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Chat I’m pregnant
Yes actually
Almost thought you were one of em until I saw the pfp😂
im a hooligan for arsenal
Fk
A win against Bayern would have secured Tottenham a spot in CL but they let them down. Spurs returns the favor by making City win the league and Piers Morgan is losing it😂
lol y’all really think son was paid
Y’all lost premier league deal with it always next year
😂Kane mu t be really proud of him
Who
Son
Oh lol
Dw y’all win next year trust
I'm a City fan 🤝🏽
Wait fr ?
....
On God
football and you dare ping me
I thought u was a arsenal fan this whole time
Hello there
Football is more important than ur life
sorry server owner @glass kiln
guess the animal
The day Arsenal wins the league is the day Tottenham will win the league title
mantis
Dw just say Bayern on top
thorny mantis
i couldn't give less of a flying nutsack shit about football
Mantis?
big mantis
yes
leaf mantis
Arsenal was very solid this season actually if only they just figure out a way to stay on top
COOL thought so
this can camouflage in bushes as a twig
U don’t have nutsacks if u don’t watch football actually
oh wait
smh
its an edit
i thought its real
i don't
good one paul
wait hold up plot twist
Ngl they gave City a run for their money
Thank u neal
dude the plot twist 😭
what does that mean?
already ate them
Bro what
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST
shaking my head
okay shakes your head
😭bro really knows how to win in an argument
now what?
CRAZY
nothin
okay
SMH
Fr I thought arsenal was taking it plus I thought Bayern was cooked too but in the end it all didn’t work out
unshakes your head
@slate owl is that u
But that 5-0 is wild
Could u please tell me what he was saying
EAST KANYE
Going trophyles just like their rivals Tottenham only difference is one secured a spot to play CL next season
i forgot something along the line of especially mustache man
lol arsenal last won in 2004
Which moustache man please explain further
a austrian painter who failed
Hiya
this reminds me of hippopotamus
What’s his name
What, a CL trophy?
1945 guy
Nah prem
So many guys in 1945
dr heinz doofenshmirtz
the guy who started ww2
heisenberg
Ahhh ok ok
Damn 😂
no more joke opprutinities for u guys !!
Japan ?
no Saul goodman
Oh fr ?
It’s crazy I was thinking 2010 or sum
is that griezzmann as the pfp
dr greinfeld heisenberg
that breaking bad show was terirble
Who me ?
yes
thats based
the acting is terrible
Nah pretty sure Manchester United was dominating that era
Nah that’s Joshua kimmich

