💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

oh you voted for yourself?

[livid tundra]

I mean you voted too

[peak plank]

🥱

nope

we both know who would win

[twilit river]

Didn't kashimo get clapped by hakari who is not that good himself

[peak plank]

I dont need to vote

[livid tundra]

I will backshot

[viscid jacinth]

Papyrus is getting sussed for being very powerful

[peak plank]

blame the dog

[viscid jacinth]

Like there are theories how he doesn't even moves a single bit during the fight

[twilit river]

Papyrus was hard? I remember beating him first try

[lament jacinth]

Woa

[viscid jacinth]

no like he didnt showed his true strength

[twilit river]

Oh whoa

[viscid jacinth]

You know lore

[livid tundra]

I mean he got lucky 1 in 48,627,125 with that 3 jackpots

[viscid jacinth]

Gaster and shit

[twilit river]

I remember going for the genocide run first Playthrough

I killed papy and toriel real quick

[viscid jacinth]

i just saw the whole of undertale by seeing the play through of evw

[twilit river]

Yeah but hakari is not as strong as yuta and the others I guess

[viscid jacinth]

I used to think that sans fight was the whole game

[twilit river]

Well you could say that kashimo got killed due to rng

[viscid jacinth]

Like there is a room you go fight sans and if you win you win

[twilit river]

The game actually felt tedious tbh, I just went through it to see the hype

[full glen]

i beat the nightmare praise me

[viscid jacinth]

tedious wdym

[livid tundra]

Wdym I just said hakari got lucky not hakari consistently getting 3 fuc--- jackpots

[twilit river]

Like getting boring halfway through

[viscid jacinth]

nah dawg

[twilit river]

The ost kinda overrated too

[viscid jacinth]

What about deltarune

[twilit river]

Didn't play it

[viscid jacinth]

The ost is literally the best thing dude

[full glen]

yes very tedious (turns off computer) (watches a 10hour long video explaining the ideas of e4)

[livid tundra]

Guys search up bready, set, go banger of a ost

[twilit river]

I can tell you like 15 indie game osts that had better soundtrack lmao

[viscid jacinth]

Tell me one song

[ornate solstice]

Hello everyone

[viscid jacinth]

from those 15 indie game osts

[twilit river]

The whole of celeste soundtrack

[viscid jacinth]

Which bang harder than Mettaton theme

[viscid jacinth]

Tell me the best song of soundtrack

[grim edge]

being a chess website with bullet option is an oxymoron

[ornate solstice]

what

[lament jacinth]

Desoxyn

[twilit river]

Vital tide from axiom verge

[livid tundra]

Goodnight to everybody except to everyone who name starts with the letter P and ends in Y

[peak plank]

deltarune is really solid, mostly the music

like when you get introducted to tech city

[twilit river]

The game's atmosphere pushes the song to another level tho

[ornate solstice]

I did not know that, thanks

LOL you were talking about P erc Y

[viscid jacinth]

Nothing special yet

[twilit river]

?

[twilit river]

Listen to vital tide yet?

[ornate solstice]

this

[viscid jacinth]

Yes

[ornate solstice]

Me too

[livid tundra]

The guy above me is racer no f1

[ornate solstice]

I am not a racer,,, I barely speed walk

[viscid jacinth]

Heard 2 minutes of it

fricking sucks dude wdym

[twilit river]

I'm saying it fits in with the games atmosphere of the area your playing

[viscid jacinth]

Its literally the same melody again and again

[twilit river]

Put your headphones on

[ornate solstice]

I have ringing between my ears

[livid tundra]

Percy dummy thicc

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah mettaton was a dancer and he got an epic music

[viscid jacinth]

Undertale music was better

[twilit river]

It doesn't stand as a standalone music but it accentuates the games oppressive atmosphere

Which is the whole point of vg ost ig

[livid tundra]

Percy's thighs are dummy thicc

[peak plank]

yep, the fact that all the tracks are connected is quite interesting

[torpid lintel]

I am back

[peak plank]

good work from toby and temmie

[viscid jacinth]

Still it isnt better than Mettaton theme

[slate owl]

mreow :3

[twilit river]

🤨📸

[viscid jacinth]

Good use of leitmotifs yeah

[grim edge]

Vital tide is meh

[slate owl]

what the sigma

[twilit river]

I forgot the metaton them so lemme listen to jt

[livid tundra]

You gay?

[grim edge]

I'm gay

[torpid lintel]

I see. Looks nice

[viscid jacinth]

What about field of hopes and dreams

[livid tundra]

You should resign in real life

[peak plank]

its good

[viscid jacinth]

its an rpg with consequences

[slate owl]

i saw this coming

[livid tundra]

You should resign in real life

[slate owl]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

I'm lesbian

How can you say that

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[grim edge]

You homophobic

[livid tundra]

Oh okay I only hate men who is likes men

[livid tundra]

How about you gay or Les?

