

I'm not offended I just don't think it's funny

feel free to find your belly button lint uproariously amusing

[hearty glacier]

that's one way to get arrested

[unkempt stream]

Hi

[quick quartz]

Who's willing to open a link for me?

[grim edge]

Go watch Wimbledon

Right now

[azure orchid]

Hi.

[wise mortar]

Erm

[inner pier]

[still glade]

what's happening? my TV is only showing highlights from the Ruud game

[hearty glacier]

today i found out what penig means

[grim edge]

whtsa it mean

[hearty glacier]

that's like a super specific situation lol

[pale viper]

cant thing

[grim edge]

yesterday i learned what a "philly sidecar" is

i wish i didnt learn it

[hearty glacier]

well it's a high level article

[grim edge]

I met some girl who says she has something called "anxiety" i googled ita nd it means excess worry?

[hearty glacier]

i hate u

i leggit hate u for this

[grim edge]

how about alaksan pipeline or alaskan snowdragon

[hearty glacier]

i could have lived my whole life not knowing

not gonna google anymore

that one was enough

[inner pier]

@grim edge (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[hearty glacier]

-.-

[hearty glacier]

sup

[inner pier]

Hi

[hearty glacier]

nvm was gonna meme , but it came out too cringy

[inner pier]

Yea

[wise mortar]

I am a female

[hearty glacier]

i don't have the power to be cringe

it's painful

[inner pier]

Mhmm👀

[civic mesa]

anyone wanna play

[inner pier]

Hi sis

Chess?

[civic mesa]

yes ofc

[halcyon glade]

Elo?

[civic mesa]

1788

[inner pier]

Well its general off topic section so thought some discord one

[civic mesa]

oh u taught gartic phone or smth

[inner pier]

Idk

[halcyon glade]

I'm nearly 1500

If you want we can play

[civic mesa]

if u want we can play

[hearty glacier]

ur name gives me bad vibes , like i'm watching a hack

[civic mesa]

ill give u extra time

[civic mesa]

nah im not that smart

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-gif-reply-gif-25926652

[halcyon glade]

No way we wrote the same thing at the same time

[inner pier]

What's your ELO?

[hearty glacier]

nope i meant this guy , he's a hack

[civic mesa]

oh he got banned is what i think hes sayin

[hearty glacier]

i broke 3000 last week and now starting from scratch

soo i'm like 3000+600

[inner pier]

High you all

[halcyon glade]

Uh

[civic mesa]

bro i didnt see it

true

[hearty glacier]

yeh it takes some work but u can get there too

[civic mesa]

high or hi?

[inner pier]

My ELO's 300

[halcyon glade]

High elo

[inner pier]

High ELO

[civic mesa]

its just a number

dont over think

[hearty glacier]

ew ew

[halcyon glade]

Yea 300 and 3000 no difference

[civic mesa]

0 doesnt have a value right

[hearty glacier]

it's ok leg dog

he still alive i see

[inner pier]

Ok

[hearty glacier]

what the sigma , i gave my gyat to the rizzler and he played uno on it

see i know the lingo too

https://tenor.com/view/kill-bill-pai-mei-wise-man-nod-nodding-gif-5291762

[halcyon glade]

https://link.chess.com/play/CblX2G

[civic mesa]

...

[hearty glacier]

yep i'm still young , i know all about the skibbidy washrooms

[inner pier]

tis me

[fading swan]

My team is still garbage 💀

It’s not my fault if they made me start from the bottom💀

[hearty glacier]

100% , izma gyat on that kuzko for dem rizzlers

[civic mesa]

gg

[halcyon glade]

😦

[civic mesa]

im 1788 n u r almost 1500 ofc its tough for u no need to feel sad\

69 C is so high

[grim edge]

Alex "Poatan" Perriera tests positive for Dronibolone steroid his title stripped

[halcyon glade]

Makes no sense

[grim edge]

@grim edge did you watch jiri and alex

[fading swan]

This is skill issue

[grim edge]

did you guys watch trump biden debate

[fleet scroll]

if I were to guess, you probably flat foot it when you set your lead foot down

that's the most common error I saw anyways

[woeful garnet]

skibidi pomni

[fleet scroll]

not lifting your knee properly?

dropping your guard?

[fleet scroll]

I used to keep a foam paddle where I'd smack people on the head if they dropped their guard while practicing kicks

people will throw their lead hands out for balance while throwing roundhouse kicks

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/R1aJ_cbpYtk?si=AWZTWsMa0iG4vbvt

[nocturne elk]

💀

[fleet scroll]

do you have a vid of one?

