#💬〡general-off-topic

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mellow jay
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@tribal silo y ping

ripe yew
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sometimes i feel like there's sulphuric acid in my lungs am i cooked chat

tribal silo
mellow jay
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@tribal silo @tribal silo ping yo mom

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i was chessin

ripe yew
tribal silo
grim edge
tribal silo
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Dont cook

mellow jay
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human flag always ignore me

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:/

mellow jay
grim edge
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What the sigma is 0.15 rizz

tribal silo
silent turret
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guys i have a lvl 10 gyatt recoil

mellow jay
silent turret
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its ok to be jealous

mellow jay
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cuz i aint got no 2000s

tribal silo
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You gotta be pro dude

grim edge
mellow jay
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brainrot chat

grim edge
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Brain nourishment

mellow jay
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cool cool

tribal silo
worn iceBOT
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<:profile:1016802308278976642> slave of chess (goofy player) (xyrenchess)

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profile_r Name: slave of chess (goofy player) (xyrenchess)
diamond Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

rapid Rapid: 1407 (peak)
blitz Blitz: 984 (peak)
bullet Bullet: 740 (peak)

mellow jay
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yeah no

tribal silo
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I choose to be joe rogan with my rating

grim edge
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Bro is peaking

tribal silo
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Ill bring up my rating when i start up college again

mellow jay
tribal silo
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Like blud

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U played for 7 months

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U should be cooking skull

mellow jay
mellow jay
tribal silo
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Blud

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You started when i started you could easily be 1600-1700 rn

mellow jay
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i took more than a year to get to 1300 from 100

tribal silo
mellow jay
tribal silo
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Ego and avoiding

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Playing rated to learn basic concepts

mellow jay
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i dont have shit not even ego

tribal silo
mellow jay
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i don't have intelligence

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i don't have skills

tribal silo
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Back to the sad background story

mellow jay
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so we dont talk about ego

tribal silo
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I heard this like 80 times im not even joking

mellow jay
tribal silo
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Someone play the violin right now

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We need some classical music playing

mellow jay
tribal silo
mellow jay
tribal silo
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I legit started when you started

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Sane resources

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Same yourubers

mellow jay
mellow jay
mellow jay
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i did not do that until im 400

tribal silo
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Dude

mellow jay
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what r u talking about

tribal silo
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Blud be yapping a ted talk on reasons not to improve

tribal silo
mellow jay
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you arent even listening to 1 word

tribal silo
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You littlerally play like 10 rated games a month

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And you arent able to analyze games efficiently on your own

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So rated games is the only way

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If you are competitive

mellow jay
tribal silo
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You are NOT taking a break blud

mellow jay
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DONT YOU FKING UNDERSTAND BRO

tribal silo
mellow jay
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ALL YOU DO IS YOU FOCUS ON WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY

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YOU NEVER LISTENED

tribal silo
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Because its about working smart and working hard and not giving sad background stories like bro is some anime antagonist

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Bro is NOT shigaraki

tribal silo
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You always talk negative like bro thinks shes amy schumer

mellow jay
tribal silo
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All the time yapping on being goofy would have gotten you to 1600

tribal silo
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You study board notation which hardly matters at 1300-1400

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You study a bishop and knight mate but not basic mating patterns

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☝️

mellow jay
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bro

tribal silo
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Dude

mellow jay
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first of all i did those for fun

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not for studying chess.

mellow jay
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secondly

tribal silo
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Thats counter productive

mellow jay
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its two different things between those WHERE I DO IT FOR FUN and those WHERE I DO IT FOR STUDYING CHESS AND IMPROVEMENT

tribal silo
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Bro got the efficiency of boeing

tribal silo
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Its not fun to play without playing

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Its like bro bought a nft and enjoys the receipt of a nonexistent object owned

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If you dont play rated then how do you play a game

mellow jay
mellow jay
tribal silo
mellow jay
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rated / competitive chess ruined it

tribal silo
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Edge failure or youre the one at edge

tribal silo
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Thats the goofiest take

mellow jay
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its being called casual chess for a reason

tribal silo
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Playing at the 1500 and 2000 level is so different and the fact you have barely changed your views in 8 months is insane

