💬〡general-off-topic

[marsh wave]

it's also

the opposite of down

[solemn mulch]

big mistake

[marsh wave]

wait

o.o

[solemn mulch]

"blunder big mistake"

"if they offer the queen, lettem"

THE OCEAN IS A SOUP

🌊 yum

[marsh wave]

more of a ocean though

less of a soup

[strong cypress]

Late

[solemn mulch]

well whats needed for a soup to be a soup

[marsh wave]

brocolli

cheddar cheese biscuits

[solemn mulch]

salts?

[marsh wave]

made you say it

[solemn mulch]

🫢

[marsh wave]

hahahaha

say cheese smile

[solemn mulch]

pov when you wake up at 5 am but your dad is still sleeping:

[marsh wave]

aw

lol i woke up at noon

[solemn mulch]

true that happened to me last night

so real

[marsh wave]

Do you love or hate the lyrics "You're gone and I've got to stay high."

[solemn mulch]

[marsh wave]

Keeping it casual.

I hate it also.

So sad.

[solemn mulch]

take the l, lyrics

[grim edge]

You guys want to hear my rap lyrics

[marsh wave]

yes!

[solemn mulch]

ok

[marsh wave]

You'll have to endure my reply though.

[grim edge]

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

[strong cypress]

Okay

[marsh wave]

good rhyme scheme

[grim edge]

Thanks

[solemn mulch]

-takes screenshot so i can make music for it later-

[marsh wave]

i write poetry and that's actually pretty decent

[strong cypress]

Nice lyric

[solemn mulch]

[grim edge]

Neither did my mother which is why I got sent to bel air to live with my aunt and uncle

[strong cypress]

You wanna hear my poem?

[solemn mulch]

alr!

[grim edge]

You want to hear my prayer I say before I eat

Rub a dub dub thanks for the grub yay god

[marsh wave]

omg

[grim edge]

Racecar spelled backwards is what

[solemn mulch]

racecar

[grim edge]

Tacocat

[solemn mulch]

tacocat

[strong cypress]

Benny is pemp
Benny is strong
Benny is smart
Benny is killer
Benny is suicidal
Benny is me

what do you think bout it?

[grim edge]

I want to open a taco shop named tacocat

[strong cypress]

Damn yeah

[grim edge]

I think you neee a psychiatric eval

[strong cypress]

On top right?

[tribal silo]

@mellow jay take notes, he be cooking

[strong cypress]

I know

I’m just on another level

[tribal silo]

Ong

[nocturne elk]

the way bro cooking imma get food poisoning

[tribal silo]

Eat blud

[strong cypress]

I know

[nocturne elk]

bro think he sleek with that ghost ping lol

[strong cypress]

I’m just damn good

[tribal silo]

What is blud yammering about

[nocturne elk]

i saw it just now lol

the youth of today am i right /s

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-duck-gif-18043668

[nocturne elk]

dinner is served

[solemn mulch]

what is "Was it a car or a cat I saw?" backwards?

[tribal silo]

Bro is not sneaky

https://tenor.com/view/duck-quack-car-gif-4053942536231336167

[solemn mulch]

u

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/ramen-cat-yummy-eating-gif-17453599

[grim edge]

I think my wife is poisoning me

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/yungblud-emo-uwu-yungblud-emo-yungnlud-uwu-gif-26380984

[nocturne elk]

@ severe mog

[tribal silo]

What the heck

[wise mortar]

@glass kiln

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-oh-my-god-ambatukam-gif-25484769

[solemn mulch]

@glass kiln

[tribal silo]

He mogs 100%

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-ducking-hit-gif-21207411

[wise mortar]

U want to get banned too?

[nocturne elk]

no he zyt

[solemn mulch]

..

[nocturne elk]

vro you making me hungry

[tribal silo]

Lets get nuts - batman

[wise mortar]

Get banned anyway, @glass kiln please ban this dude

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/super-sigma-cheese-lover-masonendertnt-sigma-cat-gif-2164438751122234295

[solemn mulch]

him?

[solemn mulch]

oh

[tribal silo]

Bro said oh

[wise mortar]

@radiant frost

[crimson fern]

Haha the bel-air thing sounds like it’s mocking Legally blonde’s Elle Woods

[tribal silo]

(a)servermod

[solemn mulch]

erm

[wise mortar]

Dont 😭😭😭

[nocturne elk]

lmfao

[tribal silo]

[nocturne elk]

BRO CONSIDERED

[wise mortar]

Lmaooo

[tribal silo]

Bro is not sneaky

[wise mortar]

Smh

[solemn mulch]

[nocturne elk]

pls dont smh my smh

[wise mortar]

BRUHHHHHHH

[solemn mulch]

bro

[wise mortar]

Smh head

[tribal silo]

Bro gonna be lost in the sauce

[nocturne elk]

idk my crap kinda domesticated

[tribal silo]

[wise mortar]

Erm

[nocturne elk]

im gonna send you that thing if bro dont stop blubbering

[tribal silo]

☝️

[tribal silo]

Uh no you aint

[solemn mulch]

yapping

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-quack-car-gif-4053942536231336167

[tribal silo]

@nocturne elk bro

[solemn mulch]

bro wth

[tribal silo]

Stop jump scaring me @nocturne elk im not reading dms

[nocturne elk]

song lyrics bruh

[nocturne elk]