Is he a good person?
and I know you are supposed to separate art from the artist but the main actor (Hal from Malcolm in the Middle) is such a huge douche in real life its hard to take hi mseriously
hi
Yes they were
cool idk who that is
lol nice name
do you realise its a show with 9.5 imdb rating?? one of the highest rated show on imdb
anyone play 1v1
thanks
i just made up that name
taylor swift is the most popular musician in the world, ratings dont mean anything
ill give you 5 shows better than breakign bad
MY MOM DOES NOT EVEN KNOW HER
NEITHER DOES MY DAD
Bro prolly gonna say the office
The Knick, True Detective Season 1, Fargo season 1
Clown Chester United
play 1v1
?
No thank u
the office is terrible, its the most try hard comedy ive ever seen, Workaholics >>>>> the office
Are you the guy in pfp?
okay
for you maybe, different people have different opinions
What, efootball ?
for example people in the america are most likely to follow taylor swift more than messi or ronaldo
Nah mate
cool
i hate taylor
but outside america if you come to asia or somewhere there you will come to know almost no one knows about taylor swift
yes
play one v one sigma?
and everyone follows messi or ronaldo or any other football star or cricket or basketball star
unless it is someone from genz some of them will know
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1. b3 c6 2. Bb2 d5 3. e3 Nf6 4. g3 e6 5. Bg2 Bd6 6. Ne2 O-O 7. h3 Na6 8. a3 Bd7 9. d3 Qc7 10. Nd2 Nc5 11. Nc3 Rfe8 12. O-O Bxg3 13. fxg3 Qxg3 14. d4 Qxe3+ 15. Rf2 Qxd4 16. Nce4 Qxb2 17. Nxc5 Bc8 18. Na4 Qe5 19. Nf3 Qh5 20. Qd4 Rd8 21. Ne5 Ne4 22. Bxe4 Qxh3 23. Rg2 f6 24. Ng4 b5 25. Nc5 e5 26. Qd3 Bxg4 27. Nb7 dxe4 28. Nxd8 exd3 29. cxd3 Qxd3
smh
their choice
i just won a game of chess!!!!
why?
W
whats your rating?
547
bloody brilliant
play chess only
That's the f*ck around and find out guy from Twitter
first of all whats with that username
oh ok
perpetual donk?
Rapid?
<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate username
yes a 10 minute game
💀
Nice
i am a poker player originally, donk is an idiot in poker short for donkey
i got renamed to "vulgular username" when i changed my name to "hugh janus"
LOL
what?
i am sigma from ohio and i have rizz
what do u want from my name
FALSE
you cant believe my power 
nuh uh no sigma from ohio with rizz is a snitch
first of all i am also suspicious of that guy
his account was made 4 days ago, joined this server 3 days ago and doesnt have his account connected and also asking me for a 1v1 in chess.com
OHH THAT GUY
Yep
possibly a cheater
stop assuming this smh
sus
let them have the benefit of the doubt
sus fr, so i dont tolerate and straight up report
snitching smh
if he is cheating tho thats fine
not bad to snitch if someone is cheating
if he didnt have an inappropriate username i wouldnt report to mods but adding all that up i chose to do it
ok
Woah
?
how u got that role
i asked anitta
i am going to sleep chat
ok
cactus?!
Cringe role
shut up with ur pfp
Gm perry
i am perry but i changed my name
You shut up nerd
Grandmaster perry
Good night 👋
ah okay gn dude
good night have nice day/night guys :)
ok hater 
Fr
they be hating when im here chilling
Genshin?
they be hating when im here improving
no i dont play that shit 💩
real (im them)
Real
Neither do I 🤝🏽
Yeah I pre-registered for that game
It released for me
i was planning to play it should i?
bro is ahead of his time literally
I quickly uninstalled the game after beating those lizard dudes
Daily dose of bullshit part 64
what why
yes
I wasn't digging it
I found it pretty fun
Glad you like it
this is what i needed to start this day 🥹thank you so much
W

#successmindset
@lime lava
Hm
#achievemore
Where is my nugget?
What nugget
You
I gotta stop talking to myself fr
Little does he know
Im your alt
what game is this? looks like gayshit impact
We really have to play monopoly
i hate when people use palastenian flag everywhere
womp womp
What do u want us to say 
Ty for expressing your opinion
Why??
How can i help you??
I'm asian
You??
ur locking in too much u need sleep
Kanneda💯❗❗

@lavish verge waddup baba grill
how do i stream
Well you could join one of the vc and start streaming
You might need additional perms from mods
waddup forehead warrior
dragon deez nuts across your forehead
LMFAO
GOT HER LMAOOOO
did u know that hamood backwards is still hamood?
Enola is alone
deaherof is forehead
Roflmao

What
did u watch the amazing video i sent you?
sorry, when i looked at her my kenophobia kicked in and i got nervous @grim edge
what is kenophobia
google it
No thats time waste
yo wont know then
okay
Okay

