💬〡general-off-topic

[coral quartz]

[harsh bloom]

dudee

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-kounotori-kounotoritoken-lbow-storkholders-gif-25676481

[nocturne elk]

kindle

[harsh bloom]

how old r u

[grim edge]

old enougher than fetus

[tribal silo]

Fr

[coral quartz]

Fr fr

[harsh bloom]

bro flipped us off kindly

[coral quartz]

I'm older than yesterday. (Facts)

[young palm]

Old enough to make cream

[grim edge]

meh

[tribal silo]

I love bullet chess!

You wont last 30 seconds playing this game

[coral quartz]

Bullet chess. Nah.

[harsh bloom]

bro bullet in 900 is 💀

[grim edge]

you didnt get enough credit for this joke but it was funny

[nocturne elk]

beo the type of guy to clear his browser history every day

[coral quartz]

I payed bullet once it ruined me.

[young palm]

I will last 1 minute and more

[grim edge]

guat

[harsh bloom]

same

[tribal silo]

Sarah is 5 miles away

[harsh bloom]

ook'

[nocturne elk]

guat indeed

[coral quartz]

Yes. Give me attention or istg

[harsh bloom]

gyat?

[nocturne elk]

skul

[grim edge]

what is istf

[nocturne elk]

nop guat

[harsh bloom]

k

[young palm]

Gyat

[grim edge]

not gyat but just guat

[nocturne elk]

i said to guat

[young palm]

Nyash

[grim edge]

what is wrong with this generation

[young palm]

Guat lmao

[grim edge]

dumb americans cannot even comprehend non-brainrot words

[harsh bloom]

i was just asking

im not gen alpha

[nocturne elk]

skul

[grim edge]

STOP SAY SKULL

[young palm]

Lemme slap that Nyash

[grim edge]

JUST DO THE SKULL THINGy

[harsh bloom]

skul

[nocturne elk]

i said skul lmao

[grim edge]

oh

STIL NO NO NO NO

[young palm]

I’m gen alien

[tribal silo]

Oh my gyattebayo! Nani baka. I will no longer hide my Sigma aura. Im the alpha. Im the wolf that goes awuuuuuuuuuu

[grim edge]

YOU CANNOT DO THAT

[nocturne elk]

smh my shaking my face

[young palm]

what the sigma

[grim edge]

-_-

[young palm]

I’m so sigma damn

[grim edge]

NOOO STOP STOP STOP PLEASE

[nocturne elk]

lil beo gate keeping

[grim edge]

-_-

[harsh bloom]

that is so fanum tax rizz skibiidi ice spice

[nocturne elk]

tldr lil beo

[grim edge]

im not gatekeep aything

i do not even own any gates

[young palm]

Ice spice?

[grim edge]

discord is cursed bcz of the skibidi shit

[young palm]

Fy

[tribal silo]

Ice spice gyatt is so rare, will a logan paul nft suffice?

[nocturne elk]

ong on guat fr realsies

[harsh bloom]

glacier seasoninng

[young palm]

Boom boom

[nocturne elk]

what the heck does that actually mean

[grim edge]

is hurt my eyes and give me eye cancer when you write these treacherous things

[grim edge]

where is ur ipad

[harsh bloom]

ok

[nocturne elk]

bro made me break character smh my head lol

[tribal silo]

In ohio

[harsh bloom]

but

[grim edge]

Heck

[harsh bloom]

wher r u?

[grim edge]

NOT THAT

[tribal silo]

Would you believe it if i said i was at home

[grim edge]

I wish i could go to 2022 before all the shit

[nocturne elk]

i meant like his sentence lol

[harsh bloom]

aight imma go play some chess

[grim edge]

2022 was in the middle of shit

[nocturne elk]

what is blud goobering about

[grim edge]

play with me

[harsh bloom]

idk

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[young palm]

I wish I would go back to 2010

[harsh bloom]

k what is ur account

[grim edge]

play a game of chess with me. If i win then you must stop

[young palm]

I will change the world

[nocturne elk]

blud made me exhale audibly with his sentence

[grim edge]

When I chatted here in 2022 there wasn't Skibidi shit

[grim edge]

you arent skibidi shit

[tribal silo]

Yeah

[nocturne elk]

smh my head why is lil beo dealing in ultimatums

[young palm]

You want us to know you were here since 2022

[harsh bloom]

no skibidi=no sigma

[young palm]

We don’t care

[harsh bloom]

ok

[grim edge]

im going to chess talk...

[young palm]

-200 aura

[grim edge]

ok i dont know what that is so just dm me your user

[tribal silo]

Erm keep it about formalities.

[nocturne elk]

i am a checkers player beo

[random drum]

@candid smeltyo how did ur exam go? it was on tuesday right?

[harsh bloom]

in ohio?

[young palm]

Gyat

[grim edge]

why checkers not server then

I wanna go before elon made his x

[harsh bloom]

ok make one

[nocturne elk]

what blud gombongulating about

[grim edge]

whats your username

[young palm]

Gombo Gyat

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[nocturne elk]

goomba

[young palm]

lmao

[grim edge]

wut

is big power people coming now?

