💬〡general-off-topic

[fallen fern]

Then maybe call it a night

Try again tomorrow

[simple depot]

its 2 am man

[brisk igloo]

well for ur elo its smth normal

[fallen fern]

Yea you gotta sleep bro

[simple depot]

ill prolly sleep at 6 or 7

[simple depot]

its not normal dude i never blunder a queen.

[brisk igloo]

everyone blunders his queen

[simple depot]

plus i play almost like a 1000

and now i play like im just 300 elo.

[brisk igloo]

at some point of his chess career

[simple depot]

i never blundered a queen tbh

i only blundered a bishop 😦

i only blundered my queen in 2 games at 600 so (it was night time btw)

[brisk igloo]

i used to be 1750, finding crazy tactics all over the board, now im1470 barely hitting 1500

[simple depot]

how tf

bro i know someone who was a gm and now he is randomly a 500 elo chess player now.

[brisk igloo]

i didnt play for very long time

so have a good sleep and u ll be crushing people for breakfast

[simple depot]

plus im bad at video games rn because im tired 😭

im completely bored man

[brisk igloo]

u just need to sleep

thats all u r tired

[simple depot]

bro i have one part of me that says "im tired please sleep" and i have another one that is like"im not tired yet"

[brisk igloo]

what games r u playing ?

[simple depot]

cant even play Modern Warfare man

[somber thunder]

sleep is for the weak

[desert steppe]

It happens, I blundered my queen 3 times in one game as a 1700 lol

[simple depot]

wrong.

if you do not get sleep you get weaker.

but if you sleep your body is full of energy.

[brisk igloo]

wow try to sleep and see which side is stronger

[simple depot]

yk thats a really good one

but im bored?

[somber thunder]

no

[simple depot]

learn science buddy

[somber thunder]

man i thought 800 used to be great until i joined this server

[somber thunder]

maybe u do need sleep, learn some humour buddy

[brisk igloo]

let him go guys like him sleep in the day

[simple depot]

what is you talking about?

[somber thunder]

i is talking about u needing sleep

[simple depot]

im battling my demons man trying to stay awake

[brisk igloo]

it is great

[somber thunder]

every person i meet here is like "oooh im 2000000 rated so bad :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((("

[simple depot]

i hate people who says "sleep is for the weak" like man its an awful joke. And if their not joking

they are just brain dead man

[vast swan]

sleep is for the weak

[somber thunder]

okay c'mon just go sleep

[somber thunder]

exactly

[brisk igloo]

abot 50% of chess players r under 800

[simple depot]

garry kasparov is under 800

[somber thunder]

source: idk man

[simple depot]

garry has -2584

[somber thunder]

sometimes im more exhausted after i wakeup

im more energetic at night

[simple depot]

damn you definetly didnt get the right amount of sleep man

[brisk igloo]

u dont sleep at night thats why

[simple depot]

ye

[somber thunder]

i think 10 hours is good enough

[vast swan]

A genetic mutation in gene DEC2 allows some people to get by on six hours of sleep. Scientists have also identified a gene that causes people to sleep less than six and a half hours per night without any apparent ill effects.

skill issue

[somber thunder]

but gene mutation

waddafuq man

[simple depot]

man shut yo ass up your pfp isnt even what you look like boy you cant be talking

[vast swan]

gene mutations r common

[vast swan]

5% of the population

[somber thunder]

bro

idk science but i can tell ur wrong

[vast swan]

nah I mean like hereditary mutations also

ppl disliking cilantro is deadass a gene mutation

[somber thunder]

elaborate?

[simple depot]

plus @vast swan if you dont sleep for 2 days thats where the problem starts im just sayin

[somber thunder]

people being ugly is ALSO a gene mutation

[somber thunder]

oh ye u get the phantoms

[brisk igloo]

there are people who rly live without sleep like no sleep at all but these people r less than 0.0001 % in the world

[simple depot]

ive not slept for 3 days one time

[somber thunder]

seems like a you problem

[vast swan]

sickle cell anemia

[simple depot]

did i say it was a problem.

[somber thunder]

i've gone 24 hours

[vast swan]

and cystic fybrosis r gene mutations too

[somber thunder]

no ill effects

[vast swan]

pr common

[simple depot]

thats because its only one day

[somber thunder]

ofc

it was a wedding

[simple depot]

plus sometimes you can get an ill effect man

[somber thunder]

i was awake on caffein

[simple depot]

just not worth risking your life

[somber thunder]

true

[vast swan]

i am drinking espresso rn

[simple depot]

gimme sum

[somber thunder]

im more of a tea enjoyer

[brisk igloo]

bro havent heard abt the sleep experiment

[simple depot]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[somber thunder]

xd

[simple depot]

the crazy russians

[somber thunder]

i should be doin my projects rn

man

[brisk igloo]

sleep is one of my favorite things in the world

[somber thunder]

what about cheese

[simple depot]

oh hell nah im wide awake listening to phonk

[wise karma]

its a creepypasta

[simple depot]

nvm i think i dont need sleep 👌

[wise karma]

i dont think its real

[somber thunder]

nice elo

[wise karma]

ty

[simple depot]

ehem add one more 0.

[somber thunder]

fr

[wise karma]

planning to improve

[simple depot]

your a 1000

😏

[somber thunder]

bro forgor the 0

[wise karma]

fake rating

[simple depot]

chess.com never lies

also your trusted

[somber thunder]

also why are the bots so inflated

[wise karma]

chesscom gave me free rating

[simple depot]

bots are bots

[somber thunder]

im 800~ but i beat 1500 easy

[simple depot]

do / profile rn

no spaces

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tejassss_68

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 860 (974 peak)
Blitz: 660 (708 peak)
Bullet: 537 (603 peak)

[simple depot]

ok 1500 bots are easy

[brisk igloo]

when i was just starting play on chess.com i rly hated nelson

[somber thunder]

das waht im saying

[simple depot]

because their ratings arent actually their ratings.

