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i just said respect is earned, not given that's all i said
if I'm sitting with guys in university suddenly girl comes joins us i shut my mouth with duct tape
Why wouldn’t you be a feminist
i hate annoying feminists
they keep blabbing
i hated the me too movement, my bro was bullied
im an older sister
men don't get bullied what the sigma
i gotta protect my bro in hs
he was young in hs
not now when he's in college and can defend
you don't have parents?
yes, but they have work
they're bound to raise you
they weren't gonna babysit at school were they
yes but were not children anyhmore
You two cornballs should go to eachothers dms
ah man that's big difference Pakistan vs Europe we've fmaily system I'd say
nah let her speak all
armenians also have family system but from teens we're expected to act like adults
literally
someone needs to take out Entergy somehow
not be babies waiting for mommy and daddy to fix us something to eat
we're not raised silver platter type
we're go getters, armenians are business formal
breathing + regular meditation
bro doesn't help
you have to catch yourself before you get blowup angry
i myself am business casual
instead of trying to manage it while you're already blowup angry
I've literally controlled all time myself
who blew up angry?
blud aint aggressive u just haven't got human update
no you just build up a ball of bad energy in you and then you will take it out on your future wife
I have seen things so worse at my university bro specialy couples 💀😂😂
what does this have to do with you being aggressive 😭
if i do I'll shoot maself
thats the spirit.
love love ❤️
she's got nothing to do with my anger that's my matter I'll solve it myself
sir you haven't seen what's going there 💀
hi humans
going where?
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hewwo
hry
Yea fr he's good
doing alright. only an hour and a half left at work before I can go home
wait nvm engineer
<@&745328830649991179>

I have a point.
you sure no dems here"
Filthy commie!!! (Jk)
doesn't matter, calling for violence not allowed
who?
if it was fast, it was bast
the guy that came in saying people should be executed
guy i said things if you didn't like sorry for real by heart
understood
if someone hurt again sorry bruh
did you watch thor
dahlia is always here, as a secret agent
Ragnarok
nah it didnt work for me
mf what
that's deep bro
thank you. i like to say things that will make others rethink some deep stuff as a joke
is saying that word is hurtful
bro so scared even to give someone compliment
huh? I'm just saying that you, as an adult, shouldn't call an underage girl beautiful
some drake ahh behavior
how do you know she is underage
that's not deep you just want fight with someone here say truth
Which wife?
The main one?
oh, yes. the second one can take the beating
(/s)
I'll have 3 😎
haha lmao what happened to the fair side of you davie
i like to joke
oh right
@grim edge he talking about you
i just wanted to make her smile lol
and i intentionally ignored it, but you brought it up
now you respond to him
it's dahlia's say against yours
dahlia ignores me too, noted
Why?
Say thank you
you just got burned, js6wks
She way too stupid
But she said thank you very much
wtf? who you talking about?
you jokin rigth
respect your women!
if you;re reallly masculine respect
"your"? arent you a feminist
You say that while not being a feminist
dahlia personally sorry if that was hurting i did mean only to bring smile to ye
no just respect goes both ways
Respect yourself first
the
it's a handshake!