HAHAHA

[wise mortar]

Sus activity

[nocturne elk]

i sent him his favourite sauce

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[tribal silo]

Bro sent me a gorlock selfie

[nocturne elk]

bro slurping it like campbell soup

[wise mortar]

Share it here

[nocturne elk]

delicious

[wise mortar]

The mods are sleeping

[solemn mulch]

slurping slurps

[nocturne elk]

i cant it is technically not allowed

its someone's face reveal from this server 💀

[solemn mulch]

bro

[tribal silo]

Real

[solemn mulch]

ima leave for the day

[wise mortar]

Face reveal 👉☺️👈

[nocturne elk]

i will send it if they ever leave

[tribal silo]

Why you giving npc dialogue

[solemn mulch]

wild

alr bye

[nocturne elk]

damn you looking good for 80

[wise mortar]

Thanks 🫦

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/inauguration-cnn2017-donald-trump-finger-wag-no-gif-7576946

bro thinks he is macarena

[tribal silo]

Bro started rapping

90% of song lyrics

[nocturne elk]

bro listening to those terrible songs

[tribal silo]

Then their name is the other 5%

[nocturne elk]

DJ KHALID

[cursive pawn]

@wise mortar

ok

ok

[tribal silo]

ok

[wise mortar]

Ok

[cursive pawn]

ok

[nocturne elk]

ok

[tribal silo]

If you type ok you love astolfo

[wise mortar]

ok not ok computer

[cursive pawn]

ok

[cursive pawn]

radio

[nocturne elk]

DONT

oh lawd he comin

[tribal silo]

A cool person

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-seriously-cat-cat-really-cat-really-look-cat-look-gif-22182662

bro lost in the sauce

[tribal silo]

No im not

[nocturne elk]

dont let the fbi see bros search history

[tribal silo]

What is bro blabberung

[nocturne elk]

what bro goobering on about

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-nerd-gif-9668924902045279367

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[tribal silo]

Erm why is it funny ☝️

[nocturne elk]

uhm akshually

right now *

[wise mortar]

I want to send gyat gif dont snitch me

[tribal silo]

Sauce

[nocturne elk]

*brother

[wise mortar]

Right neow*

[nocturne elk]

reported

[wise mortar]

Silence (just kidding)*

[wise mortar]

U do it for me bro gyat pool

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/tekashi-laughing-hahaha-lol-lmfao-gif-17631213

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tekashi-tekashi69-69-sixnine-6ix9ine-gif-17500772

[nocturne elk]

Lmao

[wise mortar]

The fck is that creature

[nocturne elk]

bro dont know the rat

skul emoj

[wise mortar]

I dont listen to fart noises

[nocturne elk]

bro gotta domesticate bros craps bro

[wise mortar]

Wild crap

[tribal silo]

Used to what

[nocturne elk]

a wild crap has appeared

would you like to put it into your pocket

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/mozzastickz-chat-patate-ajpw-animal-jam-animal-jam-play-wild-gif-25353074

[cursive pawn]

Mr beast❌❌❌⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

[nocturne elk]

MrYeast

[tribal silo]

Uh yeah go buy my chocolate

[wise mortar]

💀💀💀💀

[nocturne elk]

B R O

wtf

[wise mortar]

Lmao

[cursive pawn]

Mrbeast has donted $1.99

[nocturne elk]

im tryna eat 💀 🙏🏻

[tribal silo]

Yeah that was me

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/english-breakfast-sandwich-food-breakfast-sandwich-breakfast-sandwich-gif-8361904612263620247

[tribal silo]

Why bro always eating, gorlock tbh

[nocturne elk]

mrbeats you like 20 percent body fat smh /j

the real one i mean

[wise mortar]

Isnt that the average?

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-nikocado-avocado-gif-25714127

[wise mortar]

Poor sad dude

[nocturne elk]

really 💀

[wise mortar]

Idk maybe 15

[jolly belfry]

20% isn't exactly high

[nocturne elk]

oh okay

[jolly belfry]

It depends on man vs woman

[tribal silo]

[strong cypress]

This dude dick is very small

[jolly belfry]

Women have a much higher average body fat

[nocturne elk]

okay yeah that is true

[strong cypress]

I saw it

[tribal silo]

👍

[jolly belfry]

But even for a man 20 isn't that high

[wise mortar]

Ayo

[nocturne elk]

yeah i was kinda semi joking lol

[strong cypress]

Mr Beast can you give 100000$ please? I love you

[wise mortar]

I think to gain some fat my veins start popping up on my chest and belly

[tribal silo]

Go do yoga and deadlift 500

[wise mortar]

For context im not malnourished

[nocturne elk]

mryeast can i send you an important document

[tribal silo]

What is bro

[strong cypress]

Mr Beast

[cinder zenith]

[wise mortar]

Too much weightlifting and sports idk

[nocturne elk]

lmao bro only sends this emoji everyday

[nocturne elk]

what that mean

[tribal silo]

Why not have a delicious 12 pack of donuts and a delicious 16 oz steak, and a huge cheat meal at mcdonalds

[wise mortar]

Man i need to buy nitro to have that pickle gif sticker

[cinder zenith]

[wise mortar]

You know popping, its very visible

[tribal silo]

Bro is not ok

[nocturne elk]

g y a t t

[wise mortar]

Nah thats normal after workout

[tribal silo]

Bro bursted his veins

[nocturne elk]

real

forearm be looking like google maps

[wise mortar]

Its kinda gay though

[nocturne elk]

how 💀

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[tribal silo]

Zesty

[wise mortar]

My homies start touching it

[nocturne elk]

bruh

[wise mortar]

As in straight way

[nocturne elk]

expectations vs reality of exercising

men start touching you

[wise mortar]

Idk what to do in my life i think i will go to Australia💀

[nocturne elk]

WAIT why do they touch your torso

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-reaction-really-gif-27425089

[nocturne elk]

bro said chest and abs

[wise mortar]

WAIT YOUR HOMIES TOUCHES YOUR ARMS?

