💬〡general-off-topic

[ripe yew]

so that factors to x/20 = 15

[wheat dew]

That question is elementary

[ripe yew]

x = 300km

[fervent comet]

W jamal

[rough rampart]

Ikr

[full glen]

so ez

[ripe yew]

The answer is 300km

[iron barn]

Aight

[full glen]

ur gonna fail math

[ripe yew]

nah that one was a bit confusing

[iron barn]

):

[trail prism]

x=15

[ripe yew]

ah yes one of the terms would be 5 divided by 0 then

[trail prism]

On the first eccuation

[ripe yew]

15 - 15 = 0

i just cross multiplied

[trail prism]

Dunno how to explain in English

[trail prism]

Ooh I did not saw that since it was written in plain text

[ripe yew]

if you put x = 15 in that its just not correct bruh

oh ok

[trail prism]

This is the solution.

[ripe yew]

NO SHEEET ITS NOT 300KM

x/4 - x/5 = 1/4 not 15, its in hourss

x/20 = 1/4

x = 5km

[ripe yew]

BRO ITS 5KM NOT 300KM REE

[full glen]

LMAO

I didn't bother checking that last part smh

[ripe yew]

bro's train station in another city

[full glen]

i think 300km is enough to be at another country

[ripe yew]

yea

[full glen]

40% across france assuming straight line

[worldly rapids]

fsfsdfsd

[full glen]

piss is stored in the balls

[trail prism]

Some kids singing today at our hs and my ears are starting to bleed

[full glen]

wear ear plugs

[crimson meadow]

real

[upbeat viper]

thank you Gotham

[nocturne elk]

which video is this from lol

[minor owl]

This is the reason u have 0 friends 😆

[full glen]

@mods harrasment and personal attack

[minor owl]

I HATE U

GRR

[vivid parrot]

Allez la France !

[bright prairie]

context ?

[wise mortar]

El cheese long time to see

[bright prairie]

when magnus carlsen videos stoped getting views

[grim edge]

W

[bright prairie]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[bright prairie]

no oui oui baguette language

[full glen]

nah hes not el cheesy

[bright prairie]

el cheesy

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-grate-gif-24660491

[minor owl]

Grah 🥺

[slate owl]

he just like me frfr

[topaz plaza]

morning

[minor owl]

The skinwalker

[minor owl]

No fake el chese real el chese 😨☝‼️

💀💀

[fervent comet]

sad

[wise mortar]

UwU

[topaz plaza]

What's good Perry?

[wise mortar]

Hey boo boo

[topaz plaza]

-.0 @wise mortar

I don't get how I can defeat someone way higher than me, then be losing to be ppl's at same level it's brutal.

skill issue is real

[full glen]

cuz you are incapable of defending smh

[topaz plaza]

yup

[olive crane]

cuz people same elo as you play dubious stuff that you dont punish

[topaz plaza]

Both are true.

[empty locust]

1v1 rapid

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[torpid lintel]

How much he/she higher then you?

[drifting veldt]

hi chat

[lime tree]

hi!

[topaz plaza]

200+ ELO more than me, and I lose about 10/1

[lime tree]

kinda blurry

[fervent comet]

ok

[topaz plaza]

though recently I climbed +100 higher than I was before

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao you legit created a meme on that

[vivid jungle]

T

[lapis rover]

.

[grim edge]

There's no way

Where is that one Finnish guy

I forgot his name

That one cute femboy from Finland

[full glen]

F1nisher

plays minecraft right

that omegle guy

you said femboy smh

[zealous glen]

Waddup

[grim edge]

You're him

?

[zealous glen]

Yeah its me

[grim edge]

Prove it

Send the approve thing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clowny chess (zenprochess9)

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Name: Clowny chess (zenprochess9)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 701 (peak)
Blitz: 668 (659 peak)
Bullet: 225

[zealous glen]

How

[unkempt stream]

hi.

[quasi patio]

Ah chat been a while

[drifting veldt]

🇫🇷 🐈 ❓

[quasi patio]

Oui baguette

[zealous glen]

Frencatquestioma

[fervent comet]

weird chat

[wise mortar]

Says u smh

[fervent comet]

shut up quit acting like me

[wise mortar]

What?!!

[fervent comet]

i saw u today acting like me smh

being fake perry

[wise mortar]

No i didnt

[fervent comet]

you did

[wise mortar]

[fervent comet]

you were a fake perry today

I saw

[fervent comet]

yea

[cinder zenith]

[tough pagoda]

Bomboclat

[turbid pewter]

Hello

[frail temple]

I have a riddle for you. You encounter 2 guards. One always lies. The other always tells the truth. How do you find out who's the liar

[zinc cosmos]

h

[manic nova]

This seems to be an easy version. You just need to ask something trivially true, like "is it true that one of you two tell lies?"

[frail temple]

you're wrong

the correct way is to chop off one of them, then ask the survivor, "is he dead"

[manic nova]

😭

[zealous glen]

Maybe the real perry is the friends we made along the way

[zealous glen]

I shoot both of them so they dont bother me no more

[fervent comet]

REAL

[zealous glen]

Yo i just got a 2nd place on a tourney

Won 75$ gg ez

[tall raptor]

The game

[fervent comet]

WOW

[fervent comet]

W bro

[junior drift]

hello I would like to know how to start in 2nd with the black pawns

[light thicket]

i

[topaz plaza]

Quiet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsJat0XjTE&list=RDGMEM_v2KDBP3d4f8uT-ilrs8fQ&start_radio=1&rv=XEEasR7hVhA

[grim edge]

hi guys im back

and more trash than before

[grim edge]

I command the devil to release itself from that burger.

