#💬〡general-off-topic
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they did not make HIM a black girl i saw video that explained that timmy had grown up and the fairly oddparents were now with another child (the black girl)
no

ok
wait what the fu who did that
didnt timmy wish to be a kid forever to keep them
idk i havent watched the show 💀
i mean if they were woke and also enjoyable no one would have complained about anything
look how everyone loves miles morales as the spider man
all recent shows are shit
oh yeah i watched this videohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/HNsNDBpXqug
tbh latino snow white a baddie lowkey 😏
why does my water taste like coffee
i should play more rapid games
yes
you forgot to wash your day old coffee cup
wait what what about the wish of being a kid forever?
ehh probably got revoked idk lol
hello
yellow
hi
why are you raging
calling it "woke" is dumb imo. it's just a new character. People are whining because "this character doesn't look like me" while ignoring all of the people that watch the shows with white characters while also seeing "this character doesn't look like me"
hello Neal3479 and Dahlia Raging Storm
my personality this month is a raging storm with a dash of sweetness on the side
what about the next month?
let's see.
"Dahlia The Fart Smella" or "Dahlia the Smart Fella" (1st one better)
well sure you could see those as totally new characters but i dont know why they'd put them in shows that have original stories
because the original story is done and it's a new story
because every new show they make is shit
smart fella.. im not dyslexic
so they're just "borrowing" the old one's ideas
and making the main character black
Let's start a Controversy!
then they also shouldnt be under the original shows or characters names thats what i think
Why did they make the fairy godmother in the live action version of cinderella a black guy
just listen to this for once https://open.spotify.com/track/4Po8oePggxRYOG9YN5fKbo?si=86fc1aa2924e4fd0
lmao wtf
definition of hot mom
i can name 10 shows better
I didn't really watch it. I watched Adventure Time with my little brother though, and that was great
i was more of a regular show child than a gumball or adventure time
Regular show is very close to gumball imo
not really
is he somali
they all diff shows
true true
with different concepts and stories
mumble/opium rap is ass
domestic violence
u cant send links here lil bro
My last message was saying bye to someone. Not talking about a girl. 
So that's not true haha
Oh?
But bye all going for walk
I think i can post a couple links
its youtube lol
Yall aint listening
I just got here
I never knew everyone would be so dumb
sounds a bit toxic but alright
youtube actually provides free storage
I recently started putting all my meetings in it
yes
you can also encode pixel colors as different bytes and use it to store files
You just need connected role
Use /connect
nah I scanned it with google it's a safe link
@digital sequoia
Or was it?
I cannot even imagine apple and microsoft doing this
he knows ur ip now fool
why is there a . after the you
shut up
wait fr?
ever heard of disguised links
get the joke
yes, goto a video click share the share link is youtu.be
nuh uh
I might start writing design doc
for me it is
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he embeded a RAT onto the link 😱
smogoff lmao
it is still youtube.com on a video for me
my timbers have been shivered
oh fairs, dunno youtu.be is owned by Google
blud im making fun of how expressvpn sponsers everybody and their mother
still not close to raid tho
raid be sponsering cooking channels💀
Raid is crazy
ik
Youtu.be are youtube links
Yeah thats what I said
Never heard of that
But habe you ever heard about... Nord vpn

Yeah i saw that
@grim edge 6
why are you missing a parathesis
random motivational quote:
Everyone is talented at something, if you think you are not talented in anything, then you are very talented in having fun
he should make a video about lobotomy
@wise mortar show em the text of Ran rhy
Oh ok
When
Damn i came at the wrong time
Nah what happened
Riyal
but it's not proper so i make mistakes
?
Bro going places @viscid jacinth
Thats so fake
@grim edge is that you in the video
alr whatever blud
@viscid jacinth how'd you get so many screenshotted messages
what vid?
