💬〡general-off-topic

[limber gyro]

I have made rats, and all sorts of advanced shit in it

And yes i never did anything illegal with it

I just tested them on my vms

[unkempt stream]

hy guis

[manic nova]

I didn't ask

[limber gyro]

It was a premove

[winged sage]

cool

[limber gyro]

to prevent people from asking

[manic nova]

hello

[unkempt stream]

hru

[manic nova]

good, hru?

[winged sage]

E

[fleet scroll]

I call cap since you literally couldn't do a 5 second google search to fix your code

[limber gyro]

Im lazy

and dc was alr open

[fleet scroll]

yeah ok buddy

[manic nova]

me feeling like a hacker after using inspect element to change the css color

[limber gyro]

TripleBrilliant

[limber gyro]

i actually made a stealer

although not the best same for a rat

[fleet scroll]

cringe

[limber gyro]

although it sucked bad, it was functional

[vale frost]

Fk i dont want an obsessive controlling girlfriend anymore.

[fleet scroll]

skids are cringe

[fleet scroll]

so break up with her

[grim edge]

Do you want me ?

[limber gyro]

I am not a skid well i used to be

[winged sage]

i used it to change discord font

[limber gyro]

but i actually learned programming enough eventually

[vale frost]

SHE GETS IN A BAD MOOD WHEN I REFUSE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH HER LIKE DAMN,GIRL I HAVE AN EARLY JOG AND PERFECT ROUTINE

[manic nova]

skid?

[vale frost]

I dont wanna ruin that

[fleet scroll]

script kiddie

[manic nova]

oh

[limber gyro]

its like code stealer, script kiddie is what i believe

[fleet scroll]

wannabe hacker that just copy pastes existing malware

[manic nova]

that's... technically a hacker. lemme grab the phone and call police real quick

[radiant frost]

bruh

[fleet scroll]

that's illegal btw. delet

[radiant frost]

jk

[limber gyro]

jk aint going to save u son

[nocturne elk]

"your honour my client pleads jk"

[manic nova]

the only password I tried bruteforcing is my own password because I keep forgetting them 😭

[limber gyro]

Or "ingame"

[winged sage]

understandable

[grim edge]

Hi flag

[fleet scroll]

hacking isn't illegal or inherently bad. The difference between a hacker and a criminal is having permission

[nocturne elk]

helo

[limber gyro]

Everyone knows that

[fleet scroll]

no

[limber gyro]

Yeah its obvious

[manic nova]

yeah ik about white hats, quite important to test security systems

[fleet scroll]

most people associate hacking with something inherently negative

[limber gyro]

Wait I forgot. what are red hats again

[fleet scroll]

the hats aren't really a thing

they're just more skid shit

[limber gyro]

arent they like bountry hounters?

[manic nova]

just a term?

but I got what you meant

[limber gyro]

Man i forgot so much shit in 3 years

[fleet scroll]

like, the extent that I'll go to is I have a script that'll send a few hundred thousand login requests to those phishing pages that steal credentials

[limber gyro]

thats crazy -_-

[radiant frost]

I didn't tell my institution to hire shitty programmers

[grim edge]

🌹

[limber gyro]

The most "illegal" thing i did is raiding a server

[fleet scroll]

cringe. don't do that

[limber gyro]

and that isnt even illegal just against tos

[limber gyro]

He deserved it

[radiant frost]

nah bro

[fleet scroll]

extra cringe

L behavior

[manic nova]

hmmm ddos is illegal in some sense

[fleet scroll]

ddos is a felony in the US

[limber gyro]

I knew trusting someone on discord is bad but he exploited it so I raided his server

[radiant frost]

tbh pay to win servers deserve it

[fleet scroll]

yeah that's cringe. stop talking about it like you did something "cool"

[limber gyro]

I raided it with webhooks so it did nothing

[radiant frost]

oh

[limber gyro]

no damage

[radiant frost]

u actually did that?

[limber gyro]

The owner was not giving mods so i knew that wouldnt work but i saw a chess coach role had webhook perms so i planned it all

and coached them got the role and boom

[grim edge]

Does anyone speak Mexican language I watched good film when evil lurks last night 10/10 horror it’s on Hulu but subtitles

[radiant frost]

nah bro nah

[frigid field]

Just beat a 1780 rated player in chu shogi https://lishogi.org/Nz1Oxr7i/gote#0

[viscid jacinth]

WOOOO HOLIDAYS

lesss gooooooooo

[radiant frost]

u mean Spanish?

[frigid field]

Chess is the new checkers compared to chu

[limber gyro]

@radiant frost

[grim edge]

@radiant frost I think movies Mexico

[limber gyro]

It consisted of 3 webhooks

one did rando user, pfp name spam and the other spammed prerecorded messages from an array

and it nuked the server by attacking 5 channels

and more than 1000 ping

Yes am petty but the owner deserved it, he broke my trust

[radiant frost]

uh mods

[manic nova]

Stop talking about something that's literally breaking tos when mods can ban you for it

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179> bragging about how he raided a server with webhooks

[limber gyro]

Its not even a raid, just spam

💀

[manic nova]

[radiant frost]

u r gone now

[limber gyro]

Adios

will i be banned or time outed?