[frail temple]

you are from NZ

[vale frost]

What

[frail temple]

I found the restaurant location

[vale frost]

Whats nz

[frail temple]

New Zealand

5/11 Church Street, CBD, Queenstown 9300, New Zealand

[stuck kestrel]

thats crazy cuh

idk tho the people dont look like new zealanders

[viscid jacinth]

Yo

[vale frost]

Dawg.

Thats from the philippines.

Nz people do not look like those in the picture

[viscid jacinth]

Did bro just saw a restaurant and thought that was the only restaurant in the world

with that name

[vale frost]

Man i want the previous ui,why did they change it

[viscid jacinth]

this is the old ui

So thats pretty cool

[vale frost]

Noe my muscle memory is all messed up

[quasi kayak]

Right?

[vale frost]

Ik thats the probl3m

Ive gottem used to the old one now that they returned it to the way it was am having trouble again with my muscle memory

[stuck kestrel]

how do u even find out the exact location based on that picture

[quasi kayak]

Glad it’s still the same on the older iOS version I’m running

[viscid jacinth]

I mean if I was rainbolt I could

[stuck kestrel]

the people look filipino therefore its manila

[viscid jacinth]

Like there is a green house in side of a devils burger

[stuck kestrel]

i have an old ass ios version so i also have the same ui

[viscid jacinth]

rainbolt could find it

[stuck kestrel]

look through every devils burger location in the philippines

[quasi kayak]

Weird mine might update too who knows

[viscid jacinth]

Anghang is worth it

In filipino it means

[stuck kestrel]

ios software updates dont happen automatically unless u enable that setting

[viscid jacinth]

uhhh

[vale frost]

Yup.

How do i make my chat completely dark black i forgot

[frail temple]

Go to settings (spinny wheel)---->Click on Appearance (under app settings)

Go to theme... click on dark mode.

[vale frost]

This has been my discord for 3 months now and i dunno how to change it

[frail temple]

I told you the insturctions

[zealous glen]

Have you tried turning off your phone?

[vale frost]

Aight thx

[stuck kestrel]

🤯

[vale frost]

Then how do use my phone?..

[zealous glen]

That wasnt the question

Question was how to make the chat FULLY dark

[vale frost]

Oh thx

My eyes feel much more better now

[zealous glen]

Not how to use it while its fully black

[vale frost]

This all feels new lmfao i feel like am in another app

[zealous glen]

And the chat will be the most black if u turn ur phone off

[vale frost]

Blaack looks way more better

I got that dark room feeling

[fervent comet]

ok

[teal dragon]

Finally an explanation for the masses
https://youtube.com/shorts/hfhL6vEj9Ls?si=VjnHmVMlSkHF0bdq

[viscid jacinth]

is that quintos

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/c9E1e6JKVjU?si=NVNAZSWbUJmx6vMJ

[bright prairie]

hi chat

[fervent comet]

stop watching brain rot youtube shorts :)

[covert cosmos]

snap back to reality

[cinder zenith]

Heya

[orchid crown]

I love fish too

[cinder zenith]

[orchid crown]

Yipee

[orchid crown]

Why is chat dead lol

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-revive-chat-dead-dead-chat-cat-revive-revive-gif-20501642

[viscid jacinth]

Dead chat

[minor spoke]

Dead chat

[fervent comet]

ok

[winged sage]

Hello guys

im gonna go i dont think anyone is online today

[grim edge]

Chat I need DND character ideas

[winged agate]

I got banned from Levy's server

[winged sage]

who's levy?

[winged agate]

Gofam

[barren lake]

Gofham chest

[winged sage]

oh you mean gotham?

[winged agate]

yea, gofam

[winged sage]

go where

[winged agate]

go to fam cheese

[winged sage]

👍

[barren lake]

Rogue with carpal tunnel

[winged agate]

a duck

[barren lake]

Or wizard with dementia

Forgets the word to a spell every 5 turns

[lofty kernel]

chat i have a math test

i dont wanna study

[fleet scroll]

Illusion wizard with no offensive spells that uses magic to look really scary

[grim edge]

Okay I figured it out ty guys

My character is actually nice why have I not made it earlier

[tacit knot]

.

[amber mural]

Hello

[trail prism]

Dead chat

[lime lava]

Wagwan

[lime lava]

Im here

[trail prism]

Dofus is a true G

[lime lava]

[lime lava]

I like swearing
Is part of my culture

An important one

[trail prism]

Indeed

[topaz plaza]

Ugh,

[grim edge]

I swear to never be cringe again. Yeah I like swearing, too

[lime lava]

Its much better
We need less politically correct people

[lime lava]

You like to swear
Not to say the truth
Cringe ah

[topaz plaza]

Wait a minute!

That green thing left beside my name finally,

Does that mean I could stream?

It says I can't stream -.-

[lime lava]

You have to be trusted

[topaz plaza]

It is.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gmsigmunk

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 806
Blitz: 907 (1511 peak)
Bullet: 637 (1059 peak)

[topaz plaza]

Wait, why's that my old account...

Uh

[lime lava]

Type "/trust"

[topaz plaza]

Oh my account must be fourteen days old

Glad I have to wait another week.

[grim edge]

🎓

[topaz plaza]

I think I'll leave discord alone for a while.

I'm sort of past this whole waiting thing,

[grim edge]

Hello Eliel

[oak night]

Imagine 😭

[grim edge]

Wait what? Who's the Eliel typing?

[grim edge]

Peri peri chicken

[tulip lichen]

helloooo

[tulip lichen]

wheres the final reult

[chilly willow]

For me 🥺

[warm spindle]

Nasty.

