#💬〡general-off-topic
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Undercooked
Too salty
Bland
I already smashed 5+ mice and they werent even cheap xD
Who you calling weird
you and mairos, currently
They r weird indeed. I can confirm. Mods ban both
no bans needed
impressive show of dominance and passion in chess. i see you, max
You play bullet on the phone
What a legend
Im a princess
I hope so
Cya
I did b4 xD
Me and Mairos are chads
Mario fetish?
I want to make it clear that I am not leaving. I want you to know that I see your passion for chess and your dominating character.
?
No
Thats me
Ah now I understand 
Thx for the confidence

I havent slept for 20h btw

lmao, sleep and play chess again
2 more days till new record (just kidding)
Dominating character 
Hozier looks like a hobo
Stop sending these
Like a what?
mairos is spitting facts
A hobo
A homeless person is considered a hobo
Breh. I thought me meant "looks like a homo" lmfao
No if you want to see one of those all u gotta do is look in the mirror
But I couldnt afford a mirror if I was homo
thats crazy but look at this move 
I do whatever I want shut up
What… ne3 tho yeah?
Confused
Qh4
Oh ew
Akko’s 1st aluminum kit with magnetic switches, tri-mode and compatible with 3-pin mechanical switches. With magnetic switches, you can customize the actuation distance for gaming. Note: The Keycap set needs to be installed by yourself. Dynamic Keystrokes (DKS) Pressing a key can trigger four different key operations.D
And it’s just an avalanche
Cuh
Its fine too
45 dollar keyboard
yup!
Swapped the board and through in some Hall effects
Total price was around 110ish
Well I dont even know why I got the akko mod007B HE
I jusg wanted to have a good looking alu case keyboard 75% and maybe Hall Effect

Red dragon has Hall effect bruh
I have a Redragon K530 Draconic pro or whatever its called. I used it b4 the akko one
I got some of their K632’s?… can’t remember the SKU
I dont like black xD
White or "creamy"
#noracism (just kidding lmfao)
But alongside my daily driver I was sent another K8 pro so it’s ait
Top board that I posted earlier was like 12+25+20
Extremely cheap
Sadly I had to get a special kb layout because Im from germany and our keyboards have "öäü" so every time I want to use it I have to ALT+Q,Y,P
You can get diff keycaps dude
I thought about that but even the enter key is different in size
There are also tons of ISO layouts
I wasnt exactly sure if it fits lol
You realize that’s a standard size right
There are sets that accommodate those layouts
Yeah but I like the english layout more. Its better for programming having {[]} better accessible
Get two tbh
Breh that kb was around 250€

Right side is macro sim
Cope
Someone is into bees 
Bzzt
(I hate bees btw) xD
I hate hornets
When theres like a wasp or even a hornet in the same room as me Im completely out of my mind
Maybe I should make a therapy not even kidding lmfao
💀
What?
You already said this.
infront of like 5 people said "mac, since you play clash royal ive heard a joke recently... why are americans bad at clash royal? because theyve already lost 2 towers"
that was the worst akward silence ive experienced in a while
time sensitive question: what do i do
Lol
💀💀💀
there was like 10 second silence he added "...thats the end of the joke"... another 10 seconds passed, and we continued the lesson
Smh
yo i was in turkey
didnt eat a shawarma
ate some other shit tho
Congrats ig?
i almost ate u :(
ig its not that hard since youre about the height of a water bottle 
@lament jacinth
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Ew
u might wanna use that
No I like my height
how u look when u type it:
Hahahaha!!
guess what
Chicken bum
I WANTED TO SAY THAT
grrrr
@lament jacinth u r stupid
😠
Erm
Thamk u
u too
you are not sigma🤬
Elemayo
U seem bored
I should probably sleep
It's 2 03 am
yes
lol australia noob
Lil bro doxed herself
Australia is terrible would not recommend
Literally everyone knows I live in Australia
Im moving there imma fight some roos
I lived in Lebanon 11 years Australia 6 like who doesn't know
Lil beo got public lore
Ok ok as long as you are happy
Whar?! 💀💀💀💀
But yes i am Michael from India, hello madam
1 butter chicken pls
Thats racist
Lmfao
😨😨
Reason: racism
🤓
Meanwhile people telling me they're gonna eat me
Also unblock me @glass kiln
Ayoo?! 🤨
You mean the Chinese?
why the Chinese 💀
Bruh thats racist
@glass kiln ban this dude too
Well they eat anything that has life
💀💀💀
Who said I had a life
Woah
Damn
Well at least you are alive and that's all they need
Least happy aussie
All the happy Aussies are high on meth
And I mean that literally
Idk maybe it's cause I worked in a methadone clinic
You are not
I was for 8 months
omfg i wanna eat chinnese food
Ok give me some benzos man
idk how but i gotta get chinnese food somehow goddamn it why did u remind me
Bruh
👀
no
LA PERO TAKE PAPAPPAPAPAYAAYYAYAYAYYAYA
AYA AYA PAPAPAYAYAYA AYA YA
so guys ima test the gray line around here , i might get bonked for this video
idk if this is allowed
Afternoon.
eh What The Sigma?
idk the policy aboud ads here
(open the vid it's a funny joke , dont ban me)
@glass kiln nsfl video, you are going down bud
if i ever get banned i want anisha to do it
very late response to this
I know
About the guy I mentioned, he has a 15-16 win streak going on in rapid, the last 2 games he played was against was a 1600 (via me) and a 1700, both guys are literally better by 1k ELO
he had 95 accuracy in both of them and beat the guys with no challenge
strange,,,
I wouldn't really care about the other 14 wins because they're all practically 300/400 games but he still destroyed everybody when his cheating curve happened
Anisha?! 💀
Oh you mean bastman
💀💀
Who tf is anisha
RAAAAAAH
shut up
mb
Shut up perry he is your senpai
???
Lil beo have no respect for his elders
shut up
@glass kiln reported

