#💬〡general-off-topic
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oh cause i a new to discord . i dunno much about it
Womp womp
Guys does anyone know why chess.com re-evaluated my rating? It said: play five games to get rated and then gave me a new rating
what's your rating?
Lol
send me your cc
cc?
chess dot com
My user is PIthagoras2048
I just realized, it could be bc i hadn't played in 1 to 2 months
:3
hi :3
nachos
its not like itll work
So heres my try
HEY WHAT THE FCK DO YOU WANT?
I CAN GIVE IT
NOW LOVE ME
I know how to counter it (probably) 😎
?
How.
It was very expensive so this better not be real, the book I mean
🥱
hey, ur pretty tired huh?
yesterday anitta teached me logical fallacies
I have pillows that have both sides cold
you want one?
Love me.
I am gonna counter your every word using the power of MEMES
so would u like to play chess?
bro you make zero sense
oh, u like memes eh?
I have memes too
how does my pfp indicate that i like chess
Dang
Book aint working
how does palestine relate to chess
and indian is asian
and also i am not from palestine 
i am not even asian
which tells me you like chess
having a flag in my pfp doesnt mean that i am from there
YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT WE ARE IN A FREAKING CHESS SERVER
it indicates some sort of relation
I used to have franche comte as my pfp because I liked the duchy
Unrelated
You are the definition of "memorizing not understanding"
Also
quick question
wat
do you own a doghouse?
No? why, are you going to try and rob my house?
Then you're gay
thats what logic tells me
According to logical fallacies that is completely wrong
That is like saying
norm mcdonald says otherwise
since your pfp is a horse then you must be a horse irl!!!
exactly
well
since no doghouse
probably no dog or dog isnt really an issue around kids
so probably no kids neither
so no wife probably
anyways
im too slow bruh
Imma go take melatonin
im too slow even tho im playing rapid
wanna play 15 10?
ooof alr
nah bruh
im disappointed on my game
i was winning but lost on time
first time?
happens ALOT
my first time
im usually fast but i kept seeing moves
and i couldnt confirm if it was good
same
i even saw a sacrifise but only realizing it was just a blunder
there was once that one sacrifice where it was a blunder BUT MY OPPONENT PANIKED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A TRAP AND DIDNT TAKE IT LOL
which leaded into an even better position for meh
bruh next game i was faster
probably got too confused
bro i looked at my previous opponent's profile and saw this game
no way this guy didnt see the queen hanging
Hi
it took him 74 seconds thinking what move he should do and he did the pawn move
didnt even see the queen hanging
700 elo player making 700 elo moves
Big surprise
nah nah nah cause i could spot that.
i lost to him by less time.
Guess everyone has their own weaknesses
i actually think harper is cheating or he is just stupid idk
ill probably cool down cause im mad on how tf i lost to harper who didnt see the hanging queen
Yea just move forward
bro he made a blunder i didnt make a blunder i was winning too
but i was too slow
ive been working on that since i was 500 - 600 elo
ight bet
Work on it until you become like magnus
i reached 1700
but im still slow
3 MIN PUZZLE RUSH.
i already exited out of the tab.
bruh
and what are you talking about the score
How many puzzles did you solve
It tells you how many puzzles you got
Yea see next to my pfp it says 4
my peak is 41 :33
what bro mean
My peak is 4
am talking about puzzle rush
it was survival tho so idk if id go past 30 in 3 min
oh but there are 3 modes
Bro suffering from success
i didnt learn a single thing for the last unit of math and i got 100% on our last midterm jsut guessing
What even is that dude.
I thought you said all schools are the same
They should be man.
I've seen tests for the same class from MIT and Umich.
do u mean survival and 5 min?
Talk with your advisor pick something more advanced
Theyre the same other than they are more formal with wording.
I'm in a graduate math class alreayd man.
idk i forgot go to my profile and tell me
pluh
why is chat always inactive when i hop on
its not just when you hop on
oh u dont have a stat for 3 min it seems
yeaha its been long since i played it
lmfao i also thought your about me section was an ad
😭
then i was like wait a min i dont get ads wtf
what if i screenshotted an ad and put it there to troll premium users
This is the Chess.com profile of add1cted_chess_player. Take a look!
Name: Chess (add1cted_chess_player)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 801 (820 peak)
Blitz: 602 (peak)
Bullet: 294 (peak)
@slate owl hey
welcome new member

i once had an ad to purchase airplanes on chesscom lol
🙄
tell me ur old username or ill call the mods
Old username: Adelynn
Maybe I can leave the server and rejoined
blud time traveller
Bro. You literally did not only join the server just today but also created your account today. You are sussy
Frfr

