#💬〡general-off-topic
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wazap
this game is diabolical
who's white
Some random 1900
give me you chess .com id
Username?
ok
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wazap
whats wrong bro
? that's a cool way to wassup
oh my bad
who wins in a fight between gusion and dyrroth?
i have braib damage
Wanna exchange brains, maybe we have a "compatibility" problem
I have nothing to extange
You got dem geometry dash skills
I do have 31 demons
That's wicked insane, can you tell me what is the chess rating equivalent of that?
I'm noob so I only know couple famous ones like slaughterhouse, tidal wave, electrodynamix 2 etc
Ah yes Acheron
3 cabbages and 12 potatoes
Eww,d4,Bf4
The rest goes down hill from there
lookin for 3 people to play bug house, anyone up for a game?
Hmm
Hello Mari... I'm fine ty
Some people got that in them , the get offended at lit everything trait
Sure , what's your cc
im low in my elo, just started this week
Its alr im bad too
Spider-Man
like 126 ,but 670 puzzles
Everyone starts somewhere
Spider-Man into the verse
whats your elo?
1370
polecatslilya
How long u been playin?
I started in 2022
Yep 1300s are pretty bad
Jus a sec i was in a game
Sent you a request
ok let me check
1900s , 2000s and above
ok
hi

🙂

gg!
Gg
you caught me in the end game
i usually do 15 min tho
always run out of time for 10 min
I was winning since you blundered your queen

ughh what would you have done?
with the queen?
moved back to safety?
or attack?
i usually avoid trades

same
cuz the queen is the best , like an ace in deck of cards
I try to get a winning position and trade everything off taking the game to the end game
Jus a personal preference
ok ig there are diff winning strategies
Absolutely
i need to read a book on chess
Depends on the position ofc
or something
do you know of any games?
any books on chess?
do you follow daniel n
I love danya
who else do you recommend?
do you play any real grandmasters bro?
or do only high level play those
Umm i haven't read books on chess much you should checkout the woodpecker method for Puzzles and learn the basics and then maybe checkout how to reassess your chess
Maybe gotham chess for some beginner stuff
lichess
I jus played thousands of game until i got better
None
Jus learn the basics , two pawns in the centre if you can , develop your pieces, dont block your own bishops and shi
ofcourse not
Most of us aren't even 2500
can i see your mbti? are you assertive or turbulent intp?
It isn't good to avoid everytime
ok now i realize that lowk
but like what do you trade and when, thats the difficult stuff
haha
Just analyze the game and study, you will understand, like, if your enemy has a strong bishop or knight, and you can exchange your bad bishop or knight, you analyze whether this exchange is bad for you or not, whether it is the best move for you, do it
whats your elo
There you go
Is intp rare?
Yes
I have a lot of friends having intp
Intx are rare
As their mbti
What's that
If you become my friend so it will be x+1
Fill in p or j for x
Why?
Cuz intj and intp are most introverted personalities
"It's rare"
Both
Haha you're intp as well?
Almost everyone calls themself by introvert
Yeah, i think it's turbulent, idk, idc for personality test
Nowadays every other person is a self proclaimed introvert