snitch
ANITTA
OH shit IT WAS ANITTA
how tf did my brain translate it as anisha
oh real perry sup
alte was being a skinwalker and using ur profile pic yesterday
anitta max wynn
bruh how did i call her anisha , she even gave me diamond member once
(during a tournament)
Oh it’s Perry
Woof
wht surg ?
Haha?
damn i feel sorry for you
what kind of sociopathic comment is this to someone getting a surgery?
where can i go if i have an issue with logging in with google
nvm i think i found it
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for you luna i'm still writing just fyi
sad 😦
Hi
Welcome
This guys iq is off the charts
Trump?
Hai friends
Why is everyone on here low rated?
Is that why it says 500-999 on your profile
yup
Bet
its a new account
Im low rated
Hi
xD
💀
the shortie got some rizz
cya homie
bye
Stop simping for internet women 🥱
Huh
Wow! So alpha
He wasn't
Bro i was just kidding lol
NO ONE WAS SIMPING FOR ME
"the shortie got some rizz"
wear glasses 🥱
No cause I accidentally wrote
Hi im low rated
In liya
Instead of im liya
Oh lol 💀
@slender jolt
ok now what
im gonna do this to you
Stoopid
I am gonna cut ur thing off if you try to come near me >: (
cant cut something off if it was never there
You are just delusional 🤫
HUH
yeah fr
im 60 years old
lmao!
Exactly
Im 97
Bro
in height 
3 more years and I can't play with Lego's u guys😔
Ped&ile gambit 🔥
100% success rate
It didnt let me send it before
UWU ;3
Leave
why D;
Wrong server
This man gott be a ipad kid
Im a furry
Yes wrong server leave
Can i be ur femboy egirl uwu ;3
OH GOD THE BRAIN ROT
What did i walk into
choclate probably a wall tbh
Holy
Someone trolling or a ipad kid
Racist
😭
what
Hmm
GET OFF MAH LAWN
UWU ;3
A day or 2 ago a saw someone talking abour communism and saying they love it
Skull
In this gc
☠️
Well sever
Skull reaction emote
uwu
bro do you really think u are funny?
Stop please stop or im reporting you to mods for spam
☠️
fair
Alr what the hell is happening
he is quite funny
Littering the chat with cringe should be against server rules
DengBC : Ah yes i am littering the chat and rage baiting people! i am so funny!
Apprently its working lol
UwU
We dont need weirdos in the gc..
.
ye lol

