💬〡general-off-topic

[neon grove]

Long time
Hry

[twin moon]

Call of the night pfp, I’m good

Hby

[neon grove]

Frfrfr
Oh great

[grim edge]

anyway, it's raining hard. i just want to sleep

[neon grove]

was Just doing projectile motion and took a coffee break

[twin moon]

Then sleep smh

[twin moon]

I was thinking of projectile dysfunction for some reason 💀

What is projectile function?

[neon grove]

watch tv

It's better to watch tv than phone ig cuz it's better and reminds me of old days

I love the rainy season

[neon grove]

Object moving in air and we assuming that air resistance is negligible

[twin moon]

So just throwing shit inside, got it 👍

[neon grove]

moving is childis

use motion

[neon grove]

Wait

I just realised

I was studying rectilinear motion not projectile motion

[twin moon]

Same thing smh

[neon grove]

no

[twin moon]

Bro my driving instructor is overqualified

[vestal basin]

Hi

[neon grove]

[twin moon]

Today I found out he is not only a mechanic but also is capable of driving buses and coaching people effectively 💀

[neon grove]

Learn the quantum theory of light from him

[vestal basin]

Day 3with no sleep let's go🗣️

[grim edge]

huh?

[neon grove]

study chemistry u gonna sleep in no time

[twin moon]

The only science I’m gonna deal with is AP chem then I’m out from dealing with numbers till taxes come into my life

[vestal basin]

Nah I'm mastering my technique

[neon grove]

invade taxes like billionaires

get a heavy loan

[twin moon]

Nah I’m too lazy

[neon grove]

And get another loan to cover the previous loan

[neon grove]

Yea life's hard

[vestal basin]

Loop into this and buy the bank

With loan money

[twin moon]

Forensic science go

[neon grove]

[vestal basin]

Ayo

[neon grove]

And buy the whole ass country

[twin moon]

Bro my school has a class on forensic science, I wanna show this to the teacher and see what they think

[leaden quartz]

🔥

[neon grove]

print it and put this in the teachers desk

[twin moon]

Once summer is over I gotchu

[neon grove]

Bros rlly gonna accomplish it

[twin moon]

Why not, being a junior is boring af

[neon grove]

+100000k aura

[patent frost]

guys

[vestal basin]

WHAT

[wise mortar]

Erm

[patent frost]

GOOGLE TRANSLATE GONE WRONG

[twin moon]

Hey wait aren’t you the pregnant guy?

[neon grove]

As a senior I think going on a walk feels like crazy

[twin moon]

Ok but walks are goated

[neon grove]

Frfrfr

[neon grove]

Congratulations @vestal basin

[twin moon]

Put Daten on loop

[patent frost]

HOW TO SEND IMAGES

[twin moon]

You gotta be trusted in the server

[neon grove]

get trusted role

[vestal basin]

Bro it's NOT ME😭

[patent frost]

how

[patent frost]

how

[neon grove]

!trusted @patent frost

[stable jungle]

@patent frost With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[neon grove]

read allat

[twin moon]

Likely story, there is no shame in it man

I ain’t judging

[neon grove]

anyways imma go continue study cuz I wanna impress my dad and get a laptop so I can do gambling online

[vestal basin]

@slender jolt this guys is

[twin moon]

Ohhh yea mb

Two pregnant men in the server?

[twin moon]

Have funnnn

[lapis stratus]

Why is my account still linked lol

I unlinked it

[neon grove]

Skill issue

[lapis stratus]

True

[vestal basin]

Hmm

[neon grove]

frfrfr

[lapis stratus]

Tan Jiro

Pale Jiro

[twin moon]

Nah what

[vestal basin]

Ig something bad gonna happen

[twin moon]

I guess the mods cannot have that happen to them

[twin moon]

I mean I ain’t gonna complain with a punishment

[neon grove]

bros in Duolingo server

3 pregnant people

[neon grove]

skill issue @twin moon

[vestal basin]

Drop the link in dm @twin moon

[twin moon]

Duolingo is mid

[neon grove]

He's hot

[twin moon]

It’s like fast food, cheap and convenient but not good quality

[vestal basin]

I show speed discord🗣️

[neon grove]

[twin moon]

But I will say

I grinded 2 hours of duolingo before I took Spanish I and I got so ahead in that class

Now I’m taking AP Spanish IV next year

[vestal basin]

English or Spanish?

Whoever text below this text is gay

[twin moon]

Inglés es mi idioma nativa, estoy aprendiendo español

[sleek oriole]

another lexus on the roaad

[twin moon]

Me

Damn he beat me to it

[twin moon]

Nevermind by luck of the draw discord has blessed me

[vestal basin]

Only on your screen?

[twin moon]

@neon grove

[vestal basin]

This means....@sleek oriole ?

[twin moon]

We need a tie breaker

[vestal basin]

Bring anitta

[twin moon]

English is my native language, I’m studying Spanish

[neon grove]

?

[twin moon]

^

[vestal basin]

Ik what you mean I was talking about the ss

[twin moon]

Is the “under this text is gay” below or above my text about Spanish

[neon grove]

[twin moon]

Ah alr

[crimson yarrow]

THIS MAN ABOVE ME, ROOK REACT HIM!

[grim edge]

i need queen

[tiny pewter]

e

[amber mural]

Hello

[final gust]

Anyone know any good guis specially for playing against engines with different personalities and strengths, I wanna test openings without playing online. Besides Lucas chess 🙏🙏

[hallow mantle]

Guys im live on twitch
check me out
my name on twitch is rblx sweat360

[leaden quartz]

Me

[cerulean rivet]

Noixe

[final gust]

Yeah?

[silent quest]

[leaden quartz]

Im the best

Ask my mom

[grim edge]

Novak Djokovic is still the best athlete in the world

@jaunty kindle i want you to analyze my recent game against a 2000+ elo player.