How is creating a new acc is sussy bro
Me wen
How's ur day going
You just are.
mreowee 🥺
Is it just me or server is not active at all
bro others are doing things
others are playing chess
others are resting because they are from another country
others are playing random games
Im not mad. Just telling ya
cant rn cause im doing smth
Gotcha peace out
small
What
dum cat
dont say that about vro 😠
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1884 (2249 peak)
Blitz: 2014 (2104 peak)
Bullet: 1836 (2043 peak)
hi chat
🥶
has anyone tried challenging random GMs and did they accept?
how did it go
@cursive pawn
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can anyone help me
i m a premium user but still didnt got role in server
im connected though still
u dont get roles for being premium
u get it
wut
is it like a colourless one
idh have it xd
This is the Chess.com profile of yash_tulsyan1. Take a look!
Name: Yash Tulsyan (yash_tulsyan1)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 753 (peak)
Blitz: 922 (1181 peak)
Bullet: 659
now i got it
oh u mean on the profile?
yea
i thought u meant like discord role lol
oh as in that i thought u meant nametag colour
fellow british english user
american english isn't even an official language
oh i mean like many ppl here spell color without the u lol
colour.
But how can you colour without a you?

tell ur subordinates and serfs to colour for you
The peasants?
lmao'
no cuz at least they can be considered minimally human (haha /j pls dont to me mods . )
lol banned!
@ sewer mogged
Rapid is good!
because there are 1000 - 1300 rated playing blitz just to get their elo in blitz higher
you dont know your opponent's rapid elo when your playing blitz.
true
like for example they have 1742 elo on rapid but 584 on blitz
And your gonna be like
"cheater omg"
Hi 👋
relatable
Maybe all are slept 💤
you took exactly 8 minutes to type
stalling
Oh really?
yall shoulda been at the diddy party
y
Aight im out, bye
Lol 😆
Atable no way
Hii
Hi 👋
hewwo
It's Fridaaayyyyyyy
it isssss
Where are you from?
you replied 3 minutes late but im from the philippines
Your age?
15 bruda/woman
15 really?
Hey
Hi 👋
🤨
So what's up?
(ToT)
Nothing wby?
cheese :3
Not much, i was playing chess, a while ago
Nice
Mhmm
Where are you from?
Norway, wby?
I am from Japan
Oh great
bro cats are stealing my samosas 😭
eat them
Skill Issue
Are you indian?
Give them some samosas too
yes
Which state?
osaka
that aint an indian state
why not
Osaka is in Japan
really? I thought I was Indian all along
I hate history 😑
why
So many dates 📅 😪
It's not always about dates!!!
pk
don't bring this as a topic
why
its just ww namely the first 1
doesn't say anything about history 
wars can get into political territory as well
alright then can we discuss how to start a third world war 🥹
even less
mrewoow
I didn't
:(
:>
hey don't steal my samosas ok
💀
no
Who wants to play chess with me
mirror
Lmao
Whats mirror
nooooooo
he just like me frfr
watermelon so refreshing on a hot day
What about watermelon cat
Omnomnom
me everytime i use discord
I'm not OLD SKIBIBY TOILET GYAT
hey dark i see u cookin , don't u dare call me an old man
right?!
how u doin today?
4 years old - ipad kid watches skibidi gyat kai cenat rizz fanum tax
7 years old - still an ipad kid still watches skibidi gyat but a green screen kid
13 years old - still the same. Different humour
16 years old - has the same but not an ipad kid nor green screen kid. Has a different humour
18 years old - ITS THE SAME THING.
20 years old - ITS the SAME THING but if its indian no no no
25 years old - everyone calls him old
Tf are you talking about 💀
eepy
@hearty glacier is this correc
:0
nah nah nah dont worry about it shhhh
if ykyk
👀
hmmmm idk , well i'd say someone like me who has been with the internet for ages+my friend group (20-25) are more mature but still understand memes and games (minecraft/roblox...) . people that are now above 30 are just different
yes above 30 is like viking or whatever\
and yes adults are more mature but others stick with the unmature memes
like i made friends that are 30 + most of them barely know anything about memes , youtubers , reddit.... their whole online presence is tiktok
nahhhhhhhh there is 30 year olds that knows the 16 - 20 humours
and FIFA/COD , bruh i swear they never play other games
thats impossible bro i thought some 30 year olds know those
yeh ofc but i'm saying the maggiority
aight man im gonna go rizz some gyats
see you rizzter
im boutta get the skibidi lvl 69 gyats
rotten zoomers
Hi 👋

