💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

bro, i asked abut the sauce you made for cordon bleu 😦

[grim edge]

i dint make a sauce

its just swiss cheese and ham stuffed in a chicken

[topaz plaza]

did you deglaze the pan thou?

[grim edge]

i didnt use a pan

[topaz plaza]

wtf,

[grim edge]

they are wrapped in bacon and smoked

[topaz plaza]

noice

[grim edge]

yeah, we usually make sauce for it..garlic sauce or idk what they call it lol

I am going to make Peri Peri chicken tonight which has a sauce

[coral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/98sinyor-98si̇nyir-98fami̇ly-98-98team-gif-19886911

[upbeat viper]

o

w

o

[grim edge]

food makes me happy

you are being a stinker thinker here bro

[grim edge]

bast makes me angry

[silent quest]

😭

[grim edge]

arent you a murderer?

[silent quest]

You dont say that in broad daylight

[grim edge]

have you read karamazov?

[silent quest]

Yes

The idiot karamazov c&p and also white nights

[grim edge]

demons > karamazov > crime punishment > notes froun underground > the idiot > the adolescent

[silent quest]

Truly

[grim edge]

city of the dead or something i forgot the title of that one

[silent quest]

I have yet to read demons and adolescent

[grim edge]

have you read all these books?

[silent quest]

And notes from underground

[frigid compass]

no way cooking simulator!

[grim edge]

you should read one day in the life of ivan denisovich

[grim edge]

yes ive read almost all dostoyevsky

[silent quest]

I have that in my tbr , im reading lolita rn for some reason

[grim edge]

nabakov

[grim edge]

AHHHHHH he's my fave followed by albert camus... okay i need to keep up

nabakov has a book about chess to you know

my favorite nabakov is Pale Fire

its like a book within a book its nuts

[grim edge]

camus is good

if you like Camus read some Celine, journey to the end of the night and death on an installment plan

[silent quest]

I'll check that one out , have you read that one the night flows in the dawn or something

[topaz plaza]

ill share

[grim edge]

no

Raskolnikov and bateman, why arent we friends? we should be friendsssss

my paladin in world of warcraft was named dostoyevsky

[silent quest]

Hahaha trust me you dont wanna be friends with a murderer

[grim edge]

i wish it wasnt monday

[topaz plaza]

The carousel of madness,
My steed; named famine
The streets turn to rivers,
As pedestrians shiver.
With the tides of their emotion
Crashing into the swell of dreams.
Screams of why?
Into the lit sky; nightmares.

The title is carousel

[grim edge]

your poem?

[topaz plaza]

ya

[grim edge]

wowowowow let me read it again

[silent quest]

Its by sholokov

[topaz plaza]

got a good review Put Carousel at the start it makes the rhyme scheme better if thats the first word

[silent quest]

Cool stuff

[topaz plaza]

bleh thanks

[silent quest]

I had to google carousel tho

[topaz plaza]

i meant bleh at myself lol

ty, again

[urban star]

Wassup

Well done Man City

https://tenor.com/view/shush-pep-man-city-gif-21468265

Do I know u Blud ?

[fossil rose]

Arsenal should've won

[urban star]

Fr

Oh well

Another year trophieless

https://tenor.com/view/arteta-arsenal-premier-league-gunners-assna-gif-27686555

[fossil rose]

city is just too op

cause they got a cyborg

[urban star]

Cause of daddy pep

[urban star]

And that fella too

And Tottenham was paid

[fossil rose]

oil money

[urban star]

Fr

Anyways always next season for arsenal

[rough ember]

happy to be here :D i very much suck at chess and have elo 100 but still

[topaz plaza]

100?

we keep it like 78.9 on avg.

so you're ahead of the class -.0

[vestal basin]

Hi

[topaz plaza]

omg Hikaru

[fossil rose]

Hikaru ?????

[topaz plaza]

lol

[vestal basin]

Yeah?

[topaz plaza]

Do you want to play!

[vestal basin]

Nah not now

[fossil rose]

i would

[vestal basin]

Later ig

[fossil rose]

i'm 830

[topaz plaza]

lets do it samo

[urban star]

Old mf

[fossil rose]

aight send a link

[fossil rose]

i was talking about my bench PR

[topaz plaza]

https://link.chess.com/play/H5x2Dx

[urban star]

Nah bro ur 830 ur so old

[fossil rose]

thaks for the game

it's true what they say about Canadians y'all really are nice

[topaz plaza]

we are good

i had a bad blunder 🙂

[fossil rose]

it's okay happens to everyone

[topaz plaza]

its a great day

[fossil rose]

i fell by 50 yesterday

i almost hit 900 finally

[topaz plaza]

i fell by like 290 just there or something

let me check

[fossil rose]

😔 sorry

i thought it was unrated

[topaz plaza]

all good

im not even worried

i play for fun

[fossil rose]

that's good

[topaz plaza]

now you've just given me purpose to play more games

to gain back that rating

[fervent comet]

hello nerds

[fossil rose]

hi

[fervent comet]

whats up

[fossil rose]

wanna play ? (i'm 830)

although my pc might shut down midgame cause there's a thunderstorm

[fervent comet]

i played alot of chess today sorry bro

[fossil rose]

it's fine

[urban star]

Chess for geeks

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[urban star]

Perry revive chat for me

[topaz plaza]

cpr cpr cpr!

[fervent comet]

it is dead already

[finite jasper]

CPQ?

[remote bramble]

yyh

[finite jasper]

Sheesh

Too bad it’s not rated lol

[remote bramble]

sadly

[fervent comet]

Wow nice bro

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-doctor-revive-defibrillator-gif-5304585453076024179

Chat is still with me

[stable perch]

No.