[neon grove]

<@&745328830649991179>
Advertisements doesn't look allowed

[glass nymph]

@final gust how do u feel when u put ur rating on your name ?

[neon grove]

sorry lazy doge I didn't mean to ping but I'm tired of my physics and maths stuff

[fresh wind]

he's already been warned

[neon grove]

Didn't saw any pings and mods msgs so I thought

[neon grove]

imagine pinging someone for a shit reason like this

[grim edge]

mxamaxamaxmaxamxmax

[jaunty kindle]

Sure. But there are so many morons outside celebrating the 5:1 win for germany very loudly. I hope nobody can hear it in vc

[grim edge]

im jumping now

just chatting

[neon grove]

brilliant move right there

[jaunty kindle]

Jump from what?

[grim edge]

ahhh i said just chatting.. meet me there now

[crimson yarrow]

🐟

[sleek mortar]

986

[grim edge]

very inspirational

[compact mantle]

Sup Zax

[plush drum]

wuzz up jona

long time no see

[compact mantle]

For real

I been workin

I work two jobs rn

[plush drum]

same but one job

[compact mantle]

🤣

[plush drum]

its my birthday now since its 00:00 here 15 june

[compact mantle]

Nice, happy bday old man

[plush drum]

old man is correct im 18 now 😭 kill me

[compact mantle]

🤣

[plush drum]

unc status reached ong

[compact mantle]

Fr

I’m grandpa status already

😎

[plush drum]

naw man you in the coffin status by this point

gotta go sleep for my big day tommorow

[compact mantle]

That’s next year

[plush drum]

have a great day jona 😄

[compact mantle]

You have a good one bro

[compact mantle]

Cheers to that 🤝

[fallen valley]

Yo @hallow mantle you were already asked to stopped self promoting dawg

[neon grove]

anyone got ideas on pentel graphgear 1000 0.5

[grim edge]

i dont have

[neon grove]

thinking abt buying but I won't be able to eat snacks i do eat usually after coaching

[neon grove]

Same

I had pentel 500 but someone stole it

if I found that person he's done

[grim edge]

How do I get swole

[wise mortar]

Erm

[iron sun]

hi

[slender jolt]

My time out is over

Yey

[grim edge]

I met this girl who says she has anxiety I don’t know what that means

I googled it and it says like excess worry?

[willow ermine]

Means they don’t play chess

[silent elbow]

Worry and unease

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-gif-24316331

[rocky epoch]

If im a mod

id ban you faster than speed of light

[celest vapor]

They won't ban him, since he supports the pride movement.

[rocky epoch]

I would if i was a mod

[rocky epoch]

yeah , thats sad

[grim edge]

@rocky epoch why would you ban

[oblique sierra]

If I knew you in real life I'd knock ya damn teeth outcha mouth

[grim edge]

What’s wrong with Pride?

Wanderlei, rampage, Fedor, crocop, arona, igor etc

Shogun, overeem, lil and big nog

[oblique sierra]

It's weird as hell dawg tf you mean whats wrong with pride

And you support Isreal damn bro if I was your parents I'd drag you outta the damn house

[celest vapor]

Well for starters, pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

[lament jacinth]

<@&745328830649991179> offensive pfp and trying to cause problems with people in chat

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth what’s offensive ?

[lament jacinth]

Your profile

Pic

[grim edge]

Yeah it’s not

[lament jacinth]

You're disrespecting Israel

[grim edge]

It’s June it’s pride month

I’m from Tel Aviv

[lament jacinth]

Don't care you're disrespecting it

[grim edge]

I live in boca raton though

[lament jacinth]

^

[grim edge]

אל תהיה שונא

Anyway

How can I get swole like Rich Piana

[rocky epoch]

itself are offensive 😆😆

[lament jacinth]

Your lack of English skills is disrespectful tbh

[celest vapor]

Of all the things a rainbow could symbolize, it symbolizes "pride" something which has a negative connotation in not only culture but in society as well.

[rocky epoch]

What matters is you get the point 😆😆

[lament jacinth]

I don't

[grim edge]

@celest vapor It’s literally Pride Month and it means love for all

[lament jacinth]

But ok byee

[lament jacinth]

No it doesn't LMAOOO

[grim edge]

Learn more
…
Pride Month is celebrated in June to honor the Stonewall Uprising in New York City in 1969, which was a turning point for the LGBTQ rights movement in the United States. The month also commemorates the LGBTQ community's fight for civil rights and equal justice, and recognizes the accomplishments of LGBTQ individuals.

[celest vapor]

Not everyone here is a celebrator of pride month and some people find that it encourages degeneracy.

[grim edge]

Why are you being mean I didn’t target anyone just leave us alone

[oblique sierra]

@grim edge You cant hide from me switching channels bro

[rocky epoch]

the pride flag and israel symbol both offensive

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[rocky epoch]

😂

[grim edge]

Stop genociding us

[rocky epoch]

💀

[grim edge]

This isn’t a political channel

[rocky epoch]

Im dead

[grim edge]

I was just asking about how to get swole

And about some girl I met at Panera bread who told
Me she has anxiety and I never heard of that

[celest vapor]

@grim edge why are you pinging the moderators?

[grim edge]

@celest vapor You are posting hate speech

[rocky epoch]

you are worse

[celest vapor]

Lol what did I say that was hate speech?

[grim edge]

It’s okay I reported to discord

[rocky epoch]

Cool

Nobody cares

[celest vapor]

sighs

[oblique sierra]

You've never heard of that? Everyone laugh at the clown

[grim edge]

Pride has nothing to do with “degeneracy” that is hate speech

[celest vapor]

What hate speech did I post?

[rocky epoch]

degeneracy..

[celest vapor]

I never said it has anything to do with degeneracy.