[viscid jacinth]

Geometry dash

[grim edge]

Homophobic

[topaz plaza]

LOL

[peak plank]

what about it

[livid tundra]

1/8 homophobic I only hate gays👍

[grim edge]

What

[amber mural]

Hello

[topaz plaza]

lol it's a joke relax

[slate owl]

what

[viscid jacinth]

hmmmm whats the level you think will be epic to beat in front of your friends

[topaz plaza]

will delete haha

[viscid jacinth]

friends who never really played gd

[peak plank]

how good are you

[peak plank]

what demons have you beat

[viscid jacinth]

think that I am the top 1 player just for this scenario

[grim edge]

Okay i hate you i love femboys and they come under gay too so I hate you

[livid tundra]

Oh I'm good at gd I got 80% in ispymylittle eye

[peak plank]

limbo

[viscid jacinth]

i am not gonna impress my friends its just a question on general

[peak plank]

or bloodbath

[viscid jacinth]

that pretty good

[peak plank]

bloodbath just looks indiminating

[viscid jacinth]

I think neutra

[strange skiff]

bruh

[livid tundra]

Shut

[peak plank]

is it that bad?

[viscid jacinth]

https://youtu.be/hzvlfUXe4Xw?si=WhE1aReH3EIviB2u

[strange skiff]

oh it was as an answer to someone saying they’re gay?

[grim edge]

Real

[strange skiff]

k ban

[viscid jacinth]

It looks epic and intimidating

[peak plank]

yeah doesnt seem too bad

[livid tundra]

I only hate gays

[grim edge]

Thankyou annita

Uh uh

[livid tundra]

Why?

[grim edge]

lol

[peak plank]

I mean, I couldnt beat it ofc

[slate owl]

:33 ty

[grim edge]

bro gonna get ban 💀

[viscid jacinth]

it looks epic tho

[peak plank]

but in terms of intimination it isnt that much

[livid tundra]

Because many people ship kashimo as gay person

[peak plank]

for insaneness I still hold limbo at top

and for intimination ill still go with slaughterhouse

[strange skiff]

imagine being a bigot against real life people because of anime

I mean what

anyway

[viscid jacinth]

Anime sucks

[peak plank]

lost to sans

[strange skiff]

debatable theres always death note

[viscid jacinth]

Death note sucks

Fight me

[slate owl]

i didnt watch it :3

[peak plank]

nah I didnt wathci t

[grim edge]

i like sao

[peak plank]

I dont watch animie in genreal

thats why my life is so sad

[viscid jacinth]

nice

no

[torpid lintel]

Was that his first time he break rules?
Or he got warning before? Just asking Anitta

[viscid jacinth]

That emoji is terrifying dude

[strange skiff]

he told someone to off themselves basically. no ambiguity in why that’s clearly wrong

[peak plank]

we should add catguns

[viscid jacinth]

[torpid lintel]

And how you are doing Anitta.
Everything okay now? 👀

[strange skiff]

but no he has several warnings

[strange skiff]

in the last few days even

[peak plank]

like, one isnt enough

[torpid lintel]

Okay!

[viscid jacinth]

whats the fastest lockout you have removed

[strange skiff]

removed? like unlocked out? idk I do these so much

[viscid jacinth]

blud got the whole minigun

[strange skiff]

I don’t remember after 5min

[steep kernel]

meow

[peak plank]

we should just steal chess academy emojis more

[slate owl]

mreoewww :3

[viscid jacinth]

i got unlocked after one day 😎

[steep kernel]

meeerrow

[slate owl]

[peak plank]

wait ran im buidling gd level

[torpid lintel]

Maybe someone got locked out before. And they realise it he was not him so they unlock idk but I just remember that.

[peak plank]

I have a older copy @viscid jacinth

[viscid jacinth]

Oh you build too

[torpid lintel]

They had same names

[strange skiff]

ah yeah that has happened often

it happened the other day even

[peak plank]

no im bad at gd build

[viscid jacinth]

me too

[peak plank]

I never put up a level

[strange skiff]

immediate unlock out

[viscid jacinth]

I am trying tho

[torpid lintel]

Yes haha

[viscid jacinth]

There are so many fots here man

[grim edge]

How long do a person get locked for?

[viscid jacinth]

My fots was removed for just saying "Sir this is a Wendy's" in #1039982616159465595

[slate owl]

i hate fish sm 😠

[steep kernel]

WHAT

[peak plank]

I'm bad at naming @viscid jacinth

[torpid lintel]

They have to appeal and they can get back.
But it's depend on what they did and more!

[strange skiff]

forever but the difference between ban and lock is that locks get a chance to appeal

[steep kernel]

bbut I love fish

[peak plank]

Unlisted level

[strange skiff]

if we deny it it’s just like a ban

[viscid jacinth]

Sounds like a 1.9 viprin level

[strange skiff]

you can appeal once only

[grim edge]

Yeah I don't like to eat fish but fishes are cute

[strange skiff]

but they can stay and get notifications

[peak plank]

It's a backup

I expanded on it since then

Play?

[viscid jacinth]

lemme see

[torpid lintel]

So if 2nd lock out it's ban?

[peak plank]

Only good part is beat drop ngl

[viscid jacinth]

105723462

[grim edge]

I see thanks for the explanation

[slate owl]

1v1 me in windows camera app

[strange skiff]

one appeal per lockout. two lockouts should be a ban yeah

probably

[viscid jacinth]

Will come in a second dont go offline

[strange skiff]

depends on the situation

[viscid jacinth]

Or I can stream with headphones on

[peak plank]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

i am really close then damn

[torpid lintel]

Also Anitta everything normal on Brazil now?
Like the flood

[peak plank]

when do we unban that guy with really bad opening takes

started with the word "The"

[warm spindle]

In l*chess we call this a "1 - 2 Combo".

