💬〡general-off-topic

[plush drum]

im not playing a game im doing ai drawings with prompts 💀

i will never understand how to fix the pieces

[stable perch]

6 fingers

[plush drum]

compared with this is 10x better cant find a single mistake in this picture

[drifting veldt]

it looks like the artstyle that looks like ai

[drifting veldt]

the pinkies are merged 😭

[grim edge]

i dont like ai art at all

sup @drifting veldt

[twin moon]

I was about to say it finally got the hands right until I looked at the pinkies

Since they end up merging a little bit

[fervent comet]

[plush drum]

OK THIS HAS NOT A SINGLE FLAW THO RIGHT??!?

DID I FINALLY MAKE A PERFECT Ai picture?

[drifting veldt]

hello hi

[twin moon]

The hands still look a bit weird just by the finger placements at the ends of the hands

[grim edge]

how u doin

[twin moon]

Basically if there is one thing AI can never get right in art, it’s hands

[drifting veldt]

eepy fr

[grim edge]

mood

[plush drum]

let me try to do the same prompt with focus on hands banks 1 sec

[twin moon]

Alr bet, looks good overall though, like I said that’s just the thing it may never get right though

So it’s like a 99% A+

Also brb I’m gonna take a shower

[plush drum]

i told it to remove the hands ? i finally cant spot a single mistake

me fr

[drifting veldt]

meowww meow meow

[plush drum]

Kai should have been the green ninja

[twin moon]

Yea those look good 👍

[final condor]

can someone explain why this looses so much of the advantage

[plush drum]

someone farted an atomic bomb in class

[plush drum]

finally yay

[manic nova]

chatgpt can analyse photos too?

[fleet scroll]

literally has 6 fingers on one hand

[plush drum]

it doesnt tho

[plush drum]

unsure

[fleet scroll]

bro look at the hand on the right

we can't see thumbs for either hand, and we can see 5 fingers on the hand on the right

[manic nova]

can you upload photos and ask it things?

[plush drum]

oh yeah

[simple depot]

guys why did my opponent resign.

[fleet scroll]

ask chatgpt "how do I get swole"

[simple depot]

i could not figure out anything in this game i couldnt even see moves that would make my opponent resign

[fleet scroll]

bro they're down a rook

[simple depot]

how bro??

its black's move.

[fleet scroll]

literally just count the pieces on the board

[simple depot]

bro he wouldnt resign tho.

[oak cliff]

who playing would you rather with me?

[fleet scroll]

black said "ok I have no counterplay while being down a rook. i give up" and resigned

[simple depot]

hm BUT

[fleet scroll]

hm BUT nothing

[simple depot]

i have a question. Did you make those pictures with AI?

oh sh wth. NAH WHAT

im blind

oh my im blind bro

[fleet scroll]

I literally told you to count the pieces

lol

[slate owl]

i now want a cat

[wet solstice]

hi i'm baldi, nice to meet ya

[fleet scroll]

I want a cat too

but my lease doesn't let me have one :(

[simple depot]

NO ITS NOT that i mistaked you as this guy.

i thought you were zax dude im actually blind.

[fleet scroll]

bruh

[simple depot]

cuz bro i just wanna create a picture man

[fleet scroll]

so draw one. ai art is awful

[simple depot]

nah i just wanna find a chess art

plus i suck at drawing dude

but im actually blind bro. No way i mistaked another person to another person

[slate owl]

smsh

[slate owl]

but mines ai too 🥺😔

[simple depot]

tell me rn bro how did you make an ai ART.

like gemini didnt work

[fleet scroll]

😔

[slate owl]

ask an artist named ai

[fleet scroll]

mlem

[oak cliff]

20$ is 20$

[simple depot]

broo

so i pay 20 for THIS

blurry af.

[misty fog]

umm

can i stream lichess here? 😃

[sleek oriole]

you can do anything until you get caught

[misty fog]

lol

[digital phoenix]

basically yeah

[misty heart]

whos a minor?

[astral roost]

I don't get it how ppl move their king in middle game , how the heck do they know that they shld move their king at that exact movement ? king moves in middle game are so bizarre i don't understand them

[digital phoenix]

its normally to defend something or to avoid a certain threat

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> A Sriman. (a_sri_man_145)

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Name: A Sriman. (a_sri_man_145)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1211 (1256 peak)
Blitz: 714 (743 peak)
Bullet: 688 (715 peak)

[fleet scroll]

it's common to play a move like Kf8 after the g7 pawn is threatened and castling walks into an attack, like in the winawer french

[astral roost]

oh , so is it like uhm your opponents light squared bishop is out and darked squared bishop is traded so you would move your king to dark square to protect your king ?

[drifting veldt]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrrreeeoooww

[fleet scroll]

or the other option is moving your king up instead of castling because queens are off the board

[drifting veldt]

mmmmmmmmmrrrreeeeooowww purrrrrrr meow meow

[fleet scroll]

mrrrrpppp

mrrrowwww :3

[slate owl]

miau :3

[drifting veldt]

miaauu purrrr meow meow

meow meow purrrrrrrrr

[fleet scroll]

purrrrr mrrrrpp mrrooowwwww

[drifting veldt]

MEEEOOWWWWWW

you say come dance with me but im a bit too shy so i just smile politelyyyyy

[fleet scroll]

dancing is scary

this one time this cute guy asked me to dance, and I was petrified and just kinda stood there

so he gave me a weird look and went to dance with someone else

[astral roost]

uhmm do you have any advise for Leningrad Dutch opening with black ...

[digital phoenix]

wow

[lone zenith]

what was the deleted msg

[hearty glacier]

i had a drake meme saved but lost it 😦 ima go find it

[lone zenith]

YUORE A GIRL?????