[viscid jacinth]

Heya

[fleet scroll]

hewwo :3

[slate owl]

hiqieusuuaiaiii :3

[fleet scroll]

hai adelynn 👋

how are you today?

[raw remnant]

hello

[fleet scroll]

heya

[raw remnant]

hows going

[slate owl]

i have that same image

[cinder zenith]

[hallow crater]

Yo

[hallow crater]

U like rainbow ?

Or what is this pawn above ur uwu profil

[slate owl]

yes :3

[hallow crater]

Do u like rainbow colors

[slate owl]

sure

[hallow crater]

@primal fern What can I do that they were leaked there? They should protect their data. I wasn't the one who leaked them, so I don't understand the problem.

[hallow crater]

Surly or morly

[fleet scroll]

it means you're lgbt or support the lgbt community. didn't we have this discussion yesterday?

[hallow crater]

Forget about it boss

[hallow crater]

💋

So im lgtpq now

[fleet scroll]

we went over this as well... lgbtq*

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao

Was seeing a movie and this scene came up

[hallow crater]

lgtpqrapbattleagainstDhalia

[drifting veldt]

the the lgbt q hell.yeah

[sleek oriole]

lgphkdqh

[drifting veldt]

hell yeha

[hallow crater]

lkakwiifokfkf

[drifting veldt]

meow

[hallow crater]

Uwu

[fleet scroll]

hai whismy

how are you today?

[drifting veldt]

hi hi

tired d d

just took a final 😭

wbu

[fleet scroll]

doing alright. gonna take my last practice exam soon

[glossy radish]

[drifting veldt]

meow.meow

[grim edge]

Hello

[green jungle]

LGTV

[sleek oriole]

LG TVs are quite good

[hallow crater]

LSD

[sleek oriole]

wanna go for a ride?

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[grim edge]

let's goooo

[hallow crater]

Wanna rap battle?

[grim edge]

if happy ever did exist........

[sleek oriole]

okaay lets go🎤

[grim edge]

vroom vroom skrrttt skrrtttt

[glossy radish]

human flag

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/trex-capybara-walk-in-pool-gif-12207954624180211396

[glossy radish]

💀

[nocturne elk]

me going to the fridge at 4:20am

[grim edge]

@light wing type type type here

[manic nova]

that's cute

[nocturne elk]

yeah lol

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ECp64rv50XVz93WvxXMGF?si=be271c555f144e76

[glossy radish]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7sapKrjDij2fpDVj0GxP66?si=lkbh0zfAQFi_iSHYsOhpbw

[grim edge]

hm

[grim edge]

im listening to it rn

[glossy radish]

it’s guaranteed to be good

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-haircut-sheesh-haircut-gimbus-gets-his-fringe-cut-gif-22209374

[green jungle]

xqc ???

[nocturne elk]

lmao

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1205256004829323315/ezgif.com-gif-maker2.gif

there xqc

[hallow crater]

Skibiditoilet

[grim edge]

Uhmmmm

[hallow crater]

Weird

[fervent comet]

nerds?

[hallow crater]

No im a horror film nerd

[fervent comet]

bro the hair line is crazy

[hallow crater]

Ur a gigachad?

[west reef]

touching some grass noob

eating some grass some greens

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[hallow crater]

I can‘t touch it

Its too far away

[fervent comet]

maybe

[nocturne elk]

it really do b like that sometimes

[winged sage]

"dude my cut is insane, shoutout to my barber dawg"

[grim edge]

Is there any medical student here?

whats the difference between attending and a surgeon who has years of post-residency?

[outer ermine]

Hi

[grim edge]

Will answer my question

[outer ermine]

An attending surgeon is a fully trained, independent doctor who oversees patient care and supervises residents and fellows, emphasizing their leadership and teaching roles in hospitals. On the other hand, a surgeon with years of post-residency experience has extensive hands-on practice since completing their training. While both have significant experience, the latter specifically highlights the depth of their practical surgical expertise. So, the main difference is in the emphasis on their role and experience.

[silent quest]

Wdym

[nocturne elk]

🗣️ 🔥 🥶 📠

[grim edge]

Thankssss okay we go for post-residency surgeons

[winged sage]

@delicate sonnet yo why you steal my pfp >:|

[grim edge]

Novak Djokovic is the greatest tennis player of all time

[orchid crown]

Helloo

[orchid crown]

Art thou a bot?

[grim edge]

A bot wouldn't state facts

[slate owl]

🔥

[orchid crown]

Ai is cooking today

[teal dragon]

It's would be hard for the ice walls to melt since the sun don't travel close enough to warm the area up significantly... Don't @ me

[orchid crown]

Lol okay

[orchid crown]

What ice walls

[grim edge]

wowowowowowowowowow AHHHHHH

[orchid crown]

LUCKY

[grim edge]

no it's poor internet

[orchid crown]

Yeah I know 😭 twas sarcasm

[teal dragon]

Ask chatgpt don't fkn talk to me about it I ain't ur friend

Based.. now go touch grass

[orchid crown]

Okay man I'm sorry 😔 I was just curious

[fervent comet]

what happened lol

[teal dragon]

Idk wat part of don't @ me triggers the urge for a conversation

[slate owl]

:3

[teal dragon]

Loneliness, the realization you live in cc discord

https://tenor.com/view/shame-game-of-thrones-gif-11381550

[orchid crown]

@teal dragon does NOT like me

[orchid crown]

:3

[fervent comet]

ok

:3

[orchid crown]

:3 chain?