[urban star]

Lemme summon yappers

@viscid scaffold

@twilit river

[topaz plaza]

wowowowo

[fervent comet]

W

[topaz plaza]

PERRY

where is the energy

i need fuel

[urban star]

Yessir

[fervent comet]

indeed

[fervent comet]

how

what is ur fuel sparrow

[urban star]

Chat is dead

No hope

[fervent comet]

NUH UH

chat is not dead when i am around maybe

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/rose-funeral-gif-14381106

[fervent comet]

noo

https://tenor.com/view/cpr-tick-tok-demonstrating-gif-15059557

[urban star]

Crazy

[fervent comet]

i have done the training thing once

i did not slap it tho :(

[urban star]

How was it

[fervent comet]

pretty cool ig

[urban star]

Did u give it mouth to mouth

[fervent comet]

nah

[urban star]

Would u give me mouth to mouth 👄

[fervent comet]

💀

[urban star]

It’s question

[fervent comet]

tbh u could save a person without it in most cases

[urban star]

Answer it

[urban star]

What if I need it urgently

[fervent comet]

i can not my brain has not thought that ever

[fervent comet]

idk bro

[urban star]

Perry would let me die 😔

Bruh

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-squidward-cpr-gif-8690547

[fervent comet]

idk bro

[urban star]

Just messing around

Mouth to mouth isn’t actually necessary

[fervent comet]

yea

lol

[fervent comet]

ik bro it is fine :)

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/beach-hunk-mardin-gevargiz-walking-out-of-water-sexy-man-bodybuilder-gif-24003097

You callin me?

[fervent comet]

lol

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/yawnnin-dog-sad-saddoggy-doggy-cute-avanidog-yawnninlol-shy-sorry-gif-17906901363342277243

[urban star]

Nah

Calling Perry fr

Only people who can kiss my lips are Perry and Messi

[fervent comet]

LOL

💀

(ik u are joking) OR ARE U

[topaz plaza]

when did the site get so smart

wait O.o

[grim edge]

this is chess related but i just thought its crazy enough to share. this line, black is winning, and their best move is to sac the rook and move their king so they cant castle. What a line, Lol never seen anything like it.

I was lazy and let them take on c4 and this was the best continuation XD

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-215234821245431976

[grim edge]

1. green, 2. red, 3. orange

[bitter lily]

Do you know how to spell menu

[wise mortar]

British food best cuisine in the world

[fallen fern]

Ew

[main plaza]

hi guys

[stable perch]

@gaunt rose do you eat this?

[vast swan]

nah bruh aint no way 💀

king and knight has to be significantly worse in endgame lol

[topaz plaza]

kings good at end game

use opening to form structure then draw in toward middle game i guess

ngl that looks exciting to me

trying it

[gaunt rose]

yes

everyone eats that here in the UK

[topaz plaza]

haha ruy lopez tournament I should play off kilter

whoops wrong channel

end. scene!

[strange skiff]

to the person asking: yeah floods lol

[fleet scroll]

is it sad that when I saw the comment about the crisis in brazil my first thought was "which one"

[strange skiff]

in my state and city

my friends lost their houses

[minor spoke]

Alr I gtg cya and hope the situation improves

[strange skiff]

looking like a warzone outside, we disnt have water first week etc @silent quest thats the crisis

cya chocolate

[strange skiff]

LMFAO

[finite jasper]

Chocolate

[strange skiff]

choclate*

my mistake

[finite jasper]

Lel

[silent quest]

Well flood sounds like loads of water

Sorry for the joke

Are those friends doin okay now?

[strange skiff]

I made the same one dont worry

[finite jasper]

😭

[fleet scroll]

man I'm really not looking forward to next month

[strange skiff]

not yet but hopefully in the future. they had to be rescued by boat w family

crazy ahh stuff

[fleet scroll]

I hate pride month because the amount of harassment I get just goes up x10

[finite jasper]

Oh my

[fleet scroll]

I remember they did stuff like that for the floods in (indonesia? idr where) some time ago

[silent quest]

Atleast they are safe now

[strange skiff]

dont let it affect you more than the support you also see more blatantly in the same month

[strange skiff]

true true

yeah abyss

[fleet scroll]

virtually zero support, mostly corporate pandering

[finite jasper]

Anitta do you have the ability to ban/warn people on chesscom?

[cursive pawn]

Hi

Ban fishing

[silent quest]

Dont y'all get lots of support virtually? Its more terrifying in the real world

[fleet scroll]

it's just gross when all those corporations change their logo to rainbow except in countries like saudi arabia and russia. You either support lgbt rights or you don't.

[fleet scroll]

Sometimes

I got lichess discord to keep the pride banner up year round

[silent quest]

I dont support LGBTQ nor am i against it , do your stuff live you life as you please

Shouldn't bother people

[stable perch]

This is so badly drawn😭

[fleet scroll]

yes that's the joke. one of the admins drew it

[fleet scroll]

do your stuff live you life as you please

this is already support friendo

and it's appreciated

[silent quest]

That's jus being a human

[finite jasper]

Is bishop a boy or girl?

[fleet scroll]

except they're trying to make being lgbt illegal in the US again

[fleet scroll]

boy

[finite jasper]

:o

[cursive pawn]

Unlucky

[silent quest]

Ngl some lgbtq people are annoying as hell but people should have their freedom and be able to do what they want

[fleet scroll]

over 500 anti-lgbt laws proposed and/or passed so far this year

most of them target trans people, but they're going after gay people too. gotta stand in solidarity with everyone

[finite jasper]

Wrmmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/wary-emoji-mad-gif-21466005

[silent quest]

The knight looks the most innocent person ever

[drifting veldt]

meoowwww

[cursive pawn]

Unlucky

My bathroom got bombed

[fleet scroll]

mmeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwwww mrrrrrrrp mrrrrowwwwwwwwww

[drifting veldt]

mrrooowww purrrr meow meow

[silent quest]

A rather distinguished way to say i got raided for doin drugs

[drifting veldt]

huh

[cursive pawn]

I had alot of food

[drifting veldt]

i wasnt gonna participate in this discussion but now im confused

[silent quest]

It do be like that sometimes

[cursive pawn]

This u

[drifting veldt]

youre bathroom got bombed because of drugs????

