#💬〡general-off-topic
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Pranav?
What?
Praggnanandhaa
What about him
<@&745328830649991179>s
what
racist
thank me instead
👿
Las didn't u miss me
Der alte is literally joking he's been here for like a year
Ur fav nk
i dont even frequent this server
doesnt make it ok for anyone to call him a slur
Crazy diss
retired
I read that so wrong
why dont u type out the right one
I just came back from a 3 month lock out
no balls
💀 why don't u do it
i wasnt the one who read it wrongly
Erm
What the sigma
they should give image perms with lasanga role
Nepotism smh
thats right, hey
Doofus > Bastman?
she takes fifth place that means there are only 4 mods she thinks are better
Ok i think i know your answer 
/disconnect
Still having problem? 💀
U got nothing to disconnect sir

a mod just helped me, i think itll get fixed in time
U got nothing to disconnect
Are u slow in the head
ur being extremely stupid rn
Chesscom will get all of your personal data if you connect your account and they will ship you a package of cookies to your doorstep

half right
there was a smaller issue with the command, a fellow mod was asked to help Slow chess, now its solved it seems 
No 🗿
Forgot something
I just had a realization, a good one at that
Novak Djokovic may be the best athlete of all time
Please be nice
yea i remember you, you got TOed for a week cuz you told me to k myself
Smh
i reached 400 on cc raoid, how long will it take me to reach 1000
and what should i do?
Depends on how hard you try
Well i have holidays so I can put in hours
summer holidays for the next 2 months 😁
Getting to 1000 is easy. You just have to not hang pieces yourself and capture any hanging pieces of your opponent (make sure there isn't a trap)
And either play smth like italian or London because they don't require much prep
Sure, any other tips, how do I train myself to not hang pieces, any resources?
Ooh sounds great!
Puzzles
Do puzzles on lichess
yw chatGPT
lose lots and lots of games and study your mistakes
ok that's better advice actually
skibidi sigma
W advice
k, ill make a list of all mistakes I make and try and improve on those
thanks
ohio rizz
ok
Ngl you give me Oregon vibes
@crimson hedge f5 was a blunder, but not a very clear one. move 21 was a clear blunder tho
you slightly overperformed for your rating i expected you to blunder by move 20
yea
Shut up. This is general so we can talk about chess here too. Are you Liya's alt?
Youre done for
Me?
Yes
I live in oregon
Corvallis by any chance?
What does “give me Oregon vibes” mean💀
You talk like someone from oregon
I moved here last year
Ok
Cool
You just saw the photo i sent before i think
hellooo
Hi mari :3
Hru
I played a game just like you. It was the most terrible game I have probably played since I got past 1k.
Hi
lmaooo
wsg
Not evil
meow
hiya addelyn
cool cool

Wow
Congratulation for NM 
fin you grew up so much
I’ve had NM for ages 🥲
Well I didn't know that 😅
But from how long? 👀
bro birds are stupid af, imagine having the ability to fly away from every land predator just to get caught by them
Well they gotta sleep
No GM? 
Ah I see lol
flying predators out of the question right?
i keep blundering while watching movies
just build a nest on a steep hill
They got skill to catch birds so...
Cat think and move much faster then a bird ect..
yes I'm talking about how wild cats can catch them lol
but their brain is pea sized
wouldn't expect much from them
Focus on one thing to enjoy them :)
It looks a bird but it's not a bird
?
theres a person above 2800 here??
me
oh my god :O
my rating is 4000
I rejoined lol
My chess.com account im not able to connect because it says im already connected
still says the same.. ahh...
Still no GM 
surely there is ONE GM here.
Still not him 
ok
How do I reach 1000 elo any tips 😭
win
Chess
:((
- Practice
- Play Puzzles
- Read Books that teach you about chess tactics
Don’t focus on openings too much - Play many games, specifically 15 mins or more so you can think more and make calculated moves
- Watch Other Games
- GothamChess is a really good chess teacher on YouTube
- Consider Analyzing Each of Your Games and Learning from your Mistakes
- I Forgot
Is magnus scared of you
set your rating aside and just enjoy the game, you will get there
bruh my parent bought pizza for the third time this week
we are officially poor
Thats only for fellas that want to improve till 2k+
wouldnt recommend gotham to serious learners tho
Gothamchess is the best teacher wym
he pretty good
but you dont get to 2000 with yt vids
I got to 2100 just watching gotham( doesnt mean I didnt do my part xd )
The thing is
People skip his analysis cause they just wanna see Guess the elo and him screaming
True
Ngl Gotham is shit infront of PPL like these
i watch his more educational vids but ig gto is pretty entertaining
HELLO
Naroditsky is also good
yep
Do you watch
Or do you learn 

