💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

[viscid hearth]

Yes I can

[umbral wind]

I need a moral tutor

[slate owl]

i just nutted into someone's pfp and i won't tell yall who it was

[umbral wind]

😐

[unreal fossil]

We got a problem here dog

[twilit river]

😨

[unreal fossil]

Ik it can't be me

[wise mortar]

Mine

[grim edge]

nah ur existence is negligible,ur mom tried to put you back into her hole
u were born inside a condom,ur dad thought u were a trans and tried to make out with you

[twilit river]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

[viscid hearth]

I feel you 🩷

[umbral wind]

You feel that..

[viscid hearth]

Sure sure

[unreal fossil]

I'll finish you off

[viscid hearth]

Yes

[umbral cipher]

I am 1400

[viscid hearth]

Nuh uh you can't

[slate owl]

is this drake

[umbral wind]

They all hate me cos they ain’t me

[viscid hearth]

I zont wanta b u

[umbral wind]

I feel like only punpun will get it

[unreal fossil]

Ik you want em

[umbral wind]

I don’t think anyone else here would

[viscid hearth]

Ok 2000+ elo

[viscid hearth]

😂😂I got it

[twilit river]

Diddy as in what? Diddy kong?

[slate owl]

1663 is the only elo that counts anything below that is too trash and anything above that is too nerdy

[umbral wind]

Shush 100

[viscid hearth]

No diddy

[viscid hearth]

Mhmm ☹️

[umbral wind]

Diddigy diggidy

[twilit river]

Uhh

[umbral cipher]

Main Character Syndrome

[slate owl]

ok 600

[umbral cipher]

300*

[slate owl]

me fr

[ivory marlin]

Blud ur a 1600

[slate owl]

same number

[ivory marlin]

KITTY

[slate owl]

:3

[ivory marlin]

bro

[umbral wind]

Where’s my Fischer pics

[ivory marlin]

What just happened

[umbral cipher]

1400*

[ivory marlin]

Not gonna give u

[slate owl]

today i tried to play angy birds and they didnt let me in the game 😡

[umbral wind]

😪

[blazing umbra]

this pic so sick

[ivory marlin]

Naw were talking abt bobby fishyy :3 hes handsome as hell but rest in piece ❤️

[slate owl]

holy shit istg yall pants ever unbuckle themselves

[blazing umbra]

oops

riprip

[viscid hearth]

Booby says he hates chess tho

[blazing umbra]

the more intellectual

[ivory marlin]

Nope

[blazing umbra]

the less sane

[blazing umbra]

no he says it

[viscid hearth]

He did

[ivory marlin]

Ik he did but actually theres a specific reason

[viscid hearth]

You're not getting any

[slate owl]

slatt

[viscid hearth]

Server mod

[slate owl]

literally me

[viscid hearth]

Adelyn said a bad wordie

[olive crane]

grr

rawr

[ivory marlin]

Boom boom MEOWW MEOWWW

[worn spoke]

Hello

[ivory marlin]

Boom

New userr

500elo😭

[compact mantle]

No way a british chinese person???

Fr

[worn spoke]

That's right, I'm a new player

[compact mantle]

But maybe not legit

[compact mantle]

Do your parents own a bar/restaurant?

[compact mantle]

Learn the london

[worn spoke]

Suppose I had to choose, what is meant by London here ?

[compact mantle]

The opening

[viscid hearth]

Haha nice dream wake up lego

[worn spoke]

I see, I suppose it's a matter of probability, that London's Fethiye won't be the only one in my store

[echo niche]

I hate chess

[worn spoke]

Ok

[echo niche]

I hate it. Like I gotta relearn all just cause I took a break

[worn spoke]

Yes

[viscid hearth]

Strange indeed leg getting girls 🤔 nuh uh

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041

name that cat

[fervent comet]

what is the name of that animal guys

[frozen plume]

raccat

[ivory marlin]

Why did u say that?

Ask**

[fervent comet]

no

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041

[viscid hearth]

Skull @austere garden

[ivory marlin]

Meow meow

[fervent comet]

GUYS name the cat

whats the name of the cat

[frozen plume]

zuba

[ivory marlin]

Snoww cat

[fervent comet]

no

[ivory marlin]

Boom boom

[unreal fossil]

Kim jong un

[frozen plume]

pallas cat @fervent comet

AAAAAAAAA

i saw it on pinterest

i think

[compact mantle]

Bc that’s the way I know if you’re a true british chinese person

[fervent comet]

yes

good job

[frozen plume]

yay

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-cat-cat-chipi-gif-3982040863797256894

https://tenor.com/view/sandcat-sand-cat-wild-cat-wild-gif-7716414166157932105

what about this cat

[frozen plume]

sandcat

[fervent comet]

yes

[frozen plume]

it lives in sand

coz its color is like sand

[fervent comet]

this?

this is a hard one

ngl

[frozen plume]

felix chau munsian

wanna know how i knew

its saved file name is FelixChausMunsiari1.png

[fervent comet]

it is not that tho

it is not felix chau munsian cat

[frozen plume]

jungle cat

[fervent comet]

yep

[frozen plume]

coz\

it looks like its in a jungle

[fervent comet]

ig

it is just a rock but ig you could say that

[frozen plume]

big rocks = jungle

[fervent comet]

lol ok

not wrong

[mighty saffron]

I'm back

[mighty saffron]

@frozen plume

[fervent comet]

💀

[grim edge]

I didn't get it

[fervent comet]

smh

[fervent comet]

if you mess up the spelling..