[digital phoenix]

hes gonna scare the underaged kids

[fleet scroll]

yeah, don't play it

[digital phoenix]

no hes gay

[fleet scroll]

no

[astral roost]

Y

[fleet scroll]

because you should be playing principled chess while you're a beginner

[drifting veldt]

ME FR LMAO

[hearty glacier]

RUN KIDS RUN!

[fleet scroll]

that is actual nightmare fuel

[astral roost]

but i am not a beginner

[finite jasper]

Smile.jpg

[fleet scroll]

what's your rating?

[astral roost]

1500 elo

[radiant frost]

why would he ask u to dance and why would u call him cute guy if you are not girl lmao.

[lone zenith]

oh

[fleet scroll]

so yeah, beginner

[finite jasper]

🏳️‍🌈

[radiant frost]

k

so middle ground

[drifting veldt]

lol why do u think

[fleet scroll]

my anxiety gets so bad and I just freeze up entirely >~<

[lone zenith]

imagine frfr

[digital phoenix]

u miss 100% of the shots u dont take

[radiant frost]

not man not woman just middle of that

[astral roost]

so you think those who are 2000 are average players ?

[finite jasper]

2000s are bad

[drifting veldt]

2000 is early intermediate obv

[radiant frost]

wtf

[digital phoenix]

2000 looks good until u actually get 2k and see how bad they are

[fleet scroll]

my rating lines are:
<1500 blitz = beginner
<2000 blitz = intermediate
2000+ blitz = advanced

[finite jasper]

I am 2k with no theory, no endgame knowledge, blunder pieces left and right, no positional understanding, slow

[digital phoenix]

im 2400 with no opening knowledge

[astral roost]

dayum

[radiant frost]

so I am a beginner according to you? I don't accept your definition

[digital phoenix]

but if i get into equal middlegame im set for a win

[finite jasper]

I could be higher if not for my aphantasia

[digital phoenix]

i just need to not throw my opening

[fleet scroll]

bro you're literally 3 digit rating

[radiant frost]

4 on lichess

[fleet scroll]

don't care. I'm talking chess.com ratings

[radiant frost]

1700 lichess bro

[twilit river]

Lichess ratings are overinflated

[finite jasper]

You’re a beginner by anyone’s definition

[fleet scroll]

don't care. different rating system

[digital phoenix]

i get a higher rating on lichess playing troll openings i dont understand this

[radiant frost]

I don't play on chess.com bro

[twilit river]

I'm 1700 lichess too but I'm only 1200 in cc so yeah, there you have it

[fleet scroll]

skill issue

play both

chess.com games are harder but lichess is a better site

[radiant frost]

I wanna wreck noobs

[twilit river]

😢

[fleet scroll]

because lichess has a higher frequency of "fast and bad" in blitz

even in 3+2

[fallen valley]

Simple: Average Lichess user is a sweat grinding their $400 Anish Giri Najdorf course to move 35 while watching Daniel Naroditsky "Speedruns" on repeat only to malfunction after their opponent plays 2. f3

[digital phoenix]

im gonna play h4/h5 only in fide rated blitz and see what happens

[radiant frost]

damn u just described me

[upbeat viper]

that take is very wrong

[topaz plaza]

lol

[upbeat viper]

but oké

[fallen valley]

"ERM THAT TAKE IS VERY WRONG"

[digital phoenix]

holy shit is that rinqed

[upbeat viper]

wait actually who's that character

[astral roost]

do you think playing is rapid is more good than blitz for 1500's for imrpovement

[radiant frost]

ERM Watesigma

[fallen valley]

I don't know, I haven't been keeping up with wojak lore

[upbeat viper]

oooooh

[fleet scroll]

rapid is almost always better than blitz for improvement

[upbeat viper]

rapid is always better for concrete improvement

[astral roost]

ic

[radiant frost]

use the word "better" instead of "more good"

[fleet scroll]

blitz is good when you need higher frequency of games to get a bunch of exposure in new openings and stuff

[fallen valley]

I play 12+14 Rapid exclusively

[upbeat viper]

tru

or you can blitz in rapid

that works too

[fleet scroll]

[astral roost]

but i always get under time pressure , so i tried playing more blitz for time management

[upbeat viper]

seems to work pretty well to blitz like a dummy

[floral quiver]

She gets 5 minutes of sleep on the floor before she’s sent back to the coal mines.

[radiant frost]

blitz the opening in rapid then play at your own pace easy

[fleet scroll]

being better at slow chess makes you better at fast chess

[fleet scroll]

back to the shein factory

[radiant frost]

damn 55 moves and 92.8% and 92.3% accuracy

[hearty glacier]

oh bast is here

hello

https://tenor.com/view/cat-running-away-escape-getaway-bye-gif-16631286

[fleet scroll]

oh wait I forgot something important @drifting veldt @slate owl

[upbeat viper]

grünfeld slow endgame

[radiant frost]

bast is cheater

[fleet scroll]

MEEEOOOOWWWWWW MRRRPPP MRROWWWWWW

[upbeat viper]

[dawn pilot]

Lookin good!

[upbeat viper]

you know I can mute you for this

https://tenor.com/bWZSG.gif

[fleet scroll]

I loooooove the Qb3 stuff in the grunfeld

it's so fun

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-king-chris-gif-7732750089922629936

[upbeat viper]

I never do that

show me

[radiant frost]

[fleet scroll]

huh no I mean me playing Qb3 with white

[upbeat viper]

ah

russian variation

but it's pretty forcing

[fleet scroll]

it ruins the fun and makes it boring for the grunfeld player :D

[upbeat viper]

hmm

[oak cliff]

@upbeat viper 5 people voted for me to get Real ash role

give now

[hearty glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5-K0bKUyY

[upbeat viper]

restart the dog

[hearty glacier]

here u go guys the best pasta in italy

u are welcome

[upbeat viper]

that's not how it works

I only give roles when Anitta allowed it

:)

(almost)

[floral quiver]

I tried and got a different failure state

[fleet scroll]

anitta still won't give me cheese master role

[hearty glacier]

u got vetoed

[upbeat viper]

[slate owl]

:3 whar

[oak cliff]

anitta said if someone ask for roles she will increase the time by 1 month (for giving roles again) it's at 3

[fleet scroll]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[oak cliff]

just do it she won't know fr

[drifting veldt]

sorry huh what??

