#💬〡general-off-topic
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I live in Sweden so.... it's always cold here
I wish it would be the same here in Romania
Mentally I am dead
hru prerry
wearing coat above 20C is crazy
Romania has tate so ur fine
good hbu
Physical decent
It's a crime
i agree
I wear a jacket at school when its like 30-40 degrees
fahren heit right?
and everywhere else
DM me, I will send you health care location in your country
WE AINT TALKING DEGREES ARE WE?
nope celsius
HOW DO YOU SURVIVE
that's child abuse
lmao its fine
I DONT KNOW IM USED TO IT
nuh uh
hmm...
That's a 
idk bro wearing a jacket at 30 degrees seems kinda weird
at this point a little wind is freezing for me
A jacket with 40 c is insane
No its a blunder
HOW MUCH DO U WEIGH BRO
Bro blundered the weather
its a habit lol
i wear a sweater until like 20 degrees no higher than that
NAHH
same
Yeah if you move to a cold country you can also develop the inverse
like 50 kg
Guys... I have shorts, hat, sandals, and t-shirt when it's 20 💀
53 KGS ;-;
Dressed like hikaru
damn bro id die
i went just came back from school and went to pray I WAS LIKE sweating like crazy i mean yea it was 40 degrees and all but still
i was just wearing a shirt
yeah true
lol
is it that hot😭
40 degrees celcius is pretty hot
I would not survive in 40 degress
It's extremely hot
i am used to it
I have never in my whole life been exposed to 40.
fr?
it aint even that high
it sometimes reaches like 47 here
Yeah I am in Sweden, it's maximum 25
if its above 40 degrees i aint going out
The hottest day in the year is 25
That's dead heat
40-45 is like average for summer
Middle east yeah?
i mean kinda pakistan
Oh
But imagine I got tanned on the mountain while working
tropical climate same thing almost
I am originally middle eastern
It's supposed to be cold in the mountains not get tanned
So I should be biologically used to it
LOL
yup i live in asia so
lol
where do you live
cant say lmao
lol ok
yeahh
Scared?
Guess where I come from ladies
USA
I live in Sweden tho
I AM NOT A LADY NOOO
Middle east sir
bahrain
Oooo I like bahrain but nope
yes
I am from palestine
oh wow cool
My family have been in Sweden for 70 years something
nice bro i have a friend from palestine
Yea
More like mariam
yea possible
nop lol
lmao not even close
ok i was wrong smh

Maritian
Im from africa lmao
dahlia?!
YOU SAID ASIA BEFORE SMH
WHEN
algerian
Marimebebegurl
🤫🧏♂️
idk i am dumb
💀
🤫🧏♂️
lol dont say that
anyone watch anime?
morocco or Algeria is a high possibility
U
I have never but people do
connect ur acc first sir
I am too lazy dad
i am dumb sometimes tho
you aint a bounty huntr
true me too ngl
yess
Don't mess with our imam dahlia
anyone in the 1300-1500 range just wanna practise a bunch of theory?
What theory?
YOU
literally anything, im just looking to keep expanding my theory so i figured itd help if me and another person 1v1'd repetitively to keep learning
can play whatever you want
oh im imam sounds cute
What openings do you play
Yes sir
for white i play the Reti, or kings pawn sometimes, for black idk tbh i dont really have much for d4
lol
brotha ewww
EWW BROTHER EWW
whats that brotha
Lets work with that then
if e4 then i play c5, if d4...
i just wing it
someone said im imam so i looked for a gif
You will not stand against me with a c5
brotha is like slang for brother i think basically
Try more solid
ig
I will send you a link
ur not <=1500?
my sicilian isnt awful though, and its the opening ive spent the most time with/on so i feel like itd be regressive to switch things up now
i play sicilian too lol
@lethal hare tell them that I am your religion
do you play online?
nice
Nah
i dont think ill ever get FIDE-rated tbh
have you ever played online?
the only chess events held within a reasonable amount of distance to me is invitational masters events; classical, rapid, and blitz events are 6 hours away from me minimum
Only with friends
i am just wanting to ask do you play online often and do you have a rating
like on chess.com
fide is cool tho
Nope
cool
That's my only rating
i am like 1200 lol
sorry perry
fr (im not muslim)
@fallen tapir Wanna play against me? I will play london against you so you can try to face d4
LOL that clears alot of things
oh lmao
London is very common in your level
i am gonna guess where you from eventually
oh i have theory for the london
nuh uh
you could still be in muslim nation but hard
d5, e6, Nf6?
Hello, does anyone know which Discord channel to upload the best move from the Chess.com Daily Chess Championship 2024? I just don't understand it haha
against d4 i always start with nf6
but after that its kinda just winging it cause it can lead into plenty things i think
🤫🧏♂️
why would you play e6?
Very solid
No weaknesses and also to start the game with e6 and hope for a french
bilo
idk i do not like the move e6 unless i am playing sicilian
So whatever white plays, I answer with e6
i dmd u
he does not look like the same guy sometimes ngl
Hi
hi
Good night
going to sleep?
This is how good is french opening 😎
pun pun misses chess server
pun pun is locked out and using an alt
and she left with that alt after being caught from me and someone
nuh uh
yes uh
imma punch someone real quick
yes
YOU CHANGED YOUR PFP
frr
nope
Nice pfp
the racism
ty
Huh?
oh well im starting to see things
i'm cupcake not chocolate
do you like shawarma?
I do
wow
I do
i do too
Life is so hard
OHH WAIT😭 SORRY MB
we're basically the same person so you're fine
but your pfp looks pretty did you take it?
no I found it
Oh lmao
pinterest?
It's so pretty though
true
no
oh okay
pinterest is really good for pfps tho
frr
i save some stuff but i never acc end up using them
no
yeahhh same
wdym google
lmao
I get mine from Google
It's good for pictures
oh cool pfp btw
Google gets from Pinterest
Thnx
sometimes yeah
np
yes
But can it do this?
hows she rascist loll
No
Obvious reasons
wdym 😭
That was fast
oh
When
Aint no way 💀
😭
Looks like a draw ngl
Mb
you could probably give a perpetual somehow as well
hii
has everyones wifi been down or just me?
@lime jay @frosty fable @grim edge
ive heard its gone through a big region of usa and spectrum went down so no chess 😭
I support @lime jay
@lime jay lets make out
feet
i'd accept if i were you
you're def not winning with white lol
Oh em gee it’s cup
??
Hi wassup