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So you wont improve if you stay stubborn

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Tilting is insane at the 2000 level

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But youll improve

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You are ultimately admitting to the fact you dont want to lose yet desperately want to improve in a short time frame

mellow jay
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im slave of chess not slave of rating

tribal silo
mellow jay
tribal silo
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U played 10 games and said thats a wrap bro we peaksitting with this one😭🙏

gentle cove
tribal silo
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Dude

tribal silo
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You goofing up not even jayoma is saving you with this one

mellow jay
tribal silo
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If you peaksit at 1600 maybe it could work but not really

mellow jay
tribal silo
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Just play?

slate owl
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meow

tribal silo
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Bro thinks this is charades or something

mellow jay
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ratings as noob doesnt matter dont you understand

mellow jay
slate owl
tribal silo
mellow jay
gentle cove
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Feliz navidad

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Feliz navidad

tribal silo
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Dude

gentle cove
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It's a song

lapis brook
tribal silo
gentle cove
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Couldn't be me

tribal silo
mellow jay
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my games be like

tribal silo
mellow jay
gentle cove
tribal silo
# mellow jay nah id cook

You gotta be a masochist with self humiliation thats the primary reason you dont even improve much

mellow jay
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we swinging between depressed and nah id win and call it a day

tribal silo
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Narcissistic views also play a role which is why you should just lose

gentle cove
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Mosquito gambit goes hard 🔥

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(not as hard as me)

mellow jay
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i still dont understand

tribal silo
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Im dead 💀 but im not 😵

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DUDE just play

mellow jay
tribal silo
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Blud thinks chess is like a sweatshop factory

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Just play for fun skull

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You cant play even matchmaking except rated chess

mellow jay
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yet i still lose

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no matter what

tribal silo
mellow jay
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rated or unrated doesnt matter cuz ill always end up not cooking

mellow jay
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im talking about training games

tribal silo
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You’ve used self humiliation at least 5 times so far, for validation or attention

mellow jay
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not about those games between friends

tribal silo
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Your game analyzing skills are terrible because you dont play rated much

mellow jay
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you dont even understand how those works you didnt even distinguished friend vs friend games from the actual training

tribal silo
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In the last 8 months you only played like 40 games and you heavily complain about being bad

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Maybe 100

tribal silo
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Bro is as subtle as a disney agenda, we know you seriously want to go up in rating but narcissistic views get in the way

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Its one thing to complain and its one to not

tribal silo
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I choose not to play much rated because im not as competitive

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Yet i can still probably reach 2000 and stay there for time being

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You choose to set yourself for failure and try to turn that into validation from other people

mellow jay
# mellow jay

despite some are unrated, lets say 10 games, thats still 60 in 3 months

tribal silo
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If youre gonna complain about being bad at chess then do something about it

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Your views changed like slightly in the last 4 months skull

tribal silo
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Then again youre as subtle as a disney agenda

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Like bro is always here yapping about being bad

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Bro thinks shes michael jackson

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Bro is more zesty than a lemon

mellow jay
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yap as much as you want until i walk like magnus king walk

mellow jay
tribal silo
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Blud acting like siri

mellow jay
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i havent tried playin chess with siri

tribal silo
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Why do you always deflect when you know youre in the wrong and could actually do something about it

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Just play rated because thats the only way

mellow jay
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ok but i did

tribal silo
mellow jay
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and im literally in a bus and omw to travelling i aint gonna play

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like this week

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i told you im travelling

tribal silo
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You will do the same thing over and over bro thinks this is RE ZERO or something blud is NOT subaru

mellow jay
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but ill be bac in rated after

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as planned with road to 1500 yt vids

tribal silo
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Ok and play rated every day or other day since youre more than capable than doing that

gentle cove
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@tribal silo English or Spanish

mellow jay
gentle cove
tribal silo
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You aint tricking me lil bro

gentle cove
tribal silo
gentle cove
gentle cove
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Ain't no way lmao

gentle cove
tribal silo
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Why put one

When i can put 2

wise mortar
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Bruh still fighting smh shaking

tribal silo
nocturne elk
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smh my shaking my head

wise mortar
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Shaking smh head

