💬〡general-off-topic

[vestal basin]

Yeah i mean i never got wished like this before just say not even a happy birthday

It's 9:41 am here still no text no nothing

Irl people

[olive crane]

thas crazy

no relatives nothing?

[vestal basin]

Ah relatives in india not a good thing maybe this is universal

Where are you from btw

[grim edge]

chatgpt cooks up fire

[vestal basin]

I just revealed my birthday and didn't expect anything here but when you get it without any expectations is real

[olive crane]

im from india too my relatives are like the second thing in the morning that wish me birthday lmao

[vestal basin]

Oh

Good

[vestal basin]

Age?

[grim edge]

why are u fiending for attention

[olive crane]

im 17

[vestal basin]

No attention bro, i just expressing how it feels to get wished without any expectations

I'm sorry if you guys feel that way that I'm here for attention

[vestal basin]

Oh

[lost ferry]

@torpid lintel from here

[celest vapor]

You aren't allowed on Discord.

[grim edge]

false

[chrome pilot]

Irrelevant but she said yes 😄

[grim edge]

@silent quest i just finished watching the movie. i like it. best part was when she was on the phone with claire and found out about Ben. i got scared.

[idle thistle]

Is there a way to change name color?

[celest vapor]

No

[grim edge]

No, you're stuck with it for your whole Discord life. Feelings of regret and disappointment will haunt you every night before you sleep. You will question yourself, your worth, your values, and your choices. You will ask yourself, 'Why did I choose this life? Why did I decide to spend the rest of my life with this color?' Then you will catch yourself listening to Taylor Swift's "Midnight Rain" to comfort you and negate all the thoughts you just had.

[chrome pilot]

interesting

Bro is NOT Johan 😭🙏🙏

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3rWDp9tBPQR9z6U5YyRSK4?si=453ae93e33114d7a

[chrome pilot]

im not “so invested” in someones life, I am simply stating that you are not “Johan” as it is a fictional character

your legit putting up a facade, cosplaying as a fictional character.

how so?

[upbeat viper]

people in chat

dear Just Joined

[grim edge]

no points stand on discord. go do a TED talk in your local areas to stand a point

[upbeat viper]

maybe consider connecting your accounts

[digital phoenix]

manifest it

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[chrome pilot]

ok

[digital phoenix]

im being silenced

[upbeat viper]

don't listen to Las he's goofy

[grim edge]

listen to me. all of you listen

[upbeat viper]

pwet

[grim edge]

pwet

[upbeat viper]

[chrome pilot]

I dont care, I simply stating my opinion, as a matter of fact one could argue that you are desperately trying to cling onto your little facade, escaping your worthless life cosplaying as someone else.

[chrome pilot]

speak english

[balmy meadow]

hello people

[upbeat viper]

@chrome pilot @grim edge if you can take that fight in DMs instead of bringing negativity here thank you

[chrome pilot]

alr

[upbeat viper]

(or block each other idk)

[digital phoenix]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[formal dragon]

We are making a group of 10 people for only chess we will talk about analyzing,sharing chess games,1v1's etc only 5 seats left rating starts from 700

[digital phoenix]

at this point johan ur more cringe than him

[upbeat viper]

woosh

[digital phoenix]

sure get me in im bad at chess

[upbeat viper]

be nice

first rule of the server

[digital phoenix]

womp womp

[chrome pilot]

i stopped 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

this is so nice of you.. go type this on #💬〡chess-talk there are more active people in there

[formal dragon]

You are 2300🙄

[digital phoenix]

u never gave a max rating yk

[formal dragon]

Ty ok

[formal dragon]

You will not have fun there

[digital phoenix]

what makes u think so

[formal dragon]

Highest person is only 1900

[digital phoenix]

i hate talking to 2300s theyre so nerdy

like legitimately

[formal dragon]

Alright then

[grim edge]

this is the reason why i dont want to get 2000+ rating. i dont want to be labeled as a nerd

[upbeat viper]

what's up with your blitz @digital phoenix

D:

[digital phoenix]

just get it with intuition instead of remembering

[digital phoenix]

am getting slow havent played a lot

[upbeat viper]

ripge

[digital phoenix]

ill get it up on the national rating grind

[grim edge]

two more wins in blitz and im happy... i will finally beat myself

[digital phoenix]

u will what

[formal dragon]

What the

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dahliaxchess

This is the Chess.com profile of dahliaxchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 833 (peak)
Blitz: 592 (608 peak)
Bullet: 584 (peak)

[grim edge]

look at my blitz peak

i need two more wins

dahlia 1v1

not rn

[grim edge]

is this an open invitation

[formal dragon]

Yeah

Only 1 seat remains

[grim edge]

what time is it for you rn?

my timezone might not be good, it's 11 pm for me now

[formal dragon]

11am

[grim edge]

eh might as well, im in @formal dragon

oh.

