💬〡general-off-topic

[muted moat]

solid haangy/10

[grim edge]

choky

[tulip lichen]

I thought he appealed

[viscid scaffold]

Furry?

[warm spindle]

What is that who.

[tulip lichen]

racism?

damn bruh is EVERYONE I KNOW RACIST

[warm spindle]

Lost a bet.

[grim edge]

mmmmmmmmm choky choky choky

[tulip lichen]

why like why

[fleet scroll]

you called?

[viscid scaffold]

[viscid scaffold]

No go away

[tulip lichen]

name him simba

[tired ruin]

yo listen to this entire playlist and rate it 1-10 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2EAlByQ99eTUOtt9CjOi1g

[fleet scroll]

[muted moat]

simba 2.0

[warm spindle]

ÒwÓ

[warm spindle]

Finally.

[tired ruin]

wait it only shows 100 of the 234 songs in it 😭

[tulip lichen]

sibma jr

[grim edge]

save your tears is goated

[tired ruin]

[viscid scaffold]

https://tenor.com/bau0n.gif

[muted moat]

why did i think save your tears and blinding lights where the same song

[viscid scaffold]

Are u deaf

[tired ruin]

🥶

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722404331114070057/1071648849917132852/B0363F1C-F28E-4C6A-92DD-C00BAB91F862.gif

[grim edge]

"I made you think that I would always stay
I said some things that I should never say
Yeah, I broke your heart like someone did to mine
And now you won't love me for a second time"

[viscid scaffold]

Shut up dahlia

[twin moon]

They both have too much space between the irregular shapes

[grim edge]

🫶

[rough python]

what does that mean

[tulip lichen]

im not taunting him its a bait

[tired ruin]

I don't know why I run away, oh, girl
Said, I make you cry when I run away

[viscid scaffold]

U are not angry. That's unlike u

[grim edge]

i forgot your name. i cant hate on someone i dont know

[viscid scaffold]

I'm johnny cage 👺

[tired ruin]

Here I am, posting Weeknd lyrics while listening to Guns & Roses 😭

[tulip lichen]

sooooooooooo where are we

[grim edge]

someone here keeps on saying dehlia dehlia.. and i said to him at least spell my name right you cant hate on some random dehlia

[honest drift]

Dehlia

[viscid scaffold]

Okay seriously shut up now

[grim edge]

okay, well. you better be nice before i put you back to your cage

not reading allat

[viscid scaffold]

Well can't put u in cage with that big ahh forehead

So u win this one

[tired ruin]

"Benson is going to be so pissed, dude..."

[nocturne elk]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/eR8OEiPdbzQzKrAPHn/giphy.mp4?cid=73b8f7b197accab554b0d833e56a4e96c7020897c090c502&rid=giphy.mp4&ct=g

[grim edge]

wowowowow only macie is allowed to talk about my forehead and only on Fridays... alright, Johnny Johnnyy

[tulip lichen]

fr

[barren knot]

What's up chat?

[tulip lichen]

and the funniest part is I didn't even make this

it was natural generation

i loaded up a creative world and i saw this lol

[viscid scaffold]

I can talk all day about it . It's just that big 💀

[grim edge]

I wonder where Cage go. He was yapping about sum earlier

[viscid scaffold]

[honest drift]

@viscid scaffold Homie reply

[twin moon]

Omg he is in season seven of fortnite

[viscid scaffold]

She don't deserve my reply

[honest drift]

Damn but still

[viscid scaffold]

Drake or Kendrick

[minor spoke]

Kendrick…

Drake is an L

[barren knot]

Do you have a white jacket with a golden scorpion by any chance?

[viscid scaffold]

[warm spindle]

Everyone just jealous if dake.

[grim edge]

i'll leave you kids for a bit. let me know if cage shows up. i have something for him

[viscid scaffold]

https://tenor.com/bORbV.gif

[warm spindle]

I'm busy hiding from a spider rn ok?

[viscid scaffold]

Kill it

[tired ruin]

bro first class by jack harlow is such a banger

[barren knot]

Time to pull out the flammenwerfer

[fervent comet]

KILL IT

KILL IT

[viscid scaffold]

Have u seen the new movie called sting

[tired ruin]

hi perry 👋 i was g police but changed my server name

[fervent comet]

oh cool

[tired ruin]

i am not watching that bro 😭

[nocturne elk]

she got that tunnel vision lol

[viscid scaffold]

It's a good movie but ending sucks

[tulip lichen]

I also found this

[viscid scaffold]

Nah that spider was smart af

[tulip lichen]

bro cracked minecraft is just autistic

idk how tf this is all happening

I FOUND MY FIRST CHICKEN IN THE NETHER

[tired ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/mem622xxx-mem622xx-mem622x-gif-23188104

[nocturne elk]

he look about 50kg or something

[viscid scaffold]

Maybe

[tulip lichen]

the first ever chickens i.ve seen in this world were in hell

[barren knot]

That should be a kebab bro.

[tulip lichen]

yeah it was kabab

[drifting veldt]

MEEEOOOWW

[tired ruin]

mrrrppp meow

[barren knot]

Seriously?