[slate owl]

mrrrrrrrpp

[drifting veldt]

hm??

[fleet scroll]

smh my head not even meowing at bast

[drifting veldt]

MRROOWWW PURR

@upbeat viper meow :3

listen if he didnt wanna be meowed at he shouldnt have named himself after an egyptian cat goddess

[upbeat viper]

well

that's indeed true

but not really

the goddess is Bastet

[drifting veldt]

ik

ur close tho. maybe like an avatar

[covert cosmos]

:3

[zealous glen]

@rustic elm can i get the role "rizzler"?

:3 no

[drifting veldt]

:3333

youwull newer take me awive :3

[oak cliff]

don't 1v3 me rn I'll call in the boys

[zealous glen]

:3 aint even a furry emote

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[zealous glen]

Yass grill slayy

[slate owl]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[oak cliff]

wtf

[drifting veldt]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[slate owl]

ew self vote

:3

[oak cliff]

I trusted you @fleet scroll

[drifting veldt]

LOL ONE VOTE FOR FIVE AGAINST

[fleet scroll]

trusted me to do what

[slate owl]

hes a good guy

[fleet scroll]

the one vote doesn't even count because he voted in his own poll

[oak cliff]

not the screenshot 😭nah I'm out bye

[slate owl]

frfr

[zealous glen]

Yeah lmao

[slate owl]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[drifting veldt]

:3

[covert cosmos]

UwU :3

[zealous glen]

@vital acorn we defeated the homophobic furry uwu owo slay girl yas lgbt they them queen omg haters

[oak cliff]

I'm leaving this server

[fading swan]

Hahaha. Bro has no care to the world

[fading swan]

Why?

[oak cliff]

they 1v6 me

[upbeat viper]

thunder nearby

[zealous glen]

Wtf is he doing

[oak cliff]

;(

[floral quiver]

She vibin

[fading swan]

Smhhh that’s bullying. Mods??

[proud axle]

guys should i be concerned if my bro said no to playing clash royale with me

[zealous glen]

I can play with you pookie

[covert cosmos]

:3

[fallen valley]

Screenshot and added to your public record

[slate owl]

:3

[proud axle]

less go

[zealous glen]

I have a folder of 30 photos of people saying stuff that would either get them killed, banned from the server, or publicly disowned, u want it?

[fallen valley]

Yurt

[slate owl]

and how many of my messages made it to the list

[zealous glen]

1, thought theres 2

Damn my screenshot got deleted

[slate owl]

:3 i think ik it

[zealous glen]

I cant get banned for just storing their crimes right??

[slate owl]

just send them here lmao

[zealous glen]

The screenshot got deleted

And deepocean loves to time me out

[twilit river]

You ain't got nothing on me lil bro😎

[fallen valley]

I've timed you out like twice dawg

[slate owl]

thats massive

[upbeat viper]

legendary @strange skiff

[zealous glen]

No like 10 times 😭

[drifting veldt]

meoww

[zealous glen]

...thats what she

Yeah now deep is banning me

[slate owl]

kity :3

[drifting veldt]

kitty cat meoww

[zealous glen]

woof woof eats cat

[slate owl]

dm me those then

[drifting veldt]

AHHHHRHRGGGGGGGGGG

[zealous glen]

You need to pass on my legacy

[zealous glen]

cat dies

[slate owl]

the answer is 4

[drifting veldt]

meooowwwww!!!!!!

[strange skiff]

someone pinged me in chess talk to say I misspelled forgot

[drifting veldt]

hi anitta

[grim edge]

you forgor

[slate owl]

u did tho :3

[drifting veldt]

omg anitta how much alexander pope have u read????????

[zealous glen]

Legendary screenshod

[strange skiff]

forgor the T

[slate owl]

jk

[covert cosmos]

forgor

[strange skiff]

lmfao

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

https://tenor.com/view/i-forgot-i-forgor-meme-memes-kinemaster-gif-22374063

[slate owl]

hi duuuuuckkkkkkkkkk :333

[zealous glen]

@vital acorn @strange skiff is a member of r/memes

[drifting veldt]

meoowowww purrr

[strange skiff]

I dont think I am

lemme check

[grim edge]

:3

[drifting veldt]

:3

[grim edge]

sup anitta

[zealous glen]

The pic u send is from there

[strange skiff]

it’s from know your meme

oh you mean the server

yeah I went there for the emotes

[drifting veldt]

duckduckdckudkcudkcydkcudkcudkcudkcuk duck

[strange skiff]

duck!

hope you’re well

[strange skiff]

yeah great emotes

[zealous glen]

Sounds like something a reddit user would say..m

[drifting veldt]

oh wait anitta doesnt know im whismy

[strange skiff]

I do have reddit

oh whismy

sup

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-right-now-are-you-serious-gif-27236996

[drifting veldt]

LOL THAT ALEXANDER POPE QUESTION MUSTVE BEEN WEIRD

[grim edge]

😭

[strange skiff]

I’m here almost every day of course I’m pathetic

[drifting veldt]

duck u should read more alexander pope

[drifting veldt]

omg read israfel by poe duck

[drifting veldt]

ours is a world of sweets and sours
and our flowers are merely that - flowers

[grim edge]

send me a pdf im poor ✨

[drifting veldt]

and the shadow of thy perfect bliss
is the sunshine od ours

[slate owl]

so tirdr

[drifting veldt]

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/48628/israfel

[zealous glen]

NOOOOOOOO

[drifting veldt]

im literally in love

also eloise to abelard u gotta read

how happy is the blameless vestals lot
the world forgetting by the world forgot

[grim edge]

send me a read list i'll read all of them tonight

[drifting veldt]

HAVE U READ HOWL????

omg i have sm poetry

[zealous glen]

What the gyatt is that

[grim edge]

give me everything you got

[drifting veldt]

ASHCANS AND UNOBTAINABLE DOLLARS!!!!