[slate owl]

:3

[orchid crown]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

loneliness is killing me and I must confess I still believe- Britney Spears

[grim edge]

Chain breaker

I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains.

[grim edge]

And I'm jojo siwa

[orchid crown]

I am batman.

[orchid crown]

My lonliness is killing mee

[grim edge]

Ok are you Robert?

[orchid crown]

Yes

[grim edge]

Omg hi Robert

[orchid crown]

Hi Juliaa idk who robert is maybe you mistook me for someone else 😭

[grim edge]

No it's you Robert

My bf

[orchid crown]

Ayo lady who are you

[hallow crater]

Lolololollll

Diiiiingg ding ding ding ding

[grim edge]

You said you're Batman?

Aren't you Robert?

[orchid crown]

Shhh

[grim edge]

Oh my

[orchid crown]

Fwends?

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/arabic-stone-steinigen-leave-newbie-gif-24445078

[orchid crown]

Helloo

[vestal basin]

Hello everynian

[slate owl]

stone throw gif

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-stoned-gif-25159943

[unkempt stream]

GUYS YOU CAN ASK ME QUESTIONS HERE: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/ask-me-anything-103043695?newCommentCount=1&page=5#first_new_comment :)

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-you-like-kissing-boys-don't-you-cat-lowpoly-3d-gif-9960745507421464646

[grim edge]

Fwends💖

[orchid crown]

Howayou

[grim edge]

Typical Afghanistan law

[stable perch]

fr

[grim edge]

Stoned to death is brutal

Just imagine

[untold estuary]

would still prefer afghanistan over some latin american countries

[stable perch]

naah

[untold estuary]

i guess it has less infrastructure but at least people are more decent

[grim edge]

Stoned to death punishment is brutal

Tf why would you stone a lady just cause she'll wear short clothes

[grim edge]

I'm fine sankyu

[orchid crown]

On my ga

[grim edge]

Chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side

[orchid crown]

Fr dude

[untold estuary]

Its some ancient laws that made it to the current times

[orchid crown]

Whats yo pfp btw

[grim edge]

Keep it ancient

[orchid crown]

U used to be car right?

[grim edge]

Who tf stones at 2024

[untold estuary]

Africa and Asia i guess

[stable perch]

what no lol

[grim edge]

Ew

[grim edge]

Chicken noodle soup

[stable perch]

its the lion from steven universe

[drifting veldt]

hi chat

[grim edge]

I saw a picture of a person stoned to death in africa

[fleet scroll]

just did an aimchess report cuz why not. I converted 91% of my advantages into wins 😎

[grim edge]

It was just gruesome

[drifting veldt]

how many oz ❓

[stable perch]

lets stop talking about stoning💀

[grim edge]

What

[drifting veldt]

meow :3

[grim edge]

Meowwwww

[grim edge]

Can I eat you chicken?

[stable perch]

no

[grim edge]

Can you be the KFC to my mouth

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/korean-fried-chicken-food-fried-chicken-gif-12213039572309299075

[vestal basin]

I'mfinethankyou

[grim edge]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[hallow crater]

Are u Darth Vaider

[grim edge]

No

[grim edge]

What

[vestal basin]

[orchid crown]

Cat lol

[hallow crater]

Are u?

[grim edge]

No

[orchid crown]

On cool

[hallow crater]

Stop lying

[grim edge]

Who tf are you

[orchid crown]

Hello preppy person

[hallow crater]

Darth Vaider‘s son?

[orchid crown]

Yeahh

[soft relic]

hi

[grim edge]

And?

[hallow crater]

Therefore i ask if u are Darth Vaider

[drifting veldt]

omg fomalhaut

[grim edge]

No I'm not your dad

[hallow crater]

WHAT

[grim edge]

Can I be preppy like you

[drifting veldt]

yes ofc. i will teach u my ways

[grim edge]

Woohoo

[grim edge]

You have your answer

[drifting veldt]

🎀🎀

[grim edge]

🎀🎀

Ribbons in the chat

[fleet scroll]

🎀 🎀

[orchid crown]

Nuh uh you are the fomalhaut ill start using that as a compliment now hehe😭

[stable perch]

🎀 🎀

[drifting veldt]

ribbon posting ‼️‼️

[orchid crown]

Its so coquette in here

[drifting veldt]

🎀🎀

[orchid crown]

🎀

[drifting veldt]

🎀 meow 🎀

[stable perch]

🎗️

[fleet scroll]

chat chat chat

I checked stats on my lichess account

endgames go brrrrrr

[grim edge]

Brrrrrr

[grim edge]

😭😭

[fleet scroll]

converting advantages go brrrrrrrrrr

[grim edge]

BRRRRRRR

[orchid crown]

Qxc?