[warm spindle]

No. It's my cat.

[drifting veldt]

thats the coolest thing can i have ur autograph

[silent quest]

you on a bulk?

[cursive pawn]

For 18 years

[fleet scroll]

not what i meant when i said I was looking for a catboy

[drifting veldt]

MEOOWWWWW

[silent quest]

[cursive pawn]

Cute cat

[drifting veldt]

i literally am a cat irl

[warm spindle]

Exactly what I meant...

[cursive pawn]

Im 18 yrs old

[fleet scroll]

no that's adelynn

[silent quest]

Cat reminds me @cursive pawn send me the picture of your cat

[drifting veldt]

there can be two cats

[fleet scroll]

nope

there can be only one.

[cursive pawn]

I am dont have cat

[drifting veldt]

its 32 degrees outside im melting hdhdgsggshhjjj

WHY AM I WEARING A SWEATER

[cursive pawn]

My sister does but he in different place

[silent quest]

The one you had on yo pfp

[fleet scroll]

becuz gay

[cursive pawn]

Ohh ill have to look for it in camera roll

[drifting veldt]

im wearing a sweater and its literally hot enough to melt rubber outside

[drifting veldt]

i have gay outfits which have short sleeves 😭

[silent quest]

Pls do

[cursive pawn]

Lmao this funny

[fleet scroll]

it's the same answer I give when I'm asked why I drink iced coffee in the middle of winter 😭

[drifting veldt]

im literally suffering

[upbeat viper]

hi

[silent quest]

If you ask me every picture of a cat is funny

[fleet scroll]

hai bast

[drifting veldt]

"joy boy"?

[silent quest]

@upbeat viper a one piece reference?

[fleet scroll]

one piece reference

[drifting veldt]

im literally a cat irl

[silent quest]

What are gay outfits?

[drifting veldt]

if i had image perms id post one of mine

[silent quest]

Dm it

[warm spindle]

Bulking buddies @cursive pawn .

[drifting veldt]

kinda alt kinda goth umm converses. you know it when you see it

[drifting veldt]

kkkkkkkk

[fleet scroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGOofzZOyl8

[cursive pawn]

@silent quest

[silent quest]

Not this one

The one you had before

[cursive pawn]

U bulked good

[drifting veldt]

me bc im a wittle itty bitty kitty cat

[cursive pawn]

Oh

[warm spindle]

Ye bro.

[upbeat viper]

of course

[drifting veldt]

meeoowowww

[upbeat viper]

[cursive pawn]

@silent quest

[silent quest]

Yep that one

[upbeat viper]

why is this chat nonsense again

[drifting veldt]

MEEOOOWWW

[cursive pawn]

Me

[drifting veldt]

im literally so hot ugh

[cursive pawn]

How much rn?

[drifting veldt]

im gonna melt help me

[warm spindle]

Still at around 235 lbs last time I checked. I need to weigh today.

[fleet scroll]

meeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I am an owl

[cursive pawn]

I weighed 169 today

[fleet scroll]

hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot

[silent quest]

You're a fitness student right mate? What's the best bulking food

[cursive pawn]

Im nutrition student

[silent quest]

Yea

[fleet scroll]

isn't nonsense the default state

[stable perch]

Kg😯

[cursive pawn]

Tons

[upbeat viper]

I meaaan

[warm spindle]

Nice.

[drifting veldt]

i love nonsense

[fleet scroll]

you gotta let yourself go man. let your inner self out. embrace it

[drifting veldt]

MEOOWOWWW purrrr

bast. bast meow rn rn

[upbeat viper]

who th are you

[cursive pawn]

Depends what’s your diet look like are you looking for things to fill in your diet? Like easy foods to add to ur breakfast, lunch, and dinner would be nuts, dried fruit and peanut butter sandwich

[fleet scroll]

ARF ARF ARF ARF BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW RUFF RUFF RUFF WOOOOOOOOOOFFFFF

[drifting veldt]

who else has meowed at u in dms 😭

BAST LOOK AT UR NOTES ON ME

[cursive pawn]

Whats ur goal

[fleet scroll]

me. i have meowed at bast in dms

[upbeat viper]

too many people

whismy ?

[stable perch]

@cursive pawn what will you do with a nutrition degree

[drifting veldt]

mightve instigated that a bit sorry

[fleet scroll]

a bit?

it's entirely your fault that I'm addicted to meowing in the first place

[upbeat viper]

oh yeah

[stable perch]

Mewing

[upbeat viper]

it is whismy

[grim edge]

Joy Boy

[warm spindle]

Not be fat.

[cursive pawn]

I’ll continue studying to get a PhD, start a coaching business and get famous on yt and insta

[silent quest]

I have a very bad appetite so something that i can eat a lil while after breakfast and it jus gets me enough calories

[cursive pawn]

And ofc teach in uni

[warm spindle]

Ewww.

[drifting veldt]

i am a bonus and a credit to this server 💖

[stable perch]

Oh nice

[drifting veldt]

ok ive gotta get a fan out or im gonna die probably

[fleet scroll]

just change to a lighter shirt instead of wearing your sweater wtf

[drifting veldt]

i wish i was trusted. sad !

[cursive pawn]

Yea dried fruits and nuts are easy a handful of cashews is like 200 calories

[upbeat viper]

wait @thorny loom why do you have the Streamer role

[drifting veldt]

bro im literally wearing such light clothes rn i changed out of it

[fleet scroll]

then put water in your hair

[drifting veldt]

AND IM DYING

[cursive pawn]

I thought u were bulking

[warm spindle]

He's a streamer.