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How do you guys pronounce smh?

nocturne elk
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shaking head my

wise mortar
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Its Semeh no?

tribal silo
wise mortar
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Shemeh

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Syemah

nocturne elk
tribal silo
nocturne elk
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or say the words

gentle cove
wise mortar
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Cbi

nocturne elk
tribal silo
tribal silo
gentle cove
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@wise mortar

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I saw that

nocturne elk
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lmao bro understood too

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bro totally meant alpaca and not the other phrase

wise mortar
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Hm?

tribal silo
nocturne elk
gentle cove
nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Lao gan ma

nocturne elk
wise mortar
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400 elo vs 400 elo

nocturne elk
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realsies

tribal silo
wise mortar
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Send dudes

wise mortar
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Im fighting vro help

wise mortar
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.img

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🤨

tribal silo
tribal silo
nocturne elk
gentle cove
wise mortar
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Racism

nocturne elk
wise mortar
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@glass kiln ban that dude

gentle cove
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I need some sleep vro

nocturne elk
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is albert the real server owner

winged sage
wise mortar
winged sage
nocturne elk
wise mortar
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Done

winged sage
gentle cove
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Anyways I'm gonna go play an ass game called valorant : D

winged sage
gentle cove
winged sage
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globglogagalab

nocturne elk
gentle cove
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Anyways bye

winged sage
wise mortar
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Enjoy losing at valorant vro

vale frost
silent quest
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That's tough

vale frost
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Fr

silent quest
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What does built like a femboy mean @vale frost

lapis brook
silent quest
grim edge
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why doesn't chess.com ban this 1300 rated cheater? 95 accuracy minimum for 20 games, and he has 3000 history games. total bs

stable perch
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brainrot man

grim edge
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(edited)

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as they ego trip and cheat in rapid

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so done

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whereever he is from, ill call him something negative

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i cant even get above 90 consistantly and im meant to be 1700

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100 accuracy too

turbid coral
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hi

silent quest
lapis brook
silent quest
lapis brook
tribal silo
lapis brook
grim edge
nocturne elk
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otherwise could be a smurf andy's alt

silent quest
jovial fable
orchid crown
jovial fable
orchid crown
jovial fable
orchid crown
jovial fable
orchid crown
lapis brook
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oh bruh

orchid crown
brittle vale
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The website is blocked by one of my country's internet provider

lapis brook
orchid crown
brittle vale
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Is there any euro illegal stream on it? Like links or something

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Its just weird

lapis brook
orchid crown
lapis brook
orchid crown
lapis brook
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i try

brittle vale
orchid crown
brittle vale
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Like what

lapis brook
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im allergic to cats

orchid crown
orchid crown
lapis brook
orchid crown
lapis brook
orchid crown
brittle vale
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Yeah it can be changed, can be accessed like that, but there is another problem

glass grail
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why do parents give like under 5 year olds ipad

lapis brook
glass grail
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im so thankful now that i was given a smartphone only when i was 13

lapis brook
orchid crown
glass grail
orchid crown
orchid crown
glass grail
lapis brook
orchid crown
lapis brook
orchid crown
glass grail
lapis brook
glass grail
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cant imagine what it does to a 5 year old

lapis brook
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cant find something interesting atm

orchid crown
orchid crown
glass grail
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gen alpha gonna need a subway surfers splitscreen to watch the moon landing

brittle vale
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The internet provider that blocked the website holds the license to stream Euro in 🇻🇳, but there are some rumors that the website have some illegal streaming links, is that true

orchid crown
brittle vale
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We are going to block steam soon if valve doesnt do anything lol

glass grail
grim edge
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I don't like kids

brittle vale
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The "illegal games"

orchid crown
orchid crown
lapis brook
orchid crown
glass grail
lapis brook
brittle vale
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The website is blocked

orchid crown
brittle vale
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My friend cant access

orchid crown
lapis brook
brittle vale
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VPN sucks with this server man

lapis brook
brittle vale
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I still can be flagged in rapid games lol

lapis brook
brittle vale
lapis brook
brittle vale
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Okay thanks

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Does it work on ios devices?