💀💀💀

[nocturne elk]

well yeah but like for the memes to irritate me lmfao

[wise mortar]

[nocturne elk]

like they will grab you excessively forcefully idk

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-really-facepalm-gif-19945159

[tribal silo]

Chat went from goofy to zesty

[wise mortar]

Bro is into that

[nocturne elk]

im not 💀

[wise mortar]

Ok chat dont be weird

[nocturne elk]

impossible

[wise mortar]

You are malaysian or what i never asked

[nocturne elk]

singapore lol

[wise mortar]

Immigrant or native? U look caucasian

[nocturne elk]

i thought u were from europe lmfao

[nocturne elk]

bro im just pale as milk

im like 69% chinese

[wise mortar]

Nah im your neighbor, im sending you fogs yearly

[nocturne elk]

and 31% chinese

[wise mortar]

Same but 60 probably

[nocturne elk]

omg lol indonesia

[wise mortar]

Born and bred singaporean or what

They bred u there?

[nocturne elk]

yeah unfortunately 💀

spawned here

[wise mortar]

Dang thats ok tho as long u have money

[nocturne elk]

bro do not gotta say it like that 💀

[wise mortar]

Rather than indonesia

[nocturne elk]

everything costs so much smh my smh head

[wise mortar]

I wish my ancestors emigrated to europe or some shit smh

[wise mortar]

Lets move to Australia bro lmao, i think im gonna move there, picking fruits and shit

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[wise mortar]

I got law degree but its fcking hard to have decent jobs here smh

[nocturne elk]

gyatt

[wise mortar]

Im practicing karate now to fight dems kangaroos

Also taking cobra venom daily so i can survive there

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kangaroo-man-punching-gif-15068733

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/hoopangel-effect-honey-bun-homeless-man-defense-gif-17963662482504384665

[wise mortar]

Dang old pop got them sicilian moves

[tribal silo]

He got the wayward queen methods

[proper pivot]

what game never updates

[nocturne elk]

💀 🙏🏻

[tribal silo]

Taxes

[wise mortar]

My rizz game

[nocturne elk]

💅🏻

[proper pivot]

yea i give up

[tribal silo]

Bro you looking like an egg roll

[nocturne elk]

how lol

[wise mortar]

Nvm

[nocturne elk]

dont give up u can do it

[nocturne elk]

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[wise mortar]

Dont give up brother

Fight until you checkmate them

[tribal silo]

Common Zesty behavior

[wise mortar]

Erm?

[tribal silo]

Blud lost his bugatti, his arguments are invalid

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-hear-me-out-gif-2381193057022961505

[nocturne elk]

LMFAO

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tipsy-wag-finger-no-dont-gif-14787138

[wise mortar]

This is chess server btw 💀

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/eel-mentally-fish-pun-gif-1854041509306605219

[tribal silo]

Have you ever been to chesstalk

[wise mortar]

Sometimes

[jaunty kindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/AprImBr9apg?si=Zna7tLTtkaHrQ1p4
I have found Markus in Youtube Shorts btw

[tribal silo]

This server is special

Ong

[wise mortar]

Any recommended discord servers to join ?

[tribal silo]

Yes

[nocturne elk]

special forces frfr

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/0rMCvNh2ug0?si=WFVqX_55F2y2N73x

[nocturne elk]

NOOOO

[wise mortar]

Dm me 🫦

[nocturne elk]

dont join that one smh lol

[tribal silo]

Lqbtq community

[nocturne elk]

bro bout to corrupt him

[wise mortar]

Even better

[jaunty kindle]

Jesus christ in heaven

[nocturne elk]

LGTV community

[wise mortar]

Join us

[jaunty kindle]

Please forgive us our sins

[tribal silo]

Uh lmao

[jaunty kindle]

LGBTBBQ

[wise mortar]

Man i want to make more jokes but this is a chess server

[tribal silo]

Jesus left us for mario kart

[tribal silo]

Let them loose bro

[nocturne elk]

what the gyat that even mean

[wise mortar]

Nuh uh

I know my limits

[fleet scroll]

He took the wii steering wheel

[nocturne elk]

bro thirsting

[tribal silo]

This is why youre not saitama

[jaunty kindle]

I threw 10 blueshells at him

And sent him to heaven again xD

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vin-diesal-nodding-gif-9964909

[tribal silo]

I realize

[nocturne elk]

idk i didnt watch the show

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-head-shaved-man-chrome-gif-24193414

[tribal silo]

Half the furious family is bald

[wise mortar]

