💬〡general-off-topic

[buoyant seal]

it feels so good to start playing chess for the first time

idek how to win i just do it

[neon grove]

watching hikaru and Gothamchess grow

Pure nostalgic smh

u played pretty good tbh

[hearty raft]

You shat the opening on the second round

[neon grove]

yea

[hearty raft]

I need to learn tactics

[neon grove]

impressed I still remembered scotch Gambit theory

[neon grove]

u played pretty good

[hearty raft]

That was horrible bruh...

I was only partially locked in

[neon grove]

It's alright

I also played pretty bad on the second round

gave away the rook

I hate pric def

[hearty raft]

Were you half asleep or something

[heavy cosmos]

Yo rate my house

[hearty raft]

6

[neon grove]

i was thinking abt theory and wasn't calculating

[hearty raft]

Whats theory

[neon grove]

Theory

[hearty raft]

I dont learn that stuff

Its gay

[neon grove]

Do learn it

It's the basic

[neon grove]

goofy ass way of thinking

[buoyant seal]

my brother in christ its chess

[hearty raft]

I have never learned an opening in my life

[neon grove]

then learn it

[hearty raft]

Whats the point of being good at chess if it doesn't sky rocket your ego

[neon grove]

It ain't gonna hurt you

[neon grove]

It does
alot

[neon grove]

U can't feel the ego because ur still at 800s

[hearty raft]

Still top 1# in my class

[neon grove]

You have played 1200+ games

And that's crazy

[bright prairie]

[neon grove]

the whole class sucks

[buoyant seal]

FRICK I HAD NO IMAGE PERMS

[neon grove]

bro we all saw that

[buoyant seal]

pretend that didnt happen

[bright prairie]

guys use /connect

[neon grove]

W move

[bright prairie]

@buoyant seal@neon grove

[neon grove]

no

[minor spoke]

Who r these randos

[buoyant seal]

what\

[bright prairie]

connect your account :)

[neon grove]

no

[minor spoke]

Connect urselves

[hearty raft]

Srs?

[buoyant seal]

no

[bright prairie]

to get image perms and a gf

[wheat dew]

Hi cocoa

[hearty raft]

Oh my

[bright prairie]

based pfp. plz connect

[neon grove]

yea

With 1200+ games you should be around 1800+ if ur studying chess and learning theory

[hearty raft]

Thats a lot

[minor spoke]

Whos this

[wheat dew]

Bonobo

[buoyant seal]

yap yap yap bro

[neon grove]

Frfrfrfrfrfrfrrrrrfrfr

[bright prairie]

bro what

just joined people should connect or get destroyed tbh

[buoyant seal]

I dont need image perms on the official chess.com discord

[neon grove]

He's saying Stop yapping abt connecting the account it ain't no mandatory

[buoyant seal]

even if i do i dont gotta verify i could just beg

[hearty raft]

Maybe i should DIE

[minor spoke]

Wait thats just incorrect

[buoyant seal]

begging on your hands and knees crying your heart out is always a valid option 🤷

[minor spoke]

Thats not how chess works

[neon grove]

nah study chess

Trust me the ego boost you'll have is juts crazy nothing will matter to you except chess

[minor spoke]

Ur rating isnt proportional to the number of games u play

[neon grove]

ik
I'm telling him to start studying chess

[wheat dew]

Ikr it took me like 20 games to get to 1400 from 400

[hearty raft]

Maybe later

[buoyant seal]

you have to sell your soul to be good at chess? bet

[neon grove]

Yea sure

[neon grove]

yes.

[hearty raft]

Maybe now

[neon grove]

I sold a year of life for chess

[neon grove]

GOTHAMCHESS PLAYLIST
it's the best resource

[buoyant seal]

I just sold my dog for chess skills #worthit

[minor spoke]

Welllll u cant use that as a counter example cuz it's a way cc uses to gauge ur strength at the start

[wheat dew]

I got to 1600 from 1500 in 8 games

[neon grove]

W move

[buoyant seal]

its hard for anybody to take me seriously w the toga pfp

whatev

[minor spoke]

Its hard for anyone to take u seriously if ur not connected

[neon grove]

She looks like the girl from "the call of the night"

[neon grove]

ok

[buoyant seal]

punk

[neon grove]

u don't need to mention abt connecting the account again
Everyone read that

[buoyant seal]

im not connecting now mind your own dang business

[neon grove]

brilliant move

[hearty raft]

Send

[minor spoke]

Its not just me a ton of ppl will keep mentioning it lol have fun

[hearty raft]

DO NOT

[buoyant seal]

I genuinely dont care lmao if you just ignore somebody when they bully you they'll stop bullying you

[minor spoke]

Wheres the bullying 💀

[austere garden]

wanna test that out?

[minor spoke]

[hearty raft]

Some mf said "its so hot"

[buoyant seal]

also why would somebody other than you care about if my chess.com account is linked to my discord account

[hearty raft]

😭

[minor spoke]

Idk u tell me

Am i special 😉

[buoyant seal]

im going into chess talk rn and saying "guys... im not connected"

[austere garden]

well now i care, therefore ur wrong

[hearty raft]

Im stone cold iceblood incel

[neon grove]

1.Select 3-4 openings from this playlist:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBRObSmbZluTpMdP-rUL3bQ5GA8v4dMbT&si=HMve9nMoPGn4Ax6U

2.middlegame tips:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBRObSmbZluSEeBkH17c72MaM4nFjqoi8&si=9bJPeTB9ZSqQXL8j

3.puzzle training

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBRObSmbZluRBQOO_6FzyxQUaFyzusSl0&si=wZGJOmleu1ou1Yxx