[drifting veldt]

putrrrrr meow meow meow

[tired ruin]

purrrrrrr mrrrp

[drifting veldt]

mrrprpp purrrr meow meow meow

[tired ruin]

meow meow meow meow meow

[drifting veldt]

meow meow meow purrrrrr :3

meow meow

[tired ruin]

mrrrppp mrrp meoww

[barren knot]

https://tenor.com/view/kicked-out-kicked-thrown-out-get-out-of-the-house-gif-23257249

[zealous glen]

YOU DO NOT INSULT MY FAVORITE BIG FOREHEAD DWARF

(the only big forehead dwarf i know)

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/sheesh-haircut-sheesh-haircut-gimbus-gets-his-fringe-cut-gif-22209374

[barren knot]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-22469622

[hearty glacier]

sup

guys u know kendrick vs drake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XIP5gZd1Dg

[fleet scroll]

Mrrrrrp :3

[tired ruin]

meowww meow meow mrrrpp

[fleet scroll]

woof woof ARF ARF ARF ARF BOWOWOWOWOWOW

RUFF RUFF RUFF

[tired ruin]

meaaowww hissss

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[tired ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-gif-5230434060612508653

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[barren knot]

Bruh tf is going on here?

[tired ruin]

should probably delete this, says the n word

[hearty glacier]

so does every rap song

[tired ruin]

Thats... stereotypical. And false.

[fleet scroll]

quack quack quack HONK HONK HONK HONK

[hearty glacier]

who got the woke police

https://tenor.com/view/woke-alert-woke-alarm-im-offended-offended-youre-offended-gif-10321520400052011018

meow meow

[tired ruin]

MRRRRPPP MREAOWW HISSSS

[tired ruin]

meow meow meow meow MRRRPP

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-staring-hd-watching-gif-23055924

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/oye-we-we-black-cat-dance-gif-5370576037040263072

[upbeat viper]

can we have a normal chat

thanks

[drifting veldt]

meow :3

[fleet scroll]

Define normal

[grim edge]

chat

[drifting veldt]

thatd require that i not be a silly little cat. an impossibility, u see

[grim edge]

not to get too political, but...

[drifting veldt]

french ❓

[viscid scaffold]

@grim edge

[grim edge]

https://i.ibb.co/z8vkkWB/image.png

[drifting veldt]

🐈🐈🐈🐈

[fleet scroll]

mrrp meeowwww mrrowww

[upbeat viper]

a chat with a topic and words

[grim edge]

let me know if cage is back

im busy rn

[viscid scaffold]

I'm back

[grim edge]

@drifting veldt ily

[viscid scaffold]

And u are not busy

[drifting veldt]

ilu2

[viscid scaffold]

Gay couple

[grim edge]

tought luck, neither of us are dudes

[viscid scaffold]

Are u xe/xem

[grim edge]

no

[viscid scaffold]

Then

[grim edge]

says it on my profile

https://en.pronouns.page/mirror

[fervent comet]

pigman jockey

[grim edge]

but tbh idrc, call me whatever

or even better, don't refer to me for anything

[fervent comet]

baby zombie piglin jokey

[drifting veldt]

im just a silly lil cat i dont have pronouns

[grim edge]

mrrp/meow

[drifting veldt]

rrmrmrmrrrppp meooww

[fervent comet]

you aint a cat

[fleet scroll]

hoot hoot hoot hoot

[grim edge]

they so are

[drifting veldt]

this is literally who ur talking to rn

[grim edge]

a cat

too adorable to hate

[fleet scroll]

That is one chonky cat

[grim edge]

that cat looks delicious

[zealous glen]

Hes fatter than me

[wise mortar]

Dont fat shaming him 😭

[zealous glen]

im fat i can

wtf are those lightweights

[wise mortar]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

Im kidding mods love yaa

[zealous glen]

actually gonna mute yo ass for spamming

[fleet scroll]

Huhhh?

[zealous glen]

alte send a pic of some heavy people, said its mods, and he got muted

rest in peace

[digital sequoia]

Yo

How goes it

[viscid scaffold]

I got TOed for same once

It's was a fat pig tho

[zealous glen]

bruh

[viscid scaffold]

They were playing animal quiz

[tacit knot]

sup

[tulip lichen]

alte is just a big troll

and i love that

[zealous glen]

the messege was "respect mods"

sounds like something an discord mod would say...

[tacit knot]

how du u have this player hates trusted color role

[tulip lichen]

def doofus

[tacit knot]

how du u have this player hates trusted color role

[zealous glen]

secret

[tulip lichen]

bro made the same mistake TWICE

[tacit knot]

e cmon autistic kid

[tulip lichen]

"autistic" ironic

[zealous glen]

if u spell hamood backwards

[tulip lichen]

here it is

[zealous glen]

delete @tulip lichen

[tacit knot]

hav u watched eath note

death

#reaction-roles

[tulip lichen]

who hasnt

[tacit knot]

im back

[tacit knot]

i just realized if u spell Yagami backwards its says....

[dire hearth]

Witaj

[zealous glen]

english only :3

[grim edge]

anyone up for a game ?