[fallen valley]

I'm so sorry to hear that

[grim edge]

- cardi bi, wap

that's my poetry

[drifting veldt]

i saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by madness
straving hysterical naked

[slate owl]

whay the hel

[zealous glen]

Doctor, is that curable?

[drifting veldt]

so true

[slate owl]

i look at like 2 subreddits and it actually be bussin

[zealous glen]

Have u ever heard about skibidi toilet female ver

[ivory marlin]

oops.

[zealous glen]

I am the best mc, kk buterfly, female skibidi

Skibidi toilet, skibidi, skibidi toilet

[ivory marlin]

Hello.

[slate owl]

what did bro do

[rough python]

you appealed?

[slate owl]

💀

[ivory marlin]

No

[zealous glen]

@strange skiff what the gyatt

[rough python]

how u talking ??

[fallen valley]

I look at r/chess until the bad takes gone me a headache and then I go to r/farmingsimulator

[rough python]

was telling the name of speed's dog

[slate owl]

cwazy

[upbeat viper]

skill issue

[green jungle]

j

[finite jasper]

I used to be addicted to clash when I was th9-10

[rough python]

lets ratio anitta

[finite jasper]

I would spend hours making bases between attacks 😭

And ofc waiting in clouds

[green jungle]

blud was a budding legend pusher

[finite jasper]

💀

I got to titans 1 as th10 but then dropped to Crystal to farm cus I went th11 lmao

[zealous glen]

I saw a uy that just won a classic tournakent, 75 + 30, he was waiting for everyone to finish their games while playing clash of clans on his phone, hes a real one

[green jungle]

i actually have google docs saved on base building for th9-13

[finite jasper]

But th12 legends is free anyways

[green jungle]

actual principles and shit

[finite jasper]

Same lmaooooooo I would join random bb discords and downloads the docs

[zealous glen]

He was in like a full suit

[green jungle]

yooooo finally someone who cares about making good bases

[zealous glen]

Looked like mallofyd or however tf u write that with that hair

[rough python]

gyatt

[finite jasper]

😭 bro they used to stay talmbout the bomb placements then swb came

[green jungle]

dawg i see my clanmates bases and i vomit

[finite jasper]

Lmfao

[slate owl]

is th12 the blue one

[finite jasper]

Yes

[slate owl]

oh

[green jungle]

the dark blue one

[slate owl]

i have 11 i think :3

[green jungle]

no doritosandbacon

[finite jasper]

I used to love making bases so much, but I don’t bother anymore

[green jungle]

honestly same

[finite jasper]

I went to th14 a few months ago and I haven’t even made a single base yet

[green jungle]

im much more creative when i build th9 though

[finite jasper]

That’s a W

[green jungle]

i don't have enough reference points to make a large number of th11s

[finite jasper]

lol

I made some pretty strong th11 bases back in the day

[green jungle]

most people are too stupid to triple this base

[finite jasper]

But then again, the average clan war attacker isn’t very good

[green jungle]

th14 wins because scattershots

[finite jasper]

Lmao I forgot how much more storages matter at th9

[green jungle]

also most rushed accounts are going to max out core defenses, so maxed out xbows, eagle, triple infernoes, gonnna be nightmare

[finite jasper]

Cus heroes are so weak 😭

[green jungle]

yeah 💀

[drifting veldt]

chat chat chat chat chat chat chat chat

[warm hedge]

who wants to play bullet chess :3

[finite jasper]

When I was pushing th10 a th12 challenged me to a 1v1 for my Snapchat and I lost 💀

[green jungle]

btw the bottom tesla farm gets SO MANY PEOPLE

you literally bait them with the farm and then queen and clan castle just smite the enemy 😭

[warm hedge]

https://link.chess.com/play/oapmlq

k

[finite jasper]

Lmfao

[green jungle]

wait let me find a even stupider base

made this for my brother when he just got th9.

goofy ahh channel running through the center

[hearty glacier]

when u send a lichess link delete it after they join so that u don't get muted

[viscid scaffold]

They ban for that?

[hearty glacier]

i don't wanna reread the rules but i think posting lichess link is not allowed

[green jungle]

no but you can get muted

[finite jasper]

Bruh I just found dm’s with an old pusher

[viscid scaffold]

Haters ong

[warm hedge]

gg

wow was not expecting someone that good tbh

[finite jasper]

Bro was boutta sell my account 😭

[warm hedge]

ong

ur 2400 + lc if i had to guess

rating ?

ok bro

[hearty glacier]

since u guys are men of science what continent in the world has people with the highest ammount of melanin producing cells (don't cheat with google)

[green jungle]

💀

[warm hedge]

i i messed up allowing f4

[viscid scaffold]

Africa

[warm hedge]

usually the order is different im supposed to go c5 eariler iirc

[hearty glacier]

wrong

[grim edge]

helllllllloooooo PEOPLE

[green jungle]

@finite jasper look at this troll base i made 💀 best part is that it actually defends against air

[warm hedge]

who's alt are u

[hearty glacier]

i guess people here are not men of science

[finite jasper]

He phished a bunch of other pushers’ accounts too 😭 he was bragging about stealing one of the top 8.9 clans (zaizoe’s)

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/phineas-and-ferb-wheres-perry-phineas-looking-around-gif-15576106

[green jungle]

bro was bragging about phishing and then wanted to do the same to someone who saw his bragging ??