[formal dragon]

K

There are 9 more people

[grim edge]

its fine my schedule is awful anyway, it's the summer

[astral roost]

the hell

[idle thistle]

👉💀

[grim edge]

#reaction-roles

try that

[austere garden]

Rookie numbers

[idle thistle]

How do I get trusted?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/smug-smug-cat-cat-face-cat-face-gif-26262519

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@idle thistle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cristiano-ronaldo-manchesterunited-manchester-united-ronaldo-gif-769054253173128366

[dire cargo]

Don't smoke with the trusted role... indeed

[lusty basalt]

lmao

[ember pollen]

ngl

they should put other holidays in other months

some months are very boring and others are too eventful

[cursive pawn]

Guys

The crane fly from yesterday attacked me

Unexpected attack

I countered it by throwing my blanket at it

[grim edge]

retaliate

[cursive pawn]

I think he died😎

[grim edge]

yeah, it felt a little cold. it needed a blanket

[cursive pawn]

Yea i also stepped on the blanket so it can be extra warm inside

[grim edge]

now, that's disgusting. double wash your blanket

[cursive pawn]

😭

Its my favorite blanket its warm and comfy

Ill throw it away

[grim edge]

if it was your favorite, you wouldnt do anything to tarnish it.

[cursive pawn]

Ill just buy a new one👍

[grim edge]

you can rephrase it by saying, "it was the available blanket"

[cursive pawn]

Bro said tarnish it💀

[grim edge]

not your "favorite blanket"

[cursive pawn]

It was tho😔

Now its not🥰

[grim edge]

it wasnt. if it was, you would value and cherish it.

[cursive pawn]

BRO THAT BTCH DIDNT DIE💀💀💀💀

I stepped on the wrong side of the blanket😭

Bro touched my leg and ran away

[grim edge]

deja vu

[cursive pawn]

Is he playing tag with me💀

[cursive pawn]

You have

Deja vu

Where did you see this before

[grim edge]

idk "I stepped on the wrong side of the blanket😭" this line

i think you said this before

[fervent comet]

EAT IT

[cursive pawn]

It ran away

[fervent comet]

i ran

[cursive pawn]

I raq

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/iran-flag-gif-africa-gif-27417144

i ran

[cursive pawn]

We get the joke

[fervent comet]

ok

[cursive pawn]

Thanks👍

[fervent comet]

👍

[cursive pawn]

My other friend also said eat it

[grim edge]

suffocation lmao

[fervent comet]

w

[fervent comet]

what animal is this chat

[cursive pawn]

Perry

[fervent comet]

false

[spice mauve]

How do I remove my roles?

[fervent comet]

#🔖〡roles

[spice mauve]

It's that a Panda?

[fervent comet]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

type /announcement

[fervent comet]

no

[spice mauve]

Tq

[cursive pawn]

I forgot

[jagged shale]

Hi guys what's up

[cursive pawn]

Big squirrel

[spice mauve]

Tq I've changed it now

[grim edge]

my standards

[fervent comet]

no

[cursive pawn]

Its mostly in canada i think

[fervent comet]

yes

[spice mauve]

Looks like a Red panda but isn't

What is it?

[fervent comet]

red panda is pretty different

it is a fisher cat

[cursive pawn]

Red pandas dont live in Canada

[spice mauve]

Tf A CAT?

[fervent comet]

it is related to weasels

[cursive pawn]

Yea i think i heard that before

[slate owl]

😔

[grim edge]

weasels

[spice mauve]

Even Humans living there is shocking for me

[spice mauve]

Jk don't come at me

[fervent comet]

candians will forgive u

[cursive pawn]

Whats this

[fervent comet]

hmm

[spice mauve]

Yay

[fervent comet]

it looks like a bed bug

but different

[spice mauve]

Ultimate scor-pider?😂

[fervent comet]

or is it a crab spider

[grim edge]

crab spider sounds deli

[fervent comet]

it might just be a tick

some kind of tick

[cursive pawn]

Close i think

[fervent comet]

crab tick

[cursive pawn]

Instead of crap think scorpion

[fervent comet]

ohh ok

makes sense ig

[cursive pawn]

Any guesses?

[fervent comet]

scorpion tick

[grim edge]

is this from your apartment?

[fervent comet]

false scorpion

[cursive pawn]

Pseudoscorpion

[fervent comet]

ohh

[cursive pawn]

Thats actually a pretty good description of its name lmaoo

[fervent comet]

lol

[cursive pawn]

Pseudo

[grim edge]

fake

[fervent comet]

yea

i thought they name like the crocodile false gharial so maybe

same thing here

[spice mauve]

Are Platypus smart?

[grim edge]

no

[cursive pawn]

Perry isnt

[spice mauve]

I agree

[fervent comet]

platypus are intelligent from what ik

[terse oriole]

now you will face the consequences of my perryplinatorrrr

[spice mauve]

Look who's typing

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/tri-state-phineas-and-ferb-gif-23618903

[cursive pawn]

Crane fly is roaming around my apartment

[cursive pawn]

Nope

[cursive pawn]

I think i injured its wings

[fervent comet]

eat it

[cursive pawn]

Perry when we gonna start our plan to take over the usa

[fervent comet]

soon

[spice mauve]

Triplets?

[wise karma]

long time no see perry

[grim edge]

Donde es mon chéri

[cursive pawn]

Bing chilling

[fervent comet]

hello

[rare skiff]

@grim edge

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/tanga-minon-gif-2528954344473553194

[silent quest]

[grim edge]

Smash

[outer sage]

💀

[grim edge]

@outer sage what is kilometer second

[autumn torrent]

why is chess talk filled with 2000s nowadays

[outer sage]

My speed

[pine flicker]

Smash

[wise mortar]

Get some help

Smh

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-meme-gif-25947004

[grim edge]

U forgot to add / before s in ur status

[outer sage]

Ohh

[outer sage]

Mb

[outer sage]

💀

[pine flicker]

[orchid crown]

hiya

[upbeat viper]

I taught my computer how to make additions

pog

that's pretty close

[orchid crown]

woah cool

[upbeat viper]

gotta fix a bug before trying to teach it real stuff

because I can't add neurons to my neural network yet

😭

[orchid crown]

what programming lang you using?