[drifting veldt]

hello my friends

[grim edge]

hello comrade

im thinking of moving to haiti

the real estate is cheap

Novak Djokovic Is the best tennis player of all time

@grim edge im smoking a brisket this weekend

and making beef cheeks in chianti with some polenta

[dire hearth]

Don't do it

Move to haiti

[grim edge]

marcus aurelius was a can

[dire hearth]

why

[grim edge]

A

A

Okay i did it

What's up

[tulip lichen]

oil

[indigo latch]

hello

joined for the emotes

[minor spoke]

Move to Norway

[drifting veldt]

marcus aurelius was a clam

[grim edge]

mroroww

Hello

[viscid scaffold]

Shut up dahlia

[minor spoke]

Kekw

[zealous glen]

szokolata :3

[minor spoke]

💀

[twin moon]

….dead chat?

Rate the position

[lime lava]

I studied that course
I didnt like it

[twin moon]

Yea a lot of his solutions were a bit passive

[lime lava]

Then the king walk... You will never apply that haha

[twin moon]

Wait the one with Kd7

And then rerouting the queen?

[lime lava]

No
I think there is a line later on that he shows that he goes with the king to h7 without castling...

[twin moon]

…

And how is that supposed to be better?

Or is that a winawer line?

[lime lava]

I think it is

It was a while ago I dont remember

[twin moon]

Ok if it’s a winawer line that sounds more reasonable, but yea

Still is a bit sus

What kind of French player/course would you recommend though?

[lime lava]

I started playing the dragon
There is a good free sicilian dragon course for free there

[twin moon]

I’m gonna have to pass on the Sicilian then

I’ll probably try another opening for black soon

But I wanna get a good grasp on the French before hand

Granted I’m a bit slow since I started playing the French at 1300 lmao

[tulip lichen]

my laptop is worst than a potato pc

what should I play

[tired ruin]

Chess.com 🔥

[bright prairie]

french

[bright prairie]

chess idk

[twin moon]

I’m already playing the French

[bright prairie]

do you like it

[twin moon]

Playing it since 1300

[bright prairie]

nice

[tulip lichen]

no obviously

[bright prairie]

why no

[tulip lichen]

apart from it being 60 dollars how am i even supposed to run it when i cant run STARDEW VALLEY

[bright prairie]

id play Nc6

[tulip lichen]

blud go to chess talk

[twin moon]

Well this is a chess server sooo

[tulip lichen]

this is off topic

ur not supposed to talk about chess here

[twin moon]

Yea, part of a chess server, plus chat was dead so might aswell use it

[twin moon]

People talk about chess here all the time smh

[grim edge]

anyone for a quick game

[tulip lichen]

i got muted for 2 weeks for not talking about chess in chess talk

[grim edge]

“The Game” if you remember what that is

[twin moon]

Mhm?

Because that is meant specifically for chess, this channel is about anything, including chess

[grim edge]

Including the game

[tulip lichen]

alr boys keep this in mind

15 consecutive warns is a perma lockout

[twin moon]

You shouldn’t be pushing 5…

And even 5 is a stretch

[bright prairie]

it's off topic

means chess excluded

[twin moon]

Well then say that to everyone who talks about chess here

[tulip lichen]

collecting warns like they're sukuna's fingers

collecting warns like the dragon balls

collecting warns like the infinity stones

over the course of 6 months

[fleet scroll]

I got a new chessbook and I’m learning a lot :D

[minor spoke]

W

[fleet scroll]

Ok ok I gotchu. Here’s the position I just learned something from. Black to play

[full glen]

if u guys ever feel sad, just remember humongous sounds like amongus 😊

to stockfish*

[fleet scroll]

Correct!

What’s the idea?

Not if you can’t explain it

Nope

[cursive pawn]

i was thinking either a5 or c5

[fleet scroll]

Deflect a defender off of the c5 square so black can play c5 and win the iqp

Splitting the pawns is good for the resulting endgame, but not the idea behind a5

[tulip lichen]

a5 if they take with b4 we go c5

[cursive pawn]

yea i thought of going c5 first

[flint junco]

fsh

[cursive pawn]

no i meant i thought of going c5 before a5

not that i got it before u

[fleet scroll]

Just one position in the first chapter of the book

[topaz plaza]

Evening folks.

What do emotional dinosaurs say?

I feel like I may have peaked.

In ELO.

Lichess 1300, I don't see myself climbing much higher than that.

[muted moat]

It’s 6am chat I just pulled an all nighter should I grind chess and lose elo for no reason?

[topaz plaza]

What were you doing all night?

[cursive pawn]

engine says b6 on high depth

to prepare c5

[muted moat]

Work

[topaz plaza]

You should have been grinding chess, now you're actualy behind schedule.

[muted moat]

Your absolutely right Icannot believe I let myself procrastinate I should’ve managed time better

[flint junco]

How do you get trusted

[topaz plaza]

Skill issue.

[muted moat]

Me noob indeed

[muted moat]

You’ll get it after like a week of talking in chat

[flint junco]

I’ve been talking for months

[topaz plaza]

is you account connected?

[fleet scroll]

Which engine

[flint junco]

no

[fleet scroll]

Also, how does it rate a5 compared to b6

[topaz plaza]

it has to be, @flint junco

[cursive pawn]

chess.com maximum engine

[flint junco]

Oh i see thanks

[cursive pawn]

it gives multiple options and they all 0.2-0.6 for black

[fleet scroll]

Ok, reasonable then

[topaz plaza]

brb, coffee

[cursive pawn]

even h4 works lol

[muted moat]

Why is chat so dead at this time isn’t this the time when the usa ppl are most active

[cursive pawn]

friday chilling

[muted moat]

You would assume everyone floods discord servers but no ig?