it didn't hurt me. i am flattered.
💀 wtf
dahlia did i do something to make you ignore me?
oh sigh of relief you stood by me she's real queen save her guys 🙌
omg, hi davie. i am not ignoring you. i just ignored the text because it wasnt directed to me.
what a relief
:3 uwu
And she is not one of my women
idc
.<
it's a woman right? feminine
she
so if you're really a man, respect please everyone!
or stop joking fr
I'm multilingual guys how many languages you know?
thank you for clarifying this. gods and goddesses can't be owned. we are meant to be worshipped and adored.
i agree, goddess!
Adored by who? Smh
only?
Yes
knowing multiple is beautiful experience
worshipped wtf
once when going to university we hit car my friend and myself wefe stopped ny car owner
Get lost
you get lost
Ok
so car guy was calling police for us so we started switching languages frequently car owner ran way thinking we're spy 😂😂😂
how about we both stop talking , no pestering women for the fun of it, bro, deal?
I threw up in my mouth a little bit
that was funniest experience we ever had
only two
nice 🙂
I wanted to learn alotta languages but just stopped after a bit
I speak english, spanish, and enough german to barely hold a conversation
I wanted to learn Russian, french at some point, japanese and Spanish lmao
nice nice
i know 7 or 8 😎
maybe one day I'll learn them
perks of being Pakistani no flex
best language i got was Turkish
if you are one of my disciples, i will tell you.
and for my aggression i leanrt brhavi language the hardest language of my country
you;r e paskistani
every language has quality Turkish is so polite in speaking
ill respectfully disagree with that turkish language commonality thing, as an armenian, my bias prob
i speak armenian, armenians hate turks bc of arm genocide 1915 by ottoman turks
need i say more?
i love ottoman empire,,😉
f you
our golden period
f you
please so it i need it 😭
waiting for this moment for 24 years I'm hard now
💀
uggh you really are now not interesting
literally I'm burning
ah I'm getting banned
Hard is crazyyy
i think we both are
way she said made me crazy 🤣😧
let's shut up about this armenia/turkey stuff yeah?
i never talked about that
Please keep chat appropriate everyone!
whe
right you're just making sexual comments instead
you talked about ottoman empire being good
gross
that's a crime for us armenians
ottoman turks invaded us without warning killing us massacreing us
we were peaceful
that's why i dislike you talking good about ottomans
got it now?
pluh
pluh
bluh
hi dailyyy
No way you guys unironically talk like this
average chesscom interaction 
bru
Imagine the ig comments for this person
imagine the follower count
imagine dragons
dragon deez
Thirty seconds to mars
the three musketeers, charlie's angels, the three blind mice, and the holy trinity
Why am I there?
Dont disrespect the trinity
Imagine the ig comments for this person
Grow up fella
Your low IQ disturbs me
@everyone I am the greatest options trader in existence
How much have u made
It's not about that it's about the fact that I just dodges insane bullets
Whoever I just offloaded my options onto just got absolutely bent over
🙏🏻
i love the confidence
Offloaded everything onto some loser who is probably about to lose a couple hundred
Lmao I didn't really care to explain all my analysis
What is that graph bruh
hey everyone
As far as i know, you cant accurately predict changes in the market
You can
To an extent
I did find some complex mathematical algorithms
Otherwise professional traders wouldn't exist
But honestly i forgot everything
theyre just good at guessing ig
I'm assuming you just found the black-Scholes formula
No
that and some other stuff
Stock market is comparable to poker. It's gambling but you get an edge if you're skilled
And that edge adds up over time
Its too complicated for me to understand
You kinda learn it bit by bit and things add up over time until you have a pretty clear picture
I have no experience, only watching videos
never stop the edging streak
The edging never stops
edgemaxxing
Wait wait what
Ello
Ay
Hi
PEN PINE APPLE APPLE PEN
What?