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/37BZB0z9T8Xu7U3e65qxFy?si=cae463661cb34d9e

[warm spindle]

"Raging storm"

[grim edge]

"Arch928"

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mindlin

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Premium Member: False
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Rapid: 2025 (2050 peak)
Blitz: 1741 (peak)

[fleet scroll]

L bozo. Same thing as saying “we need more people to be nasty”

[lime lava]

No
Your interpretation is kinda off
But ill change it so the boring endgame grinder can undestand
We need more people to stop pretending to be kind and nice
But then when nobody is watching
He is the first to fk u

On the internet

[fleet scroll]

Has nothing to do with political correctness. That’s just not being an ass

[lime lava]

"Pretending not being an ass"

The worst type

The ones who point the finger to everybody

[warm spindle]

Nah its not the same.

Cause like, just think. "Raging storm".

[cursive pawn]

928

[warm spindle]

I'm home rn.

I haven't benched innkore than 5 days. Am I losing gains?

[fleet scroll]

Huh? When I’m an ass I own it

[cursive pawn]

u left college

[warm spindle]

Yes.

[fleet scroll]

Aint no way you’re gonna out-sass me 😂

[warm spindle]

I'm at my girlfriend's for her birthday weekend, but thats basically my house.

[cursive pawn]

im making good bench gains

[cursive pawn]

happy birthday enjoy

[warm spindle]

Thank you for wishing me Happy birthday exactly 3 months early.

[cursive pawn]

i meant for gf

[lime lava]

Im not talking about you

[warm spindle]

No they're mine.

[cursive pawn]

yes i know im wishing them happy bd🥰

[warm spindle]

No I mean the wishes are mine.

[cursive pawn]

stop stealing

[grim edge]

uhm okay. how about you check this game i played against a 1621. he resigned. and my accuracy is 89%.. holy guacamole https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/110500313689?tab=review

[worn ice]

DahliaxChess (777) vs. eloding (1621)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e3 e6 5. Bd3 dxc4 6. Bxc4 Qb6 7. a3 Be7 8. Nc3 O-O 9. O-O Nbd7 10. e4 Rd8 11. Bf4 Qxb2 12. Na4 Qxa1 13. Qxa1 b5 14. Bb3 bxa4 15. Bxa4 Bb7 16. e5 Nd5 17. Bg3 N7b6 18. Bc2 Nc4 19. Qb1 Nxa3 20. Bxh7+ Kh8 21. Qxb7 Kxh7 

[grim edge]

easy

[minor spoke]

Wtf

[grim edge]

it's queen's gambit and board awareness theory lmao

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wataten-watashi-ni-tenshi-ga-maiorita-anime-hana-drool-gif-16059201

[grim edge]

im genuine and if im off maybe im having a bad day

[grim edge]

said i played like a 1700.. let's goooooo

[warm spindle]

I'm only <500 i don't think I know how to do the queens variation defense gambits.

[grim edge]

i think you do. we should play chess again

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/swiper-oh-man-no-swing-dora-gif-11530790

[grim edge]

you will feel the rage and wrath and fire and anger

[warm spindle]

Actually I will feel my mouse clicking when I move the pieces.

[lime lava]

Why are you guys explaining yourself...

I said that just cause I saw an autistic girl get bullied in school
And the people that bullied her made a trend on the internet to support her...
Haha
If I was a student there

https://tenor.com/view/girl-fight-gif-fighting-hair-gif-24844246

[grim edge]

your fave gif

[grim edge]

yeah that sucks. i responded because i saw that you type so much

[warm spindle]

I will have to warn you. I almost made it to 300 at my peak.

[lime lava]

I knew that
We all know your tiktok brain cant read

[grim edge]

you will play better after our games. you will learn from my blunders

[grim edge]

i dont have a tiktok. maybe i had because i was curious but i forgot the password so technically i dont have. anyway, byee

[warm spindle]

If I lose ill give you my resident catboy.

[grim edge]

what is a resident catboy?

[teal dragon]

https://youtu.be/xFYQQPAOz7Y?si=8yLSTYG1t8yPbRd3

[grim edge]

Oh wow eminem

[teal dragon]

Kirby gravity isn't real.. electromagnetism is what you're experiencing

[teal dragon]

Ello

[topaz plaza]

Eminem is great.

[teal dragon]

The only resident catboy I know are the furries in this server

[grim edge]

Challengers tomorrow afternoon

[teal dragon]

Bet

[grim edge]

uhm the lyrics is vulgar. i suggest you delete what you typed

[topaz plaza]

But this is fire! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGzY-ihqWc&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbAVM0NKUpo_xKyQ&index=2

[grim edge]

i was expecting an 8 audio song lol

[teal dragon]

Yea wtf

[green jungle]

💀 💀 💀

[teal dragon]

I got a story for you tomorrow regarding lyrics in that 8mile song

[patent delta]

Why do I not have mic perms?

[grim edge]

alright

[teal dragon]

You don't just waltz into the nerd brigade demanding a voice

[grim edge]

you have to wait a bit

[teal dragon]

@alpine coral

Yea what the category 2 hurricane said

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@teal dragon With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[patent delta]

How long?

[teal dragon]

To talk u just connect

!connect

Link ur disc to cringe chess com acct

To stream u do that bullshit the turtle said

[grim edge]

idk maybe a few minutes. best to connect your cc account.

[teal dragon]

You're a full on nerd when cringe meets cringe and they track your bowel movements

[patent delta]

How do I do that?

[primal fern]

type /connect in here

[teal dragon]

/connect

It's in that paragraph the bot said

[teal dragon]

This

[grim edge]

lmao

<@&745328830649991179> not kid-friendly.

kids may wait cause uncle drake is on the way 🗣️🙏

[carmine silo]

not drake

[teal dragon]

I'm reporting Dahlia the storm. I live in hurricane capital of the US and she's coming to harm my beach days

[grim edge]

yea

[topaz plaza]

Anyone want to team with me in 4p?