[cursive pawn]

maybe they go out

[topaz plaza]

i think it's dinner time for most

between 5:00pm and 8:00pm seems slow

[muted moat]

Yeah figures

Culturally here in Asia we eat dinner really late

[rocky epoch]

[topaz plaza]

like litteraly

[cursive pawn]

im eating lunch at 5pm

[topaz plaza]

I don't eat food.

[cursive pawn]

I don't sleep i just dream

[muted moat]

Actually what even is food

[topaz plaza]

@cursive pawn nice,

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-sleep-just-dream-sleep-deprived-trevor-christian-bale-gif-17690652

[muted moat]

W

I had dinner at like 3am

[cursive pawn]

[topaz plaza]

I wake up at that time.

[muted moat]

You sleep?

[topaz plaza]

Not for like a long duration at once.

Maybe 7hr's the most I get without waking if I'm lucky.

I have bad dreams. Think it's side effect.

[muted moat]

I’m ngl I need 9hrs or I feel horrible

[peak plank]

sad

[muted moat]

Yikes tough

[topaz plaza]

Thanks Pixel, glad you understand.

[peak plank]

Ive slept for about 6 1/2 hours this last month. However im so tried that I dont remember going to sleep nor have dreams

[muted moat]

Bros gotta get the wr xD

[grim edge]

We are all dead and this is just a simulation. We are just a dream

[topaz plaza]

Life is quite literally a dream state.

[full glen]

and thats what the mask is

[topaz plaza]

good song also by everlast if you ain't heard it

[topaz plaza]

dream state

[last verge]

most normal vimun message

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/XoacbEcvmYo?si=YGIi1W54EruIkWcr

[full glen]

TODAY, 5 GRANDMASTERS WILL HUNT ME DOWN IN THIS GRANDEST FINALE FINAL (SEQUAL) LAST CHANCE FOR REAL

BEFORE I BEAT MINECRAFT

[grim edge]

Does anyone read David icke

[rocky epoch]

You are ruby

[full glen]

WILL I DO IT OR WILL I GET MATED BY 5 GRANDMASTERS?

[full glen]

you live on earth and live in the goldilock zone of the solar system

[rocky epoch]

no

[muted moat]

Wha-

[rocky epoch]

Woah fr

you getting banned for doxing

[grim edge]

@rocky epoch do you know who David icke is

[rocky epoch]

no

[full glen]

im getting banned for doxxing 😔

[rocky epoch]

?ban @full glen he doxxing everyone

[grim edge]

@rocky epoch https://youtu.be/8HvHwtTrv7Y?si=KctBSMLrOBlGFmNE

[rocky epoch]

No thanks

[grim edge]

Your welcome

@rocky epoch don’t you want to open your mind

[topaz plaza]

I'm not tired, not welcome.

[rocky epoch]

No thanks

[grim edge]

Has anyone seen Bumfights

When the creator goes on dr Phil lmao

[rocky epoch]

No

[topaz plaza]

what!

that's hilarious

Is that real?

[grim edge]

Yes it’s on YouTube

Look up dr Phil bumfights

Dr Phil is also reason that bad Barbie girl got famous

The catch me outside how bout dat girl

[topaz plaza]

True.

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1vvdZv6nYLQ?si=xkA3RqrVSVcdeBKZ

Dear slim I wrote you but you still ain't callin

[grim edge]

She is worth like $50 million

Man if I had 50 millio

I would fulfill my dream of putting up offensive billboards

[teal dragon]

Danielle Bregoli cash me ousside howbowdah

[full glen]

me irl

[topaz plaza]

YO!

[full glen]

ur more handsome 😻😍

[topaz plaza]

but who's taller than Luigi?

now we see,

[fleet scroll]

Here are the notes

[topaz plaza]

So they call it isolana cause it isolates

slight typo at the end

[fleet scroll]

Isolani = IQP = Isolated Queen’s Pawn

[topaz plaza]

it says it rather than the e file x2

oh nvm im blind

my glasses I forgot lol

[fleet scroll]

The font is a little weird, that’s why I didn’t roast you

[topaz plaza]

thanks lol

stigmatisim in both my eyes in case you wondering

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/tSHHl7aRX9o?si=T0UGXFBzGzoMr5Gk

[topaz plaza]

wha

it's actually funny cause I went by Sigmund online forever'

in most games they consider it a bad word always censored.

[fleet scroll]

Yeah I have it too and I’m blind so no worries

[topaz plaza]

@fleet scroll Nice!

my visions not that bad yet just blurry

@grim edge It's a joke, I was showing empathy like sarcastically

[fleet scroll]

My vision is 4x worse than the standard for blindness xd

[topaz plaza]

That's sad.

OMG YOU WERE

[fleet scroll]

It can still be corrected with glasses so I’m ok

Ok, next book position. Black to play

[full glen]

people talking about chess in offtopic and offtopic in chess

[topaz plaza]

Knight takes c6 then bishop takes b6

[full glen]

very nice

[rocky epoch]

BXH3

[topaz plaza]

I'm tactically good.

[fleet scroll]

Asser is correct

[topaz plaza]

WHAT

[fleet scroll]

What’s the idea asser?

[full glen]

i see the idea

[topaz plaza]

but don't you win material with what I did?