wait ur name-
weird name
Alr im leaving 



Bro is so cringe ☠️☠️
Atleast u admit you're cringe
Toxic channel im out bye
Lmaoo
YAYYYYYYY AND DONT COME BACK
Lil beo go sleep
Stop ping
Ok ill stop pinging
U just did bro is 100 elo 
Is there a way you can disconnect a account and reconnect it
I just did what
Again
U JUST PINGED ME
Ok ok ill stop pinging then
Im gonna block u if u ping me again
HAH
OK OK DONT BLOCK I PROMISE ILL STOP
Wheres my popcorn
Y'all I got a devious buzz cut 🗿
Ok
Btw how do I make my hairline straight again 
wtf?
Push it back
A receding hairline is it?
No like they made my widow peak look more prominent and it looks like I have a receiving hairline
I'm 16 I ain't got it yet ;-;
Im 18 and im on my way to it 
In lucky none of my family have receding hairlines
Problem is I got shaky hands șo cannot handle the hair trimmer
i agree with you , so many toxic ppl here like get a life am i right? stop criticizing others
Gurls get receding hairlines too?
Unfortunate
That must suck
Go to a barber dawg
If my hair ever going back I'm getting a full beard with bald head
It's 00:00 dawg
Well all hair thins out, men's goes faster cause u guys got test
But girls hair usually thins out as they get older
My family that doesn't happen lol
They cut my hair last then closed
OLD MANNN
Imagine not being able to grow a beard
I didnt criticizinged anyone and stop pinging me, thanks
We got nuce moustache genetics in my family
never too early
Depends on the face tbh
no you didnt do it, they did
Ye that too
U got checkmated. Defending someone and they basically just Said F U
Lucky mfs
My grand grandfather had a great thick moustache and now it's like a tradition for us men of the family to let it grow
Moustaches are better than beards
moustaches=
Sounds like the whiny cries of a boy who can't grow anything more than bum fluff as a moustache
Moustaches are so nice
nah man i am actually a girl🤓 and i got a full ass bread that makes all the boys jelly
Hahah!
My grandfathers family has a history of no moustaches and beards , my grandmothers family had cool beards and shi , and now i have to deal with no moustache+ immature beard and being called gay 
Ok but at the same time I'd say clean shaven looks just as good

