how many people here are from india?
#💬〡general-off-topic
coral moth
nocturne elk
at least 69
warm spindle
Good one bro.
cursive pawn
Good one bro.
Hi
cinder zenith
amber mural
Hey
viscid scaffold
Yes
merry hare
Hi
grim edge
fervent comet
real
i am still alive btw
break down like diamond
tbh ik islam was winning and i knew it was gonna be a hard fight for him
because he is pretty good
dustin i mean
i see 👹
hearty glacier
ima loop it for an hour or 2
outer ermine
you are goated!
grim edge
Awww Will! Thanks! How's your week going?
outer ermine
Awww Will! Thanks! How's your week going?
Doing okay, lot of work. In the office right now, procrastinating with making compliments to u
lol
grim edge
I like that I'm on your priority list lmao
neon garden
hearty glacier
Awww Will! Thanks! How's your week going?
hey dhalia
have u been practising sword fighting?
only way to explain that hairline
outer ermine
I like that I'm on your priority list lmao
Always
trail prism
man the tax rate per payout from your job in romania is 42%
grim edge
have u been practising sword fighting?
Lol I have not. I've been keeping my cool lately.
hearty glacier
man the tax rate per payout from your job in romania is 42%
not really , if it's like the general european tax system it depends on how much u make per year
42% is when ur yearly income is above 50k
trail prism
42% is when ur yearly income is above 50k
true
hearty glacier
and even then they don't take 20K of the 50 , they take 25% on the first 20k and then 30% from the 20 to 50k and anything above 50k they start cutting 40-45%
trail prism
which applies in our case
hearty glacier
so let's say u make 100K , they take somewhere between 20-30 k i think not sure about the calculations
hearty glacier
https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921
smash
neon garden
That's ridiculous
trail prism
so let's say u make 100K , they take somewhere between 20-30 k i think not sure ...
this how it looks for us
hearty glacier
this how it looks for us
yeah what i explained is the marginal tax rate i think
trail prism
yeah what i explained is the marginal tax rate i think
ye
fervent comet
https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921
stop it
trail prism
anyways would 50$ per hour be good ?
flat berry
this how it looks for us
wut is that
hearty glacier
still they are eating away at ur money , my friend went to qatar he makes double his old salary just because he have to pay minimal tax
trail prism
wut is that
something
hearty glacier
anyways would 50$ per hour be good ?
that's a crazy salary in romania no?
fervent comet
This aged well
hearty glacier
where i live (italy) i think 50/h is specialized doctor salary (as in a guy with 12 years of studying...)
trail prism
where i live (italy) i think 50/h is specialized doctor salary (as in a guy with...
oh
fervent comet
maybe in around 30-35
it is in italy so u still make decent money
trail prism
now depends on the job
trail prism
it is in italy so u still make decent money
ye that goes to 80k per year of smth like that ?
hearty glacier
it is in italy so u still make decent money
not really , italy is fuked up
trail prism
cuz 50 would mean 100k+
fervent comet
not really , italy is fuked up
not as bad as pakistan
trail prism
not as bad as pakistan
true...
we got a lot of pakistan people in romania working for food delivering companies
hearty glacier
well yeh but generally if u want to have a family in italy both u and ur spouse have to work full time and even then ull be barely above mid-poverty line
trail prism
or working on working sites
fervent comet
we got a lot of pakistan people in romania working for food delivering companies
pakistanis either make it and go to like uk canada or usa or they struggle in east europe ;)
trail prism
pakistanis either make it and go to like uk canada or usa or they struggle in ea...
If I would've been more patriotic I would've said central xD
fervent comet
lol
trail prism
we got some really patriotic people here
fervent comet
pakistan is pretty patriotic (but alot of people are still leaving the country)
trail prism
ye makes sense
hearty glacier
a lot of my friends went to germany , uk post college and some went to middle east (qatar , dubai ...)
silver pelican
a lot of my friends went to germany , uk post college and some went to middle ea...
which ones found more success?
trail prism
a lot of my friends went to germany , uk post college and some went to middle ea...
a lot of people from romania ( gypisies most ) go to spain , germany , italy. In spain for picking strawberies
warped shore
pakistan is pretty patriotic (but alot of people are still leaving the country)
well i hope Pakistan becomes a really safe and financially well country the current situation in Pakistan isn't good
fervent comet
stats
hearty glacier
which ones found more success?
the middle east ones , since low tax
they making big cash
trail prism
We got a joke here that if u do not pass highschool ya go to spain to pick strawberies
fervent comet
well i hope Pakistan becomes a really safe and financially well country the curr...
the country is pretty safe tbh but the economy not so much
silver pelican
they making big cash
waht do they do
fervent comet
the country is pretty safe tbh but the economy not so much
just do not go to karachi :)
if u go to karachi there is a high chance u lose ur phone wallet or smth
hearty glacier
waht do they do
one is hmm idk what it's called something like ''electric engineering'' , he do maintenance on big machines
trail prism
if u go to karachi there is a high chance u lose ur phone wallet or smth
higher chance in romania
hearty glacier
another is a nurse
fervent comet
higher chance in romania
hmm idk possible
trail prism
hmm idk possible
not possible i can guarantee
warped shore
the country is pretty safe tbh but the economy not so much
well if only the people of Pakistan chosen a better president imran khan was a great man he tried his best well
silver pelican
one is hmm idk what it's called something like ''electric engineering'' , he do ...
alright man best of luck to both of them
trail prism
one of my classmates lost liek 100$ in one week cuz someone was stealling from her when she when no one was in classroom
fervent comet
well if only the people of Pakistan chosen a better president imran khan was a g...
