#💬〡general-off-topic
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Ni hao
mrbeast need 400k subs to be king of youtube
Do you eat catfish?
💀😭
lol well I wasn't saying that!
浙江人?me too
omg so close
💀💀💀💀
I ain't no racist
Yooo lesgo
I am not even 💀
which city!
SORRY SORRY MB AHAHAHA OK LETS STOP
Hangzhou
my family is originally from 青田
Do you eat bat? 💀
ooo
wow hilarious
wild
oh this is off topic
Bro just tell me what you can or cat eat?
what am I doing here?
google exists🩷 does your question sound smart to you hmm?🩷
Yessss
yassss
Ah yes protein
do not the car😭
😂
🚘
Yummy
@sweet yoke long time no see
batmann
I love how the cat doesn't even mind what's happening to it
yea i’ve been studying hard
Watch yourself its bast
I wanna have a cat
But I can't 😭
gud
i’ve just come back from the capital too 😔
wow he long boi
Long asf
@upbeat viper long time no see
omg is that an ai generated pic of batman w a chess board LMFAO
Is it ok to push up?
Yeah…
liar
That’s where like 90% of his pfps come from
and a hammer
I sent one that’s still in queue
What's the hammer for
I'll keep the current one
modding
Fr
I might even do some montage to fix the AI inaccuracies
I see , the ban
whose?
Yeah whenever I do some chess ai gen image it screws over the pieces a ton
Forgot the legendary comma
LMFAOOO
im so sleepy its 342 am
lmao same
Why’re u awake 💀
cuz i hate myself
Ma reine 🫰
erm no

not the kpop heart
Maybe i should've put the french heart , the croissant
love french hate crimes 🩷
Horhorhor francais
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
ok sorry
Smh
Me core
its 348 i wanna die
gmt 8 moment
this chat is dead bye im scooting over
I support that
:((

I forgot basically everythin uve taught me except for put*in
nvm
I feel you mate
lmao
idk if someone answered you, but you could just flip it, do the division ( (x^3 - 4x^2 - x + 4)/(x^2 - 5x + 4) ), flip it again (flipping twice shouldn't change nothing), and you get the answer
when my dog became an adult he started doing
mf aint winning
i just come up to him when hes sleeping and start pinching him with my finger, clawing his head
dumbass doesent ever get mad at me 😭
im trying to get him to get annoyed he just doesent
Zang
top tier comedy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GRnrFfURYo
ai cover tooth toothbrush youtube toothbrush song
hiii
watashi tachi wa ?
its a joke
sadge
prolly american
I'm french duh
yeah makes sense
Why don't animals eat jesters
Because they taste funny
Hi
Pass
Ok
Novak won't kiss ya bud
He ain't gay why would he
I mean you keep mentioning him man
Couldn't that logic be used for anyone?
sure but what I'm saying is, you keep saying he's the greatest, like over and over, that's kinda glazing him, I was just making a joke
dude im listening to the most top tier music today
Im saying the truth
i am pretty sure if id send them i would get banned
What kind
im not sure if u do
dm me so i can send them to u
😭 that's so cruel but not gettin annoyed when someone disturbs your sleep in one huge achievement
Respect dawg
when hes on his side
i put my one hand near his thighs, the other one where there are his arms, u know what i meant
and just start sliding him around
and he just looks at me like im an idiot
and doesent care at all
bro fr can u just bite me already?? ffs
🤣🤣
That dog has seen enough of this world
when hes screaming
i pick him up and start jumping up and down
makes him calm down
Prolly loves you
im not exactly sure if he likes it
That's adorable
recently taught lil bro how to give me 2 paws at once
How old is he
4 years in 2 months i believe
And you jus recently taught him that?

hes a dumbass he wouldnt get it anyway
none
Huh
A stray dog?
he was taken from a shelter
no specific race, just mixed
hes a drug addict
Mixed breeds are cool my bsf had one

Maybe both
he switched off to alco
sadistic shit
skill issue on his part
V tru
hes rlly cute
hes a grandma pretty much
all he does the whole day is just stare trough the window
in my or my sisters room
mwibihwihosjinxojod cutie patootie
what is it?
bold jumper
cute little mf spider
ive caught him and now he’s contained in my easter egg.
:3
Hello
@grim edge
grapes
nom
:3
Awww cutie
UFC to fight
ikr
Have you ever seen a giant African millipede?
Yo
What did a money maker do
Excatly Money maken
Its not brilliant. Just a good move
its joe
@hexed crest stop cheating
:3
Yo adelynn
hewo
Since we all know
Ur a sigma male rap listener fanum tax ohio
I need u to rate something
Come dm's
nuh
Mf blocked me