@dahlia.x. I wouldnt have it
He did you dirty
Dont let it slide
helo guys
Who is this clown imposter
i came up with like 40+ of those the past week
I couldnt care less
Im talking to her
Let her respond
Calm is locked out?
hii chat
hi poop
meoowww
Yeah. I enjoyed watching it
Ew
Respond to the guy
He is talking about your massive forehead
Dont let it slide
Okay dolphin
What's the matter
Context
Okay, asser and macie you both are stinky and ewwie
Is that how you fight people?
No i just dont understand what u mean
I'm sorry but I'm hesitant to do it. I don trust apps, links, or files anymore.
you look like a kindergarten kid roasting
I can't help you with this
Fr
Help yourself
Dont agree with me piece of crap
"Me piece of crap"
we get it mario you're a piece of crap
no worrys
I get that you dont know english
Or your language
Only monkey signs
actwaly when you wanna write something and insult someone too
but are you good?
you should written dont agree with me , piece of crap
not Dont agree with me piece of crap
Looks like you're the dumb one here
Argument done , i win
game!
Over!
Mairos always win
Scorpios do
Not this time sadly
But not against me
Are you anxious?
Breathe in
Breathe out
You lost some time ago
Hush asser
what
who is this random
She said she from the island
leave a like, share and subscribe
actually dont
asser acts like this and then wonders why girls won't talk to him irl
uwu
complete opposite
He could act like this and be fresh
He is not
No sauce
He smells like sauce its different
oh I see, you act differently and girls don't talk to you irl. my bad
wat
what the rooten skibidi toilet
Like who
Uh
Lmao
huh?
Okay 10 year old dolphin
bro, I literally don’t know how to yap so if I let’s say try to yap like literally respond back to you with some trash talk or something I think I would just tell you something about your behavior and why displacing your emotions or whatever so it’s gonna be like psych call, psychology, kinda kind of type of conversation and probably I’ll just add some. I don’t know some quotes from the books that I read or some thing it’s gonna be so lame and this is speech to talk thing right now.
I say this with respect:
Get a better forehead then talk you're nothing you know nothing you're just a yapping yappachino Fat discord no life
i asked where is dahlia they said shes in the ocean , i say . Why? They say thats where dolphins live
lmao where in reddit did you get this?
and im not reading allat
Thats why you guys have no friends
The only friend you have is your pillow
and you simp on random discordians
let's all be professional here on discord
☝️
Okay "stuipd"
The only cupid i know is the song
Chat combined rn has 150IQ
bro are you 12
meooww
you're with us so it becomes 90 iq
lol
NO
he forgot to subtract bro
No
The fact that im with you makes it 150
Cause mine is 149
hi tophat duck !!!!
hi whismy
i can ask a toddler and they will say thats cap
thats whismy?
Why
Ok ill go eat while you are talking to toddlers
Cya later
cya
i'm despairing
my pet tuna could levitate
same. i look like i just slept on the school carpet for two hours. cause thats abt what i did
ok bye
It's called swimming or whatever
Asser, I dont know who trained you or how many yap battles youve faced, but i can tell that youre a certified yappachino.
i have a bad headache
no terry the tuna could float three feet clear of the ground
Hello chat
oh my god this chat is unreadable i need to go outside
Oh hell naw
its the darnedest thing. ask my buddy dave he'll tell you all about it
Dahlia , i finished school 10 times and you're still writing this
And yet your forehead only became worse
habe an ibuprofen maybe
😭 gimme abreak
I hope some Italian-German drummer guy will save me from Asser's evilness
Dahlia texts like a grandma
Real shiz
Asser? Evil?
Okay dolphin girl
Yep fr
Hunter Thompson? What?
Im the most innocent guy here 😔😔
oh nvm
Pls explain lmao
meoooww purrr meow meow :3
I’m the most guy rn
Ah okay now it makes sense
cool
ew leave this server
meow meow meoowwww purrr
We need to ban this kind of people from earth
Dahlia will be back with vengance...vengeanse..ohh shi...vengense..uhh okay, vengeansce...you know with revenge
do more than just survive 🙏
meooowowwwww mroww purr pur
I am vengeance , i am the night
Vengeance
I AM , BATMAN
@last verge meeeooowwww purrr meow meow mrrrppp
Brro leave this server pls
if you learn how to crochet a sweater i will
meoowwww purrr
my grandpa knows how
:3
whats ur username bro
and then mail the crocheted sweater to me
does rhat work
no eat shiz