[grim edge]

@oblique sierra I had a bagel there

[oblique sierra]

LMAO youre actually a clown bro youre funny

Youre not real

[grim edge]

@oblique sierra you will never get Lois

[oblique sierra]

Youre a bot

[celest vapor]

I said some people find that it encourages degeneracy.

[oblique sierra]

Bro im speaking to a programmed bot

[grim edge]

Who even watches family guy it’s 2024

[oblique sierra]

@grim edge whats 1+1

[grim edge]

42 is the answer

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[rocky epoch]

yep thats exactly why you dont know the true way

[grim edge]

42 is the answer to the life the universe and everything

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[grim edge]

Strong unaware

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[rocky epoch]

bad try , try again

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[grim edge]

42

[oblique sierra]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[rocky epoch]

Hmm, close. Try again.

[rocky epoch]

Id get banned for the next joke in my mind

[oblique sierra]

@rocky epoch I speak Arabic and your name means juice

[rocky epoch]

This is so stupid

[rocky epoch]

thats Aseer

[grim edge]

There me

[rocky epoch]

my name is Asser

[grim edge]

When I was 14

[celest vapor]

Can you change your profile picture?

[grim edge]

Sure

[rocky epoch]

and the name

[oblique sierra]

Oh wait does that mean short in height?

[rocky epoch]

smh

thats Qaser

[oblique sierra]

Yeah I give up

[rocky epoch]

😂🤣

you speak arabic but im born arabian

[grim edge]

Your from Egypt

[celest vapor]

*You're

[oblique sierra]

Correct word is you're, not your

[cursive pawn]

Lmao he hates it when i say that

[celest vapor]

Why is it so hard to understand the difference between your and you're...

[rocky epoch]

who said i hate? You're just assuming my reaction

[oblique sierra]

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that

[cursive pawn]

Mb bro

[grim edge]

Your

[rocky epoch]

it isnt hard at all , people are just dumb

[grim edge]

This is discord not grammar

It’s hard to put an ‘ while typing

[celest vapor]

It's * you're

[grim edge]

It’s easier to say your

[oblique sierra]

Grammar is not a place, so of course this wouldnt be "grammar"

[rocky epoch]

Thats why you failed english 9 times

[celest vapor]

It's not hard, maybe YOU'RE just lazy?

[grim edge]

I don’t write so I don’t need proper grammar

[cursive pawn]

How to pass english: use grammerly

[grim edge]

I am lazy

[celest vapor]

That isn't a good thing.

[rocky epoch]

Smh

[grim edge]

I had a few dabs too

[oblique sierra]

Do yall play gta?

[rocky epoch]

No

[grim edge]

No

[cursive pawn]

No

[celest vapor]

No

[grim edge]

Yall?

Are you from Appalachia

[rocky epoch]

Are you this stupid

[oblique sierra]

Of course you don't, you're not even a real person

[celest vapor]

Yall is a contraction for you all.

[grim edge]

You want to see my home gym

[cursive pawn]

What

[oblique sierra]

Yeah I actually do

[grim edge]

There is more out of picture

[rocky epoch]

I hope you used this stuff 1 time in your life

[cursive pawn]

That bench looks like it sucks

[grim edge]

It’s a rep fitness bench

[oblique sierra]

How old are you @grim edge

[grim edge]

It’s a good model

[rocky epoch]

26

[cursive pawn]

Is that a rogue rack and a cheap commercial bench?

[grim edge]

40

[cursive pawn]

Looks like it’s slippery

[rocky epoch]

BRO GET OFF DISCORD U WEIRDO

[grim edge]

That bench is like $400 I think

[celest vapor]

Do people with pride flags exercise?

[grim edge]

I don’t have pride flags

[rocky epoch]

90% not

[grim edge]

I have a trump flag and gadsen flag

[cursive pawn]

Im in the gym rn

[oblique sierra]

Wait so are you like some redneck or something

[celest vapor]

Your profile picture is a pride flag.

[grim edge]

No

Your picture is a bar of soap

[celest vapor]

If you come here with a gadsen flag, they will ban you.

[grim edge]

Why. It’s not offensive

Do you know it’s history

[rocky epoch]

Id rather eat soap than have your pfp

[grim edge]

I am going to order a sled soon

The Xebex sled or GetRx sled

[celest vapor]

The gadsen flag is based.

[oblique sierra]

@grim edge I listened to your advice that you gave me 12 hours ago and I hit the gym and I'm a brand new me! Thank you for changing my lifestyle, you're the goat!!!!

[grim edge]

I have some 120lb ironmaster dumbbells adjustable not show.

And a 150lb sandbag

That thing is a beast

I rocked my gadsen flag shirt and white MAGA hat on campus a few weeks ago after I did a lecture I got mogged hard lol

[celest vapor]

Now...

[grim edge]

@grim edge I need to cook this weekend

I’m going to do some baby backs and some wings

[cursive pawn]

Why bro cooking baby backs

[grim edge]

I usually do spares

Just want a change of pace

@grim edge Kazmat and Conor fights both off

[spice idol]

what anime should I watch once I finish bleach

[grim edge]

Naruto

[hearty raft]

Hunter x hunter

[spice idol]

was thinking Abt one piece but Naruto is hard too

hxh is hard too I'ma defo start watching them

[grim edge]

@spice idol ninja scroll

[spice idol]

yo that shit look fye

I started watching jojo's but I stopped damn I gotta get back into it too

I wanted to watch cowboy bebop and black lagoon too bro damn I can't keep up

[grim edge]

Ninja scroll is the best anime I’ve ever seen

I was going to post the trailer here but think it would get me banned

Or wicked city

People were saying hikaru is a rude person, but idk he seems pretty nice in this

[grim edge]