In vc
yuh
yooo new @viscid jacinth gif just dropped
classic
crazy that I made this and
this
Your mom is
he got banned
what was he saying
he bypassed a n word
ooohhh
and said he was gonna give me backshots
interesting.....
nvm not interesting
CAN SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOUR? JUST DMing SOMEONE!
he said "we need that one for your mother" or smth
ur username made me laugh here's a sticker
ok
SO WILL U?
what do you want?
just dm "real.doost" and tell him that I sent u.
he's a new ticktoker and i'm determined to make him go viral, he just started!
lol
why don't you do it?
it is true
PLEASE DO IT. HE JUST STARTED TICKTOK! DO THIS FOR ME! FOR MY WELLBEING! I WANT HIM TO SUCCEDE!
Nah i just read that end word something else

pls sh
BRO, U DM'D ME SAYING UR STONED ASF AND YOU'RE LISTENING TO RAP
yh
2scratch got the vibes
I'LL GIVE U PROGRAMMING IDEAS IF U DM HIM!
-.-
come on, man
rlly? what does it matter to u?

nice
@grim edge 4 sure
yh
Today is my 3 month sober + 1 day
Sorry for being stoopid
I promise I'm the dumbest
nahh u good
well done
Heloow
Guysss
I am gonna play my 1st otb tournament on 26th !!!!!!!!!!
Are OTB tournaments common in your area
your a Traitor 😠
Ok bruh?
and dont be one 😠
everyone cause your a traitor 😠
I looted your village
thats right you stole my AK47 😠
Bring it back or i shoot a bazooka at your house 😠
I prefer to use a bow and arrow
I can shoot pretty well
I generally get 60% bulls eyes
Your image doesn’t load 😂
you have mcdonalds wifi
bro got that trash wifi connactian
Ur describing urself
nah i got 15 QD per sec
I have 4 bars
guess what i did it on PARPASE
Connection
Lol
NAH
Idc
I use aspirin
Idc Lock me up
911 whats your emergency
You are in a gang
Ik
👈👎🤜🏻👏👎🤟🖕👋✍️🤙🦵💪👋🖐👋🖐🦿🦿🦾🦿🦶🦿🦶
sir this is the 911 so if you dont have anything that is a serious SKIBIDI GYAT TOILET OHIO LVL 10 emergency then dont call the 911.
😇
ok whatever bro where is this seriously going
hi
Listening to: FU* ME IN THE ASS*
01:43 ━━━━●───── 03:50
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no thanks
your listening to just a nerd
Noooo
Terrible
Don't bully me
I made 900
ill show you how to be a skibidi gyat lvl 10 sigma ohio like me😎
Congrats
Erm it's bad and it's kinda inappropriate 🤓
I made 900km at work
tq! 
Erm did you just miss an arm you armless person☝️ 🤓
ok whatever bro im going
Erm I forgot 👆🤓
Ight chat
You’re norwegian?
Let’s cook
Erm thats the wrong arm☝️ 🤓
no, canadian
Bruh
why?
Kind mf
Your bio implied it
Erm SHUT UP 🖕🤓
Canadian trash talk ?
Novak Djokovic is the G.O.A.T of tennis if yall didn't know
oh you mean by blood
💀💀💀
I’m craving korean fried chicken
Erm imagine being mad☝️ 🤓
No one cares about tennis lil bro
Yeah
Ohh mad
Wait does Canada have oil ?
Just like nobdoy cares about you
uh yes?
Erm I am telling the teach☝🤓
Alberta has a lot of oil
Same can be said about your comment lol
Why y’all polluting air
Who does bro think he is
Surprisingly america hasn’t made a move yet
Wtf is messy doing
Ur dad
Ohhhh
Youre projecting
Using snap ain’t he cute ?
haha we produce wayy more oxygen and absorb way more co2 than we produce
NAH
Y’all killing New York
Don’t be jealous
it's not even summer yet
I am probably being nightmares outta this
also new york can be quiet
Who's he in my profile picture??