Big data 
ML
Lol I’m assertive intj (57% assertive)
Turbulence makes me overthink
That’s why I keep myself busy and not bored so no time to be turbulent
Maybe its more like you plan everything i plan jus the thing that needs to be planned
Like for example trips
Elon musk and Zuckerberg are intj
Jokes on you Einstein was an intp
How do you plan? All intps seem pretty (not lazy) but just messy and last minute project ppl
Tesla intj
That guy was jus a diff breed
I can't send images here lol
I plan by making my intj friend plan 
I love math not science
You gotta get the trusted role
I don't think that i am intp, i just think that i like fluid ideas like math
I am premed Major myself but like and prefer statistical theory more
And probability
Not science but more like information and knowledge
That's interesting never have i ever seen a med student love math
There’s always something to see in science, but not something to control like variables in math
I’m minoring in Stats and health informatics
Way to go
I think healthcare except surgery is boring
hi
Hi 👋
A medic?
Why's that (not a med student)
No college
Wdym
What does mean med
I said medic intead of doctor, my falt
Isn't Medic used for doctors working for like military or sum
Yes and no , depending on your country
For armed forces
Idk, i thought that medic was the right word
Im American 🇺🇸
Fair
I'm American 🇧🇷
Im asian 
That’s Brazil
Yes?
Not American flag
I'm American dude
South American
I’m from Los Angeles so I know lots of Asian friends . Are you Korean? Chinese?
Indian
I’m Caucasian
That's africa
Armenian
Jk, ik geography
Gah dayum bro
You can't be american then 
l
Are you American?
Well, i think that you can be
i jus said im asian
How so
american is a nationality
I’m Armenian but American born and raised
Brazil is from american, don't you know? There is 36 country in america
aremenian people are so friendly
Is it like a citizenship thingy?
yes
Yes
I am not attacking you, just to remind
Finally bro
Nowdays it's hard to know when you're getting attacked in internet
there is 1 country in america, it is america
Yeah, you are american
north/south
@ember willow It was a joke , there's a stereotype that Americans dont know geography no?
i mean we are taught geography in school
I know geography

Yeah
south america or north america isn't a continent, both are a subcontinent
yes
Alr
The Markus thread got removed now and I hope he used this whole debate to mature a little bit. No more further debate needed, after so many comments by so many different people
The hell where people debating about
hi
#IStandWithGrace #FreeThrow #FreeBritney
#GetConnected
wha
wait really
?
what happened?
I can't tell you the tea because youre not trusted yet
ridiculous standards 🙂
Cancel them
No reason to stirr drama anymore but be aware that coaches exist who tell u u suck in chess on a non constructive basis 
so what if I am trusted 🤔
wow
i just want you to get the trusted role :3
Oml 
so do i get suspicious role then? :3
thats funny coming from markus 

me 48 and a idk
Yeah chess coach of the month, u only deserve that with a bit of spice
bold of u to assume im not older than middle aged
im in a retirement home rn 
3rd degree burn damn
OMG a boomer who can text?????
make us some cookies and tell us about the vietnam war

the roast. everybody. the roast
i will give u my extra special salmonella cookies
Are they just cookie dough
add a lil crunch to the cookie and ur bones
if you need a hand on the server to learn the community in a friendly manner listen to @grim edge she is the sweetest person here
Why
Omg top tear coaching right there

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wait, am i dyslexic
Now he turned it all around
Bro had a whole arch
Yes
arch?? he does yoga? 
Tottally wasn't a really bad typo 
is this eric hansen from temu
this is general off topic lil will
Politics 
that would be much more server appropriate 
Yes sir we will totally not get banned

Whats ur favorite tv show right now
Erm idk
Probably game of thrones if
where not counting animation
yea
game of thrones is good still havent watched it tho
life imitates art is that what they say
It's great man
yea
life kinda feels like game of thrones in some ways
obv not as extreme but the direction we're headed
The constant betrayal and everyone dieing?
mm yea when ppl have to fond for themselves
True
the sneak peek
what is?
o/
Lmao Peter Griffin was banned?
No proof no trust

Sent to my adress plz
I need for further tests
lmfao
@nimble flume
Wtf 💀
Hello fellow humanoids
And what’s the reason for that…
😭
"under the sea" nah under the influence
i cannot spell for the life of me
bro thinks he's the rizzler

"are you from tenesse cuz ur the only ten i see" type shit
I rage so much.
:}
Chess!

W
@grim edge
Do any of you use X?
Y
I'm asking.
No
Why not? Is there a specific reason or just no use for it?
Nah
Okay good chat.
It's too much
sup yall
:3
oh shit I join at the wrong time nvm
I could be what you wanted but not needed. That tells me I don't have to say what I don't mean. All I felt I needed was words to say. To make the pain go away. I realized you were just another heart I'd have to break. I'm addicted to hurting. Love is learning. #PoetryIsNotDead
see yall later

What 💀
It's poetry.