Both
U guys should watch chess dojo
For improvement
Hanging pawns is also good for openings
any puzzles expert?
Erm
u are seems like a xpert
2300 good?
we are making HIGHEST streak in puzzle rush survivl so just need some help hehe
Where? Vc?
https://meet.google.com/isq-tfpt-pxy join meeting we are sharing screen there
i got 39 sry cant help
@tribal silo
I cant help you with the world record haha
Sus site
Its like 256
I cant do that shi
I am just asking to go for 80 or 70+
Ah ok
google official website dumbo
so join please
Smh my head
Why dont u just join on chess.com vc?
my screenshare thing doesn't works
I cant join now
Ill join later
sure
notify me
Dead channel 
fr
sad 400 elo noises
you are not 400 elo
I am
no way
Yes way
fr?
Dont elo shaming smh my head
welp thats 200 more than me
nooo never
U are 200v
yes.
U can do it, play rapid 
I dont even play chess 💀 dunno why Im still here
thanks
@glass kiln kick this user
😔
jk
Tbh I don't think anyone in off topic even does
Real
lmao true
Dont waste ur time playing chess smh shaking my head
lol
Lol laughing out loud
why does everyone say smh shaking my head
Idk i dont know
Fr real
bro got locked out 1 minute later after this message 😭

wait what
Haha
Bro is out of the matrix
lmao fr
obviously
chatgpt lookin ahh invite
invite
aw was testing to see if the word invite triggered the bot
lmao
I do ✋
Bro got a title🥶🙏
what did bro say
he was promoting another chess discord server lol
no you
i like squares that are round
1v1 me in microsoft paint
k
hewwo fwiends :3
helloo
hewo
You wrote that out and hit send you cant be sober
I'm totally sober. I'm just a certified gay ass
do all gays say yasss queen slay everytime they speak 😭 (Not saying you do)
no
Yeah and their wrists are at a permanent slant
that's one type of gay. I'm the other type
lmao
whuts the other type
wouldn't even know they were gay if you met them irl
Oh
Is it closeted gays
😳
here's an example
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kbliBFR7ZwU
he's not technically gay, he's bi, but it's the same archetype
How do you make out an archetype from a cooking short
that food looks delicious 😭 but yeah I wouldn't tell he was bi if you hadn't told me
Probably cuz that wasn't even the topic of the video😭
I get your point 😭 but I think he* is talking about the way he acts/ his mannerisms in a way?
idk fosho tho
Fym most homosexuals don't act like you see on YouTube or insta
They act like normal
some do tho
i guess its a stereotype
Most gays I’ve met you wouldn’t know
Some ive had a hunch tho just from how they look
gaydar
My gaydar is off the charts
Who the hell is philip schofield
😔
NO WAY THAT GUY IS GAY
British tv presenter with a wife and kid lmao
Or maybe just wife
Forgot
But yah he’s gay and left his wife
NO WAY HE IS HE LOOKS LIKE THE MOST STOIC NO BS PERSON EVER😭
He looked serious enough in the other pictures
Yeah he does and he’s also a nonce so
But changing sexual orientation after 27 years of marriage is CRAZY
Gay and left his wife for a 16 year old intern
different archetypes of gay lil bro
🤢
I'm not experienced in that field sorry 😢
That's the gayest shit I've heard
Sorry I mean groomed a 16 year old intern
gross. why is that not a crime
this seems defamatory
Cos he’s famous and he got away with it
like, I don't even understand that
why does having money mean you magically aren't liable for crimes
bribes?
it's vile
I agree
happens in america all the time too
seriously wtf
Because they’re associated with other rich people who do the same thing
All the elite are just nonce cases
something something prince andrew
oh hello tulip
Huh?
Anyone here play Overwatch?
Cat brain is faster then bird and humans.... (on speed) And cat have evolved to catch them so..
Bird still are safe from lot of things on the ground :) so it better then nothing.
#1040028251965358121
Improvement post
hello
hello
hi
fun fact, cats are fast enough to dodge snake bites
I like cats
That's true!
Cats always win haha
snakes can eat its own tail and die
I didn't know that. 
But why would they do that?
cats are annoying and very selfish in the majority of times
lol
stop watching andrew tate videos
they dont know
they can be the opposite sometimes though
:O
theyre cute so it doesnt matter 😠
frfr
my brother tried to pet a cat and it scratched him what are you on