Balding is trendy right now

[nocturne elk]

anger makes you bald or something ||/j||

[tribal silo]

Its family

[tribal silo]

Bad hairline genetics ❌
Trending ✅

[nocturne elk]

i want to make a joke

[wise mortar]

Go on

[tribal silo]

Just do it

[nocturne elk]

unfortunately i would be banned

[tribal silo]

[wise mortar]

Lets join/make a loose server smh

[nocturne elk]

there is one

[wise mortar]

As long its not racist, bigot etc

I dont laugh at those edgy jokes

[nocturne elk]

okay nvm

[jaunty kindle]

Well I was thinking of creating a server called Typical400EloChat

[wise mortar]

💀💀💀

[nocturne elk]

pls do

[wise mortar]

Id join bro

[nocturne elk]

yeah it got kinda weird i wasnt a fan

[jaunty kindle]

But i cant guarantee its not gonna be racist or whatever xD

[wise mortar]

@glass kiln taking member to another server

[tribal silo]

Fr bro thinks he can trick us like johnny sins

NAHHHH

[wise mortar]

I mean playfully is ok, its not fun when a fascist joined

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

hit em when they least expect it

[wise mortar]

Bro gonna farm our kidneys

[tribal silo]

DUDE

[nocturne elk]

it takes alot of guts to donate organs

[tribal silo]

Dont post that again 😭

[wise mortar]

Whar

[nocturne elk]

i will send more in your dms

[wise mortar]

Send it to me

Im ready

[tribal silo]

No u wont

[wise mortar]

Im ready comong

Hit me

[grim edge]

hi

what

[wise mortar]

Hi

[nocturne elk]

u dont have the context though lmao

[tribal silo]

Did lil bro jumpscare you

[grim edge]

i am alive

[nocturne elk]

testing.. my wifi is glitching

okay im back lol

[wise mortar]

Haven’t seen it

[grim edge]

brb

[tribal silo]

Eh thats better

[wise mortar]

Sus bastman hacked u

[nocturne elk]

oh lawd

[tribal silo]

Zest fest

[grim edge]

erm

[tribal silo]

🤢

[nocturne elk]

HAHAH

[wise mortar]

You both are sus af

[grim edge]

thank god

its deleted

[wise mortar]

Dont talk to them

[grim edge]

do i talk to you instead?

[jaunty kindle]

Whoever deleted it will be banned soon. Trust

[tribal silo]

Thats noah

[wise mortar]

Depends

[tribal silo]

I havent posted a single thing

[grim edge]

on what

[wise mortar]

As matter of fact idk, welcome anyway

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/tekashi-laughing-hahaha-lol-lmfao-gif-17631213

bro is him

[grim edge]

oky doky artichoky

[tribal silo]

Depends as in hell no

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-gif-26076005

[nocturne elk]

check bros message history skull

bro sending gyatts in chesstalk

[wise mortar]

Thankfully snitches aren’t online

[tribal silo]

What gyatt

[wise mortar]

Yeah lol

[nocturne elk]

the peach gif like 200 times

[wise mortar]

A dared him

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-eating-peach-peaches-cute-gif-9104330062608556802

[nocturne elk]

the slapping one

jiggle physics

[tribal silo]

What

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/you-naughty-naughty-pointing-smile-you-gif-17657303

[nocturne elk]

check dm lol

[tribal silo]

Bro sent the selfie for the 50th time

[nocturne elk]

i just sent that

well almost

[mellow jay]

...

[tribal silo]

Wtf is that

[wise mortar]

Milk 🫦

[mellow jay]

milk, but i failed to open it

[tribal silo]

How

[mellow jay]

IT WONT OPEN

[wise mortar]

Lmao how hard is it

Use them scissors

[mellow jay]

MF

[mellow jay]

ok fk it

[wise mortar]

Bro

[mellow jay]

ima murder the carton

[wise mortar]

Just cut it smh

[tribal silo]

Just stab that tiny triangle in the middle

Bozo

[mellow jay]

fr

[wise mortar]

Least capable chess player

[tribal silo]

Truthfully

[mellow jay]

hey thats an insult

dont you understand i want to open it perfectly instead this sht looking

[tribal silo]

Bro

[wise mortar]

Now drink it

[mellow jay]

i got cereal

[wise mortar]

Bro cut it well?!

You are hopeless smh

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/skofqq-gif-26054690

[nocturne elk]

idk if this is worse than my limmy gif lol

[tribal silo]

Anyways you should go take pictures of nature and post them on instagram

[wise mortar]

There are no nature in singapore bro 💀

[tribal silo]

Parks?

[wise mortar]

Fake nature

[tribal silo]

Architecture?

[nocturne elk]

real

[wise mortar]

Does that count

[nocturne elk]

bro thinks i am an npc

[wise mortar]

They got many concerts tho

Noah went to taylor swift smh

[tribal silo]

Bro lives in indinesia how bro know

[nocturne elk]

i didnt wtf

[wise mortar]

Bro im not living under a rock

[tribal silo]

You did

[nocturne elk]

bro thinks i am gonna spend money on that lol

i would rather buy a power rack

[wise mortar]

He is a swiftie just like dahlia

[nocturne elk]

thats crazy

who the heck is that

[wise mortar]

💀

[tribal silo]

Wring pinh

[nocturne elk]

HAHAHAH

[wise mortar]

Bro mentioned a coach

[nocturne elk]

bro tickled the coach

[tribal silo]

Fr

[tribal silo]

[nocturne elk]

thats what hikaru says

tickle the king with check

[tribal silo]

Youre done for

[wise mortar]

Do they have femboys in singapore

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[tribal silo]

@grim edge Is this true

[wise mortar]

U?