Brb gonna have my midlife crisis on discord
miau
Yeah 🇮🇱
How can I get image perms?
Use /connect then wait for
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Most definitely
meow
lol
MINIONNN
😭 🙏
hello
working you?
boring
😈
God bless, I was too lazy to give a f about what was written in the message but ty for letting me know it prob no problem
Btw I ate 2 large bowls of fries and now I got big stomach how to make it go back to normal shape
chat help i stared at an illusion too long now all i can see is a weird blue dot
Sleep
its a little early for that
Das stupid af
evacuate
Bruh why do supermarkets have 10 empty cashiers 
I feel like an idiot holding an ice cream while in line for 20 minutes
how do I opt out of the stream announcements
type /announcements
trust
Hi
Huh
Hi everyone
anyone up for a game??
hmm
Nex_gg id add if u wanna play
My favorite song 🎵 ❤️
Same
Hmm
Hi
Hi 👋
frfr
What's up?
Who named the Earth Earth?
Me
Adam did.
Nothing wby?
Nice
Sup chatttt
Person in chat I just played with had *91.8 Accuracy
cool
unreal tbh
🥱
well its been called thousands of different things, the name now comes from old english ertho
Topper 🤓
what
hello
hello
Hi 👋
yikes
thats just torture
If it's been called thousands of different things why did everyone settle on name earth
because its the name everyone started using
And why's that
just because

OMG I found Erika on Spotify
Who's that
Now that makes sense
My wife xD
Yeah, I’ve had them on since March
I don’t know how it snapped, my teeth are adjusting quite quick and I don’t think my braces could keep up, I ate something that snapped it or one of my teeth in the top did it
who is erika?
im getting mine removed hopefully by the end of this year
Its a famous german song 😂
Ignore what he said
Good luck
you probably ate someyhing
They aren’t as bad as people say they are, some people make the first week sound like the Second World War
HOW ON EARTH DO THEY HAVE IT ON SPOTIFY
When in reality for me it was only the first three days where I struggled
I hink it depends on person to person
Its not even prohibited lol. Its a competely normal historical song 
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines blümelein 🤫
its lowkey a bop honestly
Be aware. Doofus will time you out for this xD
The rare version from the 1950s is so much better than the army version
It’s more calm and just sounds more Erika-y
I would like to have an earrape version lmao
BAHSHAHA
pov: you live in Nuremberg during the rallies and they have giant megaphones
"Ich nix verstehen"
You are xD
Damn
But the real song they should be censoring is the Horst wessel lied. That’s an ACTUAL notsee song
okay thanks for the info
also, you talk so much in general chat youre giving a typical400elochat vibe lmao

im back what did i miss
Damn all quiet on a western Front book was pretty good
I’ve read it in English and German. I’ve yet to find a polish edition
The Netflix movie wasn't as good tbh
Yeah
It missed the mark sure, but it was the most visually appeasing out of the 3
The 1978(or something?) Movie seemed better
1979, and I would say it’s the most accurate to the book out of the 3
I mean it is the newest one
Yeah that's why I like it the most
Except it missed the scenes where Bäumer returns home expecting a heroes welcome but it’s just a ghost town
Wdym doesn't baumer die in both series??
And it had boot camp! The 2022 version just sent them to the front without training
With the report all quite on the wester front
He goes on leave
Oh yeah that part
In the original he died due to shrapnel hitting his head right?
And dies slowly while baumer carries him back to the med camp
Yes
How did he die in the Netflix version again?
In the 2022 he gets shot by a kid with a rifle 