[somber thunder]

poor nelson

[somber thunder]

then what is it

[simple depot]

the ratings that is displayed on the bots is the elo you need to beat the bot

[somber thunder]

bru

[simple depot]

(i think)

[somber thunder]

they needa divide it by half to make it close to being true

[simple depot]

plus i cant even defeat wally

[somber thunder]

those number aren't accusrate at all

[simple depot]

a 1800 bot. and im a 700 so i can probably beat him when my skill is a 1000.

and not tired.

[somber thunder]

yea

sigma what's the highest rated boss u beat

[simple depot]

2200

[wise karma]

i am trusted because chesscom loves me

[simple depot]

oh so your chess.com's kitten huh

[wise karma]

i have never gone above 100 rating

[drifting veldt]

meooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[wise karma]

yeah i am shittens

[simple depot]

aint no way boy

[simple depot]

nah im mittens powerful than all of you combined

[drifting veldt]

meoww purrrrrrrr

im mittens !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[somber thunder]

hwo

[wise karma]

whismy virus is effective

[somber thunder]

imposible

[simple depot]

bro is on the cringaplanet

[simple depot]

you need 1500 elo for a 2200 bot

[somber thunder]

what's ur elo

[simple depot]

i only have 700 soo im better

[somber thunder]

eggsackedly

[simple depot]

and for the magni

[wise karma]

i beat a 0 elo bot, it was a cat i guess

[somber thunder]

show me ur profile

[simple depot]

for the magni bot you need hikaru and magnus combined which is magkaru

[wise karma]

unfortunately 0 elo is the highest for me 😞

[somber thunder]

rn

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> uppercasesigmapie

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1033 (peak)
Blitz: 782 (1017 peak)
Bullet: 785 (peak)

[drifting veldt]

meeooowww

[sleek oriole]

oh well

[somber thunder]

me when i lie

[somber thunder]

cool

[brisk igloo]

how do i show that ?

[wise karma]

oh btw that thing on my bio

[wise karma]

that chess position on my bio, its the best thing i have ever seen

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tejassss_68

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 860 (974 peak)
Blitz: 660 (708 peak)
Bullet: 537 (603 peak)

[wise karma]

if you analyse it properly, you will understand how beautiful it is

[somber thunder]

how do i see my rank

like if im in silver or whatever

[simple depot]

@wise karma lemme battle you in chess unrated rn blitz and 3 mins

[wise karma]

78193 62838

[vestal basin]

2467354672 ig

[wise karma]

oh no shit

[simple depot]

because im a 700 your 1000 lets see our skills

plus im tired so uh your winning

[wise karma]

i guess its 7 not 8

[wise karma]

okay

[somber thunder]

ur gonna get destroyed

[brisk igloo]

how ho i make albert show my info ?

[wise karma]

lets play

[somber thunder]

if he srs

[simple depot]

nuh uh lemme become untired rn

[wise karma]

i may lose

send link

[simple depot]

no play seriously bruh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tejassss_68

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 860 (974 peak)
Blitz: 660 (708 peak)
Bullet: 537 (603 peak)

[drifting veldt]

meow purr

[simple depot]

check your god damn chess.com website

[wise karma]

meow (sigmaly)

[drifting veldt]

mrrrppppp

meow (w sigma energy)

[brisk igloo]

@somber thunder how do u do that ?

[somber thunder]

the command

[wise karma]

nothing there

[somber thunder]

is champion rank any good?

[simple depot]

https://link.chess.com/play/oI8I2Z

[brisk igloo]

i didnt see the command

[simple depot]

nah other people cgonna press it istg

[somber thunder]

click slash

[simple depot]

aint no way boi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> j00hn1

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1475 (1735 peak)
Blitz: 967 (971 peak)
Bullet: 900 (917 peak)

[brisk igloo]

ooh ok i did it

[wise karma]

looks like an error occured

[simple depot]

CHECK THE WEBSITE

[wise karma]

i am on phone

[somber thunder]

wow :000000

[wise karma]

it shows error send another link

[simple depot]

oma

ill dm bro

[brisk igloo]

naah bro doesnt want to crush u

[somber thunder]

u so pro

[brisk igloo]

bro is cagnus marlsen under cover

[simple depot]

oml bro

whatever man teju lets battle

[brisk igloo]

wanna play me ?

[somber thunder]

sure

dm me the link

[simple depot]

wait

[somber thunder]

3 min blitz?

i gotta do my proj tho

[simple depot]

oh nah im losing that bro

idk what was even happening

[brisk igloo]

can i see the game ?

[simple depot]

@somber thunder we can battle now

[somber thunder]

dm

[somber thunder]

sure

[simple depot]

acc?

[somber thunder]

dm me disc

[brisk igloo]

i mean share the link ?

[somber thunder]

wdym

cant u spec from my profile or smth?

[brisk igloo]

tell me ur username

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tejassss_68

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 860 (974 peak)
Blitz: 660 (708 peak)
Bullet: 537 (603 peak)

[brisk igloo]

ok and wha is dark's username ?

[somber thunder]

idk

[brisk igloo]

u just played him

[topaz plaza]

hi

[somber thunder]

the match is ongoing

[tulip lichen]

I'm learning how to draw

[frail temple]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber thunder]

e

[brisk igloo]

for some reason it doesnt allow me to watch it

[ornate solstice]

I am stuck at 700 ELO , because I keep falling for traps

[somber thunder]

huh

well the game is over rn

[brisk igloo]

how long have u been stuck ?