Hi
Erm
what the
Bros
@lament jacinth where are you? Im a little scared here
@leaden quartz
Juneteenth was yesterday
🤯
Hiii uwu
Erm
hi everyone slightly off topic but there's been some sexual harrassment going on (confidential stuff here no name calling on victim but..) the culprit (who's been tormenting thru dm's) is ShawtyCakes
<@&745328830649991179>
Ss it and dm a mod
who is mod?
Literally what I said.
how do i dm mod?
...
is that a specific person or just department?
This dude again bruh.
ShawtyCAKES IS SUCH A PRIBLEM CHILD!!! 🌟 ⭐ 🌠
kitty
Very masculine indeed
🐱 hi
I like orange juice.
Y'all I came out with pneumonia 
We about to have a juice party?
I like apple juice too
lmao'
As long as it's cold I don't care.
But it can't be grape juice no matter WHAT!
oh grape juice sucks bro
Stay hydrated and don't die. Hope you feel better soon dude.
Revisiting HIMYM brings a smile to my face. I hope you all experience the same feeling in one way or another. Good night, mortals!
xoxo,
Dahlia ♥️
goodnight
no! pls don't die
are you hospitalized?
that's a lung condition
i hope you get better soon! i will pray for you
ur weird
ur weird ok
but fun anyways thx for the social experiment
? im 21
Erm
Googoogaga ass sign off.
chat died...
hi weird
someone tell me how to fork the king I can't figure it out my bishop isn't strong enough!
Who cares?
What’s your elo?
I wrote this poem today to symbolize change within myself.. Thought I'd share it here.
I have anger, pain and sorrow. In a bouquet that won't let go of the ground.
These roses thorns are sharp and my bleeding dirt caked hands, tire with the strain of my wrists. Cuts and gnashes upon my iron flesh.
Standing there I wonder about the flower.
My blood drips from my lower arms and my sweat beads on my forehead. I let go of those roses a while ago. And I'm not bleeding now.
The seasons new.
Things have come and gone. Changed. And change from within me a new season one without snow and cold nights. I left the rose in the garden it stands as a memory. Serves as a reminder. The reasons you.
beautiful man
ty,
Damn did you get inspired by a classical music ? Or Shakespeare? Socrates?
Create a blog or something
I wouldn't know where to start.
Better yet create a YT channel with a guitar background
And you’ll make $$$
Side hustle
Or charge at local gatherings
valid but I do this for fun,
I write often.
lol
I always said I'd read those books.
brb, I need to share something with a friend irl...
Rick riordan
It’s not twitter it’s X
Elon musk was goat for calling it X
Iron flesh? Sounds like Ironman
What about the dirt on your hands?
What about connection to a garden of Adam and Eve? Or Noah’s arc
Scars tainted
for now I meant compiling my writings somewhere
pirite
Like a pirate ay yes indeed
rhyming is easy for me
Seathe your your sword
the pen is shaper than any knife!
And fight til you mutter eternal afterlife
A hallow approaches with an (Voldemort wand) wand
What’s Voldemort wand again?
The flower turns into a vicious serpent
Yew wand
good author or whatever he was
Percy Jackson!
good books
Is it just me or do y all alove writing down crazy math equations and problems and solving it for fun:
nope just u
Math is fun
Once i got the answer as 10^214
and i wrote it in expanded form
some rando logarthimic alebraic question i made
Ln or log base 10
i logbased 10
yo
Wait let me find it
Ok
كوللاللالل خراااا hello!
Patience
Write a fable
You name soooooooooooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeeee
You are not the father !!!!!!
Luna is from Harry Potter
Yeah i dont have it
Luke I am your father
anymore
well you need to be very well versed in math... to solve complex problems for fun
I won’t eat you
looking for someone 1400+ in bullet to play hyper with me (rated)
how to get streaming permissions?
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Im in downings
Did 3 plates squat
And now im do bench
i just got bacck from 24 hr
You hit bench?
Legs.
Gud
🤦
4 plates when?
💀 🙏🏻 idk
Hey who want a game
When you get inzer knee sleeves
I’ll play someone at least 1500 rapid or blitz
is lever belt good
“Wanna play kid😈” ahh message
Maybe
i like prong bc no risk of exploding midset lol
That happened to me before the set 💀
Didn’t screw it well
Add rockaroniss chess.com

Yea prong is probably better so you can easily change the size
Lever is for instagram fashion show
i got too big of a belt and had to make an extra hole with a sharp metal tool smh lol
tbh convenient also if the lever doesnt explode
because prong can take some effort to get on
Any cool math problems?
Anyone heard of Monte Carlo probability method?
Suduku?
Ok grandpa
Hah no suduku is not just for grandparents
It’s pretty challenging at some levels
You try doing without errors
Just use chat gpt
Cheater
Problem solved, should pat myself on the back
You don’t use chatgpt when you’re playing chess right?
Bro thinks ng15 is a viable move
Its a strong move
Bro MIGHT have played too much Detroit becomes human
Detroit?
@nocturne elk
Ultra nano bullet
Lets go play rapid
☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Bruh
This is the Chess.com profile of beatenbybella. Take a look!
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Blunderful statement
is it true that chess can cause your balls to explode?
This not chess talk smh
e4
c5
0 - 1
real
any idea who this guy is? cz im pretty sure ive seen him in this server
He is chess person here
anyone wanna play squid game https://www.crazygames.com/game/squid-game-online?utm_source=invite®ion=eu&room=247
@mellow jay he?
Someone who has level 0 rizz
Some lost horse
...
really?
Goofy ahh mango seed
ty
anyone wanna get smoked
elo 260
im trash
somebody grow some hair on their chest
im sad that you forgor about me :(((
she but yes its me hors :(
Femboy x horse lore?
im not femboy!
💀💀💀😭
im biological female!
Adelyn is a femboy
i never knew you
what :(((
😭😭😭
This is some biblical shit right here
I am sad you forgot about me 😔
I've had enough and I'm blocking you
Huh?
ur annoying
No, I am bonobo.
exactly
😞
Confusion