[upbeat viper]

c

[orchid crown]

Nice nice I heard its difficult to learn lmao

[upbeat viper]

nah

[orchid crown]

Oh fr? maybe ill try it out

[grim edge]

How to protect eyes from pepper spray

[orchid crown]

wear glasses

or close em

[grim edge]

Damn thnx

[orchid crown]

np dude

[silent quest]

Waht

💀💀💀💀💀

[keen fox]

Yo which month is it rn

[keen fox]

Why is everything in the colours of rainbow

[upbeat viper]

chat, any plot file format recommendation ?

[outer sage]

M

[hoary spruce]

same.

[pine flicker]

See someone agrees

[hoary spruce]

I mean thank goodness there's no NSFW chat in here. the things I would do to that minion haha.

[pine flicker]

BAHAHHSHAB

[grim edge]

fr

[pine flicker]

Can't blame ya

[silent quest]

[hoary spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/jiraiya-smug-naruto-gif-13843251

[hoary spruce]

❤️

[pine flicker]

It's a masterpiece truly a work of art

[silent quest]

Why is that minion so buffed

[slate owl]

me n who??

[hoary spruce]

You my friend, have fantastic taste.

[hoary spruce]

are you the minion?

[pine flicker]

Thankyou thankyou

[hoary spruce]

clearly homie works out.

[pine flicker]

Good for him honestly

[hoary spruce]

I'd let him hit honestly... like usually I am more reserved but come on who can blame me.

[pine flicker]

Agreed

With those muscles I'd let him hit as well

[silent quest]

Wild

[hoary spruce]

its the cake for me

[pale ledge]

💀

[stable perch]

What

[pine flicker]

BAHAHAH

[vale frost]

Yall should leave annita alone

[silent quest]

[hoary spruce]

yo @pine flicker what's your Elo?

cause I think we should settle who get's the minion as our boyfriend over a chess match

[silent quest]

🗿

[hoary spruce]

say what you will I am going to make that minion a twinkie when I am done with him.

[simple depot]

finally ive done an "unstoppable" mate

[silent quest]

I believe if a mod sees this you might get a timeout

[simple depot]

round was confusing af

[grim edge]

Guys how many videos can I watch in a week as a free user

[hoary spruce]

I mean maybe but you have to make a lot of assumptioins to make it nsfw.

[hoary spruce]

it's not unstoppable. granted its a completely winning position and black will essentially be lost. but rook f7 stops it.

[silent quest]

Nf7 and its a mate

[hoary spruce]

I stand corrected.

[wheat falcon]

Erm what da sigma

[grim edge]

sup

[wheat falcon]

Real

[wise mortar]

Erm

[wheat falcon]

What

[wise mortar]

The

[wheat falcon]

Sigma?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/tanga-minon-gif-2528954344473553194

[wheat falcon]

Oh

I just wanna sleep but I have to WORK

UGHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

HI

[wheat falcon]

AND IM MISSING THE RACES TODAY I HAVE TO WATCH THE REPLAYSS

[grim edge]

ANYONE FROM CHINA?

[grim edge]

SMASHH

👅

[wheat falcon]

This is why people don’t like china ❤️

[wise mortar]

💀

[wise mortar]

Konichiwa

[grim edge]

CHINA DONT NEED FURRIES

[grim edge]

hi

[wise mortar]

Wo ai ni

[grim edge]

use english

[wise mortar]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

Im not Chinese

[wise mortar]

Marhaba

[grim edge]

Ur mom

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-gif-26509439

[grim edge]

Hi

[prisma girder]

hi

[wheat falcon]

@silent quest I left my redbull in my car and it froze :(

[silent quest]

💀 what's the temperature

Over there

[wheat falcon]

Well freezing temperature is 0 c so probably around 0

At night 😭😭

[grim edge]

52 deg Celsius

[wheat falcon]

It’s like 11 Celsius now

[grim edge]

😊

[grim edge]

How doesn't the petrol/diesel in car freeze

[wheat falcon]

It’s just good like dat

[grim edge]

🙀

[slate owl]

sour cream flavor chips and it be bussin

[wheat falcon]

No

Sour cream is actually so mid

[slate owl]

🥺

[fleet scroll]

Haha L bozo

[wheat falcon]

L bozo

[fleet scroll]

It freezes at a much lower temperature

[fleet scroll]

I don’t have the frozen redbull

[grim edge]

redbull tastes like shit

Overpriced

[slate owl]

anyone wanna vc n chill 🥺

[wheat falcon]

I should’ve gotten the monster instead 😔 true femboy attire

[slate owl]

ur a femboy????