[fleet scroll]

surprising absolutely nobody, smart people are also not rich

[still glade]

midpoint of the Y-axis drawn kind of arbitrarily maybe

[still glade]

sorry yeah what sport is this

[grim edge]

@grim edge how u feel about the positive test

[fleet scroll]

then that's the best I can do

oh another possibility is you overcommit your weight

[grim edge]

rumor that alex perreira is pooping for juice

[fleet scroll]

you should be able to retract a kick as fast (or faster) as you throw it

overcommitting your weight can mess this up

[grim edge]

that Jiri guy is like a modern day keith jardien with more power

[fleet scroll]

I'm not a fan of switch kicks in general. I think just a standard roundhouse (especially to the inside of the knee) is often a better option

[grim edge]

i like jon jones knee kicks

would love to see jones vs perreria

[fleet scroll]

question mark kicks also good, since just lifting your lead foot you can throw front, roundhouse, side, or hook kick

[grim edge]

but UFC sucks nowadays too many midget fights

[hearty glacier]

get 69 on every exam to show dominance

[hearty glacier]

ufc is kinda gae

[grim edge]

wish trump would take an active role in the company dude is such a G

even though affliction folded

that wasnt his fault, josh barnettt popped last minute

[hearty glacier]

lol imagine being brainwashed into thinking trump is a cool guy

[grim edge]

he is a super cool dude

[hearty glacier]

trump is a shitty human being , nothing more

corrupt piece of crap

[grim edge]

not really he has made tremendous sacrficies so you can speak ill of him

[grim edge]

dont see how you can call him corrupt

[fleet scroll]

tremendous sacrifices like dodging the draft

[hearty glacier]

lmao , stealing , tax evading and whoring what a sacrifice

[grim edge]

for an unjust war

the man is a pacifist he would never shoot at innocent people

vietnam had no justification

guess mohammed ali is a bad dude too

[hearty glacier]

lmao don't get brainwashed by stupid trump supporters ,

[grim edge]

dont get brainwashed by stupid trump haters

[fleet scroll]

he's already brainwashed. don't bother

[grim edge]

the adversity he had to deal with was unprecedented

[hearty glacier]

lol

[grim edge]

he had 8 years of obamas racist rhetoric and 8 years of bush warmongering prior to him

then deals with a virus and rise of alt left extremism

weaponized conspiracy theories against him

hope he can pull through november but my faith in americans is at an all time low, patriotism is gone

[hearty glacier]

not a left extremist , but trump is a shitty human being

is he better choice than biden 100%

[grim edge]

vivek is best choice

[hearty glacier]

is he a good person nope , he's a piece of crap

[grim edge]

or desantis

[hearty glacier]

if biden wins another term that's just next level stupidity

[fleet scroll]

both of our options are way too old

2024 election should've been something like newsom vs desantis

[still glade]

still ew

also can y'all not read a username

[hearty glacier]

people golrifying trump to much , just for him being a better choice than biden . They forget , the choices are old wrinkly pos vs old wrinkly pos with orange hair

[still glade]

don't engage the trolls

[fleet scroll]

still ew, but less ew

[fleet scroll]

yeah the guy is just a troll. I blocked him

[grim edge]

newsom is terrifying

california is the worst managed state

[autumn sonnet]

pdf file vs pdf file

one is old the other is older

[fleet scroll]

literally LMAO

Biden is a known child sniffer ("I love it when kids jump on my lap") and Trump was buddies with epstein

[grim edge]

epstein had a lot of buddies

[mint swift]

greetings

[trail prism]

Lessgo I age verified my Google account!

[still glade]

idk if this chat is appropriate for the official dchess.com server

[trail prism]

It ain't :3

[trail prism]

#💬〡chess-talk Is a lil more

[umbral wind]

Not stupidity it’s rigged

[muted moat]

No way there realsing a second movie

I hated the ending in the anime

It was legendary but saddening

What’s the name?

Of the movie

The new one

I don’t usually like mecha anime but this

This is just legendary

Yeah I loved the animation especially

The mc seems to have a similar personality to lelouch

[elder depot]

Wait, sad because it’s actually sad?