I just found out who KaiCenat is. I thought KaiCenat was this woman singing. https://youtu.be/vUAaHkGpJy8?si=N7q-JvTUpatJlcPX

[random maple]

guys im rizz

i got a girl finally

[hazy isle]

Douglas Adams

[wise mortar]

Erm

[grim edge]

Does anyone know if Alex Jones has a GoFundMe

[rocky epoch]

have you just found out about anime

[civic tendon]

hi, good

[strong elbow]

i thank god everyday bc the owner of chess.com decided one day to create the best game in story

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vKTZwdGcmWc?si=QGLMiCB9S5GC0_lx

[grim edge]

god did

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VVWhJegRWr4?si=XUjhfPoW_70wwdoz

[uneven scroll]

Why os there no bug report channel

[late warren]

Present

[cedar osprey]

Bugs for Chess.com can be reported on Chess.com. Bugs relating to this server can be reported to a mod you can DM me if you have found a bug with the Albert bot here on Discord or if there's something weird happening with your activity in this server (roles, messages, commands, etc.)

[high gazelle]

bro im scared of gen beta

gen alpha is already crazy

[celest vapor]

GenZ is the best generation.

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sit-human-waiting-gif-3955430

[spring locust]

How do I unlock discord chess on here?

[twin moon]

We are all just people

[spring locust]

How do I use it?

[nocturne elk]

u must equip it

[spring locust]

How

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-too-lazy-to-walk-hooman-noooo-i-dont-want-to-go-gif-13405653

[strange skiff]

me

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/roomba-cat-gif-19926065

[strange skiff]

did they. taxidermized a cat and put it. on a roomba.

[nocturne elk]

i think so

[strange skiff]

he looks like an ancient god

[twin moon]

I mean they definitely didn’t waste anything for that cat…

[nocturne elk]

💀

[strange skiff]

objectively funny object

[twin moon]

That must be terrifying to see come into your room in the middle of the night

[strange skiff]

the soul is still there so if you put some wet food on the floor and let it vaccum it the cat leaves you alone for the next week or so

[twin moon]

The ancient god’s sacrifice

[strange skiff]

It Demands It

[twin moon]

Also /trust

[twin moon]

I wonder if it’s even possible to make a good horror movie about a roomba

[strange skiff]

they had one about a tornado with sharks

so yeah

it is

[twin moon]

Ok but

[strange skiff]

and they had the NERVE

to name it

Sharknado

[twin moon]

Which one is more frightening, a tornado filled with sharks, or a lousy excuse for a house cleaner

[strange skiff]

does it have a knife and is it angry at me

[twin moon]

What you just tape a knife onto the roomba and let it be one of those monsters with bad sight and god hearing?

[strange skiff]

EXACTLY

[twin moon]

It communicates to you through the roomba app… god I hate how this actually could work

[strange skiff]

THIS SUMMER.... HIDE YOUR KNEECAPS....

[twin moon]

Damn anklebiters

[strange skiff]

bro I heard a horror short story yesterday

I'm never the same again

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-13999500

[twin moon]

What was it on

[strange skiff]

on youtube, it's from a book and the book is based on a collection of confessions a dude posted on reddit

[twin moon]

Gojo looking cat

[strange skiff]

b r o t h e r

https://youtu.be/EaMoJ8_f6Yo?si=P7u6CnsTVjoR-VJ8

it's beautifully written

[twin moon]

And that’s scary?

[cursive pawn]

Reddit confessions are made by chatgpt

[strange skiff]

it's about kid being stalked

[twin moon]

Dang this is one scary story

[strange skiff]

it's 2h tho

targeted ads

[twin moon]

2h?

[strange skiff]

yeah

not kidding, the best book that has ever come from the internet I think

[nocturne elk]

sounds like a michael reeves video lol

[strange skiff]

michael reeves would

[twin moon]

Yea that sounds about right

But who is that one guy with acne

Who makes all the “NAH” videos

[strange skiff]

no clue

[twin moon]

Oh Jaden Williams

[strange skiff]

never heard of him

[twin moon]

Are you kidding me

[strange skiff]

oh no wait

i know some of his tiktoks I think

but no wouldn't think twice passing by him outside lol

[twin moon]

If I see him outside, it’s over

[strange skiff]

not even gonna ask what does that mean

[twin moon]

Being “near” or “far” from him is irrelevant

[strange skiff]

concerning but you do you my g

[twin moon]

Indeed

[strange skiff]

[twin moon]

Anyways I’m going to sleep, have a good day/night Anitta

[strange skiff]

cya benjamin banks 2000

gn! 🙂

[twin moon]

Yep!

[mellow plover]

30 min new highscore

[lament jacinth]

Anittta exists

[cloud wyvern]

yes

hey anitta

[upbeat viper]

👀

[unborn venture]

Hii

[upbeat viper]

!welcome

@strange skiff command fix when

[slate owl]

meow

[unborn venture]

What’s up

[cursive pawn]

it so over for black

only 2 full squares

[nocturne elk]

the photo quality is lost

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-scared-gif-14784695303652887463

[mystic stream]

it is lossed for either white or black

[cinder zenith]

[minor spoke]

U can say that again 🙄

[slate owl]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=6bCaW6ooqPA&si=hiNCNig4nzef8yfG they used the ghetto smosh sound effect 😭

[viral sonnet]

Chat are you a skibidi sigma 🗿 or an alpha wolf 🐺

[restive storm]

your first message in 3 months is this 💀

[slate owl]

relatable

[nocturne elk]

relatable

[grim edge]

relatable

[orchid crown]

relatable

[ripe yew]

table relay

[austere garden]

fricking hecker

[slate owl]

mreow

[crimson hedge]

real eatable

[narrow crescent]

look at this drawing i made about the false vacuum theory

[hasty iris]

can anyone show me how my club account's profile shows up on your browser? I tried to do something https://www.chess.com/member/theory64chess

DM me the screenshot preferably

[patent helm]

was your right arm in a cast or smth ?