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Okay thanks a lot

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I will try and figure this out

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The server sucks now this thing

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Ah somebody talked about it

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My bad

grim edge
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Hello fellow humanoids

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stfu

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sello there friend uhhh

orchid crown
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the phantom of the opera is there

wise mortar
fleet scroll
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Erm

grim edge
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Erm

vestal basin
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Erm

vale frost
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1857 LES GO

grim edge
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i got banned from discord for 3 days

fluid hill
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hi josh

wise mortar
proper kettle
fleet scroll
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too bad it wasn't a perma ban

lapis brook
fleet scroll
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unsavory individual that most places would be better off without

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unless he'd stfu with his brainrot and just post pictures of the food he cooks

lapis brook
fleet scroll
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?

wise mortar
lapis brook
west reef
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Touch some grass noobs

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Touch grass

marsh wave
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Perry!

hearty glacier
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IT'S PERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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oh wait a sec

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it ain't perry

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it's an impasta

marsh wave
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Wonder why.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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lol! smh*

tribal silo
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Dont let bro into the lottery

marsh wave
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You're funny

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like real funny

slate owl
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meow

hearty glacier
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meow?

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nya nyapatsu

marsh wave
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I don't meow.

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I guess I did....

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So many obvious blunders...

hearty glacier
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who's the idiot reacting blunders to everyone , he is such an edgy pos

marsh wave
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I'm entirely interested in funny people.

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ha!

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another blunder

hearty glacier
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bruv idk some people are idiots and keep spaming reactions

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for attention

marsh wave
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There clearly just messing around. Don't lose your sanity. lol

hearty glacier
marsh wave
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You should have maintained it.

hearty glacier
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nah gotta go study

marsh wave
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Oh

hearty glacier
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btw anyon by chance play ''blue archive''?

marsh wave
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Bro was fooled

hearty glacier
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i just stumbled upon that game on mobile and it's so fricking fun

marsh wave
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Which game?

fleet scroll
tribal silo
marsh wave
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Ew.

tribal silo
sour thorn
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anyone wanna play squid game

tribal silo
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My sjw club wont be happy about this

marsh wave
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I seen this one streamer that was playing fortnite such an interesting game. I really like building things.

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I could make a house.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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omg*

tribal silo
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Bros building:

marsh wave
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I want build.

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Make me a house.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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Yes.

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How do we setup?

tribal silo
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Oh shoot

marsh wave
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I mean right now?

tribal silo
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Puzzle battles system sucks bro you have to add someone i cant even send it as a game

marsh wave
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Are you asking me to add me?

tribal silo
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Its annoying how its gatelocked by chesspremium

marsh wave
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Was that you?

tribal silo
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Since theres lag and other delays

tribal silo
marsh wave
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Okay

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When you send a challenge lmk*

cinder zenith
tribal silo
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i lagged out game frozen

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Puzzle battles cooks 🔥

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Ill just resend after game finishes

tribal silo
marsh wave
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Lmao

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No way! I hadn't even done puzzles in so long.

tribal silo
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I checked discord and my puzzles froze

marsh wave
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I only did fourteen.

tribal silo
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Most likely to prevent cheating

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Do i resend

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I wanna do a couple and im done today

marsh wave
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Not yet. You haven't lost the first one...

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You still have ten seconds!

tribal silo
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Not to brag but i did 0 puzzles bro beat that

marsh wave
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I seriously couldn't

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Wow almost 1200 rating.

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Are we married?

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Cause like how else can I repay you.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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That's lame

tribal silo
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I moved over to puzzle rushes

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Puzzle battles works but i dont like the chances it can lag

marsh wave
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I was only a 550-600 so that probably hurt for you.

tribal silo
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I can just play more and losing points doesnt matter

marsh wave
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I need to practice lately my chess has been way better than my puzzles.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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I am thinking more. So I was slower at the puzzles.

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No what if you lag out?

tribal silo
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Puzzle battles is some tryhard thing i dont do that for now

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So i could lose 1000 rating and i wouldnt care

marsh wave
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No.

tribal silo
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Blud

marsh wave
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I'm not letting you just lose to me.

tribal silo
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Puzzle battles dont worry on lag

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Ill lock in

olive crane
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gy

lapis brook
marsh wave
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haha

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I mean okay.