[drifting veldt]

im either too cold or too hot im literally gonna cry

[warm spindle]

I'm kinda always bulking cause I just eat all the time.

[silent quest]

Gotcha I'll add em to my diet

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-workout-gif-26175588

[cursive pawn]

Good luck!

[fleet scroll]

the magical discovery for me was when I realized that a half kg of shrimp was the same number of calories as a sandwich

so I stopped eating bread

[meager moss]

[cursive pawn]

I need to learn from you

[drifting veldt]

@fleet scroll thoughts on converses as shoes???

[umbral wind]

He has 10 followers on twitch so he gave it to himself why not 😭

[fleet scroll]

lemme google what converses are

[umbral wind]

Converses are good

[stable perch]

Have you guys read junji itos work

[fleet scroll]

seems fine as long as they're comfortable

don't wear uncomfortable shoes around all the time. comfort is important, and so is arch support

[drifting veldt]

i have a pair of red converses which i got yesterday and im already in love with

[warm spindle]

Our genetics are diff. I'd probably be fat if I wasn't tall.

[silent quest]

Thanks mate

[fleet scroll]

I don't think I've ever worn red shoes :o

[lusty wagon]

uzumaki is on the list

[drifting veldt]

arch support ❓ linux reference ❓

[fleet scroll]

my current shoes are black and orange

[warm spindle]

Balloon heads.

[fleet scroll]

there's a funny meme about arch I wish I could send here

[warm spindle]

Arch linux.

[fleet scroll]

but I'll definitely get banned

[drifting veldt]

theyre weird to style w an outfit but when it works it works rly well

[cursive pawn]

Optimal

[warm spindle]

Bricking pc for 400th time trying to install.

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/yandere-anime-yandere-anime-cute-anime-kawaii-anime-purple-gif-10960295511243488323

[fleet scroll]

My shoes

[stable perch]

@cursive pawn do you drink diet coke?

[lusty wagon]

drippy

[drifting veldt]

flexing ur image perms 😭

[cursive pawn]

Nope

[fleet scroll]

skill issue. cope, mald, and seethe 😎

[drifting veldt]

im literally gonna start crying

[fleet scroll]

based.

[warm spindle]

@fleet scroll r u rich

[fleet scroll]

HAHAHA no

I'm not not even middle class yet

[warm spindle]

I'm ready to go into debt

[fleet scroll]

have fun. it's an endless cycle

[warm spindle]

😭

[silent quest]

Well till death strikes

[cursive pawn]

Just sell a kidney

[lusty wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-6976640483607805352

[stable perch]

❤️

[topaz plaza]

lol

[fleet scroll]

debt still exists after you die. it gets taken out of your assets

[drifting veldt]

I LOVE DEBT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[topaz plaza]

debt is lovely

[stable perch]

He looks like such a nice person

[drifting veldt]

TEN TRILLION CREDIT CARDS MAXXED. DEBIT COMPANIES ARE A SHIT.

[warm spindle]

Is 90k debt too much :3

[stable perch]

💀

[lusty wagon]

i know he feels like the kind of guy who would say your life is worth more than a summer ant

what a cool individual

[stable perch]

Frfr

[topaz plaza]

flags chat

reincarnation...

do we have any believers?

[fleet scroll]

believers in what

[topaz plaza]

idk

reincarnation perhaps

[silent quest]

Oh i see some anime lore here

[silent quest]

Fair enough

[topaz plaza]

oh clever!

[peak plank]

Just installed stockfish 🔥

[topaz plaza]

but at least if your soul is renewed in the next life your debt is technically free to you

[fleet scroll]

great then you're reborn and get to suffer on this awful planet all over again

[topaz plaza]

that's part of the idea

but what if it were different in many ways

[silent quest]

Im that guy who believes your thoughts are your life , even with a new body and lifestyle if your mindset is of a loser you'll be a loser

[topaz plaza]

i believe if we come back it would be our choice' and that's great I love self affirmation

[upbeat viper]

I didn't know you were that desperate for blitz

[fleet scroll]

I don't have the mindset of a loser. I'm just tired

[silent quest]

If it will be that'd be great

[fleet scroll]

[topaz plaza]

sensitive

[silent quest]

Tired of life?

[fleet scroll]

currently yes, but just need to keep chugging ahead

it'll get better at some point

[silent quest]

Perhaps

[fleet scroll]

first step is to get this certification
second step is to get a better job
third step is to find a partner and hopefully settle down

[silent quest]

Uncertainty is thrilling

[topaz plaza]

change is good

i find im down when I get into a certain bad habit

[silent quest]

Sounds easy , is hard asf

[fleet scroll]

apparently step 2 isn't going to be that bad, since people have good experiences finding jobs after getting this cert

[topaz plaza]

gl

[silent quest]

You never know what might happen jus enjoy getting the cert

[fleet scroll]

I am. it's just stressful

[silent quest]

What isn't

Even a loving relationship is stressful as hell

[fleet scroll]

settling down comfortably in a two income household

99% of my stress comes from money

the rest comes from my idiot boss at work

[silent quest]

That's very true cus same

[topaz plaza]

worry causes doubt and doubt causes stress I approach everything with ZERO worries

it solves nothing and increases angst so why do that

helps to be confident try to ace everything mindset is half your battle

[fleet scroll]

I'm just bummed because last year I was able to stop taking my anti depressants for the first time, then everything I built up fell apart

[silent quest]

You're jus trying to make yourself feel better if you say that cus you'll worry bout it but you chose to not let it get to your head

[fleet scroll]

so I'm back to square one

[topaz plaza]

nobody perfect

?

[silent quest]

Failures makes success no?