I've been eating balut since I was 5 :p
not u
I'd never tho
why r u guys talking about me
yes but I don't eat balut anymore cause I realiz it was a little duck that was about to be born
well not anymore tho
that’s disgusting
I was 5 I didn't kno 😭
I eat everything my parents gave me 😭
but I only eat the yellow part tho
I don't eat the duck part
...
i would rather eat u
W rizz unity
W rizz fr unity
he doesn’t like me :(
things take time remeber trust the process
play chess :|
i ont play chess
why tf u here
friens
bruh
yeah cuz i called dibs
uhhh
lies
ur gay
gat
...
as if
idk prove it
i’ll help you with that
pensivecowboy
bruh vencord user
and how do u even know that lol
vencord user
I kno stuff that you don't know :)
such as
how to date
bruh these vencord user
how to pull smh
ohhh interesting
i almost got a date once but im not even friends with him anymore so it doesn’t matter
ight u do smth about it
guy i liked was an asshole
ight
twinsies omfg
be my pookie
...
nah he’s chill. he does tkd with me
can i complain in your dms 🥺
who?
classmate
ill message u later with a multiparagraph essay
r all men like that or r we just unlucky
uh i’m dyslexic
mmh ayye life is full of suprises that you would never know
lmao
idk i like dating white men
but i found this asian guy he’s pretty cute
r other races nicer or smth
who?
@grim edge IHYSM U BLOCKED ME🤬🤬🤬
white men are bitches too ngl
idk
i just wanna talk this out😭😭😭
ik that very well
;-;"
Lmfao
🍿
screw these men have me instead
@grim edge
jealous much?
lots of like latino guys where i live and they’re all so cute but like probs straight
real and truthful
👐
its like when two clans who hate eachother realize they’re both being oppressed by something bigger and team up in a movie
oh you’re gay
IHYYYY🤬😭😭
... bro finnaly realiz lol
eh i actually don’t really know but that’s the label i identify with
that ain’t gonna stop me
i might be interested in girls like romantically but definitely not sexually
Lmfao
no comment
See your like him too
what made u realize that lol
YOU 🤬
“guys” “probs straight”
u dumped me..
nope you dumpeed mine
date me instead i’ll treat u better
lmao i’m nb so as far as u know i could be afab
I was a fool to trust your words
bruh why there so many drama on this server it's like season 35 of "drama^2"
I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG
You knew everything but you kept quite?
no stopp😭😭
what
crazy line
Woah
no???
i said “sure dipshit”
which abbreviation do u not understand
i DIDNT believe him whyyyy??
mine cuh
i’m non binary so as far as u know i could be assigned female at birth which means i wouldn’t be gay
But the fact remains, women are a pain in the ass
what
:(
what do we have problems with this time
@rocky flower go date her
nvm i’m done i cant do this anymore
who
Psyco
remeber not everyone is the same
S*** **😭😭
i’m the 5% frfr
not that i know of
oh wow, you're looking for me. of course
woman! very scary. terrifying really.
@frail crest @grim edge if you need a couple therapist I could do that for free
:(
theres like a pre match animation when a game starts
NO IHY BOTH
uhhh i’ve had that
i apologize. woman! very uhhh neutral. fine ig really.
as i've said, i wasnt born to be liked. i was born to be worshipped and adored.
i have a new catchphrase omg
Mmh not really I know this really sweet girl and she's very nice too
:( we’re done. no more friendship
ight
keep talking about her. i wanna hear all the compliments
thank me, my guy