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-dumptruck-sus-black-sus-gif-21731375

[unkempt stream]

review please 🥺 https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/113574625829?tab=review

[worn ice]

AvyavNamdev (1732) vs. rene250382 (1984)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bb6 5. b5 Na5 6. d3 Nxc4 7. dxc4 d6 8. O-O Nf6 9. Nc3 Be6 10. Qd3 h6 11. a4 Ba5 12. Nd5 O-O 13. Nxf6+ Qxf6 14. h3 Rad8 15. c3 c6 16. Ba3 Rfe8 17. Bxd6 Bxc4 18. Qxc4 Rxd6 19. Rfd1 Red8 20. Rxd6 Rxd6 21. Qc5 b6 22. Qc4 cxb5 23. axb5 Qe7 24. g3 Rd7 25. Rc1 Rc7 26. Qd3 Rd7 27. Qc4 

[peak plank]

guys if anyone wants to play bullet https://link.chess.com/play/XX64AL

[cinder zenith]

[wise mortar]

[ripe bramble]

anyone wants to have a match?

yes mate

yes brother

okie 👌🏻

yesh

ahan wait js for a minute brother

sorry for interrupting your patience too

can you check the friend request section

aight

[cinder zenith]

[ripe bramble]

given in the DMs

[valid frost]

YO

[turbid jay]

I'm going to propose to my girlfriend this evening, wish me luck...

[stuck kestrel]

good luck

[cinder zenith]

[marsh wave]

morning'

[fading swan]

Got too much hard on the throttle

[thorn scarab]

no

[stuck kestrel]

[thorn scarab]

[stuck kestrel]

[somber arrow]

France has not scored a non-penalty goal in the Euros. Will they score one against Belgium today?

[umbral wind]

Lmao

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[somber arrow]

Belgium have been better so far.

[stuck kestrel]

ive stoped watching football lately but from what i remember belgium were really bad

only lakaka can save them 🙏

[somber arrow]

They've been okay this Euros.

[stuck kestrel]

germany gonna defeat them

germany and spain

my prediction is that georgia will win 🔥 🗣️

[somber arrow]

They have Kevin De Bruyne , Jeremy Doku, Lukaku, Tielemanns

[stuck kestrel]

mertens

courtois

[somber arrow]

Georgia got knocked out

[stuck kestrel]

😔

[somber arrow]

By Spain

[stuck kestrel]

well atleast one prediction was right

[somber arrow]

I want England to win.

[stuck kestrel]

bruh

england conceded a goal to slovenia

slovakia*

[somber arrow]

So?

Last Euros they beat Germany to get to the Finals.

[stuck kestrel]

and lost to italy

lol

[somber arrow]

On penalties

Now France have been pressing

[stuck kestrel]

let mbappe cook

[somber arrow]

Mbappe can screw himself

I hope he never wins a UCL

[stuck kestrel]

hes at madrid now

hes most likely gonna win atleast one

[somber arrow]

I hope he doesn't

[grim edge]

why do the suggestion lines in game review take forever to load

[somber arrow]

If you didn't get a good enough answer in chess talk, what makes you think you will get one here?

[grim edge]

hope in kindness

[stuck kestrel]

ur device is slow

[grim edge]

it aint

[somber arrow]

I hope USMNT gets knocked out by Uruguay in the Copa America. Don't want USMNT to get destroyed by Argentina or Brazulil

[wise mortar]

Blud its still group stage smh

[somber arrow]

Yeah and Usmnt lost to Panama because of Tim Weah

[grim edge]

this sounds like a problem on the l word website

doesnt really happen on chess.com

[peak plank]

its prob chess.com

lichess does it quite well

[grim edge]

its does happen on cc

its doesnt happen on mobile tho

only pc

[grim edge]

eh happens to me more noticebly on l word

chess.com buffers for a little bit sometimes but gets there in the end

there have actually been times so annoying on lichess to the point where nothing loads until i restart my browser

i have to copy the pgn because the page is bugged

[peak plank]

this happens more on chess.com for me rather than lichess

[grim edge]

interesting

[minor spoke]

Huh weird

Cc never seems to take time to load

The eval bar is running even before I completely set up a position

Then there’s all the lines just there

[marsh wave]

been writing

The Devil in his eyes’ full of surprise, is religious with his ties wearing them with pride. The mask of satellites where kites fly high. My due diligence, cast the net upon my structures to see the gravity arise. Trivial.
Subliminal criminal testaments decline. The unorthodox here. The thesis stresses on my humble anecdotal mind.

just a snap

is fictitious

[somber arrow]

I feel sad for Belgium....Lost because of a stupid own goal and the manager kept De Bruyne in a Defensive midfielder position and Tielemans never came on. Wtf

[midnight comet]

bro ngl u type long ass msgs

[marsh wave]

lol

[midnight comet]

wanna have a match

[marsh wave]

bro ngl*

ya i do

[midnight comet]

ye like why take so many efforts

just say skibbidy toilet and move on

wanna have a match tho

[midnight comet]

ew lichess

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[fleet scroll]

what's wrong with lichess?