[nocturne elk]

no

[marsh wave]

hi

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-frodo-alright-then-keep-your-secrets-smiling-gif-26462584

[marsh wave]

i found this tool band

[nocturne elk]

bro stop it or im gonna send it 40x lol

[marsh wave]

they are great

[tribal silo]

DUDE

[wise mortar]

Whats a tool band

[nocturne elk]

AHAHA

[marsh wave]

google TOOL

[wise mortar]

Holy hell

[tribal silo]

Blud wont play me rapid but will get an edge over me with nonsense

[marsh wave]

does anyone want to play?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[tribal silo]

@nocturne elk

[wise mortar]

Try chesstalk, these bozos don’t play chess

[nocturne elk]

real

[marsh wave]

I didn't mean you are "a tool" I meant the band is named tool could you google them?

[teal dragon]

https://youtu.be/MM62wjLrgmA?si=NvVexGvAxm04yVsw

[marsh wave]

Schisim is a good tune

[tribal silo]

Is that disney acholyte

[nocturne elk]

wtf lol

[teal dragon]

Stinkfist, Aenema are also good songs

[marsh wave]

I discovered tool in 1994 before I was born. Now that I'm a fan I know everything about them.

[teal dragon]

Grow up dude

[tribal silo]

It looks like it

Will never watch disney acholyte

[marsh wave]

do you even know what an acolyte is?

[teal dragon]

The fact u watch Disney channel

[tribal silo]

The movie

[marsh wave]

no it's a cultic thing

[tribal silo]

Uh never just movies marvel back when it was good

[marsh wave]

acoyltes are like stewards in cults

[teal dragon]

Ok I believe you

[tribal silo]

Disney is ass

[teal dragon]

There's a lot of chess acolytes here

[nocturne elk]

uhm

[marsh wave]

yes exactly

[teal dragon]

Be careful

[tribal silo]

[marsh wave]

young acolytes!

[nocturne elk]

@ severe mog

[tribal silo]

Uh huh

[marsh wave]

i am an experienced chess player so not an acolyte anymore

[tribal silo]

@nocturne elk perhaps

[nocturne elk]

bro imma do it

[teal dragon]

I'm just a frycook

[tribal silo]

Perhaps you’ve shown one 40 times to me

[nocturne elk]

blud gotta chill

[nocturne elk]

real

[tribal silo]

Like why

[nocturne elk]

dude u do the same thing

i have to keep deleting

[tribal silo]

Idk didnt star wars acolyte fall off on episode 3

[tribal silo]

[marsh wave]

my older bro left his weed in my bedroom

[tribal silo]

Sharing is caring

[marsh wave]

no

that's not sharing that's just stealing if i took it

[nocturne elk]

sell it

[marsh wave]

i'd just wait till he's back thanks

[nocturne elk]

business 100

[tribal silo]

Thats the right move

[nocturne elk]

thanks

[tribal silo]

I bet your routine is 40 russian pushups, 40 situps, and 40 tricep pulldowns

[nocturne elk]

what is blud globbering about rn

what the heck is even that

i literally do none of those lol

[tribal silo]

40 jumping jacks?

[nocturne elk]

bro chosing all the worst moves on purpose

smh my smh my head

[marsh wave]

what?

[undone jetty]

who tf does 40 situps 💀

[tribal silo]

40 pullups

[marsh wave]

who tf does only 40

[nocturne elk]

ok fair enough

[marsh wave]

i can do at least 30 and im overweight

or out of shape anyways

[tribal silo]

40 is a special number

[nocturne elk]

based

[undone jetty]

pull ups?

[nocturne elk]

u know what else is

[marsh wave]

like 2

[undone jetty]

oh 💀

[tribal silo]

40 squats?

[marsh wave]

i could pull up on your block

[undone jetty]

i was like u can do 30 pull ups?

[nocturne elk]

i mean that is impressive if overweight ong

[undone jetty]

wannabe you literally from the suburbs 🤣

[marsh wave]

no its not pls lol

[tribal silo]

40 is a special number to noah, nothing to do with workouts

[undone jetty]

oh

[marsh wave]

i live in subarban detroit my names kyle wipes drool

[nocturne elk]

most overweight ppl i know cant even hang onto the bar

[marsh wave]

j.k

i could hand the bar to you in a wrestling match

[tribal silo]

The only place they hang onto is quarter pounder

[undone jetty]

Im underweight af 💀

[marsh wave]

i will destroy you

[nocturne elk]

triple quarter pounder with chess

[marsh wave]

double stack it

[undone jetty]

My BMI is 14.5 💀 💀 💀

[marsh wave]

like more cheese please

[nocturne elk]

[nocturne elk]

BRO drink some olive oil bro

[tribal silo]

Perhaps 50 is more challenging

[nocturne elk]

be careful what u wish for lil bro

[undone jetty]

its not like i dont eat man 😭 I do

[marsh wave]

i used to do a lot of crunches that's why I could still do thirty situps

[nocturne elk]

bro gyatt to eat more lmao

[tribal silo]