No no what I mean is they are generally annoying (gfs and sisters) other than these two species imo other women are good ngl
she's a 100/10 she also very lovely she is just like a princess
sowwy. woman! very nice! uhh u guys r cool bcuz i can be myself u ppl without u guys thinking it’s weird!
ihy
ik a girl who’s really nice but she’s just
that’s so sweet of you to say
ok no but the last part is actually serious tho
ik right she is the most pretty girl I've seen
like very arguable with. but she’s the only friend i hab in my classes bcuz im in honors classes
ah. it’s just jealousy. we compare ourselves to others because we want to feel better
damn i should date her
wdym
I'd love to date her too
wait oh. i misread it
my football mentality
👀
@grim edge @glossy radish @rocky flower you can date @frail crest her but be cautios she will get involved with your ex and plan to kill you
i don’t have an ex
twins
real
eww it's u
oh sign me up
Or will watch you die
Wowww that was welcoming fr
sigh
Ur nobody
@minor spoke ahem
I have been
🎲
Hbu
🎲
@grim edge listen sometime in a realtionship is to understand how each other feel before saying smth it might hurt them which just cause more problems sometime you just have to take a step back
@sewermolds I’m getting death threats
wdym
Bruh
i sent dice
She isnt my gf
STOPPPP😭😭
We had a server
@grim edge worst person to take advice from
oh
nah she’s mine
I just remeber why I dislike u
She betrayed me and watched others delete my server
I SAID STOP🤬
More like a mod team
im my own boyfriend guys
Ur only useful for pancakes and u stopped giving them to me too so
:(
You can have her though idc
sigh gives pancakes
WHY AM I SO HARASSED😭😭😭😭
Cuz u don’t study
Sorry for the harrasment
@frail crest @grim edge I thought u 2 were dating from what I saw in the chat you guys where senting ngl
Hope you will do good with seizure
Nah i aint jerk to date her
NO IH SEIZURE
I could be your therapist
Alr what is going on 💀
ok and??
idk I'm just trying to be a therapist
My 1 month hardwork😭
U asked a question and I answered it’s not that deep 
its not funny 😭😭
you’re not funny
Yes its not funny as you said seizure he wanted to annoy me
yea @minor spoke u aren’t ._.
Look acident can happen that's how life is we got to understand that everyone make mistake and forgiveness is the key
Nope
I ant carl
Well I wasn’t trying to skull
Im rick grimes
i’m talking abt u
😭
💀
Anyways what’s the issue
u
Can we honestly e date?
lmao
Lol
Bruh wrong one where’s Vimun
sigh
No the Vimun one
Bro how have u never seen this
nah this one is long asf
Living under a rock fr
It’s the exact same thing Vimun wrote
kendrick 🔥
Antifire
@plush raven i just watched your stream. omen is coming your way
oh didn't know that
fck no I'm not a kendrick fan
Who’s in ur pfp
What happened to vimun
Ah ok
drama..
Elaborate
Gone
Why is he gone
he might actually killed himself
she’s so cool
What did he say
not allowed here
Tell me in dms?
shore
not the real story

yeah and her character in her recent movie is my whole personality now. dominant, coach-like attitude, and just cool like that
Why is that relevant
Her parents forced them broke up they know that he is her bf but they really never seen him before and the parents force her to marry another person (this is what I remeber but I'm not sure if this is fully correct but for the most part it's)
it's an R rated movie.
i didnt say i try to embody that part. i only said dominant, coach-like attitude, and cool.
don’t talk here
he told me but I forgot the story I honestly feel bad for him
i said "come on" to my coach earlier and my brothers felt so cringe lmao
unity plz shut up
Most useless comment of all time
he is the useless
True
and i did my funny grunt and everyone laughed
Interesting individual
Listen unity when person die there is no reason to talk about their back cause you playing bitch move if you do
Isn’t vimun busy dating a minor
This is wild
good now stfu
Cute
Ong
oh he dated a minor?
Me rn
Aww i have 5 cats
Can u change topic
We can date then
Ewwww
i know youre just kidding, but please dont be weird.
And they they got maried happily foerever after amen/
Lol was a joke
I'll date you pooky bear
😏

Wtf wild bonglord
Im a boy
Om
Lol
I don't discriminate
💀
Typical 400 elo chat
You miss me
Why?
I was gone

A date is exactly what you need.. I can fix that
"i can fix that" is my line
Yoink 

