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thanks
i love chess academy server very nice server
Bruh
Heee heee haw haw
Petition to make this a lighter color š
its supposed to resemble shit
nuh uh
make non-readable colors readable very simple
Ok but it fails to do that too...
BREAKING: Hikaru Nakamura has agreed to replace Ding Liren in the Classical World Championship but Ding Liren did not agree.
im eating gummy bears rn
idk
@grim edge say yeetus
ill give some gummy bears to bast. and pixel
:(
Bye chat I have studies
I smell racism
bye have fun pixel
also @restive storm are u gonna win the countingblunder tournament
AND V. I WILL GIVE SOME TO V
Imagine studying
gee thanks
why
i tore through 2 1700s
Oh yeah its racism fsfs
also Bast is obliged to help me practice for programming test thingy tmmrw
i once had a gummy bear stuck in my nose
do it for big yeetus
ill give u so many gummy bears dw
unlikely statistically speaking but I'll try my best
Is that why you're jit stupid
Pcep?

yes easiest certification but im just bad at programming
What do u gain from it
my eyes
do you know boolean
oh ?
True
Yeah I saw
good
nice thanks
yes pls I need it
well
can u change the spelling of lasagna to lasanga btw bast
Ding vs Nepo happened here also. Wenjun was smiling at Nepo and Ding is taking picutres with her lol
stream exercice
I do tmmrw
omg its ling diren
good question
huh
how about this time
LMAOO
thats fire
Wtf u got it
after 24 hours
Blud thinks heās left the server
thanks bast 
admin going crazy
white is cool
ngl I thought you left server
this is gonna mess everyone up lmaooo
ok bye
Actually left
yall stop distracting me
LOL OH NO
wait guys why did v leave
or did she get banned
okay
v got banned
guys i got banned
yeah rip
HI PIXEL šššš

dang
better luck next time v
iām haunting everyone
Bro got his own role šš
as i should
If u can tell me exactly how many roles u have within 5 seconds u get to stay in the server
lemme turn white into a creamy color instead
42
pft yeah. ridiculous right?
there
<@&1230922175729504410>
I counted 42 i might be wrong
š š š š š
bro the favoritism
i did say 42
150k
i have 150k lmao i deserve it
<@&1126080485328683008>
HOLY SHIT
holy anitta

had to leave my house cause of floods and no water
NAITATAA
ANITTAANITTANAITTANITANTIANTIA
anitta are u done saving the people from floods
hi Anitta
nope
anitta did u save anyone
made some roles changes
ANITTAAAA
What š
are u a national hero now anitta
we have a connected Whismy
he got almost 23 timeouts lol
can u sign my shirt
R u in hot water rn
anitta are they gonna throw a party
can u sign my forehead
we at 24 now
Hi Anitta Long time
progress has been made today
LOL
U live in dubai? I only know floods happend there
Goddamn chat fast af
dayumm
what is the double bishop mate expert role
going to need to strategically spread it out like every month now tho i think
moving to Baguette land when ?
lmao
the most random role to exist
Fr
i deserved it after a week of learning
i live in marseilles and i have blue hair
she tryharded the double bishop CC thing
do u actually


holy brazil
Do i get a role at 50k messages?
What the hell r u alive
100k is the min

Ok
oh what.. are you alright?
lord i feel so odd. having image perms
send more images

crazy right
radical. crazy yes
Thank god egypt is safe
nice. bananas are radioactive btw
omg really
i think i have exactly 30 roles i may be wrong
Ur so kind
yeah
eheheheheeh
this is mr white my cat
fk
i have image perms now
Gimme
car*
dude i see 30 am i high
Blur the receipt
why LMAO
car is parked
Address is sitting there
30 counted
yeah icy is blind
so?
I mean unless you donāt care
My last tournament hall lol
delete. dox
Then itās up to you
Eh just looking out man
average tournament venue
smh
lol ty
No chance u cant get rid of this
hes flexing
me v and lasagna r siblings in silly role colors
3221 carbvell
oooo cm