[grim edge]

some of those effects last years

[alpine sigil]

you are cooked

[topaz plaza]

My old rating is 2100, we could climb I know all the moves.

[tulip lichen]

heya

[topaz plaza]

lmk

[grim edge]

hopefully not

[topaz plaza]

Only one spot available

[grim edge]

down with joe biden

[alpine sigil]

assault Joe Biden🗣️

[tulip lichen]

what did he say

[grim edge]

"While fever, fatigue, death at the injection site and major organs failure are some of the commonly known side-effects..."

[grim edge]

sexual stuff

[alpine sigil]

dude is definitely cooked

[tulip lichen]

nah, tell me in dms

[alpine sigil]

rest in peace

[tulip lichen]

what did he say

quote him

[grim edge]

No I won't DM you

[grim edge]

says whoooo 😭

[full glen]

chess 2

[tulip lichen]

ok say it here then

[grim edge]

lol no

[tulip lichen]

blud just tell me

[tulip lichen]

what did he say

[alpine sigil]

says me

[full glen]

bro wants a women to tell him sexual stuff smh

@mods sexual harassment

[tulip lichen]

ever heard of a quote

[grim edge]

he said smth about your mom iirc

[tulip lichen]

gfys

[tulip lichen]

funny how I made this gif

that gc was WILD

[tulip lichen]

farewell solider

[zealous glen]

@grim edge no way ai on vc?

[alpine sigil]

whar

[zealous glen]

with no doofus in sight?

[tulip lichen]

it's been a good ride

[alpine sigil]

whar

yo this prohibited?

shit

[tulip lichen]

@alpine sigil what do you think this was

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

im not even talking here

[zealous glen]

yeah i see

[alpine sigil]

damnn didn't notice

[full glen]

hows your skin

[carmine silo]

hi

[carmine silo]

@tulip lichen look in dms

[tulip lichen]

racism

[full glen]

im getting banned for racism 😔

[full glen]

so sigma 🥰😍

[full glen]

LMAO

[grim edge]

ai be too based

[alpine sigil]

literally

[tulip lichen]

wouldnt wish this upon my greatest enemy🙏

[grim edge]

[lime lava]

Tf

[rocky epoch]

you post this so much

[zealous glen]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

cause u totally dontspam amongus memes

@rocky epoch ew youre an ultrakill fan?

[rocky epoch]

Do not

Ultrakill hater = kid who never tried ultrakill

[zealous glen]

dumbass, p ranked everything

its just emberassing to have someone like you in the community

[rocky epoch]

😂😂

Thats what a worthless human says

[zealous glen]

literally 95% of people here dislike you

idk how dumb u gotta be to still have such a big ego lol

when no one liking you starts to become a meme, theres a problem dawg

[rocky epoch]

Hmmm

[zealous glen]

everything anyone makes a point, u send dumbass pictures, not responding in any way that makes sense

[rocky epoch]

Person above me is worthless and a dumbahh

[grim edge]

This is gonna burn on the way out

[zealous glen]

LMAOOOOO LIL BRO HAD TO EDIT

[rocky epoch]

pork?

[zealous glen]

absolute failure right here @rocky epoch

[grim edge]

Peri peri chicken

[rocky epoch]

delicious

[rocky epoch]

So delicious

[grim edge]

It’s a dish created after Portuguese colonized Africa they discovered these chili’s there and used for marinade

I substituted some similar chilis in it since I can’t get the African ones

Vitamix earning its keep

[cursive pawn]

helo guys

[cinder ledge]

Hello, has anyone else here gotten a dm from a random person about their OF?

[cinder ledge]

hello

[dapper grove]

???

tf is this

lil timmy on the forbidden 3am motivation

lets keep it forbidden

[tired ruin]

Yeah, the villm person?

[forest ingot]

Hi general off topic

[full glen]

wheres general on topic

[tired ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[full glen]

wheres specific off topic

[forest ingot]

Yeah I watched it

[chilly willow]

Eww puke pawn

[mild apex]

Cap

[grim edge]

@lament nexus here I go again

[cursive peak]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/107566318155?tab=review&move=26&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

Bitis2 (934) vs. chmawais627 (929)

Move List

1. d4 [d5] 2. Bf4 Na6 3. e3 c6 4. Nf3 Qb6 5. b3 f6 6. Bd3 Qa5+ 7. c3 e6 8. b4 Qd8 9. O-O f5 10. Ne5 Bd6 11. b5 Nc7 12. bxc6 b6 13. Qh5+ g6 14. Nxg6 hxg6 15. Qxh8 Kf7 16. Qh7+ Kf6 17. Qh4+ g5 18. Qxg5+ Kf7 19. Qxd8 Ba6 20. Qh4 Bxd3 21. Qh7+ 

[cursive peak]

bitis2

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-13999500

[stoic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/miber-gif-4686180834649124645

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[stoic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[stoic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/tembel-üşengeç-lazy-gif-14696929508884948103

[stoic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-campbell-zachary-campbell-stressed-out-stress-upset-gif-26469661

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-embed-fail-embed-fail-wigo-gif-26317586

[stoic nimbus]

im not getting angry by your comment bud

you spend your time laughing at others because there is no meaning to your life whatsoever✅

[grim edge]

for you to send gifs or pics, connect your cc account now. no hidden charges! 100% legit

[stoic nimbus]

i see

[stoic nimbus]

it wont let me however

[chilly willow]

Anyone going to see snoop dogg

[cinder zenith]

[grim edge]

https://chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[stoic nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/miber-gif-4686180834649124645

why

it wont let me send now

https://tenor.com/view/little-girl-cute-oh-my-god-too-much-stress-oh-gosh-gif-17610373

[warm spindle]

There is a town in mongolia named after you.