🗣️
my old cat scratched my leg and ran away 😭
andrew tate is cut?
its experience talking who gives a creepling fck about tates vids
so silly and cute
yeah whatever
But snake do experience pain because of nervous system (I guess) No?
Mrrow
they swallow it until it clogs their intestines or smth
That sounds horrifying
yeah
Noted!
I Will study more snakes now :)
sounds like the type of shi people add on horror games to make it unnerving
😱
ouroboros
it
ohio
skibidi
Guys
Should I practice graphic design or play piano?
who wants to play chess with the strongest 1200 rated player ?
piano or nerd
Whichever one you want
Idk which one that's why I asked
then piano i guess
real
No problem in that

your chin was driving deez nuts wild
Rohit Sharma !!
no
you're gay
literally
deez nuts said "wow" on your chin
yes
I refuse 🗿
if you move you're gay
I refuse to take orders from you.
Your statements mean nothing 🗿
moves

Skibidi?
Mods killed general
They placed it below chess talk
And now chess talk is more active
Unacceptable
Nk 🤯
☺️
As a gamer tag
I got locked out for saying something
And i won't hesitate to do it again if forced
WHAT💀
Bro how did that escalate that quickly
😭😭
Jaw dropping moment fr
HOW
Real shit went from level 1 to. Max in a blink of an eye
what kind of question is this
Real
😎 I got my ways
What did bro try to achieve with this question🙏
🤯
😭
How to make people rage quit suits u

I hope doofus doesn't see me around
He wanted to keep me locked for a year
Skull 7 mods rn
That's.... Been my nickname like forever
a very bold question to be precise
😭👏
Ye im just making a point lol
☺️
@old thistle scipio I'm back didn't u miss me
Varioakssshskassass
Bro I keep forgetting that this server has some rules because I got too used to rikers island
😭
I almost type a certain word after every sentence too
Same
Lockout the sequel
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
Why is this guy spam reacting with special emojis
I joind and decided i would lose braincells so i left
flex?
In that case most of the population is poor
Real
only thing is
U don't have any to begin with ☺️☺️
discord nitro is not something to flex about cause its a literal waste of money
Nk bbg come chess
Bro is talking in gen Alpha
I need elo
Ok il beat u up again
Sure
the only time a "slay" text made me laugh was because i wasnt expecting it at all and the video itself was already goofy enough
a random video
Challenge sent
U really want a beating again
it was someone making a cringey dance and random positive texts
Nah I'd win
This game is a rollercoaster and u ain't tall enough to ride 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
i refuse to believe you are 14
I'm better 💯I'm stronger💯I'm him💯
sureeeee pal
Ok Lil bro
Accept
Leme give u the reality check
Id like to believe otherwise 
καλησπερα
Oh nice
Which language are you speaking?
hell nah
🗣️
correct
Erm
@twilit river
why are you using an alt
Sorry bbg
Never play chess AGAIN💯
I didnt live upto ur expectations
Come rematch
Tell your parents that
I got too greedy
lmao
Bro fell for Percy's 7+material gambit