[peak plank]

The adlies or whatever

[viscid jacinth]

wayward queen?

[peak plank]

no

[strange skiff]

no it flooded again kekw

but it’s going down now

[viscid jacinth]

@strange skiff can we play gd in 2p room

[strange skiff]

and energy went back up

[viscid jacinth]

Just chatting is being used by a lotta people

[strange skiff]

nope add each other and make a group call I guess

chess server my dude

[torpid lintel]

I am Glad it going down Anitta :)

[viscid jacinth]

i mean how will you even check if we are playing gd

[peak plank]

just chatting somehow ok hmm

[strange skiff]

thank ya!

[peak plank]

anitta can join 2P room

[strange skiff]

just follow rules my dude

[steep kernel]

😭 what

[strange skiff]

We can see it

mods can see all rooms

[viscid jacinth]

smh

[strange skiff]

[viscid jacinth]

I will just call you sans

[steep kernel]

1v1 me in bed instead??

[grim edge]

[slate owl]

i offer a draw

[twilit river]

[torpid lintel]

You know about #869704507712475177 ?

[grim edge]

now everyone knows it fr

[grim edge]

Not A nice view

[steep kernel]

?

[torpid lintel]

Yah so post something funny there

[grim edge]

ok i'm the player that have the least elo in this server

isn't that funny?

[pseudo surge]

Who has played against Magnus Carlsen

[grim edge]

Is this chess com server or dating server?

[slate owl]

dating server obviously

[topaz plaza]

dating

[steep kernel]

it's a dating server obviously

[grim edge]

I'm hikaru

[grim edge]

off topic server 🙂

I see

[steep kernel]

I have since he's my dad

[torpid lintel]

I don't know

[grim edge]

Chess players date too?

[slate owl]

[pseudo surge]

Aren't all chess players single

[grim edge]

tee he

[torpid lintel]

Chess.com off topics. But #〘📝〙rules apply here

[steep kernel]

being good at chess is one of the hottest things you can be good at

[strange skiff]

not the place dont get banned

[steep kernel]

but you can't be a chess player

[grim edge]

I'm single 😔

Because I play chess

[grim edge]

no physic and maths is better I think

[grim edge]

stop being single :|

[pseudo surge]

Why am I like 600 elo in 5 minute chess but 1000 elo in 10 mins chess

[strange skiff]

not a dating server yall are kids we will ban anyone trying to hit on anyone

[slate owl]

😔

[grim edge]

who asked fr

[steep kernel]

you can get banned over something like that?

[strange skiff]

not kidding we cant verify ages

[slate owl]

ok im sowwy

[grim edge]

Your mom

[steep kernel]

that's extreme

[strange skiff]

we cant verify ages it could very well be a 13 year old and a 40 year old

read rules

nahhh

it’s safety

[steep kernel]

discord is 13+ so it's not like there are kids

[grim edge]

[strange skiff]

13-18 is kids

[steep kernel]

oh that's what you mean

[strange skiff]

a 14 year old is a kid

[grim edge]

are not is

[strange skiff]

a 13 year old is also a kid

[grim edge]

agree

[steep kernel]

you know what I mean by "kids"

[grim edge]

I'm 18+ and i definitely hate all the pedophilia jokes

[grim edge]

yes i'm 1000 who am I?

[strange skiff]

if you can have a 13 year old interacting with a 40 year old, we will make SURE there’s no sexual talks

[grim edge]

I'll call mods on you if you joke about pedophilia

[torpid lintel]

Even when I will turn 25 or 30 I will still be a kid :)

[strange skiff]

it’s not extreme, it’s the minimum anyone could ever do when managing a place with kids

[grim edge]

sus

[strange skiff]

yeah julia pls ping mods on that

[grim edge]

bro just stop saying about the sus topic

Yess

change the topic pls

[strange skiff]

anyway no sexual talks thanks

[digital phoenix]

I saw something

[strange skiff]

yeah change topic

[steep kernel]

it wasn't seual

[grim edge]

agree

[strange skiff]

or romantic

just dont

[steep kernel]

I was just saying that we should 1v1 on the windows camera app while also happening to be in a bed at the same time

[digital phoenix]

What was said

[strange skiff]

dont try me

[grim edge]

😔 chess players the place on discord where we can be romantic

[grim edge]

What is seual BTW

We got no games irl

[strange skiff]

cupcake said “1v1 me in bed” to someone else

[peak plank]

bruh

[steep kernel]

it was a coincidence

[steep kernel]

okay I am done

[strange skiff]

take the L and dont do it again we dont joke with this shit

thanks

[grim edge]

BRO CHANGE THE TOPIC PLS

I BEG YOU GUYS

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

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Premium Member: True
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Rapid: 1515 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1391 (1583 peak)
Bullet: 1339 (1435 peak)

[steep kernel]

for real anitta

[torpid lintel]

My rating

[strange skiff]

we’re changing it, had to make sure it wouldnt happen again

[grim edge]

I love ice water

[strange skiff]

sparkling water sucks

[grim edge]

anitta?