Runaway doo doo doo doo doo doo
That was poetry
Wild
Wild like
haha
Wtf is a grubstitches
Wtf.
I hope you're all doing good.
Wtf is a var1ousxheuss ?
Not rlly but thanks
Still haven’t gotten a response to that
Except it’s more of variohsusuehsjkslslskskdkdjdhdjeksk
Keep hoping
Wild
idk why but this make you sound emo :p
Ur asking to get roasted rn
dawg I'm just saying 💀
Why did bro self react
Me please
Nice English
this ones not long enough to get on X without premium membership omg....
or to long I mean
Self destruction is not in my nature. I'm dangerous and tempting but you should know I won't let you be my failure. Keep me going when it's difficult to take a breath' I'll be there. Love is my nature. When you stop this life unfurls; leads into your destiny. You'll be cherished in my memory. #poetry
Keep it for vc
I wrote that where r u getting these from
🔥
weird to say but whatever
Stop plagiarizing
LMAO
It's my writing LOL
Wild. Good for you
Plagiarism is stealing.
Nah I def wrote that
Wild tbh
"last thing I wanna do" that mean you still would do it 💀
That means I would never
Smh my head
mmmmm smh my head
You do it
Cute
tf choclate 💀

what's wrong with you today bro 💀
Wild
Gimme pancakes and go back to the soccer field and touch grass
nah my leg hurt I did too much running and no pancakes for you
U DENIED PANCAKES FOR THE FIRST TIME TF
smh
Cute
Wink wink
... she have a bf
💀💀💀
and I already have someone on my mind
?
Go on
wdym go on?
Why are you all fighting?
Hello I have a question, does playing chess boost intelligence in the brain? Is this a known and proven fact or no?
I’m entertaining myself
It can certainly help with cognitive function.
Chess elo directly correlates to intelligence and is a better measurement of it than IQ
Wether or not it increases inteligince depends on how much you learn from it.
Wild
Explaining why vari is <500
omg is that doryetuosenbcakohn
playing chess can increase your intellegence from sea sponge level to understanding how the universe works
Frfr
I'm not sure is it doryetuosenbcakohn
Poggies is watching a movie rn lmao
I won't be a sea sponge any longer!
realsies
nope im the globglogabgalab
Correct
this is me
Say that out loud
what
I got a free chess book :D
how do u have things on your monitor
It’s mine now
good morning
bro got them thicc monitors
AMAY
well well well
TALK TO ME
:)
guess what 🔫
huh
Nah he’s ghosting me sob
I will come later when a particular person is not here
IM SORRY
o-o
blud castled
lmao
Queenside…
Who
what's wrong ith queen side castel ?
I wonder
???
if you know, what it means 😔
Keep questioning ull go places
to find your dreams
No ur dreams are all found, u just have to chase them
Anyways I should study it's 4:55 am and I have only a week left dor my holiday hw and exams too 💀 Cya guys later
🧐
wait wtf Magnus lost to a FM
💀
haha
Can yall shut up respectfully 😭
no, respectfully
no!

oh fck- I should study or I'll fail now
before going I want to say
I’m watching
study the sicilian defense drag on deez nuts variation
💀 nahh
U actually suck
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR 🫂
What 😭
Lol Hi choclate
explanation for what?
Idk
||not|| relatable
Alive but left server
y?
very relatable
Some combination of laziness and stupidity
Of not knowing how to rejoin