And check out the endgame playlist also

[minor spoke]

This is mildly hypocritical

[neon grove]

And "hanging pawn"

[neon grove]

His videos are also pretty good

[austere garden]

gotham sucks

[neon grove]

i had like 60% winrate with these resources

[austere garden]

i can beat him and give him queen odds

[hearty raft]

😍

[neon grove]

i mean pretty good for beginners

[austere garden]

well yeah for beginners

[minor spoke]

[buoyant seal]

rook having no votes is crazy

[austere garden]

everything else tho hes doo doo

[neon grove]

For 100-2000 rated

[austere garden]

for 100-800 💀

[neon grove]

I got 1900+ just from his videos

[austere garden]

not js from him

[minor spoke]

Ur not seriously saying he sucks right

[hearty raft]

Bro is not IM level....

[austere garden]

as a player hes fine but as like the streamer teacher he no good

his chats full of 800s for a reason

[neon grove]

nah just go watch his opening playlist

His videos are interactive and interesting he'll catch ur attention rq

[neon grove]

Crazy

[minor spoke]

His streams are targeted moreso for entertainment rather than actual learning. His yt is a lot better for learning

[vestal basin]

Life hits so bad that you have to pull up the Minecraft and discord combo

[brittle blade]

Can someone remove my ping roles

[neon grove]

No one's telling to watch his streams

Chess Streams are a waste of time

[hearty raft]

👅

[brittle blade]

It doesn't let me remove them in channels and roles

[brittle blade]

🤨

[buoyant seal]

real

[hearty raft]

Mute the channel lol

[austere garden]

yeah its good for beginner learning but like all his intermediate/advanced tips r js the same repeated ideas and nothing really original to him

[vestal basin]

You can remove it by your self in server guide@brittle blade

[austere garden]

remote chess acedemy >>> gotham

[brittle blade]

It doesn't let me

[neon grove]

nah he explains really well

[next nova]

so I am watching queen gambit and I was shocked to find out that you can buy benzodiazepine at supermarket 😱 was that like that in 1963?

[neon grove]

What is ur ratings btw

[vestal basin]

Yeah that's the goat the goat

[austere garden]

no ones telling u to respond either but u did 💀

[hearty raft]

Meat riding contest...

[austere garden]

1400

[buoyant seal]

thats what you get for having ping roles in the first place

[neon grove]

blud be pulling most lamest replies of all time

[hearty raft]

Bad....

[vestal basin]

Bro can you suggest me some more yt or the best yt for chess

[wheat falcon]

bum bum bum bum bum

[minor spoke]

Firstly hes very clear in what he teaches, secondly a lot of his content is targeted towards beginners and intermediate players which is totally fine

[austere garden]

500-999

[neon grove]

Alr ignore this guy he's juts hater @hearty raft

[grim edge]

a

[wheat falcon]

bop bop bop bop

[wheat dew]

A 400 could probably beat dotty

[austere garden]

lol

[brittle blade]

I didn't even touch the channel and roles thing

[vestal basin]

Anyone

[minor spoke]

He could make advanced content if he wanted to, but his viewership would decrease

[hearty raft]

1400 are just 800s pretending to be good

[buoyant seal]

im never gonna get connected just to spite you

[wheat falcon]

cagnus marles

[buoyant seal]

omg its pixels guy

[wheat falcon]

magnesium carbon

[minor spoke]

? its not that deep my guy

[hearty raft]

I could beat hagmus mamson easily

[austere garden]

lmfao

[buoyant seal]

also are you a fellow SU fan

[neon grove]

U yapping alot for a 1400 player

[stable perch]

yeah

[buoyant seal]

YIPPEE

[austere garden]

uve sent more messages than me in the last minute

[buoyant seal]

garnet is the only good thing to come out of estelle's voice

[neon grove]

and

[hearty raft]

Bro should choose peace already

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[neon grove]

Frfrfrfr
He's just cooked now

[austere garden]

all i said was gotham isnt good for intermediate/advanced learning 🤷

lol the swarm of 800s defending queen gotham

[minor spoke]

No, gotham himself is good, his content is whats subpar for the advanced audience

[buoyant seal]

I'm just saying guys... the beginner lessons in chess.com arent very good for advanmced learning 🤷

[austere garden]

lmfao

[neon grove]

Nah that's just yapping
No one told you to watch his streams

[austere garden]

no one said i watch his streams

[hearty raft]

And its limited to one lesson a week

[minor spoke]

Alr chat relax

[silent quest]

Well its for beginners

[neon grove]

1400 shhhh

[austere garden]

whats ur rating

[neon grove]

erm what the Sigma no

[neon grove]

1900s

[austere garden]

lmao show us the account

[neon grove]

I think I've mentioned I used to play 2 years ago

[buoyant seal]

0 votes on kendrick is crazy bro hes insane

[hearty raft]

Joe biden would lose on time 10/10 times

[neon grove]

I can still beat you ig

[buoyant seal]

have yall not heard "to pimp a bishop"

[neon grove]

@austere garden

[austere garden]

💀 no one forced u to say u like gotham

[buoyant seal]

can we all stop arguing

[neon grove]

ok 1400

[austere garden]

sure bro

[neon grove]

Nah it's fun 🗣️🔥

[neon grove]

Rapid 10 mins

[buoyant seal]

if yall are gonna argue can we argue about something interesting and not "is gotham a good chess youtuber?"