Classic trick in the book
....
U just got lucky ngl
But ig it's ok u will sleep good this night
Buddy
nah youd lose
Nah bored😴
This guy lost a 7+material position
lmao
I messed mate in one
Am I the goat🙏
show game

Don't make me send my collection
Go to disappointment_dude last game
Of me beating u up
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1. [d4] d5 2. Bf4 c5 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. dxc5 e5 5. Bg3 Nf6 6. Bh4 d4 7. Ne4 Qa5+ 8. c3 Nxe4 9. b4 Qa3 10. Qd3 Nxb4 11. Qxe4 Qxc3+ 12. Kd1 Qxa1+ 13. Kd2 Qxa2+ 14. Ke1 Nc2+ 15. Kd1 Be6 16. Qxb7 Bd5 17. Qb5+
55 percent accuracy am I the goat
Bro atleast don't humiliate me like this
stop it
Come rematch rahh
OH NO!!
Scaredy cat
Sorry for having a life
Says u
what do you know about me
Don't u think this is a bit hypocritical
nop
What do u know about me 😭😭😭😭
Everything
you dont have a life
First you are a femboy

I'd rather die
Ok pookie
BRO WHAT IS THIS
So ig that shit speaks for itself
do you know who lasagna is??
Me
🗣️
Ya we are in the same gc
lmao sure
Morning
What does that have to do with you being a femboy
U don't believe me?
why not lol 
I dmed my response
aaahh id repot you to basty
Cry about it
suuurreee

What gc 
Top secret bbg
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AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!
hi
🙂
Don't try
Ahh nah bro don't try me
OHO U APPROACHING ME!?
Bro guess what
I know you know it but
English Or Spanish
i'd risk it with Spanish
Hope you go to heaven
the catholic church is pride friendly
:=)
#HazbinHotel
我が聞く用である!
Genesis 1:27
"God created man and woman, anything other than that comes from satan"
You see
Ohh yay,But still wish you go to heaven
welp yeh i don't believe in multiple genders and pronoun bullshit
Yeah my homies
Love will not get u to hell 🙂
Technically and biblically yes
whether youre a supporter or not, you will still go to hell
Why's that
not how it works , LGBTQ is a political brainwash that's stupid . Being gay does not equal LGBTQ ....
Actually it does
What's the G for there
it's not that's like saying being german is same as a nazzzzi
Bro that's not the same
because none of you is with me (and no one will ever be with me, unless, i let him), heaven is a place on earth with me.
i guess ur hairline is in hell with us , since it left u ages ago (srry that was mean)
No the bible say "leave all the worldly things
Dahlia is that scripture?
why are you talking about that? i have not released my playbook yet.
Uhh
Nah I gotta spread the word of god
Even if it doesn't certifi that I will go to heaven
Tbh I have better things to do
spread peanut butter and strawberry jam
Ok no I've got to speak with you too
Bruh
be glad, i gave you 3 minutes of attention. now, vanish into thin air
Who
Hate being sober.
🤓
wtf is this bug, I've lost like 20 elo now because of it
When I get a new game, the result window of the last game stays on the board and I can't make moves
Then I can't even cancel the game but I have to RESIGN it on move 0 and lose elo
It's not chess talk?
Switch to lichess bro
can someone analyse my last 4 games
Hi
What is lichess
the name is uglj3sh4
a better online chess website that is open source as well
Is there infinite game review
.
Lichess is so much better
I haven't faced any bugs on lichess while chess.c*m doesn't let me play half my games with peace.
Hi everyone
i think bro just back from k!lling someone
Sin
chess.cum LMAO
Guys GUYS,
Not like us by Kendrick Lamar
"tryna strike a cord and it's probably a-minor"
Yeah boi
Drake and Kendrick beef
the shittiest thing on social media
the song is shit
the beef is shit
Real
people making it the biggest thing ever and it's all shit
Yeah bro
idc about the beef but "not like us" sounds fire
Hahah i didn't know about it until a few days ago , some teenage kids were busting the song on a picnic
Yep
Those kids prolly dont even know what its about 
lol
how old do u think they were?
if they are older than 10 they probally know about the beef
Prolly 14 by their behaviour
10 y/o's ain't teenage kids
do u play csgo?
ur username is peak csgo username
oh my fault I didn't see that part
I used to play valorant 2 years ago
it's not , i played it on spotify , it's really a mid song
Or maybe 3 idk , i didn't like csgo for some reason cus i played valo first
emminem's song is actual fire
No shit
welp i mean everyone have their own taste of music so understanable
csgo is mostly nostalgia for older people , super satifying when u learn it (but it's hard to learn since it's filled with cheaters and people who have been playing for 20 years)
i liked val but i always get bored mid game (even if i am winning)
True , many of my friends stopped playing csgo for the cheaters part but if you play valorant first csgo jus looks like a cheap copy of valorant
But its actually val that's a copy of it
I | I i
---------
I l | I -
deez nuts were so skibidi on your chin
they do not know what happened to the people of sodom? 🤔
hi
im really sad today
my piano teacher mother in law passed away so i made cards but they got wet so i have to buy new ones
im happy that you understand
ty


