#💬〡general-off-topic

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crimson fern
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illogical ppl

marsh wave
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i'm changing my name

clever frost
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Changing it to what?

marsh wave
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I was thinking about it

clever frost
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Feminine or masculine

marsh wave
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hmm good question

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I'm pretty feminine tbh

unreal fossil
clever frost
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Was that a suggestion?

marsh wave
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?

cursive pawn
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Hi

crimson fern
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bro you're a bro

clever frost
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Okay grubsitch your new name is dave

marsh wave
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Do you want it to be?

crimson fern
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so dont think about tricking girls into thinking you're a girl

marsh wave
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I'm not a girl.

marsh wave
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I never said I was.

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I said I were feminine

unreal fossil
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Nuh uh

clever frost
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I can’t hear your voice

crimson fern
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"i said i were feminine" sounds like you think you're a girl

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but you just said you're not a girl

clever frost
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Effeminate men exist

marsh wave
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Logical

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No I don't think I am.

clever frost
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No like twinks

marsh wave
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I'm just hip.

marsh wave
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cute doggo

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It's about to go down!

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Chanting*

marsh wave
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you have talent

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Is that malfoy?

clever frost
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I don’t know how to spell her name

crimson fern
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hermoine, really is that a question

marsh wave
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no

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I'm just irking you

clever frost
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My wife and I watched all the Harry Potter movies a few months ago it was awesome

marsh wave
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I watched them all as they were released.

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but haven't rewatched

marsh wave
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you're exhausting

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lol

marsh wave
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accurate enough?

crimson fern
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copycat

marsh wave
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lol

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he playing with her cc account if you know what im saying

tribal silo
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take me in the chuga choo choo to hogwatts

tribal silo
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Im the real harry winston fan.

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@crimson fern

marsh wave
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beast it's you!

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react

tribal silo
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Read all them percy jackson stuff🔥

tribal silo
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Michael jackson is so cool, hes also the son of neptune

crimson fern
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again copycat think of your own stuff, you lack originality how the hell are you an author?

tribal silo
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I be reading those long yappy books

marsh wave
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lol

tribal silo
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Like omg

marsh wave
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youre so funny

tribal silo
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Big fan

marsh wave
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you want to read my books?

tribal silo
tribal silo
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I know u are patruna

marsh wave
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is jelly bean

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night ya'll i'll bbl

crimson fern
tribal silo
marsh wave
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lmao bye

marsh wave
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wut?

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you never watch that show

crimson fern
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thats innappropraite

marsh wave
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NO it's hilarious

crimson fern
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inappropriate

marsh wave
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whatever pg 13 discord

crimson fern
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keep that to yourself bro

marsh wave
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it wouldn't be a gif if it didn't gif

crimson fern
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that should be R

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lots of things shouldnt be gifs

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its someone's choice to post

marsh wave
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yeah so?

crimson fern
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and you had to pick that one?

crimson fern
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of all of them that were appropriate

marsh wave
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omg im offended

tribal silo
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Im offended too

marsh wave
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beast!

tribal silo
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Sjw club roll out

crimson fern
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lol you react with a gif with a girl yawning, even tho you're a bro? like no originality whatsoever

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you prob suck at writing

crimson fern
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bye now

gilded lava
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@umbral wind congrats on NM title bro

random drum
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yo @umbral wind you forgot about me Sadge . also congrats on NM title

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I hope you play TT and have a good score and get accused by kramnik

wise mortar
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Erm

coral quartz
grim edge
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@open fjord

open fjord
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wat?

ember pollen
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yo

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I realized I got abs now

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so Ill have to say goodbye
Bye nerds, workout and strike first

clear lotus
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yo

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what is up

clever frost
clever frost
cedar ember
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real

gilded lava
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Hi

tribal silo
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@nocturne elk

nocturne elk
gusty kite
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I think that we should change the rules of chess /j

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We should make it a full on battle royale

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erase the turn based aspect of it

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and no moving rules

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full on fortnite

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(/joke)

tribal silo
nocturne elk
nocturne elk
worn iceBOT
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silent quest
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sip taylor

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You got any slipknot concert tickets?