Erm we are in an abnormal not ok talkin about ohio gyat skibidi sigma mewers chess players chess.com magnus carlsen and GM, FM, WFM, WGM, NM, IM, CM goo goo gaa gaa with 6 mods online and 18 boosters and we have the greenpawn hmm yes☝️ 🤓
So many fires y’all tryna kill nyc
New york been killing itself
@simple depot is cooking rn
Nah Messi is too cute
nyc cries after 1 year of smoke, they didnt even have it bad lol, it's like that every year for me but worse
im hungry bro
How dare u the big apple is full of dreams
I've seen it dark mid day from smoke
Nah bro you win
Nightmares sure
I've seen fire literally just kilometers away from where I live
So many stores shut down Blud what u saying
they have it good
Jay z wouldn’t like ur comments about New York
Is having a dream about $** is normal?
Big lips having ass
yes having dreams about money is normal
What’s air in Canada like
Noo I mean s*x
in 3 seasons it's good, in summer it makes nyc look clean
He can buy u fr
seeing is pretty normal too
He could
six is a number
But his lips big as hell still😂
Broo
No Harry Maguire
btw all the titles for Chess.com that can be given to players issssss......... FIO, FA, IA, FST, WCM, WFM, CM, WIM, FM, WGM, GM, IM.
Dw Blud it’s very normal it’s maturing
🤡
🤓
Yey uwu
I heard y’all have to move from zone to zone
me when WSGM
and SGM
What's your elo??
He couldn’t buy me , search up paul1 net worth
OwO
and what are those?
😘
I didn't have to but we were on alert, and Ive known people who had to move temporarily
No he def could buy you
900
what is a wsgm and sgm please tell me the full name. @steep kernel
Harry is so bad smh
super grand master
Nice
Magwire
(it's not official)
Shame leave Canada go to Africa
havent heard of a super grand master before bro 💀
How cute he's?
No he can’t I’m priceless buddy
Cute at scoring own goals fr
Priceless until someone wants to own you
I ate play dough 😋😋
no thanks Its only a couple months of the year
Cute at in England's national team
im play dough
We are in Morden times sir
I eat you
Loser
girly pop is tireddd mmmhph @lime lava
Exactly
Anyone can recognize who's he in my profile picture?
I want him off
No one is purchasing a fine gentleman like me
idk but he looks jewish
Yet
He's from my country
This crazy guy
:3
Mikhail
Mikhail tal
tal
😘😘
Si
Blud wants me purchased so bad
Yes he's Jewish
Bro ngl billie eilish is cooking in her new album
Guys i got the braids
I would recommend watching Mikhail Tal's matches.
She got all 10 of her songs in the top 50 global songs😮😮😮😮
meow
Hiroshima was a very tragic thing yk
was it
Very bad
C-c-come here kitte
was better than alternative tbh
Happens
Who??
Hm
america
What would that have been
Blud don’t know history
💀
Bro said happens 💀
I wasn't paying attention to the chat
firebombing, war continuing longer than it did, way more Japanese casualties
Idk how much worse that is
Skill issue
K bye guys its my bed time
Also more japanese casualties is questionable
Awh cutie has a bed time
Shut uppppppppppppp 😫😫
look up how many people died from the tokyo firebombings
it's really not
Yes,but not by my parents
Good
goodnight x3
Bye
Meow
Bye my friend
Bye
meow
meow
Begone wench
???
Meow
That’s why y’all got bad air
Meow meow
i have a boyfriend, don't speak to me creep
Ur not a cat
Ew it’s an “I have a boyfriend” girl
look at ur pfp tbh
He dosent have to know pookie
Shudders

😭shi I didn’t notice
now meow
Bark bark
I’m an ekitten frfr
NO
Nya
@robust kelp change your name to be the unbolded version of the font
I had it first fk off
yeah but you can't match with me and chocolate
Yeah but it’s in my formerly known as tag so L
Chocolate is cringe
how dare you
Indeed
Imma change mine to vanilla just to piss u off fr
Change it to Paul
So sigma
Paul Bunyan
he's a fan he's a fan he's a fan
No just Paul
69 God
Choclate
freaky ass ...