[fleet scroll]

locked out for n word

[finite jasper]

Lmfao looks pretty smexy tbh

[hearty glacier]

Nein , wrong

[finite jasper]

😭

[twilit river]

Damnnn

[slate owl]

can we play this death by ai thing it seems interesting

[warm hedge]

https://lichess.org/taRyRCoT

[fleet scroll]

do you wanna play a quick blitz game?

[slate owl]

er sure

[green jungle]

we

[slate owl]

1 min

[fleet scroll]

okiii I send challenge. wanna try out new opening :3

[hearty glacier]

It was a trick question , all humans have a similar number of melanin producing cells , black people cells are more actively producing the melanin

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-kira-anime-light-laugh-gif-22099540

[slate owl]

u gonna play black or white

[green jungle]

bait base i made but never got around to fully testing in wars unfortunately 😔

[fleet scroll]

white

[slate owl]

oki

[fleet scroll]

I cooked up this opening myself

[finite jasper]

Oh shoot I just checked the clan tag and it looks like zaizoe got it back lol

[green jungle]

bro got unphished

[finite jasper]

Your bases are quite sexy I must say

[green jungle]

thats actually wild considering how doodoo support is over there

[finite jasper]

Very visually appealing

[slate owl]

uwu

[green jungle]

sanks

[fleet scroll]

I sent challenge. Did you not get?

[finite jasper]

I feel like everyone has bad experiences with CoC support but I had 2 good ones lmao

[slate owl]

am booting up my pc :3

[warm hedge]

ggh

[drifting veldt]

meooww

[finite jasper]

Lucky me I guess

[fleet scroll]

okiiii >:3

[green jungle]

dude id spend hours at school doing nothing but building and deleting all and rebuilding bases for th9 😭

[fleet scroll]

whismy!! adelynn and I are gonna play a game

[drifting veldt]

ohh of what

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[finite jasper]

No literally

[fleet scroll]

i cooked up an opening.

[hearty glacier]

uwu

[finite jasper]

One time I was in Spanish class on coc and my teacher was like “are you seriously gonna play on your phone and charge it with my outlet while I’m lecturing?” And my dumbass said “oh I can stop charging “ 💀💀💀

[warm hedge]

@blissful bloom how did gettign adopted by shin feel

[finite jasper]

That was NOT the answer she was looking for

[green jungle]

@finite jasper this one is my most proud base, it actually works way too well, defended against zapwitch too many times 😭

[slate owl]

ok i hop online now @fleet scroll

[fleet scroll]

okiii

[green jungle]

I CAN STOP CHARGING 💀

[fleet scroll]

lemme know if you don't see challenge and I'll resend it

[finite jasper]

I think you showed this base toy other discord account haha

[green jungle]

oh wait what was your other account

[finite jasper]

Bro idk what my dunbahh was thinking LMAO luckily she laughed it off

@undone bridge

It was connected to my school email which I lost after graduating lol

So I can’t access it anymore

[green jungle]

BRO did they not tell you school emails were being deleted

[finite jasper]

lol they did but I was like it’s whatever I’m logged into the account anyways

[green jungle]

i just looked yeah i ddi

[finite jasper]

But then I decided to disable the account for whatever reason 🗿

[green jungle]

the little wall curves are so toxic though 💀 if you don't use log launcher properly the multi infernos will roast the witches to oblivion

and they can't attack it back

[grim edge]

i havent played on my th13 in sooo long

[finite jasper]

W base design

[green jungle]

even if you zap the multis the xbows are unreachable from the center compartment

[fleet scroll]

do you like the opening I cooked up @slate owl

[slate owl]

nein

[fleet scroll]

:(

[green jungle]

i attacked the base many times with zapwitch and it only worked when i log launchered at an off angle

[fleet scroll]

I did mouse slip Bf4 instead of Be3

[green jungle]

honestly the only th11 base i made that actually stood up to legitimate attacks

[slate owl]

😠

[finite jasper]

One time as a th10 in war I accidentally opened my ww the second I placed it, and still 3’d 😭

Hardest th10 attack with witches

[fleet scroll]

game review says you made 0 blunders tho :3

[green jungle]

💀 💀 💀 th10 moment

[slate owl]

fake

anyways time for puzzle

[finite jasper]

The worst feeling is when you spend hours making a base and then attack yourself and triple first try

[fleet scroll]

not fake, being serious

[finite jasper]

Waiting 24 hours to find the base is dog shit 💀

[green jungle]

oh btw @finite jasper if you look at the defense pathing the attacker can't just path into the central eagle so 💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-locked-in-funny-gif-2909757877821689206

[green jungle]

OMG

i always test out my base with edrags at th11

if it cant handle edrags i just delete the base

[finite jasper]

The double layer of trash is annoying ahh too lol

[finite jasper]

Real tho

[green jungle]

at th9 it's dragons

if a th9 base can't handle dragons at least in some cases then it's not worth it

Th9 can't defend against any attack but it's still much easier to go anti-dragon since all ground attacks triple

[finite jasper]

Lmao

What’s your fav th9 strat

[green jungle]

dawg i am not joking when i say all ground attacks triple

[finite jasper]

😭

[green jungle]

killsquad lalo

[finite jasper]

Nice

[slate owl]

aw

[finite jasper]

I remember trying hybrid at th9 with cc miners but it didn’t work LMAO

[green jungle]

and then everyone's favorite no skill strategy, pekka smash

[finite jasper]

too few miners smh

[green jungle]

💀 💀

[finite jasper]

Ofc ofc

[vale frost]

Do you use messenger or instagram by any chance?