Interesting convo
Leave old man
It absolutely does but beards look amazing too
Depends on the person
Im not a man
Ur like 20
Goatees >>>
NO EW
💀
haha @minor spoke you just roasted them!
goatees are average American gas station male look
What
Wrong pic
Gone
I think u missed the point
That guy made me feel things and im not even gay
Oh sorry 20 yr old boy
...
Had to SS pfp from his WhatsApp
That guy looks fire
Ik
It still looks good
He wears glasses too
He is my model when it comes to most things
Knowledge and way of being
Time to delete photo
He would be my husband if i were a women 
who checks someone roles for the gender of said person
Some people 
almond
^
No almonds do not compare to cashews or pistachios
True
i once ate so many pistachios i kind of stopped buying them
Whats going on here
almonds
As a person who is growing a moustache, I approve this message, I am gonna make it look majestic 🗿
School lunch.
i dont like almonds
I love mustaches
to have a mustache you gotta have the right look otherwise it just looks....
Ik
Dw I know what i am gonna do 🔥
My transgender cats Siamese identifies as black, but acts Chinese
@somber arrow that is not funny
IT is funny depending on how you process it
(no it wasnt homophobic or smth) (or atleast i think it wasn't)
funny or not is subjective
its a lyric from Eminem's Houdini song
wait wut
bye, im leVing server, have a good oje guys
You don't know about it?
ye lol imma hear it rn
i dont really listen to music that much unless i am making videos or smth
Well i listened to the song and i never found that in da lyrics
The song was Epic except of some inappropriate things
@slender jolt it is insensitive to people who are transracial or transpeciss
@somber arrow how does a cat identify as a different race
@somber arrow and act like a diff one
wth is transracial and traspeciss (i fr dont know)
are those just fancy names for gay
or lesbian
@slender jolt I’m transracial so it’s a sensitive topic to me
You wan to see my home gym
I call it the temple of swoleitude
I started having moustache like 2 year ago
Go to the official video and it's at 3:45
alr thanks
Can you invite me bro
Nice
I’m ordering a sled soon
Set
Get RX xebex sled
It has wheels I was worried about messing up driveway
I have no equipment
Calisthenic only actually
No gym
40 push-up and Elbow lever for for 15 sec
Frog handstand if possible
I do alot of that
At the park I press park tables
And use swingsets on jungle gyms to row
Pull ups and dips off jungle gym
Kinda hard for me
I follow this ex felon on YouTube
I use a band
He does a lot of that
Okay I’ll follow him thank you
Prison, sholder press, push-up, recovery
He is nuts but his workouts are good lol
Lmao he talks about electrocuting himself in that vid
Guys I have a question
You know in the superbet classic 2024 news on chesscom
The most recent news article, and scroll to the picture on the bottom
I don't really know slang, but is anish giri mewing or like trying to rizz up the cameraman?
💀
💀 indeed, it is 3 am so dont mind me being dumb
You guys want to see how swole I’m getting
he dominated me on chess board
oh may gawd
lol conversely checkmating ppl with less than a second left feels really good too
@brave finch it’s used for control you post propaganda
@brave finch it’s not universally accepted not even close
the reverse basically
@brave finch read some Bjorn Lomborg, false alarm is a good start
@brave finch there are a multitude of factors for one it’s used for population control,
@brave finch people in poverty are hit hardest by “climate change” measures
guess what my word means lol
lol are you kidding or do u genuinely not know what "conversely" meant there
i don't
@brave finch petroleum availability is the #1 increaser in average life expectancy worldwide
@brave finch just watch a couple Lomborg lectures and see some opposing viewpoints
"introducing a statement or idea which reverses one that has just been made or referred to"
i understand that
@brave finch it takes money, when you put regulations, like mandatory electric vehicle do you think that is affordable to the average Joe
how boo know who
Joseph Heller
skull emote
skul emoj
emjoi*
real
I call them emjois
@brave finch love the Florida heat more time to show my biceps
makes you forget how to spell emoji which is brilliant!
invent transparent winter clothing to show off physique year round
glob stop you're making the eskimos blush
you know whos really effected by climate change is the eskimos
small demographic but what if your iglooo melts
blud
@brave finch https://youtu.be/FfJP7MSl21c?si=9fl0-mQdVOSuh5h9
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skull
they need the warmth to survive
bro if the ice melts
i am too lazy to copy paste that whole thing for satire lol
then they are swimming
:skull : without spaces
what don't you get
@brave finch closed mind small mind
kekw
dogekekw
7 keys btw skull emoiji
Gpa means nothing
excel?
bro is rich
You want to see my home gym
bro has home gym
how did blud insert allat formatting in the message
It’s in my garage yeah
I call that the temple of swoleitude
Go out there listen to Rush, smoke buds and lift heavy weight
<<< bing bong <<<
KEKW
That round thing is my 150ob sandbag
Yeon who?
malicious compliance is hilarious isnt it
I’m gonna make this house a rental in 3 years
When I get a bigger house
I’ve done that 6 times since I was 21
I have 5 house rented out
2 of them are Airbnb short term
My releases if you have fincicial threat, flash your sketches like etch' remorse while i digress on these bars no more regrets' EYE disect and relive my torments. YEAH! I see my own family slash backs and mad racks not to mention sad flasks of empty nothing' something rehearsing diligently while suffering my humble mutterins yeah I could bust for days....
Just wrote that what ya'll think
what blud mean
its rap
It’s easy to become like 5-10 mil networth in America by age like 50
it is like 69
My IQ is 420
70* here
LMAO
How? 😔
i dont think real 69 iq could form a sentence ngl 
@somber arrow early and regular investing compound interest
oh ooops i meant kekw
What if you're an immigrant?
@somber arrow you need to start at 18
@somber arrow actually statistically immigrants are more likely to become self made millionaire
lol
What if you just have $30?
@somber arrow Asian and Indian skew this because of cultural issues like forcing kids to be doctors engineer lawyer
real
@somber arrow find a way to increase your daily nut and reduce expenditures every little thing counts
@somber arrow you need to put in the hours at a young age like 7 days a week
@somber arrow I was so excited when I bought 100 shares of T when I was 18 because of the dividend
It was a huge amount of. $
nah
@brave finch in 3 minute ?
what in checkers?
nahnahanh
I don't get investment. 😔
I’m not very good
0.o
What’s your username
How much did you pay for the 100 shares?
real
yup
book move emoji
wat
book move lol
what is blud rating
bro
President Trump is cooking. 🔥
beo fast forwarded the game
are you clever?
no im globglogabgalab
ha!
Got a rabbit with a tad of mad spit magician of darkness let me walk you through to the light while I RIP this MIKE' the type of write you like I'm mad like the stock markets dropping out with a spike. Spy kids and teletoon network the stuff I grew up on' wile Coyotee and learning to write in python.
Tried to keep it relevant to chat.
tldr beo
skull emoji
LMAO!
beo is done lol
who is beo
beo is beo
beo is neo?
lil beo is not neo
lol
omg i have an idea
I was gunna spit' but I needed to hold back.
oh cool so i can use that format to @ anything and it wont ping
which format
this
I sense that would be a mistake?
This debate bro
yeah u just asked it
No I WASNT
+:KEKW:
Just bud
I am 625...
💀
Mine is long
what is blug globbering about
wood HI
like rubber
i dont play on this account any more lol
Trust me
i trust you
No
Yeon are we playing?
nuh uh
1v2
2v2
Me
I meant 2v1
I’m into it
you are the 1
*bughouse
Mine will be better
i cant read italian
https://link.chess.com/play/8Q3Oo8 for yeon from: me
lol beo thought this was a postcard
skul
omg beo is 3x beos rating in almost everything
the presidential debate is wild
In the US 💀
its really funny
but i cant understand half of what biden says 😭
lol fr tho
biden can talk
lil beo got rizzed by the 90 year old
:skull:
ok
idk lol i was just exaggerating but its close
its like 81 but yeah
i'd eat
realsies
Cat distribution system still workin hard 😔
Sup sons of- nah kidding