yeah time control was 45+15 and the hall was okayish
Im coming
it was my mom's phone lol
Mate itās camberwell
same
Skul
It looks hot as in humid
Nice see you there
thatās city not suburb do better
That cannot be comfy
bet
Nahh my mom's phones camera is trash
idc 
lol
1v1 me irl at his place
Same thing
sorry my car got eaten by a dog
and also the plane got eaten by a pigeon
you so skibidi
Bro get a license first
So anyway does anyone know if Chupa Chup soft chews are good?
next year see how
We'll see how see how
h
e
this one was the moment that changed my momentum in round 2 lol. I didn't know how to play knight and bishop vs Rook lol
Round 2 was the last time I won.
It was like: WIN,WIN,LOSS,LOSS,DRAW(Against a 1563 fide)
and i live in neptune it will take me some light years to come
also had to make it low quality so that I can upload this video
good luck let me know when ur near jupiter im nearby
U got de lasanga role @digital phoenix
Alright
Why do u want to come
I lost against a 2000 lichess who's a 12 year old kid with fide rating of 1506
at the cost of my sanity and my life
Im gonna 1v1 stupid jit irl
ok buddy
But maybe š§
are you gonna let that slide
im in the itchiest sweater rn istg
Ew sweater
ill handle it irl dw
Bruh i just ate this banana where do i put the skin im on the bus
Polyester or wool
Ok iāll just eat the peel
Yeah we got that covered...?
hold until u get off and toss it in the garbage
@minor spoke beaware
Thx
bro is the peel even edible
Keep it in your pocket and throw it on the floor when you see someone chasing you
We alr meet time to time its chill
survival advice
iāll put it next to my opponents chair tonight so if he gets out of his seat heāll slip over and iāll win
Throw it behind u
but wonāt the car just run over it i donāt think that will work
Is your opponent a giant gorilla with a tie that says DK perchance?
i dont think u know how a banana peel works
let the car run you
Ohh ok my bad
u gotta make sure the peel hits the tyre tho
ohhh
HOTL SHIF IFS A ABBANA
^ las irl
getting gold coins rn
No u must crash into them
Hotl shif
next to chat is Skibidi
Ifs a abbana
Skibidi choclate
Bro how do people sit on the bus without their legs knocking into the seats in front
No thats percy's department
Thereās no space
sitting still and being distracted
what
p*rcy?
Woah
Bruh thereās no space tho
are u like 6 feet tall
Phuck this server man. No one cares about chess here except a few people. Server full of trolls phuck you all
iām 6ā4ā
Last time i checked i was 5'10
only the nerds do
maybe 6ā3.9ā idk
yeah thats your problem just lie down in the aisle
true
Oh ok bet
If you're tall , be small
U have to use the seats in front as foot rest it looks something like this
@upbeat viperban me
if you're small , be tall
if you're mad you're bad
person tall rating small
Long ass legs lol
if you're sad you're cry
Bruh they wouldnāt go up like that though
i could put my feet literally ON THE SEAT of the one in front
if you're not sad you're glad
are u mentally okay
Bro played squid games
Ok bye
bye ilyt
nop
Def better than ya
@minor spoke please appropriately adjust your drawing to accomodate for this
how to get jumped:
Got it hold up
bet
iām gonna jump u
cya later now. I am leaving again. Phuck this server phuck chess


@random drum play me in chess tho...i gotta pad my stats
yea sorta
bye
like that you're committing a crime
this u icy?
Rest in piece
except the seat in front is lower than my row because itās towards the back of the bus so it inclines. Thatās why
Grow your arms bic
LMAO
Poor woman sucking toes
grow ur thing too
Icy's appendages have bipolar disorder
š¤Ø