[finite jasper]

I remember when bowler smash and yeti smash were actually popular strategies lol

Now it’s just rooot riders

[vale frost]

Ooog we talking about coc let me in

[green jungle]

did you know? pekka smash is the single best th9 attack strategy because it's the fastest by far. In th9 tournaments it's all about speed, so you basically only see pekka smash

[vale frost]

Knew it

[slate owl]

so amgy

[finite jasper]

That’s same with th16 now 🗿

[olive crane]

dam i havent logged onto coc in so long

[green jungle]

soemtimes they have to ban pekka smash 💀

[olive crane]

clan prolly kicked me skull

[vale frost]

I use yetis with witches

[green jungle]

ngl i know why they wanted th16 to be easier but still i prefer th15

[finite jasper]

The world record fastest attack time for a 3 star in competitive clash rn is like 53 seconds

[finite jasper]

They made it too easy lol

[vale frost]

4 earth quake spells and some rage and freeze

[green jungle]

pov all th8 competitive attacks

[finite jasper]

And if a pro gets a 3 star in over like 1:15, the entire chat will be spamming “slow” “slow” “he threw” 😭

[green jungle]

bro th8 comp is like "i brought two more goblins for cleanup than you did so I end up one second faster and therefore i win"

[finite jasper]

Stupid ass twitch chatters man

[finite jasper]

Lmaoooo

[green jungle]

wait btw lemme show you a cooked th8 base

[finite jasper]

There was a challenge for some event, and the fastest attack in the world gets like 10k gems

And it was a th12 base and the fastest time was literally around 30 seconds to 3s a th12

This base with preset army, someone 3’d in TWENTY-FOUR SECONDS

Oh no lol #1 gets 50k gems nvm

[green jungle]

this actually works btw

[finite jasper]

Drags banned?

[green jungle]

30 seconds 💀

[green jungle]

no for regular clan war, so everything

[finite jasper]

Oh damn

I thought drags were like an insta 3 at th8

[green jungle]

they are

[finite jasper]

Oh lmfao

[green jungle]

im defending hogs

[topaz plaza]

Friend of mine showed this song when I was sixteen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4I7Ak1N2z8 Learnt it' bt then the good times faded to memories

[green jungle]

but im still gonna try to defend drags

[finite jasper]

I used to use a 30 hog attack at th8 it was fun

[topaz plaza]

we*

[finite jasper]

The YouTuber who taught me it quit tho rip he was a cool guy

[green jungle]

f

[green jungle]

if an attack doesn't zap top left air def then his dragons lose instantly

[finite jasper]

I used to pull up to his YouTuber live streams lol he would do base reviews and live legends attacks

[green jungle]

damn thats sick

[finite jasper]

Dang fr?

[green jungle]

look at it, it's an air moat

[finite jasper]

Yeh I was about to say

Dragons can’t path there lol

[green jungle]

and the town hall double storage tesla farm

[finite jasper]

And the sweeper is pointed nicely to annoy dragons coming for the other 2 air defs

[green jungle]

yeah

unfortunately at th8 you can zap two air defenses

[finite jasper]

But that’s just th8 101 lol

[green jungle]

if your cc zap is max level

[finite jasper]

Oh nah

What do you feel about the change to cc

So there’s a cap to the level you can receive

[green jungle]

good

[finite jasper]

Lmao

[green jungle]

i have another th8 but it isn't as good

it's just as silly looking though

[finite jasper]

Here’s me doing cg solo 😭

[green jungle]

all your accounts lmao

i could never

[finite jasper]

I started a quest on my main in my personal clan instead of my actual clan on accident

[finite jasper]

They’re all supposed to be clan capital slaves so they’re all th6 💀

It was actually torture cus there are only a few quests you can do at th6

[green jungle]

i took the concept of "anti wizard compartment" way too seriously

[green jungle]

so you just repeat them ad nauseum

[green jungle]

the win condition is timeout against drags and the same with ground

[finite jasper]

Yeh and I have to wait for the others to reroll lol

I remember once in a world finals attack someone missed the 3 cus of a troll tesla 💀 the commentators were going wild

They were like yes it’s a three star WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT

[green jungle]

btw if you follow the defense pathing from the townhall wizard tower to the end, it'll go from one end of the base, go thru the center, and come out the other side, splitting the defenses in two 💀

[finite jasper]

I love channel bases but I can never make ones that look nice lol

[green jungle]

it's actually impossible to path into top right defenses

[finite jasper]

Especially the ones with a channel that isn’t just a straight line

[green jungle]

i only made one and it was that troll th9 base with the channel

[finite jasper]

lol

I wish I had screenshots to send

My phone randomly deleted all of my photos twice

[green jungle]

i have my own server where i put my bases into

[finite jasper]

So I lost all my clash ss’s

[green jungle]

damn

th10 channel trap i made

an attacker is going to get touched if he doesn't use wallbreakers, and even if it does the enemy will walk right out of the base because of it

[finite jasper]

Is the bottom inferno walkable?

[green jungle]

nope

[finite jasper]

I mean not that the qw would survive with the ADs there

But can the queen hypothetically hit the inferno from the outside

[green jungle]

thats the point of the moat right there tbh

the queen can't see the air defense but she can see the gold storage

so she'll destroy the storage and walk right, which brings healers into air defense range

[finite jasper]

I mean from the left

[green jungle]

it's the same regardless if she walks right or left

[finite jasper]

I mean forget any defenses, if you dropped the queen at that corner can she hit the inferno

[green jungle]

none of my infernos are walkable

[finite jasper]

Hmmm

I could swear that you can hit the bottom from the outside

[green jungle]

wait no it is

my bad

i ran outta walls

[finite jasper]

😭 I mean it’s not practically walkable tho

[green jungle]

true

[finite jasper]

So much trash on either side no queen is ever going that deep

[green jungle]

the teslas are supposed to touch the healers if they try a queen walk over there

[finite jasper]

Without splitting

[green jungle]

you need to invest in a lot of funnel

[finite jasper]

Alr I have to go for now, but it was nice talking to ya lol

[green jungle]

u2

[finite jasper]

Perhaps in a few months we will randomly talk again

[green jungle]

perhaps

[finite jasper]

Probably after you change your name and I realise it’s you LOL

Rip to the clash chat tho 😞

[viral epoch]

uwu

[fleet scroll]

uwu

[viscid jacinth]

What about brawl chat

[orchid crown]

Brawl?

