#💬〡general-off-topic
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I forgot the match was yesterday but I put notis for it, didn't end up watching it and saw bvb got beat 2-0
Was fire
Second half was crazy
I haven't fallen in love yet, but I have experienced strong emotional attachments. I haven't met my person yet.
I literally watched a homeboy play the other day I saw 2 brilliants I made him play the game winning one
Carvajal scored then Vinicius, bvb scored a header but it was offside
I don't really watch football ngl but I won't forget how I felt when arg played France in the 2022 wc
I was at a party during the game I heard the screaming so I'm like "Oh the Real fools scored a goal"
This lil plaza wat lit with real Madrid fans
I'd say like 80% don't even know why they wear a real Madrid shirt
another trophyless season for reus
I want him to win but ig it can't happen
how do you remove the eval bar
hiya
did anyone get sent an of link?
Hey guys
I have some info about when u get an itchy throat
So yk when you get an itchy throat and u can’t scratch it
I learned how to scratch it and scratching it does NOT help
?
anyone?
Have you had an itchy throat ever in ur life?
what😀
:3
how did you get this far in life
idk
You’ve never been sick?
of course i have been sick
And ur throat doesn’t itch
offer a draw
💀
💀 im not joking
someone helpme out pls
My legs feel so sorr
just replace x with (x/2) in original equation
Just.
go with it
( x - x_1)(x - x_2) = x²-4x-3
x_3 = 2(x_1) & x_4 = 2(x_2)
(x-2(x_1))(x-2(x_2))
The rest is trivial.
Flow.
(x/2)^2-4(x/2)-3=0
is quicker
But I can treat it on my own
Sleep it off.
Nothing bad will happen.
Only good.
Maybe your brain will get bigger.
I was dashing to the toilet cuz I was shitting myself and when I was next to the corner of the doorframe I do not know why I jumped and hit it head on
😭 sounds painful
I had 500 grams of fiber today
I need a truck of rice to get that much
Actually I just found where I am bleeding from in the mirror apparently the skull not open but I scratched a 'lil' but my scalp
Apply first aid and hope you are not getting bald there
I'd like that much rice
I put alcohol 🗿
Moyai
Go to doctor so they staple it
It is perfectly centered so I can do a middle part
Nah it will close on it's own
Not first time I injured one of my heads
You sure it doesn’t need staples
Head infection sounds dangerous 💀
When I was 4 I broke the arch of my eye still got the mark and the just put a bandage and it healed 
My sister fell off the second floor when she was 7
I'd die faster and no one will miss me so what do I got to loose
That sounds like a slow painful death
Same here while working on a construction site at my grandfather's place
I am a masochist
Walking on Legos not even that painful ngl
My only regret if I die will be that I will not see the end of One Piece
Anyways considering my immunity to most infections and viruses I do not think I'll get smth
Like my immunity system is over the top
Do clean it
I used alcohol and Hydrogen peroxide
I have a genetic mutation that gives me immunity to malaria i think im stronger 😎
Good 👍
I never got sick from any flu other than simple colds once 2-3 years
Immunity to cold is mid
Immunity to malaria 😎
We aint got that in Romania
I think
Btw mosquitoes do not suck me for some reasons
Malaria exists in most of the world
Not very big in europe i think but still exists
Oh then I never heard of someone I know getting it in Romania yet
Yea its rare
Rn I got toilet paper on my head so blood get absorbed
If I go bald no biggie I was planning on shaving my head and leaving s Beard if I ever see hairline retraction
hi
Hiiii
hewo :3
Cant remember the name, but when i was a kid, my whole family got like a very popular disease, insanely high spreading, and u get like those things on your whole body, like when a mosquito bites you
My dad, mom, and sister were infected, i was with them non stop for 2 weeks, i somehow didnt, we went to the doctor to ask about it, she said it is impossible i didnt get infected, somehow my immunity is so insanely high i didnt get a single symptome
Shorter version of the story: nah id win
Very rare in europe
Oh, guess not @cursive pawn
Tf is that
Malaria in europe
Obviously asking about the website
Nih is trusted source for information
Elaborate
Its a health website sponsored by the fedral government in usa
Not a random website made by a random guy
If i tell you your mom has a huge gyatt, someone asks me how big is it, and i tell them "you can trust my eyes, i know my way around gyatts" they aint gonna get their anserw
I should have known im talking with a brainrot kid i didnt check the bio
Guys I have a problem in chess.com..