then i aint leaving schmuck

Thank you so much!
fork you
who has the highest rating here
schmuck. schmuck schmuck
If I could choose to be any superhero, than Batman would be last place😂 why the hell would I choose to be a hero with daddy issues and a fetish for bats. Only thing he has is money
meeoowww
bro is 1000
purrrrrr meow meow meow
Id chose spiderman
ap biology tomorrow
And I’m done with this world
idek how im connected connected. i shouldnt be
meowwww :3
I HAD MY APs DELAYED 💪💪💪💪💪
mrrpppp
meow meow meow :33
okay, wonder woman
you could pick some better song lyrics
whismy why are you on that acc
Go back to where you came from
Tbh I’d choose flash. Never too late for work again xD
huh?
Break your container
maybe other people meow huh why do u think im whismy
Ayo😭
I'm the only one worthy of having a container
meeooww
Go to therapy
photoshopped ‼️‼️‼️‼️
caught in 4k
meeoowww purrrr
WOOOF WOOF BOWOWOWOW ARF ARF
ruff ruff BARK ggrrrrr
Chess and intellect aren’t two things that go hand in hand seemingly
I hate you. Why have you done this to me
meeoowoww purrrrr mrow mrow
frankly i thought it was funny
they never have
I find it hilarious, and that's the problem
Everyone should go back to where they came from
fortunately u have neither 🙏
I only learned this when I joined this server
I still have 30 minutes in my shift, then I can go back home
I suck at both ik
Individuality is bad
huh?
Agree?
no
ur like 1800 bro. youd clear 99.999% of the earth's population 😭
individuality in expression is great
Well like it or not you will lose your individuality in about 70 years probably
meeoowww purrr
well yeah I'll be dead in 70 years
You will go back
mrrrpppp meow meow
Your container will be dead yes
I’m actually 2000 (but I lost to a 1500 a few times and found out in the end the games were rated FML)
so like.... 99.9999% 😭
whatever you're smoking, can I please have some
Still I suck
WAIGT ELI MITZU PLS
You don't believe me now but you will be thinking about this when you desperately do not want to go back and yet you are forced
theyre gone. womp womp 😭
womp womp
womp womp
bro has some weird delusions about life after death
the real answer is, none of us know what happens after death until we die
You're wrong on that
I do, but I won't tell you
according to what?
Myself
😂
I had an NDE
was your NDE due to asphyxiation
0 consciousness
Thought I was gunna be unconscious during surgery bro wtf
By the sweat of your brow will you have food to eat until you return to the ground from which you were made. For you were made from dust, and to dust you will return.
Yea well you'll just go back to the hivemind
Radios made of meat
what was the cause of your NDE?
I see I see. How do you know that what you experienced was real and not your subconscious (like when you dream)?
You're ranting too much about your delutions
Out of body experience but I confirmed with my surgeons what happened

Eyes were closed
Doesn't matter you'll be forced to realize it
That means a lot
Just think about it for a second
the surgeons confirmed you were leaving your container? 😂
No I just told them about stuff in the surgery
When I close my eyes I also die sometimes
bro huffed too much nitrous oxide
Sometimes I dream
Fascinating
And visualize things
Tell me about it
As long as your body is functional you will not leave so you can be unconscious indefinitely however once it breaks you will go back
The brain is a radio no new consciousness is eve made its just separated
I hope I wasn't one!
WELL maybe I should say 'strange'
Of course not you're no one!
That makes a ton of sense!

:3
I played 40 3+0 games today within less than 5h 
Typical tilter

It takes a maximum of 4 hours
Yes
But that's assuming with no breaks
Plus starting another game

But 4 hours is still brutal
Chat is this real
Some one up for game
On skibidi
Ffs
LeDragonBallZ!
is hikaru a bad person
he can be annoying, but I haven't seen anything that would make him a "bad person"
promoting gambling
i love gambling
Is there anyone that is good?
hi mitzuuuu
Hai Whismy
:33
meeoowww
lol