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You said so.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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Nice job.

tribal silo
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Puzzle battles is weird

marsh wave
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You are good at that. I had a few I should have spent more time with.

tribal silo
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Puzzle rushes is better for faster pace improvement

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Usually i get 35-40 per a puzzle rush

marsh wave
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Does it count toward stats somewhere?

minor spoke
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Same lol not much

tribal silo
marsh wave
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I see.

tribal silo
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We can play 2 quick rapid games if you want but

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I will sleep soon after that

minor spoke
tribal silo
marsh wave
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That's good, I've done thousands of puzzles just on my older account which I deleted.

tribal silo
marsh wave
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I think you'll defeat me but I'll try.

tribal silo
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So my tactics are very sharp but my positional play needs a ton of work and i been working on it for 2 months now

marsh wave
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That's a lot. I was doing 1,000 a day for a while.

marsh wave
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But I only did like 2 days of that.

tribal silo
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What rated was the puzzles

marsh wave
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Around 1400-2000

tribal silo
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Oh

marsh wave
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My best solves are like 2600 area.

tribal silo
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I thought you mean like 2500+ rated puzzles

marsh wave
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On lichess I could do it.

slate owl
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meow

tribal silo
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I was almost 3500 puzzles on cc but for the last 6 months i havent been competitive

marsh wave
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But chess.com I coudn't climb enough to get to those puzzles.

tribal silo
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I was at 2000 and then i lost all my rating

silent quest
tribal silo
marsh wave
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Okay beast lets play.

tribal silo
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Quick wedgie in 5 seconds

silent quest
marsh wave
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No you don't!

tribal silo
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They premove like 5 moves

agile cedar
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yeah in 3% of the game

wise mortar
wise mortar
tidal crest
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the Vietnamese combined with the selfie pfp made me think someone is trying to scam me 😭

pale viper
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We've failed our ancestors, who survived throughout life for us...

silent quest
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Erm

lapis brook
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Erm

loud mural
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Chess.com mods could probably make someone cut their thing

Now stay with me..

blazing ore
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me when @e ping (shut up)

tired ruin
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yo i havent been in this server for like a month or two

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@fervent comet what changed

tidal crest
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THERE WONT BE SEASON 3????

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4

tired ruin
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no did you not know

eternal tangle
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What

tidal crest
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idek if I watched the third

tired ruin
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LMAO

eternal tangle
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WhT

tired ruin
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yeah Disney like cut the budget and stuff

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because it didnt fit the disney brand

eternal tangle
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WUT

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Huh

tired ruin
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shhh

eternal tangle
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What

tidal crest
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does the third only hv 3 eps?

tired ruin
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yeah but

eternal tangle
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...

tidal crest
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long

tired ruin
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its special length

eternal tangle
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Um

tired ruin
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basically 7 episodes

tidal crest
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then I'll watch it sometime

tired ruin
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really good dude

eternal tangle
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Ok....

grim edge
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Wtf

tired ruin
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season finale gonna make you cry

tidal crest
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I hope the main character which I alr forgot the name of is super lesbian 😊

eternal tangle
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....

tired ruin
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😒

tidal crest
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oh lmao it says it right here

tired ruin
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finale will make you super emotional 100%

eternal tangle
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Uhmmmmm.

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.

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.

dry chasm
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Romania

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Romania

tidal crest
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YESSSSSSSSS I LOVE THEMMMM 👅

dry chasm
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Hmm

tired ruin
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lmaooo

dry chasm
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real

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Ok anyway Slovakia is getting cooked today

tidal crest
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I'm half Romanian and my mother won't let me get a citizenship I'm so mad 😡

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oh were talking abt football

dry chasm
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Skill issue perhaps?

grim edge
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What the sigma

tidal crest
eternal tangle
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..... . .. ..

tired ruin
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over here in the united states (no romanian citizenship 😔 )

tidal crest
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🤣

dry chasm
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3-0 ez

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Fr fr

tidal crest
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Romania be whipping Slovaks til they weep

marsh wave
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Blood caked hands. #poem

Leaving us all alone is the moon' her aura glistening; resonating to something inside my being. Turns away from me in the morning before us. She takes the pain away so on the day to day I howl and reminisce of the night, the darkness' shades of gray.