So basically it's not showing some of my friends in my friend list but when I visit their profile it says you're already friends
Sounds like chess.com
hello liya
Is there any solution?
Use lichess
Getting banned is my personality
YO LIYA

Hi
i blundered my queen in 12 moves
Blah blah blah
stop editing ur msg 😭
edited it like 4 times just decide alr
😔
ade
yes
ade
v
ade
that’s cute
milly
idc
if you say so..
Heya
hewwo
Sup car pfp

Hi Taha.
Wanna know about this server?
What you wanna do here? Just asking because there are lot of nice channel here!

give me some openings that raise my rating
Queens gambit
white
more
Or maybe play the London
for black?
As much as i hate it , its good
for meantime i play black for scandinavian or Pirc. and white is just e4
discord.gift/79bM-Rkc2-GyB3-N4dy-t6j5-7WS6
broo i can't claim
i just play that two
scandinavian or Pirc. and white e4 and then i should learn more technique in white
i will try that for black
imagine someone maining the scandi
like what could possibly lead them to that decision
Bots claim it automatically
You’re basically giving it to no one
pirc is pretty easy to play and quite solid
such a generous lil fella
do that but in my dms
same do that in my dm @honest drift
me too while you are at it
I ran out money lemme ask some from my daddy
alright thanks
:3
Hi I want to play chess
:3
Lil Putin
ayo u fr gifted a subscription?
Chicken pox ?
hi chat
Oh yeah
Or some variation of it
Nah, till like 10 years old i was barely getting sick
At anything
And the only way to get immune isnif i would have gotten it before
Ive never did
Except almost dying as a kid, month in a hospital
But that was just unluck
I almost died like 3 times before the age of 6
Bro got God as his opp😭🙏
U could say 4, but the 4th time was when i was 12
First time, i wasnt supposed to be born
I've had a few too. Every now and again I'll get a 40C fever with or without seizures xd
Doctors told my mom theres is no way she can ever get a child
But somehow, they go insanely lucky, and i made it to earth
When i was 4 we were on a lake
They were watching over me, dad turned around for 5 seconds, my mom was pretty far awau
She just saw my head go under water
She screamed to my dad who luckily was like the guy watcjing over when people r in the sea and shit
He rushed in and they took me out
Then when i was 6 i got pneumonia
Almost died, spend a month in the hospital
When i was 12 i was swimming, pretty deep, accidently got some water into my lungs and started drowning
There was this u know, thing to walk around from wood around the part u swim in in the lake
My dad was laying down with his gf
Such a main character story
He got up so fast he kicked his gilfriend in the head really badly
You mean with your mom?
And rushed to me to give me a hand
what
If he wouldnt give me the hand, i would habe probably drowned, i tried to jump in the water to catch the wood, i couldnt
I would fight for a couple more seconds, then go under water
Like actually, mf's want me dead
Im barely making it out every single time
My parents are divorced
💀bro got his priorities straight
LMAOOO
I get that man
I was scared of the water and hence was thrown in the pool to get rid of the phobia , it got even stronger
In video games, when u lose conciousness u have like this black outline around the screen
That's how i felt in that moment
So no chance we take a romantic bath?
Oh shit
💀
DAMN
DAMN BRO WHAT, RUN IT BACK
In video games you can revive yourself
Not in dayz
Y'all my head wonderfully still hurts
Well i mean u kinda can
WHO IS DELETING THOSE PEAK MESSAGES
Hit it with a brick
Already nearly cracked it in the doorframe
.- and - equals + buddy
Who wanna play some gartic phone :3
Unfortunately no
Last time it was awesome af
Garlic phone
Would u be scared of a public pool?
Shit im down for some garlic
Ye me too brb need to shit again
Eat it with some carbonara, hell yeah
You mean that time you drew..... "The incident"
I could sit out and watch 
Yeah i think thats enough of garlic for u today
XDDD want the video?
