#💬〡general-off-topic
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I'm a flower, you're my bee
It's much older than you and me
I'm in love, I'm alive
I belong to the stars and sky
i am not a bee i think
ok
cool
shawty cooked me again
perry there's a reason why ur dad left you
bro got flabbergasted
i thought it was because of the milk

Use hand made milk

Does lichess save your games?
yes.
💀
where
ur GYAAAAAATTTTT
CHat is boring some people ruin it
chat is boring
HELLo
Lmfao what
Hi
My teeth would disappear 😭😭😭😭
Flood the chat with hasbullah gifs
it will destroy ur gullet and ur stomach
do not eat bricks :)
FAKE
Hasbullah's nemesis
hasbullah over whatever that is
hasbullah wins
Evangelion genesis reference?
brock lesnar died
RIP
congestive heart failure
guesss it from the orange juice RIP vanilla gorilla
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justin gaethe struggled against a one armed man in WSOF as well
i love the freakshow fights
Yo chat
hello dopo
hi guys
Bro, I hope somebody sends the scripted and goofy WWE fights
hi chat
im depressed
I'm sorry to hear that, Bateman
My words won't do anything to make you feel better.
Sup
Yo man being depressed is not okay, and you can work towards improvement everyday🤙🏽 as long as you know that you’ll get there💪🏽
im on 17 psychiatric meds and im still depressed
Meds suck man
A friend of mine is on antidepressants and it hurts to hear her talk abt her life
fluoxetine wellbutrin lamotrigine lithium adderall vyvanse clonazepam gabapentin olanzapine vraylar parnate mirtazapine temazepam testosterone buspirone lunesta and magnesium for sleep
God damn
Okay it’s not all bad medicine tho
just kidding JESUS is my only drug
Ngl that’s something you gotta keep short term
Amen! Lmao
No way💀
yes
Good to hear
what you see comin after you
(id be scared)
hi chat
@grim edge ur skin is smooth & clear btw. and youre wonderful
and alexander pope is an amaIng poet u have great taste
https://link.chess.com/play/4XPntd
grindin on a new acc join if anyone wants to
tf
is this glaze chat?
Sometimes
they just have great taste in poetry
not to mention an excellent and well thought out skin routine
I'm just joking :p
https://link.chess.com/play/y6IfVv
grindin on a new acc join if anyone wants to
no!
hey mitzy
I’d like to win
sup
Bye
Hi weird chat
hi
Weird pfp
Goofyahh pfp
Hi weird mod
I’m cool
hi cool im dad
Okay I asked.
Hi
I am not sure Whether I am dyslexic or not because I am having trouble reading hindi (which is my native language) but not in English and I am too afraid to ask my parents 😢😢😢
write a short letter to santa and send it here. i will say of youre dyslexic or not
@grim edge when will u become a mod btw
I dont think I want to be a mod. If I become a mod, I can't be cringe and goofy.
but I think I can be the Super Duper Chat Manager
Good luck with that
That role doesnt exist lmao
Maybe they make one for you
You can be cringe and goofy look at me
Even if she wants to be mod
she wont be mod
Yep bast meows in voice chats
u never know
No im sure
blast became a mod unexpectedly too.
Who is blast
??
Bastoura
Well he qualified for a mod
bro tryna be smart now
Yoo
Sup everyone
Exactly my thoughts
Haha
You are 100% cringe and 10% goofy. I am always cringe and always goofy. Plus, no one will dare to snitch on snitchables. No one will give sound and genuine solicited pieces of advice on some people. Most importantly, they won't be able to talk about my forehead.
ok dolphin
See? They won't say stuff like this 😂😅♥️
no I would still say it
U dont know what happend yesterday in vc
ok you mean, Richie my bestie?
Shut up with respect.
ok freddy
wrong chat ig
bro 
stfu
<@&745328830649991179> is this guy locked out? why can he join VCs?
This bar is evil
YOO can smoke one help me real quick
@smokeone wya this guy needs help
Very skilled
hes cracked
@mild apex do u still play chess
hiii chat
who are u