60

[undone jetty]

maybe not consistantly but I have like a good breakfast and shi 😭

[marsh wave]

60 idk

[undone jetty]

HOW THO 😭

im always so full

[marsh wave]

maybe if i did them a few days in a row

[nocturne elk]

im gonna make another channel just to post that 69 times in a row

[marsh wave]

i could get to 60 yup

[tribal silo]

Please dont

[nocturne elk]

drink water to help expand your stomach idk it worked for me lmao

[undone jetty]

Like for dinner I had a cob of corn and then a scoop of ice cream 💀

[nocturne elk]

i used to drink like a gallon a day

[undone jetty]

maybe i drink a bit less 😔

[nocturne elk]

or like 4.5 litres

it was really miserable

[tribal silo]

Dollar store goggins

[nocturne elk]

lmao

bro i didnt wanna be like 140lbs bro

[tribal silo]

Can you be like goggins and endure 169

[nocturne elk]

all the big chungus people said drinking lots of water was gud

https://tenor.com/view/bloatlord-bloatmax-bloatmaxx-kyriakos-kyriakosgrizzly-gif-17950334

[tribal silo]

Water poisoning

[nocturne elk]

real

[tribal silo]

Just move to america

Youll be a rolling boulder in no tome

https://tenor.com/view/rock-indiana-jones-run-running-gif-7863240

[nocturne elk]

bro think he sisyphus

[tribal silo]

You can become the boulder prop in indiana jones remake

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rael-gif-943215023730044045

[tribal silo]

You know disney gonna make unnecessary remakes of Indiana jones

[nocturne elk]

💀

[tribal silo]

Interesting

You are being held by a string

Wait whats the current count

@nocturne elk

[nocturne elk]

bro i am not gonna count LOL

i have spoilers turned off i suffer more than you lol

[tribal silo]

Syo

Please dont

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/inauguration-cnn2017-donald-trump-finger-wag-no-gif-7576946

[grim edge]

goodnight fellow humans

[tribal silo]

No more selfies

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-chat-cat-sleeping-gif-12642150369475118604

[tribal silo]

@tribal silo lets play a few games

@nocturne elk

[nocturne elk]

thats crazy

bro really @ himself

[tribal silo]

Shush log on blud

[nocturne elk]

@tribal silo why u not answering lil bro

he need yo help

[digital phoenix]

@tribal silo can u respond to @tribal silo 's challenge instead of running

[nocturne elk]

real

@tribal silo

[tribal silo]

https://tenor.com/view/tipsy-wag-finger-no-dont-gif-14787138

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-running-why-are-you-running-away-pretty-liars1-nollywood-gif-16102856

[digital phoenix]

nuh uh

[tribal silo]

@stiff moon

[strong cypress]

Gyat

[cerulean sluice]

fast

[strong cypress]

Flexible and easy to handle

[wicked lily]

hi

[marsh wave]

wow

[wise mortar]

.img

[cursive pawn]

.img

[wise mortar]

@nocturne elk

[cursive pawn]

@cursive pawn

[nocturne elk]

.img

[cursive pawn]

.img

[wise mortar]

.img chess opening

[cinder zenith]

[nocturne elk]

hampter

[scenic raven]

Good morning 🌞

[minor spoke]

👀

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[nocturne elk]

.img chess opening

[random drum]

Hi guys

hru

[marsh wave]

hi

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[marsh wave]

throws popcorn in chat

hiya liya

[wraith bay]

Hello everyone. I have a quick question

This Nitor arena every week, for what is it

Winner gets a Nitro?

[marsh wave]

uncertain...

i'm to new

[lament jacinth]

Idk

[wraith bay]

:/

[lament jacinth]

I've been here for over a year

And idk

[wraith bay]

💀

(Not like I don't have Nitro but was just wondering)

[marsh wave]

@lament jacinth So neat.

[lament jacinth]

Uhuh

[marsh wave]

so the winner gets a soup

one soup

of your choice

awaiting the day!! that someone disagrees with me

okay hear me out,

if the sound travels down the cord of the earbud how can i not cut the cord and still hear sound?

[minor spoke]

Wtf amay

[nocturne elk]

uhm

[wheat dew]

Hi :3

[wheat dew]

Because sound still has a medium to travel called air.

[marsh wave]

hi bonobo

that's fun to say lol

[wheat dew]

She is 4'10.6

[marsh wave]

who?

and .6?

[wheat dew]

Yes.

[minor spoke]

Nice length

[marsh wave]

length what

cringe

[minor spoke]

Huh

[wheat dew]

Yup

Anyways, hi cocoa.

[velvet lion]

Hey, yall think chess has the highest skill ceiling amongst games (starcraft2, dota2, fighting games, etc)?
is it more cognitively taxing/demanding as those games as well?

[marsh wave]

no

depends on the player

and game

[grim edge]

i dont think so

[wheat dew]

Brawl stars

[grim edge]

if ur looking at all games geometry dash is cool to check out but idk much abt fighting games

[wheat dew]

Geometry dash is easy once you put around a year to jt

[marsh wave]

try playing geometry wars

it's like a square and you have to avoid all these things that chase you

so addictive

but you get to shoot them

more spawn in

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-cat-cute-gif-12080171459357821404

[velvet lion]

im more looking for the game that;s most cognitively taxing/demanding?