[tall plinth]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/107566318155?tab=review&move=26&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

Bitis2 (934) vs. chmawais627 (929)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Na6 3. e3 c6 4. Nf3 Qb6 5. b3 f6 6. Bd3 Qa5+ 7. c3 e6 8. b4 Qd8 9. O-O f5 10. Ne5 Bd6 11. b5 Nc7 12. bxc6 b6 13. Qh5+ g6 14. Nxg6 hxg6 15. Qxh8 Kf7 16. Qh7+ Kf6 17. Qh4+ g5 18. Qxg5+ Kf7 19. Qxd8 Ba6 20. Qh4 Bxd3 21. Qh7+ 

[chilly willow]

There’s a town everywhere that probably got someone’s name

[stoic nimbus]

block?

Nalaikh?

[tall plinth]

shoutout to Bitis2

[peak plank]

oh huh he sent to you too?

[bitter lily]

erm what the sigma

[winter ridge]

Did you get them banned yet

[peak plank]

I have mods pinged about it

[winter ridge]

Basttttt

[peak plank]

its actually a bot scam

[bitter lily]

closest ticket thing i see is #1039943660839641139 but allat is public

[peak plank]

DM it to me

[bitter lily]

closest thing to a ticket

[bitter lily]

dm what to you the ss

[peak plank]

yeah, I can alert mods about it

[bitter lily]

i mean i can too but yeah

[chilly willow]

He has three pronouns U/S/A

🤣😂

[bitter lily]

im male

[chilly willow]

😂

[bitter lily]

bro is 12

[chilly willow]

Just having fun here

[bitter lily]

https://tenor.com/view/when-i-realize-put-pizza-in-the-oven-put-baby-in-bed-gif-13413864343571724499

[chilly willow]

That’s a bad mistake… 😂🤣

[frail temple]

Both are delicious

[chilly willow]

Exactly same difference

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1151167790905040927.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

https://tenor.com/view/certified-fbi-moment-fbi-moment-fbi-gif-24688071

[topaz plaza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZ75qI5BOk

Good tune.

[valid frost]

It's quite normal for you to do that if you're from Hamas

[bitter lily]

from or in

[grim edge]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/san-valentin-gif-8022758834552143209

[full glen]

what this guy sent: https://tenor.com/view/san-valentin-gif-8022758834552143209

[grim edge]

thanks

[twilit river]

Whose alt is this🤨

[grim edge]

?

my friends just told me to join discord to learn chess

[twilit river]

🤨sure buddy

[grim edge]

??

why are you so mean

[brittle cosmos]

hmm

[twilit river]

hmm

[torpid lintel]

Zel

[cursive pawn]

u sound pretty angry

@grim edge @warm spindle im in the lead of a competition

[restive storm]

alt moment

[torpid lintel]

Nice! There are lot of channel that can help you haha.
Wanna know about them?

First use /connect
Then go to #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk

Also look here #1040028251965358121 Lot of advice there!

[cursive pawn]

Hi why steal my name

[torpid lintel]

On #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk ask anything related to improvement in chess, people will be happy to help

[cursive pawn]

Lower elo keeps name

High elo means ur beta

[full glen]

my elo is 2700

[naive flint]

Imma make chat die

[torpid lintel]

No.

It does not matter

[naive flint]

gay

Jk lol

[torpid lintel]

Now everyone can talk :)

[cursive pawn]

Thank u for ur service

[torpid lintel]

I made chat alive

[cursive pawn]

Chat is always dead

[full glen]

what ur type

[torpid lintel]

Not #💬〡chess-talk

[naive flint]

This user hate trusted role

[cursive pawn]

Yea the bozo chat is alive

[grim edge]

thanks but i'll create chess.com account later

[cursive pawn]

This person hates mods

[grim edge]

right now i only have a lichess account because that was what i was recommended

[torpid lintel]

Okay.
After you make chess.com account you can connect to get #1039982616159465595 or #💬〡improvement-talk
In a meantime you can go here #1040028251965358121 message
On how to improve post.

[naive flint]

I user who hated trusted role saying @naive flint this person hate mods

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cathuh-what-you-say-what-cat-huh-gif-6014372751227500871

[warm spindle]

OwO

https://tenor.com/view/gambare-gambare-nagatoro-gif-26448300

[bitter lily]

lol what

thats crazy

[bitter lily]

welcome to discord where we have jokes

[cursive pawn]

5 days left

If someone breaks my record i get 2nd place

3rd place doesn’t get anything

[cursive pawn]

Helo stalling

[nocturne elk]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/eR8OEiPdbzQzKrAPHn/giphy.mp4?cid=73b8f7b197accab554b0d833e56a4e96c7020897c090c502&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g

[cursive pawn]

I think if u do the challenge u might win

[nocturne elk]

what challenge is that

[cursive pawn]

Calgary barbell challenge
You have to hold your BW on the bar as long as you can

Without mixed grip or hook or straps

I got 1:51

[nocturne elk]

hmm idk about that lol

[cursive pawn]

Second place is a climber who got 1:46

And there is a lightweight girl who will do it soon i think she might beat me😭

[nocturne elk]

can yall use chalk or bars with crazy knurling?