bit of a deep question for a first meeting
How do I get the 500-999 role ?
big yeetus
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
Thanks.
Any1 wanna play chess
hi guys im ˞
what
no longer
sleepy
im just _ _ now
wrong spelling for the role
im unpingable
Locked out users can't join VCs, but they may be able to stay in there. Doesn't seem to be in VC anymore.
He left the VC I was in earlier.
this is better
Yea, rarely
I play bullets
Chess roulette
makes sense
Eh
What did u do to urself
And whats this
Discord people are ewwiee
U just happen to be a discord person
ur the only discord person
a religion*
Wait whered u get the banner and pfp from
internet'
🤯
yes
no
yes
Happy Birthday
shanghai and spaghetti lang sapat na
You're correct-
Me want
Just imagine she went to my house just to get spaghetti and Shanghai 💀
What is that
supposed to be lumping Shanghai but it looks like a different dish
oh, you
hi chat
Looks like a caesar cipher maybe
If I didn’t just shut my laptop off I’d chuck it in cyber chef
Hello everyone
no
If I can think of the first word I can probably get the rest
Only word I can think of is eye
Then idk
Cool
Looking through my old ss's
Me as an 1100 on his way to play Rd8 and hang his winning pawn (pretend the rook isn't pinned)
Postional binds are so so nice
Holy Jesus you still exist
hi hungry
Have you considered eating something
ikr? i spent two weeks straight in the hospital
i like ur name
Skill issue fr
Blocked messages are bugged. Each time I expand and collapse it clones the message
Having people blocked is truly a sign of weakness 🙏
for real
either a caesar cipher or some simple transposition cipher, or vignere
oh somebody already cracked it
yeah they did
"i dont care"
Couldn't agree more
what
LOL WHY WAS THAT MODDED??
oh .
yikes
ammi pgyflka hgyf bmhnlka xdlb. vmwm. tf lhu rmrm xdlb bdmghi vj pzlohu jzbu
yup
honestly id just try to brute force it
its just a transposition cipher
albeit multiple applied
you can kinda logic these out
it means there is a one-to-one correspondance for each letter
for example, since vj = be, then you know every v in the string is decoded to a b, and every j is decoded to an e
so like ABCDEF -> QWERTY is a transposition cipher, because A becomes Q, B becomes W, etc
sorry i mean a substitution cipher
transposition is smth else
nah
<3
gl
least deranged alvin and the chipmunks fan
Pick a lane, bro
My mod role dictates that I must suggest others confess their weaknesses
The milky way thing is funny because that’s basically the origin myth in egyptian mythology
what 💀
Read about Atum and the origin of the universe 💀
You know what I think I'll save money for not buying eye bleach
😂
Hi chat
Hewwo
Whys it dead today
@storm sandal hi ur cute wanna date
u miss 100% of the shots u dont take
U hit better shots if u wait patiently
nah
and get none of the shame of missing
hi chat. meeoowwwww
@everyone who else wants to join
Meow >:3
:3
Woof woof, arf arf arf
Quack
Mooooooooooo
Honk honk honk
I’m running out of animal noises
abyssional started acting weird, now ive seen everything. Except for neurolink being weird
mrrooowwww
When have I not been weird
no (o)-words
OH SHIT NEURO
idk u never struck me as a weird person
Hwere neuro
I’ll take that as a compliment then 
😐
coclatte why the reaction
coclatte is crazy
@upbeat viper MEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i missed the h letter key
@upbeat viper mrooww meooww purrrrrrrrrrr
now say "neko neko nii"
neko neko nii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew no I’m not a weeb
R u touching grass currently
Oh congratulations finally
Neuro.
Can you make #💬〡chess-talk chess related?
Chat we have a problem
No we don't.
@worthy yarrow wants uwu to be banned. I think we should uwu spam them
brother you cannot say this after disclosing you are 27 years of age
I’ll do whatever I want 
UwU
UwU
For every kill you get I'll give you an U-wu!