yes but the people need to make themselves better to and think
hearty glacier
well if only the people of Pakistan chosen a better president imran khan was a g...
well all 3rd world countries are more or less politically damaged/controlled by USA / Stronger Powers
warped shore
if u go to karachi there is a high chance u lose ur phone wallet or smth
well lol it's a common thing in some countries soo yeah i guess some countries have this specific area that is bad
fervent comet
people just blame the Prime ministers but keep doing corruption themselves
or getting favours and bribery ig
fervent comet
well lol it's a common thing in some countries soo yeah i guess some countries h...
yes lol
hearty glacier
look at Israel how is it so rich they barely have any self sustenance , while Syria got destroyed while it was rich in resources and had a huge economy . (shadow people controlling the world)
slate owl
mrow
fervent comet
look at Israel how is it so rich they barely have any self sustenance , while Sy...
syria iraq iran yemen afganistan etc
hearty glacier
meow
fervent comet
libya
slate owl
no sch*ol tmr 😎
fervent comet
no sch*ol tmr 😎
YEA CAUSE HOLIDAYS
warped shore
yes but the people need to make themselves better to and think
idk why they didn't see what imran khan did for them Pakistan would've Been a very financially independent and developed country but sadly in this time it's still not developed much the electricity problems there is soo much that needs to be fixed there
hearty glacier
syria iraq iran yemen afganistan etc
yep , the part of the middle east that show support/subserviant to Usa ect... like saudi and qatar are now richer than ever, more secure than ever and super low political corruption it aint a coincidence
fervent comet
yes
warped shore
look at Israel how is it so rich they barely have any self sustenance , while Sy...
sigh indeed
fervent comet
idk why they didn't see what imran khan did for them Pakistan would've Been a ve...
yes hopefully the time comes soon when pakistan develops
warped shore
yes hopefully the time comes soon when pakistan develops
inshallah
hearty glacier
ok i ain't gonna loop it anymore
it's starting to hurt my ears
someone gib me another song recomendation
warped shore
it's starting to hurt my ears
are you okay buddy
hearty glacier
are you okay buddy
i sent a song here and been looping it for like 20 times
warped shore
someone gib me another song recomendation
yeah well i can't help you with that because i don't really listen to music soo yeah
fervent comet
someone gib me another song recomendation
brb
hearty glacier
yeah well i can't help you with that because i don't really listen to music soo ...
warped shore
https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-dj-cat-jam-cat-jamming-gif-25443810
lol
worn iceBOT
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warped shore
lol a saudi arabia song huh
fervent comet
lol a saudi arabia song huh
it is in english dw
warped shore
i live in saudi bro
hearty glacier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faV9DkKf5bI
lmao
hearty glacier
fervent comet
STARTED IN DESERt
warped shore
pakistani song writers trying english :)
that was indeed a funny song in a good way
well they tired their best lol
fervent comet
lol
warped shore
yeah well i can understand the song somehow
wise mortar
fervent comet
https://tenor.com/view/capibara-gif-22235175
W
fervent comet
https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921
Common der alte L
solemn crater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faV9DkKf5bI
he came so many times in september 🔥
neon garden
Morning ya'll.
wise mortar
neon garden
❤️
spice idol
tidal gazelle
it means iam laughing its just weird gen z things
neon garden
o.O I don't even know my generation.
I'm twenty eight where's that put me?
I know I'm the year ahead of milenial...
dire cargo
How about 1975?
Boomer
trail prism
I completed a 7h course in 20m 
dire cargo
I completed a 7h course in 20m <:HYPERS:1066571424715776030>
What did u learn?
trail prism
What did u learn?
html ( already knew it )
dire cargo
How to speed run I assume
trail prism
I assume u finished up just the tags
Elements and Structures, Tables, Forms, Semantic HTML
trail prism
Codecademy
dire cargo
Codecademy
Ah theirs
trail prism
Went on a run with a friend who can complete first
dire cargo
Went on a run with a friend who can complete first
OK so u didn't learn anything
tulip lichen
someone gib me another song recomendation
n words in paris
trail prism
OK so u didn't learn anything
ye xD
trail prism
anyways didnt need that course already know how to use html
dire cargo
n words in paris
"Ball so hard" (mods it's the lyrics)
dire cargo
anyways didnt need that course already know how to use html
What about css?
trail prism
What about css?
I know how to use it too
dire cargo
Js?
trail prism
that is prett hard atm
dire cargo
I know how to use it too
Nice
trail prism
learning it
dire cargo
that is prett hard atm
I see... I need to do that lol
trail prism
gonn atake a course in the summer to get a diploma
dire cargo
Alr
trail prism
like in 2 months i think
dire cargo
Hmm
dire cargo
Sure lol
trail prism
this is a simple example
`>+++++++++[<++++++++>-]<.>+++++++[<++++>-]<+.+++++++..+++.[-]
++++++++[<++++>-] <.>+++++++++++[<++++++++>-]<-.--------.+++
.------.--------.[-]>++++++++[<++++>- ]<+.[-]++++++++++.`
tough schooner
grim edge
brainfu** seems more fun
piet >>>>>
trail prism
piet >>>>>
Assembly >> Pascal >>
viscid jacinth
brainfu** seems more fun
Brainfugd
fleet scroll
1995-2010 is gen z
gen z is after 1996, not 1995
grim edge
gen z is after 1996, not 1995
blergh :p
fleet scroll
:3
grim edge
🧀
grim edge
@fleet scroll happy hetero awesomeness month
I just learend about that month celebration alot of bars are promoting it here
@lost ferry what did you call me
grim edge
@fervent comet I need my coffee right now. Thanks! Also, inform Jesse that her presentation today was moved to Friday same time.
wise mortar
<@760367703771840515> I need my coffee right now. Thanks! Also, inform Jesse tha...