[narrow crescent]

why has everyone i showed it to criticized my handwriting 💀

[patent helm]

because it terrible

[narrow crescent]

its not that bad

[patent helm]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[narrow crescent]

its readable right?

[patent helm]

i could only read universe

[narrow crescent]

💀

what about in the bottom left

you can read those right

[patent helm]

oh yea i could read some of it if itried but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[narrow crescent]

too much effort im guessing?

lol

[slate owl]

it says false uac*mms

[patent helm]

bruh

[slate owl]

vacuums?

oh

[narrow crescent]

💀

[patent helm]

so was it about quantum fluctuation theory ?

@narrow crescent

whats a false vacuum

[narrow crescent]

the false vacuum theory

like that our vacuum is unstable and a high energy event could cause our universe to collapse and obliterate everything

[patent helm]

ohhh yea i have heard of it

it would basically create ripples in space time like high pressure wave of air that is fromed by an A bomb right ?

i told my cousin to explain it to me like i was 5

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zGoVSOJoQt4?si=dnZWVgX1n78E1ImW

[narrow crescent]

yeah kinda like an ever expanding bubble that would travel at the speed of light and obliterate anything in its path and eventually swallow the whole universe

[patent helm]

its like nothing can travel at the speed of light so nothingness travels at the speed of light

(the bubble of nothingness)

[narrow crescent]

well I wouldn’t say it’s nothingness

but it’s like a different universe entirely

[patent helm]

so we are in that bubble ?

[narrow crescent]

the theory says that a bubble might occur and that we might already be inside a bubble

but even if we are inside a bubble another bubble could occur

it would just need to be an extremely high energy event

[patent helm]

like all of the dads in the world sneezing at the same time

[narrow crescent]

lmao

like a black hole evaporating or something

[stuck kestrel]

that isnt energetic

it happens very slowly

[narrow crescent]

it would release a lot of energy

[stuck kestrel]

it happens one particle at a time so its not noticeable

[narrow crescent]

it doesn’t have to happen fast

well it can’t be that slow

but it doesn’t have to be extremely fast either

[stuck kestrel]

it is

and because of that it is not strong

extremely faint

[patent helm]

high energy or high power

[stuck kestrel]

neither

[narrow crescent]

huh

[stuck kestrel]

yeah, slow as hell

[narrow crescent]

still fast in the eyes of the entire span of the universe

right?

[stuck kestrel]

bro

u dont know

how big that number is

[patent helm]

i think @narrow crescent should read about cavitation

[narrow crescent]

it would also probably have to be one of those bigger ones that would take a googol years

because it needs to release a lot of energy

[stuck kestrel]

the smaller ones take that much time too

little less

[narrow crescent]

10^67 isn’t even close to 10^100

[stuck kestrel]

Its still a large number

[narrow crescent]

for example compare 2^4 to like 2^30

[narrow crescent]

I mean I guess

maybe like two supermassive black holes colliding

[stuck kestrel]

then what

what are you trying to say

[narrow crescent]

it could be a high enough energy event to push the universe (the ball in the diagram) farther down the hill

ending our universe and creating a new one

[stuck kestrel]

what diagram

[narrow crescent]

.

[stuck kestrel]

bro what are you even saying ☠️

[stuck kestrel]

source?

[narrow crescent]

I looked at Wikipedia and Reddit

obviously two very reliable sources

[stuck kestrel]

reddit

[narrow crescent]

but I made the diagram myself as you can tell by the professional graphic designer style fr

[stuck kestrel]

the false vacuum theory is not a fact

[narrow crescent]

it’s a theory

that’s why it’s called the “false vacuum theory”

[thick mango]

Seventeen fresh tangerines and oranges
Divide among 100 people
Divide each tangerine into three
And oranges are divided by ten
A hundred people is exactly a hundred pieces
How many tangerines and oranges of each type are there?

[stuck kestrel]

yes and ur presenting it as a fact

[narrow crescent]

37.521462 per person

[stuck kestrel]

mergers of blackholes cant cause the death of the universe

[thick mango]

Whuts

[narrow crescent]

I was presenting a hypothetical situation that could theoretically cause the end of the universe

[slate owl]

:3

[narrow crescent]

a high energy event

I’d assume that would be high energy right

[stuck kestrel]

If that event did cause the end of the universe then the universe would have already ended

[patent helm]

lets just settle on dads sneezing

[austere garden]

Like when tilted towers got destroyed?

[narrow crescent]

crazy bro

[stuck kestrel]

It is one of the highest energy things in the universe apart from gamma ray bursts

[narrow crescent]

our sun shoots out gamma ray bursts, right?

[stuck kestrel]

So its probably safe to say that events like those are not gonna cause the end of the universe

[narrow crescent]

it’s still theoretically possible

[stuck kestrel]

How

creating a super stable bubble that engulfs the universe?

[oak cliff]

nah it can't be the sun

[narrow crescent]

if two supermassive black holes collide it would be possible for it to be high enough of an energy event to send out an infinitely expanding bubble traveling at the speed of light that would basically be a new universe and obliterate anything in its path

and since it travels at the slow speed of light, and we have never observed two supermassive black holes colliding, it’s possible that a bubble could have already been sent toward us

[stuck kestrel]

we have seen that happen

So ur just wrong

[narrow crescent]

we’ve observed supermassive black holes colliding?

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[narrow crescent]

what’s ur source?

[stuck kestrel]

sorry for the shit cropping

[narrow crescent]

were they supermassive black holes or just normal black holes?