frankly im sad i didnt even last a year
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@upbeat viper do the hormones call
hey bruh why are you doing it too
why are you uwupressing me
uwu
there's no way I can prevent you from doing it, so I'm just trying to tell you guys that it's not good
thiscrimination
no
forgive him, uwu, for he knows not what he does
yesh
yeah
hi
hi
Where can I get one of those ?


What’s it mean
bro should probably stop talking
@grim edge I suggest you delete the gifs you sent. They are not p13
They are pg
They are workout gifs
Creepy old man who watches korean girls get dressed has entered the chat
🤢
Must have the happiest wife ever
@fleet scroll are you into men?
Yup
Delete it now
😹
Definitely old
@grim edge What’s your problem
You, obviously
@fleet scroll that person is a cyber bully
You just have a victim complex
Not really
War on christmas mfs when they get called a snowflake
@fleet scroll aren’t you the one who acts like your choice to live in financial mediocrity destined by extraneous factors and not just your own laziness or lack of intelligence ?
How does one even live on 55k?
Huh? I make over double the median income in my area
Median income for a single individual in my city is 24k
I spend 40k a year on vacations
Median household is 38k
How does one summer?
A decent watch costs like 10k
How do you even tell time ?
You can’t be American I guess
I summer by going over to visit family, grilling food, spending time outside, and walking by the lake
Sounds pretty fulfilling to me
In fact, I’m taking a week off next month because my brother is coming home to visit before he gets deployed
So we’re going to have a big family cookout
Oh I just check my phone or the digital clock I designed and built
Why does anyone need a 10k watch
You don’t
bro does all that and still says the (u)-word
ugandan knuckles?
@green jungle they can be investments
People try to fill their empty, miserable lives with material goods
UwU
@green jungle after maxing out separate Ira with 66k buying rentals doing cd notes not a bad place to store wealth
I'll let you know when you're ready to listen
@grim edge bye bye
I don't get how that's possible
@fallen valley bye bye
How what’s possible
Well that's after you've built a lot of wealth up, most people aren't going to need a 10k watch for anything
Any wealth I generate right now is getting reinvested into skills
Since certifications are a couple thousand each
Then when I have enough skills I’ll make more money (hopefully remote) and then I can go to the UK
Also Ireland, also spain
But for now, I just vibe
that you say it
What’s wrong with saying “uwu”
indescribable amounts of cringe
hi chat
can't do that for (u)-word type of cringe
Yes uwu can dowo it
Y'all are brain dead
I don't want to do it either
(u)-word will always be cringe
I killed a roach :D !
well i'm not allowed to say it
Why not
so I just refer to it as that
uwmbrella
** **
I'm just not allowed
Why not
I'm just not
Hi
Hi
Hru
Y at gun point ?
Oh no the furries got him
no
I got burgers on my mind
I was just told that I shouldn't be saying stuff like that
“Stuff like that”
And you know why ?
yes
What kind of stuff is “uwu”
Dumb shit
words of the sigmas
because they don't want me doing it
I am the sigmaest male
Who tf the voices in your head ?
it's in a group of emoticons that I'm not allwoed to use
same with the (o)-word and various emoticons that have a mouth that using 3
no not that
uwu owo :3

I had a male gym teacher
Didn't
Me either
I had in middle school tho
And now in hs
We had the Math teach and the PE teacher who were men
mmeeeooowoww
I did
God dam i slept at 8pm and woked up at 11:49am
I'd say it was a heavenly sleep but this headache after waking up..
human flag
helo
hi google
Hi weird chat
hi
hey
@upbeat viper v have question so idk #friends-of-the-server
Hi Bast
can i talk here even if im bad at chess....
hi t
Use /connect
whats that
We all are bad so don't worry about it :)
listen buddy, you do not need to be good at chess to be able to talk about it
lmfao ty ty
this server is for everyone to talk and improve
By /connect you can connect your chess.com account here!
gulp
Yes!
connect for free candy
why cant I talk in any opf the calls
🍬
you need to /connect
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I wish I could eat that 
lol 🍬
How do I eat that v?
hmm
I cant connect
bot is down
I connected
Yes
No yet
still cant talk tho
wait for <@&960513274946940948> to show up
so the bot hands out the roles, but i think the bot is down rn so it cant hand out the role
sick
Maybe @worn ice need some rest after Working more then 90 hours xD
Anyone online here?
yes
V how was your exam?is that over? :)
no.. not yet. i still have five more
Ah 
yep
Okay v I am going to study chess now. See you :)
Now im here alone..
God is always with you
okay mohit! i’m going to finish up on my last assignment. good luck studying, and remember to take breaks 
Okay v! Thanks! I will make sure to take break.
And after you done make sure to sleep 🙂
yes, i will sleep as early as possible today 
bruh its ded chat I thought off topic is active but... -_-
same like #💬〡chess-talk
most of them are at school or asleep
but I have summer vacation
doesn’t mean everyone does
isn't it may and june for them?
not everyone takes a break at those months
ohk jit stupid
or maybe they have a life
like u
i have one, do not worry
O
helo
I think about that interaction about once a week
oh wow. that’s pretty often
stupid bee
nice to know
👹
Hello everyone 👋 🤗
👺
helo
my comp is in jul 27th
how is training going?
is that good or bad lol
neutral
what total r u going for
i failed 460lbs deadlift😭 then re tried it with straps and got it
yo that is about 210 right
500kg+ would be nice
yea i did 220 before
tbf i did a grip challenge before the deadlift
😭
max time with bw bar hold
omg i hate that so much LOL my hands went numb doing those
lmao same
i think the dreams of being top 100 in world are gone
Hi
esp after that fail
😂
climbing mfs
bruh they really have some strong tendons or something lol
was never good at that climbing stuff
idc
No lactic acid build up
mlbb
oh
Can u do this
nothing
i have never done one at this RPE though
Lmaoo
it was like 10 RPE
Ppl telling me i should start climbing
ig
whomstve
I have not figured out a diff game to main
elite climbers gotta be like 50-60kg so i was like nahhhh fam
Esp after holding 190kg with my fingertips
Isn’t magnus like 70
i thought that is fine because i do that as well
like deliberately
If you can hold it its fine lmaoo
well bro is like all muscle lol
he is so good at distance running too smh
Doing multiple sports is way too hard for me
he mentioned he just runs a little bit for the cardio but is so fast lol
he said he is not very good (compared to elite runners
)
Bro is a triathlete in secret
bruh do u know the track and field people who do the 10 event thing
Like crossfit
decathlete or something
nope they are actually good though
crossfit is like astrology
They are actually good
good description of not a crossfitter