[wheat falcon]

In disguise 🥸

I gotta take a dookie

[fleet scroll]

Dookies in the chatttt

💩

[slate owl]

wtf

witty 💀

[vale frost]

What

Ngl idk why but it sounds cute

[bright prairie]

Who is he

[silent quest]

Epics giving away nitros again

[quick heart]

Anyone wanna play and learn please dm me a

[slate owl]

do you know what horny means

[vale frost]

Yes she told me that everynight when we were still together😁

[slate owl]

should've been me cuh

[tough perch]

Wassup

[grim edge]

Hi @slate owl

Do u remember me? :3

[grim edge]

chat this is not rizz!

[grim edge]

WDYM

IM NOT TRYING TO RIZZ

[slate owl]

no you're an alt

how could i know

[grim edge]

Yes

[slate owl]

probs someone irrelevant

like bro ur banned for a reason just stay banned 😭

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

What

https://open.spotify.com/track/6VojZJpMyuKClbwyilWlQj?si=f3c12a4d2164465c

No

Bye @slate owl 😔✌️

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2iOJEUCKJaYseov1qA8ot8?si=sP5-IMHxTUm7lexgu9-6fA listen to this album

[slate owl]

;^; ok

[grim edge]

hooray!

[trail prism]

Yall tf is going on

[fleet scroll]

it''s an art scammer most likely

[trail prism]

oki I was about to block anyways

[fleet scroll]

oh yeah you have your twitch account linked

they message you to try and sell you generic twitch overlays and whatnot

[trail prism]

I do not even stream anymore

blocking her

[grim edge]

@rustic fable

Dm me

Scam me / catfish me / sell me whatever u got 😊

[fleet scroll]

yeah just report spam

[fleet scroll]

bro is down abysmal

[grim edge]

😔

[trail prism]

she didn't ever sent a msg in this server

[grim edge]

Too rude

[orchid crown]

down bad lmao

[grim edge]

BUT SHE JUST ASKED HOW U DOING

[grim edge]

Wtf did I just read

[trail prism]

Big chance she scammer

[grim edge]

Okay

[trail prism]

dunno he down bad

[grim edge]

Oh

[mild sinew]

Hola

[orchid crown]

hiya

[grim edge]

That just explains the entirety of this generation

[mild sinew]

QUe

[trail prism]

ye it explains the majority

[mild sinew]

QUe?

[grim edge]

Yea, why are people nowadays like this

[mild sinew]

I speak Spanish

not inglish

[trail prism]

Rule No.9 <3

[twilit river]

Jaw dropping sentence😭🙏

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[orchid crown]

french?

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/jpegmafia-free-the-frail-gif-22749139

[orchid crown]

or espanol

[mild sinew]

whattT?

[trail prism]

read the rules

[orchid crown]

oh hi addelyn lol

[mild sinew]

spanish

[trail prism]

wsp pookie

[slate owl]

hewo :3

[orchid crown]

spanish or vanish

[orchid crown]

so kawai

[slate owl]

i have a boyfriend, don't speak to me creep

[grim edge]

I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to comunicate using this language.

Hi

[trail prism]

WAIT U A WOMEN

[mild sinew]

Que no entiendo pero ola

[trail prism]

I tought u were a boy

[orchid crown]

i do not speak spanish lol

[twilit river]

No he isn't😭🙏

[trail prism]

everything is ruined nooo

[grim edge]

ITS A MALE UNLESS PROVED TO BE A FEMALE

[orchid crown]

wsg percy

[twilit river]

Sup

[mild sinew]

Ya se

[orchid crown]

the sky lmao

[mild sinew]

no problem
Hi

[twilit river]

😳

[slate owl]

well actually i dont have a boyfriend, i don't like you calling me pookie and thats it

[orchid crown]

???

[orchid crown]

😭

[grim edge]

Uchess ply?

[trail prism]

so u womin?

[slate owl]

😨

[mild sinew]

yes

[grim edge]

Ok

[trail prism]

btw in the last gartic phone game we played why everyone hated u ?

[mild sinew]

but now I can't later

[grim edge]

I not play chess

[slate owl]

i thought that i told you that i dont care. no answer

[grim edge]

i play coc

[mild sinew]

a ok

[trail prism]

oh k , u angry as always i see

[mild sinew]

mineraft ?xD

[grim edge]

an ok

[grim edge]

yes that also

And roblox

[trail prism]

Do you have 10 milion power on rise of kingdoms

[mild sinew]

wao

[grim edge]

I have 15m

[mild sinew]

clash royale ?

[trail prism]

Lessgoo another player of RoK :D

[mild sinew]

xD

[grim edge]

Yeah but that trash game

[solar harbor]

💀people actually play that?

[grim edge]

I Only use it to spam emotes

[mild sinew]

a bueno

[trail prism]

ye for the memes ( I am elbow deep into the game 💀 )

[grim edge]

Yes very popular game

My whole school plays that

Including math teacher

[solar harbor]

💀I thought that the game was just shitpost material

Ain't no way😓😭

[trail prism]

well the ads are shitty

[solar harbor]

The ads are the best are you kidding me😡

[mild sinew]

@unborn ginkgo Teach me English

[trail prism]

for meme material yes but ova no

[solar harbor]

Legendary shitpost material

[grim edge]

DONT DISRESPECT THE GAME

[mild sinew]

no grites

1/3

[grim edge]

what u saying ( ❓ 🫵 🗣️ )

[solar harbor]

Sorry og gangter😓

[trail prism]

btw any new redeem code ?