Sounds exactly like something a femboy would say
im nawt a femboy!! >:3
bro rn:
Cutie pie
:3
that is the most femboy thing you can say
im biological female.
Liar
i dont face reveal here too many people
Capper
you want my face reveal :(
Nah idc much ur a femboy
Chat is this real
no i dont want to hear a king moaning
im not a femboy.
Sounds like something a femboy would say
U rn:
Share
share what
Pictures
of what
yourself,smh
im a hors
Hmm
Wow u insult me lile that
ew
:(
would i get insulted if i send it here while theres like 20000 people who doesnt care and 10000 people who thinks im ugly
do you understand what im asking
Furry
Absolutely
hi ma bois
Hi
😄
no im hors not a furry
Samt
not same
how can you not find a girl 🥱
@unkempt stream be like: https://c.tenor.com/HUQIpBboXU0AAAAC/tenor.gif
L embed
u do 4 me
!trusted
@swift depot With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message
no
cant, to be friends with a girl you else need to have a cool personality or alot of money so yez
you have to do it urself
but....
😔 then do not need
yall hate women?
Hey you have a pretty chill personality
You could easily get some female friends 🗣️ 🔥
discord isnt the place to do so tho
no
@unkempt stream u sed gorls r better than boys so... 🏳️🌈
good to hear
wait wut how
he is a boy tho 💀
bro am not gay
thats not how it works?
so where to find
irl obv
-_--
whas up sigmas
skibidi swkibidi ohio ohio
This is a prime examble of a discord female @unkempt stream , pretty sure you dont want a brainrotted friend
(i am just kidding please dont get mad anyone)
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texted on off topic by misatke
?
brain rotted?
😔
Oh ohk got it, is that person a girl
ye, or atleast i think
how old are u
4
REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
bruh
i am 4 bcs my bday is on 29 feb
REPORTED!!!!!!!!!

<@&745328830649991179>
see i wasnt lying
bruh whats wrong and why u offended u literally seid that I am gay too
It is allowed (i think) cauz he sent it before infront of a mod
#supporter ;)
wat
.
and even if it isnt then you should get muted too cauz you offended him by saying he is gay 
What the sus
yess BRILLIANT!

;)
go sleep ma boi
its almost 5pm lol
lol
man this server no longer fun
😔
I don't know if you are saying it as a joke or if that your real age but that's break Discord rules
So if you are joking then don't joke about it and if that your real age then you can wait and be 13 year old one day.
Have a good day/night and be safe 
Im writing application but ai detectors think im an ai generated
I have to literally make my text worse to not be registered as an AI
The hell do I do here
so i have to wait till 2060?to be 13?
i am pretty sure she aint 4 💀 and if she is born in 2008 that means she is 15-16
y r u vip
nooo
2012=1
2016=2
2020=3
2024=4
💀