[austere garden]

lmao

[hearty raft]

Lets spectate

[neon grove]

NAHHHH

[grim edge]

:3

I've been lurking for like so long lol

[hearty raft]

Winner of 1v1 wins the argument

[neon grove]

Thoughts

[buoyant seal]

i second this i want to see this

[neon grove]

Aw man

alr imma try my best 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@austere garden whast ur I'd

[austere garden]

im not gonna play u cos ur suspicious

[pure matrix]

whos winning euros then

[neon grove]

Blud

[hearty raft]

Coward

[pure matrix]

proper argument

[buoyant seal]

coward

[neon grove]

I'll get banned if I'm a cheater or smh

[austere garden]

"im 1900"
"i havent played in 2 years"

• wont show account beforehand

[buoyant seal]

i bet you're to busy hugging your body pillows and cant play chess rn

[neon grove]

I trust chess.com cheating system

[neon grove]

I'm asking for a unrated match

[austere garden]

i still dont trust new users lol

[neon grove]

@hearty raft tell him/her that u almost won from me

[hearty raft]

Bro just do jtt

[buoyant seal]

bro is scared

[nova verge]

Just had a nice swim

[minor spoke]

Im a new user

[austere garden]

of losing to a cheater, yeah

[hearty raft]

Poopy!

[neon grove]

bruuuu

[buoyant seal]

how do u know theyre a cheater coward

[austere garden]

gang 😭

[buoyant seal]

just 1v1 them you nerd

[minor spoke]

What 💀

[austere garden]

i didnt say i knew ii was a cheater

[neon grove]

@austere garden why TF did u even agreed for a match then

[hearty raft]

BROOO JUST DO IT

[austere garden]

im js saying has a lot of similarities so ima not be the one to find out

[buoyant seal]

you have very little proof that theyre a cheater so just 1v1 them

[neon grove]

IM GONNA SEND A UNRATED MATCH

[austere garden]

whend i do that

[neon grove]

Sorry bast for ping

[buoyant seal]

your only proof that theyre a cheater is that they have a plant next to their name

[austere garden]

lmao

[austere garden]

did i say that?

[neon grove]

blud is scared

[vestal basin]

[neon grove]

tbh
There r chances that I'll lose

I haven't played in ages

[hearty raft]

@austere garden fraud

[austere garden]

800s willing to sacrifice their acc to defend gotham i alr know

[hearty raft]

Just 1v1 there is nothing to lose😭😭😭

[austere garden]

crazy thing is that "gotham isnt very good for intermediate/advanced players" isnt even a crazy statement 💀

[chilly elbow]

U mean genshin?

[neon grove]

alright his opinions don't matter now

[neon grove]

chess

imma go play some chess games and see my performance

[buoyant seal]

thereare literally no stakes on the line, just 1v1 them

losing to a cheater wont do anything to you

[chilly elbow]

Gl

[austere garden]

no lol, im not gonna volunteer to do that

[buoyant seal]

even tho they ARENT A CHEATER

[hearty raft]

Woah a blocked message just appeared

[buoyant seal]

argues about a chess streamer
agrees to 1v1 them
chickens out then accuses them of cheating
has no proof they're cheating
makes more excuses

[clever frost]

I feel dumb, I got the daily puzzle wrong today

[austere garden]

if ur gonna bother writing that out at least make it be right

[chilly elbow]

Who is this

[hearty raft]

@austere garden

[chilly elbow]

Damn

[buoyant seal]

jgyat

i mean jdot

[neon grove]

I WON AGAINST A 1560 RATED

[austere garden]

"gotham isnt that good for advanced players"
3 ppl in chat (presumably 800 rated or less) get mad lol
offer to play and excuse the act of cheating in unrated games (plus they have new accs)
doesnt wanna play

[neon grove]

ok blud stop yapping
You know you've lost this argument

[chilly elbow]

Tf? How?

[buoyant seal]

bro lost the argument

[chilly elbow]

Wait what's ur elo

[neon grove]

he hung M1

[austere garden]

"stop yapping" from the ones who did all the yapping 💀

[neon grove]

It's complicated
I'm playing chess after ages

[buoyant seal]

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

[neon grove]

BRUHAHAHAHA

[chilly elbow]

Same here but I've never beaten a 1560 let alone seeing one

[neon grove]

what's ur ratings

Same but a bit darker than usual green

[chilly elbow]

100

[neon grove]

😭😭😭😭😭

[chilly elbow]

[hearty raft]

Stop lying

[neon grove]

def a lie

I think it's real

[minor spoke]

Why are there so many plants

[neon grove]

plants

[minor spoke]

And off pink colors

[chilly elbow]

I'm too noob to hang with y'all

[hearty raft]

😭😭😭

[minor spoke]

Like jeez thats at least 8 people

[neon grove]

😭not sure if ur lying or not

But everyone was a beginner once

ratings don't matter

Chesscom discord server is to make friends and communicate

alright I'm being kind

[minor spoke]

I started at 3k and im working my way down the rating ladder

[buoyant seal]

idek the rules of chess i just take down pawns and hope to god i win

[neon grove]

Bros escaping Matrix

[minor spoke]

This is the moment where i say connect ur acc or else

Bro thinks hes punpun

[hearty raft]

I remember last year i got excited cuz i beat elani bot

[neon grove]

bro got the w RIZZ frfrfr

[minor spoke]

Bruh @grim edge whered u go

[neon grove]

frfr

Calliope be lurking

[minor spoke]

I need a sane person to talk to

Time to post hog rider copypasta

Oh the message was too big

[pure matrix]

2.6 is cancer thats why

we're being protected from cr torture

[austere garden]

yay a new one i can copy!