[grim edge]

what

[fervent comet]

if you mess up the spelling of big rocks...

[grim edge]

what will it be?

[unreal fossil]

Think about it

[wanton mason]

something uh unprecedented for

[grim edge]

🤔

[fervent comet]

just do not search big rocks

👍

if you do do not mess up the spellings :)

[unreal fossil]

Add c somewhere and remove a letter

[grim edge]

I get it now 💀

[fervent comet]

yea...

[unreal fossil]

Congrats

@grim edge you from India right?

[unreal fossil]

BRO
Is Phineas and Ferb still on TV?

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

they do disney plus stuff bot no more for everyone

[unreal fossil]

Man
Thats sad

I'll buy Disney then

[fervent comet]

there are movies on disney plus but i aint paying for that

[unreal fossil]

I'll buy Disney and make everything free

[rough python]

u can watch the first 27 episodes on youtube

[fervent comet]

lol

[unreal fossil]

Not enough

[rough python]

i can give playlist

[unreal fossil]

Suree

[rough python]

@unreal fossil

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLg6R6yXKSLYB7kxBoElpG5rSgThsWdrzr

[unreal fossil]

Thanks

[rough python]

np

[wanton mason]

aren't perry's pronouns she/her?

[rough python]

NO

also

[twilit river]

Who tf is bobby

[fallow beacon]

Fischer

[twilit river]

You saw me in the dream?? 😋

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0MOcNURhC9dUbQ2pIOEaZe?si=perrETxFQMuf-pScJCOxcQ

[fallow beacon]

Eraserheads eww

IVOS better

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1lan3CApvveTezmBBGzsGu?si=oph_GKIxRhyP99sZqo3tEA

[fallow beacon]

London players when I play King's Indian defense

[twilit river]

That's crazy cuz I play both😢😰😨

[rough python]

E

[twilit river]

Is it that effective against London?

[rough python]

yes

[fallow beacon]

Yes

[rough python]

here is a game of mine

[open spade]

hey guys

wssup

[rough python]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/108021013021?tab=review @twilit river someone played KID against me

[worn ice]

Freddy_The_Barber (1047) vs. JATAGWA (1195)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 g6 3. e3 Bg7 4. Nc3 O-O 5. Bd3 d6 6. h3 Bf5 7. Bxf5 gxf5 8. Nf3 Nbd7 9. Qd3 Nh5 10. g4 Nxf4 11. exf4 e5 12. d5 e4 13. Qd1 exf3 14. Qxf3 Re8+ 15. Kf1 Nc5 16. gxf5 Qd7 17. Qg4 Ne4 18. Rg1 f6 19. Re1 Nd2+ 20. Kg2 Rxe1 21. Rxe1 Re8 22. Rg1 c6 23. h4 cxd5 24. h5 h6 25. Kh2 d4 26. Nd5 Rf8 27. Qg6 Nf3+ 28. Kh1 Nxg1 29. Kxg1 Qc6 30. Ne7+ Kh8 31. Nxc6 bxc6 32. c4 d3 33. Kf1 d5 34. b3 dxc4 35. bxc4 d2 36. Ke2 Rd8 37. Qf7 d1=Q+ 38. Ke3 

[fallow beacon]

Who won

[rough python]

the KID guy

[fallow beacon]

I wanna do the ADULT opening

[rough python]

i was doing good but failed then i was doing good again but then i failed

[rough python]

Anti democratic ultimate lemon time

[twilit river]

Well obv you played knight c3

That ain't London system that's phony system

[rough python]

i forgot i played jobava

[twilit river]

😡😡

[rough python]

(idk how to play jobava)

[wanton mason]

i'll fill doo doo in your nails

[wanton mason]

below user is Hydrophobic ⬇️

[wanton mason]

your indian too?

[rough python]

I agree with that

[wanton mason]

sachme?

[frozen plume]

id pull down nanamis pants and show everyone the REAL shibuya incident

[rough python]

remember me?

[frozen plume]

i think

[rough python]

Check #💬〡chess-talk

[frozen plume]

yeaa

you

cheater?

[rough python]

wdym no i aint a cheater

[frozen plume]

BRO UR THAT GUY

HIM

[rough python]

IM FREDDY_THE_BARBER

[frozen plume]

MNO SHIT

[rough python]

I MEAN FREDDY THE F PAWN

REMEMBER ME?