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chatgpt is 2 years old!
I wish i were a bird
I want to fly high
Meteor come dragon die
Me is going
For work
ok
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I have one.
Yar!
you know I was thinking you were chill,
now I'm just concerned
lmao j.k
good point
this is why I play chess
finding people on the same wave length as me is a huge bonus
i love it
I'm just starting to get good after ten years of playing
like I had a learning block or something tbh
@brave finch Want to play unrated rapid?
I'm not Magnus.
But my chess has gotten better.
don't pout it'd ruin your flawless smile
😄
stop it
I had no moves left!
I mean, there's King e5 if you are chat GPT
whites K.g5
threatening the bishop
Yes I see.
can two knights?
-.-
hm
so I'll change speeds
I'll work to defend bishops
let me go practise
we'll rematch a few tomorrow
fine
wow those lines changed a lot
yeon whats optimal to protect in the endgame
wish i'd played d1
bishop d1 prevented the fork of the king and rook
even in my training it wants me to learn about isolated D pawn
i think your rating went to my head
plus i'm tired/stoned
all of that,
No it isn't
brilliance isn't determined by an altered state of consciousness right
Fred is litterealy about to hit the sack.
They that' commited
Yeon where do you train puzzles?
and any real reccomendations be great
Okay for sure
I'll try that but I dislike the layout of the site
yeah
i just can't seem to get past a certain point
like 1500-1600 milestone is tough on chess.com for me
yet I can do 1800-2000 all day on lichess
logical explaination
he's good
Hikaru is such a player. OTB that's pure genius at work
even when he moves he's like rolling his eyes like it wasn't that good
facts are facts, so obv
hes rolling his eyes prob bc he is just analyzing and reanalyzing, and prospecting the opponent's next moves
lol how can you see properly if you're rolling your eyes?
please logic that for me
it's a thinking move i do it too when im annoyed in classes
boys will be boys
like if you a nerd, youd get that
I got it
but im not gonna explain it
explain away
Hi
We have hope.
It's a good name
who's we?
You and the others
I love huskies
Named Vikki said it
STOP
Nikola tesla beats all
yeah tesla wasn't that good at chess
I work around a lot of old people and it makes me worried for myself when I age. The elderly start to become really… dumb…
not at chess, but at electrical eng
he was good at circuits though badabing!
When that reefer touched Elon' he became Roe Jogan
Didn’t he kill like a 1000 chimps for his weird brain computer thing
Probably
No he became roe jogan
no sense of humor
Help me Hopey!
im autistic bro
Let me explain… Elon Musk smokes the marijuana and thus becomes Roe Jogan
It's just the letters reversed
It’s just silly
i know you switched the r and j
Hi
yeah
but it doesnt make sense fr
Stupid chess ppl
Hi guys
it's not supposed to
logic will always be logic
I recognize you, you’re roe jogan
let's make it awkward...
good job!
emotional damaged caused by me to y'all