[somber thunder]

play slower, think about each and every move, and learn from your mistakes

chess is game where u cant play for 1000 hours and improve, u gotta think

atleast that's my experience

[ornate solstice]

about 3 months, ... I am learning chess notation so I can learn chess ... I figure that is the only way to advance.

[brisk igloo]

@somber thunder wow u were crushing in that game

[brisk igloo]

well 700 for 3 months is great actually

[ornate solstice]

I am old, I am ugly, and my mother dresses me funny.
I think that is part of the problem, oh and I have worms,
and that is good for fishing.

Guess how many hearts a worm has ?

[somber thunder]

huh

[somber thunder]

he's tired : 9

[ornate solstice]

5

[somber thunder]

2

[ornate solstice]

Five

[somber thunder]

two

[ornate solstice]

how could you not love them... they got 5 hearts

ok another question... if you chop a worm in half will both half survive?

Hint, worms only have one brain.

[somber thunder]

yes, depends on the worm tho

i've seen em wiggling around

[ripe halo]

Tyler1

[somber thunder]

huh

[ripe halo]

It's not really true that you need to study in order to improve in chess

[ornate solstice]

They only have one brain... the part without the brain will die. It is a myth parents tell their children so the children don't get sad.

[somber thunder]

i didn't study shit and im 800

[somber thunder]

wait srsly

[ornate solstice]

Ok, how long can a worm survive under water...
? Hint, they breath through their skin.

[somber thunder]

5 min

[ornate solstice]

I am a worm expert... so yes

[somber thunder]

but why

[ornate solstice]

That is the solution to my next question... remember that....

A worm can survive under water for around 30 minutes

[somber thunder]

oh

[ripe halo]

Start choosing your clothes ... That way it still can be completely a miss style wise, but at least you'll be wearing what you want

[ornate solstice]

Next question How long can a worm last after their skin is dry?

[ripe halo]

Interesting

[vestal basin]

[somber thunder]

5 mins

damn

[vestal basin]

Vidit on dougs

[lament jacinth]

Worm expert

[ornate solstice]

Perfect... worms can only live for five minutes when their skin drys out

[somber thunder]

you're about as tall as w worm, aren't you

[ripe halo]

Are you an expert on anything?

[lament jacinth]

Dumbassery

[ripe halo]

Sounds like a good time

[ornate solstice]

Have you heard of worm composting? you can take the papers news/ads that is mailed to your home and compost it. Guess how much one square yard of worm compost is worth in Canada?

[somber thunder]

10 loony toonies?

[lament jacinth]

Ik all this smh

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

[somber thunder]

how's the weather down there

[ornate solstice]

One square yard of worm poop ... I mean compost is worth 1200.00 dollars in Canada

[ripe halo]

How much is a yard in meters

[lament jacinth]

Like 0.9

[ornate solstice]

One square yard is about the same as square meter,,, but I am guessing

[ripe halo]

So worm compost is the investment equivalent of getting a free dispense machine from coca cola

[ornate solstice]

Ok, do worms have eggs like a chicken, or give live birth like a guppy?

[somber thunder]

eggs

[ripe halo]

How easy is it to breed worms

[somber thunder]

how do worms breed?

[ornate solstice]

Perfect... eggs is correct..

[ripe halo]

They do the worm

[somber thunder]

💀

[ripe halo]

... Lmao yeah stupid comment

[ornate solstice]

Worms breed on the surface, they have to come out of the ground to reproduce.

[somber thunder]

but how

[ripe halo]

Because they don't have dating apps yet

[somber thunder]

exactly
how

[ornate solstice]

I have never watched them, because they need to be above the surface,,, but under a leaf or something, they like privacy.

[somber thunder]

sad

how do u differentiate between a male and female?

[ripe halo]

Haha

That's funny

Two worms waiting for a person to stop looking at them so they can have sexy tiemes

[somber thunder]

lol

exactly how i imagined

[ornate solstice]

That is a good question... the answer will surprise you... Guess how you can tell the difference between a male and a female?

[somber thunder]

length?

[ornate solstice]

Guess again, please

[somber thunder]

colour?

[ornate solstice]

Guess again, please !

[somber thunder]

idk man

just tell me

[ornate solstice]

one more guess

[somber thunder]

idk

[ripe halo]

Head / texture

[somber thunder]

bro said texture

[ripe halo]

?

[ornate solstice]

have you seen a worm with a band around it, that is how they make the cocoon, that is a hint,

[somber thunder]

oh

[ripe halo]

Near the head?

[somber thunder]

i thought artists added that for cosmetic purposes while depicting worms

[ripe halo]

Wouldn't be that surprised

[somber thunder]

fr

[ornate solstice]

The answer that will surprise you is that red wiggler compost worms can be both male and female, It only takes two worms to reproduce... as they don't have genders. They are all the same, and both be either the male or the female.

Ok, I gotta go, have a great day, and start composting your way to better gardens.

[tepid apex]

I have 6 worm composts, all it takes is a plastic bucket, paper, a little food waste, and some knowledge.

[glossy torrent]

Me too, I don't have holes in the top, nor a lid, nothing, they like to be left alone and in the dark and un-disturbed.

[tepid apex]

Well you have to disturb them once a week, to mix up the bedding and make sure that the bedding is the right moistness.

[glossy torrent]

Your right, and do the smell test, if it smells like a forest I am doing it right, if it smells like vinegar then they are about to die.

[covert cosmos]

What

[tepid apex]

I am impressed, glad to meet someone that knows how to make compost, and therefore grow food with nutrients.