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-wot-xqcow-gif-26504210

[orchid crown]

I suck at endgames man teach me your ways please 😭

[untold estuary]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cnqcxr-XB_0

[grim edge]

I suck too

[stable perch]

silmans endgame book ig

[grim edge]

Huh

[grim edge]

Who even reads books

[drifting veldt]

meow.meow

i read books!!!!!

[grim edge]

Meowwwww

[orchid crown]

#twins lmao

[grim edge]

Is reading books preppy?

[drifting veldt]

extremely

[grim edge]

Slay 😘

[orchid crown]

Frfr

[drifting veldt]

im so.preppy

[grim edge]

Ok Julia will read it then

[orchid crown]

What books do you read

[fleet scroll]

me :3

silman's endgame book was my recommendation

[grim edge]

Preppy girls in the chat 🎀🎀

[brazen island]

hii

[grim edge]

I see I'll have to read it too

[icy dune]

Those don’t exist

[drifting veldt]

just like fantasy stuff its so fun

preppy girls ‼️‼️‼️

[grim edge]

I'm preppy

[orchid crown]

I like fantasy tooo

[icy dune]

Girls are made up by the government bro ong

[orchid crown]

YEAHH

[fleet scroll]

women are a psy op

[orchid crown]

Aw hell nah

[grim edge]

Preppy government 🎀🎀

[drifting veldt]

omg we should start a government

🎀🎀

[icy dune]

“The preppy party”

[grim edge]

🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀

PREPPY CHESS COM

[orchid crown]

We shall call it the preppy org 🎀

[drifting veldt]

the coquette chicanery

[icy dune]

I have now converted into a preppy girl 🎀🎀🎀

[drifting veldt]

🎀 preppy 🎀

[grim edge]

OMY 🎀🎀🎀

[icy dune]

So slayyy

[twilit river]

🤨

[icy dune]

🎀🎀🎀

[grim edge]

🎀🎀

[drifting veldt]

🎀 youre next 🎀

[orchid crown]

Are you preppy?

[grim edge]

Let's tie bows on percy's hair

[orchid crown]

Fr

[orchid crown]

Yess

[twilit river]

Tf

[grim edge]

I think Percy is cute

Percy jackson

Typa thing

[orchid crown]

You read percy jackson?!

[grim edge]

No i watched Percy jackson

🎀🎀

[fleet scroll]

I read percy jackson when it came out, back in the day

[grim edge]

I saw the movie the medusa one

[fleet scroll]

back in 2005 💀

[grim edge]

WhAT wait how old are you

[stable perch]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-guy-senior-walker-gif-7660497

[rocky epoch]

28

[grim edge]

Did I ask you

[fleet scroll]

27

[rocky epoch]

bruh

[grim edge]

Jk asser

[icy dune]

Ass-we

[grim edge]

Woah

[grim edge]

😭😭 don't do my asser brother like that

He's 1 elo

[stable perch]

how do ppl concentrate with music i get distracted by it 💀

[rocky epoch]

They dont

[fleet scroll]

pick relaxing music

[grim edge]

I want a live hikaru reaction

[fleet scroll]

this is what I was listening to while playing blitz today, and I won all my games except one (because my boss walked in my office)
https://open.spotify.com/track/3snucZE6sKH9o01gDCaj5G?si=21763097a4b7485f

[grim edge]

😨

[orchid crown]

Very relaxing also for some reason listening to metal mentally drains me

I dunno why

[fleet scroll]

some people find the faster pace of the music anxiety-inducing

[drifting veldt]

hi meeow

[grim edge]

Whenever I listen songs i lose

[fleet scroll]

meeoowwwwwwww >:3

mrrrp. mrrowwwww

[grim edge]

I listen to Eric satie while playing chess it's soothing

😮‍💨

[orchid crown]

Ooh who dat

[grim edge]

A musician

Pianist

🎀

https://tenor.com/view/lisa-simpson-lisa-dancing-dance-the-simpsons-gif-7100543934835455173

[orchid crown]

Noice

[grim edge]

Preppy 🎀

me tryna enjoy today's work but deep inside im meeehhhhh

[rocky epoch]

Yapping

Alot of yapping

[orchid crown]

Is this sarcasm

[fleet scroll]

rate the piano in this song
https://open.spotify.com/track/3sizVMerlajPegOZWbMKwZ?si=b9993123cc2f4432

[twilit river]

Don't mind him he just hates people having fun

[grim edge]

very lisa simpson

cranky x complaining

[orchid crown]

Allr lmao

Im trying to be a violinist

[grim edge]

Percy it's your dad's song

[orchid crown]

Will i make it lol

[orchid crown]

Lmaoo

[grim edge]

I can't hear no piano tbh lmao 🤣

But the music goes hard

[fleet scroll]

it's right in the intro...

[grim edge]

Oh yeah it was good lol

[fleet scroll]

one of their songs has a harpsichord intro

[grim edge]

Damn

[fleet scroll]

they tour with a full orchestra and one of the band members is an opera singer

[grim edge]

Opera 🎀🎀🎀

I sing opera sometimes

[orchid crown]

Does anyone here like Jazz or is it just me 😭

[fleet scroll]

she has a full opera track on (in my opinion) their best album

[grim edge]

Gurll i love jazz

[fleet scroll]

I'm not the biggest fan of jazz, but I appreciate its contributions immensely

[orchid crown]

Woah Fr??