Ms. Dahlia our CEO wants you in his office right now.
grim edge
In a minute. im getting my coffee right now.
wise mortar
Now.
grim edge
Nope. He knows my schedule. We already had a conversation about it. He can wait.
grim edge
hearty glacier
That's how it should be dahlia
Show the boss who's boss
He can't fire u if u fire urself
grim edge
irl, my knees would shake if the ceo would ask to see me
strong mural
hello ayush
zealous glen
irl, my knees would shake if the ceo would ask to see me
im sure bastuwu asked to vc a lot
grim edge
two big, juicy balls
fleet scroll
are you ok bro
radiant frost
irl, my knees would shake if the ceo would ask to see me
what can he do
grim edge
you tell me
stable perch
grim edge
i'd use a mix of mayonnaise and ketchup
severe mauve
#FixTF2
compact mantle
French fries should be served without a dip sauce
stable perch
fleet scroll
I don't think I've ever dipped french fries in hot sauce, but that actually sounds tasty
slate owl
dire cargo
grim edge
dire cargo
https://tenor.com/view/djokovic-hang-up-djokovic-hang-up-phone-novak-phone-nole-...
Cold
grim edge
Two goats of sports, Ronaldo and Djokovic
slate owl
they just give you 5 rating points no matter how hard the puzzle was when u get it right
and they take away 2 million for a single wrong move
😭
vestal turret
No stop calling me deddy I'm not your deddy😡
nocturne elk
they just give you 5 rating points no matter how hard the puzzle was when u get ...
bro spending too much time lol
slate owl
No stop calling me deddy I'm not your deddy😡
yes you are and you should pay your child support now
nocturne elk
and they take away 2 million for a single wrong move
lichess is worse tbh
slate owl
i mean they take away like 30 points lol
if you get an easy one wrong then sure
grim edge
lichess is worse tbh
nocturne elk
if you get an easy one wrong then sure
it was a puzzle at my rating i think
nocturne elk
<:burritocat:890268974930100254>
grim edge
lichessbetter💯
nocturne elk
nuh uh
grim edge
@slate owl listen your pfp looks similar to a anime character from Classroom of the elite
If she had cat ears it'd be the same thing literally
slate owl
i dont watch anime
torpid lintel
they just give you 5 rating points no matter how hard the puzzle was when u get ...
It gives me 11+ but I don't care how much it gives :)
I like puzzles
nocturne elk
speed bonus
torpid lintel
And rating will follow
nocturne elk
Oh yah.
I use like 5 sec or something 😅
grim edge
nice try fed agent not today
almost got me tho nice try fed
neon garden
Trying to find new music..
nocturne elk
grim edge
Trying to find new music..
i discovered a silly and cool band yesterday. click my profile to see the band. im listening to them rn
neon garden
Ya'll heard this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatr_2MstrI @grim edge Sure.
That's a sort of awkward title haha, @grim edge But I'll listen after this song
grim edge
Ya'll heard this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aatr_2MstrI <@4562265777981358...
i know this song
dire cargo
Two goats of sports, Ronaldo and Djokovic
grim edge
Trying to find new music..
Mazzy Star, Dinosaur Jr, Burzum, Del the Funky Homosapien, GG Allin, DJ Shadow, Taylor Swift, Gwar, REM, Dave Matthews, Cradle of Filth
neon garden
Hmm I tried finding them on youtube, this them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sElE_BfQ67s
I mean I know REM.
neon garden
Mazzy star is great.
grim edge
neon garden
Will do. @grim edge
grim edge
Hmm I tried finding them on youtube, this them? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
this is my status right now... "got the music in you baby, tell me why" lmao
neon garden
@grim edge Tell me why! lol
grim edge
You've been locked in here forever
And you just can't say goodbye'
another line i like is this: "Come out and haunt me
I know you want me"
neon garden
Litteraly just heard that part as you wrote it.
grim edge
this bar near me is doing free beer tongiht for hetero awesomeness month but im not drinking
i havent drank since cinco de mayo
neon garden
I don't drink.
grim edge
i usually drink 5 or 6t days a week
neon garden
I smoke.
grim edge
here my fave from ocean alley https://youtu.be/QKvH6QcVYQU?si=nNtikHBkROa-0y4g
zinc cosmos
guys how to check whether a person is a chess.com staff of not
@half wagon can u check whether this guy a chess.com staff or not plz
neon garden
I'll be right back have to check emails etc.
outer sage
Sup chat
grim edge
yes
rocky vale
is this guy an official chess.com staff
No, they gave him the role for april fools and forgot to take it back
outer sage
Sup chat!?!!!!!
compact mantle
💀
iron barn
Whoever dosent get 100% from this must be borderline deaf
slate owl
Sup chat!?!!!!!
hewo
slate owl
what i do
compact mantle
Whoever dosent get 100% from this must be borderline deaf
I might need to try this
slate owl
skull
slate owl
well i dont
slate owl
i might have forgotten a :3
iron barn
Idk if its any good
zinc cosmos
No, they gave him the role for april fools and forgot to take it back
bruh say man plz
zinc cosmos
is this guy an official chess.com staff
@clear sequoia ? is this a chess.com official staff member?
pzl say sry for ping
slate owl
https://tonedeaftest.com/
this literally tests if ur deaf thats crazy
outer sage
https://tonedeaftest.com/
I am 75%💀
clear sequoia
is this guy an official chess.com staff
zinc cosmos
Yes. Anyone with a green pawn after their name on chess.com (hover over it to co...
so he's a trusted staff ryt?
clear sequoia
so he's a trusted staff ryt?