[cursive pawn]

You can use any bar and chalk

[nocturne elk]

yeah i tried a similar challenge before and a girl beat me lmao

[cursive pawn]

I think only 20kg bar

[nocturne elk]

it was deadhang challenge on a slippery bar

[cursive pawn]

Yea easier for lower bw

[nocturne elk]

oh that might help a lot

[cursive pawn]

This what i could win but it’s only for north americans

[warm spindle]

I could do tha

[nocturne elk]

oh nice

[cursive pawn]

Aren’t you 230lbs

[warm spindle]

Is it like you deadlift then stay locked.

[cursive pawn]

Yea you hold it

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[cursive pawn]

With your body weight on the bar

[warm spindle]

I done farmers walks for 100 secs with half my BW in each hand one time.

not 100 seconds.

1 minute.

[cursive pawn]

Yea i think neutral grip is easier

[warm spindle]

evil grip

[cursive pawn]

Are you gonna do it

[chilly willow]

I would win that challenge so fast

Lucky I’m not there

[warm spindle]

No.

i dont tryhard'

[cursive pawn]

It’s challenge for everyone

I mean for NA

[cursive pawn]

U can easy win

And you gotta stay hard

[nocturne elk]

@cursive pawn who do u think would do better, an average strongman competitor or climber

[chilly willow]

I must be 140 soaking wet and I lift 120lb brake drums over my head

[cursive pawn]

I saw a strongman do 270kg for 2 minute hold before i did mine

[nocturne elk]

💀 that doesnt seem very average to me lol

[cursive pawn]

I think some elite strongmen but most climbers will beat ur average strongman

[nocturne elk]

ooo what about like elite vs elite?

[cursive pawn]

Hmmmm

[nocturne elk]

would be a fascinating youtube video to watch ngl

[cursive pawn]

I think elite strongman

Because all of them juiced up lmao

[nocturne elk]

dam really? i thought like the climbers would have the advantage bc lower bw

[viscid scaffold]

Beat in what?

[nocturne elk]

that is a good point lol

[cursive pawn]

Well actually i think climbers now that i think about it because i think alot of them can like do crazy 10 minute holds

[nocturne elk]

yeah its seems like strongmen would perform way better in absolute strength and climbers would do better in relative strength

[cursive pawn]

Yea true but i saw these strongman do 270kg so if we go down to like 160-190 they might be able to get like 5minutes+

[cursive pawn]

Longest BW hold

[nocturne elk]

that would be so nuts to see

[cursive pawn]

Yea i think i saw some calisthenics athletes do crazy 10 minutes+ hold on bar

[viscid scaffold]

Yeah offc bruh

[nocturne elk]

double overhand 6 plates is ridiculous i cant imagine shaking hands with them lol

[viscid scaffold]

Cause that's what climbers are trained for

[nocturne elk]

Oh yeah didnt magnus do some crazy thing until his hand went numb too

[cursive pawn]

Alot of strongmen also train for that since it is part of the sport

[minor spoke]

Caius chai curry is crazy

[cursive pawn]

Lmao my hands went numb on my hold hahaha

[viscid scaffold]

They too heavy to be doing that for long time

[cursive pawn]

I just saw one do 270kg for 2 minutes so idk

[nocturne elk]

he said it was just a matter of how much incentive was on the line for him to continue lol

[viscid scaffold]

Who

[cursive pawn]

https://youtu.be/Ofp7QNGybPc?feature=shared

260*

[nocturne elk]

to be fair the elite guys have absurd grip strength but definitely the average climber would outperform the average SM imo

[cursive pawn]

Yea

But it’s hard to decide on the elite because idk if they do bw stuff

[nocturne elk]

holy crap they the kinda guys to accidentally crush a jar trying to open it lol

[cursive pawn]

The type of guys to eat 10 mcchickens for breakfast

[nocturne elk]

💀 that would b dry as hecc

[viscid scaffold]

I thought we talking about holding a pull up bar

[cursive pawn]

No a barbell

That weighs same as your body

[viscid scaffold]

Well then no climber is beating them

[viscid scaffold]

Oh yeah

[nocturne elk]

ohh i am curious if like some sneaky hitching could be accomplished lol

[viscid scaffold]

Still they not beating them

[cursive pawn]

Yea hitching isn’t allowed

[nocturne elk]

with a dead hang there is no additional resistance possible

*friction rather

[cursive pawn]

I think most elite climbers can hold 60kg for 10minutes+ idk if elite SM can hold 150kg+ for that long

[warm spindle]

+800 aura.

[nocturne elk]

i really want to see Magnus Midtbo do this ngl

[cursive pawn]

Lmao same

[nocturne elk]

bro probably holds it for 15 min if you gave him $1000000

because he said the pain gets excruciating

[cursive pawn]

Yea at the end i lost control of my fingers

Lmao i couldn’t press the record button at the end to finish recording

Because my fingers won’t move

[nocturne elk]

😂

[nocturne elk]

i wonder if doing it at 7-8RPE frequently would significantly help to train one's grip in the long term

[cursive pawn]

I do it but with heavy weight

So a 5-10 second hold

[nocturne elk]

ohh yeah that seems more applicable

[cursive pawn]

Yea but at that weight i feel my lats more than grip lol

Traps

[nocturne elk]

oh

[cursive pawn]

I did 405 for 10 seconds i think

And 440 for like 5-7

[nocturne elk]

wait with dbl overhand?

[cursive pawn]

184
200

[cursive pawn]

Oh nah

Lmaooo

[nocturne elk]

[cursive pawn]

With mixed grip i can prolly do bw for 10 minutes lmao

[nocturne elk]

bruh i didnt realise it helps that much lol

[cursive pawn]

It frucking does

[nocturne elk]

have u seen that world record of the guy doing like some insane amount of pull ups in 24 hours or something

[cursive pawn]

David goggins lol

[nocturne elk]

really? lmao

i thought he was an ultra distance runner type of guy lol

[warm spindle]

Meh.