[twilit river]

BRAWL STARS MENTIONED RAHH!!! WTF IS A BALANCED GAME🔥 🔥 🗣️

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198960821422788709/1242141018367852544/skibidi-1.mp4?ex=664cc178&is=664b6ff8&hm=0106f1940210bb71e9d6b227fb07793452cefedb90e30cce9c14fc1efe0e2cae&

[covert palm]

deadagascar

[finite jasper]

😭😭😭

Funny how bs used to be f2p friendly

Now you have to pay $20 to get the new S-tier brawler earlier than anyone else

[twilit river]

REALEST SHI EVER

back when you could buy pass with gems

now you have to shelve 10 dollars for that

i bought it for like 3 times and then figured its pure bs

i dont play the game much anymore so..

[honest drift]

Chat is so dead

[lusty wagon]

wait does it cost money now???

[twilit river]

you can only buy with money now

[lusty wagon]

that is terrible

[twilit river]

7 dollars for the normal pass and 10 for having like 10 tiers unlocked i think

[twilit river]

real and the goddamn skins are so expensive now with no good way to get gems too

[topaz plaza]

sup

[lusty wagon]

i had like no skins exept for the barley guy free one with connect account

[twilit river]

are you like 1k trophies😭

[lusty wagon]

uhhhhh

can remember

lemme reinstall rq

[fallen fern]

Leg!!!!

[winged flax]

ninja

[cedar path]

Ninja

[minor spoke]

Is this brawl talk

Drop the trophy count

[wheat falcon]

i forgot my headphones in another classroom so now i'm just musicless

erm i do actually 🤓

[twilit river]

30 k(former)

wbu?

[lusty wagon]

[rough python]

"Ok im locked out and i guess i wont have any more chances cuz the mods don’t really care,maybe we’ll meet again lmao,I hope u enjoy the memes that i sent this whole time,I’m leaving,you guys can friend me if u want.Final goodbye. " -Emen_

Yo guys this was Emen_'s final msg she said this to send this to you guys

[twilit river]

😎

[lusty wagon]

womp womp

[twilit river]

didnt she drop the n word or something

im a different man in this server shoo shoo

[rough python]

she said:
"No way ishowspeed named his dog (n-word) 💀"

[twilit river]

💀

she shouldve known better tbh

people getting toed for gun gifs here

[fallen fern]

I unfriended everyone on that account

Im not using it anymore

Im active here kinda

Thank you thank you

But I kinda quit chess

For a bit because of reasons

I already met fabi 😍😍😍😍😍

I’ll just meet him at the next tournament ehehe

21

Ok and 😭

HHAHAHAHAHA

Dude he’s cute irl

😭😭😭😭I need jail time

Look at them curls

But his glasses are super thick 😭

I wonder what his prescription is

SMH 😭

SHUSHHHHH

[wheat falcon]

i wish i could just read forever and not have to do anything 😔

[fallen fern]

Real

Im currently reading like 4 books

[wheat falcon]

what one

i cant read my own books rn cus of school

[fallen fern]

Sadge

Ouuuu

Oh wowwww leg rizz

[wheat falcon]

ohh seems neat

[fallen fern]

Oh so real

It’s ok I’m over them now

Why do we crush on weirdos

[topaz plaza]

I crush on GM's

[fallen fern]

Im sorry 😭😭😭😭

[topaz plaza]

like for real anyone above 2k they are super smarty

[fallen fern]

I’ll crush on someone really good and then it’ll spread to you

[topaz plaza]

ya true lol

[fallen fern]

You just said she’s a racist

She ain’t good 😭😭😭😭😭

[topaz plaza]

that sucks

[fallen fern]

Oop

[topaz plaza]

O.o

[fallen fern]

Oh well thennnnn

[topaz plaza]

hi!

[twilit river]

bing chilling

[topaz plaza]

I was just going to say something else but it didn't seem interesting enough to press enter

lol what

there cool

paragon falcon is my fav. animal apart from jelly fish

when i die i hope to come back as a falcon!

is that why your name is leg?

[wise mortar]

Can u identify what kind of bird is this

[twilit river]

your 5 7 😡

[topaz plaza]

it's clearly a cowl

[fallen fern]

Cawl

[wise mortar]

Oo thanks

[topaz plaza]

it's cowl

[fallen fern]

Cawl

[topaz plaza]

get with it!

[fallen fern]

no!

[twilit river]

😨

[topaz plaza]

sigh

[fallen fern]

hmph

[topaz plaza]

im so dissapointed

[fallen fern]

why

Im proud of you for not being tired

[topaz plaza]

i feel like i need to go solve a rubicks cube just to feel better about myself after this talk

yes dad...

[fallen fern]

Wait what 😭😭😭😭?

[topaz plaza]

im NOT TIRED!

[fallen fern]

Oh sure I’ll be dad

[topaz plaza]

lol no

[fallen fern]

Yes

[topaz plaza]

go to bed

[fallen fern]

It’s 12:55pm

Im not tired !

[topaz plaza]

no I am

[fallen fern]

What time is it for you

[topaz plaza]

not bedtime

[fallen fern]

What time is it

[topaz plaza]

The same time as yours.

[fallen fern]

I sniff an American

[topaz plaza]

you huff glue

[fallen fern]

No!

[topaz plaza]

I'm Canadian.

[fallen fern]

Im Canadian…..

Stop copying me

[topaz plaza]

you just said what I was going to say before I said it, not okay

[fallen fern]

That’s not cool man

[topaz plaza]

NOT OKAY

[fallen fern]

You wanna be me so bad

[topaz plaza]

you wish you were us

[fallen fern]

How old are you son

😭??? Us?????