[young palm]

Bruh

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-nerd-plank-plink-cat-cat-gif-17569403098672348326

[nocturne elk]

i am deceased

[grim edge]

wow u did a face reveal

nice face

[young palm]

It is you

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[grim edge]

@harsh bloom dm user

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/yumeko-cat-silly-smell-kitten-gif-17171471

[young palm]

Bro is under 500 forever

[grim edge]

giving free hacker ip address

[nocturne elk]

skul emoj

[tribal silo]

Npc

[young palm]

Midnight is Gyat npc

[nocturne elk]

no u lil boe

[grim edge]

anyone want play please 😦

[tribal silo]

@nocturne elk

[nocturne elk]

donut... they will take you

[grim edge]

wha

[nocturne elk]

they will take you

[grim edge]

i am not a donut

[young palm]

Yummy

[harsh bloom]

breezeguy

[nocturne elk]

thats what they all say at the beginning lil boe

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> <@&745328830649991179> <@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

damn bro

[young palm]

Spam

[grim edge]

is beginning of end?

[nocturne elk]

what is blud

[young palm]

Midnight please Gyat

[tribal silo]

:birdi:

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[young palm]

blud js blood

[grim edge]

i challenged you

[grim edge]

more reports coming up

[nocturne elk]

bro is becoming sentient

[young palm]

Gyat

[harsh bloom]

didnt get it yet

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-shelby-gif-23960893

[grim edge]

guys wish me luck

[young palm]

I hurted your feeling

[grim edge]

nah

[nocturne elk]

beware

[grim edge]

i will

you hurt ur feeling later when u get banned

[young palm]

Under 500 forever

Banned?

[grim edge]

ihm

[young palm]

For saying Gyat?

[grim edge]

from discord

[young palm]

Hello bro

Gyat

[grim edge]

wow more reports coming my way

goodbye all

also ting ting block

i must go now

[young palm]

Block yeah

[harsh bloom]

u resigned

[young palm]

Nothing gonna change in my life

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skragzire-gif-19722425

[young palm]

I will be more happy

[grim edge]

chess.com mods

[harsh bloom]

i won

yay

[grim edge]

calling chess.com

[young palm]

Bro is getting sensational

[harsh bloom]

yes?

[grim edge]

what are u doing

[harsh bloom]

lichess here'

[grim edge]

closes call

[young palm]

lmao

Under 500 forever

[grim edge]

chess.com mods betrayed they're manager

[grim edge]

bastoura is in the lichess server

[young palm]

Skibidi

[tribal silo]

Blud

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sigma-gif-1408433966932324146

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-joker-lightning-god-patrick-bateman-sigma-edit-gif-11768805784532291762

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/prank-fun-fish-ok-meme-gif-16325939

[tribal silo]

Reported

As a serious alpha I dont approve

Awuuuuuuuuuuuu

[young palm]

Gen alien here

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/inauguration-cnn2017-donald-trump-finger-wag-no-gif-7576946

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-mc-nair-as-a-werewolf-being-human-gif-18361415

[nocturne elk]

somewhere out there someone is unironically saying this lol

[tribal silo]

Erm who said i was joking

[nocturne elk]

blud got more wrinkles than gramma

oil up lil beo

[minor owl]

Gadigadagadigadadoo

[grim edge]

maybe this is the discord you installed

[tribal silo]

Yeah thats the one

[tribal silo]

Did you meat jennifer whos 5 miles away

Meet

[grim edge]

❌

nahh

[nocturne elk]

bruh i am unable to can

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-oh-my-god-omg-shocked-surprised-gif-15089848

[grim edge]

bard is now like mrbeast6000

gemimimi*

[tribal silo]

Sounds about right

[grim edge]

ihm

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/mogged-williams-gif-3182263836872646619

[grim edge]

look at the photo

[tribal silo]

You forgot to simply your work

[young palm]

Skibidi

[tribal silo]

Thats why you failed, get out of my class

We wont be pointing fingers at whole brought the grade average down COUGH @grim edge

[young palm]

Glob how did you get free nitro?

[tribal silo]

I got it

[nocturne elk]

someone just yeeted at me

and some other people

[young palm]

yeeted?

[nocturne elk]

he just showed up and said who wants

and then left after giving lol

[tribal silo]

Sarah from 5 miles aways promised me nitro, i clicked the link and i got nitro! However, my mouse moves on its own and im not the only one with administrative access to my computer

[nocturne elk]

beo speaking from experience

[young palm]

Yo damn

Hope I will experience that

[tribal silo]

Yeah 🍺

[nocturne elk]

best buy gift card

[wise mortar]

Vro stop using discord take a break 💀

[nocturne elk]

skul

[tribal silo]

Blud doesn’t touch grass

Blud uses a 3d printed grass mousepad

[wise mortar]

You too blud stop playing puzzles

[nocturne elk]

blud gets withdrawals if he donut

puzzle dependence

[young palm]

Touch your mind

[harsh bloom]

guys im back

ur tips helped

im now a 924

from 909

[wise mortar]

You are welcome

[harsh bloom]

STILL stuck there???

[young palm]

I’m better

Better

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[harsh bloom]

thx

actually

im 600 in rapid

ii dont play that much

!!

[nocturne elk]

globglogabgalab (!!)

[tribal silo]

No

[coarse fox]

i made a free chess explorer similar to chess.com premium feature explorer all u have to do is enter ur chess.com username

https://chess-dot-com-games-explorer.vercel.app/

tell me guys what u think

[wise mortar]

Sus

[harsh bloom]

in all my honest it is

[coarse fox]

i use chess.com public api i posted it in chess.com forum

[nocturne elk]

chessc*m needs more custom themes smh head

[harsh bloom]

nice

[hasty coral]

...

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/catnap-poppy-playtime-poppy-playtime-chapter-3-video-game-gif-13354935531568258204

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-face-po-kung-fu-panda-gif-4255985

[grim edge]

thats why youre 950.......

[harsh bloom]

shreek!!