white should take the draw
hi bye
Give 1 reason
i hurt
What
woow
- black is easily going to win???
- white is losing
- the check mark draws your attention more than the x
- because drawing is cool? i wish I knew how to draw
facts no cap
Fr
Im gonna draw a win then
you should listen to dancing in the moonlight
whos it by?
king harvest
allr will listen to it thenks for the advice!!
oh yeah i saw that vid
Yep i alr knew that
lmao same its just that one unemployed friend on a tuesday
arf
barf
My 24 egg a day diet gives me the most rancid bowel movements
And of your digestive tract I'm sure
Why would u do that to urself
hi chat

Showering is for the weak
Would have requested that unrelated to being outside
Well usually I shower in the morning, but it’s the evening
Cold or warm
Between warm and hot
Shower with ur clothes on
Nty
ONLY FOR THE WEAK
That would be extremely uncomfortable, and would probably ruin my clothes
Darn I was gonna send a picture of the Aurora forecast
And then

How do u recommend taking a crap
Toilet doesnt need to be seeing allat
Diapers incoming
For those out of the loop the sun be grumpy and threw a BIG solar storm at us which is expected to make impact tonight or early tomorrow and possibly last for a few days
Diaper doesn't need to be seeing allat
The Aurora is currently gonna be as far south a Tennessee
Offer a solution
This is gonna be a global event
Hold ur shit
Like me
I don’t poop like girls
Ur a girl
Your intestine doesn't need to be seeing allat
Stop lying
What do you do then
:3
Who made you like this
BAH BAH BAH
I don’t have organs
I keep it in my body
For how long
There are so many jokes I can’t say
Thanks, g
U don’t need to be knowing allat
Lmao
Say
💀💀☠️
hai forehead warrior :3
hi ass warrior :3
Skul
Double skul
hai szokolata
Yes szokolata
I’m so cool sigma
Cheese
I bet u bath with cheese
No
Hot cheese*
brie-fly
It’s pretty gouda, but I’m feta-p with the smell
Yes
Is that shaggy in ur pfp
Chocolate kills dogs
🤸♂️
🏌️♂️
Goooooood morning
No
Hello
AP exams
disgrace
disgusting
:3