Does anyone else need a diagram
yes
I need bleach for eyes
I need a gram
gram of air
Of what
hhahhahhaahhahahhaahahah so funny , right?
Of what
what should i play against d4 tonight
EWWWWEWWEWWW D4
against fm
ill draw what u shud do if someone plays d4
Nimzoindian
my score against him is about even
He plays nf3 move order i think
yes
Wats your go to?
Old benoni
czech benoni
qgd with early a6 but iāve played that against him enough
EWWWWW
u acutally looking into it?
nah
wait he does play the benko tho
might nimzo
Bro...you dont have a defense name?
if i play the benoni will u guys watch live š
How much time is left for that match
itās in 6.5 hours
play e4 or else.
Ok i will
I think that would win me the game not draw
You just made one?
what?
QGA
The defense
Thats the idea
I PLAYED THAT LAST TIME
Do u like my idea
against him
Fantastic
Buddapest gambit š
i think it has a diff name but itās more commonly just referred to as the a6 qgd
Ikr š
gonna lose maybe
bruhhh
deep
Thats my defense for d4
imagine your phone gets snatched and the thief talks with us
fr
Wym ew like its rotten rice
the dutch is like rotten rice�
The dutch is "ew"?
yes
Why
Learning opening is ew
hate the position for both colours xd
cuz as black itās ugly and as white it always feels like if you had one extra tempo itās gg
It's not but ok
?
Dude out here judging on aesthetics
Itās not what @signal geyser
I feel like channels changed
fax
Winning with one more tempo
This talks about chess and #š¬ć”chess-talk talks off topic
Some of the aggressive lines are lmao
1400-1599 moment

nah you're right
no need to learn em properly at your rating
Name: Louis-Philippe dalpƩ (loulou137)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1599 (1619 peak)
Blitz: 1399 (1453 peak)
Bullet: 1073 (1256 peak)
Edge
just get the ideas and improvise
well like you can learn the basics
Or just get lucky and play good moves
and familarize yourself with certain positions
I play Sicilian and ruy as main but I know barely anything
what type of sicillian
I got experience that's all
Many
Famous guy once said, 'familiarize urself with certain positions'
ngl that goes for 1800s as well š
Yea
I swear i always throw winning positions cuz i blunder something stupid
its always the rooks lmao
If I play against a Sicilian player I go for close Sicilian grand-prix attack
What on 1700 š?
It's just called the Grand Prix
I mean some line I don't play f4
Thatās why when ur 1800 online u could be anywhere between a range of like 1200-1800 uscf classical because if you focus more and spend time you wonāt hang pieces and youāll win 
1800s as well
Start with close sicilian
I wont hang pieces in classical its more of positional games which i struggle in
im like 1250 uscf
I see.
In what line would you not play f4?
I thought i was smart with the dragon
Then forgot the steps after one game
e4 c5 Nc3 Nc6 Bb5 Nd4
Tyler moment
Then you don't play the Grand Prix
Bb5 grand prix moment
The Grand Prix is 3. f4
I think heās saying he transposes to the grand prix depending on what they play on move 2
Bros got steps memorized....i hope thats not required for 1000+
It's bad I go Bb5 to take the knight
Which is a bit odd
itās not
never required but may always be helpful
Right, but that's still not a Grand Prix
Skull how did he actually break 1900 thats unreal
@balmy lake
wsg jalapeƱo green
I play f4 when I get something like e4 c5 Nc3 Nc6 Bb5 a6 Bxc6 f4
I heard back in the day. One of the gms became that without books.i think it was mister fischer
Forgot first name
I think it was jacob
Somebody
That's definitely not the Grand Prix, that's just playing f4 in a Closed Sicilian
Without openings
Bobby Fischer studied plenty
yeah thats jacob
Jacob who
Jacob.
true
Why chess talk in off topic
weong channel
yeah
my friends are homeless now tho
overnight
Thats not even a person
Whats the plan now
oh fr?
Sadge
yea
do you have a place to stay?
mb i meant aaron danditsky
I do, Iām here with my family.
Wheres here
itās insane tho
I blame you
š
north of the state
Ohk
i hope your friends find shelter soon
itās insane government aint doing sh*t and the population is saving ppl day and night
ppl with boats are the only hope
theyāre saving pets and horses too lol
itās bad but weāre doing our best
hope youāre all doing well ā¤ļø
they have
the population is helping out
Thats cool
flood in brazil?
anitta be safe
š
Anitta become captain marvel and safe ppl
hello
guys
I don't care about other people cause other people don't care bout me
do yall have any organic chemistry source
Wtf like tomato?
cruel world š
Mad world
source??? study from textbooks
any online?
search it up
Watch YouTube videos
by indian teachers
aight
I was so dead I forgot what organic chemistry was at first so when I saw organic I thought food xD