[full glen]

asser just randomly said that move

[rocky epoch]

if he takes check with queen

maybe 🤔

[full glen]

its to open up the king bro

[rocky epoch]

Oh i found it

[full glen]

its not only for the queen

[fleet scroll]

I know. That’s why asser gets 0 points

[rocky epoch]

Discovery attack on his queen

With check with knight and take his queen

[fleet scroll]

No there’s Bxh3 Qb3

[full glen]

this just confirms you randomly said it 🙏

[fleet scroll]

But even if gxh3 the queen isn’t hanging

[rocky epoch]

Im talking if he took it

[rocky epoch]

then take knight with knight first

[topaz plaza]

oh

My puzzle rating fell off today

[rocky epoch]

i know??

[rocky epoch]

why else thatsac would happen

[fleet scroll]

I accept only concrete answers, not speculative answers

[full glen]

u said its for the queen specifically

[rocky epoch]

i didnt say specifically

[full glen]

you didnt say the word specifically but you implied that its specifically for the queen

smh

[topaz plaza]

What was the rating on that?

[muted moat]

@livid horizon cote is the goat

It’s my personal favorite

[topaz plaza]

Anyone want to play a few games? I'm only playing 960, here out after discovering I'm somehow better at it. (lichess) futuregmsoonyet

[full glen]

was about to write a long essay on english grammar, context, and whatever else in english but i realised hes not gonna read it 🙏

[full glen]

what does that even mean

[topaz plaza]

Chess 960?

It means I'm better at that.

that's all

[full glen]

oh

[topaz plaza]

its weird cause my rating in that is higher than my puzzles

[rain crest]

Chess960 is named chess960 because there’s only 960 possible games to be played, compared to the infinite amount of games normal chess has

[full glen]

huh

so its solved

[topaz plaza]

Uh... I don't think that's reasonable

[rain crest]

It’s true, 960 players just memorise all 960 games :)

[topaz plaza]

yeah that's what I did

I just know 960trillion moves

[rain crest]

No, just 960

[topaz plaza]

so 960 moves?

[rain crest]

Yeah that’s it champ

[topaz plaza]

i know 2

[rain crest]

I know stalemate and blunder

[topaz plaza]

I know you know

[rain crest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041492295243022389/1146145877057085552/maxwell.gif

[rocky epoch]

BXH3 GXH3
QG6+ king to H1
NXD4 NXD4
BXD4 and you win a piece or win his queen , now what if he doesn't play King to h1 and goes to H2?

QG6+ king to H2
BC7+ king forced H1
NG3+ Pawn takes g3
RXE3 , now black worries about mate and his queen and a knight

[rocky epoch]

@fleet scroll

[rain crest]

I would file a report personally

[rocky epoch]

why

[rain crest]

Hacking :(

[rocky epoch]

??

hacking what

[topaz plaza]

if King h2 can't you just play check with the other knight and win queen someway?

[rocky epoch]

Cant

[topaz plaza]

it'd help if I could draw lines otherwise i just guess

[fleet scroll]

No this reasoning is wrong. We are not forcing the winning of a piece here. Remember we just sacrificed one. Also you posted lines after I already posted the continuations in the book you bozo

[rocky epoch]

i didnt read the book

[full glen]

you have a book?

[fleet scroll]

I have lots of chess books lol

[rocky epoch]

and if we do take his knight we are threatening mate , thats if not forced mate

[fleet scroll]

Most of the chess books I own are still too hard for me

[topaz plaza]

any reccomendations on books?

[fleet scroll]

My chess todo list (eventually, when I’m not shit)

[rocky epoch]

The wood pecker

[fleet scroll]

Logical Chess Move by Move by Irving Chernev

Steps method 1-3

Woodpecker easy puzzles

[topaz plaza]

Hail satan.

[fleet scroll]

[grim edge]

nothing too fancy, but a reminder to everyone to spend time with people who are good for your mental health

[topaz plaza]

lmfao

[rocky epoch]

wtf

[fleet scroll]

Gonna do that this weekend. Going to visit family I only get to see once a year

[topaz plaza]

@fleet scroll thanks btw

[fleet scroll]

np

[rocky epoch]

not really

[fleet scroll]

No I mean the easy puzzles section

Woodpecker split into easy, medium, and hard

[topaz plaza]

What if @rocky epoch he were in this discord right now?

[rocky epoch]

who

[topaz plaza]

@rocky epoch guess

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

[topaz plaza]

ya huh

[grim edge]

it will be a long weekend. enjoy your time with your fam

[fleet scroll]

I absolutely will

We’re going to partyyyyyyyy

🥳

[rocky epoch]

D e a d c h a t

[topaz plaza]

Searching 960.

[fleet scroll]

Studying pawn structures

[topaz plaza]

Actually good.

I'm okay with pawn endgames etc.

[narrow lark]

Hi guys, I'm Brazilian and I have a question. What are the values ​​on the right side of the bids when we are playing?