[fleet scroll]

literally all metal drumming techniques are from jazz. All of them

[orchid crown]

Yippee

[grim edge]

No 🤣

[grim edge]

Yippee

[orchid crown]

Huh never knew that

[fleet scroll]

here's the full opera song on the album
https://open.spotify.com/track/0j2gRkwEUIp63z2b5D2zwG?si=8dac695cb1604a12

[orchid crown]

Lmao

[fleet scroll]

and here's the harpsichord intro
https://open.spotify.com/track/2FXckoxZCBeWvg3IaFd1EW?si=72d47be55c42429a

[drifting veldt]

im literally abt to take a nap

watch this

[orchid crown]

Have you ever tried bass?

[orchid crown]

Sleep well!!

[drifting veldt]

omg ty . goodbye my preppy freind 🎀🎀

[grim edge]

🎀🎀

[fleet scroll]

yes I have a bass. I can only play one song on it though 😭

[grim edge]

This is too real

[orchid crown]

🫡 alright soldier

[fleet scroll]

oh wait two songs

[grim edge]

When you're playing with a kid on chess com

Checkmate

[orchid crown]

Is it a metallica song 😭

[fleet scroll]

one slayer song, one death song

[orchid crown]

You know you are done for

[orchid crown]

Ohh

[grim edge]

No they are done

[orchid crown]

Woah gm julia

[grim edge]

😎

[rocky epoch]

gets crushed by them

[drifting veldt]

ugh im literally gonna go to bed in makeup

[grim edge]

Real kids are fire

[drifting veldt]

i dont have the willpower to get up tho 😭

[grim edge]

No no no honononojono

No

Remove that makeup

[drifting veldt]

what if. and hear me out. i dont

😭

[fleet scroll]

do you really want your pillow to be covered in makeup

[drifting veldt]

its light

[fleet scroll]

it's gonna be so greasy and nasty

[drifting veldt]

its not gonna be greasy smh

also even if it would all rub off im too eepy to wash it off

literally gods eepiest soldier fr

ur mom's gonna disown you in three days u gonna let that slide?

hell yeah

[upbeat viper]

hi

[grim edge]

REMOVE YOUR MAKEUP

[grim edge]

🎀

Are you a nisekoi fan too?

[vestal basin]

Hi

[twilit river]

Just hit 1300😎

Shu was the best friend of raku right?

Bcs I am she/her

Yeah

Ok got class now bozo bb

[vestal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[grim edge]

I love ya ❤️

Hii

Reppin out those hundos

He broke up with me

Im just kidding we are not dating

Yes

[pale glen]

people in 1800s definitely did not see that chess turnover

[grim edge]

Lmao

@grim edge why your name is leg

[pale glen]

whats the secret

[balmy meadow]

They violated Sagar Shah by roasting him , Even tho he won 2/3 Women

[grim edge]

Oh ok

[balmy meadow]

Is your name Leghael Johnson

I hage come for your mushroom head

[grim edge]

Hahaha

[fleet scroll]

really?

it's not 2012 lil bro

[pale glen]

be on the lookout

[minor spoke]

No let’s emphasize what u just said

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ihatechess

This is the Chess.com profile of ihatechess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1545 (1689 peak)
Blitz: 1405 (1452 peak)
Bullet: 1603 (1737 peak)

[topaz plaza]

I had to make a new account and close my other one 😦

It wouldn't let me assign my visa to the main chess.com account so I tried making a new one and that allowed me to subscribe to diamond but as per not violating terms I must close the other.

So at least I have diamond now.

Bye Bye- my 1800 in 4p 😦

[bitter lily]

Bro what

[covert cosmos]

what the sigma

[bitter lily]

Censored bc I know some nerd will be like erm what the sigma

Ban him

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1XGmzt0PVuFgQYYnV2It7A?si=6cf845b6d1084ed4

[bitter lily]

I'm just saying bro at least those 2 ppl still in the server

[bitter lily]

Thats crazy

[fading swan]

where you go I go
what you see I see

"How to kill chat"

[topaz plaza]

We did it!

already got my 1600's back on 4p 🙂

Anyone want to join me for team chess?

No pressure just if you're not well versed lmk and I can help.

[fading swan]

you can ask on #💬〡chess-talk you'll have high chances to get people playing with you :)

[topaz plaza]

I do that but others tell me to post in variants and I do that but no one replies.

It's fine.

[fading swan]

no one talks in this channel anyway, just ask on #💬〡chess-talk if a mod didnt tell u to not..

ignore others

not in variants channel

[upbeat viper]

So many babies

🥰

[grim edge]

what is that

[upbeat viper]

Spiders

[fading swan]

ewww

I hate spiders

[upbeat viper]

They cute

[fading swan]

just for now, not when they be grown 😭 🙏

[upbeat viper]

tru

[topaz plaza]

What sort of hell?

Spiders as pets...NO!