Last time i tried something from an indian teacher i almost got hacked
no offense
how??
lets say i wanted to get a little help on some game :))
you clicked a link?
I wish I could know how the chemistry of the body works to understand more about diets and what benefit micro and macro nutrients have
he is not a teacherš
why dont you study it then?
i was 12
To much just to know there is a bunch of enzyme and different glands also knowing the different types of cell how they work in the pancreas, liver, kidney, guts and more
Banned youre done for
Even bones with the thyroid
"was"
Was*
Learning years of biology is insane
there is even more
I know
and bast heard my voice i aint a kid šš

(he was meowing in vc chat day)
For now
Bro said
What the heck
im so skibidi sigma and
No

that gets you banned
What does
Bro speaks in braille
How many book you think I have to know how the body manage nutrients and maintain itself
go to a human Knowledge server not chess com
Plus to learn the different form of nutrient and how they get broken down
i dont remember anyone asking you
Most sane fryran fan
if you are doing honors
thats so ** **
Anyone here does puzzle battles
there is a lot in biology
Bussssss
Next to speak is gonna sigma nuts
Read
What the sigma
what the ligma
Nutz
im confused
Why did bro just ping mods
He need help
thats why im confused
Why would you ping mods
U dont just ping mods like that š
fr
because i need a mod lmao
Ik
then ask
What for
For??
are any of you mods
Yes theres a mod in chat
None around here

Skul
okay so when the mod responds i'll talk to the mod but ty

@rocky epoch is a mod
Theres been 2 so far how oblivious r u
Ask him
lol all mods are on dnd so its gonna be a while
why isn't he under the server mod section
smh
LMAO
just ask your request already
appear offline setting
Ong
Skul why delete
hmm bast is a mod seems very disapointed for some reason
Lol what
thats what im saying
bro got a timeout for a ss
Say something
š”
any mod but asser tbh
i got timed out for saying im a mod as a joke for 1 minute hahahahahha
Ur not getting help unless u say something...
so you pinged mods to troll ? @barren sleet
Bast and deep are both mods
i pinged mods because i need help
im a really good one even deepOceanSun knows
Bast is not a mod. The blue roles are exclusively given to users with >100 timeouts
Then tell me
can i dm u
Yeah so true
True^
of course you can
jesus its about chess what could be so bad that you need to privatly dm someone
Why don't I have it then
we need proof first
ok i sent request
Shoot percy in chat everyone run
Actually you have more than 200, so you get the exclusive black role
Hi keyboard warrior
I was just gonna write thay
š¢what I do
LOOOOOOOOL
Bro started again
what did i say wrong
Punpun acquaintance
Bro trynna rage bait me so badly
Chill keyboard warrior
No morešš„ŗ
Its not rage bait im joking chill š
._.
Brilliant entry
š¤®š¤®š¤®
I was talking about asser
Oh skul
Percy should be banned ngl
Damn i cant type
he plays london
I have a counter wanna see
Mf you've been spamming keyboard warrior since the last recession
Me when i see the london :
Ez d4 counter
Holy shi
Arent i cracked at drawings
hoo lee sheet
I'm just ignoring him at this point
okay keyboard warrior
Everytime
Does it work on cc?
Nah im joking i developed the idea for icy to use in his next otb game
What
choclate
Tf?
Imma j give them to icy
Server owner left the server šš
Uhhh ermm
Next to speak has no gyat
Holy hell!
No gyat lol
Don't care tbh
2 steps ahead of you , I win
Ignoring as in ignoring your pathetic ass rage baits
again
Thanks thank thanks everyone
No need to, thanks yhanks thanks
when you open discord and feel safe , just know im lurking out there.
Asser are you gae by any chance?
why you asking
im not
Astgarfirallah
No when I see you d riding percy I think that your gay
ewwwwww
who even is youš
Lowkey need a girl thatās gonna watch horror movies with me and laugh when I scream
if you ever feel safe just know im lurking
Nah
You've come to the wrong place my guyš¢
Iām straight
I think lily is percy alt
Nah I donāt want a discord girl I got tinder jus thought Iād complain abt my problems here
And where did you get that from?
Ermm what the beta
Ong
do it no balls
š¢
nuh uh
Asser it's time to come out of the closetš¢
Yall I played my first obt tournament
@digital phoenix when carry
i can play now if u want
no im in a car
smh
Were u sirius before or am i tripping
Wait i swear ive seen u changed ur profile
what? no way