tribal silo
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What is bro

wise mortar
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@nocturne elk

old orchid
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hi

tribal silo
olive crane
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gyat

tribal silo
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Mods ban him

wise mortar
tribal silo
prisma flare
tribal silo
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Thats actually diabolical

wise mortar
silent quest
olive crane
wise mortar
nocturne elk
nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Smh my head he thinks i am lil beo

olive crane
wise mortar
nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Skull

nocturne elk
olive crane
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bro is an alt

nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Pluh

olive crane
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bro has 2 accounts

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ban this individual

nocturne elk
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lil beo is NOT sherlock holmes

tribal silo
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If you dont stop this , youre going on the time out corner

silent quest
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Holy shet

olive crane
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blackhole sun

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wont you come

silent quest
nocturne elk
nocturne elk
silent quest
tribal silo
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Bro is special

nocturne elk
olive crane
tribal silo
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Oh my god!!

nocturne elk
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Oh my guat

olive crane
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oh my gyat

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ngl oh my gyat goes hard

silent quest
tribal silo
olive crane
tribal silo
olive crane
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wont you come

tribal silo
olive crane
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skull

tribal silo
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I love bullet chess!
You wont last 30 seconds playing this game!

nocturne elk
nocturne elk
tribal silo
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Did sarah from 5 miles away message you

silent quest
olive crane
tribal silo
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Damn i need to ask sarah for nitro too

silent quest
tribal silo
silent quest
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Claim itsip

tribal silo
olive crane
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blackhole sun

silent quest
# tribal silo Wat

They do it every year i believe , through epic games for users who never had any nitro before but again you gotta connect your bank acc an shi its like a free trial

olive crane
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wont you come

nocturne elk
olive crane
tribal silo
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Thanos is sigma

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Partuja agrees with me

olive crane
olive crane
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@nocturne elk post that weird fish here lil beo

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not the one im sending

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yeee

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crazyyyy

tribal silo
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Are you still watching netflix?

olive crane
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SKULL

nocturne elk
olive crane
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ngl that is litterally my snake

olive crane
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@tribal silo is the throat goat

tribal silo
olive crane
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i completely fumbled the lyrics

olive crane
tribal silo
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Goofy ahh italian chess skul

nocturne elk
olive crane
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gyat

olive crane
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L sticker

nocturne elk
olive crane
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bro keeps ading stuff in ym dictionary

nocturne elk
nocturne elk
olive crane
tribal silo
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Yall zestier than a lime

nocturne elk
olive crane
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ambata

olive crane
echo kestrel
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My favorite message in this entire server

fervent comet
slate owl
fervent comet
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SMH

slate owl
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wdym girls?

vague burrow
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mommy's back :3

slate owl
nocturne elk
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oh my guat

fervent comet
echo kestrel
fervent comet
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💀

slate owl
fervent comet
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noo

vague burrow
fervent comet
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i thought

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nvm

slate owl
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language

echo kestrel
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She's OBSESSED with me

nocturne elk
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:skull:

echo kestrel
fervent comet
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e dating 💀

slate owl
sharp swan
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ah hell nah

fervent comet
echo kestrel
fervent comet
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LOL

green sentinel
echo kestrel
fervent comet
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💀

green sentinel
green sentinel
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She dated her gender for a brief period of time and you just changed your gender for that brief period of time...

fervent comet
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💀

nocturne elk
nocturne elk
echo kestrel
fervent comet
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exposing yourself is crazy

tribal silo
cinder zenith
glass kiln
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Deal with it yourself.

nocturne elk
sharp swan
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whats the best server to find gals

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cause im tryna find gals

nocturne elk
tribal silo
sharp swan
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lmaooo

nocturne elk
glass kiln
glass kiln
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1

sharp swan
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want 4 more?

tribal silo
glass kiln
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Nah

sharp swan
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is he coming back

sharp swan
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lmao is that edp

tribal silo
glass kiln
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I can hear him chewing

nocturne elk
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bro rocking the joe rogan hairline

tribal silo
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Thats sarah

sharp swan
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omg dadyyy

tribal silo
nocturne elk
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💀

tribal silo
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U are not slick

sharp swan
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nahh

tribal silo
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Someone check his hard drive

nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Dont steal my gif lil beo

nocturne elk
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what is this a crossover

tribal silo
wise mortar
tribal silo
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Blud

wise mortar
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Unblock me

nocturne elk
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@Sewer Mog

tribal silo
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You on the other hand are a gargoyle

nocturne elk
glass kiln
wise mortar
glass kiln
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I blocked like at least 30 ppl on this server lmao

tribal silo
nocturne elk
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skul

wise mortar
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Cant u blame us, you put yourself in that situation

tribal silo
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Aint no way bro

glass kiln
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So did you be careful.