wtf Liya removed me, you removed me and now I just saw that v removed me too 😭 why??
this popped up after i searched "s" in the gifs
Liya is unexplainable
try it
and others?
Idk
that's wrong 😭 at least give ur reason
bro wtf
guys is vimun alive here?
Busy asf and wanted to remove some ppl I barely talk to 💀
oh 💀
Nope gone a long while ago
@grim edge Helped me tho 🫂 when I was suspended
bro is like 5 months late
Frank my guy relax
oh
i'll consider it
bro had a lil too much to drink
all good, amay. we gucci
you are 5 months late bro
Guys chill I am going to send the goat gif now Just shut up for a second
He made a comeback too with fin
Can I have gucci
stop
LITERALLY MASHU LMAOOO
:)
if this ever happen in my soccer match I'd laugh till I die lol
this chat went from cat gifs to shit and piss gifs
That’s entirely ur fault
I tried to change it
And what happened?
Nah you see that would never be me
Oh really
I have so many Puma t-shirt lowers and shoes that it looks like they sponsored me.
Part 2 of the story I just read?
it's in general chat lol
yes cause I play RW not CB
same gif
Alr bruh cut the gif spam
who says i regret it
Okay
#💬〡general-off-topic message follow it from here
yo do u guys like trolling catfish people?
who straight up ask questions like "Where are u from" and "Can I see you?"
I actually have done that
I am trolling the same catfish with 3 of my accounts and shes frustrated 😭
Can I see you?
*he
I stopped because of how disgusting conversations with those people are
💀 I have my picture on pc but I won't send ofc
would you guys play a match against magnus carlsen with a guaranteed win but a big black oily muscular man twerks on your face once every 30 seconds for 10 seconds
Terrible idea
imo it's a win win
I just fckin ask for their picture (ofc it is fake) and then do a google image search and then send the link to the picture 😭
What is even that question
accept my frnd req noob
But but but
i once asked a question: who would win in orb: magnus or levy but magnus has extreme diarrhea
but?
Is it important
typo
what?
Like wtvr u wanna say in DMs is it important 
U don't know how believable I made it, I had a mega zip file with video-voice verifications, around 2gb of pics (including U know what) but I stopped because i felt terrible conversation with those man was absolutely disgusting
what did you all get on geometry regents
Where’s the skull option
Tho I took 30euro but yeah no
💀
twerk on him
I expected people to vote for "no"
we should watch EURO2024 frfr
So clearly
I just watched it, I'm disappointed in Serbia
oh
ight time to jump back to copa america
Idk have any topics and I have L convo skills when I can't find any topic
It got to a point where I started to use voice changer soo I can catfish in voice 💀
Where are U from
Well well
dude planned whole money heist
I'm from asia :p
FCK I SHOULD STUDY
Is that how u catfish
If I didn't felt disgusted with what I did I would continue doing that
Cap
Dayum
Yeah but I stopped
I had a phase where I would challenge up people to play chess with me on a catfish acc telling them I'm like a bigginer
Okay I also catfished one guy (when I was 13) I used picture of an Instagram model (eventually she was from his city and was her frnd too 💀 )
and then I stopped
for a twerk
I used to last summer 💀💀
my man frank loves twerking
Nahh just not willing to spend my money online
Very descriptive
If vegan people don't eat animals to save them,
Why do they eat their food?
DEEP THOUGHTS
ong
What?
I know how to twerk
so what you're saying is: we should feed animals vegan ppl
I used to do "garmi garmi" step
Keep yourself safe
Sounds great
Why I can't send pics in this channel
Yeah that sucks
Soo beautiful 🤩🤩🤩
what if
What
If you poop in elevator,
you take ur shit to next level
DEEP THOUGHTS
shimmy shimmy ay shimmy ay shimmy ya drank swalalala drank swalalala
I'm so sleepy
If Time is Money,
Is ATM machine Time Machine?
Deep Thoughts
i hate those fat ass cats
Definitely at 2am
what country is blud in
eu?
Republic of Srpska
@minor spoke I hate you dude
bro got beef
u should oil up, become black, get 60 more kilograms and twerk on his face
he's into it
step two is a little challenging
nah mate jus switch teams rq
`
some people are just like potatoes, they came out overcooked
i don't mean overcooked as in their skin is black
@fluid hill check this out
i remember one day i'm pissing in a toilet and i hear outside: after rain there's thunder as he aggressively shits himself then twerks
lol
you were overcooked
Shut the hell up
:(
How dare you
you were cooked perfectly with a delicious charred outside
💀
Don't try to sugarcoat what you just called me

