#💬〡general-off-topic
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illogical ppl
i'm changing my name
Changing it to what?
I was thinking about it
Feminine or masculine
Masculine
Was that a suggestion?
?
Hi
bro you're a bro
Okay grubsitch your new name is dave
Do you want it to be?
so dont think about tricking girls into thinking you're a girl
I'm not a girl.
Nuh uh
I can’t hear your voice
"i said i were feminine" sounds like you think you're a girl
but you just said you're not a girl
Effeminate men exist
No like twinks
I'm just hip.
I don’t know how to spell her name
hermoine, really is that a question
My wife and I watched all the Harry Potter movies a few months ago it was awesome
copycat
OMG ITS HARRY WINSTON
take me in the chuga choo choo to hogwatts
Im the biggest rick rodeo fan
Read all them percy jackson stuff🔥
Michael jackson is so cool, hes also the son of neptune
again copycat think of your own stuff, you lack originality how the hell are you an author?
I be reading those long yappy books
lol
Like omg
youre so funny
Big fan
you want to read my books?
Blud patronuss! I know youre using a disguise

Blud entered the anime rabit hole
lmao bye
wtf bro?
thats innappropraite
NO it's hilarious
inappropriate
whatever pg 13 discord
keep that to yourself bro
it wouldn't be a gif if it didn't gif
yeah so?
and you had to pick that one?
of all of them that were appropriate
omg im offended
Im offended too
beast!
Sjw club roll out
lol you react with a gif with a girl yawning, even tho you're a bro? like no originality whatsoever
you prob suck at writing
bye now
@umbral wind congrats on NM title bro
yo @umbral wind you forgot about me
. also congrats on NM title
I hope you play TT and have a good score and get accused by kramnik
Erm

@open fjord
wat?
yo
I realized I got abs now
so Ill have to say goodbye
Bye nerds, workout and strike first
real
Hi
@nocturne elk
So do I 🙏
I think that we should change the rules of chess /j
We should make it a full on battle royale
erase the turn based aspect of it
and no moving rules
full on fortnite
(/joke)
Gyattebayo
realsies

































































1. e4 d5 2. [exd5] Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd8 4. Nf3 h6 5. Bc4 Nf6 6. d4 Nbd7 7. Bf4 Nb6 8. Bd3 Bg4 9. O-O e6 10. h3 Bh5 11. g4 Bg6 12. Bxg6 fxg6 13. Qe2 Bd6 14. Bxd6 Qxd6 15. Nb5 Qd7 16. Ne5 Qd6 17. Nxd6+ cxd6 18. Nxg6 Rg8 19. Qxe6+ Kd8 20. Qe7+ Kc8 21. Qxd6 Rd8 22. Ne7#
What is bro
@nocturne elk
hi
Omg ya, this is so true ya
gyat
@glass kiln
Bro pinged him 50 times
that caught me so off guard
Thats actually diabolical
What big beo doing
why are you typing like @nocturne elk
Whar?
SKULL
lil beo thinks i am TS fan
Smh my head he thinks i am lil beo
somebody copied somebody
Smh shaking
realsies
Skull
smh head ong guat fr realsies
bro is an alt
*Alte
Pluh
lil beo is NOT sherlock holmes
If you dont stop this , youre going on the time out corner
And cancelled
wont you come and wash the rain away
@sewermod

Bro is special
i wish that were me
not here bro 😭
Oh my god!!
Oh my guat
peter rizzin
Is that sarcasm or orgasm
Oh my god!!!
post your hard drive here
Bro thinks im drake
wont you come