Yes, he is trusted staff.
zinc cosmos
ok thnx
iron barn
this literally tests if ur deaf thats crazy
It dosent test for hearing loss
It dosent test super high frequencies
outer sage
Whoever dosent get 100% from this must be borderline deaf
😭😭😭
iron barn
I dont play any instruments btw
outer sage
Whoever dosent get 100% from this must be borderline deaf
50 Tabs 💀💀💀
iron barn
Or sing
iron barn
50 Tabs 💀💀💀
Nearly all of them are redundant i just forget to close them
outer sage
What is bro doing
outer sage
Nearly all of them are redundant i just forget to close them
Ok
Imma retake da test real quick
compact mantle
Power move
iron barn
Imma retake da test real quick
Aight
outer sage
Do u play any instruments? I hope not
No
stuck kestrel
no mercy
slate owl
iron barn
Thats how my paper be looking like after math or physics
iron barn
never took physics
Im only in high school so its not hard
grim edge
Maybe you're just smart.
grim edge
I took and failed math several times so
outer sage
Thats how my paper be looking like after math or physics
Relatable
iron barn
Maybe you're just smart.
I do love physics but not many people are failing the class
I mean there was 1 question on the physics test about astronomy where it wasnt in the textbook
But i knew it
It was asking to explain what supernovae are
grim edge
Ugh,
stuck kestrel
Thats how my paper be looking like after math or physics
this is literally what i did.
Its so messy and ive crossed out so much
grim edge
How do you explain a supernova?
Like just a star that's collapsing in on itself right?
iron barn
How do you explain a supernova?
A supernova is when a star runs out of fuel and the nuclear fusion reactions can no longer hold up the star, so it collapses under its own weight into a incredibly violent explosion
stuck kestrel
everyone knows what supernovae are
grim edge
lmao'
iron barn
everyone knows what supernovae are
True
bright prairie
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1111350377925836830/...
wow
i'd buy nitro for that cat
bright prairie
is this guy an official chess.com staff
yes and he is really nice
slate owl
i'd buy nitro for that cat
outer sage
Even 35/36 is concerning
I got 31
bright prairie
https://tenor.com/view/gift-me-nitro-aubrey-omori-gif-24695533
are you a women
slate owl
are you a women
almost
outer sage
Even 35/36 is concerning
Btw the section B was hard
slate owl
i mean if hes not heard any music
iron barn
Btw the section B was hard
I think i've taken a WAY harder test before
Ill try to look for it
bright prairie
Car
slate owl
its a doggy stoobid
bright prairie
You need to enter your card numbers
outer sage
https://www.themusiclab.org/quizzes/td
Ok
grim edge
I have tinitus I know I'm tone deaf.
iron barn
Yeah this is not easy
grim edge
I hear loud ringing noises. Basically tinitius. For those who don't know.
stuck kestrel
I hear loud ringing noises. Basically tinitius. For those who don't know.
u cant listen to songs?
outer sage
What did u get?
Uhh
iron barn
Uhh
So what did u get?
I could tell they were different i just couldnt tell if it was up or down
uncut shore
Easy test (I'm a musician)
fleet scroll
At first i got 25 but i wasn't focused
first try
I got 2 64th tone and 1 32nd tone wrong
iron barn
Easy test (I'm a musician)
I havent ever taken any music classes
fleet scroll
I have a teeny tiny bit of tinnitus from working a factory job
but it has minimal impact overall
slate owl
eeper
fleet scroll
I havent ever taken any music classes
did you wear headphones
grim edge
https://www.themusiclab.org/quizzes/td
I don't want to take the test. It does not make sense for I only hear what I want to hear.
iron barn
did you wear headphones
Yeah
fleet scroll
yeah I'm in my office lol
there's a little background noise from devices running but not much
viscid jacinth
Let me do it with no volume
bright prairie
I don't want to take the test. It does not make sense for I only hear what I wan...
Hiiii
grim edge
@stuck kestrel I could hear alright it's just random times I hear a high pitched noise.
It's fairly common I'm told
oak cliff
I'm unmuted for my birthday :D
fleet scroll
I'm unmuted for my birthday :D
happy birthday
sweet yoke
I'm unmuted for my birthday :D
happy bday!
cursive pawn
@warm spindle one of my friends needs math help
But he is too ignorant to get math help
He got 10% on math test and says i dont need help💀
warm spindle
He got 10% on math test and says i dont need help💀
Baller.
cursive pawn
They did ask whether or not you could. Which is a yes or no question.