[coarse fox]

did u try it

[harsh bloom]

reminds me of masteroogway

[grim edge]

studie endgames for it is the key 🙏

[harsh bloom]

yea it good

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/master-shifu-kungfu-panda-you-are-free-to-eat-master-shifu-you-are-free-to-eat-po-gif-26493809

https://tenor.com/view/master-shifu-po-dumpling-kung-fu-panda-gif-22396361

[harsh bloom]

bro made a frckn movie

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/porky-pig-looney-tunes-thats-all-folks-bye-gif-5803466

[hasty coral]

I was on a 14 game streak of only wins and draws too. And then did that

[wise mortar]

Erm

[harsh bloom]

same

[dry chasm]

How to get good at ches?

Hmm

[tribal silo]

You become magnus

[wise mortar]

Learn 1000 openings

[tribal silo]

10001

[nocturne elk]

69420

[harsh bloom]

analyze ur games, learn one opening for each black and white, learn time management and if u run out of game reviews then go here https://chess.wintrcat.uk/

[dry chasm]

oki

[harsh bloom]

this helps u get to 1000

if u want to get to 1500

i recommend watching daniiel naroditsky

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-skull-skull-skull-spinning-spin-spinning-gif-9100477621967381038

[harsh bloom]

bro im not kidding

plus i give 1 hour chess classes online for free

[harsh bloom]

from 5oo elo to 1ooo elo

even magnus joined it

[primal pond]

What's ur rapid elo

[harsh bloom]

600

[primal pond]

Ok

[harsh bloom]

I DONT PLAYY RAPID

i play blitz

[nocturne elk]

skul

[harsh bloom]

im 1ooo in blitz

[primal pond]

What is 1ooo

[nocturne elk]

ten hundred

[tribal silo]

Gimme, im 878 elo coach me now

[nocturne elk]

joe rogaine

[harsh bloom]

1000'

[grand frigate]

Don't forget our brother and sister in gaza

[tribal silo]

Bro spawned in like a league of legends minion

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fish-gif-22901739

[harsh bloom]

dawg is cooking

[silent quest]

A 500-900 giving classes seems stupid

[tribal silo]

Real

[primal pond]

I have seen 300 elos give lessons tbh

[silent quest]

Lol

[primal pond]

Now they are 2300 ig

Some learn by teaching others

[nocturne elk]

u mean the feynman method?

@tribal silo im gonna drink all your milk

[nocturne elk]

idk if it is correlated though lol

might work for academics

[patent lodge]

MISTER BEAAAST

[patent lodge]

XD

[still glade]

i think it's more that when you start trying to teach, you realise you're full of crap and need to study

[nocturne elk]

lol ignorant clowns unironically reacting with the joke reaction

go do a simple google search

@tribal silo i swear u cant do satire here lmfao

[still glade]

yeah i mean i think it's valid

[harsh bloom]

bro that e

[still glade]

teaching chess is a skill in itself

but i think it's the skill of teaching anything

chess is good bc it helps you learn how to learn

[harsh bloom]

bro im 1000 and i dont play rapid cuz it wastes a tonna time

[harsh bloom]

i taught all my friends

[nocturne elk]

in all seriousness you should lol

[still glade]

bc it's such a performance-based thing, though -- i'm not sure if pianists get better at piano by giving piano lessons

[harsh bloom]

bro i play 3 games per week

[still glade]

I would say play the longest time control that isn't a waste of time

[nocturne elk]

i think that is the problem

you gotta play a lot of games

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-ambatukam-gif-25484769

[still glade]

I would struggle to fit in 3 games of 90+30 a week

[harsh bloom]

btw i joined the chess communty on late october

[nocturne elk]

smh my head my shaking face

[still glade]

I could probably fit in 3 games of 15+10 a week

[nocturne elk]

what blud mean

[harsh bloom]

so i got to thousand in half an year

[still glade]

the point is to take it seriously, not just randomly flop into the blitz pool when you're on the toilet

[nocturne elk]

you could have gotten it within a month im ngl

[harsh bloom]

i got 1000 quick

[still glade]

start playing OTB, you don't want to take a bus to the tournament just to go home after resiging on move 12

[harsh bloom]

u get to 1000 when u join itself 💀

[nocturne elk]

how u know lol

[still glade]

i haven't hit 1000 after 4 years and six months

[harsh bloom]

bro i play bullet in da toilet

[nocturne elk]

i mean most people do that no?

[harsh bloom]

skill issue 💀

[still glade]

i mean, yes

[harsh bloom]

yea

[nocturne elk]

starting rating is 800 usually then just spam

[tribal silo]

Thas kinda slow but it shouldnt be a competition to get 3000 elo in a year

[harsh bloom]

i played against my frend on his match

and he was 1200

so yea

[nocturne elk]

on his match?

[harsh bloom]

on his first match

i had num lock on by accident

[nocturne elk]

blud got rating yoinked

[slender jolt]

YOINK

[tribal silo]

Rating wedgie

[nocturne elk]

blud

[harsh bloom]

Rate My Rating

From 1-10

[nocturne elk]

what blud rating

[harsh bloom]

we rating ratings

[nocturne elk]

what blud mean by this

[harsh bloom]

what blud saying

[nocturne elk]

lol

[slender jolt]

I dont even know, but the music is cool

[harsh bloom]

ok ig?