wise mortar
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He is asking for it

glass kiln
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I see you.

tribal silo
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No you do not

wise mortar
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Ok i am the new server owner

tribal silo
wise mortar
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😎

nocturne elk
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@wise mortar is this real chat

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@Server Owner

tribal silo
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Ohmgawh

glass kiln
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SOMEONE ELSE CALLED SERVER OWNER I'M THE ONLY REAL ONE

wise mortar
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Me the realsies

nocturne elk
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BRO

tribal silo
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Im the real deal

glass kiln
wise mortar
tribal silo
glass kiln
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Rip in piss

tribal silo
wise mortar
glass kiln
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Banned.

nocturne elk
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*server owner and server owner are typing ... *

wise mortar
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Thanks

tribal silo
nocturne elk
tribal silo
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We are at edge

nocturne elk
glass kiln
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You, me, gas station

tribal silo
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As the owner im adding 30 second unskippable ads in each chess game @everyoene

glass kiln
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As the server owner we are actually in a quantum state of existence

tribal silo
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As the server owner we charge 50 cents per a rated game

glass kiln
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As the server owner Aye

echo kestrel
wise mortar
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Fr

echo kestrel
tribal silo
wise mortar
tribal silo
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Bro thinkes hes me

nocturne elk
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BRO

wise mortar
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Lil beo i am the real one

glass kiln
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Well I'm better than yall

tribal silo
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Bro goofy skull

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Dont let bro cook

nocturne elk
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oh my guat

ruby isle
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are there any bots available to play chess on discord?

fervent comet
wise mortar
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Realsies

nocturne elk
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dude i dont even know who is who and im too lazy to click lol

tribal silo
fervent comet
wise mortar
tribal silo
nocturne elk
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wtf

fervent comet
tribal silo
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Im as real and sincere as a YouTube apology

tribal silo
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Sku

nocturne elk
wise mortar
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@fervent comet this is you, sit down

tribal silo
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@wise mortar lets sword fight

nocturne elk
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least deranged looking chesscom chat

tribal silo
glass kiln
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It's bottom G

wise mortar
tribal silo
fervent comet
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:(

glass kiln
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Unpurged.

fervent comet
wise mortar
tribal silo
glass kiln
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Everyone banned

glass kiln
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In order to stay in the server, you have to beat stockfish down a queen.

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Finally.

wise mortar
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Whar

nocturne elk
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LMFAO

glass kiln
tribal silo
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Skul

marsh wave
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smack him!

wise mortar
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Yo

fervent comet
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adeylnn ahh response

nocturne elk
glass kiln
tribal silo
wise mortar
marsh wave
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lol

glass kiln
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Me, myself and I have decided that you're dead

nocturne elk
glass kiln
glass kiln
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English or Spanish ?

wise mortar
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Sicilian

nocturne elk
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gucci piano

wise mortar
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Gucci gang

nocturne elk
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bro one pfp is slightly larger lol

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gotta fix that

fervent comet
wise mortar
glass kiln
nocturne elk
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bruh

nocturne elk
fervent comet
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@wise mortar why u trying to be me again

wise mortar
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Are u sirius right neow

nocturne elk
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lmfao

fervent comet
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WHY U TRYING TO BE ME AGAIN

wise mortar
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I love femboys uwu

fervent comet
nocturne elk
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ok but now it is quite obvious who is who because of the size lol

fervent comet
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I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT

fervent comet
glass kiln
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I'm confused now

fervent comet
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one is a fake

wise mortar
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Me realsies

fervent comet
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see

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one is zoomed in

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he picture on the fake one is more zoomed in

glass kiln
wise mortar
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I am Ahmad Hassaan from Pakistan

fervent comet
wise mortar
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See i know my name

nocturne elk
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LMAO

fervent comet
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4 WORD NAME SAY IT

nocturne elk
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this is so funny when the pfp changes as a new message pops up below

glass kiln
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Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetwewevwe Ugwemubwem Osas

wise mortar
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Abdul Ahmad Said Hasaan

fervent comet
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SKULL

fervent comet
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and u added it in the wrong place