[lament jacinth]

Lalaaaa

[fair sphinx]

[sleek oriole]

sup everyone

[fair sphinx]

hey

[grim edge]

sup

[minor spoke]

Aaaalal

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-cat-chinese-dancing-cat-funny-cat-meme-cat-gif-18059553370350307210

[neon grove]

dead chat

Threw a game against 1800

Was winning but Blundered rook

[wheat falcon]

L

[green jungle]

ill skissue

[hearty glacier]

i don't have context for this statement , but my grandma was a 2.6

[green jungle]

KD ratio?

[neon grove]

atleast tag my msg so I can get a ping

[hearty glacier]

her cancer cells did have a pretty high KD

[green jungle]

oh

[silent quest]

Kd? Kill damage?

[tacit knot]

suup

[clever frost]

Chess...

[neon grove]

dead chat

[grim edge]

cutieeee

[vestal basin]

Server starting @upbeat viper

[tacit knot]

wht

[vestal basin]

Minecraft

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[vestal basin]

It's

On

[lament jacinth]

Blah blah blah

[vestal basin]

Anyone in?

[tacit knot]

man can i join

[vestal basin]

Yeah

ValentinoChess.aternos.me

[minor spoke]

Fr

[lament jacinth]

LALALA

[grim edge]

basic

[lament jacinth]

Dahlia stop describing yourself

[grim edge]

plain is what i normally use

[lament jacinth]

Plane NEOWWWWWW

[grim edge]

sometimes vanilla

[vestal basin]

@tacit knot mobile?

[alpine creek]

Remember when general chat was for chess too

[grim edge]

Remember the 21st night of September

[vestal basin]

Port 52358@tacit knot

@tacit knotwhere are you

Anyone Minecraft

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/windmill-spin-spinning-gif-10410117

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-tongue-la-la-la-wiggle-tongue-cat-gif-15622510

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth you should join VC next time then we can play chess

[brittle igloo]

@lusty wagon you read 262?

[lusty wagon]

nah whats it about

[brittle igloo]

want spoilers?

[brittle igloo]

you wanna know?

[lusty wagon]

uh wait what u talking about

clarify

[brittle igloo]

gojo is back, but by body not soul

[lusty wagon]

ohh u mean chapter

nah dont tell me

aint read it yet

[brittle igloo]

ah ok

but just hear this

Yuta is gonna replace him

[lusty wagon]

good

[brittle igloo]

and gonna do smth with him

[lusty wagon]

yuta a real one

[brittle igloo]

yeah

[lusty wagon]

he got a baddie too

[brittle igloo]

yup

and you could be getting this but MAYYbe he could still be back with a binding vow for his eye

[lusty wagon]

blud is trying so hard to spoil me

jokes on you i can not process information if i want to

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[neon grove]

Dead chat because of you

It's all ur fault

I saw that

Rip embed fail

[grim edge]

Hii

[patent delta]

@hollow quest

[hollow quest]

What

[hollow quest]

@patent delta

[nova verge]

Heyo

[bright prairie]

wtf is this an ad? in roblox??

[nova verge]

Anyone into meditation

[sour peak]

💀?

[warm spindle]

10 hours
2 questions
Open note
Working as a group is allowed internet is allowed

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cagnus Marlsen (jackchessalt)

This is the Chess.com profile of jackchessalt. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Cagnus Marlsen (jackchessalt)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1090 (1123 peak)
Blitz: 721 (606 peak)
Bullet: 910 (peak)

[bright prairie]

Kirby

[twin moon]

I’m trying so hard not to laugh after my mother bought this

[grim edge]

guys I got a riddle for you (what does a shrub say about a geranium) pin me if you got the answer

@everyone guys I got a riddle for you (what does a shrub say about a geranium) pin me if you got the answer

[twin moon]

Bro 💀

[cursive pawn]

Why bro pinged everyone

Lmao

[grim edge]

guys, I have a riddle for you (what does a shrub say to a geranium), pin me if you have the answer

[grim edge]

idc I WANT ANSWERS7

[cursive pawn]

It said hi you bloomer

[grim edge]

really funny hahah

...

[cursive pawn]

Ok

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/everyone-ping-everyone-fail-at-everyone-everyone-huge-fail-everyone-fails-ping-gif-21366472

[nocturne elk]

from online or in a supermarket lol

[twin moon]

Tell me which supermarket please

[nocturne elk]

idk im asking you

[rocky epoch]

Why is wanderer locked out

[twin moon]

Why isn’t he locked out

[nocturne elk]

wait what

[rocky epoch]

It's a girl

[twin moon]

I did not ask

But anyways

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-did-i-ask-i-asked-meme-get-real-gif-21114957

[nocturne elk]

p|uh

there are 5 wanderers

[rocky epoch]

None of them

You cant see locked out people

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/pluh-dave-dave-cat-pluh-cat-cat-meme-gif-2589132455953175503

[brittle cosmos]

need a good album suggestion pleaseee

[cinder zenith]

[hearty raft]

Plough

Ploguh

Plufh

Ploifh

[grim edge]

how is pluh always so chronically online on the channel specifically

[hearty raft]

You smell

I hate oil so much

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-card-pixel-uno-reverse-card-pixel-art-chickoosh-skoosh-gif-3248395789266743358

[nocturne elk]

❌

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultimate-uno-reverse-gif-25646871

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-meme-no-cat-no-cat-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-5478596456695677807

[grim edge]

Dinner

[nocturne elk]

PLUH its 10am

bro yeets dinner around the clock

[grim edge]

ok then ill make breakfast

[simple depot]

a

when

a

[thick slate]

sad

add

[warm spindle]

шахматность (800 ELO) — Today at 8:00 PM
a
[8:00 PM]
when
[8:00 PM]
a

unity — Today at 8:01 PM
what should I change my pfp to

Fals — Today at 8:11 PM
sad
[8:11 PM]
add

let that sink in

[ember pollen]

baskemtbal

anyways

[minor spoke]

I don’t understand

[spice idol]

Read that in old Chinese.