[slender jolt]

I think i ate too much sugar

[nocturne elk]

whats the rating lol skull

[tribal silo]

Lets play some gentle chess ☺️

[nocturne elk]

blud trying to farm lower rateds lil bro aint slick

bro think he michael jackson or something

[harsh bloom]

my rating on rapid is 600, blitz 1000, bullet 900

[tribal silo]

Then get to 1800 and we can have fun ☺️ a gentle game

[nocturne elk]

blud just play more rapid to get it caught up lol

[nocturne elk]

nuh uh the meme rating comes first

[harsh bloom]

bro challenge me my account name is breezeguy

[nocturne elk]

1800 on alt maybe

[harsh bloom]

idc if i lose

[tribal silo]

What

[nocturne elk]

1800 still lower rated smh head

[harsh bloom]

btw which league u on

[nocturne elk]

blud just play rated skull

[harsh bloom]

in chess

send me

[tribal silo]

Im too lazy to push my rating back up id rather do positional study instead

[nocturne elk]

the league is a meme lol

[harsh bloom]

challenge

[harsh bloom]

yup

[tribal silo]

Fine whats ur username blud

[nocturne elk]

if you start low rated you can farm to legend almost instantly

[harsh bloom]

im legend

[tribal silo]

What

[harsh bloom]

breezeguy

[tribal silo]

Bro is not the movie

[outer ermine]

they removed my post yeah

[harsh bloom]

on chess leagues

[nocturne elk]

grampa its past bedtime

[tribal silo]

Sjullll

Its only 1 am papa

[nocturne elk]

oh my gyat i gyat to eat dinner lol

[harsh bloom]

send me rreqq

[tribal silo]

[tribal silo]

Nuh uh

[nocturne elk]

nuh uh lil beo

[harsh bloom]

ni-

[harsh bloom]

nice

[tribal silo]

Ghttime

Its 1 am blud

Ima sleep soon chop chop bro the sweatshop doesnt run itself

[harsh bloom]

2:00 here

[nocturne elk]

💀

[harsh bloom]

we are eating lunch

in asia

im asian

so im eating lunch

[nocturne elk]

blud is gmt +3

[tribal silo]

[harsh bloom]

its 2:00pm

[tribal silo]

Blud edged ne

Well i was looking at some positional stuff

[harsh bloom]

grand master time + 3

yay i got new flair!!

blundedrde

[tribal silo]

☺️

[cinder zenith]

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/doll-creepy-what-are-you-doing-eyes-lookin-gif-7765394578814974076

this is literally bro lol

[tribal silo]

Go to chesstalk bludy

[nocturne elk]

chill lil beo i just finished yeeting dinnur

[tribal silo]

Zesty behavior

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-vro-blue-heart-cat-gif-17264011399471393179

[tribal silo]

Blud thinks thisbis braille

[nocturne elk]

wat beo yammering about

[west reef]

Cat meat 🍖

Tasty meat

Ya em koshkiy

[cinder zenith]

[silent quest]

Fair but imo you should atleast be like 2000 or sum to teach people

[west reef]

Tasty goat

Don't talk Abt cheese

In this channel

[silent quest]

Lets talk about butter

[west reef]

Butter is bad

[silent quest]

Butter good

[west reef]

Ghee is much better than butter

Ghee is healthier

[silent quest]

Ghee is butter as well

[pliant charm]

this guy is 650
strange,,,,

[west reef]

Ghee is clarified butter

[west reef]

No cheese here

Go to chess channwl

[silent quest]

Yes still a butter

[pliant charm]

This smells very cheesy

[west reef]

But clarified one

[silent quest]

But a butter

[west reef]

"clarified"

The one which is clear

Clarified

[silent quest]

A "butter" which is clarified

[west reef]

Healthier...

Yess yes.. why eat plain butter

When u can clarify and eat

[silent quest]

I like complexity

[west reef]

Huaaaaaaaaa

Have u drank cat milk ?

It's very bitter

It tastes crap

[silent quest]

Cat's give milk?

[west reef]

All mammals give...

Meaning... Whales and dolphins also give milk

[silent quest]

I dont

[west reef]

Even rat 🐭 gives milk to it's baby

[west reef]

Cuz ur male

[silent quest]

Damn

[west reef]

U give other kind of milk

To ur female

[silent quest]

[green sentinel]

@crimson hedge
400m. I also have 200m in cash lol

[west reef]

Lol

[crimson hedge]

nice

[west reef]

Goat milk yaaaa

[crimson hedge]

i got somewhere around that

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tOEfX2aA5Oo?si=Su7hUz5PNxitPvLV

[green sentinel]

u wanna coop tho?

[grim edge]

Wtf is this ad

[crimson hedge]

one o my friend lucky with bazaar

and got me a gs

[green sentinel]

on a new profile obviously

[grim edge]

I just wanna scroll on shorts

[crimson hedge]

no laptop on vaca

its actually so sad

im playing chess to cope

[west reef]

U said bazaar ?

Where are u from

[crimson hedge]

hypixel

[harsh bloom]

bro ive seen 500s spitting 2 brilliants in one game

[crimson hedge]

skyblock

[crimson hedge]

im from minecraft

[west reef]

Ok

In Minecraft I caught villagers doing sus stuff

[crimson hedge]

…

[harsh bloom]

bro is the reason skibidi toilet is still aliv

[wise mortar]

Erm

[west reef]

Ya em koshkiy

Ya em tboya koshkiy

[harsh bloom]

👍 🫤 👍

[west reef]

U not understand Russian ?