skull
I love bullet chess!
You wont last 30 seconds playing this game!
clear your browsing history lil beo
How bro have nitro
beo not very smart skul
Did sarah from 5 miles away message you
i last a whole minute
bro took 0.000000000000000000000000000009 nanozillian seconds to save that
Damn i need to ask sarah for nitro too
LMAO
Discords giving away free nitro ig
Wat
Claim it
Skul
sarah will stay within 5 miles of you but you will never reach her
blackhole sun
They do it every year i believe , through epic games for users who never had any nitro before but again you gotta connect your bank acc an shi its like a free trial
wont you come
i dare you to post what u usually follow that up with lol
Interesting
this litterally thanos and vision
thigma
Is that japan
@nocturne elk post that weird fish here lil beo
not the one im sending
yeee
crazyyyy
Are you still watching netflix?
SKULL
skull
ngl that is litterally my snake
@tribal silo is the throat goat
beo 💀
Skul
sigma!!!
toule dane vile vile
i completely fumbled the lyrics
@nocturne elk after watching the maggots do what they do
Bro loves cheese too much
Goofy ahh italian chess skul
gyat
what is beo globbering about
bro keeps ading stuff in ym dictionary
skulll
💀 is that real
toule dane vile vile
Yall zestier than a lime
yoeur mom
ambata
My favorite message in this entire server
😔
he aint wrong tho
wdym girls?
mommy's back :3
ello :3
oh my guat
👎
Frrr
💀
noo
language
Hehe if you were me you'd get how it is tbhhh 🙂 I've literally gotten a gf by just acting like a girl then revealing I was a guy and like a month later she was really attracted to me and we've been dating 2-3 weeks
She's OBSESSED with me
💀
:skull:
erm online doesnt count pookie
Oh 😦
e dating 💀
ah hell nah
We gotta see what #💬〡chess-talk thinks about this
LOL
Nope, you're officially documented in history
💀
Wha...
She dated her gender for a brief period of time and you just changed your gender for that brief period of time...
💀
lmao bro got so shook that bro didnt send the emoji
blud with the pingless reply
@glass kiln

Deal with it yourself.
@Server Mod
femboy server
Lgbtq community is diverse
lmaooo
real
Well honestly I never thought I would ever date until a girl asks me on a date 
how many gals do you have
1
want 4 more?
Sarah is 5 miles away. She wants to chat.
Nah
my dads name is sarah
is he coming back
lmao is that edp
No no
I can hear him chewing
bro rocking the joe rogan hairline
Thats sarah
omg dadyyy
Thats the spirit
💀
U are not slick
nahh
Someone check his hard drive
blud thinks he is BMTH
Dont steal my gif lil beo
what is this a crossover
Look at me! Im the captain now
@glass kiln
Blud
Unblock me
@Sewer Mog
I have rizz, thus he has not blocked me
You on the other hand are a gargoyle
beo thinks hes her
I could.
Unblock me daddy
I blocked like at least 30 ppl on this server lmao
Blud is the server owner after all
skul
Cant u blame us, you put yourself in that situation
Blud pinged him 50+ times
Aint no way bro
So did you be careful.
He is asking for it
I see you.
No you do not
Ok i am the new server owner
@wise mortar
😎
Ohmgawh
SOMEONE ELSE CALLED SERVER OWNER I'M THE ONLY REAL ONE
Me the realsies
BRO
It's funny cuz he's called bateman
Fake like your mother love to you smh my head
Bro thinks hes a sigma
Rip in piss
Offensive language @tribal silo
Banned.
*server owner and server owner are typing ... *
Thanks
3 server owners
one is sewer
We are at edge
dont let blud graduate preschool
You, me, gas station
As the owner im adding 30 second unskippable ads in each chess game @everyoene
As the server owner we are actually in a quantum state of existence
As the server owner we charge 50 cents per a rated game
As the server owner Aye
Frr
Fr
😦
Oh my guatt
Hi
Bro thinkes hes me
BRO
Lil beo i am the real one
Well I'm better than yall
oh my guat
are there any bots available to play chess on discord?
@glass kiln these fake server owners are rising up u should do smth about them
Realsies
dude i dont even know who is who and im too lazy to click lol
Ah yes. I will exterminate them
u are fake
Yo mama
Bro thinks im fake
wtf
yo dada
Im as real and sincere as a YouTube apology
Call Doofenschmirtz.
Sku
blud said sku lol
@fervent comet this is you, sit down
@wise mortar lets sword fight
least deranged looking chesscom chat
In ohio. Dont forget the ohio part.
It's bottom G
Why lagertha looks goofy
Skul
Unpurged.
server owner pls ban alte
Done
Skul
Everyone banned
Whar
LMFAO
SCHRODINGER
Skul
smack him!
Yo
adeylnn ahh response
lmaoo
Akul
lol
Me, myself and I have decided that you're dead
English or Spanish ?
Sicilian
gucci piano
Gucci gang
ENglish
Im lezi
I'm the true only one worthy of existence
bruh
blud do not remember his training from 6x sirius days
@wise mortar why u trying to be me again
Are u sirius right neow
lmfao
WHY U TRYING TO BE ME AGAIN
I love femboys uwu
FAKE
ok but now it is quite obvious who is who because of the size lol
I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
TRUST ME I WOULD NEVER
I'm confused now
one is a fake
Me realsies
Undeniable proof.
I am Ahmad Hassaan from Pakistan
NO
See i know my name
LMAO
this is so funny when the pfp changes as a new message pops up below
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetwewevwe Ugwemubwem Osas
Abdul Ahmad Said Hasaan
SKULL
mis spelled it and added said WHO IS NAMED SAID
and u added it in the wrong place
so u messed up buddy
it is saeed not said smh
Skull
skibidi
Banned
There are people called Said
bro took this from me
Yeah
Banned
who ever is named said is my opp
Saeed is fine Said is a crime
Lol
HEY
oh my gyat
Haha you have the circle L
💀💀
💀
CRAZY
bro took this from me
Lmao
grrrr
is this real chat
~
?
@nocturne elk post the freaky cat to this
real
Realsies
which one
real eyes
the touching cat
real eyes realise real lies
Banned
ok
Ure*
i think it might be satire lol
true
its funny how the car slows down cuz it would be impossible other wise to smoothly sit in it
lil beo thinks he is albeit epstein
LMFAO