Yeah
The Drake Leak incident
...... WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING
Or the Germany 1940 threeway accident
DONT SEND DRAKE WEE WEE
Germany , interesting hmu
Want the video?
Sure
I meant the one where you drew punpun
Doing something "sus"
I didn't drew that I only got accused
I drew drake and the führer
That's better😊
This guy?
Precisely
Rasko what ya think of the art
Btw I had the best tag #0969 wish they would've not changed em
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!👍👍👍
Oh its amazing specially that wee wee
you can display your legacy tag in settings
@silent quest bro please you /profile
cap
cap
cap
cap
:3
wsp
cheater
cheater
anyone wana play n catch me cheating 👀
I was joking
nah you will lose
got a fresh cut today
and?
This is the Chess.com profile of raskalnikovs. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1375 (1445 peak)
Blitz: 1012 (1029 peak)
Bullet: 962 (1049 peak)
now i am eepy
You would never cheat pookie
anyways time for daily dose of free puzzles
I took it while stalking you 
why
you clearly took it in front of me
Already am , dont need to
how didnt i notice
Skill issue that is
900 lol
let's not rating shame please and thank you

Your rating fall down 😰
i am 100 do better
I can't able to reach 1400
I thought can we play rapid rated?
Because both of rating are same
damn rating shame?
Yk what chat
that's when you make fun of people for being lower rated
What
let's not do that please
its fun though
I might actually not grind chess and instead grind go
i mean it is funny
Cuz go is funny
wow i said the same thing lmao
Yall should try it 👁️👄👁️
i literally cant tell if this is saractic or not
Go and get a life is what my past self would say but I'm a changed man now
ur banner is crazy
Isn't that Japanese chess
@silent quest when you are ready to play ping me
Absolutely
why would you think its funny ?its not
hlo
what up with it
nothin
disgusting
important question. do I want cherry or grape flavored drink
in a drink cherry all the way
cherry it is
dead chat
rip
no
skill issue
imagine being a top chess player and being scared of go

Two whales walk in to a bar. One of them is like, "hmhmhnnnngnbrmuh"
And the other one is like, "Man, Steve, go home. You are drunk!"
Shit looks stressful
:3
you just earned a one-way ticket to blocked land
Hiya
boo
im back
Kirby?!
hellooo
Hiya
check this one out ''i became the-male-leads-adopted-daughter ''
it's pretty entertaining
last time i read an actual ''webtoon'' was during the origin of tower of god and god of highschool era
Hm sure
I used to read greek mythology web toons lol
the one with a blue/purple woman?
ohh yeh that i also used to read it
Cool
they were on the recommended page always
there's also nobless but not sure that is a webtoon
i stopped reading it after a while because i couldn't keep up with the new episodes
Oh fr?
I used to read it before it was popular lol
yep i'm talking like 3-4 years ago , the webtoon app became greedy with ads and coin locking chapters
ppl thinking everyone around them in a catfish are so delusional and dumb
I haven't even told them my gender and they assume I'm a funky man dressing up as a woman to manipulate them
True
Crazy
Pink fluffy unicrons dancing on rainbows
One way ticket to u
Ok so free knight
I'm not smart enough to see where it's going
It's crazy that children of age 8,9 and 10 are exposed to p***
But massive attack
Exactly.
@outer sage that’s when I started watching and I turned out fine
Like rxe6 kf8 qh5 g6 rxg6
That's what happened in the game btw
And the world's average age of hitting puberty is decreased by one year
Ig it's more like 1.6 something
@outer sage I am higher testosterone I remember having a poster of Pamela Anderson from baywatch in my room I like 1st grade
Can we get the whole game
How old are you?
I was 7
@outer sage 40
BRILLIANT
What now
Omg
I missed mate in 1 in the game although I won💀
How old are you now?
Lol
YEAHHHH
GOOD JOBB
U agree with my statement or not
This generation has it easier with opportunities they can work remote anywhere
Yes
How old are u
This gen just doesn’t have the work ethic and ambition
Ai is Linda taking over though
I was at 4 game losing streak and now I am at 5 game winning streak
Between 1-100
W keep going
Yo Anna Rudolph kinda likes Danny
Ok. Im 298
Gen alpha
Same lmao
Too young
😁
I am now 2000!!!!!