[elfin pebble]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fleet scroll]

if someone has actual criticism that's fine

but most of the time it's just vaguely yelling at clouds

most common one is "I don't like their UI"

so I ask "What don't you like about their UI?"

and I think out of all the time's I've asked that question, only one person had an answer

[elfin pebble]

there nothing wrong with lichesss i use it for puzzles lol

[peak plank]

You think anyone would notice?

[elfin pebble]

mmmmmmmmmmm nah

[midnight comet]

spring of 1994 when the battle started between the warriors of lichess and chess.com the battle was so intense that the ground became red due to bloodshed the chess.com side was winning but lichess a sly website had plotted a cunning plan against it . they called for settlement on the dinner table and had poisoned the food causing the brave warriors to meet other side with excruciating pain and suffering , the remaining people of chess.com clan have gone in hiding and are still fighting to get what was theirs and will soon succeed

[bitter lily]

It sucjs

[fleet scroll]

what specifically sucks about it?

[bitter lily]

Lichens is for if you are poor

So it sucks

[fleet scroll]

I prefer moss over lichens

[bitter lily]

Same

[fleet scroll]

why would I pay chess.com money for stuff like engine analysis and game reviews when lichess does it better and for free?

[midnight comet]

bro play with life its free

[fleet scroll]

life isn't free lol

maybe when you're a kid it is

[midnight comet]

ooo

k 3 am deep talks

how old are you

[fleet scroll]

27

[midnight comet]

damn bro

[bitter lily]

It def does NOT do it better for free

The elo system too

[fleet scroll]

neither website uses elo

[midnight comet]

bro hows life at 27

[bitter lily]

Oh ok there is no elo on chess.com or lichess

[midnight comet]

worth continuing till 27 or?

[fleet scroll]

kinda shit, but for reasons outside my control

[bitter lily]

Go to the freaking lichess discord if you like it so much get out of here

[fleet scroll]

correct

they both use a variant of glicko

glicko is not elo

[midnight comet]

whats ur profession lol

[fleet scroll]

I'm a system engineer

[midnight comet]

oo masters? or ya stopped at bachleors

[fleet scroll]

no degree

[midnight comet]

diploma?

[fleet scroll]

ya I graduated from high school of course

[midnight comet]

hmm

[midnight comet]

.

[fleet scroll]

I'd say so

I got a taste of happiness a couple years back

so that's enough for me to keep pushing forward

[midnight comet]

u mean skibbidy sigma toilet orign

[fleet scroll]

lol

[fleet scroll]

I'm in the lichess discord also

I like chess. I don't simp for chess websites

[somber arrow]

He can be here if he wants to be here.

Stop being a simp for chess.com

[midnight comet]

https://tenor.com/view/fvtyugv-no-one-asked-gif-23455142

@bitter lily bro hit him with this gif

[bitter lily]

No what are you gonna do about it

Not my dad

[bitter lily]

Go be there if you love it so much more than chess.com we aren't going and raiding lichess discord just to say chess.com better are we

And you know what they would say? They would probably say yeah of course it's better, lichess is a nonprofit organization not a corporation

[fleet scroll]

huh?

[fleet scroll]

hey that's me!

[bitter lily]

Astagfurillah

[fleet scroll]

gesundheit

[midnight comet]

skibbidy sigma rizz ohio

[fleet scroll]

fanum tax baby gronk ice spicy skibidi toilet in real life

[midnight comet]

skiibbidy dop no sigma ew bad

[fleet scroll]

fax bussin bussin fr ong

[midnight comet]

bussin dop no dop dop

[fleet scroll]

lmao stop my brain gonna hemorrhage at this rate

[restive storm]

what the ligma

[midnight comet]

ligma dop skibbidy rock

[minor spoke]

👀

[hazy tiger]

the rook 🗿

[twin moon]

What’s ligma?

[bitter lily]

old mcsigma had a gyatt! skibidi ohio

[hazy tiger]

and on that gyatt he had a rizzler, skibidi ohio

[elfin pebble]

Ligma balls

[grim edge]

It's that disease Candace contracted