^'
try and see
eh
You should try a maid dress instead
thatās called high rise.
@full glen someone didnt ban estes
i may be dead by then
True indeed
haha but dying is gay so
Nya


Ew MLBB player
mad becuz bad
Erm what the sigma
Btw I'm not a ml player
Good
nvm my mom cooked the best thing on earth
Ok sirius bad
Hi asser
who are you , hi tho
I'm your fan
damn i even got a just joined fans
Yes š„°
cool
Tasty
I have 12 fan in this server now
I heard a lot about you
That everybody hates you
thats fake news
But don't worry I am with you
cool
š„°
only 6 or 7 people dont like me here , but i got more friends than haters
I am not
i even have a server šŖ
Who are those 6 or 7 person?
Can I join?
This is my main
nah
nah i know for a fact ur an alt
š I did not
I just want to see your server
Cause I'm a big fan
@full glen
Can I join your fan club?
im getting online
Asser doesn't like pun pun's gang
too late i left
It seems
Finally figured out who u are
Huh?
yes
:|
š
I was bored
Who this
alt account
Of who
idk
...
its mine
Then how uk its alt
š§
and no i dont accept keyboard/gallery warriors
hoo lee sheet It's perry
Erm what the corny ahh
Hi pun pun
Who TF is pun pun
YOU
And why are y'all associating me with him
cause you are pun pun
oh you're not pun pun? shes just some girl who is 13 (she fakes being 18) and is in love with me
Crazy that she loves asser
I don't blame her tho
yeah right i got so much fans
No
Ermwhateasegma
@viscid hearth
LOOOOOOL
I UNDERSTAND NOW @minor spoke @fervent comet
click her profile
ok
pun puns?
Locked out
Ima check last message
Investgating time
that is hindi/urdu for something
the indian guy seems very unhappy
ik what it means but i aint saying it lol
Im gonna translate
ok
translate shows "ok ass"
nah
and some weird stuff , why dont you tell me in dms
is pun pun actually a female btw
idk maybe
ok
bruh
Greetings and salutations Dear friends
Whatever that high rise sucks
I am a minot too
FALSE
Lemme check
ran rhy is 160 years old
Minot
WHATTT
who is lily
some alt prob
I remember sirius bad having a photo of ran rhy saying he loves kids
Thanks I know I am
context what has lily been doign š
I dont remember
Dont make me ping sirius
people think lily is j dot š
Shut up I indeed am hilarious
idk
Was jdot locked out
possible
i never see her talking anymore
no free my boy
LOl
false accusations on my boy jdot š„ŗ
Bois I ate this yesterday
i do not hate anyone here so yea
MY JDOT IS CRAZY
I hate everyone equally
MY BOY JDOT
jdot is a she
YO?
Frick you asser
jdot is a she i think
same thing
Yep
you hate me?
firck you too
point is free my boy
doofus
my boy did no wrong šØ
Of course I do
doofus
me scared
smh i hate you then
i do not hate anyone expect Ran rhy
Expect
Ran rhy only doesn't hate kids
Expect
yo
Expect
EXPECT
expect
Wsp
Yo
Wsp neal
expect
the roof
Im first š
expect
good point š¤
proven that i am not homeless
pun pun got banned
The ground tho
Why what happen
EXPLAINS MUCH
no
shes locked out , thought u meant jdot
Well server is in peace without pun pun
Server is never in peace
BUT JDOT IS BANNENNNDDDD TOOOOOO SHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Especially with me still in it
If you ever wake up and feel safe just know im out here
legendary
Im in your walls
I agree , true beautiful day today
i am pretty sure jdot just left lol
2 days hand recovery progress
whatever im happy anyways
Jeez
How did it get worse
I deadlift tmr hopefully doesnāt get bad