[glossy torrent]

Ya, I have been doing it since I was a child, as my parents always had me help them with their worm composting.

[tepid apex]

Poof Gone

[glossy torrent]

Me too,

[mighty fractal]

Real, happened to me lmao 😭

https://tenor.com/view/marriage-rick-and-morty-love-gif-20779738

Goofy ahhhh looking cat

[dire hearth]

Hello guys

[mighty fractal]

What's good

[dire hearth]

Nothing new.

What you up to?

?

[mighty fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-jumpscare-beauty-and-the-beast-gaston-gif-9842761121833904848

[dire hearth]

I see. A meme contest

[dire hearth]

is there an affective way to counter quorum sensing?

in dieseses?

[scenic jasper]

does anyone have an alt account they don't use?

[plush raven]

stop talking and leave the server

[boreal cosmos]

account sharing is not allowed

[tulip lichen]

hi

[topaz plaza]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZgiK6FiO0

just listening to that

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[topaz plaza]

it's rap

[grim edge]

how did white see this tactic? does anyone see this..? white to move and win blacks queen.. (hint: it involves whites knight and bishop and blacks queen attacking the two hanging pawns)

[fallen fern]

Oh noes

うん？

Lol

It just means “hm?”

Yea

I mean it can mean yea too

[frail temple]

Yo.

Not cool

That is too similar to a Swatsik

Buddy. It’s the exact same

Exact same logo

Ok bro

When you rotate a parabola. It still is a parabola lmao

[fallen fern]

Ur quick 😭💀💀💀

What chu doing

Yes but not fluently

[full glen]

(mods said if i sent it in english its not against the rules)

[fallen fern]

You can’t speak any other language but English here?

[full glen]

yeah but they dont care if you sent 1 or 2 messages in other language

[tacit stone]

for the chesscom club that connects ur discord account, where do i say /connect?

[fallen fern]

Yea maybe I want to speak in Spanish

Or Korean or Japanese or Arabic or Chinese

Or the language of your heart 😉

Nyet

[tepid relic]

Well this is an English speaking server, mods can't moderate other languages and other members won't understand ya, hence why it's against the rules

[fallen fern]

Well my Canadian born and raised colonized minority self wants to speak another language

HUZZAH TO SECOND LANGUAGES

[full glen]

imagine only 2 languages

[fallen fern]

I know 3

Jokes on you pookie

[full glen]

i know 3 can understand 4

[tepid relic]

Well ya can speak it, just don't be surprised if ya anger a mod

[fallen fern]

I know 3 and can read 4

[full glen]

it would be a nightmare to google translate all

[full glen]

list them

[fallen fern]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

English
Japanese
Korean
Arabic

[tepid relic]

Google translate ain't perfect amd if ya wanna be in this server than ya should respect the rules no one is holding you hostage here

[full glen]

they aint gonna do that

too much work for 1% of the people here

[fallen fern]

But I can kinda read Spanish cuz I’ve been learning a bit

List yours Luna

[errant basin]

Did you learn arabic or it's your native language?

[fallen fern]

I love this trend 😭

[fallen fern]

I learned it

Or was taught it*

[full glen]

lmao u need to go out of your way to learn languages??? smh i am forced to

chinese
english
malay
fujian

[errant basin]

really that's impressiv

[fallen fern]

Are you from Malaysia, Hong Kong or Singapore?

[full glen]

uh huh

[fallen fern]

I don’t know it fluently only know fusha

[fallen fern]

Makes sense

[errant basin]

My native langauge is arabic, but I still think if you won't born talking arabic it's kinda hard to learn it

[errant basin]

this is great

[fallen fern]

But I can barely speak it

When I’m reading Arabic I can kinda understand it

They just feel the urge to WAAAHHHHHH

[errant basin]

just watch any movie in arabic and all of your learning evaporates

[full glen]

@fallen fern ur japanese

[fallen fern]

Drugs idk

[fallen fern]

No I’m not I’m on the opposite side

[full glen]

korean

[fallen fern]

WOOOOO

[fallen fern]

nope

Don’t say Arabic

Cuz it’s Arab not Arabic 😭💀

And no I’m not that either

[errant basin]

scrub daddy?

[fallen fern]

Nope

[full glen]

english underage girl who likes kpop and anime @fallen fern

[fallen fern]

No

Do you give up

[full glen]

wow impossible

[errant basin]

woo

woo hooo

[full glen]

@fallen fern your country is in the commonwealth

[fallen fern]

It’s not but it’s being taken over by a rich country

[full glen]

israel? ukraine aint rich

[fallen fern]

No

I ain’t Israeli 💪🏽

[full glen]

???

the daid country is taken over

[fallen fern]

Lol naur

Keep thinking

It’s not at war

Its allowing itself to be taken over

[full glen]

what does this mean then????