And gen z
Bro 💀
Man 😭 That's amazing !
But from 2100🥲
Nah cuz gen Z is the last generation who worked hard
Oh 😔 2k elo is still amazing tho
Genz work hard ?
On which planet
Are u a Climate clue
Yes
Worked hard? Eh for some that is true but majority dont
Yes
Yeah true
Yeah but still for me being 100 elo down my prime is not good🥲
My parents are boomers has side hustles before it was a thing my dad never once ate lunch out in 30 years working
Ur 2000. whats ur fide
True
Now they have like 10 million dollars
Everyone tilts you'll get better dw
Unrated
Boomers like bombers
What u think
Thanks
Gen Z spends $39 to Uber eats avocado toast
What
I am unrated
I don't play irl tourneys
Gen Z said a Döner cost 8$ LOOOOL
Inflation is going crazy
npp
Yeah what u think is ur fide rating? You played on a board before
I think my fide would be 1750
Cuz fide rated players are god level
Yeah right
What u think from the game ding vs magnus
I hate algebra
I hate gen alpha
Let me see
Aight
💀 I am talking about math
I am talking about gen
Same
Do you like algebra
No
How old are you?
Do u like ding
8
Lol
Algebra is easy what are you struggling with lol
I think it will be a draw or ding will win cuz I feel it's easier for ding to play
Ofc
Marie curie right here
Yessir thanks
Hm that looks like magnus dominance in the center idk
Give me a question and see it for yourself
Magnus might win while creating an attack
But im 1200 player so u prob right
Yeah I struggle with geometry a bit tho
SAMEEEE
Nah
You can be correct too
Right
💀
I am good with irl geometry and trajectory stuff
Im asking you to gimme a difficult question that you struggle with so I can try to solve it lol 😭
I think if Ding wins this, he get confidence back.
Oh fr? Damn
Lol ok
Samsies lol
Samsies
Frfr
Okayy
But it's likely that magnus can get a comfy position if he focuses on center rather than going for an attack
Idts
But it will end in a draw easily
Yeah
But Ding has also options ofc
No
Whatever ding does
If magnus wants
He can get a comfy position easily in 4 moves or 5 moves
Cuz the position is favoured for center play I think
Nah
I think magnus will win in Armageddon
Ye, the engine says its good for black tho
I mean last Armageddon was a draw, but ur right prob
Whats his rapid rating
Also 2800 something
I would be very suprised if Ding wins this.
Tbh
I wanna see like ding converting an endgame edge agaisnt magnus and be in form for the wc match
Yeah, would be nice
I have the theory that he‘s just focusing on the wcc and not on the Norway Chess tourney
magnus stepping down as wc ruined everything. wc isn't even the strongest player in the world anymore lol
Thats maybe why he‘s not giving his best
that's cope
Nah
Cuz the confidence dips if he doesn't play well in this tourney
Hm, right
Btw what's the next tournament for gukesh
I think it's a shame that some people say he won only out of luck. I would like to see how Magnus or Hikaru would perform after a long break of several months.
Good Question
If magnus plays nb3 in this position
Ig he will lose even though it's only -0.1 for ding but I believe he will convert cuz nb3 is just not focusing on the correct side
But I think he'll not play it
Very complicated
gukesh and ding in a competition to see who can lose more tournaments before the next WC match
Armaggedon between Hikaru und Caruana, lets go
I mean rapid and blitz are not gukesh's mastery
Caruana is tilted fr
He lost yesterday and now he blundered in opening
But I think Armageddon will be a draw so win for fabi
the recent candidates was also a joke because of abasov
I think Gukesh was just lucky with the last opponent. Ian or Fabiano would have deserved it more.
Just my opinion
Yeah idk whats happening to him
abasov joining made the tournament a joke because he was just a punching bag the whole time
Rather
The top players were not able to crack gukesh's positions and failed to gain advantage against him
I mean he played his best chess in world cup so not his fault
It's fide's fault for the bad cycle
yeah because facing gukesh was definitely the issue and not just farming alireza and abasov
It's just boring to watch Gukesh against Ding.