[mild sinew]

no se

cosas usa el traductor

[grim edge]

idk i don't play that game,i made this story

whoever ghost pinged me will have a seat in the underworld

[grim edge]

🚜 ❓

[mild sinew]

xD

[trail prism]

No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[mild sinew]

[grim edge]

@mild sinew 🗣️ 🇺🇸 🙏

[mild sinew]

not

[solar harbor]

W, you speak in memes as well🥶💯

[grim edge]

🥺 🆗

[trail prism]

ya broke the chain :(

[mild sinew]

I'm from Argentina,

[trail prism]

hello from Argentina,

[grim edge]

dont cry for me argentina

[grim edge]

🙀

[mild sinew]

Hi

[grim edge]

Which continent

[trail prism]

Jupiter

[grim edge]

hello from keyboard

[mild sinew]

xDDD

[grim edge]

Bro its a galaxy not continent

[mild sinew]

xD

[trail prism]

💀

[mild sinew]

Nadie habla español

[grim edge]

@trail prism u which galaxy?

[mild sinew]

yo que hago aca encima xD

[trail prism]

GN-z11

[grim edge]

Oh

@trail prism i samsung galaxy

[mild sinew]

xDDD

[trail prism]

did ya even read the rules

[mild sinew]

not speak inglish que voy a leerlas

[trail prism]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[slate owl]

😔

[trail prism]

I found a new dumb head in chat

[mild sinew]

Not ?

[slate owl]

that's called a mirror

[trail prism]

I know :D

is saw my reflection when I was trying to post a img

[limber gyro]

LMAO

[mild sinew]

Greet me in Spanish and I'll give you nitro

[limber gyro]

Hola, axo.bong

[trail prism]

I ain;t need that

[limber gyro]

Hola, AXO.BUG

[mild sinew]

bong jkaskaskjajksajksa

[mild sinew]

ta bn

[mild sinew]

Holaa

goodbye, nice to meet you

[twin moon]

Bienivenidos! Por qué nos necesitas que hablar en español?

[slate owl]

no femboys in chat

😢

[grim edge]

Hi

[mild sinew]

Wow, how did the translation cost you

[trail prism]

I still cannot comperhand if u are a womin or a boy cuz until now i tought u boy

[twin moon]

I’m taking Spanish IV next year for my school

[mild sinew]

no pasa nada solo vengo a molestar a los gringos

[slate owl]

are you femboy 🥺

[trail prism]

and there is one ( U )

[grim edge]

He is a guy from California i can confirm

[mild sinew]

discúlpame

[twin moon]

It’s the only other language I know past a little bit of Tagalog lmao

[grim edge]

yeah why 🤨

[slate owl]

hop on my dms

[grim edge]

Ok

[mild sinew]

ok

[twin moon]

Ah I didn’t want it, I just like Spanish

[mild sinew]

ta bien

goodbye, nice to meet you

[nocturne elk]

most well adjusted tween on chesscom

[orchid crown]

lmao

[nocturne elk]

we were playing 3|2 but bro got mad at me for not seeing the messages

😭

[orchid crown]

💀

[woeful lantern]

kindest german on chess.com

[nocturne elk]

😭

[limber gyro]

Are you a star? Because your a source of light

[nocturne elk]

bruh this is why i like to mute the chat

[woeful lantern]

platinum membership too is crazy

mans gonna have to lose it after this 😭

[nocturne elk]

people are really stupid

[orchid crown]

lmao

I dont even use chat

[nocturne elk]

they dont let us mute the variants chat smh (i think)

[woeful lantern]

check out the main chesstalk channel

it's mad crazy over there

[solar harbor]

He js like me fr

[orchid crown]

😔 I almost never play variants lolol

[woeful lantern]

some lpop dude asking some emily girl what her age is

and saying 16 is ripe

[orchid crown]

aw hell nah'

[woeful lantern]

ELO445 my beloved

[nocturne elk]

[nocturne elk]

some are kinda funny to play lol

[twilit river]

Devastating sentence

[orchid crown]

oh lol

[woeful lantern]

most chess-based conversation in #💬〡chess-talk

[orchid crown]

average chess convo

[nocturne elk]

😭

also people raging in 4pc is the funniest thing

[woeful lantern]

duckchhse

[nocturne elk]

i havent played it much i think lol

[orchid crown]

Ill check it out lol

[nocturne elk]

especially when it is like FFA but they are higher rated so everyone just gangs up on them at the start 💀

[twilit river]

That thing is barely comprehensible

[nocturne elk]

yeah i love chaos lol

[twilit river]

I don't know who tf is my team or if there is any team at all

Wait it's a 2v2 right?

[nocturne elk]

usually the opposite side is your team unless it is free for all

but the people beside you are always gonna be easier to attack lol

[twilit river]

💀ganging up is crazy

3v1 enough to make me quit chess for life

[nocturne elk]

it happens lol because sometimes people are 2500 and i was like 500 less

so eliminate the main threat first

[grim edge]

imagine getting banned for cheating then creating an alt and getting banned for nsfw

[twilit river]

💀wait low elo people become homies and war against the higher ones

[nocturne elk]

is that who i think it is

[twilit river]

One piece reference????