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so u messed up buddy

fervent comet
wise mortar
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Skull

olive crane
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skibidi

tribal silo
glass kiln
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There are people called Said

wise mortar
glass kiln
fervent comet
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Saeed is fine Said is a crime

wise mortar
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Lol

glass kiln
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HEY

nocturne elk
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oh my gyat

glass kiln
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Haha you have the circle L

wise mortar
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💀💀

fervent comet
fervent comet
olive crane
glass kiln
wise mortar
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Lmao

marsh wave
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grrrr

nocturne elk
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is this real chat

glass kiln
fervent comet
olive crane
fervent comet
wise mortar
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Realsies

nocturne elk
fervent comet
olive crane
nocturne elk
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real eyes realise real lies

wise mortar
fervent comet
olive crane
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how did bro messup the caption

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the your'e is CRAZY

wise mortar
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Ure*

nocturne elk
olive crane
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true

olive crane
nocturne elk
fervent comet
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👹 🏝️

nocturne elk
fervent comet
nocturne elk
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lol finally found this android version

olive crane
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i spotted the c word

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it could be istock

olive crane
raven rover
fervent comet
fervent comet
olive crane
raven rover
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he out the hood anytime

fervent comet
nocturne elk
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wat

raven rover
wise mortar
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Smh head what is this convo

nocturne elk
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lmfao

fervent comet
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he can say it smh

nocturne elk
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the zoom is killing me KEKW

wise mortar
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Erm?

nocturne elk
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LMAO

fervent comet
nocturne elk
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bro looked about 200x larger

lapis brook
grim edge
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Wimbledon starts on Monday mfssa

fervent comet
nocturne elk
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who is mufassa

olive crane
wise mortar
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Me

nocturne elk
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LMAO

raven rover
fervent comet
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DO NOT RUIN MY LION KING

grim edge
raven rover
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whys there a random fried shrimp emoji

nocturne elk
fervent comet
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💀

grim edge
raven rover
grim edge
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If I did I would've gone to jail

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If I attacked him the white room would've gone all out

raven rover
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nah youre the main character

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plot armor

grim edge
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Lmfap

raven rover
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what he said

fervent comet
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LADAH

grim edge
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I'm actually reading the light novel of it @raven rover and it's pretty good

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I'd recommend if you watched all seasons

raven rover
grim edge
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Ah, I'm on volume 4 I think?

raven rover
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good volume

grim edge
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Another uninhibited island exam

raven rover
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youll love voluke 8 for no particular reason

raven rover
fervent comet
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confirmed

raven rover
grim edge
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My bad

raven rover
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tell me that doesnt scream money

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if that doesnt scream money he will because he clearly needs it

nocturne elk
fervent comet
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real

raven rover
raven rover
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i call that the fungus cut

nocturne elk
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skulll

glass kiln
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baaaaaalding

nocturne elk
glass kiln
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His hair resigned

nocturne elk
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real

random drum
lament jacinth
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@umbral wind im disappointed

tribal silo
silent quest
umbral wind
umbral wind
lament jacinth
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And now u make yourself titled smhhhhh

umbral wind
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It’s only NM🙄

lament jacinth
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U said u didn't want the clout

umbral wind
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I don’t want the clout

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I just wanna play TT and bullet brawl legit the only reason

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They gave me this role automatically

lament jacinth
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I think u said that

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In April 2023

sleek zealot
umbral wind
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Yeah titles mean nothing except on chess.com lmao

wise mortar
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Erm

nocturne elk
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Erm

valid frost
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hello

vital acorn
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0,-1 / 1,-2 / -4,0 / 0,3 / 1,0 / 3,-2 / -4,0 / -4,0 / -2,2 / -1,0 / 0,-3 / -3,0

green sentinel
wise mortar
sleek oriole
grim edge
sleek zealot
echo kestrel
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ChatGPT is bugging. I broke it