Robert downey jr turned bald??
Please stop sending weird links
After marvel collapsed:
This is when I leave
Batman better
Tony shit
Always. It's always in the books or movies where you can find an old, rich, genius, and funny man.
true
Yo bast
yo
Will I be mod one day
don't think so
Perfect shot
Cinematography 10/10
Why do i see a ton of tony stark
His eyes are chocolate
Chocolate kills dogs I don’t like it
I sincerely apologize
Question of the day : will bast meow in vc again?
Yup
Untoxify urself from dogs
Im pure
What the sigma?
Bro ur about me 💀 r u hiring or what
Why u go there
Huh
Can’t trust chocolate
ERRRR WHAT THE SIGMA?
Your gay?
yeah i guess
Why are you blue?!
i more so want like a drink
yo
welcome !
hello
You're Peter parker
Sob react again
If only u could put the exclamation before the welcome
a
nd we got another one
yea
My second aunts name is pare rotz
Ive a lot of connections
A million dollars
A thousand colors
A billion faces
A hundred death cases
Fookien rice.
Bast teaching me python
Smh that shud be a three person vc
does anyone here plays fortnite?
oo who's winning?
yes but no
i think that's snake
Anaconda
what
Yes but no
snak
Hmmm
Yesn't
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@upbeat viper less cringe pfp now
Missing the old days when i could watch this sh*t at 6 in the morning eating cereal brfore 1st grade school.
you are real
I'm litterly joe Goldberg
R u sure ur not real
unrealistic forehead
ai generated?
Tbf its similar
hell no
hi
No
hello v
btw im a minor
@glossy radish do you play fortnite
???
wth is this
HOW IS IT NEAR 0
stfu
nah nah nah what is that
owo
@restive storm
nice 99%
the vignette effect looks off in the chess board
the chess board is oversaturated
the blue bars that follow the music is too smooth 🤓
:3
True, most of it was thanks to you
Quite well
Bast programming expert
some things he didint know to 😛
(its ok Idk either)
no sir
Lol
Noted ✅
i have class goodbye children 
Ironic
back in my day i just looked at a python code as reference and to learn how to use python
yes but python exams are strange
theres no python exam its computer science
JAVA 🔥🔥🔥🔥 💪💪💪💪 ☕☕☕☕☕ 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
PCEP
phencyclidine yes
mostly used to maintain legacy code
like minecraft
minecraft is old
@fleet scroll uhm wjat the sigma
Accents on the down beat because ride bell
drumming on my leg because no bounce from drum
if I can hold 260 bpm with no bounce from snare, I can hold it way longer when I'm actually drumming
You can’t say stuff like this
owo
@upbeat viper HI BAST DEAREST CAN U CHANGE HIM TO THEM THANK U
oké
ap csa already happen on tuesday
wait wednesday
Yeah I know
Ah, nice!
will you stop me ?
I’ll try
how
csp gonna cook me 😔
Hey bast, do you know why people learning to code are so poor? I do
They have no cache
😎
By asking you to stop
Skull
Have you considered sleeping
i am beyonnd sleep
cvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcvcv
sleep is for L rizz
if anyone is feeling generous i stubbed my toe and have black market butterfly knife in my shop
in valorant please🙏🙏🙏
how to use alight motion:
glow glow glow glow glow glow flashbang
how to use geometry dash:
glow glow glow glow glow glow
hmm looks lame lets add glow
even that have glow what
firework glow
NO TRANSITIONS CHALLENGE (ALIGHT MOTION): IMPOSSIBLE!!
I remember someone here was a master of the polish opening. If you play polish, DM me lets crush people with it
chess party mode update
hello
jit stupid
What's jit
idk ask @green jungle
Sometimes I bring a mirror so I can peek at my opponent’s cards while playing
Sometimes I bring a mirror so I can peek at my opponent’s pieces while playing
sometimes i bring a mirror just to remind myself how ugly and worthless i am
most efficient use of a mirror
wow
well then
think about how u can make yourself worth more and less ugly
by making others feel uglier than i am
Sometimes people aren’t as ugly as they think, and they just need one to point it out
hi
hey
@quaint night how many times did someone say the n word when they see ur name
hi mohit
What?
it’s a joke
sure
I know but The first message i read here 
chat chat chat chat is it ILLEGAL, to secretly look at the enemy pieces?
How was your exam today? :)
i think i did okay :)
During the game? Just don't let your opponent know you are doing that!
V can you give me today fun facts :)
@full glen are u ready
im always ready
yes, i will :) let me finish this game first
thank you mohit 
r u taking apush?
for hugs someones desk literally like collapsed during the exam lmao
wtf
you didn't have the reference ?

it's a well known manga
some people are not weebs
but we're on discord
oké
I didnt know until punpun told me a few weeks ago
I'm a weeb then
Skull
Reddit mods metric
Data is pulled from WHO
well,
I'm surprised by Egypt
Yeah i didnt know that either
Being a weeb is a mental health disorder
Wtf are egyptian females doing
Not accurate; Nauru is missing
Idk why it isnt there
Stop censoring the truth mod.
Nah but its prolly cuz of the insanely low population
Weebs=brainrot
.
well that's what the graph says
idk i live in egypt and i rarely see fat people
watesigma
weird
I think asser is the reason it's that high in the list😢☝️
anywaaay
reminds me of your meow in vc
south korea that low
shouldn't united stats be in the top
why delete smh
World health organization cuh
Hawaii is the best country
💀
heath
heath proves alot
Keyboard warrior fails
What do you mean I fail?
You asked source and I gave you the source?
Are you actually mentally sound?
oh so you know that you're a keyboard warrior?
i didnt mention your name
but seems like you know yourself
(Edited)
Idc about WHO
I'll piss on your dogwater grammar next time assboy
This ain’t gmail
mrow
Well if he's going after me missing a single alphabet I'll have to go low too
I said "keyboard warrior fails"
either way seems like you know yourself
Go back to Tevyat
you said that after you tagged me
triggered
I'm gonna ask you again, are you mentally sound?
eheheehe you're so mad
I’m on your side
I said such a rational sentence are you fr?
This 1200 guy is nub
That means you hate percy so much
You are smart 2400
wow i became 2400
This is so #nedular
ok altoline
@upbeat viper tell him to stop picking these pathetic ass fights with me, I've tried ignoring him but he won't stop
wut
oh no