😭
I didn’t know Canadians were chill like that
what
Canadian mfs listen to rap ?
Hi, I'm ben
ugh
why do you think we get so much snow
yee
Snow thanks
Gimmi ur big three fella
fella lol
don't
react...
actually idk
It's almost lunch i gtg

Go eat
lunch isn't for a little bit
Only losers eat
What u tryna say
What are you eating
then your a loser
I don’t eat sir
you drink, sir?
Been fasting since birth
how do you get nutrients to survive
hello
he's wat people call a vegetable
all he need is sunlight
GET A LIFE
🎂
@fervent comet yo ahmed crazy idea
i listened to polish songs
We take an plastic bag
Put it around an antibug spray
Empty the can so its about to explode
Then tie it together
And when theres a group of flies or whatever
We throw it at them
And since its so full it explodes and kills all of them
The bug bomb
👍
any human applications
you guys rap?
i just wrote one but didnt send it
apixish
like a pixie with a stick of liquorice
stuff like that?
already seen it all gimme something original
Yes i rap erb
so you can verbally constuct a sentence that pro reacts with dominance in promininse etc.
that's how you're supposed to listen to it
yo that is old
it provides full chess focus
I took 20 clicks before i managed to aim at it just to not be able to read it cause of the resolution
ive seen enuf
W
bro sent a hour long video
watch it
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Jonatann fish kentucky
back some day' tisk

no
Remember friends
Ur enemies are not always ur enemies
THE ENEMY OF UR ENEMY IS UR FRIEND
NO
YAY
no they only listen to drake
what did i walk in on
i seen ur little rizz screenshot from insta
Not u mf
that made me laugh so hard
why would you call me a mf ur mom didnt raise u like this UFFF
idk you said one word and shes like "OMG UR SO FUNNY" and then you posted it here and said skibdi rizz LMAO
I’m sorry for my foul language sir
you are forgiven sir
Won’t happen again mf
mf
smh
Mother Father
i have no kids i am no mother
oh wait i forgot i do have a child woops
U are the father
Poor kid got forgotten
Smash
yea my sister calls me a dead beat father
but i love my son very much hes my adorable baby
bruh
Bs
ik sadly :(
he will grow into a fine man one day hes a baby for now
Prime Tyson eats gsp
not in a mma/street fight
Eat it
Never let him come on discord
i would want him to but nah
i wish i could but he only wants belly rubs and cries for me at night
boxing sure
ill let you know when i can teach him chess one day
mike got it
He could mikes punches are very heavy
hes only the first half of that
he is gonna take mike down pretty quick so it wont matter
Mike will bite his ear off
jake paul yes
who do you guys think will win
LOL
i seen some people say tyson is out of his prime so he might lose
real
yeaaaaa
i mean if it was prime mike it was easy win but now we have to consider it
not really
Guys rate this drawing
Men ?
in the boxing relm yes
10
imagine being a 58 year old man and still fighting in the ring knowing it aint good for u
talk sh behind someones back? to the ring we go
Imagine watching women boxing
i dont watch anything so i consider it fair
KILLOMETERS CANT MEASURE FREEDOM!!!!11111!!!11!!!!!!!!!1! 🦅 🦅 🦅 🛢️ 🛢️
i never liked jake so it would not change my views on him even if he won or lost
U don’t watch any sport ?
f1 thats about it
cap
bruh wdym cap
MAX VERSTAPPEN
NOOOOOOOO
LMAO no i dont
LOIS HAMILTON
lol
Hey can smone help?