cells interlinked
interlinked
Is that sign language in reference to your new old friend?
imma call them, you're officially black now, I'm so proud of you
within cells interlinked
What u up to?
watching HIMYM
I was gonna watch the UFC fight or chill and watch a show or movie
Wat is that
How I met ur mother
im at my brother's apartment now. we just played tennis and i decided to spend the day here. i cant hang out rn
yeah
Oh wow
next time, we watch UFC fight
Fkn actually Zendaya
yeah i started playing in April
That's awesome, and it's cool your spending time with fam
I forgot to call my sister, I been meaning to hang out with her
Yea I been getting ready for next week, travel and all that jazz
I did the paperwork I needed to do and sent it to my lawyer
Was up till 4am, that was the day after we spoke when I went to the old hotel
President of India was still there
oh yeah, hope things will go on your favor
good for him
Thanks, yea I feel much better about it all. Most important is the job opportunities, I'm preparing for my interview I have on Mon
My question is if she's more corrupt or is cleaning house.
We need GM Vaibhavs insight
but does she identify as she/her? i will just say "them"
Stop with that bs lol
im tryna be inclusive
Don't strive to be white or w/e the hell that garbage came from
You can be inclusive by recognizing a human for being human, who cares what they wanna call themselves
miau
we gucci g. we gucci
Adelynn !!!
I was literally just thinking about you , you just proved my point!
W mew meow!!!
Take that Benedict D
what's benedict?
Oof
stream or it didn't happen
I'm not gonna get into it but do people on chess.com choose their flag based on politics whenever a conflict between countries occur?
Lol ur a real one
Ethnicity or that
no, countries
ukraine conflict yes, israel palestine not so much
youre asking the wrong people. ask a staff or mod. we dont represent chess.com
Yea im saying they pick flags based on their ethnicity or their political views
just what ive noticed
cool I wanted your opinion
but it's mostly the emojis rather than flags no?
because of the free flairs
Hey I'm about to smoke a cigarette then tuck myself into bed, can I get a cookie
smokers enter santa's naughty list 😡
our opinions dont matter. we dont run chess.com.. i suggest we drop this now. it might just lead to further discussion. but you are free to discuss this on your personal social media accounts
https://youtu.be/Rggi83vkHvU?si=VU4uMKTvMNoX4mV7
You're the kid with the glasses
https://youtu.be/WTPwcTlLiow?feature=shared
This the rest of yall
Finding Nemo - Nemo's first day of school when he meets some of the other students.
ok so I'm the bellybutton any everyone else is seahorses
You're obnoxious too
well but I'm a bellybutton
hello a bellybutton im cirrin
Wait if you're a girl, you get a pass
omg so I'm not a belly button?????
Yes
let's goooo
❤️
❤️
I'm sry I assumed you're a stupid boy
idkw ur saying but it's so lovely 🥰
:3
also isn't a cork like a screw?
a cork stops things in a chokepoint
like a cork in a wine bottle
corkscrew is what youre thinking of and it's one word
A corky personality is lively, bubbly and generally fun to be around with. "You are so funny and I love your corky personality"
You're joking right
U mean quirky
Yea that, ty
you mean quirky
Holy shit you were serious
Ur welcome 💀
No one's talking to u my g
This guy bonglord looks like this dude from ratatouille
don't mind it, it's js a corky misspelling
I'm fine as hell
Where u from
chief is there a single person in chat u hvn't tried insulting and also isn't a woman?
Miami
Ethnicity i mean
Hispanic
Yea the lion pigs
James Franco, typical elo, meatballs, Neurolink, nightlen
I may have insulted some mods indirectly, 1 for sure but not flagrantly
Did they deserve it
Yes
Why
Cuz the logic was delusional
Can you elaborate?
do the thug shake
@grim edge please connect your account to get trusted role in the server
Is it compulsory?
if you want image perms, vc access, and other server features yes
I’ll do it later but thanks
But yea those other dudes I mentioned I never insulted, I had differences with Neuro but he's alright
Sì
Then there's the top tier goated category, Novice, M , Iyad, Gregor, Christoff, Putin, Lexy 1 & 2 , QuackStuck.. those are my dawgs
James Franco in there as well
What made them top tier goated
Their awesome personality
Acha bhai
Otherwise I would've deleted this server as long time ago
You mean left?
Yes
Muy bien
This server kinda sucks but it has its fun moments
Are the fun moments arguments and debates by any chance? 💀
Absolutely lmao
MUY BIENNN
is that suppoused to be him twice 😭
also james is handsome af
Ohh the Lexys
The ai picture thing is still a baby, lol good eye
You neglected your son
1pm and eepy
Take a nappy
i have to go out in an hour :3
D, I talked to Lexy 1 the other day, he's growing up
Power nap, 20 mins
Idk take coke
Cat nap!
I don't see here often. Prob, busy being nicer lmao
It's mega stepped on these days, not worth
Idk what that means
He's acting all important, wait till quack is more active again. He's back in this server
Que el perico ya lo cortan mucho
Idk spanish 💀
That the parakeet is already cut a lot
They step on it, cut it with baking soda, other stimulants and freaking fentanyl
Yea parakeet is the other translation
I see i see, i dont think coke is worth it even if it isnt laced 💀💀
In Colombia I hear them say it a lot in reference to the birds, and I automatically assume the other thing
Interesting
So much people got locked out
Crunchitize me Captain!!