[fallen fern]

Due to debt and for the “economy”

[full glen]

oh influenced

[fallen fern]

Ehhh not really

[full glen]

if you are European then you would have your native language listed

[fallen fern]

Nope

It’s within a place where the thing you love to eat is from

It’s sweet

[full glen]

mcdonalds

[fallen fern]

It comes from the ground

I said this sweet thing is first produced there

And then it’s brought to America

[full glen]

hmm

[fallen fern]

To make it yummy

No

[full glen]

heatmao of mcdonalds

[fallen fern]

It’s a continent you guys aren’t thinking of

[full glen]

south

[fallen fern]

Warmmmmm

[full glen]

no

[fallen fern]

So where am I from

[full glen]

south america

[fallen fern]

Dude

COLDDDDDD

[full glen]

it aint australia cuz u said not in commonwealth

[fallen fern]

I just said warm

What did I say warm to 💀💀💀💀

Wow you guys are slow 😭

[full glen]

u didnt say burning

you dont understand the rule not us

[fallen fern]

Oh ok then the comment I said warm to is BURNING

you guys are getting close

WTF

DUDE

AFRICA ISNT ASIA 😭😭😭😭😭

[pulsar pivot]

you will never find the bodies

[fallen fern]

YES

BRUH😭😭😭😭

[full glen]

hmm which country has lost their culture so much that they resort to english

[fallen fern]

No

[bright prairie]

moroco

[full glen]

bro ur slow

[fallen fern]

They don’t even speak English there

[bright prairie]

joking

[fallen fern]

But it’s being taken over kinda due to its debt

[full glen]

what do they speak

[fallen fern]

That’s just giving it away

[full glen]

nigeria

[fallen fern]

Nope

[full glen]

technically a monopoly

[fallen fern]

You’re on the wrong side of Africa

[bright prairie]

turkey !!!!

[fallen fern]

Other side

[full glen]

ethiopia

[fallen fern]

ding dong

Winner winner

[bright prairie]

algeria is still algeria

[fallen fern]

Luna

[full glen]

how the hell do you communicate

[fallen fern]

Amharic, Arabic, other tribal languages

No you said Nigeria

And I said other side

[full glen]

YOU DIDNT LIST THAT

[fallen fern]

CUZ I DONT KNOW THOSE LANGUAGES

[full glen]

YOU GAVE IMCORRRECT INFO

[fallen fern]

I DONT KNOW MY OWN LANGUAGES

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[full glen]

YOU SAID YOU COMMUNICATED VIA THOSE LANGUAGES??? DOESNT THAT MAKE U KNWO IT????

[fallen fern]

WHEN DID I SAY THAT

[full glen]

.

[fallen fern]

I DONT SPEAK THOSE LANGUAGES

I ONLY KNOW KOREAN JAPANESE AND ENGLISH AND BARELY ARABIC

😭😭😭😭😭

[green jungle]

Me when someone tells me to read Chinese

[fallen fern]

I literally said my country is lowkey getting taken over because Ethiopia is in big debt to china

And china is gonna slowly take the land and take over

I didnttttttt

[fallen fern]

Real

Sowwi

It was Luna 👉👈

It’s ok you still won

Ok how

Idk New Zealand

Mauritius

Ok continents… Asia?

Okok

Are we doing warm cold burning?

Okok

Uhhhh

Australia?

Europe?

Hmmm okok

Bro how is it burning but a little cold?

😭😭😭😭😭 North America?

Waaaaaah

Alaska?

Oh yea

Sorry idc about America so I skip it’s geography

😭😭😭😭😭South America?

Oml

[full glen]

iceland

[fallen fern]

Is it within eurasia?

BRUH WHAT THE HECK

[full glen]

LMAO GOT IT FIRST TRY

because theres only 1 possible answer

[full glen]

relatable

i swear its just filled with some random shit made up by some random scholar wannabes

[turbid pewter]

hello

[fallen fern]

Hilo

Yes

[grim edge]

sugarcoat

angolian army

[fallen fern]

😭😭😭😭

[turbid pewter]

Angola

[fallen fern]

GASP

Alr I have simping duties bye guys

[full glen]

LMAO

YOU GUYS ARE SO

JSJDJANDJAUDJAKJSKAHDIAJSKSKDI

[grim edge]

simp responsibly and appropriately and keep it friendly

[turbid pewter]

saudi

[full glen]

Afghanistan

[fallen fern]

Oh I already got rejected Iz all good

[cursive pawn]

Afghanstan

[full glen]

tunisian

[turbid pewter]

turkie moon

[cursive pawn]

Turkey

[fallen fern]

I’m simping for book character rn

[cursive pawn]

Yea

[full glen]

wow turkey

[cursive pawn]

Tunis

Tunis

[grim edge]

rejection is a redirction

[fallen fern]

Thank you mommy I needed to hear that

[cursive pawn]

Wiring

[grim edge]

not mommy

[urban nexus]

???

[full glen]

it aint loading

[lime lava]

Angolan* :/

[full glen]

oh it loaded

[errant basin]

Justice | Freedom | System

[fallen fern]

Daddy

[grim edge]

Dahlia

[fallen fern]

Sister

[urban nexus]

@grim edge where are u from bro?

[grim edge]

mexico

[fallen fern]

Ok lemme go simp bye

[full glen]

this have some european vibes

probably colonized

[cursive pawn]

Bahamas

[full glen]

wait thats 90% of the world nvm

[urban nexus]

Switzerland

[full glen]

wow

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-13999500

[full glen]

cat

first try baby

[warm spindle]

@cursive pawn I'm getting apartment next year.

[cursive pawn]

Where

[grim edge]

wowowowow congrats choky

[full glen]

french

[warm spindle]

The upper division student ones.

[full glen]

n word country thats formerly french

[cursive pawn]

U staying here

[warm spindle]

Yes, now I can store people effectively.

[warm spindle]

Yes, but in an apartment .

I'll do my masters here prob.

[full glen]

benin

[cursive pawn]

Benin

[warm spindle]

Unless I get it paid for elsewhere.

[cursive pawn]

Thought u hated it

[full glen]

ok googler

i definitely did not google

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[warm spindle]

I would hate anywhere i go because I hate everyone.

[full glen]

yay

[grim edge]

what are you gonna pursue?

[warm spindle]

Your mother.

[grim edge]

mairos wants her, too

[cursive pawn]

Atleast do u like the activities here?

[warm spindle]

I dunno, probably like semiconductors or smthn.