[full glen]

cirrin be like

[rocky epoch]

Turi ip ip ip ip

[full glen]

_ _

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[orchid sun]

@slate owl we off the grid grid grid

[slate owl]

💀

[topaz plaza]

I am groot.

groot=bored

[grim edge]

caseoh weight keeps crashing my twitch

@upbeat viper is there a bot command for !no cheating accusations and then will tell members to report the cc account directly? Like the !eng command

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[upbeat viper]

No

But good idea @mellow plover

[peak plank]

!Pixel

sad

[minor spoke]

[peak plank]

maybe one day

update: the 1600 I lost to got banned for fairplay

[full glen]

!urmom

!help

insane

[grim edge]

!sigma

[torpid lintel]

@peak plank is a member of this server. He also here from so long so he know a lot about this server. If you have any questions feel free to ask him.
He know make some discord tournament.

[peak plank]

👀

[peak plank]

1 ATK 1 DEF
• The easiest enemy.
• Can only deal 1 damage.

[topaz plaza]

if pixel is all knowing how do I defeat them

[peak plank]

Im nice to my opponents 😄

I play nice

[topaz plaza]

that's unfortunate

[peak plank]

its ok

[torpid lintel]

Yes you do :)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> MOHIT (mohit)

This is the Chess.com profile of mohit. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: MOHIT (mohit)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1524 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1391 (1583 peak)
Bullet: 1349 (1435 peak)

[topaz plaza]

its ok

[torpid lintel]

And I am back to 1500.
Looks like 1500 is my good friend 😅

[torpid lintel]

I don't wanna go for 1400

[topaz plaza]

no

ask tips of pixel

I defeated some 1400's today

[torpid lintel]

There is lot of advice on #1040028251965358121 But sure why not? He was my first coach so here we go @peak plank

[torpid lintel]

Hello Bast

Your voice so good

[upbeat viper]

[topaz plaza]

who?

let the furries into chat

Joking.

did any see this?

it's sort of off topic

[torpid lintel]

Chess 960

[topaz plaza]

yar

the game kept going but figured i'd just end the video there

i mean i let them take my queen and still won 🙂

[grim edge]

@grim edge I hope things are going well for you

anyone up for a game ?

[wheat swan]

try to relax your anus

[wheat swan]

sure! sounds fun

[grim edge]

send link

to liches

[wheat swan]

my pc is lagging can you send it

[grim edge]

no im too lazy , plus idk wat to say

[wheat swan]

alr alr

it's just lichess is my school account and you would end up knowing what school I go to and my name so

im making a new account lol

[grim edge]

XD

it can aslo be chess.com lol

[wheat swan]

that would be better

ill send a friendly challenge

[grim edge]

i just say liches cuz its a chess.com server and its funny

[wheat swan]

what time control?

[grim edge]

5 min ?

u can also join VC if you wanna hang : )

[wheat swan]

sure but i wont talk (it's getting late and my dog is asleep behind me)

[tepid apex]

Chess chess chess, that is all that I have

[topaz plaza]

my brain hurts

[minor spoke]

@upbeat viper r u in some phase wth is this name and pfp

😭

[grim edge]

Emo phase

Omg I just discovered the beauty of earphones

I don't use earphones with my phone. Always on speaker mode 😄😅

[topaz plaza]

Dahlia you need to try listening to some binural rythms.

There to be said' transiant.

Make sure they are theta waves, good knowledge.

[minor spoke]

[grim edge]

I'm on YT now. So many videos about deep sleep binaural thingy.. so good I think I'm falling asle….

[topaz plaza]

oh nooooo dahlia!

[minor spoke]

[topaz plaza]

nobody move!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k39oVsZqyDQ&t=2798s

this one helped me focus for a while

give it a chance, mate

[minor spoke]

8D music is sick af

In general

[topaz plaza]

i'm going to go for a walk of course

but when asleep

..

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/xQ6xgDI7Whc?si=KhZ5IUpTramcofbN

[topaz plaza]

that's the idea

travels through you

like a ultrasound

[grim edge]

I'm listening to this. My body didn't want to move but my mind said go post this on general chat

[topaz plaza]

it's sonic waves you have to be highly perceptive to understand it

it's good for anxiety

Adhd etc.

[grim edge]

wowowow I like this. It literally travels from one ear to another

[topaz plaza]

exactly

in me I can see the waves man

i think i'm on drugs but I'm sober

[minor spoke]

LSD moment

[topaz plaza]

yup

my whole life is one dose of lsd

[minor spoke]

Wait idk if thats appropriate for this chat

[topaz plaza]

that explains a lot

[minor spoke]

💀

[topaz plaza]

nah i suffer

i have a neuro chemical imbalance and i take ssri class meds for it

the music helps but doesnt cure it

unless 24/7

[grim edge]

I think this should be mixed with Brazilian funk.. DJ Jeeh featuring 8 Audio Binaural waves

[topaz plaza]

there needs to be way more upbeat music with it right!?

like this is fire

[minor spoke]

Bruh just search 8D songs

[topaz plaza]

right^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CepeycyGhwE&list=PL4Nzei3ISixLfnoCCW-0i60CSUvdIkYPJ first things first

dahlia? did you died

[grim edge]

My mom is spooning me rn

[topaz plaza]

wait i was away

uhm that's great?

wtf

[grim edge]

Fire 🔥 🔥 oh I remember the lead singer

[topaz plaza]

btw its not traveling through the headphones bro

its going through your brain waves its delta hertz shifted invertisized complex stuff

healing lol

genius i did my research

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/_sdh5h_zkkk?si=thjMtPkcb532m50C

[orchid sun]

brazilian funk sucks

but americans glaze it

[topaz plaza]

i like british or u.k rap tbh

its flex

[grim edge]

Thanks for introducing me to 8 audio and binaural waves….