ngl i want android to do that to me with his freaky hands
whats tandrew aate doing
escape the matrix
the guy behind is stuck in the matrix
bro not getting out the hood let alone the matrix with this one
tate says the n word
he out the hood anytime
he is black
wat
no hes not his dad is
Smh head what is this convo
lmfao
the zoom is killing me KEKW
Erm?
LMAO
thank god pun pun is not here
bro looked about 200x larger
who
Wimbledon starts on Monday mfssa
if u know u know
who is mufassa
this took about 3 second to process in my head ngl
Me
LMAO
whats ayanokouji doing here
DO NOT RUIN MY LION KING
Idk playing chess from time to time
inagine losing to arisu smh
whys there a random fried shrimp emoji
😈
💀
I didn't lose, the school director changed the move to a worse one
nah nah you couldve killed him
If I did I would've gone to jail
If I attacked him the white room would've gone all out
Lmfap
what he said
LADAH
I'm actually reading the light novel of it @raven rover and it's pretty good
I'd recommend if you watched all seasons
ive finished it waiting for new release
Ah, I'm on volume 4 I think?
good volume
Another uninhibited island exam
youll love voluke 8 for no particular reason
no volume 4 was the zodiac game
lada>>audi
confirmed
i drive a tricycle whats up
tell me that doesnt scream money
if that doesnt scream money he will because he clearly needs it
bro got that undercut or something
real
bro go no cut
i call that the fungus cut
air bender
Bro looks like a Mii
skulll
baaaaaalding
His hair resigned
real
but u forgot about me 
@umbral wind im disappointed
Mo
If lebron and kevin hart had a son
Forgot about you?
Oh why
"I've seen gms with the same elo as you"
"I don't want the clout"
And now u make yourself titled smhhhhh
Oh it’s just for TT smh
It’s only NM🙄
U said u didn't want the clout
I don’t want the clout
I just wanna play TT and bullet brawl legit the only reason
They gave me this role automatically
Erm
Erm
hello
0,-1 / 1,-2 / -4,0 / 0,3 / 1,0 / 3,-2 / -4,0 / -4,0 / -2,2 / -1,0 / 0,-3 / -3,0
I just checked if I was in the chess.com server 😂
Lol out loud
SZIA BÁLINT
💀💀💀
jujj
I heard that he plans to run. However, considering his age, perhaps walking would be a better option.
TRUE
or not move at all
or just lie down
Hes very old and mentally everything else but fit 
Also to be honest I doubt he will make it another 4 years. He just wants to keep Donaldos Trumpos out of the white house because he believes he would cause damage