have fun lol
😭
You asked for a source and I just gave you the source, idk why your coming after me for no reason
behave now
u timed me out but not the other person
I don't remember the exact situation
check our dms to remember it
Skull what for
kitten only dms me
Wrong
job
what
Ur applying for a job what?
ok but we share
🥺

360super sus
Chokebardaybeez
i need some help
With what
Do /connect
What exactly
i cant connect two acc
give me i need to verify something but i dont know how to
@minor spoke
i wanna talk on discord but i cant because need to connect 2 acc
i can send you a picture in private msg
my eng is bad sry 😛
Ok hes afk skull
If youre trying to connect two chess.com accounts to discord, that wont work
👀
Site down?
indeed one CC account can only be connected to one discord account
works for me
It's working for me
man i gotta study but i dont wanna
How about the mobile app
Im using mobile and playing normally
@upbeat viper no i dont have sec acc and i never connected this discord with chess.com
i just join few days ago
It logged me out mid game. Never seen that before
@glad pier if chess com was really down you were gonna see chaos
Relaunching app didn’t work
Hmmmmm
Then what is ur question 💀
no reason it doesn't work
can i send you a picture in private msg and you will see what is going on @upbeat viper
What if I can convince a titled player to link their account to mine
You both get banned
Who is...?
no
its a class
Jit stupid
Its happened before with no consequences
ap us history ?
kay
yep
Das crazy
uhmmm
No names 👀
whole school did APUSH exams today
that's kinda extreme case
well, thoese who did
don't do it, better
watch me do it
Im a titled player
Wow that is so
i mean its like how moon's linked account isnt his
cat overload
I dont think u were supposed to say that...
no moon is dog
moon fixed it anyways
What about new moon
also dog
What abt sirius
cat
I was testing the presence of mind, u got it 
wth
LMAO
what notification do u get when u connect ur account
Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.
Dang las actually trying to be helpful
real bro give me fots
Give me fots smh
😭 bro had to rub it in
!welcome
@digital phoenix
...
cant do that mods will remove my perms
7 f* months
Wait what u have perms?
I thought it was just the role
lmao wait what
ull never know
Bruh
Are u sirius right neow
Cringe
@digital phoenix you need to verify your account in order to perform this action discord send me this
then verify
its is
ur cringe
can u dm me image of the message u got
yes
Bro aiming for mods role
whats happening?
Las activating mod power
i have 24 warns bro no chance
(which I've never seen happen like that)
Lasagne can ban anyone but need clear reason
also he has phone number and 2fa connected so idk whats the problem
J ask wind problem solved
Verify your account then
@forest sphinx whats your username
ayo thats more than me
Its related to his discord acc
by a mile yes
ill have more one day
Troll
Guess how many i have
1
0
Idk how many i have 💀
Count..
I only have 4, give me the mod role amh
Srdjan_Popovic
Yo @cloud jewel can I send a position that occured in my recent game for daily puzzle 
It's a pretty hard puzzle
How

u need 0
Thats the biggest lie on earth , i can believe percy isnt A keyboard warrior but cant believe that
Smh
dms with @worn ice
sure
honestly pointing with index finger is so last decade u should start pointing with the middle finger
Ur joking right
HAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT
all good on chess.com's side of things, seems to be a discord issue
0 warn but how cant u message
i will get punished
Wait u cant even tell tho it hasnt registered me
i think its ur own problem
u dont have any messages
Wait no i never get those for some reason i prolly disabled some setting lemme see
@cloud jewel discord is something but im not gonna say it 😄
uwu
should have this
Wait legit why dont i see that
Das my first warn
are u slow in the head
LOL
..?
wtf how dare you
What have y’all been up to 💀
😭😭😭
Thats my most innocent warn
People without any warnings 
Stop saying the n word Micheal
Woah?
fun fact : i once used albert as a message Storage
ben is 2k what the heck
@upbeat viper can u gimme a test warning rq i wanna see if the bot works
tyler1 scared him away
No
execpt he ran in the right direction



graph wrong ?