He dies because he got hit in the liver and his organs got poisoned
In the original it felt pretty natural
Getting sniped outta nowherw
Fits the theme that humans can die easily
Yeah but the 2022 one was just a WWE match and then some French guy comes out of NOWHERE 1 minute from the end and kills Paul? He didn’t even have his helmet and the guy was in the shadows? How would that French guy even know Paul was German?
His death in 1979 was the best tbh since it establishes Paul likes drawing like right In the beginning
And the first guys death is pretty sad too(kimmerich?)
Mf had his legs amputated just because of a single bullet
I can't get the "3D glasses" award even tho im using the 3D pieces
does anyone know why ?
Yeah him
Huhh
Oh you mean Ding Liren
correct
@umbral wind just a neck tatoo and nothing else is diabolical
Hello everyone 👋 🤗
maybe this freshens you're mind if you have forgotten about your 'speedrun' accounts
You
That was 3 years ago
Literally 3 years ago💀
oopsie poopsie
🥱
my bad anitter
Thanks for motivation
Just took 160 elo away from a 400 I feel horrible
can yall join? https://www.chess.com/tournament/hmmm-2-0
👁
he is so me bruh
that was me first day in lab wondering why i can't see anything
danke
What?
it means thank you in german
Oo
For what?
didnt you just join
Nope
Anyone here to talk?
Answer a question with a question
No I am not
Neither am I
Bye
nah
Look for Mairos
He’s the nicest guy in this server
How's everyone today?
Not fine wby?
😭
probably a glitch, just ask support to give it to u manually
hola
let me tell you how i met your mother
It's Bond, James. James Bond.
Couldn't resist :p
I have a question
Some guy sent me a discord invite link to test his bot but only now have I realised it’s a .com invite and not a .gg is my account or ip in danger?
Probably unless it's a website he sent you
Sometimes chess bots are on the internet to download
I just don't take risks with that stuff
Nah it was a discord server and the bot was a banker Mike wazowski
He just asked to me to join the server to make sure a command was working but the url was a .com and not a .gg and it’s shaken me up
I want the chessnut evo board 😔😔
But it’s 600
Actually it’s 900 but it’s on sale 😭😭
what was the code after .com
@grim edge
who would like to play blitz quickly?
whats your preffered opening for White?
f3
g4
- e4 >
e3
runaway fast as you can
i aint sayin she's a gold digger
but she aint messing with no broke fellas
huh
oops!
Hey man
Hey Benjamin @twin moon
How have you been
Pretty well
Just getting ready for sleep but I'm going to do some puzzle training in a minute
Why what's up and how are you?
Right on
I find training in 4p is good for my mindset especially earlier in the morning before I've really played anything else.
I hate 4p haha
For some reason I can defeat 2500's all day in 4P be it FFA or teams
I think I might be like low-key 4p savant lmao 🤣 of all the useless things
BRB turning on PC been chilling with my phone
I don't know if I have voice permissions or not but if you want to try later sometime we could study group it.
Just did a few on chess.com I have diamond membership, although that other website seems good too.
who wants to play me\
Hey!! What's up
Same
?
username
Djdjsjdfj
rq wait
hi
hi
hi
hey milady
CHAT UNITY SAID I HAVE NICE PLUMP THIGHS
correct
U ACTUALLY SENT HIM??
huh?
oh lmao
yes he did send me that and yes i did send him pics and if anyone here wants any dm me
Agree
Dahlia first
Oopsie you cant ban me if i leave first
me fr
Average Just Joined sentence
bro cant spell my name right
too many letters 😦
What tha sigma
I was told not to say "erm whata sigma" because it's so brain-rotted. im not saying it.
erm what the sigma
i haven't done anything wrong (yet)
yo you run xc
hi sup weird chat
Cheese
@echo niche why blacklist?
Hi

who are you?
More like who are you?
blocked
if you dont know me, then you dont know yourself
We have 3 common friends lol
Just a normal chess player
Sometimes I play well
Sometimes I play horribly
You?
just a normal chess player who doesn't accept friend requests from strangers like you
Just a smol bean owo. :3
Damn i gotta test my luck too
Aww
Was expecting a jumpscare
Hoped for an femboy bunny 😔
Wild
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sus link
Ok i buy
Two airplane
Thank you for supporting my tiny tavern.
Can i buy a kids meal tho?
"If i had a clone would you still like me or my clone?"
SOMEONE FKING END ME RN💀
ok
Hi
Dawg wtf
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
it's a famous weeb quote
My bad bro