[grim edge]

fight for her

[warm spindle]

I'm only like soccer.

I wish we had like a sprint football field for us d1 rejects.

[cursive pawn]

Ok cuz i also hate everyone but i like it

The place empty and cozy

[warm spindle]

That's the best part.

The emptiness. When all the frat guys go into hiding during the night.

[cursive pawn]

Im either gonna do the mcat and get in med school or get PhD but prolly somewhere else cuz they dont have med school and i think no phd

[cursive pawn]

How much do the dorm apartments cost

[warm spindle]

They have PhD but I don't think for medicine.

[cursive pawn]

I pay like $800 here

[warm spindle]

They're like actual apartments and they cost 1200 a month.

[cursive pawn]

Yea no med school here and not sure abt PhD in nutrition

[cursive pawn]

Bruh that’s less than my 20 square feet dorm

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

And the cost goes down the longer you stay.

[cursive pawn]

I used to pay like $1600💀

[warm spindle]

Plus it's separate bedrooms and all furnished.

[ripe halo]

Damn

[warm spindle]

Was it a single?

[cursive pawn]

Nope triple

[ripe halo]

I pay less than 300 for a fairly big bedroom in a shared house

[warm spindle]

What bro.

I'm paying 12100 for a double rn.

[ripe halo]

Well...not anymore because they stopped offering. But in the last place was a great deal

[warm spindle]

Per year

[cursive pawn]

It had a private bathroom

[warm spindle]

Lucky bro.

[warm spindle]

Not worth.

[cursive pawn]

I think i was paying like 1800

[ripe halo]

Probably significantly less population and importance than where you are at

[warm spindle]

Community showers ain't even that bad.

[cursive pawn]

Yea but ILLC was cool tho i get to stay with all the cool international students

[ripe halo]

You get used to it after all those years having pe classes

[cursive pawn]

Do not go to callahan💀🙏🏻

[warm spindle]

Fake international students.

[ripe halo]

Why fake

[cursive pawn]

Indian friends used to cook chicken tikka masala every weekend

[warm spindle]

I know a guy that completely made up being from Sweden and got in.

[cursive pawn]

Good for bulking

[cursive pawn]

Bruh

[warm spindle]

And another but from Ecuador.

[ripe halo]

It is impressive, either that he made it , or that they didn't catch it

[warm spindle]

The administration is terrible at their job.

[cursive pawn]

My friend is waiting for them to accept

[warm spindle]

My advisor lied about some class being available during summer, so I have to take a much harder class in its place to keep my plan.

[warm spindle]

Tell him to go somewhere else.

[cursive pawn]

I meet with advisor just to get the pin then sign up for different classes she didn’t suggest

[warm spindle]

I got a scholarship to UIUC but it came in the mail after I already paid the ATD.

[cursive pawn]

It’s either new mexico or here

[warm spindle]

I would've been somewhere else.

[warm spindle]

Right I forgot. Tell him to go to the new Mexico military academy.

[cursive pawn]

Can i join the military after med school

[warm spindle]

No you'll get shot.

[cursive pawn]

As a way to end it

Become so successful there is nothing else to do

[warm spindle]

Successful nutrition student.

[cursive pawn]

He is in Michigan right now

[warm spindle]

Like just living there or going to school?

[cursive pawn]

Community college or whatever its called

[warm spindle]

Oh ok.

[cursive pawn]

He says whatever college transfers more credits he will go

[warm spindle]

Ohh yeah.

Our graduation rate is so low.

[cursive pawn]

Bruh why

[warm spindle]

Its probably all the people going into CS randomly.

[cursive pawn]

I thought it was high

[warm spindle]

And then finding out after frickibg around.

[cursive pawn]

He is in electrical engineering

[warm spindle]

Electrical?

Some people do that for no reason too.

Hopefully he is ready.

It's not that hard for me at least so far, but I've only heard negative things from others.

[cursive pawn]

He says it’s easier then computer engineering and did research abt jobs and stuff

[cursive pawn]

Abt electrical engineering?

[warm spindle]

Yeah.

[cursive pawn]

Bruh

[warm spindle]

Poor guy.

There is only computer and electrical engineering.

Not separate degrees. Both at once.

[cursive pawn]

I think there’s difference

[warm spindle]

Difference between?

[cursive pawn]

Oh wait it’s called electrical and computer engineering 💀

[warm spindle]

There is no electrical engineering degree or computer engineering degree. Only the electrical and computer engineering degree.

[warm spindle]

Yeah man.

[cursive pawn]

I guess he was talking abt cs

[warm spindle]

No CS is just easy.

If you can't do computer engineering you do cs.

[cursive pawn]

I mean he ain’t doing too bad right now

Finished first year with 4.0 in a shtty college that give you an F if the professor is angry

Or if u skip classes

[warm spindle]

Yeeee.

Entering with 4.0 will help.

I missed two of my finals first term lol.

And got 2 Cs but I came in with 4.0 so my GPA was still ok after that.

[cursive pawn]

I think i need to ask around for him i don’t him to get fuked here lmao

[warm spindle]

I'm in the only related major i think.

[cursive pawn]

He ain’t that interested in studying and school he just wants somewhere easy lmao

[warm spindle]

Maybe I could answer a few questions. 😊

That depends on how easy he finds things current.

[cursive pawn]

Ok thank u for help

Is professors good? And are classes easy

[warm spindle]

For me, ALL the math classes for the major so far are piss easy.

[warm spindle]

Some professors seem to not really teach that well.

But I think what a lot of people don't realize is that the learning is more dependent on you.