No simple ice water

[topaz plaza]

Bong water is worse.

[grim edge]

Water is the goat

[grim edge]

greatest of all time?

Coke <<<<<<< ice water

[steep kernel]

what else would it be 😭

[grim edge]

Yep

[grim edge]

an.... animal?

[twilit river]

Not in that context tho😓

[steep kernel]

why would the animal make any sense in that context

[grim edge]

it can fr

[grim edge]

water goat

[full glen]

water goat

[steep kernel]

you're coping right now

[topaz plaza]

Water goat.

[minor spoke]

Alr what’s going on

[twilit river]

Water goat is not equal to water is goat 😭🙏

[steep kernel]

NO WAY

[topaz plaza]

Now that's more interesting.

[steep kernel]

it's chocolate

[minor spoke]

It’s cup

[grim edge]

Imagine during the summer you reach dehydrated at home after a long work and you open your fridge and see a bottle filled with ice cubes and water and you gulp the cold water down the sensation on your throat the feeling of your trachea as if it's in Antarctica with penguins this is why Ice water is goated

[minor spoke]

What did u do 💀

[steep kernel]

I mispelled a word

[grim edge]

ok agree

[minor spoke]

…

[full glen]

then u realise its pee

[steep kernel]

pee

[peak plank]

beep

[grim edge]

we can drink ice water, can't we?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sachuchan2

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Rapid: 647 (950 peak)

[grim edge]

yes im trash

bacon

[patent delta]

Now imagine that, but it's sweet, delicious, immaculate lemonade instead.

[full glen]

ur not trash ur sachuchan2

[grim edge]

647 elo=trash

[patent delta]

How long have you been playing?

[grim edge]

bruh just finished a match

me too

[twilit river]

Why is that ui so weird

[grim edge]

what is ui?

[twilit river]

No mb I thought it was not cc

[full glen]

ways to spot a 2000:
1.check their pfp to see if it contains anything about chess
2.check their pfp to see if it contains his face
3.anime

[grim edge]

what is mb, cc?

[twilit river]

Mb=my bad, cc=chess.com

[grim edge]

k

but in conclusion, i'm trash

[full glen]

hi trash

[patent delta]

cc = comfortCode

[full glen]

im 2700

[grim edge]

hi

🤯

[steep kernel]

pee

[grim edge]

oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

I sacrifice the roooooooooooooooook

[grim edge]

Lemonade= piss

[patent delta]

False.

[grim edge]

Pee drink

[viscid jacinth]

Who dare insult piss

Piss colour is the best colour

I even have a role as piss

[grim edge]

Wow

[patent delta]

Wow is right.

That's a piss enjoyer right there.

Not to be taken lightly.

[grim edge]

wth

[grim edge]

Yes I see

[grim edge]

what is piss ???

[grim edge]

Urine

what is urine

[full glen]

uranus

[grim edge]

what is uranus

a planet?

Planet

[full glen]

😈

[grim edge]

Or it's your anus

[full glen]

😈

[grim edge]

what is anus

Butt hole

Where poop comes from

[patent delta]

What's with this bit?

[viscid jacinth]

dank memer smh

[grim edge]

what is butt?

[grim edge]

no

🙂

[grim edge]

Butt is a fatty layer just above like back of our thighs which helps us to sit on chair without us getting hurt the fatter our butt is the more helpful it is

[grim edge]

?????????????

[grim edge]

Yeah if you still have doubt click a picture of your whole body and dm it to me I'll tell you what a butt is

[grim edge]

???

I'm dead serious

[glossy radish]

@minor spoke coco

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lapislasagna

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Rapid: 1252 (1347 peak)
Blitz: 1101 (1134 peak)
Bullet: 1208 (1297 peak)

[peak plank]

hmmm

[last verge]

L rizz bro 😭

[amber mural]

Hello

[minor spoke]

What

Why tf have u still not accepted frq yet

[glossy radish]

uh

anyways

just a quick question

[minor spoke]

?

[glossy radish]

why’s it 0-8 and not 8-0

[torpid lintel]

Can I ping mods for it? Idk but @strange skiff

[torpid lintel]

I am bad at math

[glossy radish]

[full glen]

show rhe original question

[torpid lintel]

Don't worry you better then I am at math :)

[full glen]

@glossy radish whats the roiginal

[minor spoke]

Uh u could but then ud have to swap the denominator too so that itd be -3 - (-1)

[glossy radish]

wouldn’t the answer be different then

[minor spoke]

So u get 8/-2 = -4

[glossy radish]

wait oh

[minor spoke]

No its the exact same

[glossy radish]

shit bruh i added wrong

[minor spoke]

U always add wrong

[glossy radish]

i was so confused why it was -4

[glossy radish]

thank you

[rocky epoch]

Minato??

[grim edge]

Isnt it undefinedn

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/minenexos33-gif-21987569

[minor spoke]

How is 8/-2 undefined 💀

[minor spoke]

Wtf is that emote

[grim edge]

Anythin negetive in the denominator is undefiend

[minor spoke]

Who is telling u these things

[grim edge]

School?