the goal of crossfit seems to be just cutting as many corners as possible
idc
The dude in the back of the pic i see him like EVERY time i go tot he gym.
lmaooo same
i told him to close the blinds the other day
Does he control them or smthn.
Hello 👋
He works there
ohhhhh
owodragon
ok
Ok
what happened yesterday 🤔
Daily dose of bullshit part 42
Lol it kinda fits though
🎀
cement
Is that you
blud lol
why
No
cringe
Anyonghaseyo
Cringe
Hello everyone 👋 🤗
👉 ⚾ ⚾ 👈
?
Sup homie
💀
Means hello
Hey
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
Ok
Okay 👍
Don't mind him he's a 🤓 🤓
Ok
Don't lie
Alr fine
🥱
Procurement of ire?
Sup
H
hello
holy shit my printer can finally print
I am at my prime rn bud
really
maybe u never know 👀
maybe u already fell off
ouch
by 400 bullet elo
that was provisional it was never meant to be 400
too late u reached it and u fell off so ur cooked
(Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do)
Day n nite
i twisted my ankle so i cant study now
Nice 💀
Play with me then
I'll show you the talent of losing in different ways😼
Btw are you free rn to play 3+0? @vague burrow
later
Anyone want to play chess with me
ew 500 elo
Ah ha
I am not good at chess
Bruhhh dont worry i also not legend in this gake lmao 💀
Nice 💀
Can I send you friend request?
Yeah im noobie honestly 🥲💀
I am also noob
Ohk
🎊
🙌
any 1200+ wanna aplayayayayayya
so start grinding ur games
is that leg
what
Sleep
1200 + how much?
how do I get that role
no way chat became active
what's ur elo
i did 
im trying to find someone like 1700
i just woke up
I'm a retired 1590 take it or leave it
😭
dude that happened to me as a kid
when trying to get stuff out of a tree
Friend of server or VIP?
Here #💬〡chess-talk message
you had no enemies
the tree was my enemy
Daily dose of bullshit part 43
Okay v :) good morning. I hope you will have a good day!
Daily dose of bullshit part 44

why is evil lebron just blacker than normal? 😭
eepy
ok i wont :)
a FEMBOY?
But I'm indian
so? 🤔
Skibidi fortnite balls
:33
maturity is when you don't click on posts Like these
I have a feeling that you clicked on it
I disnt
Not that goofy ass "maturity is when you...." Typa shit 🙏