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It's about a werewolf.

frigid zephyr
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twilight reference?

marsh wave
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not intentional

frigid zephyr
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nah you good

agile cedar
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7

frigid zephyr
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my mother is obsessed with the twilight

tidal crest
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Edward is a killer + not even hot I can't believe Bella likes him. Like yeah he saved her life but he's a murderer dude who cares if his skin is sparkling

marsh wave
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She's like sparkles omg

frigid zephyr
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she will keep watching it over and over again and never get bored of it

frigid zephyr
tidal crest
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twilight is either bad or I'm too lesbian to enjoy it

frigid zephyr
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not gonna lie

tidal crest
frigid zephyr
tidal crest
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I need to watch the hunger games

olive crane
tidal crest
tired ruin
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👍

tired ruin
lapis brook
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hi

silent quest
tired ruin
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nvm hes hot bro

marsh wedge
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approval typo ooops

silent quest
marsh wedge
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I haven't seen the certification.

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Obviously God exists, but people? HA!

silent quest
marsh wedge
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i'm going by experience

marsh wave
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We're just AI.

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Not people.

marsh wedge
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i was told ai are your homies

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by the chess homies squad

marsh wave
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I was dating one.

marsh wedge
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what a great time

marsh wave
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Very toxic relationship

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He was abusive.

silent quest
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BRUHNOOO god save me from this brainrot

marsh wedge
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but self programming makes for stable reliable

marsh wave
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The ai hurt my feelings.

marsh wedge
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im sorry

marsh wave
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lmao I'm kidding

marsh wedge
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oh ok

marsh wedge
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consider becoming overpowered and the ground of eternity also bruh

marsh wave
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The battlefield of eternity!

marsh wedge
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chess! what a great idea

marsh wave
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My chess has improved lately.

marsh wedge
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oh, nice!

vestal basin
marsh wave
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Oh this isn't chess talk what am I doing here....?

silent quest
vestal basin
marsh wedge
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i think kostya likes the last option, kauvitsky

hearty glacier
marsh wave
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huh?

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Wasn't that hours ago...

hearty glacier
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discord highlights the mentions

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marsh wedge
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thanks

marsh wedge
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it was not easy

hearty glacier
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i am spending 12 hours in library everyday free air conditioner 🙂

marsh wedge
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instructions unclear. i accidentily won

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i was try to lose but it did not work oh well

hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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get better at losing rating? thanks!

marsh wedge
hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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i played the potato game

hearty glacier
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literally u

marsh wedge
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tn championships beat IM by accident sort of

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i brought baked potato

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i was late to the game, i needed money worth at buffet

marsh wedge
hearty glacier
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Accidents happen, congrats!

marsh wedge
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whered you get the photo

hearty glacier
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Buffets are the best, right?

marsh wedge
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yeah! i can eat lots of chess pieces as ben finegold recommended

hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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yeah i mean i played for a draw to play for a win as IM Yaacov Norowitz recommended

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it worked because as tarrasch says your opponent will find a bad plan

hearty glacier
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Think about it—versatile, humble, and yet so profound. They're like the proletariat of the vegetable kingdom, quietly sustaining us while other flashy veggies hog the limelight. And buffets, oh boy, they're like microcosms of societal excess and opportunity—where every plate tells a story of personal strategy and conquest. So, accidentally beating IM? It's like a metaphor for shaking up the established order, proving that even the most unexpected can triumph.

marsh wedge
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clearly, you can do nothing to win.

hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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NM Joseph Truelson modeled this to beat an IM some years ago

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He trades all the pieces for a draw

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and the im is like NOOOO ur too low rated for this u have the low rating advantage i retreat all my pieces gg