[topaz plaza]

@silent quest eh! almost had me going

[fleet scroll]

depends, but usually

[silent quest]

Truly

[topaz plaza]

letting things not get to you is the idea though

[silent quest]

Ofc

[topaz plaza]

situations are powerless over you without reaction

[fleet scroll]

this isn't true

[topaz plaza]

most of the time it is

[fleet scroll]

My last landlord chose to make me homeless. It's not powerless, even if I didn't react

[topaz plaza]

mine did that once for real

he accused me of partying or something lol

then said go! at 4am

[silent quest]

that's a terrible person

Partying isn't a crime

[topaz plaza]

yeah he's kind of not nice

[fleet scroll]

landlords are parasites

[topaz plaza]

i agree and he also stole a chess board off of me

[silent quest]

💀💀

[topaz plaza]

there was a no drinking rule in the house

[fleet scroll]

bruh what

if you're old enough to drink, you can drink

[topaz plaza]

so i didn't know if I got caught or not but i left willingly i could have stayed i guess

yeah he made you sign some paper work

i guess it coincided with landlord tennant act so nthing i could do

[silent quest]

Always read the papers before signing

[fleet scroll]

you pretty much have to sign it unless you have another place to stay

[topaz plaza]

i think he just didnt like me

and yeah i was at a homeless shelter before that

so it was the better option

[silent quest]

Sure but you gotta read it man

It could be anything

[fleet scroll]

oh yeah always. I'm just saying, if you have to sign a shitty lease or be homeless, I'm signing the shitty lease every time

[topaz plaza]

im glad im where i am now

[silent quest]

Hardships make you better i guess

[fleet scroll]

no they suck

[topaz plaza]

they can

circumstances only change you how you let them effect your mind

[fleet scroll]

just depends man

[topaz plaza]

if youre put into them or what not and something is outside your control

[silent quest]

Yeah no shit its hardships, they're meant to suck

[topaz plaza]

i went batty for a bit tbh so that was my own doing

self medicating

then it caused issues

[fleet scroll]

yeah I had a period when I was like 21-23 where I just drank myself to sleep constantly

[silent quest]

All these self help bullshi is good to hear fs some of em don't work

[topaz plaza]

right

i dont drink really ever

[silent quest]

Most of em don't

[fleet scroll]

I am glad I never started anything hard

[topaz plaza]

i just smoked to much pot

[silent quest]

I never got that bad , cigs was all i did

got out of it now

[stable perch]

just opportunists

[peak plank]

[fleet scroll]

no, they aren't. they're parasites

[silent quest]

I had one amazing landlord

In the time of pandemic my roommate couldn't pay the rent and he didn't bother him for around 6 months

[topaz plaza]

but isn't that when you're legally able to bother the tennant?

after 6 months

i think that's right

[peak plank]

I just encounted this

[silent quest]

yes he jus heard his troubles and felt pity

Maybe cus he lost his kid to a suicide

(the landlord)

[viral epoch]

This looks like something straight out of "What if? Serious scientific answers to absurd hypothetical questions"

[topaz plaza]

right yeah' sorry i got distracted that is sad and he sounds like he was nice about things

[viral epoch]

Neat little book

[silent quest]

That book has a sequel right

[silent quest]

That guy sure was

[viral epoch]

I wouldn't be shocked

[silent quest]

Have you read everybody lies?

[undone jetty]

Guys im free from finals

[silent quest]

Kudos

[peak plank]

good for you

[undone jetty]

i can focus on chess

and also like chill with friends

were def going out for the next 3 days 😭

[viral epoch]

I have not

[zealous glen]

First of all hi my love pookie bear baby raskal, second of all wtf is this conversation

[zealous glen]

Ive done half of my math for the whole year, the exam's in 8 days 😎

[covert cosmos]

g

[covert cosmos]

relatable

[zealous glen]

Thats not even a joke, ive got 18 out of 36 stuff done, and the exam is on 29th

notices dead chat
OwO what's this?
performs CPR UwU
ch-chat.... i r-resurrect you
breathes into mouth of server
notices heartbeat
UwO what's this? you're finally back to life s-server!!
thank god i was so worried about you!!
what ever would i do without you, daddy discord server?
now we can finally live happily ever after, just you and me, daddy discord server.....

[drifting veldt]

NOT FOR LONG ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

MEEEEOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

[drifting veldt]

meow meow :3

bast u adore me

t'adore

[grim edge]

I honestly seriously truthfully will not meo...

[grim edge]

erm whata sigma

[open igloo]

[zealous glen]

I have recorded this voice messege, tommorow i will edit it and only leave the part where you say "meow meow" after which i will send it all over the server or/and use it to get what i want from you

[sweet pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-glazed-dripping-wet-gif-18600331

[grim edge]

i say locked out forever

hey all, i use google app chess.com and join tournaments. when the tournament ends, time runs out, any current games are aborted. once the time for the tournament is completed, when i try to join a new tournament, i am told i must withdraw from the previous tournament. The previous tournament has already ended. Why am i being told to withdraw from the previous tournament? am i losing points by withdrawing from a previous tournament that has already ended? should i wait x minutes before joining a new tournament? thanks for the help. this has been driving me nuts for weeks.

[brittle shuttle]

.

[drifting veldt]

hi chat

[topaz plaza]

hi

[zealous glen]

If im gonna get locked out you better know ima send the meowing from an alt 🔥

[topaz plaza]

chat dead

[bright prairie]

@topaz plazaOMG cute sparrow

[topaz plaza]

hes likke yo muthef

[bright prairie]

fr

[topaz plaza]

he did

[bright prairie]

they bite hands

[rocky epoch]

Meow

[rocky epoch]

nice pfp

[bright prairie]

imagine saying oui oui baguette

[bright prairie]

egyptian ?

also ty ty

[rocky epoch]

yeah

[bright prairie]

hi kirby

[covert cosmos]

,

[bright prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-19847115

[rocky epoch]

Cant give ice cream

Machine is broken

[topaz plaza]

night

[bright prairie]

i had a sparrow btw

gn

[bright prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-roblox-blender-kirb-man-face-gif-23759252

[covert cosmos]

me

[undone jetty]

is this like a course you bought?