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MRRRRP MRRROWWWWWWWW PURRRRRRR
lol mrow
just had the worst feeling in the world, stepped into a cockroach while trying to wear my sandles to use the bathroom at 3 in the morning
fabiano caruana
recent allegations of him dating a 17 year old
allegations
yeah gotta wait for them to be resolved
isn't 18 of age?
well 17 is legal in NY so he didn't commit any crimes, it's just gross
but i mean he's older so yeah
its legal but doesnt make it right
how does a 31 yr old dating an 18 yr old sound
not good lol
18 doesnt js flip a mental switch
Like, I'm 27
im 28
I couldn't feasibly see myself dating anyone younger than 22-23
i would have 0 interest in an 18yr old
huge difference in maturity, development, where people are in life, etc
even 20 year olds are basically still kids
If I was 27 itd be 25 min
i dont date
I do sometimes, just hard to find the right person
whats bumble?
dating app
good
just havent met the right person
oh
oh you still wanna get married?
yeah of course
I'm not sure if I want to get married or not.
I'd imagine if I met the right person it would be an easier decision
my fiance passed away and I learned an awful lot at the same time (years ago)
:(
I def dont and I couldnt see myself changing my mind
sorry for your loss
thats sad man hope ur better
only time something similar happened to me
sad
the person I was dating when I was 19-20 went on vacation in sweden
he was murdered while he was there :/
wow
damn
that's terrible
yes
it's life
sorry for your loss
appreciate it.
ha, cool so lets talk about (almost) anything else
MEEOOWWW
worse
Yes
anything much?
?
I'm into everything but opera's just such a slow genre for me
I only listen to one artist
Absolutely
Me?
yeh
buckethead?
I don't know who else has enough albums that id listen to only them if i had to
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theres so many people listening to rap nowadays
i didnt mean yeat i meant in general
i didnt know yeat was a thing
I don't like rap much
you're all so hip
💀
honestly I prefer listening to other genres as well
What genres
im mainly a fan of pop, rnb, soft rock, and edm
@muted moat heard of Inzo?
yeah
tru
Nice
the guy that made overthinker right?
Anyone know how to get past 1200? Kinda stuck
honestly i just got past 1200 to 1300 after an 8 month plateu like 3 days ago
wana here something odd
what worked for me was coming up with plans and also tactics
?
my puzzle rating legit went up like 600-700 points and now im losing half my games and going WAY down in rating
so i guess puzzles dont mean much
are you burnt out?
Tilt
yeh
Damn
ah thats odd because i remember when my puzzle went from 1100-2000 i went froom 800 rated to 1100 rapid
My puzzles are 500
btw guys i said earlier but may have missed this is sigmund i closed my other chess accnt on c.com and now am starting fresh
wait why?
major my puzzle rating is like maybe 1500 at best on chesscom
My puzzles is 3k but that doesn't mean jack shit
other websites its around 2k
Mine are 852 because I dont have premium so I dont do them. But at least I dont have to flex with trash puzzle ratings as other players do lmao
honestly i feel like lichess puzzles are way better tho
They arrrr though
i get what you mean in the higher ratings they are definitly good