He is not happy
warm spindle
What a silly goose.
peak fog
I suck im B2 in english
jovial sphinx
I am kind of scared
I think I am experiencing something similar to deja vu
I have been dreaming things that can possibly preditc things in the future
Some happened to me while I was playing games and it happened inside a game
I feel familiar with it
I have been experincing ever since around 2022 or 2023
I never experienced it today
wise mortar
Unban me
grim edge
Hi
grim edge
I am kind of scared
you dont even exist
you are my hallucination
Rania
😭😭😭😭
Hru
elden ring is biggest disappointment in gaming history
🙂
Oh
either that or duke nukem forever
dark souls 1-3 bloodborne were so cohesive
i beat horse guy
Wahhaahahaha
you just dodged he was easy
It's crazy
Nvm
Im crazy
thorny scaffold
i see dead people
orchid crown
My name is Skyler white yo,
orchid crown
i see dead people
You good my guy
thorny scaffold
You good my guy
grim edge
i see dead people
stop sniffing gold dust
thorny scaffold
stop sniffing gold dust
orchid crown
<:Starege:1078430335341187153>
😭
orchid crown
stop sniffing gold dust
lmaoo
thorny scaffold
its a lyric from a song
thorny loom
BOYS
thorny scaffold
orginally from a horror movie or smth
thorny loom
how we doin
orchid crown
What arrist
thorny scaffold
What arrist
Kdot
orchid crown
how we doin
Hiya mod
lament jacinth
Erm
thorny loom
I heard a rumor there might be a mod amongst us
grim edge
b-b-boys boys..do boys fall in love?
thorny scaffold
I heard a rumor there might be a mod amongst us
among us
thorny loom
so watch out, personally that HK pfp wouldn't trust him
thorny scaffold
so watch out, personally that HK pfp wouldn't trust him
hk fun tho
orchid crown
Boys don't cryy
thorny loom
b-b-boys boys..do boys fall in love?
depends on the boy
lament jacinth
Hola
thorny loom
HOLLOW KNIGHT IS GOATED
thorny scaffold
you 112 percent it Prince?
thorny loom
What would I rather do grind to 112 percent? or keep losing chess games till i get kicked out of the 2k club hard to say? I lost 2100 again
no
im 106
percent
thorny scaffold
you gotta do that my guy
thorny loom
i haven't done grim stuff or panetheons
orchid crown
Is hollow knight good
thorny scaffold
Is hollow knight good
orchid crown
I've never played
thorny scaffold
play it rn
thorny loom
If I had to remove chess or HK from the timeline bye bye chess
thorny loom
i got a new pc
orchid crown
play it rn
Sure but i cant atm
thorny scaffold
Sure but i cant atm
you have to not an option
orchid crown
i got a new pc
Cool what type
thorny loom
but most my progress was on the old one still steam backed up the saves but haven't got used to playing on this one yet
ASUS
orchid crown
you have to not an option
Aw man
grim edge
i got a new pc
send us a pic
thorny loom
bit rusty with gaming generally
thorny loom
pre built
thorny scaffold
nice
thorny loom
i got no idea how to make a pc fam lol
thorny scaffold
lol its not too bad
thorny loom
thorny scaffold
rip
thorny loom
and i don't work in IT ._.
thorny scaffold
lmao
thorny loom
sometimes i say a joke that is a bit to specific to me
ive definitely said in passing before "the only family member i have a crush on is my older sister." seeing as im the oldest of my siblings i think it's just a funny thing to say but i said that joke to someone who didn't know i was the oldest in my family
and they were mortified
thorny scaffold
lmao
thorny loom
the joke is i don't have an older sister
grim edge
ohhhh
thorny loom
if i did i wouldn't make the joke silly
thorny loom
sweet home alabama?
my brother sings that sometimes
he was trying to evangelize chess academy shit was wild yesterday i couldn't get him out on CC dc would have just muted my siblings are all younger and a lil bit crazy my brother is such a church boy
grim edge
my brother sings that sometimes
Where the skies are so blue
thorny loom
yeah i gotchu guys, also i hung out on the HK dc the other day
and people started talking about chess
and I was like WOOO ratings?!
and they were like 800 and I was like im 2100, (which yesterday i was not anymore rip)
and they didn't know me so they thought i was just bullshitting so i share my screen and casually beat a 2300 rapid player
it was crazy
outer sage
Don't hate anyone.
😁
thorny scaffold
ok
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/111283268703
thorny loom
but he was when we played he was only 2289 after
thorny scaffold
does anyone here plat mtg?
compact mantle
ive definitely said in passing before "the only family member i have a crush on ...
Huh💀
lament jacinth
LALALA
compact mantle
This is the chess server right
umbral wind
aha guys i have a crush on my older sister
i dont have an older sister thats the joke ha..ha..ha..ha
compact mantle
what in the degenerate
Ong I never questioned someone’s humour before this, but now I’m starting to think there might have to be a boundary between humour and just some crazy shit💀
lament jacinth
This is the chess server right
Never has been
thorny scaffold
i dont think bro is fighting off the allegations
umbral wind
Ong I never questioned someone’s humour before this, but now I’m starting to thi...
this is just straight up crazy shit 💀
compact mantle
i dont think bro is fighting off the allegations
I think bro is just turning himself in at this point
lament jacinth
😭😭😭
compact mantle
this is just straight up crazy shit 💀
Ong, he making the stereotype for mods rather accentuated
pallid stream
grim edge
Wagwan
compact mantle
Wagwan
Moon club is a better place to chat that’s wagwan
This server’s gone to shit💀
grim edge
Moon club is clowning some people on here so I thought I might as well lose some braincells
Where are all the 500s with idiotic takes
sigh
compact mantle
Moon club is clowning some people on here so I thought I might as well lose some...
Yeah just scroll up for 2 seconds you’ll lose enough
compact mantle
Where are all the 500s with idiotic takes
Dw it’s not abt chess
grim edge
Yeah just scroll up for 2 seconds you’ll lose enough
I remember telling a 500 he was wrong about something and he hit up my dms and asked me for feet pic
Cc server is not for the weak
compact mantle
I remember telling a 500 he was wrong about something and he hit up my dms and a...