[cursive pawn]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSY2VXa7T/

[nocturne elk]

oh apparently it is almost 9000 in 24 hours lol

[cursive pawn]

Wait isn’t it 4030

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSY2q8Xs1/

[nocturne elk]

some Japanese man last month

8940 in 24h

[cursive pawn]

Bruh

He done it last year

[nocturne elk]

oh bruh lol

[nocturne elk]

oh i searched the GWR lol it was the jap guy in the photo

[frail temple]

the AI tool on google search is 🔥

[teal dragon]

New meta https://youtube.com/shorts/I3XhSwsPi_o?si=-MfkoR0xM-4aWu0u

[rocky epoch]

Saitama

[rocky epoch]

opening?

[full glen]

color nerds be like:
#FFFFFF Pure red
#FFFFFE Megaslavialom Hagalist Red
#FFFFFD Pioneer Cameroon

[viscid scaffold]

What is this server

[warm spindle]

https://youtu.be/Vv0SrW8N2mc?t=103

[rocky epoch]

Ur mom server

[viscid scaffold]

12 ahh comment

[rocky epoch]

Thats what a 11 year old would say

[lament jacinth]

Erm

[bright prairie]

Good morning

[grim edge]

Gosh😨

[rocky epoch]

what

[grim edge]

.....

[rocky epoch]

......

[grim edge]

Sigh

[rocky epoch]

sigh

[winged sage]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

[bright prairie]

This is not a role-playing server

[rocky epoch]

hows that role playing

[bright prairie]

blush i don't know you tell me?

[rocky epoch]

💀

[grim edge]

Asser what's your elo?

[rocky epoch]

1

[grim edge]

Haha

Besides one

[bright prairie]

Bro is mittens

[grim edge]

Your real elo

[bright prairie]

He is 1000 elo :(

[grim edge]

Woah

Impressive

[bright prairie]

1057*

[grim edge]

+57

♥️

[bright prairie]

Fr

[rocky epoch]

true but dont talk politics cuz might get muted

[cursive pawn]

Fail

[grim edge]

Oh I'm sorry

Thankyou for telling me

[torpid lintel]

Talk, just v :)

[rocky epoch]

👍

[torpid lintel]

I mean sleep

No more weekend so you can sleep today

[bright prairie]

@torpid lintel what are you doing to improve your chess?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1507 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1385 (1583 peak)
Bullet: 1331 (1435 peak)

[torpid lintel]

[full glen]

i love cables

[bright prairie]

I'm disappointed

[torpid lintel]

All happened after I recover when I was sick

[bright prairie]

Wtf

Why you titled from 1800 to 1500

[upbeat viper]

Watch Danya ~~

[bright prairie]

Bonjour mod

[torpid lintel]

I have chess.com membership for now.

So do puzzle or watch? 👀

[bright prairie]

Lmao

I used to play clash royale

[grim edge]

??!!

Percy pls ban percy

[upbeat viper]

Both

[torpid lintel]

What about playing?

[upbeat viper]

Chat

[grim edge]

!?

[upbeat viper]

[twilit river]

Luna good one

[upbeat viper]

Do that too

[full glen]

🇺🇸

[bright prairie]

Did you learn an new opening and tilted?

[torpid lintel]

Okay then

[twilit river]

Wait why it wasn't offensive or anything😢

[torpid lintel]

Nope.

[grim edge]

It's offensive

[upbeat viper]

No politics in chat for that reason

[torpid lintel]

I just can't see if what I used to see before.

[upbeat viper]

:)

[torpid lintel]

I also forget lot of opening

[twilit river]

Clash Royale has politics 🤯🙏

[grim edge]

🌹

Politics is everywhere

[full glen]

please dont be political

[twilit river]

Mb yo

[grim edge]

Not here in chess com

Read rules @twilit river

[torpid lintel]

I am on road to 1400😅

[twilit river]

I can't read

[full glen]

@torpid lintel so ur not 2040

[grim edge]

Seems like

[bright prairie]

What are you playing as white and black rn? @torpid lintel

[torpid lintel]

Don't know. I am just playing. It's depends on my mood

[full glen]

@grim edge are you, perchance, a 14 year old white girl in america

who uses twitter

[grim edge]

No I'm 15

[torpid lintel]

No lol

[full glen]

oh huge difference

[grim edge]

No

[bright prairie]

Are you good at math

[grim edge]

Better read rules

[torpid lintel]

Idk.
I got bad at math too.

[full glen]

im breaking which one

[bright prairie]

Did you get better at something recently

[grim edge]

Not my problem

[torpid lintel]

Yes. Losing at chess :)

[grim edge]

I'll ping mods

[twilit river]

🤨

[full glen]

im offended that you will

[bright prairie]

Bad period i guess

[grim edge]

And I'm happy

[full glen]

im tweeting about this

[torpid lintel]

@upbeat viper

[grim edge]

Add hashtags too

[torpid lintel]

Maybe.

How you doing?

[bright prairie]

Not bad

[full glen]

is making a racist joke against my own race racist

like think about it

[torpid lintel]

Nice.
Soon we both will be 2000 (one day)

[bright prairie]

Just don't make those jokes

[full glen]

ok

[grim edge]

So real

cat

[rocky epoch]

Yes

Racist

[winged sage]

cool cat

[rocky epoch]

Imagine being a racist

[bright prairie]

Omg

[rocky epoch]

🏎️💨💨💨

[full glen]

did u ask for the cats consent?