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dang it i gained rating - joseph

marsh wedge
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they don't call "IM" Imposter master for no reason

hearty glacier
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Picture this: a chicken facing off against a GM and an IM in a chess match. The GM strategizes with profound intensity, while the IM stumbles in, accidentally tipping over the board. Feathers fly, chaos reigns, and somehow, the chicken emerges victorious amidst the absurdity of it al

marsh wedge
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i heard the others are "not master", "cheating master", "fake master", and "garbage master"

hearty glacier
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the chicken only won because the IM fumbled

marsh wedge
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also when will alphazero get good at chess

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fr. needs to work on it's technique

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let stockfish escape a few times

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and also calculation not that concrete at times ngl

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at least it is ahead and realizes the berlin endgame is better for black, sort of

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oops i forgot to publish that for four years

hearty glacier
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100% like who tf gave the fishs ability to buy stockes and why is it that relevant in modern chess

marsh wedge
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exactly

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as they say: "buy high, sell low"

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as they say: "ice floats because heat rises"

hearty glacier
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@thorny loom care to way in on this high IQ conversation?

marsh wedge
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as they say: "verily , verily, a fortuitous occasion indeed"

marsh wedge
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hey can i have my account back chess.com someone changed my pw from the inside

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my email is down i can't verify directly

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im logoczar

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typethreewaffles also some years ago

hearty glacier
# thorny loom hm?

idk i lost some neurones in the last few minutes with this guy , thought i'd share it with u

marsh wedge
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get better neurogenesis

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i heard adults need that literally more than is possible

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but these days i check my sources

thorny loom
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i did too

marsh wedge
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i recommend winning the game

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if you lost ur neurons can i have them pls

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i think that might be good for regaining prodigy powers

hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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supposedly im getting too old

silent quest
marsh wedge
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debatable but ok

upbeat viper
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@marsh wedge connect your account

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marsh wedge
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but great idea thanks

silent quest
marsh wedge
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"if it's free, it's for me!" - NM Joseph Truelson

upbeat viper
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we can't do anything as mods for you

marsh wedge
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they have a new bot program

hearty glacier
hearty glacier
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also public libraries are free , but they open very few hours a day

marsh wedge
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did they kick you out yet

marsh wave
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ugh

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hey guys

marsh wedge
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sup what is chess

hearty glacier
marsh wedge
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oh, okay. seems legit

marsh wedge
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worked for me too

marsh wave
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i had an idea

marsh wedge
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wow, really?

marsh wave
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im going to do more writing

silent quest
marsh wave
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wow

marsh wedge
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jordan peterson suggests taking your word seriously

marsh wave
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HA

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good sense of humor

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ty, dearly beloved we are gathered here t'day

marsh wedge
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"because now we go to my story of when and how it was created. lets get right into this."

hearty glacier
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-.- with all the weird stuff that is said on here , frick gets blocked

marsh wedge
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"i was fascinated by this discovery and i kept analyzing the chess rocks."

dry chasm
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Ok comeback time

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Slovaks messed up big time

marsh wedge
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"and i also figured out why the creators didn't add him to the game of chess but ill save that for later,"

marsh wedge
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"chess was founded right about 1920Ad right after WW1 when Canadian hikers were climbing the mountain"

dry chasm
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Ahahahahahaha

marsh wedge
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(...) "and thus chess was created."

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sincerely, xon the humblest

dry chasm
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ROMÂNIA

marsh wedge
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hey just asking do people like chess

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^^we can assume that people exist, somehow, for the sake of the question

dry chasm
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No

marsh wedge
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oh

dry chasm
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But ok

marsh wedge
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deal with it

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as xon said: "As the mystery unwieldy i met an old friend..... one not to be reckoned with of course i dealt with him accordingly"

marsh wave
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Hey

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guys this is my new novel im starting

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Rachel’ out.

Dear Oswald, I’m writing to you today to describe a personal feeling. It’s my own. I’m alone at home right now, there’s not much on my mind. I corrected the sentence previously it said that there were not “a lot” on my mind. I’m telling you this cause dear.

I love you.

❤️

Internal thought; Backspace.

Bach and space the mortebello of grace, streaming with passion of devouring ego. Sheer brilliance in the game of intelligence. If you haven’t thought of that you’re probably a moron. “Wink.”