[digital phoenix]

asser is egyptian no way can I get a pyramid

[rocky epoch]

Violent impulses

[slate owl]

:3

[rocky epoch]

looks like ass

Why you wannabe a butt

literal weirdo

[fallen fern]

I wanted to send a ss of a Netflix show but Netflix is being extra

Seriously 😭????

[rocky epoch]

Thats normal

[rocky epoch]

Hey im here

what's this @fallen fern

[frail temple]

And that is why I use Netflix on my computer

[undone jetty]

Anyone know how to trade?

[rocky epoch]

Trade what

[undone jetty]

like stocks

/option trading

[rocky epoch]

Oh , i dont

[fallen fern]

Gatekeeping

[grim edge]

@tepid apex hey

[rocky epoch]

I know

[fallen fern]

A book

[fallen fern]

Netflix is gatekeeping screenshots

[fallen fern]

Or being a 🏴‍☠️

[rocky epoch]

Iron geek

[frail temple]

You’re the 🏴‍☠️

[fallen fern]

I’m not

[rocky epoch]

?? How is he

[fallen fern]

Aren’t I paying for Netflix

[frail temple]

He called me one, he is one

[fallen fern]

No I didn’t

[rocky epoch]

Thats dumb

[fallen fern]

I said on pc you can be a pirate

So you can screenshot, use free sites

[grim edge]

Man I just calculated I spend $600 a month on cigarettes I need to cut down

[fallen fern]

How??????

Do you not just spoke once a day???

Once or twice a day?? How fast do you finish a pack??

Who is this

[rocky epoch]

Tell him "i aint reading allat"

[frail temple]

True

[rocky epoch]

i saw people who finish 2 packs every day

[strange skiff]

wtf

[peak plank]

oh

[strange skiff]

that’s actually insane

[rocky epoch]

and then they decided to lower it , and did a pack every day

[strange skiff]

what are you smoking bro GOLD

[dawn pilot]

Heya peeps!

[rocky epoch]

hi bye

Hm

What was deleted

[drifting veldt]

hi chat meoowww

[rocky epoch]

Oh nooo

[drifting veldt]

MEOOWWW

ur reckoning is at hand

meow meow meow purrrrrrrrrrrrr

[rocky epoch]

NAH, I'D WIN.

[grim edge]

2 packs a day at $10/pack American spirits is $20 a day

40 cigarettes a day

My cardio isn’t very good I’m beginning to think the smoking might hurt my endurance

[rocky epoch]

You think?

not sure?

[grim edge]

I smoke 1.5oz of other stuff a week too

[rocky epoch]

Woah

[grim edge]

I just did a workout with battle ropes and got so winded

[digital phoenix]

i smoke oxygen

[rocky epoch]

My internet decided to die when i just played my favorite Scotch variation

In a long time

😭

[rocky epoch]

Fr? Thats crazy

[pulsar pivot]

i cringed so hard reading that shit

[wheat falcon]

what if instead of lebron james it was freaky james and instead of being your sunshine he showed you where the sun doesn't shine

[digital phoenix]

stop yapping

[wheat falcon]

hi lasag

[digital phoenix]

h

[minor spoke]

Lag

[grim edge]

@outer ermine Will! !trusted

[stable jungle]

@outer ermine With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[outer ermine]

Thank you!!! 🙂

[fleet scroll]

Someone who messaged jamal with racist stuff. Just block

[minor spoke]

W background is gone

[drifting veldt]

this place is so interesting

[digital phoenix]

whos jamal

[drifting veldt]

@fleet scroll im in my goth era btw

[digital phoenix]

is there even anyone named jamal here

am i jamal

[minor spoke]

💀 idk

[grim edge]

yeah i did remove.bg

[minor spoke]

[outer ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/limusa-cat-playing-chess-game-kitty-gif-16752722

[fleet scroll]

Uh oh. Oh wait all the jokes I wanna make are for emo not goth

[outer ermine]

@grim edge

[drifting veldt]

uhh

[minor spoke]

W it’s lag

Will it change to Jamal

[digital phoenix]

who knows

[drifting veldt]

ok im gonna describe my outfit. u tell me if its goth or emo

[grim edge]

welcome to the server

[minor spoke]

Lagana

[digital phoenix]

my lichess lag is horrendous

[outer ermine]

what is ur elo right now

[digital phoenix]

its one bar and 3 seconds per premove

[drifting veldt]

@fleet scroll silver rings, metal bracelets, black pants and black shirt w a skull on the back, red converses, dark hair eyes etc

[digital phoenix]

i hate lichess

[drifting veldt]

im literally goth this is so funny

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dahliaxchess

This is the Chess.com profile of dahliaxchess. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 792 (832 peak)
Blitz: 591 (608 peak)
Bullet: 584 (557 peak)

[grim edge]

here

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> willmcfly

This is the Chess.com profile of willmcfly. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1451 (1539 peak)
Blitz: 1160 (1274 peak)
Bullet: 1234 (1319 peak)

[outer ermine]

Last time we played u been so good, why u still below 1000

[digital phoenix]

willmcmosquito

dahlia sucks

[outer ermine]

Thats not nice to say

[grim edge]

i dont play rated games.