I just saw the first few minutes of this debate and Biden is just too old

Trump has a hood pass from me
I mean Im german but if I could vote for USA I would vote for myself to hand over zhe USA to germany 
And maybe invade some countries just for fun

@jaunty kindle Germany is a sci fi dystopia now
@jaunty kindle Germany just jailed a woman who speaking ill of migrants after she was beaten and had other things done to her
Her time in jail exceeded any of the offenders
The EU is horrifying
I mean the german government is just... speechless
Say hi to the antique discontinued casio calculator hi antique discontinued casio calculator now im very pissed on the black dots and i thought it was the aluminium i tried to pry the lcd open i guess i pried the wrong layer now my antique calculator has black dots and a little display problem ahhahahshahahshdbfrbdjsklzncbdksiwyajz
Florida needs to be a model for the USA best run state balanced budget tough on crime etc
Family and parental rights
Its hot and my black ass sweats all day errryday but suns out guns out you know what im sayin my arms are getting swole patrol use tank tops daily
If I could vote or propose changes to laws, I would advocate for a bill addressing the increased number of interracial relationships between Americans and Filipinas showcased on TikTok, which some find cringeworthy- by some, I mean myself.
I would prohibit TikTok completely
Ban social media.
Ban chess
Just ban everything'
Yeah you are banned
I am.
North Corea but better