[cursive pawn]

Well he says he struggles with shtty professors that give him an f if he misses classes or turns things late and never give second chances

[green jungle]

btw you can always go to ratemyprofessor.com

[cursive pawn]

Yeaa ik

[warm spindle]

The worst professors are the ones that include unnecessary garbage to the curriculum like mandatory non academic assignments like discussions.

Most of the people on rate my professor don't try to learn on their own and blame their prof for everything, at least at this Uni.

And for the classes I've taken.

[cursive pawn]

And ive seen many professors without any ratings there because ppl here don’t even use it

[green jungle]

i tend to read like tens of reviews before making a decision

it helps that my college is quite large so that there's enough reviews

[green jungle]

does your college have a subreddit? you can try asking there

[cursive pawn]

Ok ill see if he has any questions later on and let you know👍😘

[warm spindle]

It does, it's a better alternative than ratemyprofessor.

[warm spindle]

Allright!

[topaz plaza]

Realm of the Dark. You and I?
I twist and fates shatter around the edges like marble. A thousand lives but yet I feel colder, now these miles separate. I'm dreaming of the nectar that is your touch. Myself as lonesome as the tide.

ouch

felt that

just some writing' thought i'd share

i do that a lot

its a poem...

btw cheers i m out

[fallen fern]

Explain

Ohhhhhh ok 😭

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[green jungle]

punishment

corporal punishment

[finite jasper]

I forgot how to spell broccoli the other day

[zealous glen]

At least theres no mobile legends there

...what did u think might be the anserw

[green jungle]

you spoke too soon!!!! mwahahahaha!!!

[zealous glen]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Im going amimimimir chat

Im tired bay bay

[grim edge]

hiii chattt

[dawn pilot]

Hiya

[drifting veldt]

meooww

[minor spoke]

👀

[grim edge]

Chocolate

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

Hehehe

[full sun]

;-;

ok

[digital phoenix]

squeal

[grim edge]

ion get it

wait

[umbral wind]

Yknow what we need

[tall blaze]

she had an affair

negative times negative equal positive

so she had an affair with the black guy in the mirror

[grim edge]

Is anyone into rap battling?

[royal imp]

Are you an ochem major

[warm spindle]

No.

[grim edge]

@lime lava

[royal imp]

So Math I take it

[warm spindle]

No.

[royal imp]

💀

[grim smelt]

play ne in chess someonee

[lament jacinth]

We literally have Eminem in this server and u chose the bean burrito

[grim edge]

I know, but I'm helping Mairos in his career.

[misty fog]

What's chess?

How to play?

[grim edge]

It’s hard being a thug

[lament jacinth]

@umbral wind Eminem show em how its done

[royal imp]

What level of ochem study are you on though.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oursi-cat-thuglife-gif-12418163

[finite jasper]

Who puts gitch and mitch before hitch 😭

[warm spindle]

I don't study ochem.

[royal imp]

What do you study

I asked cuz of bio

I ❤️ chemistry

[warm spindle]

Electrical and Computer engineering.

[grim edge]

I study pawgs

[royal imp]

Good for you

[last verge]

me too

[royal imp]

Let’s go

[finite jasper]

It’s not, because those are rarer words.

[lament jacinth]

Lalala

[finite jasper]

Not true. There are words that are in the “dictionary” but will not be the answer. They are just there to help people try letters

For example: gitch

They will never make gitch the answer, because it’s not a real word used in modern English

But you can use common sense to know that less common words are less likely to be the answer. “Gitch” won’t be the answer, so there’s no point in guessing it when you only need one letter

The only reason you would guess gitch is if you were doing it to clear letters

Not common, perhaps. But gitch is just not a word in the English language

It’s not like caulk, which one may have heard used before, but not commonly

It’s literally not a word in the English language

Same with mitch. It’s not a real word, it’s just a proper noun

Or just the fact that I’ve never heard of the word gitch before lol

You gotta trust yourself sometimes ✌️

Being a native English speaker should be enough, no outside help needed

Rare words, but words nonetheless

Gitch and mitch are nonsense collections of letters

But gitch and mitch don’t have meanings, unless you count slang and such that isn’t in common standardized dictionaries

Thus, they will never be Wordle answers

Alr I gtg but just ping me when gitch is the Wordle answer, ok?

I’ll leave you to it

[bright prairie]

eww iphone

[open charm]

I have used Linux since 1994 but even so I find Android to be the eww one

iPhone is like a hammer or a thermos
It just works

Got 6 years out of my iPhone 6S

[lament jacinth]

OLD MAN

[open charm]

[lament jacinth]

UR LIKE 40

[open charm]

Accurate

[grim edge]

Okay, enough yapping for today, Robert. 😅

[minor spoke]

Wtf 40

Also hi ppl i havent been here in a while

[lament jacinth]

Heh

[grim edge]

Hello

[minor spoke]

Busy with exams

[open charm]

[minor spoke]

Real tho

[minor spoke]

What field do u work in if u dont mind me asking

[open charm]

I own a small cyber security software company

[minor spoke]

W

[grim edge]

can you edit a picture for me? could remove the background? like your pfp?

look at my pfp it has grey background

[minor spoke]

Use remove.bg

Shud do the trick

[grim edge]

youre a saviour thanksss

[open charm]

I have been all over the place. For work Fedora, because my infrastructure usually based on CentOS (going toward AlmaLinux now though), but for personal- insert I use Arch meme here

That was my favorite for ages and I just got off it to use Fedora which I agree reads horribly

I use OpenBSD a lot if that gets me some points back

If you were to ask Linus this question he would berate you and make you feel small LOL

He hates distros and complains a lot about them historically

[digital phoenix]

im going to touch ur cpu

[tepid apex]