[winged sage]

thats a racer

[rocky epoch]

He finna tweet about this

[full glen]

harassment is a crime yk

how dare u

[winged sage]

cAT looks cute

[bright prairie]

Car

[grim edge]

thank u

[full glen]

yo thats kinda OFFENSIVE to cats who don't wanna be cute. If i called you DUMB would you be HAPPY????? Also, what about animals who are insecure? you are just making animals like snails more and more scared to the outside world cuz u didnt say that they are cute!

[grim edge]

snails are cute too

[winged sage]

🗿

[grim edge]

i like snails 🐌🐌

[grim edge]

Snails are hermaphrodite

[rocky epoch]

Eew snails

[winged sage]

why do we never see snails going

[grim edge]

that's cool omg

[winged sage]

its just like bam snail

[bright prairie]

No they are not

[grim edge]

That means snail mate with each other male male

[grim edge]

yeah they are wtf

[winged sage]

are they really that slow 🤔

[bright prairie]

But birds are cute

[bright prairie]

No wtf

[rocky epoch]

Ew

[bright prairie]

Let's see if it's cute if it bites you.

A cat is cute when it bites.

[grim edge]

Yes it creeps me out

I've never been bitten by a snail

they just chill around all day

i like snails

[winged sage]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7HIt7pA4WqY&psig=AOvVaw2FJu06qAYwEThNGu3Yr2pz&ust=1716876822434000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBIQjRxqFwoTCKDPyt6WrYYDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE smol cat

[full glen]

if we ate baby snails would it pop like caviar

[winged sage]

no scam trust me

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[full glen]

redirects to youtube epic fail

[winged sage]

nooooo

[full glen]

copy image dont use copy link

[tall blaze]

white people eat food to liev

black people drink stuff to live

asian people work to live

[full glen]

uhh

[tall blaze]

guys im so racist

[full glen]

this implies asians dont need food or water to live

[rocky epoch]

Stop being racist🏎️💨💨💨

[tall blaze]

Nop

[tall blaze]

Broo i love racing people i cant

[rocky epoch]

☠️

[bright prairie]

How do you feel right now?

[tall blaze]

would u rather have gay son or thot daughter

[full glen]

the race i hate the most is formula 1

[rocky epoch]

What is a thot

[tall blaze]

alhamdullilah

[tall blaze]

like an OF daughter

[rocky epoch]

None

[tall blaze]

lose ur right arm or ur right leg

[rocky epoch]

Left leg

[full glen]

Asser is pro abortion which is political and controversial please stop breaking the rules or i will ban you sir @rocky epoch

[tall blaze]

[rocky epoch]

?ban @full glen shush im mewing

[tall blaze]

I hate people

[rocky epoch]

bro ☠️☠️

[bright prairie]

Aswad is crazy

[tall blaze]

People be annoying sometimes icl

[bright prairie]

I understand Arabic

[rocky epoch]

he so raceist 🏎️💨💨💨

[tall blaze]

ik

[pale viper]

HABIBIIIII?!?!

[bright prairie]

What are those emoji wtf

[rocky epoch]

not this guy again 😭

[rocky epoch]

a racist car and smoke

[tall blaze]

asser imagine knowing arabic

like if u know arabic ur so

Arabic

[pale viper]

Arabic is the goat'est language of all

[torpid lintel]

What going on?

[tall blaze]

arabic is an animal?

[rocky epoch]

idk 🤷🏻

[tall blaze]

delete

[pale viper]

huh?

[rocky epoch]

why delete

[tall blaze]

u said arabic is goatest

[tall blaze]

y not 💀

[rocky epoch]

Wdym y not

[pale viper]

Greatest of all time*

[rocky epoch]

he saying alsalamalyikum

[tall blaze]

i no

my bad habibiti @full glen

[rocky epoch]

It's a guy

[tall blaze]

ik

[rocky epoch]

and idk if his even muslim

[torpid lintel]

No religion talk

[tall blaze]

doesnt matta

he still my habibiti

[rocky epoch]

Woah

[tall blaze]

🍅

[pale viper]

https://tenor.com/view/matta-pazza-matto-folle-follia-gif-12937642

[full glen]

no

[tall blaze]

Sailor, would u rather have a gay son or thot daughter

[full glen]

uhhh

[pale viper]

What's wrong with a gay son? Is it a bad thing?

[full glen]

does the gay son have a sigma mindset

[tall blaze]

Stop tryna bait loser

[tall blaze]

U interpret the way u want to

[pale viper]

I'm genuinely asking. I'm concerned

[tall blaze]

I would pick gay son, cuz they can be nice

[full glen]

gay elon musk whos more successful than in this timeline

[tall blaze]

Nah 💀not to that extent

[pale viper]

• my feelings are hurt since I'm called loser by a >500

Coach me, senpai

How to be as cool as you are

[rocky epoch]

shut up loser not everything is about chess loser

[tall blaze]

real

Oh no i gtg asser

[strange skiff]

ok I just looked through your message history and thats it

[full glen]

LMAO

GG WP

[rocky epoch]

oh noo

rip sussy

[winged sage]

hello again

[slate owl]

mroww

[pale viper]

Hellooo

[rocky epoch]

hi

[strange skiff]

enough is enough

[grim edge]

hi

[winged sage]

you get paid for moderating a discord server? 🤔

[rocky epoch]

I warned him multiple times 😔😔

[torpid lintel]

Anitta you help this server a lot.
Now I can't even ask you to sleep :)

[pale viper]

Suppidy sup

[torpid lintel]

No.

[pale viper]

Admins do, mods don't

[rocky epoch]

source

[grim edge]

the admins

[winged sage]

okay thanks for letting me know

[strange skiff]

I get paid to do other stuff, event stuff, it’s not part of my job on chesscom to mod here no

I do it cause I love yelling at kids

(joke)

[rocky epoch]

woah

[grim edge]

so heartfelt