neal
sussy
Aquti (a guy who was complaining about a cheater in threads and he got locked put probably for cheating 😂)
Julia
And i forgot the rest
and paul1
and a guy i forgor name
You wanna watch the UFC fight?
Yes
Join VC I'm in
There are hundreds of Russian nuclear missile submarines under the Arctic.
I have to link my account for perms
What does Russia have to do with what i said
Thank you for sending the list. My legal team is contacting Hades to inquire about removing those names from the underworld.
Это как bruh.
That's so u can talk and stream , I think you can join and watch
How do I link my account
ok
!trusted
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but try to lower the yapping😁😁
!welcome
I brb
Dahlia “Cringe Yappachino” [insert last name] is my name
Huh
Liyaaaaaaa
yappington
Huh
Bet
Thats islam not khabib 💀
wdym
19 May 2024
More like Feb 2023
💀
I think the 50 open tabs are part of the reason why its lagging 💀
33 tabs now
A lot of it was old shit from career fair back in February lol
No... Dirty D
People with 5+ open tabs, 4+ servers, 4+ GCs, and unopened notifications are cwazy
Group chat
Leaving many tabs open ruins ur RAM and drains ur battery
What u got
Moto 5g stylus 2022
Save up and get a new one
imagine playing chess
Moto phones pretty bad, I get HBO Max on my plan so I got this over the Samsung for bigger screen, louder audio
Ohhh you got a payment plan
hello liya
Yea imma switch and get a free phone, it's wat I always do
Nice nice
So ur renting a phone..?
You gotta be a real sheep to buy the overpriced new junk
When you switch carriers they give u the phone
some of their newer phones are good but the other ones are either shit or just like, meh
U just pay taxes on it
their cheapest phones have some value to them like the 90hz refresh rate and all of that
Ohh okay, idk about that stuff im not from the US
but that's it really
Yea exactly
I just buy my phones
Ah I see, yea I was one of the first to switch companies every month for free phones then they said nope pay taxes at least + most expensive plan
Thinking of moving to Yemen
After first month you can switch to cheaper monthly plan
How much do you pay every month?
you're from the US? @teal dragon
UK and USA are waging war there 💀
It was 30 on a 60$ plan if get gov credit cuz I get food stamps
Yea
still living there?
Food stamps?
damn bro I mean u kinda have it easy with the phones I don't see why you would want to go with the monthly phone bill
Money every month to get groceries
Cuz I'm poor and handicapped
Physically handicapped?
Monthly plan means u pay a flat rate for unlimited calls text and Internet
You guys pay for minutes and data
sup chat im sad someone give me some anti depressants preferably ones that r easy to overdose on but im not picky
@teal dragon why don’t you work?
I pay 40 now
I pay just like you
I do, you're just making ignorant comments and assumptions
but you said u don't buy phones so thats kinda confusing me xd
The best anti depressant is adrenaline, go climb a crane
When you make under a certain amount you qualify for gov assistance
I'm blocking u, stfu
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
@teal dragon triggered
Fkn loser
oop i fell
Islam Makichef for the win
Did u die?
Go keep yourself safe in Yemen
I love him
mmhm am ghost
I want to have his babies
Then ur not depressed anymore
and the worst part is im still depressed
No American has right to be depressed
Where are u from
brain damaged take
sorry for you brother
k
Yes to answer your question, so they don't really grill me too much when they do their checks
I lost a hand from a car accident a few years ago
Damn, thats tough
Best thing that happened in my life tbh
Dustin porker did Bette than I thought
I respect that you go work still
How come?
I’m gonna watch some adult films a an go to sleep
Goodnight
Yea I accepted a high paying offer I start next month
That’s lovely
I got an interview the day after I graduated with my master's
Then 10min later they send me the offer letter
After the interview ofc lol
What job
Engineer at a national lab
Ty
how can you say that?
Yea my accident triggered me to go to grad school, my mom got brain cancer after I started walking again
My experience prepared me with being positive throughout my mom slowly dying
That's why
Since it's so hard for u to understand why I'd say something like that
I mean of course without an explanation it caught me off guard how someone can say that after becoming physically handicapped
Built diff fr
Cuz I know wat I got myself into and accepted it wen I woke up 8 days later
I made the decision to amputate
I got to see it all charred and dead
I laughed then coped then was like w/e fk it, cut it off in 10 seconds
After I took the bandage off
I never cried about it, i did wen I woke up a few days after and saw my mom
But cuz of the grief and pain I caused her not cuz of my situation
any strong go players on the server btw ?
No one
@grim edge have you ever fall in love with someone that loves someone else
Magnus Alireza game was pretty insane at the end
sussy baka
go is overrated xiangqi is better
thats a sus question😅😂
I gotta make my goban worth it
The commentating is so sub par , these twitch ppl are the dollar tree version of professional commentary
Cc + twitch *
i use it as my tea board
smh
Granted, sports commentators don't even know wth they talk about during the games
what's your fav joseki @grim edge
whats a joseki
Except Shaq and Charles Barkley
opening
i just anyhow play bro u actually dont need to study openings
tsss