[minor spoke]

Ur school sucks

[full glen]

if thats true then n/∞ would be true

smh

[peak gulch]

Nahhh bro you need to study elementary school maths

Fractions are just results of divisions. If you can divide by a negative number you can have 8/-2

Did I kill chat btw

[glossy radish]

tf

[full glen]

@glossy radish WHAT THE ORIGINAL EQUATION

[peak gulch]

We're back in the 16th century

[grim edge]

Ig error in my school

[glossy radish]

i forgot to solve it

[full glen]

ah finally

[full glen]

what foes this mean

i dont see how this relates to the question

[glossy radish]

okay so i was wondering why it was 0-8/-1-(-3)

and why couldn’t i switch the order to 8-0/-3-(-1)

but i added wrong so that’s why i got the wrong answer

[ripe yew]

oh so we integrate it for the lower and upper bounds -3 and -1 or wut

[glossy radish]

??

[ripe yew]

idk how to do these

[full glen]

first of all its -8-0 because 8 is negative. second of all its just preferance

[glossy radish]

yeah ik

[full glen]

everyone else is just spouting random shit

[ripe yew]

i mean we substitute -3 and -1 for the values of x right

[glossy radish]

i just added wrong that’s why

[glossy radish]

yes. you’re just finding slope

[ripe yew]

mm

[glossy radish]

rate of change

[ripe yew]

do we call that integration or idk

no im dumb dont answer that

[delicate grove]

how to apply for mod

[ripe yew]

how do we find the area under a curve tho

[ripe yew]

idk ask a mod

[minor spoke]

I didnt see the question, just if u flip both values its basically the same as multiplying the numerator and denominator by -1, which is why u get the same answer

[delicate grove]

<@&809538024865923100> how to apply mod

[full glen]

"i didnt see the question" wtf why would you answer lmao

[full glen]

LMAO 😂😆😂😭

[minor spoke]

Cuz she didnt send the question? R u stupid 💀

[full glen]

@minor spoke

what did u answer to

hmm??

[minor spoke]

I said it could be 8-0 too

[full glen]

oh wait i read it wrong

[minor spoke]

The formula is just f(b)-f(a)/b-a, its just whatever u choose a and b to be, it could be in reverse and it still works and i explained why as well

Smh

[full glen]

yeah ik

bruh my school is still teaching me basic algebra after 3 years smh

@glossy radish how old r u

[minor spoke]

Skull

What grade u in

[peak gulch]

When I saw the question I thought it was diffrentiation

Like rate of change and shi

[minor spoke]

Its technically a calculus concept

But can be solved with basic algebra

[full glen]

i ain't american

[digital phoenix]

Guys u all suck ar math

[full glen]

@digital phoenix whats 1+2

[digital phoenix]

U can still convert to grade

Just 6 + whatever form

[minor spoke]

What

[full glen]

nah its +7

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[glossy radish]

fourteen. you?

[full glen]

one year older

bitch

[minor spoke]

Dang yall toddlers here

[glossy radish]

who u calling bitch huh

[solemn sphinx]

Hello

[glossy radish]

hey

[minor spoke]

Bruh why does that still not get automodded

[glossy radish]

noob

[open charm]

Yep, engaging can be completely futile

[glossy radish]

role colour suits you nicely

[open charm]

Thank you for the kind words

[glossy radish]

did you change it just for it to match?

[glossy radish]

omg it’s a peepo

send more peepo

[minor spoke]

...

V u still didnt answer me

[glossy radish]

womp womp

[minor spoke]

Fr

[open charm]

My profile picture? I just happen to have this color ready to go in my arsenal of different color ...

[glossy radish]

anyways send more peepo pls

[open charm]

[glossy radish]

lmao 😭

[minor spoke]

ALRIGHT wtvr

[glossy radish]

my heart melts for this peepo

[glossy radish]

noob

what was ur question again

[minor spoke]

Its wtvr

[glossy radish]

oh well

[minor spoke]

Frq but ok

[glossy radish]

don’t see it

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[glossy radish]

• what’s the reason for it

[open charm]

[glossy radish]

give me a valid reason and i’ll consider

[glossy radish]

[minor spoke]

Damn i see how it is

[glossy radish]

shrug

[minor spoke]

Y u unblock then

[glossy radish]

hated seeing blocked messages in chat

[minor spoke]

Lmaooo valid

[glossy radish]

is A in standard form

i’m too brain dead

nvm it was

[rocky epoch]

None

[teal dragon]

People who say "gotcha" as a pseudo intellectual reply should keep themselves safe.

[glossy radish]

gotcha

[minor spoke]

[glossy radish]

standard form = highest degree to lowest

idk why but i thought it didn’t count if there was no visible exponent

[grim edge]

Today Roland Garos starts

[glossy radish]

woooo

[strange skiff]

@glossy radish i cant cook I set fire to an egg once

[glossy radish]

ah. WHAT

i cant cook either. i usually forget about the food and it burns

[rocky epoch]

oi

[rocky epoch]

never let bro cook again

he burned the kitchen 😭😔

[strange skiff]

same

ipad kid brain

[glossy radish]

kekw

[strange skiff]

here

[digital phoenix]

Shut up

[rocky epoch]

what does kekw mean

[warm spindle]

Heads up 7 up.