[nocturne elk]

i feel like this is just life lmao

[orchid crown]

dang that sucks 😭

[nocturne elk]

ikr

[twilit river]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT'S SOUNDS FUN ASF

omw to become GM in hood chess 😭🫡

[nocturne elk]

unless the guy is like 3000 rated in 4PC then he might survive maybe lol

[slate owl]

meow

[orchid crown]

'might' crazy lmaoo

[twilit river]

People can be 3000 in that??? 😳

[nocturne elk]

yeah apparently

[limber gyro]

Are you a volcano? because everytime i look at you some erupts

Send ur crush this and send proof for nitro!

[twilit river]

Yeah might at 3000 is insane

[orchid crown]

frr

[nocturne elk]

it seems really hard to defend 3 on 1 HAHA

[twilit river]

I can barely defend in a 1v1, 3v1 is a pipe dream

[limber gyro]

So are u going to do it?

[orchid crown]

😭

[nocturne elk]

also something interesting i noticed was that many of the higher rated variants players are below 1000 for normal chess lol

maybe theres no correlation

[twilit river]

My time has come😎

[slate owl]

i sent it to my mom, am i getting the nitro?

[wheat falcon]

Sometimes the higher rated are just a holes but that’s mostly 1-4ks who think they’re it when they’re not as good as 2000s

[limber gyro]

wtf

[nocturne elk]

4k?? 😭

gyatt

[orchid crown]

you're cooked 😭

[twilit river]

4ks???

[slate owl]

4k is totally not as good as 2ks

[outer sage]

Sup

[grim edge]

Bro is R Kelly

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-ask-weird-art-mother-and-baby-art-gif-14176206

[orchid crown]

thats so cursed

[limber gyro]

WTF

[orchid crown]

no joke

[nocturne elk]

live footage of adelynn and his mom

[orchid crown]

crazy 💀

[limber gyro]

her*

[slate owl]

his*

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[limber gyro]

your role

is she/her

[twilit river]

WHAT

[nocturne elk]

💀

[limber gyro]

bro is overtaking me in brainrot

[orchid crown]

see whut

[limber gyro]

Impossibleh

[slate owl]

:3

[orchid crown]

...

[limber gyro]

im trying my pickup line on an ai

on character.ai

[orchid crown]

gl

[slate owl]

omg

[limber gyro]

GBHRYV BHERHB

[slate owl]

i almost forgot about character ai

[grim edge]

crazy i was crazy once

[slate owl]

crazy?

i was crazy once

[nocturne elk]

[slate owl]

they locked me up in a room.

[orchid crown]

a rubber room with rats.

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-froot-loops-meme-ifunny-1second-gif-24984151

[trail prism]

eating shawarma rn

[grim edge]

and rats makes me go crazy

[grim edge]

rubber rats

[orchid crown]

enjoying it? lol

[grim edge]

rubber rats makes me go crazy

[limber gyro]

IMMA TRY THE PICKUP LINE ON SUKUNA-

[orchid crown]

crazy?

[twilit river]

you’re a chipper young lad😭🌽 you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face💀💯 dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again😂🫵

[limber gyro]

💀

[grim edge]

i was crazy once

[orchid crown]

they locked me in a room

[limber gyro]

Lmao who did u use it on

[grim edge]

a rubber room

[orchid crown]

with rats..

[nocturne elk]

lol wtf i have seen this somewhere

[grim edge]

rubber rats

and rats makes me go crazy

crazy?

[orchid crown]

Crazy?

[grim edge]

i was crazy once

[orchid crown]

I was Crazy once.

[trail prism]

i am crazy

[orchid crown]

They locked me in a room.,

[twilit river]

It's a copypasta

[grim edge]

a rubber room

[trail prism]

not in bed tho

[orchid crown]

with rats.

[grim edge]

rubber rats

[twilit river]

The complete one is too unhinged for cc server tho

[nocturne elk]

oh that makes sense lol

[orchid crown]

Rats make me crazy

[slate owl]

crazy?

[grim edge]

crazy?

[slate owl]

i was crazy once

[grim edge]

they locked me in a room

[orchid crown]

A rubber room with rats

[slate owl]

they locked me up in a room.

[grim edge]

rubber rats

[slate owl]

a rubber room with rats.

and rats make me crazy.

[grim edge]

and rats makes me go crazy

[orchid crown]

Rats make me crazy

[slate owl]

crazy?

[grim edge]

crazy?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-stare-bruh-wat-what-gif-5160413390783376961

[grim edge]

i was crazy once.

[limber gyro]

Are you glue? Because whenever I look at you I cant stop

[nocturne elk]

what

[grim edge]

my brain is frying trying to intepret this

[orchid crown]

Im stealing that lol

[limber gyro]

Lucky ou I dont have a brain

[orchid crown]

tfs that supposed to mean

[slate owl]

damn girl call me the english opening cz i c pawn (get it cz i see p#rn)

[grim edge]

having a brain gives u chance of getting brain cancer tho :C

[limber gyro]

Bro glue is sticky so the pick up line symbolizes a strong attraction

[grim edge]

ew english

[orchid crown]

Oh

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-american-psycho-patrick-bateman-sigma-gif-3013797800646768321

[limber gyro]

How did a brainless baffoon understand that

[slate owl]

shtut up

[limber gyro]

Like me

[grim edge]

non

parce que

[slate owl]

it helped me find my femboy self

[grim edge]

oh youre gay

[limber gyro]

die

[slate owl]

mods!!!!!!1

[limber gyro]