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(It's Biden)

grim edge
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I heard that he plans to run. However, considering his age, perhaps walking would be a better option.

grim edge
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or not move at all

sleek oriole
jaunty kindle
grim edge
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Why ru guys awake

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It’s so early

jaunty kindle
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I just saw the first few minutes of this debate and Biden is just too oldshrug unwise

grim edge
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Trump has a hood pass from me

jaunty kindle
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I mean Im german but if I could vote for USA I would vote for myself to hand over zhe USA to germany KEKW

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And maybe invade some countries just for funshrug shrug

grim edge
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@jaunty kindle Germany is a sci fi dystopia now

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@jaunty kindle Germany just jailed a woman who speaking ill of migrants after she was beaten and had other things done to her

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Her time in jail exceeded any of the offenders

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The EU is horrifying

jaunty kindle
grim edge
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My main man Vivek should have been on that stage last night

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Or DeSantis

vital acorn
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Say hi to the antique discontinued casio calculator hi antique discontinued casio calculator now im very pissed on the black dots and i thought it was the aluminium i tried to pry the lcd open i guess i pried the wrong layer now my antique calculator has black dots and a little display problem ahhahahshahahshdbfrbdjsklzncbdksiwyajz

grim edge
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Florida needs to be a model for the USA best run state balanced budget tough on crime etc

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Family and parental rights

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Its hot and my black ass sweats all day errryday but suns out guns out you know what im sayin my arms are getting swole patrol use tank tops daily

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If I could vote or propose changes to laws, I would advocate for a bill addressing the increased number of interracial relationships between Americans and Filipinas showcased on TikTok, which some find cringeworthy- by some, I mean myself.

jaunty kindle
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I would prohibit TikTok completely

marsh wave
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Ban social media.

wise mortar
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Ban chess

marsh wave
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Just ban everything'

wise mortar
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Yeah you are banned

marsh wave
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I am.

jaunty kindle
wise mortar
jaunty kindle
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Banned

wise mortar
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@glass kiln

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I mentioned myself 💀

marsh wave
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skull emote

wise mortar
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Smh shaking

tribal silo
grim edge
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Then, I'd advocate for Euro-Asian bilateral relationships lmao.

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I would secure border, tax overweight people, voting rights are only for tax payers property owners or military service, decriminalize all drugs, abortion free for all, stop all foreign aid, make peace with my homeboy Putin, labor camps for those who default on student loans, increase taxes for bottom 80%, eliminate Medicaid/medicare, make tobacco products cheaper

grim edge
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@wise mortar Trump is a liberal who wants welfare etc I don’t like him

marsh wave
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Alpha male banned me after pinging himself.

grim edge
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And he is overweight

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I don’t think an overweight person should be in office

marsh wave
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What?

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I'm overweight why can't I be in office?

tribal silo
marsh wave
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Cause I'd spend to much time eating.

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that's why

grim edge
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It shows xharaceee

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Character

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Or lack thereof

tribal silo
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Skul

wise mortar
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Skul

grim edge
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It takes an enormous amount r of effort to become overweight consuming excess calories regularly

marsh wave
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effort?

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I think it's the opposite

grim edge
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Yes it takes effort to consume calories

marsh wave
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no it don't

grim edge
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You have to take your hand and grasp the cheese it’s or soda and bring to your mouth and then consume

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You literally have to just exist and do nothing to be mean

marsh wave
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Bro do you have any pop?

grim edge
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Lean

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I don’t drink any calories

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Black coffee and water

marsh wave
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me too

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Usually I add sugar in the morning

grim edge
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Meat vegetables eggs nuts oats some fruit

marsh wave
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you are a cardiovascular pro

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dudes arteries have arteries

grim edge
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I’m FIRE financial independence retire early it’s cheaper to eat healthy too helps
Me save and invest more

jaunty kindle
grim edge
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Trying to retire at 50

marsh wave
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typical

grim edge
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Man I gotta go to work now n

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Lame

marsh wave
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Me too,

grim edge
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Someone gotta dole out those psych meds

marsh wave
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Climate change is a hoax.

grim edge
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Bjorn Lomborg

marsh wave
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PJSALT

grim edge
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I used to enjoy iced coffee with a shot of espresso before work, but then I realized that having healthy teeth is more important than feeling temporarily motivated to start my work.