[strange skiff]

this is what it’s like to talk here btw

[glossy radish]

w rizz

[digital phoenix]

Rizz

[rocky epoch]

on skibidi?

[digital phoenix]

I just saw someone disappear into thin air

[rocky epoch]

demon 😈😈

[glossy radish]

i made paper cranes

[strange skiff]

the ghost of your past self ?

[strange skiff]

omfg v I used to do impossibly small paper cranes when I was younger too

[glossy radish]

OMFG

LMAO

[strange skiff]

during class. really. as small as I could

twinning

lol

[glossy radish]

literally. i gave them all to my teachers cuz i would lose them if i took them home

[strange skiff]

I gave them out too omg 🥲

[glossy radish]

kekw

[strange skiff]

to anyone teachers and frens

pog

[glossy radish]

peepo

[rocky epoch]

when i was younger i was obsessed with making planes and stuff with paper

[warm spindle]

@warm spindle

[rocky epoch]

and ninja shuriken

[glossy radish]

i’m shedding tears cuz of peepo emote

[strange skiff]

that one is cute true

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

[strange skiff]

i never made a shuriken but I wanted to so bad

[rocky epoch]

it was pretty hard

[warm spindle]

I'm busy hiding from a spider rn ok?

[strange skiff]

I saw a dude on reddit who ran over one and got a flat tire. he posted it on r/wellthatsucks but all I could think of was BRO FREE SHURIKEN

[glossy radish]

ah shuriken was one of the basics

[strange skiff]

not free cause u gotta pay for the tire

[glossy radish]

who cares abt the tyre FREE SHURIKEN

[strange skiff]

exactly

[rocky epoch]

Lol

[strange skiff]

anyway imma go watch smth on youtube or whatever and sleep

ping me if bs

[rocky epoch]

Ok bye

[strange skiff]

gn

[glossy radish]

alright go have fun and don’t die

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-10341555270454130792

alright chat it’s time

[grim edge]

Woah me too

[rocky epoch]

cool

[grim edge]

Origami too

Do you know about origami?

@rocky epoch

[rocky epoch]

hi

[rocky epoch]

Yeah

[torpid lintel]

Good night Anitta. :)

@glossy radish sleep!

[grim edge]

It's cool right

Flower origami and swan origami are the best

[rocky epoch]

Yep

[zealous glen]

Gn

[zealous glen]

Oh god jumpscare

[grim edge]

Why

[zealous glen]

Youre a woman

[stable mirage]

UwU

[zealous glen]

Very scary

[grim edge]

Don't worry I won't eat you

[stable mirage]

1 day old account

[zealous glen]

Femboys like sirius are fine

[stable mirage]

I’m not a femboy I’m a furry

[trail prism]

Y'all I think I'm starting to become a masochist

[zealous glen]

Dude, last time i talked to a woman, i was talking to my friend and a girl from his group came up from behind me, slapped me on the ass, said "gyatt" and just walked away

[stable mirage]

wrong place

[grim edge]

What's a gyatt?

[zealous glen]

Eating me aint the worst thing that yall might do

[zealous glen]

Uh ass

[stable mirage]

google it

[trail prism]

Oh u right this is indeed the wrong server

[zealous glen]

Google it, yeah

[grim edge]

Damn you got slapped on your ass

[zealous glen]

Youre both

[grim edge]

😭

[zealous glen]

And she said gyatt

[stable mirage]

nope just a furry

[trail prism]

Anyways what y'all talking about

[zealous glen]

WHY WOULD SHE SAY THATS

[grim edge]

Funny not scary tho

[zealous glen]

I am horrified of women since that happend

@stable mirage father

[rocky epoch]

Swan is the best

[grim edge]

That's unfortunate

Women are fairies

[grim edge]

Yessss ikrr

[zealous glen]

Yesterday on a classical tournament i got 4 out of 4 points, beat a guy with the first polish category (5, 4, 3, 2, 2+, 1, 1+, 1++, then nm, m ect

Im 3rd, first time in my life won with the 1st

If today i win like 2 out of 3, im gonna get to the 2nd category

[stable mirage]

nice

[zealous glen]

R u proud?

[stable mirage]

yes

[zealous glen]

YOOOOO

[zealous glen]

Sounds like something a scary woman would say to lure me in her trap

[grim edge]

Why is your account all brain rot?

[grim edge]

No not at all

[stable mirage]

cuz he’s 12

[grim edge]

I see

[zealous glen]

Fake

[zealous glen]

I think thats women's fault too

They threatened me to do that

[stable mirage]

don’t blame it

on them lah

[zealous glen]

Gyatt

[rocky epoch]

i agree @zealous glen is 12

[zealous glen]

Fake news

[rocky epoch]

?ban @zealous glen 12y

[zealous glen]

Haters be hatin

I aint 12 UwU

[stable mirage]

fire

[grim edge]

Only people who are between 12-14 use brain rot

[zealous glen]

You sure?

[grim edge]

Yes sir

[zealous glen]

Yeah no

[grim edge]

Yeah yes

[glossy radish]

but it’s the weekendddddd

[torpid lintel]

It's Sunday 12:05 I live in future.