[wheat falcon]

ermmm

what the sigmaa

[quiet lance]

💀

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-logan-paul-emo-logan-trans-gif-26450023

[quiet lance]

lmao

[astral adder]

i just started watching the queen’s gambit

[orchid crown]

its good

[astral adder]

yeah i watched the first episode i like it

[orchid crown]

cool

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-emoji-discord-react-skull-react-stippystompy-infinite-loop-gif-11027671312549723534

[spice idol]

Brawlhalla

[zealous glen]

Just woke up on 7 am to grind dayz

I am most deffinitly not addicted

[wise mortar]

An astounding no

[austere garden]

Nah

[lament jacinth]

Sidhebak

[austere garden]

Might be nice cos i yap a lot, but thats literally the only benefit

[lament jacinth]

Got that Babibac rizz

[austere garden]

Also hey chat, hi liya hi der hi avyav

[lament jacinth]

Laalaala

[austere garden]

I lost 9 games on lichess earlier

Now im grilling these nerds 💀

[lament jacinth]

Ok

[austere garden]

Holy tilt

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[austere garden]

Ur too cool for school 😞

[lament jacinth]

Ch*ss in off topic ewww

[austere garden]

All the ppl in that channel r usually 800 rated gotham fans

[minor spoke]

What’s wrong with being a Gotham fan

He’s pulling off an amazing tourney so far

[empty dome]

Is the longest notation for a rook something that looks like: “R3hxh8#”. And if so is this notation correct?

[nocturne elk]

bro what

[empty dome]

It’s a valid question, what’s the longest theoretical notation for a rook in chess?

[nocturne elk]

oh i mean the starting is a little off

[empty dome]

How so

[nocturne elk]

the R3h

usually when u specify it is either letter or number not both

[empty dome]

But in the rare case where there are 3 rooks with that specific rook sharing the same rank and file with two other rooks wouldnt it require both a letter and a number?

[nocturne elk]

okay that would be quite funny lol but in that case im not sure if letter or number comes first

I just thought Rh3xh8# might look better

[empty dome]

Yea I can’t find which to put first

[nocturne elk]

i guess this is like the bishop and knight mate lol
fun fact but probably wont come up irl

[empty dome]

Yea lol

[nocturne elk]

actually i got an idea, you can try promoting your pawns to rooks and attempt this against the martin bot to find out once and for all

[empty dome]

Link?

[austere garden]

He my opp fr

[spice idol]

cccchat chat chat

[slender jolt]

What is that

[spice idol]

Cs2

Knife glove combo

Clean chat ? Clean.

[cursive pawn]

exd8=Q#

is equal

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[nocturne elk]

did i show u my 9 queen martin nonsense

[cursive pawn]

no lmaoo

[tall arrow]

anybody know why i tried to sign in it said the account got deleted but now its fine?

[nocturne elk]

#😆〡chess-memes message

[cursive pawn]

bruh

how long did that take

[nocturne elk]

it was like pure RNG but i think i can do it in under 100 moves now lmao

[grim edge]

What if queen could also move like knights?

[spice idol]

skibidi toilet will be mine yeah Ohio time yeah

I like it when you're on that sigma grind yeah you're way too mewer way too way too I get those rizzes everytime yeah

[heavy cosmos]

That would be wild

[grim edge]

How to get the, "This user hates the trusted role color" role

[heavy cosmos]

I wanna know too

[heavy cosmos]

I only know that u need to have the trusted role first

[slate owl]

:3

[heavy cosmos]

Ɛ:

[fervent comet]

ok

[rough stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204762150283771917/1238378600559022140/20240510_2024_05_10_01_33_59.gif

[fervent comet]

[heavy cosmos]

YOOOOOOO

[fervent comet]

i am not under 13 tho 😔

[heavy cosmos]

Same, does it still count?

[rough stone]

no

[heavy cosmos]

😦

[fervent comet]

😔

[heavy cosmos]

How could you do that to me

[rough stone]

like that'

[fervent comet]

👍

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-see-girls-me-when-i-see-girls-cat-cat-meme-cats-gif-4789669103410610467

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-mei-mei-mind-control-vro-mind-control-cat-gif-10305621854110343321

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-vro-gif-15207430103528002530

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-vro-blue-heart-cat-gif-17264011399471393179

[slate owl]

relatable

[heavy cosmos]

Girls r scary

[nocturne elk]

what

OH i thought u meant running towards them

lmao

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-gif-7052207071814716490

[hard gale]

lol some dude got banned

[nocturne elk]

oh the dude that pinged the server manager and server mod lol

[nocturne elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1240132789118959636/IMG_4845.gif

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/luh-calm-fit-opium-bird-meme-from-2029-luh-meme-gif-8892337737798381438

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-shut-up-shut-it-shush-shut-your-mouth-gif-26635232

[rough stone]

we caught an udnerage?

siuu

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nimu-sublime-jumpscare-suwie-nimuvt-gif-23329791

[nocturne elk]

lmao probably

[nocturne elk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1230017589665595513/cursed.gif

[plain chasm]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

also

[worn ice]

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[slender jolt]

Hi

[slender jolt]

WAT DA HAAAAAAAAAIL

[nocturne elk]

hey dont be rood

[slender jolt]

how am i rood

[nocturne elk]

he is just excited to see u

[slender jolt]