Smh
Cant even do your job right
Who cares
then it just got personal when they started talking about each other's real lives
Their problem not ours
i know right!
but im on the kendrick side
i like kendrick better
his music is more creative
OR MAYBE S***
Hmm smex
hi everyone
hello
hi grape juice
hello
hey
anyone up for a game
how are you?
well
well' hot darn
?
whoosh
??
so we playing?
sure
rated ofc
Anyone
nevermind
?
eeek
"Tryna STRIKE A CORD AND IT'S PROBABLY A-MINOR!!"
Can I help you? 😭
boom tisk
English Or Spanish
Yes' I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese.
Yeah I know i’m not moving
XD
lol
Hey
pizza guy
he can't be
it is open up
I'm multi-texting 5 people here
lol
lel
Yeah seriously
bye chat
Adios
Ohh
ich spreche kein englisch
Wow
nehow im challenged
uwah
freut mich
Japanese yo
aint it ni hao

"Aye,aye, aye,I am a mean ace"
Pulling up with the rapper lyrics
Yeah
Send another gif,I'm going make a remix of not like us by Kendrick
Safest ev in china
The ratio of ev:gas car is higher in China than America
Why I pkay good in some games and then I blunder everything in others
There's probably a shop selling phones near
Looks like a nice place to drop my phone
Hi guys
Yes
My current username is not the only one I have used
It has been the same thing for the past 3 months though
I also have never spoken to you prior to this moment
No
Nowhere better
Wtf 😭
is that woman joking
What the hevk
I don't wanna send my gifs
Lmaoooo do you understand her?
Sorry some people think women are aliens from mars
yeah im like 69% chinese
Im a real rizzler sigma
pluh
She said, “omg youre even more rizzly than kai cenat”

Sup
🍽️
brekfas
I eat breakfast at never o clock
im ngl i read that wrong 💀 🙏🏻
What did bro read
hi
like mixed
i didnt know the chinese are getting into shidposting too lol
lol
💀
Icic, that’s coo
Lil red book with the months old tiktok trend lol
Or maybe I was just watching an old post
I
is that like a new douyin
wsp lil bro
nope bro (female)
Bro
darude sandstorm
Bro
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Sign u...
It’s similar lo
u can @ him
nop dont worry about it
Me
lil blud
Yeah watch out im pretty sigma or whatevers
dont say that 💀
Then dont do that bozo
thats what she said
No laughing, this is study environment
real

have fun blud
joe rogaine pls
Log on cc lets play some calm and gentle games
bro 💀 i thought u were joking
@nocturne elk

(??)
Budget brilliant
oh my gyatt tmi broski
??
bro thats so rude 😭
h
h
(start chain)
(start chain)
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Gyattebayo! Sigma edging in ohio?
i was using the emoji instead of "/s"


Bro shares everything like an influencer
real