And if you sleep you can see the morning sun :)
And have more fun on Sunday.
You choose morning or night? And why? 👀

[stable mirage]

UwU

[zealous glen]

Ummm actually no, for me its 0:37 on monday

[glossy radish]

ahaha you should tell em about the future. i like to stay up at night becuase it’s more peaceful

[torpid lintel]

What my tomorrow future? 👀

[torpid lintel]

Uhhh that's true. Night is peaceful 😅

[zealous glen]

You fall down the stairs

(i know it cause i will push you down)

[stable mirage]

I’m a minor

[full glen]

how old exactly

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1096280977581559899/MlJYgvQ.gif

[stable mirage]

I’m a minor

[zealous glen]

Omfg i need one like that on dahila, take one where she has that big ass forehead tho

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1104832468214894642/aakhas.gif

[full glen]

Even better

[full glen]

don't have pic

[torpid lintel]

Well I live on building so I have elevator so I don't use stairs haha

[zealous glen]

@viscid jacinth you got some competition

[glossy radish]

what? no stairs?

[torpid lintel]

There is but no one use it.

[zealous glen]

Too bad im still pushin yo fat elevator using ass down

[glossy radish]

ah okay. use for emergencies

[torpid lintel]

Yes. For example fire emergency or something.

[full glen]

wow didnt know

i thought they will let you die or smth

[minor spoke]

Wtf

[stable mirage]

haiiiiiiiiiiii :3

[minor spoke]

😭

[zealous glen]

Mf szokolata bish

I hate u szokolata

[minor spoke]

What I do 😭

[zealous glen]

Idk shut up

[glossy radish]

real

[grim edge]

why is neal locked out?

[full glen]

######### #### #######

[stable mirage]

would

[full glen]

would

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5qII2n90lVdPDcgXEEVHNy?si=c2ae26be19e140ad

[minor spoke]

Bruh

[zealous glen]

I asked him in dm's, no response

[minor spoke]

Wait paul1 also locked out

[grim edge]

yeah

[empty ice]

Hello

Someone there?

[grim edge]

Hello

[empty ice]

Hi

Sup

[grim edge]

Hi

[empty ice]

Do u happen to know what Slowmode is and how I can turn it off?

[grim edge]

I don't know

I think it's not possible

[empty ice]

It's okay

Tks anyways

Anyhow

[minor spoke]

Can’t

[empty ice]

Ok

[minor spoke]

It’s set by the server

[empty ice]

Why is it on in the first place?

Ahhh I see

[peak igloo]

Hello chat ^ - ^

[minor spoke]

To control spam

[empty ice]

How inconvenient

[empty ice]

Hi

Mmm

So tell me guys

Spill me the tea

What have u been up to?

As for me I took my pooch for a long walk

All over town

[lone zenith]

oh yea we have hijri calender based on the moon

why did he get banned?

[lone zenith]

grinding bb fr

[empty ice]

Nice

[torpid lintel]

The way he asked.
Maybe it was his new account. You can check it on chess.com and see if he banned or not

[lone zenith]

alr

alr chat imma go byee

[stuck kestrel]

that name rings a bell

[ripe yew]

Zeke was soem character in some game i played

but which character and which game is beyond me

[formal dragon]

How do I link my account

[silent quest]

/ connect

[formal dragon]

Yay

[wheat dew]

Why do I link my account

[full glen]

otherwise you are beta

do you REALLY want to be beta?

ofc not

[vale frost]

I have won life!

[amber mural]

Hello

[half garnet]

Beta??

What does that mean

[full glen]

beta male alpha male

[ripe yew]

beta particles alpha particles

shoutout to my doubly charged helium atoms

[wary sequoia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKr_0DMYV5g

watch its amazing

[amber mural]

Hello

[pale viper]

Hey

[zinc dirge]

Hi everyone! Are there any Chess.com developers in this server? I have a few questions and would love to get some insights directly from the team. Thanks!

[pale viper]

I'm right here

What's up big pal

[warm spindle]

I'm not a developer.

[vale frost]

Smh

[stuck kestrel]

me

[rocky epoch]

Who are you lil bro

[fervent comet]

true

[rocky epoch]

Bro

Is it just me or nobody sees this weirdo pfp

Do you even know who

[twilit river]

No it's just that nobody cares

[grim edge]

Roland Garros has started

[rustic walrus]

hii

[pale viper]

hiiiiiiii

[rocky epoch]

Bye

[full glen]

so mean

[rustic walrus]

oh

ok bye have to go lmao

[pale viper]

bb

[formal dragon]

How to get trusted roles?

[stable jungle]

@formal dragon connect your Discord account to your Chess.com account at https://go.chess.com/Connect then use /trust to see the requirements

[formal dragon]

Nvm

[pale viper]

Mods have to trust you

[formal dragon]

How to get this user hates trusted roles

[pale viper]

Prove them you're trust-worthy

[pale viper]

Once you're given the trusted role, you can hate it as much as you want

[formal dragon]

Ok

[zealous glen]

You need to pay me 10 million dollars

[formal dragon]

Ok

But where?

Online or

Mexico?

[manic nova]

@wise mortar

[wise mortar]

Yes?