I am blue BADUM BIM BADAM BA

[nocturne elk]

so he tried to leave the gif

[slender jolt]

that jumpscared me kinda

[crimson yarrow]

palerstiner pfp💀

[slender jolt]

roblox avatar pfp 💀

[crimson yarrow]

thats it your getting goobered

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[slender jolt]

how old are you

[crimson yarrow]

darn the gif didnt load

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[crimson yarrow]

HOW

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-raccoon-ornery-gif-10625001

[rough stone]

me mod when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204762150283771917/1238378600559022140/20240510_2024_05_10_01_33_59.gif

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/pluh-dave-dave-cat-pluh-cat-cat-meme-gif-2589132455953175503

[slender jolt]

@crimson yarrow do it and send me the leak cauz i am older than 13

[crimson yarrow]

”cauz”

[slender jolt]

...

[echo niche]

Damn I don’t wanna know how my work went if coffee was never invented damn

[heavy cosmos]

The hell is this

[nocturne elk]

a friend with a friendly greeting

skul

[heavy cosmos]

Oh yeah he seems friendly

[nocturne elk]

☺️ 😺 😄

[slender jolt]

i feel like that guy is gonna eat me

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-gif-26493970

[heavy cosmos]

Bro😭

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[nocturne elk]

whats wrong

[heavy cosmos]

Everything vro

[slender jolt]

fr

Dw tho i got a shotgun so if he tries to eat me imma headshot em

[austere garden]

Violence is never the answer 😔

[nocturne elk]

💀

[slender jolt]

ye it is never the answer, IT IS THE SOLUTION!

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

[nocturne elk]

vro made annotations 💀

[slender jolt]

ok now

[heavy cosmos]

Lmao

[nocturne elk]

what if he is as fast as the flash and he gives u a smooch

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-im-outta-here-i-am-out-of-here-leaving-gif-24619057

[nocturne elk]

he seems quite aerodynamic u know what im sayin

[heavy cosmos]

Nuh uh you’re trapped here

With him

[nocturne elk]

he is a speedster demon

[heavy cosmos]

No escaping his smooches

[slender jolt]

😭

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/zoom-cw-gif-382210992150988085

[slender jolt]

i will build a wall using the roblox towel tool

he hit da wall

and die

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-gif-9155303

[slender jolt]

EZZ

[nocturne elk]

speedster blud sorry

[slender jolt]

nvm that wasnt even funny

[nocturne elk]

but he will give u mouth to mouth cpr @slender jolt

[slender jolt]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[nocturne elk]

💀

[slender jolt]

i aint gay

https://tenor.com/view/miles-tails-prower-sonic-adventure-2-tails-the-fox-snapcube-real-time-fandub-gif-13056191793153047588

wrong gif

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[slender jolt]

what i meant was this

[nocturne elk]

relatable

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[nocturne elk]

shower machine broke

[slender jolt]

Just jump into the washing machine

[nocturne elk]

i have several jokes i want to make but cant

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

WHAT OTHER JOKES CAN YOU MAKE OTHER THAN THAT HUMANOID TRYING TO SMOOCH ME 💀

[nocturne elk]

my lawyer has advised me not to elaborate

[grim edge]

I didnt say that😡

U can elaborate

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

Dont lie @rigid quarry 😡

[slender jolt]

wrong one

[nocturne elk]

thats the raoungh guy SKULL

as wrong as my spelling

[grim edge]

Skill issue

[nocturne elk]

bro casually self hired

[slender jolt]

ok now that your lawyer said you can elobrate, continue?

[nocturne elk]

nuh uh this is not my lawyer 😭

bro spawned outta nowhere

[grim edge]

Huh??

No worries now i aint gonna solve ur case

Do it urself

Diy🗣️😇

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[grim edge]

Bhao bhao

[nocturne elk]

what on gyatt does that mean

[slender jolt]

i guess that "Speedester demon" isnt gonna smooch me now YAAAAAAAAAY

[grim edge]

Dog says that

[heavy cosmos]

I can be your lawyer for a small price of 10000$

[grim edge]

Bhao bhao

Jus like cat says meow

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/zoom-smile-gif-20436644

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mariohp-gif-4585724201888042269

[slender jolt]

wait wat

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/takeda-roblox-takeda-takeda-waterloo-roblox-memes-takeda-victory-gif-25213334

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-pluh-car-cats-gif-10487595297907849190

[grim edge]

Japan won guyssss

[slender jolt]

uhm excuse me wth

where did my account go

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-bomb-clumsy-aircraftcarrier-nuclearbomb-gif-22470192

[heavy cosmos]

Pluh

[grim edge]

I hacked it🗿

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-vvoodan-youtube-give-him-back-animation-gif-12011955560005840121

GIVE EM BACK

[nocturne elk]

when you accidentally bump into your homie in the locker room

[grim edge]

No i don't trust u.u literallysaid i spawned out of nowhere.now i aint gonna help u with ur case lil bro

[grim edge]

Nuh uh

[nocturne elk]

💀 😭 what

[grim edge]

Bhao bhao

Diy lil bro

[nocturne elk]

i meant like from your pov lol

[slender jolt]

ez i hacked it back

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-swords-echos-king-of-disappointment-song-sword-fight-toy-swords-gif-24900922

[grim edge]

I gave it back to u lil bro.i wasnt interested in playing with 200 elo

[grim edge]

Harpic?