[harsh bloom]

nah

[west reef]

Okay 👍

[grim edge]

Hell nah

[harsh bloom]

cant u see my fair?

flair*

[wise mortar]

Hair*

[west reef]

I said I eat ur cat

[harsh bloom]

i mean the ad

[west reef]

Ur 🐈

[grim edge]

Oh

[harsh bloom]

k and?

i dont have cat

[west reef]

Oke bebeee

I eat ur cat on that pfp

[harsh bloom]

thats a random stock image i found when i searched up "cat smirking"

[west reef]

U look like u have cat fetish

[harsh bloom]

it aint mine

[west reef]

U ever eaten cat meat ?

[harsh bloom]

not ffetish but i like them

[harsh bloom]

no

[west reef]

Oh oh okay

Everyone has eaten that

[west reef]

U ever seen cat laying eggs?

[digital phoenix]

duck tastes good

[west reef]

Yes duck meat tasty good... And duck balls also taste good

[harsh bloom]

cat lay eggs" did bro skip biology class

?

[digital phoenix]

do u agree that there are mammals that lay eggs

[west reef]

This cat lays eggs

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[harsh bloom]

penguat

[west reef]

Platypus

[nocturne elk]

pengyatt

[harsh bloom]

bats lay eggs

[west reef]

Catgueen

[west reef]

No Bata do not lay egg

Bats.. give birth

[harsh bloom]

bata

[west reef]

I think u skipped biology

Where did u see bats laying eggs

[harsh bloom]

anyways, what is ur elo?

oon chess

[west reef]

1600 FIDE

1900 online

[digital phoenix]

lmao bad

[west reef]

2200 on lichess

[west reef]

I was 1755 I tilted

Basically in one tournament I lost over 100 rating

[digital phoenix]

lol bad

[west reef]

It was bad tournament... 10 round rapid

I scored 3.5

Out of 10.. ...

[digital phoenix]

bro got cooked

[west reef]

Lost to some 1500s as well

Defeated one 1800

Ye I was kinda sick.. I shouldn't have participated in that tournament

[digital phoenix]

excuses

[west reef]

But I already paid entry fee

And they couldn't refund

Soo.. it is what it is

[west reef]

Ur like 1800 in fide ?

Since ur like 2200 + online

My guess ur 1800 +... Or 1900 fide

[digital phoenix]

1600

cracked amirite

[west reef]

Ain't no way

[digital phoenix]

i dont play rated im smurfing

[lime lava]

Incorrect

Imagine playing otb and still not master smh

[west reef]

Brrrrrr

[west reef]

Didn't play otb seriously when I was kid

[digital phoenix]

imagine taking otb seriously and not being titled

kinda gay

[west reef]

I played in school chess. Competition and have some gold medals

[lime lava]

Exactly

[digital phoenix]

i lost 50 elo from playing h4/h5 in rated otb

ez

[west reef]

Cap

Wear a cap like in my pfp

[lime lava]

Real G behaviour

[digital phoenix]

its the only real way to play chess

[west reef]

Bottom G

[lime lava]

I played an otb tournament
But when I was about to win I resigned every game
Just to be 0/7

[digital phoenix]

thats a whole new level

[west reef]

Who plays classical and blitz otb

I only have rapid Fide

[digital phoenix]

i play blitz otb its really fun

[west reef]

Rapid is nice

[digital phoenix]

thinking is ew

[west reef]

I would rage in OTB blitz and toss the board

And throw away pieces

[digital phoenix]

think faster duh

[west reef]

They would probably not invite me in tournament

[digital phoenix]

ur not a good player if u cant play blitz

[west reef]

Bruh

I mean UpTo 10 moves in opening sure... Memorized

After that not sure

Gotta think

Maybe Intuition and blunders

[digital phoenix]

memorizing opening moves also for noobs

[west reef]

Brrrr

[digital phoenix]

can u not think for urself

[west reef]

At this point d4, d5 is in veins

D4, d5, nf3, nf6, be2

E3, be2

All day every day bebeey

Colle, nimzo, grunfeld, etc

QGD, slav, qga

Indian game ?

D4, nf6

Kid...

Brbrbrbbrbrbrb4rrereeeeeruuauaa

Dammit man khamzat chimaev always pulling out of fights

I wanted to see khamzat beating shit out of Whittaker

[warped portal]

keep dreaming

anyways

https://tenor.com/view/colby-covington-colby-colby-lol-colby-funny-mapacheno-gif-26666778

[harsh bloom]

hi

[grim edge]

colby dated my cousin

[warped portal]

i dont think thats a good thing

[grim edge]

why

[warped portal]

well depends if she dated him before or after Woodley callout

[grim edge]

after

she worked for bang energy drink

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-sheldon-cooper-sarcasm-was-that-sarcasm-gif-14133635636385984880

[grim edge]

thats him with the CEO

[warped portal]

what do u think

[grim edge]

September 2021 is that after or before

[warped portal]

after

[crimson fern]

Think of what? The nerds and virgins? Lol 😂 as a math/sci/tech nerd, I think we look more like incels than athletes most of the time

[grim edge]

they are doing shots of energy drinks lol

[warped portal]

is that your sister

[grim edge]

cousin

she said he is a really nice guy talks to his mother everyday

he has a gimmick

[warped portal]

at least u are admitting it

[crimson fern]

Don’t really know too much about energy drinks (cuz they’re actually unhealthy caffeine boosters)

[grim edge]

the bang energy drink CEO is insane

he was a substitute science teacher

made redline energy drink, then bang, claims all these health benefits and stuff there are tons of lwasuits against him

[crimson fern]

I only know the monster energy drinks

[warped portal]

yea energy drinks are very bad

[crimson fern]

Just drink coffee lol

[grim edge]

apparently he was abusive and stuff physically

[crimson fern]