Somehow that doesn’t surprise me
compact mantle
Cc server is not for the weak
Actually, it’s pretty much crowded by them
grim edge
Somehow that doesn’t surprise me
I've seen it all on here
Arrogant 500s
Blatant cheaters
Simp mods
Random cool guy every once in a while
compact mantle
Yeah that’s an accurate summary
grim edge
- simping whenever anything that resembles a girl comments on the server
You could have a Barbie pfp and I bet you would get friend requests
compact mantle
🤣
grim edge
I wish I was joking bro I just don't wanna name names 😭
compact mantle
Yeah yk, adolescents
grim edge
I wonder how it is to volunteer to waste your time modding such communities
compact mantle
I wonder how it is to volunteer to waste your time modding such communities
Well the mods are part of the trouble clearly lol
grim edge
Sitting in a computer watching people talk shit about you and the mod stereotype must be fun
coral quartz
E4 or c4
thorny scaffold
yeah idk if i would mo-d unless im getting paid
thorny scaffold
seems like a allota work for not that much pay off
coral quartz
Pick one
grim edge
seems like a allota work for not that much pay off
0 pay idk why they do this
coral quartz
Thanks
grim edge
hearty glacier
https://open.spotify.com/track/5cF0dROlMOK5uNZtivgu50?si=VvZRO3hER3S_4_Oc4vHZmw&...
hallow crater
grim edge
Lets play brodr
silent quest
Finally the TO is over
outer sage
should chess.com introduce a rating of 0?
Yeah
lament jacinth
Hola
restive storm
RUN AWAYYYY
I have question
lament jacinth
I have answer
restive storm
I have answer
It refers to the last thing we talked to each other about in dms
Want to talk here or there
lament jacinth
It refers to the last thing we talked to each other about in dms
Want to talk he...
Ask in dms ill answer a bit later
restive storm
nope
covert cosmos
lime lava
zealous glen
Omfg
I was watching yt, dropped my phone on the screen, and when i picked it up the video was showimg a broken screen
Scarier than dahila's forehead
zealous glen
hush little boy
U just gonna ignore me like that
grim edge
I was watching yt, dropped my phone on the screen, and when i picked it up the v...
ok, two seconds attention
zealous glen
ok, two seconds attention
Yay
warm spindle
grim edge
hump day?
zealous glen
Sadly not making fun of dahila's forehead dau
zealous glen
Gotta wait 1 more day for that
warm spindle
Over there!
fleet scroll
@zealous glen it used to celebrate LGBT liberation and whatnot, but now it's basically just a corporate pandering month
all these corporations pretending they support lgbt people but if you check their middle east or russia logos, they don't add rainbows. either you support lgbt or you don't, and they're clearly showing they don't
zealous glen
<@1200847773973614654> it used to celebrate LGBT liberation and whatnot, but now...
Now literally no one except for twitter cares about it
And no one outside twitter cares for twitter
fleet scroll
then other people get mad every month because they whine about "wahh why can't I have a straight pride month" as if there are 500+ laws being proposed and/or passed trying to remove their rights
zealous glen
then other people get mad every month because they whine about "wahh why can't I...
No one talking bout the man's mental health month
fleet scroll
No one talking bout the man's mental health month <:Sadge:754408587735859331>
it was added like 25 years after june was already pride month 
zealous glen
all these corporations pretending they support lgbt people but if you check thei...
Only 2 good things come out of pride month, trolling on twitter, and opera gx on twitter
fleet scroll
there is some good awareness raised
but like, most of the problems come from lawmakers
zealous glen
it was added like 25 years after june was already pride month <:Shrugdge:1066572...
Unpopular take, which idk why no one agrees with me on
Mods dont ban me, lemme finish first
fleet scroll
I think it's just an unfortunate overlap
zealous glen
It would be better if lgbt people wouldnt exist, if everyone was straight
It causes a lot of social problems
Mental problemem for people in the lgbt community
zealous glen
It would be the best if people were more acceptant
grim edge
I don't think it causes to many social issues.
Relative to a certain type of person perhaps.
fleet scroll
christians in america believe they're being persecuted because they have to serve gay people. Should christianity in america not be allowed to exist because it causes social problems?
zealous glen
christians in america believe they're being persecuted because they have to serv...
Common misconcteption
grim edge
No one forcing them to live there.
zealous glen
Im not talking about it allowing it
fleet scroll
you can't cite bigots bullying people unfortunately. Another stat they try to use is when they say "children with gay parents are more likely to be bullied at school, so gay couples shouldn't be allowed to adopt"
zealous glen
No one forcing them to live there.
...money???? Family????
fleet scroll
but the kids are only bullied BECAUSE they have gay parents
zealous glen
but the kids are only bullied BECAUSE they have gay parents
Im talking if gay people wouldnt exist at its core
fleet scroll
so it defeats the point of using that as an argument. bigots can't be cited for the cause of societal problems
zealous glen
No gay people would ever exist, we wouldnt known the word gay
Thats not the ideal outcome
fleet scroll
You're effectively saying "These people are stupid and intolerant. Because they get angy due to their stupidity and intolerance, it would be better if the groups they don't like didn't exist"
which is a really dumb take
zealous glen
But i knew lgbt people, that were bullies because of it, they cut themselfs, and if it could be at least one of the problems taken of their plate, im down for it
I was 11 when i saw those cuts, i still remember the exact picture, i wish at least this one thing could have been easier for them
zealous glen
I think everyone here needs a break from this.