@fluid hill They're harassing me now
i agree
Theyre complimentling you
Nahhh
be grateful
benchmarks
you dont get many complimetns
everybody
EXCUSE ME
:)
I get more than you can imagine!
its ok joshy boo boo bear
:(
your cool
*you're
cat
Meow

this is why nobody compliments you
bazooka
No I'm exaggerating on purpose
@proper kettle i'll compliment u if u twerk on me
Hell no
he only does that for me
missed chance
no
LMAO
get a room u two love birds
Nawww
Okay, no.
what the hell
bro that book was written in the late 1500s
i didn't
I'm not gay sorry bro
yes
No it ain't bru
Hold your horses
Does it grip?
Straight to the core? Yeah sure bud
wait women are real?
I just found out
I just kissed a pigeon
No pls
Make me a sandwich
bro is amber heard
no
arigawtoe
wow this guy may be a communist but atleast he keeps his promises
back to housing quarters for you
Who
me
No wonder

nah im just kidding
No no, you're Russian so it's true
i always thought vegetables needed proper attention in our daily meals
no i dont keep my promises
those children never saw their parents again
@fluid hill I'm calling police
then ig i gotta go to jail cause i cant stop looking at @proper kettle
lmao
im sure exo gomper would like to carry us up there and see what we find
Somebody's feeling extra romantic today I see
I'm not gay sorry
let's see what's behind this small window looking door, bake me a donut shaped door, shit that door is enormous
hes too far
And thank goodness for that
what
maybe i could mix gas and oil then somehow use that combination to fashion, a makeshift floatation device capable of operating vulnerability around my hands and feet
Factual
what?
What is bro waffling about
waffling?
Yes
it bursts in your mouth
heh
just like josh
I LIKE EM YOUNG
That's so random
Mhm
wait no while i'm decent in many things i don't think im quite ayerighht knowledgeable enough to gain nuggets of pure gold at bio engineering level
take your meds
hippopotamus shit.
real
real
well slap me with a trout, how could i forget the rope that saved me earlierrrrr
this may be just the thing i need to cross the river
i bet i could throw the rope over the river to cross it
i think i remember passing a wooden plank by the bridge so maybe if i sturdy that up i can use it to cross safely
...
i think i know just the server for you frank
I SAW THAT
i saw nothing
I saw something
babagaboosh! we'll slap me with a trout what may that be
"Babagaboosh" 💀
idk what that means but there is a shidposting server lol
for chess players
this is good quality content, it doesnt smoke doesn't drink and doesnt shit
real
yes, its not a toddler
its a server
the germans
@proper kettle
What
he summoned your people
-.-
"_"
Nein
Ja
Ne
in
Nö
vrö
yes
no
in leaving i'll try to cross the river
Goodluck
pay the fee to ford across
less chance of your wagon sinking
Ford?
The car brand or
Since when is ford a verb
since The Oregon Trail came out
@proper kettle its me and you
WHAAAAT BROO NAWWW 💀💀
thats right
You're crazy for this
you're the woman
Aka the black cat 🤦♂️
YOU WERE LITERALLY IMPLYING THAT
i wasnt
Yes you were
Liar
nascar is kinda boring why would i watch it
Remember when you called me overcooked
Bruh
i said you are perfectly cooked with a delicious char
After
Yeah Joshua.
What the hell
You better watch yourself.
You're scaring me by saying my full name
good
Blud leave me alone 😭🙏
leave ME alone
Now we may all live in peace.
your intruding my dreams
why cant i send gifs
Embed fail lol
L gif
You don't have perms you're just jealous
you have trusted role
Huh
I'm not
i see all the hints
You're sending the zesty ass messages not me
respectfull stfu
I know right
@cursive pawn
*Respectfully
@ok
@cursive pawn
@cursive pawn
my entire family died in a tragic car accident
whats osu
I lofe my gayme.
how can you
Osu = ohio state university