[oak cliff]

well that is a possibility but the chances are close to 0, like 1X 10 to the power of -30

[stuck kestrel]

It says “monster” black holes. and black holes at that time were much bigger than those now, so most likely

Search primordial blackholes

[narrow crescent]

k

[oak cliff]

y'all just finding out about this or what

[stuck kestrel]

Amba is

[narrow crescent]

it says they’re hypothetical black holes

which means that we don’t know they actually exist

[stuck kestrel]

where

it doesnt say that in the picture i sent

[stuck kestrel]

It says primordial blackholes

The collision was not hypothetical

The collision did happen

[narrow crescent]

we’re the black holes being primordial hypothetical?

I get that the collision happened yeah

but do we know they were primordial?

[stuck kestrel]

it doesnt mention if they were

[narrow crescent]

I mean I’m just saying it’s still a possibility that we fall into a more stable vacuum state and a decent possibility at that

[stuck kestrel]

@narrow crescent they were supermassive

[narrow crescent]

show me

[stuck kestrel]

the requirement for a supermassive blackhole is that it should have 100,00x the mass of the sun, and these were around 50,000,000x

[narrow crescent]

I’d say we’d need bigger supermassive black holes then

multiple billions of times the mass of the sun

[stuck kestrel]

No , it objectively does not

The scientific requirement is 100,00x

[narrow crescent]

since we are in a metastable universe, it’s almost completely stable but it’s not a true vacuum

[stuck kestrel]

If you still think its wrong then ok

[narrow crescent]

no like

I get they are supermassive black holes

but we need bigger supermassive black holes for enough energy

right?

[slate owl]

meow

[stuck kestrel]

we have observed things stronger than a merger of blackholes

[narrow crescent]

like what

[stuck kestrel]

Gamma ray bursts

[narrow crescent]

Releasing more energy than the collision of two supermassive black holes you just mentioned?

[small nova]

A thumbs up emoji for anyone who says the name of the character on my pfp

[narrow crescent]

anime guy

[stuck kestrel]

a gamma ray burst was observed that released more energy than the collision i mentioned above

more than 1 actually

[narrow crescent]

I believe you but I still wanna see source

[stuck kestrel]

for reference , energy of blackhole merger ≈ 10^48 J

and this is not the strongest gamma ray ever recorded

[narrow crescent]

what’s an erg

[narrow crescent]

yeah I saw you click on the one observed in 2022

[stuck kestrel]

unit of energy

[narrow crescent]

also they have names for gamma ray bursts?

[narrow crescent]

oh alright

[stuck kestrel]

10^51 J > 10^48

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[narrow crescent]

did it ever say how much energy your black hole collision put out?

[stuck kestrel]

i literally told u, it was 10^48 J

[narrow crescent]

oh k

[narrow crescent]

oh yep

[stuck kestrel]

the 2022 one, the strongest

251 TeV vs 1TeV

[narrow crescent]

one singular 251 TeV photon is crazy

[stuck kestrel]

cool chart

[narrow crescent]

wait so what was that purple one emitted from

[obsidian sand]

Hello, how do u get the trusted role?

[narrow crescent]

No clue I just randomly got it at some point

[obsidian sand]

I discovered that I can't talk without it so I figured you can talk only if u have the trusted role as a security measure

[narrow crescent]

ur talking right now

[stuck kestrel]

the 2022 one

[obsidian sand]

Maybe there is a 12/24 hour timer before u can actually talk in vc

[narrow crescent]

yeah what was that emitted from

[stuck kestrel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@obsidian sand With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[obsidian sand]

I'am chatting rn, not talking on voice

[stuck kestrel]

?

[narrow crescent]

what caused the gamma ray burst

[stuck kestrel]

probably a collision of neutron stars

[obsidian sand]

7 days, long way to go

[narrow crescent]

oh yeah that would make sense alright

pretty cool

[obsidian sand]

But thanks @stuck kestrel, now I know that I only need to connect my chess.com to discord in order to gain voice permission

[simple depot]

bruh been long since ive played chess

now i suck

[simple depot]

Im playing like im a 300 - 400 elo

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[simple depot]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 help me please

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[narrow crescent]

Oh so we’re unsure what caused it but we still measured it?

[narrow crescent]

Half my games today I blundered on like the 5th move

I don’t know what is up with me today

I went from 800 to around 650 just today

[simple depot]

bro i feel like i cant even play chess anymore

i just played today and i lost to someone 4 times.

[stuck kestrel]

yes

[narrow crescent]

alright

[simple depot]

Bro im like very weak now its like im not even 800

[narrow crescent]

stop rematching them 💀

[simple depot]

nahhhh

rematched bro 4 times 💀

but fr tho i need help. Im so weak 😭

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cat-grrrr-grr-grr-meme-gif-12171908424805132741

[narrow crescent]

one time I was playing against my friend and I lost 12 times in a row and he got banned for unfair play even though he wasn’t cheating lol

[simple depot]

bro I just need help

i havent played chess for a week

[narrow crescent]

fr play 1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 you’ll win every game trust

(don’t actually play that)

[simple depot]

LIKE BRO

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT

bro im just weak now

i need a coach or smth now bro 😭

[narrow crescent]

Half my blunders were obvious as shit like that too 💀💀💀

he gon play Kg7 trust

[simple depot]

thought this was a brilliant move and the fact that i literally thinked of the whole thing and i was like no problems ok i should sac my bishop

but it was a blunder

@narrow crescent help me bro i cant improve 😭

[narrow crescent]

I can barely hit 800 elo much less get past it

I did however increase by 300 elo by just learning two openings as white

[simple depot]

Bro when im almost 900 elo THERE IS THAT ONE TIME WHERE I GET A LOSE STREAK

[narrow crescent]

the bishop’s opening and the Scandinavian Mieses-Kotrč variation

[narrow crescent]

lol

[simple depot]

like bro rn i was about to REACH 900 AND LOOK AT THISSSSSSSSSS

my elo decreased SOO MUCH BRUH

[narrow crescent]

I did kinda mess with this guy a lot though lol

[slate owl]

mewo

[simple depot]

that is not how you mate with rook

oml

[wise mortar]

Hey pssst do you want to see a cool gif?