I dont think we do, how about we bring the discussion over to dm's tho? @fleet scroll
fleet scroll
sure if you want
rugged lodge
zealous glen
You're effectively saying "These people are stupid and intolerant. Because they ...
I dont want the groups do disapeer because they dont like them, i want the people themselfs not to be that way, so they dont have to suffer trough what ive seen they suffered trough
zealous glen
I dont want the groups do disapeer because they dont like them, i want the peopl...
Respond to that in dms
nocturne elk
bright prairie
is this guy an official chess.com staff
fallen valley
Wow this chat is cringe
bright prairie
Wow this chat is cringe
my friend do not the cat
fallen valley
Have you decided what to play against the Petrov
grim edge
Wow this chat is cringe
enlighten on when it isnt
warm spindle
DeepOceanSun(e4? c5!) — Today at 4:56 PM
Wow this chat is cringe
@fallen valley(e4? c5!)
Wow this chat is cringe
Anis84 — Today at 4:59 PM
my friend do not the cat
DeepOceanSun(e4? c5!) — Today at 4:59 PM
Have you decided what to play against the Petrov
@fallen valley(e4? c5!)
Wow this chat is cringe
lpop — Today at 5:14 PM
warped shore
hmmm
grim edge
hmm?
warped shore
sigh am bored
warped shore
a silly question is that your real picture
grim edge
yeah?
warped shore
lets be bored together!
lol sure why not
warped shore
yeah you look nice i mean it
grim edge
i am nice lol
warped shore
it's not a joke hope it doesn't seem like a joke
grim edge
idk
teal dragon
You're joking right?
warped shore
ohh well
warped shore
You're joking right?
i think that's bullying joking about a person's face soo I would never and he does look great
grim edge
i got to play some chess tonight I woke up real late anyone wana go?
teal dragon
Mods!!; gettem!!
warped shore
idk why are you implying that I'm making fun of him even though I'm not
warped shore
well I'll be off then hope yall have a great day
grim edge
have a good evening?
i thought someone might want to play chess https://link.chess.com/play/XuBnqt
warped shore
well it's night here but thanks
grim edge
yes here also
warped shore
also here
grim edge
way
warped shore
au revoir
jolly belfry
split pivot
yo can someone make me feel loved
jolly belfry
yo can someone make me feel loved
restive storm
elder estuary
<a:shy:822189531771699200>
🥺
spice idol
yo can someone make me feel loved
Go far away from chess because it gives you the opposite
grim edge
yo can someone make me feel loved
all i can give is displaced anger
my only real emotion is fear
We need music.
Here's some angry stuff for you @grim edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
fleet scroll
Here's some angry stuff for you <@456226577798135808> https://www.youtube.com/wa...
I'll send you some angry stuff. One sec
grim edge
Here's some angry stuff for you <@456226577798135808> https://www.youtube.com/wa...
the music video is cringe. poor old guy cosplaying
@grim edge Yeah kind of sad not sure what to think.
fleet scroll
Here's some angry stuff for you <@456226577798135808> https://www.youtube.com/wa...
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAIX2vISe3M
it's a song about a zombie apocalypse
grim edge
I'm listening to this right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g
one of the songs I've been feeling lately
@fleet scroll It's good I don't mind them also there's a band called Ourouborous worth mentioning to you I thought.
fleet scroll
i used to listen to them some time ago
grim edge
there alright'
fleet scroll
I haven't really followed them for a while
grim edge
same, not to mention it seems the best bands like to take their time with music
fleet scroll
is that why there hasn't been a necrophagist album since 2004 😭
grim edge
I'm not sure.
I don't know if this is angry, per say but check it out @fleet scroll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsJat0XjTE
fleet scroll
sounds like standard metalcore fare
grim edge
huge fan of this style of music
fleet scroll
lemme grab you a classic I used to listen to when I was a kid
ok this song has the sickest beat drop
fleet scroll
brother lamb of god didn't even exist yet when this album came out
grim edge
great tune thanks for introducing me to it
fleet scroll
they were still burn the priest
I got another good track for you one sec
the riffs on this one are sick
actually let me find newer upload with better sound
grim edge
Sure,
fleet scroll
this one sounds better and is ironically older 💀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1g1cpd5Vw
grim edge
Pretty heavy stuff
The guitar instantly makes me think of Brian Caroll
AKA, Buckethead seriously under rated.
My favourite song.
fleet scroll
fun fact: dying fetus was on both south park and adult swim. listening to that buckethead song now
grim edge
Not sure what adult swim is I'm fairly uncultured when it comes to t.v. movies etc.
fleet scroll
night time cartoon network basically
it was a big thing when I was growing up. not sure if it still is
grim edge
Hmm, maybe it's american?
fleet scroll
yeah
grim edge
We have like teletoon here,
With all the road runner cartoons etc. I watched growing up.
fleet scroll
here's another banger from them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6OmkfubxNU
from their album released in 2000
grim edge
i'll add it to my watch later for right now I need to do some things first
fleet scroll
sure. thanks for sharing those songs
spice idol
grim edge
i found so many cute cat pics on google
slate owl
dum cat
stone sleet
cats are shit idk what people find intresting in them
grim edge
Ur shit
stone sleet
are u a cat??
snow lake
hello
stone sleet
hello
tawdry ivy
hi chat
tawdry ivy
awww
minor owl
💀
jovial vector
Someone teach me caro-kann pretty pls
flint fox
jovial vector
erm wdym
ik but I don't get it still I need someone thats good to tell me what im doing wrong lmao
fleet scroll
ik but I don't get it still I need someone thats good to tell me what im doing w...