Or Gatorade

[warped portal]

no

[grim edge]

i used to drink 4 eenrgy drinks a day

[warped portal]

thats shit to

[grim edge]

that is like $16/day now so it would be $500/month

[crimson fern]

I know but what isn’t

[grim edge]

too much money to spend on energy

[crimson fern]

Especially in America

[warped portal]

i dont see difference in performance when i take caffeine tbh

[crimson fern]

Everything is either gmo or processed

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

[warped portal]

only when biking

[grim edge]

i keep farting this morning and i have someone coming in my office in 11 minutes

like they are really rancid and gassy

[crimson fern]

Just eat regular stuff and stop supplements

[warped portal]

lets hope they are not scumbags

[grim edge]

no idea what they are I didnt look at chart yet

[warped portal]

w pfp btw

[crimson fern]

My aunts husband looks like the Rock ngl haha - supplements nutrition with pills and only takes protein shakes and Keto diet . He gets sick like at least 7 times a year from anything

[grim edge]

33 year old male anxiety depression

thats whats coming in

[warped portal]

i dont think that matters

maybe just bad immune system

[grim edge]

most supplements are pseudoscience

[crimson fern]

Yes, from all the unhealthy diets

[grim edge]

glucosamine/chondroitin, fish oil, protein powder

all you should really take

[crimson fern]

He is taking those Ig

[grim edge]

there is a lot of shit out there that is nothing bee pollen, raspberry ketones, shark cartilage, whatever else its pseudoscience snake oil

[crimson fern]

And that’s why his immune system is shut

Shitty

[grim edge]

mediterranean diet is the best

thats how we are supposed to eat its not really a diet

[crimson fern]

Yes Armenian bbq!

https://tenor.com/view/ψησιμο-food-gif-14654982

[grim edge]

meat fish vegetables fruits nuts oats oils wine

[warped portal]

fish oil is very good

[grim edge]

thats my kabbobs

[warped portal]

he might just be eating to much of that processed protein powder shit

[crimson fern]

https://tenor.com/view/bbq-turlututu-combal-combalistas-virgin-tonic-gif-12159384

[crimson fern]

Lol are you Armenian or something?

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-dance-halay-folk-dancing-middle-east-assyrian-gif-20591640

[grim edge]

did the armenian genocide really happen or is it a myth

[crimson fern]

Yes it did happen I’m Armenian and 1915 ottoman Turks invaded us

But I’m always one to forgive but not forget

[grim edge]

Turkey claims thats false propaganda

i dont know who to believe

[crimson fern]

Every country has its propaganda

Ofc that’s their move

It’s a power move

Just hear perspectives from all sides

[grim edge]

thats why i like trump he tells it like it is

[crimson fern]

And decide for yourself bro

[warped portal]

oh turks did very very bad stuff idk how they get away with that

[grim edge]

even though he is liberal

[crimson fern]

I like trump too as an Armenian American

Like my parents are from Soviet Union so they love trump and Putin

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-putin-donald-trump-osaka-gif-18225335

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/arman-tsarukyan-beneil-dariush-gif-9809869035064683821

[crimson fern]

Lol

https://tenor.com/view/armenia-gif-8788993694599713372

https://tenor.com/view/my-big-fat-greek-wedding2-get-married-make-babies-marriage-michael-constantine-gif-17236100

^ this is every Armenian parent to their daughter even from 16 yo

Ughh I’ve heard too much of that lol 😂

[grim edge]

brock lesnar was amazing

he was so exciting in ufc

UFC has fallen off so hard since those days

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/the-story-that-only-i-can-tell-julio-foolio-s-mother-sandrikas-to-release-a-documentary-about-rapper-s-death/ar-BB1oXrOw?ocid=msedgntp&pc=HCTS&cvid=85637fde2e384cdbbc9956502f791543&ei=27

[crimson fern]

https://youtu.be/HdL4nQN9xHk?si=m64zNuPVEmM4fgel

https://tenor.com/view/sickick-gif-24419899

[warped portal]

he only knew to wrestle

[grim edge]

his wrestling was exciting

[warped portal]

if he weren't this big meathead he wouldn't be exiting

[grim edge]

no 265+ guy was as fast as him

and he fought Frank Mir in like his 3rd fight thats insane

Mark Kerr back in his prime was amazing to watch

[tribal silo]

Omg your back harry winston , dawn grease, and hemmroid, the trio GOAT of the series

[crimson fern]

Harry Potter

[tribal silo]

I stutter when i say potter

Harry winston it is

Its been like

11 years since i saw the entire series

But i am the biggest fan. And nobody comes close.

[crimson fern]

Hit the books bro

[tribal silo]

Um why

I read the first book, bro its like 800 pages

Its like a whole bible

And theres 6-7 of them

My absolute favorite of them all is fantastic beats 3

[cursive pawn]

Turkey for the win

[tribal silo]

Erm i dont think youre a true harry winston fan

[cursive pawn]

Shut up harry potter fan

Harry potter fans are so stupid they have no braincells and they are not sigma

[tribal silo]

Oh my gaw. You did not say that. Wait till twitta sees thiss yaww, period. Its ova

[lapis brook]

Erm

[tribal silo]

Yu did nawt just say that ya

[cursive pawn]

Literally worst character is snape

He is soooo stupid and boring

[nocturne elk]

he is a femboy

[tribal silo]

You did not just say that ya. Snappy is the 2nd best character ya. The fact you didnt read the limited edition copies means youre not a real fan ya. This means your opinion is a L

[cursive pawn]

Don’t disrespect femboys

[nocturne elk]

sorry

[cursive pawn]

I read all the books about harry potter in all of the inter dimensional universes

[tribal silo]

You did not just disrespect femboys too ya.