Alireza is not the player you can farm wtf💀
Not for me cuz I think both will give us surprises in the opening
Not as shocking as pragg's f5 but still kind of surprising
Just my prediction
Magnus goes nde4
What is nxe4
Man ding
Yo
Now dings rook is out of the game kind of
Magnus's move nxe4 was natural cuz he didn't wanted to damage is pawns and stop the attack
Pragg defeated hikaru and fabi and lost to magnus in world cup
Now pragg defeated fabi and magnus and lost to hikaru
Bros only dealing with top 3 💀
😦
Helloo
You didn't send it man 😭
Good lord landscape your home
BUNNY
In my driveway :3
I forgor
Is that 3 times 5x/12 or 3x times 5x/12
@orchid crown where are you?
Bro don't do it
It's not for you
It's for @orchid crown
Then don’t send it here????
This looks like some 10-year old math
Real
The answer is 42
Huh
42 is the answer to everything
assume it's 3x * 5x/12 since using x for multiplication is wrong
how old is bro
No

must be under 8th grade to use × for multiplication
Ye but just as badge :(
Pretty low number of blocked users
Chat what does this mean
Why is the bottom read but not older msg read only delivered
Dunno that they didn't read it that day?
Probably no longer shows as read if not read that day
Guys why does symphony 9 sound like the jaws theme
it's a little bit different
Why does the jaws theme sound like dvořák's 9th symphony*
John Williams is famous for ripping ideas from classical pieces. Just listen to Gustav Holst's Mars from "The Planets" and then listen to the Imperial March
Ok
The similarity is very much apparent
@outer sage yes 42 is the answer
No
@outer sage https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(answer)
42 is the "Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything" in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books. It was computed by
Deep Thought, the second greatest computer ever. The descendants of Deep Thought's creators are upset by the numeric nature of the answer, not understanding what to do with it or what to tell the ...
x=80/39
Sorry for the late reply but x = 2.05
💀
Nvm
Is it 3 times 5/12 x orr 3x times 5/12 x
Am I wrong tho 💀
Bro
Oh
I have questions.
Ya'll playing anything else right now' what's good for games today?
I mean I have PS5, but yet to get Diablo 4
OH
Boo
No lol
You mean the channel?
I didn't mean that specifically' but there were implications I suppose it's slower today.
I like kirby too
Its always like this lmao
I've seen it busier.
I was playing 4 player variant a while ago.
I lost once I started matching pairs of 2,000's
Never tried it is it fun
It's alright
Hm ill check it out when I'm not busy lol
Man that sucks
My rating was 1740+ but I lost that.
One game my fault the other was not.
Dahlia knows me and my 8D audio, it's neat' there's more to it actually.
Later folks.
Atention webare getting silenced in #💬〡chess-talk
@umbral wind when are u getting back to 2800 bruv
See ya
i think the best move in 4 player chess is tat first take your pawn to 8th square and get a 2nd queen?
it freaking helps a lot
But it takes eight moves
i once saw a 4 player chess with 2GM playing
Or seven
They did same
Which is not good enough as you can be checkmated much sooner.
Everymatch
balbasor
I'm pretty much good enough at it to be titled if there were titles.
...
You can't actually earn CM from 4p, as far as I know or I'd have had it.
u can dude
How?
i once a stream they did it somehow i dont remember
I think the title was probably earned elsewhere.
And that person had just been playing by coincidence in a 4p variant.
I would send u stream but its not in english
No wait its actually in english now i remember
what
Which part of that confuses you?
Nvm
Novak Djokovic is still the greatest athlete ever
🤯
BRUV
I lost a piece up I’m not playing again
Ever
😭 Lmaoooo
hey i had that gif first 😠
Me too.
Is that a cat
no thats a dog
Oh cool nice doggo
Stop sending that abomination
Lmao
I had techno music on and man the synchronisation is absolutely beautiful

Anabolic
You like techno?