@tribal silo @wise mortar ban this user
Banned
skull emote
Smh shaking
Bro pinged me as if i am the server owner or something
Then, I'd advocate for Euro-Asian bilateral relationships lmao.
I would secure border, tax overweight people, voting rights are only for tax payers property owners or military service, decriminalize all drugs, abortion free for all, stop all foreign aid, make peace with my homeboy Putin, labor camps for those who default on student loans, increase taxes for bottom 80%, eliminate Medicaid/medicare, make tobacco products cheaper
Yeah north carolina buss
Lil beo think he is trump
@wise mortar Trump is a liberal who wants welfare etc I don’t like him
Alpha male banned me after pinging himself.
Smartest highschool student
Skul
Skul
It takes an enormous amount r of effort to become overweight consuming excess calories regularly
Yes it takes effort to consume calories
no it don't
You have to take your hand and grasp the cheese it’s or soda and bring to your mouth and then consume
You literally have to just exist and do nothing to be mean
Bro do you have any pop?
Meat vegetables eggs nuts oats some fruit
I’m FIRE financial independence retire early it’s cheaper to eat healthy too helps
Me save and invest more
My atoms have atoms
Trying to retire at 50
typical
Me too,
Someone gotta dole out those psych meds
Climate change is a hoax.
Bjorn Lomborg
PJSALT
I used to enjoy iced coffee with a shot of espresso before work, but then I realized that having healthy teeth is more important than feeling temporarily motivated to start my work.
I forgot tot and out trash last night
Now my cans gonna be full by Tuesday mang
don't you have a local landfill you could take them to?
These damn raccoons that live outside gonna eat it
Trash is Tuesday Friday
here thursdays
Hey everyone, I hope you are doing great! By the way, I'm new to chess and I really want to learn and improve my game. I would be happy if anybody could help me. My DMs are open—I want to make friends who are interested in chess!
I have to pour vinegar in trash so raccoons don’t get in
you could save $4.99 annually if you did away with the raccoons.
on vinegar
use baking soda instead? it won't spoil the trash as fast
neutralizes odors also
have you considered producing less trash
Do you need a coach? 
I have. That's the reason why I chose to live alone
Imagine the amount of trash a household can produce. Dang!
Hi! Thanks for reaching out. I'm definitely interested in improving my game and would love to know more about coaching. What kind of coaching do you offer, and how does it work?
I can guide you to legitimate and trustworthy coaches. I have a few names on my list.
do u
Hola
Thank you so much for offering to help! I'd appreciate any recommendations you have. Could you please share the names of the coaches and a bit about their coaching style or approach?
We have MightyMarkus, IM Elliot, PrinceNightlen, and @lapis lava
nightlen lmfao
nightlen lmfao
He's a mod. He is trustworthy.
yeah but hes low elo and can only get u so far
You don't need to be 2500+ to coach other players. Besides, Areeb is less than 500 rated
i always liked the early game mentors who give you your first sword or your first spell
is 400 enough ma'am
400 what rupiah
I will circle back to you when you start making sense.
yap with sense big dawg
ok
apology accepted
thanks
now, vanish into thin air
your like 2400 wtf
no way 2400 where
cc
cap
professional mouseslipper
Check dms
Thank you for the recommendations! Could you tell me a bit more about MightyMarkus, IM Elliot, PrinceNightlen, and @! sock? I'd love to know their coaching styles and any other details that might help me decide who to reach out to.
alr
u can just dm every one of them
Please make sure to contact them. I haven't arranged a meeting with them yet to talk about their coaching styles. I'm running this business alone, hence, the lack of information in that part.
Quit involving the server over political issues
Thank you for the recommendations! Just to clarify, I'm currently looking for non-paid coaching options. Could you let me know if any of them offer free coaching or guidance? I appreciate your understanding!
I understand. Unfortunately, I don't have any names to recommend for unpaid coaching. You can check https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040028251965358121 for some basic tips in learning chess. You may also explore #💬〡improvement-talk and #1039982616159465595
Good luck with your journey in chess! have fun and play fairly
This too funny
lol
No coach will coach you for free
Your best friend is youtube on that case
It has a lot of videos for beginners all the way to advanced
You also have a lot of websites to search for
You can do it by yourself
I would advice you to find a coach when you are a bit higher rated
Cause its still easy to learn
ur 500 who u gonna coach
Thank you for the guidance and the well-wishes! I'll definitely check out those channels and explore the FAQs for tips. I'm looking forward to learning and improving with everyone here. Thanks again!
Happy to help!
your mom
Thank you for the advice! I'll definitely explore YouTube and online resources for now. It makes sense to build a bit more experience before considering coaching. Appreciate your help!
angry to help
i didnt styart it
currently listening
we didnt start it

Dope song ngl
@digital phoenix
The what sir?
the who?
my friend groups brainrot is starting to affect me
trying to talk anything other than brainrot with bro in 2024:
cant talk about anything seriosly anymore 💀
meowwwww
you know in 3000 years anthropologists are gonna think of furries the same way as we do with egyptian gods
oh hellllll naaaaa
oh god 💀
Not when this message of yours is documented well 😉
the internet
have you guys played craaaazy taxi
nope, but i encountered a crazy taxi driver before. it happened 2 years ago.
rude for you to call me that 😠
kids, sometimes being delusional can save you.
Erm
Yeah 14 years ago