[wheat dew]

Noah don't harass cats.

[still glade]

why?

[wheat dew]

You should try brawl stars then

[still glade]

are you running some kind of benchmark test

[marsh wave]

night ya'll

[still glade]

rest well

[wheat dew]

Or toilet tower defense.

[grim edge]

the skill ceiling is wild tho

[cerulean sluice]

i lvoe cook burgers

[minor spoke]

👀

[tidal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-spin-pyramid-gif-21018609

what happens when gothamchess is drunk

[cursive pawn]

thanks

.6 nm

[grim edge]

saw that on stream

w levy

[half tree]

W

[minor spoke]

Visible?

[cursive pawn]

😾

[grim edge]

how can i unlink my discord to a deactivated chess.com account which i dont know the pass for?

[slate owl]

meow

[wise mortar]

Disconnect

[wheat dew]

How do I gain 100 elo in 1 day?

[wise mortar]

Winning 15 straight games

[wheat dew]

Too hard

[wise mortar]

Play lower elo

[steep surge]

Murder Drones

[grim edge]

/disconnect

[grim edge]

no luck so far

[bitter lily]

skibidi toilet gaming

[grim edge]

maybe contact chess.com support

[wise mortar]

<@&745328830649991179> maybe u guys can help this user

[grim edge]

I don’t think they can

[unkempt stream]

hi

[digital phoenix]

doofus can

[candid smelt]

hey! if you type /help and choose the last option you can find some help in disconnecting your account

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Albert's Help Centre (Chess.com Bot)

Welcome to the help centre! Here you can find information about all of the commands and features available to you. Please select what you need help with in the menu below!

How do I disconnect my accounts?

The </disconnect:1035887377043947533> command allows you to disconnect your Discord account from your Chess.com account.
This will remove all of your Chess.com data from the bot, including your Chess.com profile, rating roles, and privacy preferences.

        If you want to connect your account again, you will have to use the </connect:1023636298738700310> command.
        
        Please note that you must first disconnect your account from the Chess.com website before using this command. You can do this on the [Connected Accounts page](https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts).

[mild apex]

Nah, we could

[lament jacinth]

The /disconnect doesn't work evidently

[candid smelt]

when you type /disconnect did you choose the bot from the Discord list?

[novel moat]

Who is this mod

[digital phoenix]

kincsototh

[candid smelt]

Kincső

[novel moat]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

jeffery

[novel moat]

Hello

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-laptop-drake-gif-21716481

[candid smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/it-crowd-chris-o-dowd-roy-have-you-tried-turning-it-off-and-on-again-off-gif-4711577

[novel moat]

Mod meetup

[lament jacinth]

That's never worked

[candid smelt]

yeah guys be careful

[lament jacinth]

That's not how you disconnect your account

There's a different way

[narrow dune]

if it’s a deactivated account I think either an admin or support has to do it

/staff of some sort

[novel moat]

We need doofus

[lament jacinth]

If your account is still active you need to do it via the chess.com app

[slate owl]

meow

[candid smelt]

will let the team know either ways

[narrow dune]

[lament jacinth]

Anyway enough talking about chess in off topic

Get out of here

[novel moat]

Chess

[narrow dune]

[novel moat]

[warm spindle]

[novel moat]

What is happening in vc

Is it lit

[candid smelt]

how dare you

[warm spindle]

No, don't join. : )

[novel moat]

mouseslip

[candid smelt]

good thing i didnt mouseslip

[novel moat]

That really would be unfortunate!

[silent quest]

A new mod?

[uneven forge]

What's going on people?

[minor spoke]

Wait who on earth

Never seen that mod lol

[wheat dew]

Kincso is a stream moderator

[wise mortar]

Omg a mod

[wheat dew]

I've seen her moderating chesscom's yt streams alot

[wise mortar]

Good im tired seeing bastman daily

[wheat dew]

Don't you dare

Basty is the bast mod.

[wise mortar]

Doofus is

[wheat dew]

Doofus is a close second

[wise mortar]

Agree to disagree

[lament jacinth]

Doofus is last

[limber gyro]

Emotions suck I wish I could get rid of ti

big part of humans

[lament jacinth]

Doofus is the biggest npc in the server

[limber gyro]

fr that shi i dont like it.. i want to think more rationally

[minor spoke]

💀💀💀

[grim edge]

/disconnect

[minor spoke]

Slow

[grim edge]

oof Please note that you must first disconnect your account from the Chess.com website before using this command

[wise mortar]

How dare u he gave us minion pool gif

[lament jacinth]

No one cares

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-gif-4256583569949039458

[winged sage]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1253848654863929397 im suprised no mod has paid attention to this 🤔

[minor spoke]

[winged sage]

#1249778751936663593

#1249778751936663593

[hearty glacier]

hmmmmmmm

wazap

[loud wagon]

happy birthday to goat

[hearty glacier]

he does look like a goat

https://tenor.com/view/goat-tongue-gif-26615227

before u get mad , messi is a pretty good player , but Ronaldo is just ''OBJECTIVELY'' better in every aspect