[manic nova]

You know what you did

[wise mortar]

I just got here smh

[manic nova]

smh my head

[simple depot]

no

[wise mortar]

Erm yes

Shaking my head my head

[simple depot]

Erm did you just forget the ☝️ 🤓 .. ☝️ 🤓

[formal dragon]

Unga bunga

[wise mortar]

Erm what the sigma

[simple depot]

Erm thats how it works☝️ 😎

[formal dragon]

Is that allowed?

Nvm

[slate owl]

what.

[zealous glen]

Guys i am so goated bro

On a classical tournament, 5 rounds passed so far, 5 points earned

[formal dragon]

I did ☝️🏳️‍🌈

So he pinged you

Please dont kill me

[fervent comet]

WHO PINGED ME

[pale viper]

I didn't

[pale viper]

Why would someone ping you

[pale viper]

I can promise you it wasn't me

[pale viper]

But at the end, its your choice whether to believe me or not

[formal dragon]

Someone did and deleted their message

[fervent comet]

hmm

it is either freddy fluffer or alte

[pale viper]

https://tenor.com/view/viyeongg-kid-from-tiktok-giving-side-eye-gif-27574662

[fervent comet]

ic you

[pale viper]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-you-cant-see-me-gif-9625705

[primal mirage]

L

[ripe yew]

@alpine sigil yo

[full glen]

my eyes hurt

[ripe yew]

close them

[alpine sigil]

whar

[ripe yew]

"whar" is even gayer bro

[alpine sigil]

whar

[full glen]

🌈💩👀

[ripe yew]

in your humble opinion, which is gayer, "whar" or "oki"

[full glen]

✨ gayest shit I've ever seen ✨

[alpine sigil]

whar

[full glen]

oki but could go either way

[ripe yew]

damn! I've been out-straighted

[alpine sigil]

is bro an llm

[full glen]

both are not close to the "gay" territory

[alpine sigil]

you are gay

[full glen]

why are you gay

[muted moat]

What’s good chat

[alpine sigil]

sir I'm have girlfriend

[ripe yew]

gay moment

[alpine sigil]

she wants to peg me for some reason

[ripe yew]

having girlfriend is gay

[full glen]

whos secretly a men

[muted moat]

Ayo what did I just walk into

[alpine sigil]

you're breathing too

[muted moat]

Bro what is happening

[ripe yew]

There is no gaming without joysticks 🗣️

[alpine sigil]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[alpine sigil]

true

no money in the piggy bank without the coinslot

[full glen]

i have a black eye

[alpine sigil]

racism

[ripe yew]

like those eyes people get in the comics when people punch you really hard

[alpine sigil]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[full glen]

not racism if my skin is now 1% black

[ripe yew]

still 99% white 🗣️

[alpine sigil]

bro got rights to say the word wtf

[full glen]

yeah

[full glen]

yknow my great great great great grandfather is italian so im actually italian mamamia!

[muted moat]

@full glen blud is both a he/him and a she/her lol

[ripe yew]

Meet the spy

[muted moat]

Caught in 4k?

[full glen]

hmm what if i add they/them

wait no thats gay

[ripe yew]

unlimited power

[muted moat]

Seems like your a guy in disguise if you ask me

[full glen]

what women would say "wait no thats gay"

[alpine sigil]

my great grandpa is british 🗣️

[muted moat]

Idk you could be pretending but I just noticed your pf description and cc server pronouns are different not a big deal

[full glen]

50% of my profile is faked

[alpine sigil]

dawg which woman puts "Single 💔" in bio

[full glen]

that part aint fake tho

😎

[alpine sigil]

shit looks like a catfish

[muted moat]

Could be

[alpine sigil]

do a profile command real quick

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 2u6qv

This is the Chess.com profile of 2u6qv. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1013 (peak)

[full glen]

i just made it obvious for people who actually check and make people who doesnt even try fall for it

[alpine sigil]

discord simps

[muted moat]

Why tho? Are you trying to troll people or break ppls heart? Like you posted a confession by some dude yesterday

[full glen]

its chatgpt

😂

[alpine sigil]

whar

[muted moat]

Hah???

That makes no sense

[full glen]

chatgpt is the one who confessed

[muted moat]

Nope that wasn’t the confession

[full glen]

no one have actually fallen for it yet cuz this server passes the vibecheck

[full glen]

ok then idk what ur talking about

[alpine sigil]

W people

[full glen]

also its just to troll

[full glen]

oh thats not for me

[muted moat]

You posted it

[ripe yew]

thats a copypasta bro...

[muted moat]

Oh my bad then

[ripe yew]

cool cover right

[muted moat]

Yes

[fervent comet]

ok

[iron barn]

Guys help me

I got negative time bruh

[full glen]

looks like communist propaganda

[ripe yew]

ok first speed is 4km/h

difference in time is 15 minutes

you can do distance = speed / time

[iron barn]

Show the solution

[ripe yew]

Let time be x ig

[iron barn]

Thats what i did

[ripe yew]

distance is the same so

5/x-15 = 4/x

solve for x

5x = 4x - 60

x = -60 umm

yeah

[iron barn]

I got -70 myself

[ripe yew]

try the quadratic

no wait

its not a quadratic

maybe we can assume the distance as x

[full glen]

im asian but my brain doesn't wanna do that for some reason smh

[ripe yew]

that would be better ig

time = distance / speed rite

so x/4 - x/5 = 15

[rough rampart]

Jamals back nerds