Watch alex banzea videos
lament jacinth
Dead server as always
grim edge
Just need some balls to make it look like a Christmas wreath lmao
jovial vector
Watch alex banzea videos
looking into it rn!
slate owl
skul
restive storm
Caro Kann mid
high oasis
sicilian is best
glad canyon
Mid
vast swan
sicilian is best
sicilian is goated off the hizzy
tbh might as well main black if opponent is gonna play e4
/s
high oasis
ive always said the caro kann was overrated. too cagey and weird. sicilian is for the real man. i prefer dragon, but there’s alot of good sicilians.
warm spindle
upbeat viper
The Caro Kann is indeed mid
great
novel moat
craggy hamlet
Yo
minor spoke
The Caro Kann is indeed mid
Blunder react
fallen valley
It's not bad
And you get great positions against most players online
Undeniably, the games that I've mouseslipped c6 have always felt super easy out of the opening
But it feels like the Caro really struggles against good prep
restive storm
want to play a 3+2
ripe yew
Caro kann is goated
caro kann literally collapses against accel. panov
minor spoke
But it doesn’t
ripe yew
hold only if you know the right way to setup as black
minor spoke
If u know what ur doing
fallen valley
I've considered transposing to the Accel Panov after c4 c6
ripe yew
or else you ain't castling ever
fallen valley
Instead I've settled on c4 c6 Qa4!?
ripe yew
damn
restive storm
anyone want a 3+2
ripe yew
anyone want a 3+2
me
restive storm
ok
restive storm
@ripe yew it's sent
quiet zephyr
hi
restive storm
gg
vital pine
Hello!
quiet zephyr
this might be the funniest game on the website: https://www.chess.com/game/live/111391879855
grim edge
supple swan
spice mauve
Am 800 who wants to lose against me?
teal dragon
Imma tell the landlord to start enforcing rent.
median tangle
Am 800 who wants to lose against me?
No one
carmine kraken
yo
blazing ore
vital pine
I reached 1000 elo today!!!
vital pine
I’m Stefi Cohen
hi
cursive pawn
Ok
vital pine
ches.com server ahh
It's kinda dead (?
cursive pawn
It was just chess talk 2
Chess talk didn’t exist bruh
Chess talk is boring it’s just chess bs
lament jacinth
Chess talk didn’t exist bruh
Chess talk has been a thig longer than I was here
cursive pawn
Chess talk has been a thig longer than I was here
Useless
lament jacinth
Ive been here since February 2023
digital phoenix
cap
novel moat
cap
rocky epoch
Joined april 2024
cursive pawn
Joined april 2024
🥰
novel moat
Idk when i got here but i already want to leave
rocky epoch
Idk when i got here but i already want to leave
Crazy
silent quest
Idk when i got here but i already want to leave
Same
wise mortar
I have been here
mild apex
i was here
digital phoenix
Ive been here since 2020
cap
mild apex
cap
cursive pawn
car
uneven scroll
Wheres the free puzzles channel? Like unlimited puzzles
Oh its just daily puzzle channel?
torpid lintel
Oh its just daily puzzle channel?
Yes.
Use /puzzle
Or you can do it here. (Only you can see that)
silent quest
median tangle
Hello
pale viper
vital pine
how are you doing?
minor spoke
Chat missed me fr
primal fern
@carmine kraken @median tangle hey guys welcome to the server, please connect your account to get trusted role here. just type /connect in the server to get started 🙂
median tangle
hello
pastel verge
digital phoenix
ssssssup
austere garden
Hey chat
slate owl
tired eepy and hungy 🔥
digital phoenix
hi
digital phoenix
hi
slate owl
Has anything important happened recently 💀
vince staples dropped
austere garden
Who tf is that
austere garden
Lol
Its probably a stupid drake album or smthn since yall into that shit
“Vince staples” 🐺
slate owl
😠 i almost said a bad wordie
austere garden
Grrrr
slate owl
it be bussin frfr
slate owl
average drill listener
austere garden
average drill listener
Whats that supposed to mean
slate owl
2nd stupidest genre next to rage
thorn scarab
wsg
austere garden
2nd stupidest genre next to rage
Rage is js the inverse version of femboy
Drill is just the inverse version of born rich
wise mortar
austere garden
Hi der
slate owl
nocturne elk
Hey time outers
sounds like a movie
austere garden
Hey time outers
Nah i bribed the mods and now i cant get banned again
wise mortar
Hi locked outers
austere garden
i could fall asleep now and it's just 7pm
Ur drake ppl music puts yall to sleep 😭
slate owl
i dont listen to drake
austere garden
“Twinkle tiwnkle little star” — Drake
slate owl
anything dropped after more life is genuine trash
austere garden
i dont listen to drake
Wasn’t that you with the her loss pfp like a while ago
wise mortar
“Twinkle tiwnkle little star” — Drake
Drake to his gf’s
slate owl
Wasn’t that you with the her loss pfp like a while ago
it wasnt me 💀
or it was me but u forgot to take ur pills
upbeat viper
My application got accepted for my computer science engineering school !
echo niche
My application got accepted for my computer science engineering school !
Congrats! (Nerd)
upbeat viper
thanks (meanie)
echo niche
I do actually work in IT so I’m a nerd too and therefore no meanie
novel moat
My application got accepted for my computer science engineering school !
Skull 2200 when
silent quest
My application got accepted for my computer science engineering school !
Congratulations man
upbeat viper
Skull 2200 when
ur mom
upbeat viper
Congratulations man
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