[cursive pawn]

They all boring okay.

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-andrew-tate-dancing-andrew-tate-vibing-andrew-tate-memes-fruity-gif-27190785

is this really andro taint

[vestal basin]

Andru tatte

[tribal silo]

Erm what in the skibidi does this mean ya. Like oh my gaww you are not a fan ya. This is why twitter is my natural habitat ya. Because you are an alien who watches blue lock or something ya.

[cursive pawn]

Andy tits

[nocturne elk]

💀

[vestal basin]

Gadagadigadagadao

[cursive pawn]

Im rick sanchez okayy i know everything im inter galactic level intelligence

[tribal silo]

No youre not ya

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-rick-rick-sanchez-crazy-rick-and-morty-insanity-gif-2709454174924963649

Wabba lubba dub dub

[tribal silo]

Omg patruna these harry winston peasants think they are the biggest fans ever ya.

[wise mortar]

Erm

[cursive pawn]

Who is patruna is she another gayrry potter fan

[tribal silo]

Oh my gaw i love harry winston ya, blud likes gym stuff ya, embrace zestyness ya

[wise mortar]

🤨

[tribal silo]

Like bro be lifting long heavy bars ya, stop calling me zesty ya

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-muscles-work-out-gym-exercise-gif-24356644

[wise mortar]

!snipe

[tribal silo]

Most subtle gym person implications

[nocturne elk]

blud checkmated all the gym goers

[cursive pawn]

Long things you don’t have

[tribal silo]

Uh im not the one holding it ya

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-deal-with-it-cheerleader-sassy-gif-11798895

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffree-star-bye-gif-19581970

[cursive pawn]

Don’t lie to yourself

[nocturne elk]

omg jefferson star

[tribal silo]

Birdie

[cursive pawn]

Jeffesron satan

[nocturne elk]

;birdie;

[grim edge]

so many guys like to sing this song https://open.spotify.com/track/5Z0UnEtpLDQyYlWwgi8m9C?si=4e4d3661d4fb4f6d

[tribal silo]

Omg ya this is my soul ya, oh my gaww ya

[grim edge]

like they have really good voice

husky and smooth

[nocturne elk]

💅🏻

[cursive pawn]

🍼💦

[tribal silo]

What is bro

[nocturne elk]

Why is bro

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-infinity-war-why-is-gamora-who-is-gamora-chris-pratt-where-is-gamora-gif-11868187

[tribal silo]

Protein milk water? Bro is addicted to gym all natural pre workout

[cursive pawn]

Hi

[nocturne elk]

skul

[tribal silo]

Mods ban thiz bozo

[cursive pawn]

I meant com

[tribal silo]

@glass kiln

[cursive pawn]

Like chess.com

[glass kiln]

wtf do you want

[tribal silo]

Hey there pookie

Perhaps you can be my next roblox girlfriend…

So far i have 567

Be my 568 🙏

[grim edge]

Mfs who is the GOAT?

[tribal silo]

Its me.

[grim edge]

Wrong try again

[nocturne elk]

lil boe is the guat

[lime lava]

No one knows that shi

[tribal silo]

Myself?

[lime lava]

I think its Mrbeast6000

[grim edge]

Okay so since no one knows ill say it

Novak Djokovic is the Greatest athlete of all Time

[tribal silo]

I didnt remember asking, but do ask away on who is the real goat

[tribal silo]

Um no

[nocturne elk]

blud got some big ears

he probably can hear the ball coming

[grim edge]

Ayo what

[tribal silo]

Uh his hand is huge bro is looking at ears

[lime lava]

Dont tell me its a tennis player

[nocturne elk]

💀

[grim edge]

He is bro

[nocturne elk]

he reminded me of obama lol

[lime lava]

Who watches tennis
Nah fr

[tribal silo]

Blud like ayajakanoji, but doesnt have a chess goat

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/table-tennis-fr-gif-27348982

[wise mortar]

Lil beo unblock me

[lime lava]

Of all sports you choose tennis

[grim edge]

I don't play it

[grim edge]

Magnus GOAT

[tribal silo]

Um wrong its ackshully stockfish 16

[grim edge]

Magnus is human stockfish

Bro who tf reacts to every of my messages

Thanks

[sharp spindle]

magnus is a goat

[nocturne elk]

oh my guat

[lime lava]

They leave the tv on the sports
And then go away
Tennis starts and it counts like they are watching it
Its like
Of all sports
You choose tennis...

[tribal silo]

Now thats eating with class

[nocturne elk]

yummers

[grim edge]

There are certain channels and subscriptions to be bought and with those you watch tournaments, almost all of them

[tribal silo]

This is so true. My favorite sport is pickleball.

[grim edge]

What the sigma

[wise mortar]

Pickle the king

[nocturne elk]

is the ball edible

[sharp spindle]

vs who wins

[tribal silo]

Stockfisj

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[grim edge]

It's not advised to eat the balls

[nocturne elk]

i will consider this advice carefully

[grim edge]

Balls are to be played with

[lime lava]

Its like saying your favourite sport is chess... Like cmon... and even chess is WAY better then tennis

[wise mortar]

@glass kiln please ban

[tribal silo]

He is at edge with the pings

[grim edge]

You fr haven't watched even one tennis match? They are fun

[sharp spindle]

how is something that u play sitting considered a sport?