[grim edge]

I like DJ Jeeh. His music is crisp and clear and smooth and he uses other beats or sound or whatever you call it

[grand spade]

wtf i got rejected on the last day of schol

[full glen]

on what

[topaz plaza]

your welcome

you're*

[topaz plaza]

i figured it out

[orchid sun]

who tf is dj jeeh

[slate owl]

:3

[minor spoke]

Bro im actually popeye this spinach going hard

[topaz plaza]

crumbs

smoke less bruh 1up rn

i smoked everything done

i talked to the father last he says god willing besend you christ

idk what that mean't :p

but i wasnt willing to lie

[full glen]

skibidi toilet?

[topaz plaza]

you know what sucks

and is pleasant at times

my fiance passed and i regret only missing her time but at the moment im still faithful to her

me too

it's okay

[full glen]

omg cirrin

its cirrin

[topaz plaza]

whats that mean?

[grim edge]

Artist. Google dj jeeh fdc

[topaz plaza]

im trolling

i figured out so much have a gud knight cheers yall bishops

[slate owl]

me fr?

[frail temple]

We get it. Stop roleplaying

[slate owl]

when was i roleplaying

[frail temple]

Every single statement from you is a role play

[slate owl]

meow :3

[full glen]

titled player thinking he can bully anyone

wait this counts as discrimination

@mods

[minor spoke]

[topaz plaza]

who role plays

lame

[manic nova]

meow uwu

[topaz plaza]

huh?

[frail temple]

I am so ScaReD of viCTim getting me

What is going to happen

[topaz plaza]

um

idk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69oDqqXAwZM&list=PL4Nzei3ISixLfnoCCW-0i60CSUvdIkYPJ&index=19 emily check this

[manic nova]

that does not feel like a good idea

[topaz plaza]

what why

its literaly so cool

[manic nova]

oh nice

[topaz plaza]

i mean you could even search it the image shows...

lazy

it's why you're a 400

[manic nova]

I like, just need 1 hour plus version of similar music

[ornate solstice]

oops I am in the wrong channel. ... words are hard.

[topaz plaza]

there's a entire playing tbh

playlist

[manic nova]

gib

[topaz plaza]

did i stutter

[manic nova]

lol

[full glen]

bro just confirmed hes discriminating even tho i wasnt serious

[topaz plaza]

but you'd have to be marginalized to be discriminated agaisnt?

do you consider yourself a person or like a thing.

[full glen]

wdym

[topaz plaza]

i think choice sets the presedense to define the self to ofself

so that means if you don't marginalize what you are to yourself i.e. you should be happy

results #justice

[full glen]

>reads what i said very wrongly
>gives english class
>gives an inspirational phrase

[topaz plaza]

quotes?

quote?

[full glen]

.

[topaz plaza]

who the f

i made it up brah

[full glen]

read the definition of a quote

[topaz plaza]

read the definetion of your mama

[full glen]

oh wait

[topaz plaza]

don't

i don't need you to quote me fax about quoations im an english major

pro

[minor spoke]

Bros messages do not scream 'english major

[topaz plaza]

that's idea

[minor spoke]

Whatsoever

[topaz plaza]

PFFFFFF

W"AHATSOCLEVER DUMBASS lol

[peak plank]

I feel like people are just saying they are majoring in X just cuz they feel like it

[topaz plaza]

i was infact

BIG BRAIN

[peak plank]

Yeah too many do that

[minor spoke]

Fr

[topaz plaza]

I wrote a few books.

[minor spoke]

[topaz plaza]

I'm not a major.

can't lie about that

@peak plank Sort of wanted to go to college for that' feel to old now.

[peak plank]

I feel young

[topaz plaza]

Same.

[peak plank]

Maybe because I am young

[topaz plaza]

I like the way you call my bluffs.

[peak plank]

But Im very tired

[topaz plaza]

you're trash

[peak plank]

Okay

[topaz plaza]

LOL no

[peak plank]

🥱

[topaz plaza]

wana 1v1

[peak plank]

Nah

I'm so done with chess ngl

[topaz plaza]

Wait.

Really?

[peak plank]

At least today

[topaz plaza]

What's that mean for you?

[peak plank]

I haven't played a rated game on chess.com for a while

[topaz plaza]

@Pixel Lichess.org?

[peak plank]

I'm getting back into it but I still feel a bit burnt out

[topaz plaza]

typo there

[peak plank]

Nah

I wanna go sleep soon

[topaz plaza]

I've been going steady with 960. Ok

[peak plank]

I totally can, I just choose not to

[topaz plaza]

You should you're not bad.

I want to play you

Get some rest.

[peak plank]

Thanks, you too

[topaz plaza]

nah

cheers

[minor spoke]

Wow a civil conversation is unheard of in these parts

[topaz plaza]

different note I got reccomened an Andrea Botez' vid of her doing some DJ stuff thought that was neat but totally sketched me out' a bit

i think that's cool

[minor spoke]

U mightve screwed up the quotes there

[topaz plaza]

no there tisks

there to show relevancy distaste or unethical opinion i.e. satire or sarcasm

[minor spoke]

Alr bro is NOT an english major

[topaz plaza]

really'

[peak plank]

We already established that

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[topaz plaza]

so wiping my drool isn't important

[minor spoke]

See the isn't important part shouldn't have been italicized there

[topaz plaza]

i lov that kitteh

[minor spoke]

Ong

[topaz plaza]

i could adopt

[minor spoke]

Same

[topaz plaza]

hes so fing funny

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[peak plank]

I'm a stats major frfr, I know 1+1 = 2

[topaz plaza]

the way he jumps my gawd i just need to help him/her

[minor spoke]

How is that stats 💀

[topaz plaza]

bruh

Do we need to go deep.