[digital phoenix]

flies are annoying

[drifting veldt]

meowwwww purrrrr meow meow meow

[outer ermine]

its about a movie not about flys

what is ur elo @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

lord of the flies

[digital phoenix]

402, 1402, 2402

one of it

[outer ermine]

402

[digital phoenix]

yes

[fleet scroll]

Kinda both. You should wear those arm sleeve things from the early 2000s to complete the outfit

[grim edge]

one of my fave novels

[drifting veldt]

LOL I HAVE A SET OF ARM WARMERS ACTUALLY

[fleet scroll]

LET’S GOOOO

[drifting veldt]

IM LITERALLY GOTH

[fleet scroll]

Are they black and purple

[drifting veldt]

brown sadly

[digital phoenix]

mans not hot

[drifting veldt]

im more of a black n red typa gal tho

i even have the scars to match 💪💪💪💪💪

[fleet scroll]

Ok get black and red if you can then

[grim edge]

@tepid apex where you at

[drifting veldt]

wish i had image perms fr

[fleet scroll]

Skill issue. Cope, mald, and seethe

[digital phoenix]

do u not

[drifting veldt]

gotta get trusted 😭

[digital phoenix]

some connected just posted a gif

[digital phoenix]

connected + gif

[drifting veldt]

gif != image

[outer ermine]

Is there a problem?

[digital phoenix]

u still need image perms for gif tho

[drifting veldt]

no u dont

[digital phoenix]

like for example i dont have image perms and i cant send gifs

[outer ermine]

u cry a lot do u

[grim edge]

wow you can post gifs now

[drifting veldt]

gifs are embeds

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-jump-jump-dont-eveonline-pubg-gif-14979603

[drifting veldt]

embeds are different perms than images

[digital phoenix]

oh u get embed perms maybe

[drifting veldt]

ya idk

[digital phoenix]

thats dumb

[drifting veldt]

right??????

[outer ermine]

Maybe u should be less toxic, its all karma ❤️

[digital phoenix]

idk what ur defining by toxic

and if u want me to be toxic then fine ur mom

[outer ermine]

u said dahlia sucks, which is not nice to say

[fleet scroll]

Hm

[digital phoenix]

its true tho shes below chess.com average

[lime lava]

u know who simbaba is?

[outer ermine]

u too

[digital phoenix]

and also if u cant take being called bad u probably should just not use the internet

[grim edge]

mairos hush your mouth.. @outer ermine mairos is my friend and he's trolling you

[digital phoenix]

ur also bad

[pale viper]

How can you be friends with mairos? I hate him

[lime lava]

https://www.tiktok.com/discover/This-is-simbaba-full-video

[digital phoenix]

what in the ip grabber

[pale viper]

I'd be embarrased to be a friend with mairos publicly

[digital phoenix]

id be embarassed to be mairos

publicly

[grim edge]

@outer ermine this is freddy

[outer ermine]

Hello, nice to meet you!

[pale viper]

Hi, Will! good to meet you too

[lime lava]

hm

ok

[outer ermine]

Dahlia invited me here, I know her for a while, she is amazing and supportive as always

[digital phoenix]

no wonder

[grim edge]

shhhhh lag hushhhhh

[drifting veldt]

im actually a bit hungry rn

[outer ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[digital phoenix]

screams alt more than anything

[lime lava]

agreed

[lime lava]

[drifting veldt]

pfffttttt could u imagine being on an alt

[grim edge]

hush mairosssss

[outer ermine]

My account is 6 years old

detective pikachu

[digital phoenix]

my alt is also equally old as my main lmao

could be other way around also

[outer ermine]

I lost a game because I was focused too much on chat

[digital phoenix]

ok willmcchicken

[outer ermine]

u owe me 8 elo points now

[digital phoenix]

id give u 16

[outer ermine]

thanks

[grim edge]

hi chat

meoowww

[drifting veldt]

meow meow purrrr

[digital phoenix]

me go ow

[lime lava]

dahlia in disguise

[outer ermine]

Someone from Berlin / Germany here? I plan to play a lil amateur tournament

[grim edge]

i thought zax said youre my alt

[mystic obsidian]

Meowwww

[lime lava]

dahlia speakin on 3 diff accounts rn, thats not healty

[grim edge]

you know have voices somewhere right?

[outer ermine]

Lag needs 3 alt accounts to have a combined elo higher than 1000

[digital phoenix]

i only need one

my alt is already 1900

bros trying to cope with a low rating

[covert cosmos]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[blissful pecan]

sup

[outer ermine]

@digital phoenix why is ur profile not linked to ur discord

[digital phoenix]

cos i dont feel like it

[drifting veldt]

;3

[covert cosmos]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[vestal basin]

[peak plank]

Imagine losing to pekka bridge spam @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

look i choked

it happens

[peak plank]

I'm joking ofc

Doesn't really matter when you have a floor either

You can lose as many games as you want as long as you can win even periodically

[junior breach]

Can you help me with my math hw? @everyone

[lament jacinth]

Whats it on

[junior breach]

pictograph and circle graph

and percentage

[lament jacinth]

Send to my dms

[lone zenith]

hi chat

bye chat gtg

[grim edge]

Hi

Bye

[verbal river]

@herewassup

[icy dune]

wassup

[drifting veldt]

hey char

[hasty raven]

Anybody watching the playoffs

[drifting veldt]

chat. wtvr

[frail temple]

Send here

[frozen sleet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uEmBmwA9lfA

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@frozen sleet With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[cedar fern]

depends on what type of data you have

[minor spoke]

Dang its crazy that u just joined and that was ur first message

Be nice

Seems like ud be a great addition to the server 🙄

[grim edge]

@tepid apex come on let's play chess now

[brisk igloo]

/role

[torpid lintel]

Do /announcement

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[minor spoke]

Skulll

[honest drift]

Leya

[peak plank]

Chocolate teach me code?