that sucks tbh
why
i have to wait till 2080 to vote for my country,become an adult,driving etc
yeh, each 4 years u hav 1 birthday 🤣
gl man
Oh true that's 13+
gud 👍
thanku
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yeah so scary
mhm
i hope i wont get a nightmare with it 💀 😨
yeah we 100% understand what youre yapping
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It's the only yellow role.
So if you like to help others do it. :)
no
How about fots
Okay bye all going to study chess
does teaching 100-400 elo people count
💀
Whattttt can i get it por favor 🥺
I guess they don't give it now.
#🔖〡roles
Wanna play?
ew 1600
Shut up I am 1900.
oh finally it uploaded
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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 1657 (peak)
Blitz: 930 (peak)
can i use this as proof that i dont cheat
You should actually help people if that make you feel good or if you want to help them.
Not because of the role 
And yes feel free to help others .
im askin if i can use it as a proof of i dont cheat cuz its live
live recording footages
Nobody said you're cheating
real
1 second fots is enough
👍
I like the song that goes
Gangam style
“Number 1 victory royale, yeah fortnite its bout to get down, get down”
aint that the meme lol
Bro
it's the lyrics... the female verse
?
a friendly pat ☺️
(a)servermod
And there was something about you that now I can't remember
It's the same damn thing that made my heart surrender
And I'll miss you on a train, I'll miss you in the mornin'
I never know what to think about
I think about you (Don't let go)
About you (Don't let go)
Bro
Bro
Kitty
My wifi has become garbage recently
Hey! that man looks familiar
Chess physique
g y a t
this a handsome boy
shes apparently a girl cat lol
How you know 
im serious there is an ID card that says female
definitely a boy cat
its says mu which is female in chinese
it has a twin
what does it say
anyway, i want to have a golden retriever. and cute little cat
💀 🙏🏻 🗣️ 🐟 🔥
性别 :母 (third row)
how have you been?
did u know they are called a retriever because it retrieved animals during hunting? thats why they are so smart and can hold eggs with their mouth
thanks for the info. im impressed.
I am have good
How are you🥰
Me
me taking 10 mins between working sets for dl
im doing good as well
awwww meimeii
long time no see jia
hallo
@flat kraken
poggers
tell @grim edge she wouldnt believe me that it is a female cat lol
dahlia it is a female cat mwahahah
made me smile
Good 
Thats me all day everyday

cardio: walking to the water fountain
You do every sport in existence except cardio💀
im kidding LOL 
Im still not wrong tho
nuh uh i did get 2400m under 10 mins lol
Where is 1 mile in 4 minutes?
1.5 miles
I can run 1.5m in 1 second
wtf 💀 🙏🏻
why he gotta slap bro like that 😭
Coco puffs
Your mom
bro i just realised what time it is
What time is it
its almost 3am
Yea here
I sleep after fajir
what that mean
so I am back after a month
hello am back after a month
i think he means the muslim prayer
which in terms of time it would be after dawn
or like
oh okay makes sense
Yea
right before dawn
ye
And then i wake up 12 pm
I am saving this for later 🔥
The music in the club is good. Maybe, I should chill there this weekend.
lmao
oh thats cool
My manager told me that she went partying last weekend. I responded that I kinda miss going to the clubs. She asked if I don't have friends, lol. She's in her early 50s and she's enjoying her life.
Legend
Find me in da club bottle full of bub
thats good that she is
The last time I went to the club was this January. I was with my brothers😊
Can you drive?
I'm Asian
Can you swim?
Do you bite?
lmao
realsies
I'm just gonna talk to ppl in half sentences, I might get a nobel prize
@flat kraken I pinged u now do my work 🤓
ok
ok
ok
ok
@flat kraken i need my daily meme consumption
RAMMUS
Ello
bro in the wrong universe
Ermm you missed the letter H
☺️
Ackshullly i dont know about thay
Erm i meant to say that
Thay
Give me 50,000 years of diamond premium membership
Only 6 million dollars
bro thinks im mr yeast
never skip math again
Real
DONT let bro cook
Bro got his math degree from tiktok
skul
Sometimes i want to crumble up a taco in my hand and throw it at the closest person next to me
@vital acorn
erm ackshually the closest person is next to u by definition 
Ummm i think nott
What is blud blubbering about
life is a race and youre a
ist
R34
just a reminder that yall should love your mum and dads
I just watched 2pac and damn, his mum mustve felt awful when her little boy died, cuz bro was a son, not just a rapper or a gangster, he was her baby man, that mustve hurt like shit
Thanks for the insightful ping 🙏
can we isolate him here as well
Noooo
detox is good tho
Guys I'm 1100 should I try the alien gambit against Caro-Kann?
it's that time again, i got work to do gib me song/or playlist on spotify
try chess talk
Looks like elon musk in his 80s
Hi ya'll.