Long time no see
maybe
can someone make me a thumbnail
hi
hi (with rizz)
grass😔🙏
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chicken first. Else, the egg on its own wouldn't hatch
Nein!
Sup chat
no
sup
me
Guys I can't see 😭😭😭
i might have unintentionally taken a 2 hour sleep again
Hi 👋
Itd on your arm
Itd
Yeh
how did bro take ultra hd 16k celestial cam photo
Chicken for sure
Better when its dead
Queenie still exists
No
Iphone 14 pro max
True but it ran away💀
i honestly just wanna take photos using digital cameras
Get a polaroid x
digital cameras are better
sup
For your 14 viewers
Behind you
Hello
Thank sooperman
np fish :)
Me
Put my bro back in da water
@fervent comet what kind of fly is this
crane fly
You saw from up
i think
Cheated ahh
where?
i do not see it
This one
hmmmm
it is moth i think
idk the name tho
i am not that good with knowing insects tbh
WHAT is it
Ok quick info about crane flies
They are larvae for around 2-3 years
When they are larvae they eat alot to gain energy
When they become full adults they dont have mouths so no food, they only live for 4 weeks when adults, they only try to mate lay eggs energy runs out, they die.
Lil bro smoking💀
it is a stick it think lol
atleast they do not die lonely
it is a bearcat or a binturong
Ok i didnt know
Well the one in my room might the windows are locked
LOL
Does exist in NA or in asia
asia i think
They look friendly
So a raccoon but even more disgusting 😭
basically
Y'all Steven Armstrong is trying to become mayor 💀
real
The quote under his name translates to Let's kick all Weiner suckers it from this country💀
I expected to quote ' Nanomachines son '
okapi
A country full of straight men? Sounds good
Good job
Btw why English speaker pronounce my first name Micah if it is Micu
ok bye
True non straight people still not allowed in Romania rn from what ik
same
gm
@grim edge whut is this
gyatt which fairy chess piece is this
it is a okapi
does it move similar to the camel
why is it getting more HD by the week
rare alte w
not really
This is the Chess.com profile of dahliaxchess. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 833 (peak)
Blitz: 592 (608 peak)
Bullet: 584 (peak)
it walks like a giraffe
833 rapid so good
2 more win in blitz and im at my peak
oh i was referring to the XXL chess piece lol
lol ok
Dahlia is that u in cc pfp ?
Thats me Uwu
😔
😔
Adelynn remember the gartic session xD ?
thank you, liya. my ever supportive friend
it wasnt even fun and it was a month ago
if you don't have anything better to talk about don't speak to me
If yes ya got big forehead
is liya in ur basement ?
XD u angry
dahlia forehead friday is a thing
*cage
happy femboy friday
pluh
or is it saturday
Like 1 n a half palms
can we all not talk about my forehead, please?
ok
i need cuddles 😔
me to you for sending that gif
i think mods have signed a new rule that they go "do not disturb" on weekends
bruh competitive slapping has gotta be one of the worst sports
See a pattern here?
true
average gotham chess content
theres like absolutely no upside 
brain damage :)
Almost every single one has magnus
gothamch*ss 🤮
@lament jacinth hows your Saturday going?
REAL
or hikaru
Fr
GET OUT
the "face vomiting" emoji is too disgusting to be used by me
hamter
We should do a battle royal
chinchillas live longer are better
ik
😔
real
chinchillas live up to 10 years hamsters live like a 2 years
chinchillas look better to imo
shrews>
Tho he pretty unique considering his reactions to some chess moves
no
what is this