[slender jolt]

wwth is bro talkin about

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-shy-swag-baby-smile-baby-cute-gif-13511908718133035133

[grim edge]

Its edited

Next one to msg is gay

[heavy cosmos]

I’m not

Oh shit

[grim edge]

U r gay

[heavy cosmos]

I decline

[nocturne elk]

pluhhhh if youre my lawyer why would bro @ the wrong client???? czechmaid m8

[grim edge]

Pluh is u

[heavy cosmos]

See

Now ur gay

[nocturne elk]

no i am p|uh

he is PLUH

smh my head

[grim edge]

Saw it

Pluh stop being in this chat

[nocturne elk]

no u

[grim edge]

ok fine sry

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/дыня-gif-7640892736059347728

[heavy cosmos]

What did vro do to u

[nocturne elk]

vro is just joking lol

[grim edge]

U started it and u urself r gay

[grim edge]

Vro is chronically online i am concerned for vros health

[nocturne elk]

ok apology accepted

[nocturne elk]

skul

[grim edge]

Skul

[heavy cosmos]

I’m inspired by vro to also be chronically online so you ain’t getting rid of me too

[grim edge]

skullcrushers

[nocturne elk]

skul

[grim edge]

Skul

[nocturne elk]

oh my gyatt u do them?

[nocturne elk]

skul emoj

[grim edge]

I’m inspired by vro to also be chronically online so you ain’t getting rid of me too

[grim edge]

my brothers not me

[grim edge]

Skul emoj

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

vro i have ur i pee address

[grim edge]

Share it

[grim edge]

oki

I also want to know i dontknow hoew to check it actually

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

Thanku

Will keep this on my insta bio,whatsapp about,discord,driving license

realsies

[heavy cosmos]

Perfect

[grim edge]

Perfect

[grim edge]

Realsies

[nocturne elk]

realsies

[grim edge]

realsies

[nocturne elk]

real eyes realise real lies

[grim edge]

reals reals real s real s real ss Real second SS panzer division

[nocturne elk]

erm what

[grim edge]

i got 2 hours of sleep i was rushing my hw cut me some slack

[rare condor]

u guys like my son

[grim edge]

Hey everyone

[grim edge]

is he edible

[rare condor]

hey spy

[rare condor]

he is rock type im not sure

[grim edge]

How you doin’?

[rare condor]

but this guy is

[grim edge]

ah welp always worth a shot

[grim edge]

💀

[slender jolt]

hi

[rare condor]

great im just waiting for summer practice so i can train chess in school

[grim edge]

Heyyy

[rare condor]

[nocturne elk]

idk seems like he's too hard to be eaten

as a rock type

[rare condor]

hbu

[grim edge]

was about to make a +18 joke but self restrain

[nocturne elk]

[slender jolt]

are u actually a girl, cauz i have never seen a guy say hey with multiple Ys

[grim edge]

Ah interesting, good luck in your chess games ♟️

[grim edge]

I’m doing well ty

[grim edge]

💀

[rare condor]

great guy

[grim edge]

Nah I’m not a girl xD

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-garrys-mod-infinite-gif-17807543

[slender jolt]

XD

[grim edge]

shitting tears😭

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[grim edge]

pluh

[winged sage]

Wsg my fellow skibidi rizzlers?

[winged sage]

the last one is pure facts

[upbeat viper]

Help me

[slender jolt]

💀

[upbeat viper]

Cure her from brainrot

[clever frost]

Hi bastman

[upbeat viper]

I can't

[grim edge]

😭

[slender jolt]

what do you need help with?

[upbeat viper]

😭

[winged sage]

you need to level up your rizz game

[slender jolt]

Bet

[grim edge]

where ur skibidi rizz at

[upbeat viper]

😭

[slender jolt]

@grim edge stop saying brainrot words, TITAN SPEAKER MAN WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED!!

[grim edge]

i thought u were a sigma but u just being a beta now u need to looksmax or else i will mog😔😔😔

[slender jolt]

The cameramen are unrizzed by your unrizzing words

[upbeat viper]

I resign

[grim edge]

i have 9999999 aura u cant unrizz me get on my level u antiskibidi

[grim edge]

this is what u get for not helping me with Calc

[nocturne elk]

what does that even mean 💀

[upbeat viper]

As if you need help

[upbeat viper]

You're smart

[grim edge]

Im mart

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

Hi Mart

Sup

[grim edge]

Im martin

[slender jolt]

Your aura is nothing IT SERVES 0 PURPOSE!
You rizz 0 skibidi sigmas!
you should fantumtax yourself NOW!! (idk wth i am saying)

[grim edge]

such skibidi rizz

[grim edge]

oi oi oi that sure is blue tie kid u convinced me my baby gronk i shall now john pork before i go back to rizz academy

[grim edge]

ok that's it im gonna jump (metaphorically bast)

[slender jolt]

i am gonna end you, USING THE POWER OF OG MEMES

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-broken-cat-cat-drinking-cat-licking-cat-air-gif-20661740

[grim edge]

Ok I'm gonna stop this is too far my brain juice is leaking

mf i read that

[slender jolt]

Good because my i feel my iq slipped down a staircase

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[grim edge]

good

[slender jolt]

My head hurts

[grim edge]

brain juice bro not other juice fy thinking about😭

[grim edge]

as it should

[nocturne elk]

BRO WHAT 😭

[grim edge]

mb pluh

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/miles-tails-prower-sonic-adventure-2-tails-the-fox-snapcube-real-time-fandub-gif-13056191793153047588

[jovial fable]

thats ohio as flip

[nocturne elk]

i was making a cannibal joke not that LOL

[grim edge]

oh..?

oh..!