Hello peeps,,, and peeper

[digital phoenix]

what does that even mean

[peak plank]

Linux

[open charm]

He’s never been short on opinions

And they’re mostly all great

[digital phoenix]

are u raw

[minor spoke]

W

[grim edge]

play chess with me rapid unrated

[digital phoenix]

u suck

[solemn mist]

yo guys

[peak plank]

Doing good for the community 🔥

Oh wait this is cc server

meh whatever its still true

[digital phoenix]

lichess server is dogshit tho

dead 100% of the time

[peak plank]

thats the chess academy server

[digital phoenix]

yeah but just saying

[peak plank]

bonglord keeps it alive somehow

[spice idol]

what's the invite? I wanna join more chess servers

[peak plank]

just go to discoeverable servers

[digital phoenix]

chess academy looks nice

[spice idol]

idk if it's on the discord mobile app

nvm found the server tyy

[viral epoch]

I'm fresh

[digital phoenix]

i lost my eraser bro wtf

[viral epoch]

Bozo

[minor spoke]

Why 😭

[grim edge]

yo bro @tepid apex why did you leave? i wanted to play chess with you

[digital phoenix]

no u didnt

[grim edge]

omg is that the real ishowspeed

[digital phoenix]

no its i show sped

[plush raven]

shut uppppp holy

[simple depot]

finally its morning

[tepid apex]

Chess rules

Chess notation is needed to read books effectively

I have to learn chess because I want to beat my friend at the game of chess.

I am glad that I found this server.

[grim edge]

Welcome to the server! We should play next time.

[tepid apex]

Yes, that would be nice, but I am watching videos at the moment, but
I will be more than happy to play after I get a better grasp of how the move the chess peaces.

[grim edge]

I can help you with basic stuff.

Tomorrow, we will play. Gn

[tepid apex]

yes, I'll add you as friend

[grim edge]

More assertive

[tepid apex]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

dahlia u can barely move the pieces what are u on

[cursive pawn]

dahlia always says lets play tmr

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[grim edge]

I use my mind to move the pieces. Like some telekinesis

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-el-eleven-millie-bobby-brown-telekinesis-gif-16697207

[lament jacinth]

Real

[grim edge]

I sent you

[lament jacinth]

Ofc dahlia is saying goodnight at midday

[digital phoenix]

shes a scammer

[grim edge]

Sometimes i get busy and forget about things.

[digital phoenix]

tryna get me some car warranty

[lament jacinth]

Can u believe I was in this server for 5 mins yesterday and adelynn pops up and says this

[digital phoenix]

thats great

[cursive pawn]

It’s 10 am for dahlia💀

[grim edge]

@slate owl Erm whata sigma

[lament jacinth]

YES WE VE COMSUMED U WITH BRAINROT

[frail temple]

I would censor that.

[lament jacinth]

SKIBIDDI TOILEEEETTTT

[frail temple]

free speech can only get one so far

[lament jacinth]

Censor what

[frail temple]

censor your SS

[cursive pawn]

i mean that does rhyme with liya

[lament jacinth]

It's literally in the server

[grim edge]

I want the skibidi raaah papa. I think it’s like lyrics from a rap song or sum

[lament jacinth]

What the sigma, duke deniss mogged you so hard you resorted to skibiddi bars

[lament jacinth]

Not really

[cursive pawn]

liya inside ya ikea

[frail temple]

I have a Spanish oral exam tomorrow. sucks.

[grim edge]

What’s the title? Like theyre making machine gun sound

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-sigma-squidward-meme-tiktok-reaction-gif-574741893352575449

[open spade]

oral 💀

[frail temple]

dude asks a question on the spot

and I have to coherently answer using the correct tense

[digital phoenix]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne

[rocky epoch]

I saved this

[minor spoke]

Bruh wtf

[lament jacinth]

SKIBIDDI TAILET😫

[minor spoke]

Bro did punpun possess u wtf

[rocky epoch]

pun pun skibidi mogged her

and made her worse than she was

[minor spoke]

Sob

[lament jacinth]

PUN PUN is my skibbdi sigma rizzler who trained me to duke Dennis fanum tax people

[open spade]

Ok so the sigma is the ultimate Skibidi moger fanum taxed baby gronks rizz but will this bypass the opium barrier the werewolf has if the giga chad from Ohio wakes up from the slumber me might be able to use kai cenats rizz to fanum tax sigmas dingling which is hard asf but he has a chance to get mogged by the group leader sigma and get gooned to death but if the baby grimace interferes it would be a all out war again and cause the distraction of sigma vil which might lead to the end of the whole grimace from Ohio.

[frail temple]

bruh one of the questions for my oral exam is "What is a necessary trait for President Trump to have in order to be a good president"

[minor spoke]

😭😭

[cedar path]

What's the oral exam for

[frail temple]

Spanish

[cedar path]

Then why a political question

[frail temple]

bruh I'm from a blue state

What do you expect ---

[cedar path]

What's a blue state

[open spade]

good hair

[cedar path]

(Im not american)

[frail temple]

state that always votes democart

[digital phoenix]

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

[cedar path]

I think its super weird

[desert steppe]

Relatable

[lament jacinth]

School dress code warned you man

[digital phoenix]

real

[vestal basin]

[lament tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDgDci4KCNs

[iron barn]

Bros lost it

[open spade]

):

[violet tangle]

i get auto joined in random discord servers how do i fix it?

[warm spindle]

Delete your account, then delete discord, then throw your phone into a river, then move to Tibet, then train under a secret monk for 50 years.

[digital phoenix]

cry

[violet tangle]

......

[minor spoke]

Sit in peace and contemplate why u decided to use discord

[fallen fern]

Change ur password?