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHH

[grim edge]

i've been stood up by irongeek. we were supposed to play chess today. brb sleeping

[worthy yarrow]

allow lichess links >>>>>

[silk zephyr]

Ability to swear

[peak plank]

we already have that

[worthy yarrow]

shit

[peak plank]

to some extents

[stable mirage]

UwU role and a more dedicated furry roleplay channel which the public can access (or open up the mod only one)

[silk zephyr]

Wbout the m word

[peak plank]

thats the first option..

[silk zephyr]

Like full uninhibited ability to swear

[worthy yarrow]

i'm encouraging people to vote for it

[worthy yarrow]

mafiya?

[silk zephyr]

Bruh

[icy dune]

chesscom aint evern doing that

[silk zephyr]

Mother fcker.. That word

[worthy yarrow]

thats the f wrod

[stable mirage]

https://lichess.org/3wugTXZTkehd lichess :3

[worn ice]

Evgmel (2223) vs. SiriusStripy (2426)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. h3 Bd6 6. Qf3 c5 7. c3 O-O 8. Ne2 h6 9. O-O Nc6 10. Be3 Re8 11. Nd2 Qb6 12. b3 Bd7 13. Bxh6 cxd4 14. Bg5 Ne5 15. Qg3 Nh5 16. Qh4 g6 17. Bxg6 fxg6 18. g4 dxc3 19. Nxc3 Ng7 20. Nxd5 Qd4 21. Nf6+ Kf7 22. Nxd7 Nxd7 23. Nf3 Qc3 24. Rad1 Ne5 25. Nxe5+ Qxe5 26. f4 Bc5+ 27. Rf2 Bxf2+ 28. Qxf2 Qe3 29. Rd7+ Kg8 30. Rxb7 Qxf2+ 31. Kxf2 Ne6 32. Bh6 a5 33. f5 gxf5 34. gxf5 Nc5 35. Be3 Ne4+ 36. Kf3 Nd6 37. Rd7 Nxf5 38. Bd2 Rf8 39. Kg4 a4 40. Bc3 Nh6+ 41. Kg5 Nf7+ 42. Kg6 Ra6+ 43. Kf5 Nd6+ 44. Kg5 Ne4+ 45. Kg4 Nxc3 

[worthy yarrow]

pretty good aside from missing a whole rook

[stable mirage]

[peak plank]

Yes, we get it, deep 😛

[stable mirage]

mod should become black

[peak plank]

I think mods can lock out each other idk. tho

[worthy yarrow]

yeah

[trail prism]

We alr tried that

[minor spoke]

What

[radiant brook]

guys why bast the setver mod isnt here anymore

[peak plank]

he is fed up with u

[minor spoke]

He’s gone forever it’s a way for u to contemplate

[peak plank]

ngl im seriously considering uhh... not good ways to leave the server

[radiant brook]

no but really

[minor spoke]

What does that mean

[minor spoke]

Just wait

[minor spoke]

Wait my guy u joined literally yesterday relax 😭

[peak plank]

well, I am a firm believer that a person can avoid being caught cheating if they restrict the amount of infromation they have

[minor spoke]

What r u implying

[peak plank]

nothing

[radiant brook]

i didnt enter yesterday i am the ghost of the past

[woeful tulip]

Blud

[minor spoke]

I’m interested

[radiant brook]

ayoo i am straight

[woeful tulip]

20$ is 20$

[minor spoke]

Ur female?

[minor spoke]

It’s just a number

[radiant brook]

nah i am alpha male.. maybe yes maybenot

[minor spoke]

[woeful tulip]

Bro is a skibidi sigma 😭🙏

[minor spoke]

I think it’s time for me to leave chat

I’m gonna lose braincells staying here longer

[radiant brook]

bruh u shouldnt ask if i was a female or male its like the kinder surprise u have to get it without knowing what it contains

50 / 50

[woeful tulip]

Bro what

[minor spoke]

It’s 2024 who’s to say it’s a 50/50

[radiant brook]

😭

i was talking about the s** not gender

[woeful tulip]

Female vs "Alpha Male" who will win in this heated argument

[peak plank]

thats not how probabillity works

[minor spoke]

Kid lives in the 1700s

[radiant brook]

u aint sheldon plus thats how its works

[minor spoke]

Me young Sheldon

[peak plank]

me being or not being a person does not change objective facts

[minor spoke]

Facts are inherently objective

[peak plank]

also I was today years old when I learnt you can estimate pi by throwing sticks onto parallel lines

[radiant brook]

whats the facts ur either male or female so 50 50 (not talking about gender)

[peak plank]

nope

[minor spoke]

Not really there’s some exceptions

[peak plank]

thats no a 50/50 chance

[radiant brook]

why isnt it

[peak plank]

the world population is not exactly 50% male 50% female

[radiant brook]

lol bec male dies earlier

[peak plank]

uh

[minor spoke]

Hermaphrodites and intersex exist

[peak plank]

more male people

[radiant brook]

if thats the case people kills female around the world if they were born female

[radiant brook]

did u meet one?

[peak plank]

I cannot talk about politices here

[minor spoke]

Irrelevant

[radiant brook]

kay eventhough whats the chance

0.000005 just round it

0

to the nearest whole number

[peak plank]

just round down

[minor spoke]

I have half a pizza and my three friends wanna share it imma round to 0 and say I don’t got any to share

[radiant brook]

nearest whole number...

[peak plank]

whenever I think of floor division I feel like its some kind of leauge

[radiant brook]

bec its from 100

[peak plank]

like, "Bronze divsion"

Silver Division

AND THEN.... FLOOR // DIVISION

[minor spoke]

Ok I start with a third of a pizza

[minor spoke]

💀

[radiant brook]

wth but its not from 100

[peak plank]

these are my thoughts now

[minor spoke]

What isn’t from 100

[radiant brook]

if its from 100 u can round to the nearest whole number