F1 is like watching a better car win and being happy about it
With referal link?
f1 is dumb to watch imo
They aren’t
lets see you get in a car and try turning at 5g force
the better car mostly wins :)
ur neck broKeN
F1 is just rich dudes who were already rich winning
that is nascar but it is more fun
I can do that shit light work
Yes THATS WHAT I AM SAYING THEY MOSTLY GOT THE BETTER CAR TOO
F1 is godly
suuuuuure
f1 is hard sport but it aint fun to watch
glad i came back and yall talking abt a real mans sport
No work or effort
eh i watch it time to time but im busy so its hard to watch now
Nothing is godly
I have a referal link can smone just open it?
i mean basketball is so boring too
what other sport if u make a mistake and relax for 2 sec u die
do not understimate them it aint easy
Best sport
not even MMA
do they die if they stop watching the road and go top speed into a corner
Literally little silly drills
and football, you just watch people going back and forth in some field/court
hi
lando norris miami winnin at and at imola, he spun out at 2nd turn
Football players work harder than f1 drivers
can you pull 40 kg with ur neck easily
f1 drivers have to pull kg with their neck rbo
I have a really thick neck
A link to a tg project just if not hard open and tap start
landos first win was beautiful
and they cant gain weight is the thing
so happy for him
that makes it super hard
yeah true, albon is the only one who never won
if you want to live longer, play any sports that use rackets.
i do not train my neck that often but 50 kg is crazy
Ankle injuries are too serious than allat
its like super hard and they cant build a bunch of muscle to make it easier bc every lb is sec off
Reason why it pays more yk
LOL
and then they shrink
They’re sleeping its 1am
football does not pay more than f1
No problem if u cannot
the thing about f1 drivers is they have insense workouts but they also cant gain too much weight because it slows them down
anyone watch the nba?
pay in sports is based off viewership numbers first off, not how hard they work
the thunder lost to the mavericks
Holy shi bro that’s the stupidest shi I’ve ever heard
the lose like crazy weight while racing so idk
noooooooooooo BOOOOOOO
what country you from?
canada
Lewis Hamilton just got a contract from Ferrari for 500M
what?? same breh
sorry this is false
ehhhhhhh
what football players have a 500M contract
canadian fans go crazy
basketball is too mainstream
Most paid athlete rn is Ronaldo Blud
are you not from toronto though?
only Messi or ronaldo has a contract that big
yeah 2 footballers are payed more
i think football players definitely get more money than f1
tell me how many f1 drivers there are then lets compare that
dude saudi basically brought all the most famous guys to play on their teams with insane contracts
Mbappe if it’s true is also getting a huge contract for Real Madrid
idk......gta for sure
Yes football gets more views than f1
yes
1000%
Means the sport is better
ACL injuries are more serious though. Jamal Murray got one 2 seasons ago and then 1 year later, he wins the championship for denver
watching f1 is boring idc
2023 was the worst season ngl
glad i never watched 2023
2024 pr hype ngl
2022 goes hard though - 2024 yeah, china gp came back after 5 years
eh to each to their own
ngl idk wtf that is but thats really sigma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6nbRXdDfN8
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Yeah yeah
skibidi toilet?
what country are yall from?
idk soccer is only fun to watch live and then its just talking to ur friends drinking
oh.
OH HOLERA CZY TO
bro f1 is boring and football also lost its era newer players and the team switches and people leaving killed football for me
didnt expect that huh?
u watch on tv its just 3 hrs of watching them run down the pitch
Full scene is mad
i did not
oh they r going right, oh left, oh right
yeah the laliga is going dead now
football used to be fun but it aint no more for me
Ronaldo gets paid 200 million euros a year btw
which one?
its just not enough scoring
Soccer mate
Ain’t no one talking about Nfl trash shi
the real madrid era with ronaldo and haaland and ozil era hazard
Florida lost last year
iain from usa
Huh
the only people i know is travis kelce, mahomes, aaron rodgers
and the guy who has one hand he played with his twin in seatle
real madrid era with ronaldo was fun to watch while it lasted
tom brady?
Than football?
oh yeah also gronk
Bs
yeah just travis kelce
i know gronk cuz of baby gronk
that netflix special was hilarious if u didnt see it
Bro said hockey is better than football
cuz of taylor swift
I dont even watch american football
I’m talking about soccer mf
i mean in the old times it was but it fell off
im talking to the dude talking abt american football lmfao
like before i was born or close to when i was born prob
Hockey was never anywhere near football
have u been to a live hockey game and sat against the glass
Ah shi my bad
i mean hockey was cool at a certian time
vs a live football match
im not saying which is more popular
im just saying which is more fun to go to
anybody watch the nba??
no
rip
i aint american :)
No cause where I’m at we don’t play hockey but I have been to a football game and it’s hype
british?