but lichess puzzles just require such deep calculation
yeah lichess puzzles higher rated are great
want to play a game cupid?
we could
Same I can do 3 a day
Feels like an iq test ngl
if you want you could have time odds
xD
Actually it basically is
so if thats true something will click for me soon
This is the Chess.com profile of thedivineleo. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1308 (1346 peak)
Blitz: 879 (909 peak)
Bullet: 580 (588 peak)
if anyone wants to play
says i was unable to challenge
it's cause i need to play a game first to break out of rating camp
ah unfortunate
let me do that we'll talk
I wanna become GM
were all on the same boat xD/
Here since you guys are cannibalistic herbivores https://youtube.com/shorts/rlmdZgABlAE?si=eHf20a9GQ17QTuoM
hey char
I am now emo
What's your elo
Oh
that guy was 1430
I just watched the YT video that Chef sent. Testing if it's effective 😭
wth
Feel loopy asf
Get some sleep
I can't because my kidneys hurt
:(
the absolute yapping masters
Drink some water
the most fluent yappanese speakers to ever exist
I drink a glass and it goes right out in 3 mins
:(((
at least not a loss
right!
I think I'm not gonna be able to play good enough to become even a 800
Stfu
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1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. a3 Bxc3+ 5. bxc3 b6 6. Qc2 Bb7 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bh4 c5 9. Nf3 d6 10. e3 Nbd7 11. Bd3 O-O 12. e4 Qc7 13. Bxf6 Nxf6 14. e5 dxe5 15. Nxe5 Rad8 16. O-O cxd4 17. cxd4 Rxd4 18. f4 Qc5 19. Kh1 Rfd8 20. Rad1 Be4 21. Bxe4 Rxd1 22. Rxd1 Rxd1+ 23. Qxd1 Nxe4 24. Qh5 Nf2+ 25. Kg1 Nh3+
Cheese
one of the highest accuracies i’ve had in a long time
SpidermAn is fast but has other stuff than just speed
😭 nooo i saw the YT video
It's really not effective
And if that was in an irl fight
your opponent would laugh at you and leave
oh man I got no reasons yet I'm down mentally
I think you can hit 800
im not sure
U got any tips I'm hardstuck 1200
Play better
im that
How
?
lol
but how do you sense less
💀
relatable 🙇
ok
real
true

Namaste
I’ve only just now realized that stupid is spelled wrong in your name
that's funny
Relatable but catgirls for me
are you asking me a questioN? BRuh
You like cat gorls?
YOU
Yall are weirdos
Firls*
Firls yup
holy battle of yappington
weird or what?
At least I'm honest with myself
What’s weird
at least i'm frank
Yall
yall stfu
What’s weird about us?
Yeah
me
kirby is cool kekw
You'd have to be a madman not to like catvirls
Everything
oh pancake
Name a specific thing
haha
What does kekw mean
idk
Literally everything
This is kekw: 
i like doge
Laughing?
You can’t name a specific thing because you’re just yapping
kdying eof klaughing wrightnow
but that litteraly means kekw
Name is asser because that’s where you talk from
like you just described it
👍
not knowing a thing that can be any thing is kekw
Goodmornig chat what are we talking about
but now you know that thing
Catgirls
Catboys and catgirls
so kekwrak
Im having brain damage from this rooten people
Ah
Time to leave.
You already had brain damage
Smh good one.
Im not you
I know, I have a functioning brain
Lol
exactly
Bro just roasted himself 😭
You're dumb you wouldn't get it
Squad edit from a game session eith the boys yesterday
He's a bit confused,but he's got the spirit.
Nah you just cant come up with a good roast and wont admit it
:3
I guarantee no one there knows what gosu means
What is this game
to be tribal
In korean it means skilled in online games
Oh you actually do, I’m impressed
Mobile legemds bang bang pretty famous in asia.
Thx!
I've lost interest
Are there cat virls?
If you can correctly tell me what a smurf is, I’ll be extra impressed
I think thats just general knowledge...
Is it?
is this iq test over yet?
The type of high rank guys tomake a new low rank account to destroy amateurs and increase their ego?
Nope. Incorrect
Some even trashtalk in that tier to feel good about themselves
i neither comprhend or understand any of the words I use
Oh well
A smurf is just a second account. No intent to play in low rank required
Thats an alt.
The original smurfs made new accounts so they could play against high rank people
But anyways no need to argue anout anything
So I'm a smurf?😢
Play for the memories not for the girls
Yall are special
its more generally used to describe a second account made to play low rated people
Two people were so good at warcraft 2 that everyone who faced them would just leave, so they made new accounts called Papa Smurf and Smurfette
Thanks.
:3
I'd rather sleep
They made the new accounts to play against top rank people
bro's preach
What yall pronouns
relatable
A full squad vs a full squad
What is this game
Perfect.
Mlbb,am guessing you're not asian
What's mlbb
Mobile legends bang bang
Is it popular
A very trash game
Oh its trash
yep