Hiya
Helo
Only when i play chess
Or chilling
More of a metal guy
What kind of metal do you listen to lol
HEY
Amazin
Amazin
Anything i can get my hands on , if i want to specify maybe heavy metal and hard rock + metal
Ah okay cool do you like Judas Priest by any chance
ye
anabolic asf
Jus discovered em a few weeks ago , my first was painkillers , it was pretty good
How much tren per week?
Oh cool! My fav song from there's is you've got another thing coming lol
That's awesome
Thanks!
Your welcome
lol
ive been slacking actually
i can feel mt gainz going
my gainz
Lock in bro

🧟
Same
when do i get unmuted
not clicking that dor
I watch your gifs so you should watch my mp4s
i didnt ask you to watch my gif
trust me you won't be disappointed with this video
danm
lets' see
dor, please just please
what
@urban summit how old are you?
3333333
how can i stream?
Hello everyone
hello
How goes?

im just tired
ermm
practise makes perfect!
🔥
practise sleep bruh
sleep can wait lol
lol fec
what is good about
that unresponsive state
anyway
NOTHING SEEMS TO GO AWAY
I think you also need help
I offer the abilitty
I offer ascurity
to get help (I cant provide it lol but il tell u)
so very not useful ik (my help)
no it's use
it's always good to chat
all i need r friends
people close to me but farther away i find
it all very lonely in here
i can elaborate
you did practise or are currently?
and at what?
being social is just new to me lol
🔥 aight mb
im 600 ;-;
o.O you'll get there
I used to be 1000 idk why I fell of 💀
it comes and goes
yeah, maybe its just bc of like other things that dont allow me to play so often
wut does fec mean
ohh aight i gotchu, but also dont like we all need help lmao
yo bro are you good (the answer might be obvious) but like
i'm alright
I just met you and you seem like you're in agony or somethin
OH no,
I am listening to linkin park
it's made me morbid
I think very positively
if I didn't linkin park would make me end my carreer
#meta

oh naw we gotta get you the colombian stuff
anyways I gtg, maybe see you later in this chat, and get help (in all ways fr)
I'm exotic
🔥
lol cheers
My dog is too
he smoke?
nah bro
Literally snoop dog
Either weed or satan
who has satan?
Or both
I have weed not satan
I hate s8tan
i think he on some different'
I had a night terror,
I dreamt that i were a mupplher
and woke feeling... exhausted
Hello. Our team is looking for a cool guy. DM Mairos or Eliel for more info
What team?
😐
I bet you are the most popular girl in your school
What is
If im do Chess Boxing with Magnus Chsrlsen
And i Knock him out
So im Better than him?
I DM u for ur insta
Whats yours? :3
Say uwu
uwu
w1qsam
Please not you
uwu
@glossy radish skibidi
@bright prairie want to watch me drop a prep bomb on someone and win in 16 moves
Yes@fallen valley
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@fallen valley where do I watch
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Ndb5 Bc5 7. Nd6+ Ke7 8. Nxc8+ Rxc8 9. Bd3 Qc7 10. O-O h5 11. Bg5 Kf8 12. Bxf6 gxf6 13. Qf3 Ke7 14. Rae1 Ne5 15. Qd1 Ng4 16. Re2 Qxh2#
He was dead lost when my preparation ended
And then he hung a mate under insane pressure
What pressure
It was a tournament?
Nah
How are you losing when your preparation ends
Isn't nxc8 bad
deep is saying his opponent was lost?
He was dead lost when my prep ended
I bet your prep ended when the game ended
Shut up idiot
I'm pretty dumb
Me omw to prep a completely losing line to satisfy @jolly belfry
You play c4 g3 so it would be par for the course
to all the aspiring applicants, we regret to inform you that we have already filled the position. we found the "cool" guy
are my memes cool
please dor
what
all i can say is "thank you for trying"
Very cool meme bro
i'm mad
Lol yea sure ok 🐺🐮
i can't stand losing sigh
It's an honor
youre not him
Try saying GG everytime someone flames you
It's cool to see they get embarrassed by your nicety
I'm him
I hate this I'll be tryna shit talk and they say gg and I gotta take it baxk
real