[loud wagon]

just your opinion that i dont give a fk about

[hearty glacier]

oh sorry let me fix that

how's that - . -

[loud wagon]

sometimes i wish i was a ronaldo fan , no brain , zen mind

[hearty glacier]

bruv ill give u a simple example , imagine u had both of them at ur house and u need to get the cereal from the kitchen shelf who would be more helpful

that's it no more discussion needed

[winged sage]

lmao 😭

ronaldo gettin messi 😏

[loud wagon]

so the taller the player is , you like them better ...

peter crouch must be the goat then

[hearty glacier]

Ronaldo also has a catchphrase (maybe catchword or catchexperession)

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[loud wagon]

this mf watches football from youtube shorts and is really trying to argue abt football

how old are you lil bro

[hearty glacier]

i'm just making simple points , if u want ill talk about more complicated scenarios

[loud wagon]

ok lets talk

[hearty glacier]

on a football field ok?

messi and ronaldo are at the same starting point and a loose cheetah get inside the field who will survive?

[loud wagon]

none

[hearty glacier]

Ronaldo 100% since he's that much better

[loud wagon]

tf is this fool talking abt

[hearty glacier]

let's agree to disagree i guess

https://tenor.com/view/romnewz-messi-crying-tears-sad-gif-22627881

[loud wagon]

you are crying while typing this

[hearty glacier]

not really i made 2 very good points and proved ronaldo was better

[loud wagon]

its ok to cry when you are at farewell from a club you spent entire childhood in

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-arabian-saudi-arabia-arabic-cr7-gif-11493201208993004242

[loud wagon]

" passion over money "

[hearty glacier]

every time he kicks the ball he gets to add another 0 to his bank account .-.

[loud wagon]

clearly dont know value of zero right next to a number

failed math classes too

its over for you boyo

[hearty glacier]

why are you so triggered over a stupid game

chill

i just gave you an objective pov (with 2 very solid scenarios that proved who is better), i don't really care for either of them

[loud wagon]

give me penalty or i will cry 😢

😭

[hearty glacier]

bruv if u know so much

remember what happened in 2001?

i will give u a hint

[loud wagon]

so much things happened in 2001 , idk if its related to anything about your idolo camelnaldo

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/911-september11-gif-5969207

[winged sage]

ur getting toed for 9/11 joke 💀

[loud wagon]

ggs

[hearty glacier]

point proven ronaldo > messi

[winged sage]

if someone pings mod that is (mods can see deleted msgs)

[vestal basin]

<@&745328830649991179> 911 jokes are being made🥰

[hearty glacier]

<@&745328830649991179> please help us

i am under de water

[loud wagon]

beg for forgiveness like your idolo

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/underwater-hello-im-under-water-selfie-smile-gif-16028538

[winged sage]

🗿

[winged sage]

this gif

[vestal basin]

[winged sage]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-push-back-his-hairline-gif-11241907652566626707

[willow copper]

Hello

[hearty glacier]

bruv i don't even watch football and trolled symphony so hard he actually got mad

[half kelp]

You are my fire

[hearty glacier]

my one desire

[loud wagon]

nah i been knowing you dont watch football

i got from first hand

[half kelp]

Believe When I say

[loud wagon]

.

[hearty glacier]

i waaaaaaaaaaaaant it that way

tell me WHY!

(why tf do i know these lyrics so well)

[vestal basin]

Bro literally said that 💀

[winged sage]

IM ON MY WAYY

GYAAAAAAAAAATTTTT

[digital phoenix]

goat is harry maguire

[hearty glacier]

nooo nooo I did not mean it like this

[half kelp]

Bro no it's called,"NYASH"

[hearty glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlBYdiXdUa8

this is why it's ingrained in my brain

[half kelp]

Yeah boi

[hearty glacier]

i watched this clip a million time

[winged sage]

"The opportunity of defeating the enemy
is provided by the enemy himself" - Sun Tzu

[hearty glacier]

btw guys is the video of Putin and kim dong unn in a car real?

just popped on my instagram but looks pretty sus

[half kelp]

"Why be normal,when you can be great"
-William

[vestal basin]

Real

[winged sage]

yes

it is real

putin and kim made a deal that if any country attacks any of them the other will assist

and now putin is going to vietnam for meeting

alright 🤫 no more politics or i might get toed

[hearty glacier]

damn mfkers prepping for WW

[vestal basin]

Yeah

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/obito-uchiha-gif-26090020

putin be like

[winged sage]

(._.)

[hearty glacier]

bruv it's general mods don't ban anyone unless they really go very deep into rabit holes

anw gotta finish some work , any songs recommandations or spotify playlists ? (i'm bored with mine)

[half kelp]

It's about drive, it's about power

Any

[hearty glacier]

bored of dis one

[half kelp]

What's the best one

English Or Spanish?

[hearty glacier]

?

my fav song?

[unkempt stream]

hiii

Would anyone like to match their profile pic with me? 😁

[lament jacinth]

@lime lava

[unkempt stream]

girl or boy?

[hearty glacier]

now that u mention it Liya they do look alike

[lament jacinth]

Man

[hearty glacier]

🙂

[wise mortar]

Hello i am Michael from india

[lament jacinth]

Hi Michael

[pale viper]

Let me guess, you work for microsoft?

[hasty raven]

You guys like foo fighters?

Dude that's racist you can't call the Indian a pajeet