[upbeat viper]

I'll probably really em later outside

I'm not planning to keep them long term lol

[topaz plaza]

lol

[upbeat viper]

they'll surely help with mosquitos

[topaz plaza]

Yes true.

[cursive pawn]

Helo

Good 👍

[jaunty kindle]

Typical 400 elo chat

[grim edge]

Keep them and become Spiderman

[upbeat viper]

Na

[lusty wagon]

snack

[drifting veldt]

meow

[drifting veldt]

bast wtf

[upbeat viper]

Wat

Only spiders

[jaunty kindle]

smash

[lusty wagon]

the spiders???

i guess i cant talk

[jaunty kindle]

No, ur mom

[lusty wagon]

hm thats crazy but unfortunately for you that would be a crime as im already married to your mom

[jaunty kindle]

Ur mom, not mine

[lusty wagon]

i know what i said

[jaunty kindle]

Thats a good start. Now start thinking too xD

[lusty wagon]

nah thats for betas

[celest vapor]

Who's gonna watch the UCL match on Saturday?

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[celest vapor]

UCL. Football, not chess.

[lusty wagon]

lmao

[drifting veldt]

meow

[celest vapor]

Real Madrid vs Dortmund Oof

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[grim edge]

Hi

[viscid scaffold]

Bro is blind

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-ratio-ratio-bozo-zyzz-ratio-ratio-zyzz-gif-24383560

[viscid scaffold]

🤸‍♂️
🏌️‍♂️

[lusty wagon]

blud please stop embarrasing yourself

[fleet scroll]

WOOHOO

[lusty wagon]

your mother

[viscid scaffold]

@mods

[fleet scroll]

I took my last practice exam and it felt trivially easy

[viscid scaffold]

Now imma snitch fr

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179>

[viscid scaffold]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lusty wagon]

dont ping mods bozo

[fleet scroll]

I did it, yay

[lusty wagon]

blud why get mods here

my opps

[manic vigil]

CHOCO

yoy

[viscid scaffold]

Fr

[manic vigil]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

such a cutie for doing this

[viscid scaffold]

No shit

[manic vigil]

elooo?

[viscid scaffold]

Shut up dahlia

[grim edge]

sure

[viscid scaffold]

Good

[grim edge]

alr

[manic vigil]

Anyone wanna play chess

[lusty wagon]

mods

justt because of my past actions

[strange skiff]

I think he left

[lusty wagon]

you thought

[fallen valley]

Forgib me

[lusty wagon]

i was the one

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

[fleet scroll]

he deleted his messages when someone threatened to ping mods, not realizing I had a screenshot lmao

[strange skiff]

[lusty wagon]

yeah sure you just cant ban me anymore

i dont make the rules

[strange skiff]

I do das not one of them

[lusty wagon]

mad

[upbeat viper]

nah banned

[strange skiff]

noice

[lusty wagon]

i could sue you know

be carefull my lawyers may be in contact

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[obtuse harbor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-no-sign-of-intelligent-life-dumb-toy-story-gif-11489315

[zealous glen]

not realizing the screenshot is useless

[zealous glen]

shut

[drifting veldt]

meow meow

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thedivineleo

This is the Chess.com profile of thedivineleo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1363 (peak)
Blitz: 955 (924 peak)
Bullet: 668 (676 peak)

[grim edge]

another banger https://open.spotify.com/track/4ywvnllm7kpaXDsa1VNNpY?si=3d90a7026c0840d8

[swift bone]

yo

[minor spoke]

Am I wrong though

[modest swan]

What would a Tris Armageddon look like?

[drifting veldt]

emeow

🎀

[celest vapor]

Anyone here play efootball?

[zealous glen]

no idc what u say, i just know u said it and i dont like it

[minor spoke]

[zealous glen]

i would agree with it if anyone else would say that

[minor spoke]

Dang I see how it is

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[celest vapor]

So you hate him?

[zealous glen]

yes i hate her

[zealous glen]

YEAH CRY ABOUT IT

take a wild guess

[glossy radish]

hey

[minor spoke]

💀💀💀

[devout shoal]

OLYMPIAKOS🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

Anittas here?

[bright prairie]

no s

[tulip lichen]

hello chat

Oh my god my ps2 cant even run san andreas anymore

the gpu is dying

[buoyant gorge]

buy ps3

[tulip lichen]

do I got ps3 money

the only thing remotely close to that in my household is a broken xbox 360

[tulip lichen]

blud I still have a square tv

[buoyant gorge]

sell it

and buy a pc

[tulip lichen]

but then no tv

and no ps2

like

[buoyant gorge]

but pc

[tulip lichen]

bro a family of 4 aint using 1 pc for everyone

[buoyant gorge]

hmm, true

sell the family

[tulip lichen]

ig 2

[tulip lichen]

andrew tate finna be the best customer

he paying well

[buoyant gorge]

:)))

[tulip lichen]

bro i just saw someone make mochi brownies

[buoyant gorge]

what is mochi brownies ( i translated and don't work)

[upbeat viper]

hola

[buoyant gorge]

hello

[upbeat viper]

hmmm

I don't know your username

👀

nice to meet you

[buoyant gorge]

nice to meet you too

[buoyant gorge]

bertholdt

[upbeat viper]