[nocturne elk]

they are just running from one edge to the other

[grim edge]

Because Olympics said so idk

[tribal silo]

Edge runners

[wise mortar]

Yeah its fun but not fun when you start learning, i mean the ball often goes out, hitting the net etc, compared to other sports they are more forgiving for beginners

[sharp spindle]

[lime lava]

I watched 5 minutes
Worst 5 minutes of my life
Even ping pong is better

[wise mortar]

Table tennis is much more exciting i agree

[sharp spindle]

[grim edge]

I'll remember your name and I'll ping you for the Wimbledon final this year

[tribal silo]

Someone seems a little moody, perhaps a snickers will help?

[grim edge]

You'll like it, grass tournaments are the best tennis

[sharp spindle]

grass?

[grim edge]

Yeah there is a huge learning curve in tennis, that's why i only watch it lmfao

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-almagro-ballboy-tennis-oops-fall-gif-20732962

[grim edge]

There are 3 tennis courts in use

Clay, grass and hard courts

[lime lava]

Only fun moment in tennis

[nocturne elk]

"IgorLion will remember this"

[warped portal]

there is no grass

[sharp spindle]

[grim edge]

Search Wimbeldon

[sharp spindle]

[warped portal]

just because its green it doesnt mean its grass

[lime lava]

Tennis epic moments:

[sharp spindle]

will i get banned if i send something inappropriate on this channel

[grim edge]

You want a compilation of the best shots ever?

[grim edge]

How inappropriate is it

[sharp spindle]

very

[nocturne elk]

bro attacc'd the chairman umpire

[grim edge]

Then he said it slipped out of his hand

[tribal silo]

We promise we wont snitch until you post

[nocturne elk]

LMFAO

me lying in preschool

[sharp spindle]

Mrbeast6000????

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/bB2hjKq4xRM?si=v_prIHv8FzIOKhBs

[nocturne elk]

bro pulled up the source

[lime lava]

Its like a compilation of the best moves in chess for a begginer
Its just
Everyone is Celebrating and you are like

[grim edge]

Bro okay genuine question what sports do you like

[lime lava]

Im a sport lover

[sharp spindle]

the bed sport

[wise mortar]

Hey i am a sport

[grim edge]

@celest cedar you have a lover it seems like?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/lifting-this-is-happening-corona-gauntlet-exercise-workout-gif-17210607

[lament jacinth]

Duh

[lime lava]

Basket
Football
100 meter run
Swimming
Even bodybuilding
Powerlifting

Yk
Real men stuff

[honest drift]

Nuh uh

[nocturne elk]

track and field is epic

[lament jacinth]

Hola

[nocturne elk]

javelin is so scary to watch lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-john-hozier-byrne-andrew-john-hozier-long-hair-handsome-gif-16746323

this is him

Jezuz son of his mom

[sharp spindle]

nah it aint him

[grim edge]

I can see why you don't like tennis lmfao

You like big buff men

he reminds me of harry styles long hair era

[nocturne elk]

swimmers do be jacked af

[grim edge]

it's always the long and curly hair guys

[sharp spindle]

[lament jacinth]

They're skinny mfs

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-coleman-bodybuilder-gif-18836372

[nocturne elk]

i dont mean the normal guys lol

[sharp spindle]

they r small but shredded

[lament jacinth]

I mean the athletes

[grim edge]

🥵

[lament jacinth]

They're not really jacked They're just so skinny u can see every one of their muscles in 4k ultra HD

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-caeleb-dressel-usa-swimming-team-nbc-olympics-all-good-gif-22950879

idk man

hes no 120kg man but he is jacked imo

[lament jacinth]

^

[lime lava]

You like guys holding the racket
Moaning whenever they hit the ball...

[lament jacinth]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[nocturne elk]

lean is still jacked though i wouldnt call 200lb/ 90kg small necessarily

[grim edge]

Oh you haven't heard the women...

[fleet scroll]

swimmers 🤤

[grim edge]

The women go crazy

[lament jacinth]

Leave

[stuck kestrel]

i love watching the olympics ☺️

[grim edge]

imagine playing tennis, boxing, playing chess, and can sing. wowowowow

[jaunty kindle]

Imagine playing chess

[lime lava]

You said a guy is the goat
Dont switch the matter here
We were talking about men

[grim edge]

imagine being 400 elo

https://youtu.be/YL39xz9vhIU?si=PQ5qfPlElFxwKx7f

[jaunty kindle]

Oh shit

[grim edge]

im 913 right now. can't relate to being 400

[jaunty kindle]

I mean if I was a typical 400 elo player I would take some chill pills probably

Lots of*

[grim edge]

You only want to talk about men
In a sport that allows both genders
That shows your true colors

[lime lava]

[jaunty kindle]

You're close throught

[grim edge]

he likes men and theres nothing wrong about it

Mairos cooked

[lime lava]

Your interpretation is really poor
Ill let you be
Now I get your love about anime and tennis

[grim edge]

i will grind on the weekend. i might be 1K this weekend, but it depends because last time, i played 36 games from 874 to 913 lmao

[lime lava]

Your rating is cooked shut up lion

[grim edge]

When they pull up the elo card y'know they're cooked

[jaunty kindle]

Just give account details
I mean just farm hard

[grim edge]

playing with people below my elo is a disgrace

[jaunty kindle]

I honestly cant play on phone anymore as it keeps randomly freezing and restarting RIP. Now I have to get used to my dogshitter mouse

[lime lava]

Its only cause I cant give a real man advice if you are IgorLion
He just cant understand and thats ok

[grim edge]

yeah play bullet with that mouse. keep it clicking