[peak plank]

It's stats, trust

Believe

[minor spoke]

Lol

[topaz plaza]

1+1-2=2 x the sum of pie =3.14 MATH

[peak plank]

I've collected a variety of pi memes

[minor spoke]

So that was a combination of poor math and english...

[topaz plaza]

How many slices do you have? @peak plank

DO IT

[minor spoke]

Me want piepiepiepiepeiepie

[peak plank]

I calculate pi by throwing a bunch of sticks onto parallel lines 🔥 🔥🔥

[peak plank]

0

[minor spoke]

Well....

Somewhat

[topaz plaza]

I graph

the obvious

grasp*

you have 0 slices?

I wasn't asking that.

[minor spoke]

🔥

[topaz plaza]

did you draw that on a mirror?

asking for a friend

[minor spoke]

I was going to make a comment then realized it was racist so im not

💀

[topaz plaza]

ah,

no worries i'm not a hater

sorry chocolate i'll be nicer

[minor spoke]

Lmao

[fringe wolf]

Chocolate

[topaz plaza]

is that not what is says?

[fringe wolf]

Chocolate yes

[topaz plaza]

I can't see

[fringe wolf]

Chocolate

[minor spoke]

Yes

[fringe wolf]

Hi

[topaz plaza]

and no i'm young

[glossy radish]

jesus christ

[fringe wolf]

✝️

[glossy radish]

hey kids

[minor spoke]

Oh em gee ur back

[fringe wolf]

Hey

[glossy radish]

how do i connect

i’m new here

[minor spoke]

New here new here

[topaz plaza]

o.o you press thing type / then the word connect

[fringe wolf]

🤔

[glossy radish]

oh okay

[topaz plaza]

yes

[fringe wolf]

Yes

[minor spoke]

Yes

[glossy radish]

_ _ /connect

[topaz plaza]

stop

[glossy radish]

?

[topaz plaza]

not u

[minor spoke]

Yes u

[topaz plaza]

there copy and pasting my messages

[minor spoke]

Whos copy and pasting whos messages

[topaz plaza]

and they said i'm not good at math

[fringe wolf]

there copy and pasting my messages

[full glen]

@glossy radish hi very new member

[glossy radish]

hello! so glad you welcomed me

[minor spoke]

Who said not good at math

[glossy radish]

it’s not working

[topaz plaza]

Yes you.

[glossy radish]

i cant connect

[full glen]

there copy and pasting my messages

[minor spoke]

My messages

[fringe wolf]

Yes you.

[glossy radish]

/connect

[topaz plaza]

hahah

[full glen]

Yes you.

[minor spoke]

Yes

[fringe wolf]

My message there copy pasting

[glossy radish]

why isn’t it working

[topaz plaza]

bunch of nerds man

[minor spoke]

Stoopid

[fringe wolf]

bunch of nerds man

[topaz plaza]

i'm not mad

[fringe wolf]

@topaz plaza quit copying my messages 😞

[minor spoke]

I am not mad

[topaz plaza]

you're funny

[fringe wolf]

I’m not mad

You’re funny

[minor spoke]

Im not mad

And your not funny

[fringe wolf]

And your not funny

[topaz plaza]

you're*

[minor spoke]

Wait wtf did mashu do to himself

[full glen]

average match from 900

[minor spoke]

@grim edge

[glossy radish]

honestly i should unblock coco now

but meh don’t feel like it

[topaz plaza]

wait

it says you are connected?

[glossy radish]

yes

[topaz plaza]

your not?

[glossy radish]

i am

[topaz plaza]

o.O

i'm about to cry'

#trolled

[topaz plaza]

oh okay

[glossy radish]

[minor spoke]

...

[fringe wolf]

Are you tired?

[grim edge]

What do u want

[topaz plaza]

no but i think vez has connection issues

[minor spoke]

What did u do to urself

[fringe wolf]

Ask them

[grim edge]

?

[minor spoke]

U know what else has connection issues

[topaz plaza]

@minor spoke Are you talking about circuits?

[minor spoke]

mlnxrx0

[minor spoke]

Uh idk

[glossy radish]

coco yes or no

[minor spoke]

Idfk sure if ur normal

[grim edge]

I randomly picked that I change it every year

[minor spoke]

Every year is crazy 💀

[full glen]

i finally found lasagnas profile

[glossy radish]

took you a while

[topaz plaza]

you think she mad at me?

[minor spoke]

What

[minor spoke]

LMAO NO WAY U MADE THAT A GIF

[full glen]

turi ip ip ip ip ip ip turi

[glossy radish]

who?

[topaz plaza]

lag

i actually think that person is chill

idk if man or women but funny for sure

[minor spoke]

Wait what happend

[topaz plaza]

nothing

[full glen]

this guy monologuing smh