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I forgot tot and out trash last night

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Now my cans gonna be full by Tuesday mang

marsh wave
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don't you have a local landfill you could take them to?

grim edge
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These damn raccoons that live outside gonna eat it

marsh wave
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You don't compost?

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Ah,

grim edge
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Trash is Tuesday Friday

marsh wave
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here thursdays

candid wadi
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Hey everyone, I hope you are doing great! By the way, I'm new to chess and I really want to learn and improve my game. I would be happy if anybody could help me. My DMs are open—I want to make friends who are interested in chess!

grim edge
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I have to pour vinegar in trash so raccoons don’t get in

marsh wave
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you could save $4.99 annually if you did away with the raccoons.

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on vinegar

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use baking soda instead? it won't spoil the trash as fast

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neutralizes odors also

still glade
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have you considered producing less trash

grim edge
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Imagine the amount of trash a household can produce. Dang!

candid wadi
grim edge
digital phoenix
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do u

grim edge
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Yes

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I have everything that you guys need.

young palm
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Hola

candid wadi
grim edge
grim edge
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He's a mod. He is trustworthy.

digital phoenix
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yeah but hes low elo and can only get u so far

grim edge
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You don't need to be 2500+ to coach other players. Besides, Areeb is less than 500 rated

still glade
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i always liked the early game mentors who give you your first sword or your first spell

digital phoenix
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400 what rupiah

grim edge
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yap with sense big dawg

strange frost
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ok

grim edge
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apology accepted

strange frost
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thanks

grim edge
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now, vanish into thin air

lapis brook
digital phoenix
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no way 2400 where

lapis brook
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cc

digital phoenix
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cap

lapis brook
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professional mouseslipper

young palm
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Rob dillingham and Wemby next season

candid wadi
candid wadi
digital phoenix
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u can just dm every one of them

grim edge
crimson fern
candid wadi
grim edge
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Good luck with your journey in chess! have fun and play fairly

rapid pawn
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This too funny

marsh wave
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lol

rapid pawn
lime lava
marsh wave
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I'd coach for free.

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For fun. Learning experience.

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but who'd want my help... tbh

digital phoenix
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ur 500 who u gonna coach

candid wadi
grim edge
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Happy to help!

lapis brook
candid wadi
digital phoenix
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angry to help

grim edge
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currently listening

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we didnt start it

cinder zenith
grim edge
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another one!

vestal basin
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Moral Of The Story

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Good song

lapis brook
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@digital phoenix

marsh wave
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What is this.

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@grim edge

grim edge
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The what sir?

marsh wave
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the who?

dire cargo
glass grail
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my friend groups brainrot is starting to affect me

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trying to talk anything other than brainrot with bro in 2024:

glass grail
fiery beacon
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meowwwww

flat kraken
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you know in 3000 years anthropologists are gonna think of furries the same way as we do with egyptian gods

nocturne elk
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oh hellllll naaaaa

green sentinel
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Not when this message of yours is documented well 😉

the internet

stable perch
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have you guys played craaaazy taxi

grim edge
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nope, but i encountered a crazy taxi driver before. it happened 2 years ago.

flat kraken
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rude for you to call me that 😠

grim edge
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kids, sometimes being delusional can save you.

wise mortar
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Erm

wise mortar
cinder zenith
sleek oriole
grim edge
vestal basin
sleek oriole
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dahlia you need to work on your typing skills.