I can read

but nice SNK fan :p

[buoyant gorge]

say bertuloto:))

[upbeat viper]

hai

berutoruto

actually

[glossy radish]

basta

[upbeat viper]

hi v

[astral adder]

hi

[buoyant gorge]

hi

[glossy radish]

shdooeod

nope

[buoyant gorge]

wah

[upbeat viper]

interesting it isn't

hmmmm

[glossy radish]

why isn’t it

[upbeat viper]

no clue

[upbeat viper]

welcome

[glossy radish]

another victim

[astral adder]

thanks

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

ouw a new player

noice

[glossy radish]

sacrifice

[buoyant gorge]

nice rating

[astral adder]

😭

[glossy radish]

nice face

[buoyant gorge]

hahaha ,ty

[glossy radish]

i bet ur from romanian

[buoyant gorge]

wait

[glossy radish]

oh there’s a baby spider idk where it went

[buoyant gorge]

how

[glossy radish]

wdym how

[buoyant gorge]

howw??

[glossy radish]

only romanians are bleh

[astral adder]

💀

[glossy radish]

hi

[astral adder]

hi

[upbeat viper]

speaking of which

[glossy radish]

crush it with your hammer

[buoyant gorge]

crazy opinion but it's okay

[upbeat viper]

Aww

[glossy radish]

aw

[glossy radish]

your face is bleh

[upbeat viper]

wanna see one walk ?

[buoyant gorge]

ok

[glossy radish]

i remember going to school, opening the car door, rolling down the windows and saw a bunch of baby spiders flying into the car

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

heavily traumatised but wtv. show it

lemme see them walk

[glossy radish]

chopsticks are for eating. stop playing with your food

[upbeat viper]

eeee

[glossy radish]

wait those aren’t chopsticks

[upbeat viper]

no

[drifting geyser]

So my account was just stole.

[upbeat viper]

contact support then !

[drifting geyser]

I contacted chess.com support already.

[glossy radish]

email doesn’t work anymore right

[upbeat viper]

then be patient

[upbeat viper]

indeed

now it's https://www.chess.com/support

[glossy radish]

that’s lame

[drifting geyser]

I won't go into specifics but it was my fault. I guess.

so now I can't play chess tonight 😦

[upbeat viper]

they might be able to help you anyway

[upbeat viper]

rip

[glossy radish]

nothings stopping you

[upbeat viper]

well actually

kinda

[drifting geyser]

lol

[grim edge]

noob chat ?

[glossy radish]

go lichess

[upbeat viper]

hmm

[drifting geyser]

Yeah I'm on lichess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2111 (peak)
Blitz: 2108 (peak)
Bullet: 2105 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

I wouldn't call me a noob

[glossy radish]

good stay there

[drifting geyser]

Quiet noob.

[fleet scroll]

I would >:3

[glossy radish]

noob

[grim edge]

you're overrated

[upbeat viper]

[glossy radish]

i’m top 900

[drifting geyser]

Lmao'

[upbeat viper]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> v (b-li-x)

This is the Chess.com profile of b-li-x. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: v (b-li-x)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 935 (993 peak)
Blitz: 776 (822 peak)
Bullet: 852 (887 peak)

[drifting geyser]

So anyone game for a game on the old lichess.org

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

yup

uhm no

[glossy radish]

[upbeat viper]

but if someone wants to play you, send em the link in DMs

cuz

!links

[stable jungle]

Please do not post competitive website links in the Chess.com server chats!

[glossy radish]

lichess.com

[fleet scroll]

Non-profits are inherently not competitive

[glossy radish]

wait is lichess.com real

[drifting geyser]

what!

This is an outrage

[glossy radish]

ikr

[drifting geyser]

Anyways my lichess is Unknown_960

add if you want to play

[glossy radish]

rating?

[drifting geyser]

or something idk if it's even possible on this website

like 1350

[glossy radish]

nope i’ll pass

[drifting geyser]

nvm it's lower

it's much lower

[glossy radish]

uh huh sure

let’s blitz

[drifting geyser]

im packing a bowl now

[tulip lichen]

please

PLEASE

[grim edge]

goodluck

[tulip lichen]

NEVER POST ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN

[upbeat viper]

:'(-

[tulip lichen]

not enough swords

[tulip lichen]

all fun n games until they start jumping or smth idk

I don't trust creepy crawlies

gives me the heebie jeebies

[grim edge]

played a brilliant move against myself in a bullet game

im so sigma 😎

[glossy radish]

uhh i hate chess

[grim edge]

wrong chat

[tulip lichen]

OMG SO SIGMA

[grim edge]

but you should know

[tulip lichen]

ITS HTE SIGMER RIZZLER

OMG OMG

blud stfu

[grim edge]

is bro schizo 🥶

[tulip lichen]

how bro felt after saying that:🐺😈😈😈😈🔥🔥🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🔥🔥

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-24293069

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1178912160118747256/1227091642960318534/attachment.gif

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-discord-speech-bubble-crazy-gif-26803444

[tulip lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[drifting geyser]

Who isn't?