Asian lol
the dudes slam into the glass in front of u, and break into fights 2-3 times a game
i gtg sleep now bro
Gn
I mean football is hype too
south asia?
Gn chat it is very late
Same I have to sleep
Good night
yes Pakistan
i have a lot of pakistani friends
Second best sport
cuz im from canada
to wut?
gn chat it is 2:30 am i should sleep :)
cool
Mma number 1
pakistani friends ofc
not bad
Stop spamming mf
dont spam
I just got banned on a small server for saying I'm banned on another server bruh
Bro stop
A platypus? Perry the platypus!
Thank u sir
I will determine your fate now, <@&745328830649991179> spamming the link
ggwp
I WAS ABOUT TO SNITCH BRO
BRO STOp
GET A LIFE ROBLOX KID
How to report
it's fine, he's TO
Genuinely praying for your downfall in life
Lmao spam
Wdym
create the cn tower, fate
also fate, create the lotus tower
No you didn't, the msgs still are there.
Here here
Or however you write thay
Exactly
It's wild how you have no idea what you're talking about
Pissed me off so bad
Last time I checked they were
Messages aren't deleted upon TO
Sorting things out means deleting the messages tho
J Cole cooking
If you can't delete the msgs with a command or by hand and say you've sorted shit out you suck at moderating
That's a non issue
I still think j Cole could’ve finished Kendrick
ya
it aint that deep bruh
UwU
If I had an official discord server for a website with millions of users I'd kick ppl outa the moderation team if they think of shit this way
chess talk's ded so came here
Yeah you sound exactly like your profile pic. I hope you aren't here often 🙏
lmao
Hell, I do in my actual servers.
From my experience, some times my message was deleted some times not
Loser
whats the beef about
ok 600
im 400
That's a compliment then. And that's me on my PFP.
cristiano ronaldo :
When I posted a link, the message was deleted. But my message from when I talked about something wasn't
900*
well if u use a filtered word the msg is autodeleted b4 its sent im pr sure
Things weren't "sorted out" to his liking immediately so he's being fussy
So sorry to hear that, I hope you recover soon 🙏🙏🙏
Lol typical day in here
what's up chat
Yeah but the example I gave that wasn't the case
happened to me a few times lol
Do you have access to deleting messages from the deleted message log?
But the same is probably applies to links that they see as promotion
Which is what happened to me
im taller than 5'1
I just need to know if I need to screenshot your shit.
ok caseoh
Lmao someone asked if anyone knee game databases, and I sent a link to a free collection
Damn I didn't realize ye got up to 1950
This chat is crazy
Find your dreams
Knee game databases sounds absolutely badass
And I wonder
I think I can talk chess as well here...
Not your business. Do you have access to a barbershop?
I know
yes
Fr
And I wonder
Bro is bullying him at this point 😭
If you know
Obviously
how is that a hot take lmfao
What it means
most normal take
for the love of gyatt...
Hot take: pancake
idk depends upon the person and with what they look good with
Ayo
I agree
Well, then, do you, as a mod, think you're really allowed to perform attacks on users based on their appearance?
its called normal bc its been the beauty standard for 2k years
should aint necessary
so idk if its unpopular opinion
what was the message that started all of this
barbershop reference
Be a real man, eat raw meat, never touch a razor
anyone who deletes this is an aromagay panasexual genderfluid attack helicopter
🙂
checkmate 👀
Uh eating raw meat doesn't make u a real man it gives your stomach a lesson of a life time
I am not sure if it was a direct attack. Last time I checked, Deep has long hair. Prob, just asking the best barbershop in town.
That's the best outcome of the possible consequences