grim edge
#

It happened 2 years ago. I had dinner with my friends. After a long chitchat and shenanigans, I took a random taxi to drive me home. It was around 11:00 in the evening. I sat comfortably at the back of the car when I noticed the driver was looking at me through his rearview mirror. When our eyes crossed, he gave me a weird smile. Similar smile you get at the club from strangers who are either drunk or pretending to be drunk , but this time the person is sober. I knew from that moment I had to turn on my "friendly chatty ball of sunshine" personality to divert the awkward situation. I asked him questions about his day, his work, and how he felt that everything was expensive due to inflation. It was a good conversation at first. Then, he started to fire up questions about my night, where I [exactly] live, my job, where I work, and if I live with someone. My scared ass pushed me to come up with an impromptu fake story about my life. I told him that I had dinner with my friends and I felt a little sad because my (imaginary) boyfriend of three years, a European who works as an IT Director at an international company in BGC (a place in my country) missed to have dinner with us due to work stuff. I told him I lost my entry level job two weeks ago (so he wouldnt think of getting money from me or something because this girl is broke af), and my boyfriend wanted me to stay at his place and offered me a position at his current company. To make the story sound more convincing, I told him that starting next week, I would stay at my bf's place and find someone to rent my apartment. Also, I declined my boyfriend's help in my job search because I didnt want my bf to think that I was taking advantage of him. I told the driver how nice and sweet my 40 year-old boyfriend to me. I told him my boyfriend drives from BGC to my place every other day to have breakfast or lunch with me (said this so he would think that I'm always with someone). By this time, I could feel that he was already convinced with my made up story. But actually, I think I was the one who got 100% swayed by my fake story because I still had so many made up scenes in my head about my boyfriend and I lol. Anyway, before I left the car, the driver wrote his number on a paper and asked me to call him when I move in to my boyfriend's place. He said he wouldn't charge me for it.

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Read!

green sentinel
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"You need to work on your typing skills"
Dahila: and I took that personally

grim edge
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@sleek oriole

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omg that's a freaking paragraph

green sentinel
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Two years ago, after dinner with friends, the narrator took a taxi home late at night. The driver made her uncomfortable with his stare, prompting her to create a fictional story about having a European boyfriend who worked as an IT Director in BGC. She fabricated details about losing her job and moving in with him, which seemed to convince the driver. He even gave her his number, believing they would reconnect once she moved in with her boyfriend.

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also ur profile is rly pretty 🎀

cinder zenith
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Damn

random drum
grim edge
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it is not

still glade
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i believe that happened

grim edge
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i swear to my unborn kids

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this happened and my delusion saved me

vestal basin
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Ohk

umbral wind
spare haven
sharp pawn
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what are some of your favourite chess channels to learn, for absolute beginners

static rose
still glade
grim edge
sleek oriole
static rose
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Like heck I had a dream I called yellow hotel

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Coz it was way too good

grim edge
sleek oriole
static rose
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You’re gonna lose your wife and kids because of her block

slender jolt
static rose
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Like how dare you not waste your time ?

grim edge
#

you guys are silly

sleek oriole
static rose
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Davue

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I have a suggestion

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Become a billionaire and get married

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I highly suggest that

sleek oriole
grim edge
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so many blocked messages

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ugh

static rose
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Dahlia?

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Can I promise you something?

sleek oriole
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@grim edge dont block too many people out of your life. you will feel alone

grim edge
#

another blocked message

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please stop. it's annoying

static rose
sleek oriole
static rose
#

Just sayin 🗿

grim edge
#

Hi everyone

static rose
sleek oriole
#

neko has some beef with dahlia

grim edge
static rose
grim edge
grim edge
grim edge
static rose
random drum
crimson fern
grim edge
static rose
grim edge
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🥶

static rose
static rose
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Guys please stop me

grim edge
static rose
grim edge
grim edge
static rose
grim edge
#

I love salmon

static rose
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I bet on my children’s life savings

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Its salmon

grim edge
#

I’m glad that we can chat on discord instead of irl 😄

static rose
grim edge
# static rose Salmon

You see? I feel like you know me so well. Honetly, i havent felt seen and heard like this before. We should be buddies, Neko

grim edge
static rose
grim edge
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it's just so nice that theres someone who fully understand me

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Neko, youre my favorite person in this server

static rose
#

Like irl board

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And he used stockfish

grim edge
#

Dang

static rose
#

HOW

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I got utterly cooked

grim edge
#

😭🙏

static rose
#

Spy I’m bored

grim edge
#

Same

static rose
#

I don’t have any social media platforms

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All I have is discord and spotify and c.ai

grim edge
#

Honestly download Twitter, you’ll be pretty entertained for the first 10 minutes 😭

static rose
#

I had twitter

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But its filled with negative energy its just crazy

grim edge
#

Fr

static rose
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Everyone is a hypocrite, most people are utterly stupid and I can’t stand watching onlyfans offers on any threads anymore

static rose
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I had enough of all social medias platforms but they’re calling for me

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Because of how bored I am