[wheat falcon]

im thinking about buying fourth wing

[topaz plaza]

Yeah caue were the same lol

wipes tears

[wheat falcon]

the empyrean

[fallen fern]

Are we the same idk

How old are you

[topaz plaza]

How old are you?

[fallen fern]

I asked first

[topaz plaza]

I'm twenty eight.

[fallen fern]

No way you liar

[topaz plaza]

I asked second.

[fallen fern]

Hmmmmm

[topaz plaza]

I demand!

[fallen fern]

What year were you born in fast!

[topaz plaza]

95

[fallen fern]

Oh wow maybe you are

Im 21 father

[topaz plaza]

get off me I do not remember your mother

[fallen fern]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[topaz plaza]

LOL

[fallen fern]

You guys had me before wedlock it’s not my fault !!!

[topaz plaza]

sorry had too

[fallen fern]

You abandoned me

I tried so hard to find you and now you push me away

[topaz plaza]

i feel so ashamed.

#regret

[fallen fern]

:(( papa

[stuck quest]

o

[topaz plaza]

this is weird ya?

[fallen fern]

No eh

[topaz plaza]

lol okay mr.

[fallen fern]

ms

[topaz plaza]

ah,

[fallen fern]

Yea…..

[topaz plaza]

not off setting but I see why we get along

I'm the same 😉

[fallen fern]

Why

OH! Daddy???

[topaz plaza]

no go home

[fallen fern]

:(( mommy….

[topaz plaza]

ya

[fallen fern]

Mama :3

[topaz plaza]

stop

[fallen fern]

It’s so hot Im not making sense

[topaz plaza]

this is a chat room

[fallen fern]

It’s 25° and I’m sitting in a car

[topaz plaza]

need I remind you of manners

[fallen fern]

Im drenched in sweat

[topaz plaza]

so go cool off,

[fallen fern]

I can’t

Im babysitting and the teen I’m babysitting is playing bowling

[topaz plaza]

poor thing needs watah

[fallen fern]

So I’m in the car waiting

[topaz plaza]

hmm neat

[fallen fern]

Canadian summers

[topaz plaza]

IKR,

[fallen fern]

Save me please

[topaz plaza]

I forgot your canadian

[fallen fern]

I could never survive in Italy

Yea I am mama

[topaz plaza]

I could never survive not in italy I love heat

lol your so weird

that could be good' and ouch

[fallen fern]

Yea they’re in this server lemme delete those messages

[topaz plaza]

ok

[fallen fern]

Yea

[fallen fern]

I know but isn’t everyone

[topaz plaza]

brb, im going to smoke' mm idk maybe hahah

[fallen fern]

Stoooop I wanna smoke too

But I don’t smoke I just hold cigs in my hand for comfort

[fleet scroll]

smoking bad for you

cancer sticks >:(

[topaz plaza]

yeah they are terrible

[twilit river]

whoa gay role play in chess server is crazy🤯

[fleet scroll]

?

[topaz plaza]

i was just smoking weed. but i am trying to quit the others since yesterday actually

i mentioned a dilema i was having earlier

trying to make a plan of action

[fleet scroll]

oh i scrolled up

[twilit river]

huh🤨

[topaz plaza]

but i'm not gay

misgendering

[twilit river]

ok buddy nice trolling

[half kelp]

But not a good pilot

[twilit river]

😢 im sorry

[topaz plaza]

later nerd

[topaz plaza]

anyways the POA is to quit

[grim edge]

I like me

lick

sorry, typo

[fleet scroll]

bro are you ok

[bitter lily]

I have returned

[topaz plaza]

I mean I don't deny it lmao

[stable mirage]

:3

[topaz plaza]

i just dont like anyhting about myself unfortunatly

[bitter lily]

Bruh

Ye well do better then

[topaz plaza]

and i meant that they are there

[fleet scroll]

honestly, it's rough. you have to find/make your own purpose in life

[topaz plaza]

ya ikr

[bitter lily]

If you don't have your own plan follow your parents or something

[fleet scroll]

I thought I wanted to be a lawyer because my parents wanted me to be a lawyer

but then I realized I had a passion for computers

so i changed my mind

[topaz plaza]

i love writing

[grim edge]

start lifting weights

eat a large quantity of meat

get good amounts of sleep

[topaz plaza]

ya that's good for your health i heard

[fleet scroll]

exercise and sleep are definitely good. not so sure about the meat. a balanced diet is good tho

[topaz plaza]

yo stop trying to fix me

[grim edge]

do you feel good whenever you write stuff?

are you american?

[topaz plaza]

yup!

[fleet scroll]

oof

[topaz plaza]

10/10 Dahlia I have two half bad books lol

[grim edge]

well the beauty of america is you get to choose your destiny in life in regards to finances

choose a wealthy lifestyle and enjoy things like grassfed ribeyes

vacations to aspen

fine timepieces (patek, lange, moser, vacheron, etc)

[topaz plaza]

this is such bait

[grim edge]

its not bait

lawyer is a good field

[fleet scroll]

yeah he does it to try and bait me. I just ignore him

[topaz plaza]

yo do you ever pass time outside?

[grim edge]

you can bill like $400/hour

[topaz plaza]

I can bill you?

Sign the cheque

[grim edge]

if i used your services sure

[grim edge]

wow you got something there... writing and being able to write books is something to like about yourself.

[bitter lily]

Bro what 💀 💀 💀

[grim edge]

i love meat

[bitter lily]

Ye you cab just walk up to people and say give me money and they have to do it

[grim edge]

not just beef

I made some bacon wrapped smoked chicken cordon bleau yesterday

[topaz plaza]

incase i didn't notice lol

[bitter lily]

First amendment right free money

[topaz plaza]

shutup

[topaz plaza]

trippy yall thanks for the kindness much appreciated!

[grim edge]

im eating leftoers right now tastes goodman

[topaz plaza]

i love to cook