[narrow crescent]

it’s how I mate with rook 🔥🔥

[simple depot]

800 - 900 is like the death zone bro but when you are like 1000 - 1200 its just nothing

[simple depot]

ok]

[narrow crescent]

why do M1 when you can do M40 yk

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/tanga-minon-gif-2528954344473553194

[simple depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1207325461491879936/image0.gif

BRO @narrow crescent NOW I AM SUDDENLY BETTER AGAIN

BRO TF IS HAPPENING

[narrow crescent]

me when 💀

[wise mortar]

Amba 💀

Amba Tumate Yu

[narrow crescent]

what

[simple depot]

now im like pro again what the f

[narrow crescent]

as a fellow 800 I can confirm half the time I’m 300 and half the time I’m 1200

Autocorrect options for “as a fellow”

I’m not Canadian btw

[simple depot]

BRO ISTG

[mortal cairn]

whoever plays chess dm me for a tourny 😭💀

[simple depot]

MY NEXT GAME IS LITERALLY 99% VS 21%

nah bruh istg bro i was weak earlier now im good again

[glass nymph]

[simple depot]

the hell is happening

[wise mortar]

As a fellow capybara

[simple depot]

bruh made 3 brilliants 😭

[simple depot]

and you are canadian

[narrow crescent]

🇳🇴 goes crazy

even got that Norwegian keyboard 🔥

[simple depot]

im winning again

istg bro

everytime when im ABOUT TO REACH 900 ELO

[narrow crescent]

that’s a crazy checkmate

[slate owl]

couldve made a rook

no disrespect

[simple depot]

bro istg everytime im about to reach 900 i always have a lose streak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chess (add1cted_chess_player)

This is the Chess.com profile of add1cted_chess_player. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Chess (add1cted_chess_player)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 821 (826 peak)
Blitz: 602 (peak)
Bullet: 294 (peak)

[slate owl]

just dont lose bro

[simple depot]

oml bruh

[simple depot]

and how can i not lose

[slate owl]

win

or draw at least

[barren lake]

World class coach

[slate owl]

i know, thank you

[simple depot]

no one would draw in a winning position. Plus how can i win when I literally lose to someone

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ambarrabma

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 718 (879 peak)
Blitz: 367 (541 peak)
Bullet: 408 (756 peak)

[narrow crescent]

💀💀💀💀

I lost so much elo today istg

[simple depot]

NAH NAH FAKE RAPID ELO

[barren lake]

What

[slate owl]

no one would draw in a winning position... but everyone would draw in a drawn position?

[simple depot]

btw @narrow crescent the mate was crazy because of this

[simple depot]

there wasnt a drawn position idiot\

[narrow crescent]

When you don’t blunder your opponent does

[slate owl]

then just win bro

[narrow crescent]

welcome to the world of 800 Elos

[simple depot]

i lost to the SAME PERSON FOR THE 4TH TIME

[barren lake]

Stop rematching lol

[slate owl]

just beat him

[narrow crescent]

that’s what I said

[barren lake]

Ever heard the definition of insanity?

[simple depot]

nah id rematch

[simple depot]

HOW CAN I BEAT HIM WHEN I CANT EVEN BEAT HIM

[narrow crescent]

“nah. I’m him”

[slate owl]

how are you struggling against an 800 anyway

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bananasanzwich

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1642 (1670 peak)
Blitz: 1530 (1609 peak)
Bullet: 1174 (1191 peak)

[narrow crescent]

because he’s also 800

like me :(

[slate owl]

couldnt be me

[barren lake]

Knights are tricky

[simple depot]

ahh the flexer

[slate owl]

homophobia spotted mods hang him by his balls

[simple depot]

my balls?

[narrow crescent]

bros flexing that bros double the elo

[barren lake]

Damn not again

[simple depot]

800 + 800 = 1600

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-trying-to-impress-sung-won-cho-who-are-you-flirting-with-are-you-trying-to-impress-me-making-an-impression-gif-19273184

[narrow crescent]

that’s transphobia ur assuming his gender fr 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[slate owl]

where's your other 800 at then

[narrow crescent]

me

[simple depot]

Its somewhere in the future

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ambarrabma

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 718 (879 peak)
Blitz: 367 (541 peak)
Bullet: 408 (756 peak)

[simple depot]

you have 700 💀

[narrow crescent]

look at that grand 800

[simple depot]

that would be 1500 \

[narrow crescent]

look at peak though

[simple depot]

nahh not peak

[slate owl]

I'm pretty sure he has a nice personality

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

[simple depot]

this you rn @narrow crescent

[narrow crescent]

I bet me and him could 2v1 fr

ez win

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/female-muscle-flex-biceps-pecs-gif-21273897

[narrow crescent]

but since it’s 2v1 u gotta give us 20 mins while you get 10

[simple depot]

this is @slate owl

istg bro

[slate owl]

literally me

[final gust]

I think it ain't that deep, and anyone who has a problem can stfu

[grim edge]

Wtf is this monstrosity

[simple depot]

thats adelynn

[slate owl]

wanna?

[simple depot]

btw @narrow crescent Lets 1v1

[narrow crescent]

2v1?

[simple depot]

Lets test your skill and my skill

[narrow crescent]

I’m in bed right now and it is 4:18 in the morning

but alright!!

I’m totally gonna win

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-raise-you-to-be-weak-james-all-the-queens-men-s1e10-youre-not-born-to-be-weak-gif-26363123

[slate owl]

if the other guy agrees lol

[narrow crescent]

I’ll send a link ig

[grim edge]

@slate owl that's you?