delulu
Let me tell you the story on how being delulu saved me

dahlia you need to work on your typing skills.
It happened 2 years ago. I had dinner with my friends. After a long chitchat and shenanigans, I took a random taxi to drive me home. It was around 11:00 in the evening. I sat comfortably at the back of the car when I noticed the driver was looking at me through his rearview mirror. When our eyes crossed, he gave me a weird smile. Similar smile you get at the club from strangers who are either drunk or pretending to be drunk , but this time the person is sober. I knew from that moment I had to turn on my "friendly chatty ball of sunshine" personality to divert the awkward situation. I asked him questions about his day, his work, and how he felt that everything was expensive due to inflation. It was a good conversation at first. Then, he started to fire up questions about my night, where I [exactly] live, my job, where I work, and if I live with someone. My scared ass pushed me to come up with an impromptu fake story about my life. I told him that I had dinner with my friends and I felt a little sad because my (imaginary) boyfriend of three years, a European who works as an IT Director at an international company in BGC (a place in my country) missed to have dinner with us due to work stuff. I told him I lost my entry level job two weeks ago (so he wouldnt think of getting money from me or something because this girl is broke af), and my boyfriend wanted me to stay at his place and offered me a position at his current company. To make the story sound more convincing, I told him that starting next week, I would stay at my bf's place and find someone to rent my apartment. Also, I declined my boyfriend's help in my job search because I didnt want my bf to think that I was taking advantage of him. I told the driver how nice and sweet my 40 year-old boyfriend to me. I told him my boyfriend drives from BGC to my place every other day to have breakfast or lunch with me (said this so he would think that I'm always with someone). By this time, I could feel that he was already convinced with my made up story. But actually, I think I was the one who got 100% swayed by my fake story because I still had so many made up scenes in my head about my boyfriend and I lol. Anyway, before I left the car, the driver wrote his number on a paper and asked me to call him when I move in to my boyfriend's place. He said he wouldn't charge me for it.
Read!
"You need to work on your typing skills"
Dahila: and I took that personally
Two years ago, after dinner with friends, the narrator took a taxi home late at night. The driver made her uncomfortable with his stare, prompting her to create a fictional story about having a European boyfriend who worked as an IT Director in BGC. She fabricated details about losing her job and moving in with him, which seemed to convince the driver. He even gave her his number, believing they would reconnect once she moved in with her boyfriend.
also ur profile is rly pretty 🎀
Damn
Yes
do u remember me?
Nah WHAT THE actual pasta?
it is not
i believe that happened
Ohk
Ofc I remember you

what are some of your favourite chess channels to learn, for absolute beginners
Creepy as hell
Even chat gpt couldn’t summarize this
Finegold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK2TQnDqwE&list=PLQ1Ut3kv7QL6M-8cePHQNVEK6WkxA8vI0 his sense of humour is very love-him-or-hate-him, but he keeps hammering the fundamentals
great stories are worth reading. just like having a great person in your life. you dont rush things nor give up when it's not exciting. you wait. and wait and wait
sorry but I AINT READIN ALLAT
My dreams are better no offense
Like heck I had a dream I called yellow hotel
Coz it was way too good
thank you for being part of my blocked list
you are mean
I’m so sorry my guy :(
You’re gonna lose your wife and kids because of her block
I am saving this and making it a meme later @slender jolt
Like how dare you not waste your time ?
you guys are silly
fortunately i dont have non of those yet
Davue
I have a suggestion
Become a billionaire and get married
I highly suggest that
im planning on it haha. wish you the same
@grim edge dont block too many people out of your life. you will feel alone
- there are plenty of people so she’s pretty replaceable
are you mad at me
Just sayin 🗿
you are right. plenty of people indeed. but the sad part is they will never be me
Hi everyone
Best part*
Evening
neko has some beef with dahlia

I don’t like attention seekers ngl 😭
sure. that's what they all say in the first two weeks
ohh who is tell me
If that’s true, I give you my respect
I’ll keep you wondering
🫂
preach bro!
i have a bigger fish to fry. aint doing none
Its an honor to have your respect 🚡
🥶
You do smell like fish 🗿
Guys please stop me
Best jawline
it's my signature scent, dear
I’m sorry for you
thank you for being nice and empathic towards me. youre my favorite person now
What type of fish
Salmon
I love salmon
I’m glad that we can chat on discord instead of irl 😄
Fr, I don’t want to be near fish market
You see? I feel like you know me so well. Honetly, i havent felt seen and heard like this before. We should be buddies, Neko
Looks like you’re soulmates
i know right!
I’d rather get checkmated
😭
it's just so nice that theres someone who fully understand me
Neko, youre my favorite person in this server
Freaking hell I was playing chess with my cousin today
Like irl board
And he used stockfish
Dang
😭🙏
Spy I’m bored
Same
Honestly download Twitter, you’ll be pretty entertained for the first 10 minutes 😭
Fr
Everyone is a hypocrite, most people are utterly stupid and I can’t stand watching onlyfans offers on any threads anymore