[nocturne elk]

[grim edge]

well what the sigma

[slender jolt]

idk if i should say even worse or not

[nocturne elk]

its definitely slightly better lol

[slender jolt]

whatever

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[grim edge]

i know im just too sigma (ok im stopping fr this time)

[slender jolt]

i am gonna play sonic adventure DX bye bye

[jovial fable]

who wants nitro!

[grim edge]

me

[jovial fable]

DM me shawty'

[nocturne elk]

me

[grim edge]

i fell for it noway im on 2 hours of sleep fml

pluh

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[slender jolt]

me

real or faek?

[grim edge]

holy shit

[nocturne elk]

are u sirius

[grim edge]

tysm @jovial fable

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-kill-fuego-matar-incendiar-gif-5307315

[nocturne elk]

wat

[grim edge]

i got it vro

[nocturne elk]

pluhh

[slender jolt]

wth is "vro"

[nocturne elk]

vro

[wise mortar]

Bluh

[grim edge]

pluh skibidi sigma

[nocturne elk]

😔

[jovial fable]

ur welcome pookie

[slender jolt]

SONIC ADVENTURE DX TIME

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-bro-cat-i-will-probably-not-touch-you-touch-you-gif-13102019497570159230

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-im-tweaking-im-tweaking-cat-gif-9452953164378936408

[cursive pawn]

Im sick

Im gonna throw up

[nocturne elk]

pluh what time is it

[cursive pawn]

1 am

[grim edge]

pluh

[nocturne elk]

damn it is almost 4:20pm

[grim edge]

throw up vro u will feel 10* better

[cursive pawn]

I had taco bell

[grim edge]

same wait what

[cursive pawn]

I want the nutrients

[nocturne elk]

pluh this is not true 😭

[grim edge]

shut up vro lemme do my thing

[nocturne elk]

average UTC +8 moment

[nocturne elk]

😭

[grim edge]

msia?

[wise mortar]

I take it back

[nocturne elk]

SGP

[cursive pawn]

Ive been getting sick every week

[grim edge]

yo same

[cursive pawn]

Hi Malaysia guy

[nocturne elk]

pregante

[wise mortar]

Go to the doctah

[nocturne elk]

no way skul

[grim edge]

yesway

[nocturne elk]

tbh makes alot of sense lol

[grim edge]

mf why are u always so chronically online then vro

[cursive pawn]

We all chronically online

[nocturne elk]

nuh uh that means u are too

[grim edge]

nuh uh i have life

[nocturne elk]

also we can say knnbccb

[nocturne elk]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

yes and hgc

[nocturne elk]

lol that is less common

[grim edge]

sekali i TO

[nocturne elk]

pluh 😭

[jovial fable]

hi

[wise mortar]

Pluh is that melayu language

[slender jolt]

BRO THE SONIC ADVENTURE DX INTRO HITS HARD 🔥

[nocturne elk]

ya lol

[jovial fable]

https://tenor.com/view/fishstick-fortnite-tiko-gif-27263627

awh no embed

[grim edge]

only malay i know is saya (tak) suka makan babi

[jovial fable]

i boost for NOTHING

[slender jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[slender jolt]

haha i got it for free

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sega-the-hedgehog-gangnam-gif-24778757

[nocturne elk]

lol that is interesting considering you eat alot of other animals 💀

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[grim edge]

no its to keep it halal

[wise mortar]

💀

[nocturne elk]

bro eats cat but not pork skull

[grim edge]

im so polyglot frfr

boleh saya pergi ke tandas cikgu

[nocturne elk]

skul

[wise mortar]

Bruh who eat cat 😢

[slender jolt]

why do people use the word "halal" even tho they are not muslim 💀 (or maybe u r muslim idk)

[nocturne elk]

can i go to the washroom teacher skul

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-cereal-embed-success-ryan-gosling-gif-21943489

[grim edge]

if i was muslim in my hometown ill be in a conc camp (JOKES DONT TO ME)

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/tanga-minon-gif-2528954344473553194

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[nocturne elk]

btw did u take third lang too lol

[jovial fable]

china?

[grim edge]

yuh

[slender jolt]

💀

[nocturne elk]

smh my head i hated it lol

[grim edge]

wallahi

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-vc-fish-join-vc-fish-i'm-back-get-in-vc-gif-8853064152016011401

[grim edge]

what u take

[slender jolt]

yes wallahi

[nocturne elk]

well i was coerced to take malay but i gave up lol

[grim edge]

oh what the skibidi

[slender jolt]

Dont tell me that you actually eat cats wth 😭

[grim edge]

so u dont go MOELC

[vestal basin]

Pehla Nasha raste ka maal🥰

[nocturne elk]

i did

[grim edge]

Its a joke bruh im racist against my own race and love my own race

[nocturne elk]

bishan one

[grim edge]

rafflesian?

[simple depot]

i love you too

[heavy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/join-vc-join-vc-fortnite-jonsey-gif-20620590

[vestal basin]

Ayo what homie😭

[slender jolt]

what

[nocturne elk]

bro finna dox us all skull

[simple depot]

😏

[nocturne elk]

lets just say no comment skul

[grim edge]

💀💀💀 u prolly know my school too tho

[simple depot]

nah jk jk jk

[nocturne elk]

yeah i know right lol

[slender jolt]

say "no homo" rn

!!!

[nocturne elk]

there are only so few schools who do third lang

[simple depot]

nah i aint gay

[grim edge]

but i dont take the bishan one so

[simple depot]

it was a joke

[nocturne elk]

oh

[wise mortar]

💀

[simple depot]

or is it😏

[wise mortar]

Woof

[nocturne elk]

in public or

[simple depot]

nahhhhh