You're a monstrosity

[simple depot]

damn nice lose streak

[narrow crescent]

rated or unrated?

[simple depot]

unrated

[narrow crescent]

k

[dark flume]

my shit

[simple depot]

aint no way im losin my elo if you win\

[narrow crescent]

https://link.chess.com/play/eDgfm8

[simple depot]

got the link so fast

[slate owl]

im femboy uwu

[narrow crescent]

and gg

[simple depot]

@narrow crescent THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRO

[narrow crescent]

goodbye queen

sniper bishop takes the win 🔥

[lament jacinth]

RUN

[narrow crescent]

if it helps I almost blundered my queen but realised the second before I clicked it

[slate owl]

hi liya :3

[winged sage]

wsg skibidi rizzler?

[simple depot]

AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN

[lament jacinth]

I am the skibiddi rizzler

[slate owl]

idk why liya is not talking to me anymore

[lament jacinth]

Want me to remind you

[winged sage]

WHAT IS THAT

I need to wash my eyes

[slate owl]

it was because you asked what rhymes with liya

[winged sage]

👁️👁️ 🌊 🔫

[lament jacinth]

Stop leaking pics of me

[winged sage]

what is "hamood" backwards? 🤔

[twin moon]

Doomah

Is that supposed to be some kind of sour?

[winged sage]

dooh mah balls fit-

you know what im not gonna finish it

[worldly matrix]

Turn ur volume up ts really quiet

[twin moon]

Probably

[winged sage]

🤨

[wise mortar]

Erm

[winged sage]

music to my ears

[worldly matrix]

How was his haircut 🤩

[winged sage]

he's using reverse psychology guys trust me

[winged sage]

very nice

[oak cliff]

guess the anime (round 1,easy)
📓 💀

[simple depot]

not you

[worldly matrix]

No one want you bro

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/little-giants-muscles-flex-body-gif-8495707

[simple depot]

this is you @lament jacinth

[oak cliff]

shut up <2000

[worldly matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/nikolas-sad-chat-bubble-discord-reaction-rain-gif-13671655099393727488

[simple depot]

long ahh face

[worldly matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/dentedhead-speech-bubble-hldmbrnet-gif-25216740

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746463903080251395/1154890640484728882/attachment_1.gif

[simple depot]

bruh @narrow crescent

I JUST MOUSE SLIPPED

[narrow crescent]

yeah

I saw right after I moved :/

sad

[simple depot]

yea but thanks for sparing me 😉

[worldly matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088712797510185040/1150947905339920424/0F733F7D-526B-487C-BA84-0E27A680B16B-1.gif

[slate owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1151352696994009139/D98E5863-8A2D-4E3B-9C1B-115661B266F4.gif

[worldly matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/turnoff-dislike-nutted-orgasm-sex-gif-24973771

[slate owl]

what was that

[worldly matrix]

Nah i saw that shit

[simple depot]

nah wtf

[vestal basin]

Nvm

[simple depot]

and wtf is this??????

[worldly matrix]

I forgot there’s kids in this server

[simple depot]

💀

[worldly matrix]

Shut up ur one of them

[simple depot]

nuh uh

[slate owl]

im minor btw

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-id-identification-i-d-mclovin-gif-5682973199648418151

[narrow crescent]

this is a 13+ discord server fr and nobody in this entire discord server would be breaking ToS

[vestal basin]

Samosa

[worldly matrix]

That phrase told me all i needed to know

[vestal basin]

Even butter

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-id-why-dont-we-i-dont-belong-in-this-club-macklemore-i-dont-belong-in-this-club-why-dont-we-gif-15244766

[olive crane]

what is blud doing

[olive crane]

(saved tho)

[vestal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/spn-supernatural-castiel-up-side-down-epic-fail-gif-15235050

[simple depot]

his shirt is yellow

[narrow crescent]

Actually thought this was though @simple depot

[vestal basin]

@narrow crescent Minecraft?

[narrow crescent]

what about it

[simple depot]

sacrifise the rook

[vestal basin]

Wanna play?

[worldly matrix]

Play it dumbass

[narrow crescent]

it’s 4:40 in the morning

maybe when I wake up :yawn:

[vestal basin]

It' does not matter tbh

[narrow crescent]

Well seeing as my bedtime is 1:00

[simple depot]

time to eat food bruh

[narrow crescent]

I’m still 15, I still have a bedtime

[simple depot]

goodbye

[vestal basin]

It's 3pm here and I just woke up

[worldly matrix]

Realest shit ive ever heard

[narrow crescent]

Asia?

[vestal basin]

Yeah

[narrow crescent]

cool

Welp imma sleep

cy’all

[worldly matrix]

Go sleep nobody loves you

[simple depot]

@vestal basin i saw that boi give me that gif rn

[narrow crescent]

so true

[simple depot]

dm me that gif 💀

[vestal basin]

Which one and why are you saying this to me I saw it bro whatchu sent😭

[simple depot]

the 2 indians 💀

[vestal basin]

Which one btw

[vestal basin]

That's a sticker

[simple depot]

oh

[simple depot]

give me that picture hten

[simple depot]

Mods and Staff would probably not see the message

[full glen]

do u play mlbb

[simple depot]

i quit playing tahat

[full glen]

ok

[simple depot]

bro give me that sticker dawg send a ss to my dm

[vestal basin]

?

[simple depot]

bro @vestal basin You have L rizz

[full glen]

i like the part where i asked you

[vestal basin]

Why you want it so badly bro💀

[simple depot]

I WANNA SEND IT A TO A SERVER

and spam that there since there is no cooldown

[vestal basin]

My bad net tbh message didn't load fully

[vestal basin]

Thanks

[full glen]

woah planning to raid bannable #banuntxtledglitch

[simple depot]

nah boy 4 of my friends ready to raid an exploit server