:dies:

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-emoji-sus-flushed-emoji-flushed-sussy-emoji-gif-25009862

[limber gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[grim edge]

me when i have to learn calculus for physics

[nocturne elk]

dam you tall as hell

[grim edge]

huh

[nocturne elk]

teletubbies are 7 feet

the suit

[grim edge]

oh close enough

im actually 8 feet but who cares

[nocturne elk]

gyatt

[grim edge]

💀 😭

[slate owl]

so yuh english might not be good ingame but its good for ppl who are going through sexuality crisis

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat_what-gif-24016535

[orchid crown]

moral of the story

[grim edge]

nah man pls shut down yourself and factory reset

[slate owl]

i wish i could

[limber gyro]

Go to a pyschologist and get shock treatment it usually works

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-12-emoji12-cat-stare-stare-cat-uhh-gif-9567425571520721039

[trail prism]

now i am even more confused

[nocturne elk]

thats shocking

[grim edge]

usually like to ramp it up to ~200 amps

[grim edge]

get it cuz ramp and amp (im suicidal)

[limber gyro]

the treatment works for people like you too

So I book one for adelynn and you

[grim edge]

dang thats such skibidi rizz (brainrot will be my 13th reason)

[limber gyro]

Enlighten me with the first 12

[grim edge]

nuh

[trail prism]

yall are brain dead 🗿

going back to #1167118332231696545

[grim edge]

crazy? i was crazy once

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

I can confirm

:3

[slate owl]

:3

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/mogged-williams-gif-3182263836872646619

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/gitapro1-gitajah13-gif-13744949677666979393

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

. the first sting i see when i open discord

[nocturne elk]

lmao

[steel needle]

While I was sick and half awake at 3am, I legit thought of the most sophisticated and complicated math concept randomly and now I can't remember it

[grim edge]

man dreamt of finding a solution to the riemann hypothesis

[steel needle]

It felt like I was looking at a very heavy rock while feeling it compressing my head. It was very heavy. In fact, I felt like I was absorbing it

[grim edge]

this is literally like the best description of how most great mathematicians was for most of their life and its so sad

[steel needle]

And I was thinking of something very impossible to something very possible. Somewhere along that line idk

[wise mortar]

How about the second thing you see? Wait

https://tenor.com/view/tanga-minon-gif-2528954344473553194

[nocturne elk]

pluh

[wise mortar]

🫦

[grim edge]

Smash

[wheat falcon]

Skibidi toilet gaming

[orchid sun]

my deck

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1982 (peak)
Blitz: 2008 (peak)

[solemn lagoon]

thats epic

[fallen valley]

Please never speak to me again

[pearl bolt]

Hi there

Anybody here?

[solemn lagoon]

me

[silent quest]

[zealous glen]

hii uwu wyd

[silent quest]

Reading comicks

[zealous glen]

damn same kinda

im watching an epic video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JGqnAJIceQ

[orchid crown]

hi guys

[silent quest]

[zealous glen]

i mean hes speaking facts

[silent quest]

tomboys for the w

[zealous glen]

cap

[silent quest]

Nuh uh

[orchid crown]

tomboys are cool

[orchid crown]

what kinda comics you read

[silent quest]

Fantasy , action , adventure

[orchid crown]

Oh cool ever read marvel comics?

[silent quest]

I watched the movies before so never read em

[iron barn]

Guys

[orchid crown]

oh okay cool

[iron barn]

Prove 1+1=2

[orchid crown]

hm

[iron barn]

Mathematically

U can define terms

And or specific operations

[orchid crown]

so if you have take 1 digit and add it to another it equals to 2?😭

[iron barn]

What is a digit?

[orchid crown]

a digit is a single symbol used to make numbers google ahh answer 💀

[iron barn]

What is a number?

[silent quest]

you are that guy who asks to prove if a circle is circle aren't you

[iron barn]

Nah thats stupid

[orchid crown]

an arithmetical value, expressed by a word, symbol, or figure, representing a particular quantity and used in counting and making calculations: also google

[iron barn]

Saying to prove if a circle is a circle is like saying prove x=x

[orchid crown]

best way to explain it ngl

[orchid crown]

lmao

[iron barn]

Whats a value?

I have no clue how ur gonna define what a number is without using words that are closely related to the word "Number"

[orchid crown]

the value is the importance worth and usefulness of something i guess

[orchid crown]

aint no way

[iron barn]

What does it mean to be have worth

[orchid crown]

to have importance

how long is this gonna go on 😭

[iron barn]

I dont think it ends

[orchid crown]

dang

[iron barn]

The way to do it is to have undefined terms

[orchid crown]

like what

[iron barn]

U just have to know what a number is

[orchid crown]

hm..

[iron barn]

We cant really define it

[orchid crown]

a number is a mathematical object?

[orchid crown]

There is no one way to define it I guess

[iron barn]

What kind of mathematical object?

[iron barn]

Yeah

Ur just going in circles

[orchid crown]

true lmao

[orchid crown]

I resign 💀

this aint goin nowhere

do you know the answer to your question?

[iron barn]

Same goes with a length or a point

[cobalt depot]

Tips to get over a girl.