The idea here is to maintain a societal normal. That phrase in itself is disgusting and we do not all know why?

The premises is that a normality is a rational thought. But it isn’t. The normalization of chaotic thoughts is mundane and inordinate. My deepest regrets can be unconcealed in lines 2-3’

Of the following sentence.

My time in jail’ was between us.

That much is a mystery even unto me. But let me paint the narrative.

marsh wedge
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hey what about xon's theory As I was wandering through the lower ends of the Inca Temples i Discovered someone and something very interesting, my archives will be remembered for this oh yeah and magnus carlsen died.....

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chess is a novel i heard

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a battle between to kingdoms

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kingGods, arguably, as the psalms fortold

marsh wave
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that's just the hook

marsh wedge
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i know

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Recent studies have shown....

grim edge
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that typing in Italics can make someone like the Italian opening

marsh wedge
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the italian is a strange waffle but not with the truelson piano!!!!!!

dry chasm
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România

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Ok we got this dw

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Ok 300

cerulean rivet
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Does anyone know about tic tac toe?

minor spoke
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👀

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Tune jeopardy music for dahlia

grim edge
sand rampart
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hi

calm kiln
marsh wave
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Chapter. 4

Where the fud*ge are you at in the book?

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it does not say fudge

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oops small' typo

weak cairn
brisk igloo
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hi guys whats going on ?

digital wind
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e

hearty glacier
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i'm back

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it's been a while since i actually felt my brain getting sore

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don't wanna ping the mods but at least spell ur scam correctly ''Claim -.- not cliam''

night ice
grim edge
fading wind
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hi

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wsg everyone

grim edge
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I'm back fellas 🤯

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The last ban was really random tho.

vestal basin
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All my fellas🗣️💯❗❗

lament jacinth
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Hiii

fading wind
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shawarma

marsh wave
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i love that movie @teal dragon Which ones it

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leg you giggled

woven oak
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hi

marsh wave
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i heard u

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from mars

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Oh gee

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?.

marsh wave
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Woo

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what does it mean

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woo so expresional an element of life

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take note

marsh wave
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i have to meet with somewan

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bbl in an hour

grim edge
silent quest
grim edge
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The genius

crimson fern
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the INTJ

silent quest
crimson fern
minor owl
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yuh

minor owl
umbral wind
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Can’t wait to meet my chess idols at twitchcon!!

minor spoke
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Dang I haven’t seen u in a while

grim edge
crimson fern
grim edge
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Wow titled player. Nice!

minor spoke
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Wait yeah he wasn’t titled before right

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@umbral wind HYPERS

grim edge
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i think hes been a titled player

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but not recognized by cc yet

minor spoke
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Ah ok

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Wtvr it’s a w either way

grim edge
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agree. it's really important to have a label

marsh wave
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my heart broke

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that was chillling

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kekw

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idk if im happy about it

grim edge
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Anna Cramling and Maria Emelianova are the prettiest female titled players.

marsh wave
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who cares

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Anna cramlng is the GOAT

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next to her pretty miss LIL botez sis has a iconic voice

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the cutest streamer rn though has to be bean dip

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Maria has a nicer name tho

elfin pebble
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Lmao

marsh wave
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woah

marsh wave
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no laughing that's absurd

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wow im head buzzed rn

compact mantle
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But I see why you have that opinion

grim edge
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she has a calm energy

compact mantle
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Idk who that is ngl😂

marsh wave
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attn seeking misfit

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wants me to beg for her attn

grim edge
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photochess that's her twitch

compact mantle
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Oh she’s good looking

marsh wave
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like i care

compact mantle
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I think the women’s world champ is best looking ngl

marsh wave
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just looking to be a yes type for someone whos smart one day

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why is it so difficult to find mate on this board

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🔥

soft sequoia
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Man championship will always be better

grim edge
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anna cramling looks like a bird

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i know you miss me, but im happy that you got your title

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i like the botez girl

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not the one with the smokers voice

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if i had 8 or 9 drinks i would probably talk to her

restive storm
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lol

grim edge
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if i had 20 drinks id talk to hikaru

vestal basin
candid grotto
compact mantle