@grim edge xD
Daily dose of bullshit rewind
complete the lyrics:
There are a 104 days of summer vacation
"Maturity is when"😃👆
And school comes along just to end it
the audio is so fried i could barely make out the lyrics
@rough python ok I forgot next
that's the good thing about low quality videos
But the annual problem for our generation is findin a good way to spend it
we could do a whole lot of stufflike maybe..
Building a rocket
giving a monkey a shower
bro i keep making up this banger song melody while laying in bed but forget it after waking up
too far 
what makes me sad that it was actually really good
fighting a mummy or climbing up the eiffel tower*
or finding drunkensteins brain
fighting a wha
pain, i even play the piano so i could note it down if i remember 😭
discovering something that doesnt exist, or giving a monkey a shower
pyramid mummy '_'
😂
ok i forgot the next part
frick this lemme copy that shit gimme a sec
so stick with us (i think) cause phineas and ferb are gonna do it all (2x)
There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
'Til school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
This could possibly be the best day ever
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day
Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster
Or skiing down a mountain of beans
Devising a system for remembering everything
Or synchronizing submarines
Racing chariots, taming tiger sharks
Constructing a portal to Mars
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree
Or wailing away on guitars
This could possibly be the best day ever
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
A million and six times better
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is gonna be a great day
Let's put our heads together and design a master plan
We may miss dinner but I know mom will understand
We've got our mission and some pliers
Yogurt, gumballs and desire
And a pocketful of rubber bands
wait there's a full version?
did u even watch the show
the full version never played man 😭
haha
🥶
Hello everyone 👋 🤗
"Yeah Mr.White YEAH SCIENCE!"
@rough python hey
👋
Lmoa
What are you doing?
talking to you
Nice keep going 👏 👍
uh okay so what are your hobbies?
I am good at drawing and singing
And your hobbies?
yo that's pretty cool
Yeah
I exercise and draw pixel art
I love Pixel art
what type of art you do?
@rough python how old are you
Sketches
I prefer staying anonymous
Are you boy right ✅️
yes.
Hi
@sonic vapor are y grill
I am smart 😎
Maybe
😂😂😂
@grim edge That creature is here 😭 I just can't lmao
what creature?
Hikaru I hate you 😑
In THE BEGINNING THE God created Adam and eve
Big brain 🧠
in... in the beningi -
?
in the Beningin- benigining..
you're talking about humans aren't you
"in the benjamin franklin"
Wait who said I'm talking about humans?
as an atheist,ur lying.
what creature are u even talking about then?
Zara maybe
Nice keep going 👏 👍
hampter
I summon @mighty saffron
hampter
can u show me some of ur sketches?
:3
Food


is that the guy from rhett and link
Actually I am in train

blud aint getting attention with this one 🗣️

W argument
👍
ur not in train rn
Right?
I can track ur current location
So where I am ?
@nocturne elk hey remember that time you called the teacher "mom"
Rajasthan

im sure thats a blunder
Nope
😡
sorry but ur current location says so 🙏

Jaipur right?
@nocturne elk how do you handcuff someone who only has one arm?
Nope
are you even sure if he lives in india or not?
I am in udaipur
nop ur currently in jaipur rn
if you accidentally call the teacher mother, you can save this by adding the f word
It's a she
And yeah she lives in jaipur rajhasthan
I am 🔥🔥
No I am not
She*😭
you cuff his wrist to his neck
@nocturne elk remember when you said "I love you" to the teacher in front of the whole class?
why did i get so many replies a millisecond
Big brain
I didnt know 😭 this is the first time im meeting her
i must have an extra electron bc ion rmbr allat
You just ASsuMe HER GENDA?!💯❗❗
Yes I did,what are you gonna do about it?
@vestal basin nope
Gonna make her cry ig
cancelled
What?
😭🙏no need to lie
ur discord account is hacked
Blud just randomly replied me😭
no way someone cries over misgendering them 💀
@vestal basin what ?
How?
ain't that hard tbh 🙏😭
+You are not careful abt accounts
Why you tagging me randomly i didn't done anything 😭
@nocturne elk do you know what happens if you lose your pen?
me discord delete kar rhi bye 👋
I hate everyone
bro got the questionaire from ohio
Me making good choices in life:
no pen = no notes taken 🤔
OH i know that story LOL
no notes = no study
if you lose your pen you end up dying
guys if the barber cuts the hair of people who don't shave themselves, if he cuts his own hair he will shave himself, but he also won't shave himself because he only cuts the hair of people who shave themselves
no money = no food = skinny
😭
and skinny = ugly
math isnt mathing 😔
ugly = no love = no marriage = no children
no children = loneliness
loneliness= depression = sickness
nah my cousin eats more food than me he stil skinny
and finally sickness = death
💀
🤫
skinny si genetics
and all that = you
bro gonna get cancelled by the screeching sjws
If i type "si" instead of "is" i feel mexican for some reason (no racerist)
where is his neck 😭
which one
It's @slate owl
how did he do that.. bro is a spring