[iron barn]

There is no good answer

We can't define what a number is by observing the world around us

[orchid crown]

I dont think this is the right place to ask but distract yourself and do stuff you enjoy I guess it helps me

[orchid crown]

oh

[orchid crown]

lol

[orchid crown]

how so then

[iron barn]

Math is a man made creation

[orchid crown]

right

[iron barn]

We can't

[orchid crown]

ah okay

I get it

[vestal basin]

Hi

[iron barn]

Math is fundamentally inconsistent - Gödel's incompleteness theorems

[orchid crown]

helo

[vestal basin]

Bread

[iron barn]

Hello

[vestal basin]

Everynian

[orchid crown]

It is

[limber gyro]

GOODNIGHT MORTALS

[orchid crown]

gn fellow mortal

[vestal basin]

Hi

[orchid crown]

howayou

[safe gyro]

hellow broskis

[orchid crown]

wassup

[safe gyro]

hey bruh

[vestal basin]

Fine thank you i wish I were a bird

[orchid crown]

Oh my gah lol

[vestal basin]

Whats the name of the anime

[warm spindle]

2-1-1=0

[iron barn]

Don't even get me started

[vestal basin]

Change your pfp to that girl tbh

[warm spindle]

Do you know peano's axioms?

[vestal basin]

5+5=1

[orchid crown]

hm I will

[vestal basin]

Nah man a whole day gone I got no wish a perfect day lmao

[iron barn]

Yeah i just googled it

[vestal basin]

Irl

[warm spindle]

Do you understand them.

[vestal basin]

What a quest you have completed? Feeding a cat?@warm spindle

[cobalt depot]

I finally had a crush on someone. We chilling and talking stuff. I don't fw mixed signals

[cobalt depot]

W

[vestal basin]

Alr this a Lil too gay bro😃👆

[iron barn]

Ill go look into it

[orchid crown]

she gave you mixed signals?

[cobalt depot]

Yeah. like she doesn't initiate conversations like EVER, but she does compliment me or tease me often.

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[silent quest]

Must be hard

[cobalt depot]

Like, She shows interest in our conversations but once it's over, she's poof gone. She could go on for days without talking.

[silent quest]

How about instead of looking for advices on discord you tell her that , if you're that close

[vestal basin]

Imma show you what mine had done

[cobalt depot]

I did. I told her that it would be fun and interesting if you came up with a conversation. She hits me with "I don't have any topics in my mind that we can talk about"

[grim edge]

whose alt are you?

[cobalt depot]

I'm not alt

This is my main, Have been here for so long

[vestal basin]

Indian homie what happened @cobalt depot

[silent quest]

Winning someone over can be hectic , i dont recommend it , unless well she's worth the pain and besides girls have a lot to talk about they never have nothing i might be wrong tho

[cobalt depot]

She even gave a chocolate lmao (This was way long ago) . I don't even know what I should do at this point

[orchid crown]

does she think of you as a friend tho

[vestal basin]

Age?

[cobalt depot]

I mean, they might have something to talk about at least... At least one thing. You can't just have no topics at all.

[cobalt depot]

17

[vestal basin]

Hmm

[cobalt depot]

She does. I'm the only boy she talks to.

[vestal basin]

Mine literally blocked me over a reel😭

[vestal basin]

A simple reel

[orchid crown]

have you tried telling her your feelings? ..

[orchid crown]

wtf did you send her 😭

[vestal basin]

That's the pfp the goat THE GOAT

[cobalt depot]

It has only been 2 months since I genuinely talked to her, got to know about her.

[vestal basin]

Nothing just a normal reel miss😭

[vestal basin]

Smash her

Go

[cobalt depot]

Love you 💕

[vestal basin]

Be a good boy

[vestal basin]

That's the reason you gonna broke up with her in future

[cobalt depot]

Damn

[orchid crown]

okay okay I think I get it. If she doesnt seem to bother putting the same effort you put into the friendship then you should probably stop reaching out Im telling you as someone who is guilty of this 💀

[vestal basin]

It's now or never just go

[vestal basin]

Smash her hard

[orchid crown]

you sure about that

[vestal basin]

A potato smaher I'm talking about

[cobalt depot]

Yeah I was thinking of doing just that. That's why I'm trying to get over her.

[vestal basin]

Yeah wait lemme send it to you

[grim edge]

never give up never what?

[vestal basin]

Neven gonna give you up never gonna let you down

[orchid crown]

You can do it! try to keep stuff thatl remind you of her away

[orchid crown]

NEVER GIVE UP

[vestal basin]

Just smash her boy

[restive storm]

wth

[vestal basin]

Break into her house just go

Be a MAN AGER

[orchid crown]

aw hell nah

[vestal basin]

I hope you got it

[orchid crown]

send me the reel lmao

[vestal basin]

Hell yeah

[vestal basin]

Imma find it in her dms now😭 wait

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/_Z5-P9v3F8w?si=J7xYFaS3YAzgNNM8

[orchid crown]

lmaoo

[vestal basin]

Sent you@orchid crown

The goat pfp @grim edge

[orchid crown]

alr

[dawn sky]

@modest rose

[pale ledge]

Somebody wanna be friends with me?

[vestal basin]

Everyone is friends here

[pale ledge]

on cc i meant

[jagged shale]

Hi everyone ☺️

[vestal basin]

An alt?

[grim edge]

Yooo another spy