[grim edge]

"you dont mess with me or my soul will absorb you"

[warm spindle]

:3

[tulip lichen]

fr

[drifting geyser]

My soul will absorb the light.

For darkness is my ally. (What am I?)

[grim edge]

My heart

Kinda hurts

[drifting geyser]

no it shouldn't!

why does it do that...

[sturdy laurel]

Hey guys if there was any anonymous links that was sent by me it’s bc I’m hacked

[drifting veldt]

meow meow

[drifting geyser]

@sturdy laurel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1o&list=RDuhG-vLZrb-g&index=2

We're in your system.

(joking)

[sturdy laurel]

Very funny 😒

[drifting geyser]

It's just a little to convienent that was the song I currently am listening to.

Also, thanks & sorry

[sturdy laurel]

Ok

[sturdy laurel]

It’s ok

I was just appealing that the link wasn’t sent by me

[gleaming pollen]

hi I'm new 👋

[upbeat viper]

welcome !

[gleaming pollen]

hi

@grim edge how are you doing

what are you getting to eat

nice 😁

cheese burger

agreed

okay bye 👋

[celest vapor]

Who pinged me?

[lime lava]

I didnt know that haha
what are the rules?

[lime lava]

me

[minor spoke]

No I did

[lime lava]

nonono... I did

[warm spindle]

Poison

[tulip lichen]

#〘📝〙rules

[lime lava]

Send me an Audio
Im not reading all that

[grim edge]

Hi

Hy

[minor spoke]

Distribution

[grim edge]

Lemon Law

[karmic heron]

If life gives you lemons

start a lemon tycoon

[drifting veldt]

if life gives you lemons eat them

[still gulch]

Uo

[drifting geyser]

product placement?

[manic vigil]

why am i not able to open my mic on vc

[stable jungle]

@manic vigil With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[manic vigil]

ty

lob u no homo

ye

mb

[minor spoke]

Invalid opinion

[drifting geyser]

Argument valid.

[manic vigil]

how do i connect my account tho

[primal fern]

type /connect

[manic vigil]

bruh its so complicated for no reason

[minor spoke]

Its not that hard

[primal fern]

it really isn't.

[minor spoke]

Kids so lazy these days

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[manic vigil]

whats your age bruhh

[primal fern]

why does that matter?

[manic vigil]

iono

jus askin

ye i guess it got connected

ty everyone

[primal fern]

look at the way you're speaking....none of anything you said is even words. 'iono' 'jus'

[manic vigil]

i am restarted alr stop yo sherlock holems ahh shi

😭

[primal fern]

just click this....

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[glossy radish]

hello

[manic vigil]

ty it got connected

[primal fern]

nah you haven't

[warm spindle]

Doctor...

[manic vigil]

what do i do next

ive connected it

!trused

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@manic vigil With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[primal fern]

you never typed /connect. you're not connected

[manic vigil]

i never did but the other guy did it for mw

s i clicked on it

chill bruh

anyone

help??

[primal fern]

if you can't figure it out yet just make a post in #1039943660839641139

[manic vigil]

uh so will i have to wait 7 days just so that i can open my mic in the vc

[primal fern]

no, you can still speak after you've connected

[manic vigil]

nope i have been suppred

suppressed *

[primal fern]

because you're not connected....smh

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[primal fern]

it's written very clearly idk how you misinterpret it

!trusted @manic vigil

[stable jungle]

@manic vigil With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[primal fern]

does it say anything in there about not being able to SPEAK in a vc if you are not TRUSTED?

[manic vigil]

yes

[primal fern]

Show me exactly where

[manic vigil]

With the trusted role you can:* 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! |

[primal fern]

read it again

[manic vigil]

to be trusted ill have to wait

7 days it says

[primal fern]

yes. but you can be connected for now, AND SPEAK IN VC

[manic vigil]

i connected

[primal fern]

trusted allows you to stream in vc

[little echo]

i joined hours ago and mic was working, check your setting or something]

[manic vigil]

it also shows in my chesscom profile that i am

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> someone help this guy out he's refusing to listen to me. he can't figure out how to connect his chess.com account despite my repeated attempts to help him.

[manic vigil]

uh just see my dm i am genuienly confused

oh it wont let me dm

is there any text channel where i can send the pic

[upbeat viper]

just connect and you'll be able to speak in vc

[drifting geyser]

I can't share pictures grrr...

[upbeat viper]

if you can't, restart discord, it's a bug that happens sometimes

[upbeat viper]

connect when you get your account back

[drifting geyser]

I had such a good game just now was pretty funny how it ended 😦

Yes, I will.

[manic vigil]

could you accept my dms

this might just be a me problem but could you help

[upbeat viper]

there's no such thing, everything works well

[manic vigil]

just see the pic

[upbeat viper]

waiting for it

my DMs are opened

[manic vigil]

uh nope

cant

could u mssg me

[upbeat viper]

I can't message you either

[manic vigil]

bruhh

[upbeat viper]

change your discord settings about DMs

[worn ice]

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[upbeat viper]

hinitta

[strange skiff]

just click this and wait

if jt doesnt work you either already have one connected or u gotta try on pc