[frozen plume]

YES

[rough python]

I AINT A CHEATER 😭 wdym

also you're still at 500-999 😭

[frozen plume]

I QUIT FOR A WHILE

[rough python]

🧢

NUH UH

[frozen plume]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/87567688641 this is that one game we played

[worn ice]

RoymanDay69 (619) vs. Freddy_The_Barber (1101)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. Nf3 e6 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. cxd3 c5 7. O-O Nc6 8. dxc5 Bxc5 9. a3 a5 10. b3 Nge7 11. Nc3 Nf5 12. b4 axb4 13. g4 Nfd4 14. Nxd4 Bxd4 15. Be3 Bxc3 16. axb4 Rxa1 17. Qxa1 Bxa1 18. Rxa1 Nxb4 19. Rb1 Nxd3 20. Rxb7 Nxe5 21. Bd4 Qc8 22. Ra7 Qc1+ 23. Kg2 O-O 24. Bxe5 Qg5 25. Bd6 Qxg4+ 26. Kf1 Rd8 27. f3 Qxf3+ 28. Ke1 Qc3+ 29. Kd1 Qc6 30. Ba3 f5 31. Re7 Qa4+ 32. Kc1 Qxa3+ 33. Kd1 Qxe7 34. Kd2 Qh4 35. Ke2 Ra8 36. Kf1 Ra2 37. Kg1 Qf2+ 38. Kh1 Qxh2# 

[rough python]

oh yeahhhh

[frozen plume]

i increased 300 elo

[rough python]

good times

[rough python]

real

[frozen plume]

re,atch?

[rough python]

suree

[full glen]

blue peoples

[frozen plume]

sent

[rough python]

send challenge link

i dont see it

[frozen plume]

https://link.chess.com/play/k6wEMR

[rough python]

15+10

[frozen plume]

yep

click it

[rough python]

i did

[frozen plume]

play something

[rough python]

i didnt join i cant see

send new link 😭

[frozen plume]

https://link.chess.com/play/aKIJvJ

@rough python

[rough python]

ik

wait I will send u an invite

[frozen plume]

ok

[rough python]

wait noo

rematch

[frozen plume]

what

[grim edge]

So many IG reels about tennis but got no one to send it to

[frozen plume]

sounds like a you problem

go rant in losercord

[lime lava]

I need help

I get more handsome everyday that I get up

[frozen plume]

cmon bro you look like burnt mashed potatoes

dont start looking like my 84 year old grandmas uncut nail

[rough python]

play

[frozen plume]

@rough python gotta dip srry

later for sure

[rough python]

me too gg

[lime lava]

You are hearing phonk and playing chess
Your opinion is not valid

[full glen]

start playing chess u will look like a ugly nerd oh wait

roasted

[frozen plume]

[wise mortar]

Are you sirius right neow bruh?!

[lime lava]

That didnt work

[grim edge]

He listens to Brazilian funk but doesn't know DJ Jeeh

[full glen]

take srizophenia pills

😎

[lime lava]

The guy inside my closet said the same but I dont want to

[full glen]

understandable have a great day

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

Anyone here who plays tennis? I have so many IG reels saved

[lime lava]

No one wants your IG

[grim edge]

I said IG reels

[rough python]

how many sirus are there?

[wise mortar]

At one time there was like 6

[rough python]

why didn't u take my advice 😡

[full glen]

can confirm i was there

[wise mortar]

Can confirm i was sirius too

[full glen]

sirius what

[wise mortar]

I think it was sirius femboy

I forgot

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-silly-cat-silly-cats-mewing-gif-14812443053695024113

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-bath-offensive-emosx-gif-17888514160889346630

[rough python]

@twilit river

[twilit river]

🤨📸

[rough python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1088712797510185040/1231030732953223188/Drinkin_guy.gif

Is that you battling london players?

I am now piss green

[nocturne elk]

blug if it looks like that you need to see a doctor

[fervent comet]

depends still

[nocturne elk]

[fervent comet]

vitamin b if you have it a lil bit to much ur pee is gonna be green or neon yellow ig

[rough python]

I meant my user name color 😭

[fervent comet]

pretty similar to green

[nocturne elk]

yeah the colour seems like sewage to me

[grim edge]

The only thing that motivates me to finish work is this https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5La5IQAead/?igsh=MWIxMHU3ZTJ6dDVwOQ==

Instagram

[sleek oriole]

imagine playing tennis

[desert nimbus]

[grim edge]

So many reels ugh

thug life

[rough python]

yours is (i got cameras)

[grim edge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u-M-MUIH7BE?si=wv0uaB4Al4mCEdOs

[rough python]

wait hol up

[regal cave]

When my opponent doesn't resign:

[rough python]

oh yeah my bad that was @twilit river's

[grim edge]

good morning fellows

another day another grind

[fallow beacon]

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GIGACHAD RIZZ OMG FLOO
XXXTENTATION HOTMAIL
LIONEL RONALDO JR MEWING
3 CHIQUIBAIS XOCAS ETESECH
GOLDEN ΤΟΥ PUPPET OHIO
RUBEN TUESTA YT

[night valve]

Hello

Wanna play?

I'm 1300

[grim edge]

Me and my brothers ready to piss off our tennis coach https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Xc-6TrwPs/?igsh=MWI3OXRjc2g2djJvcQ==

gabbingginger

Playoff vibes are real.🎾❤️😂

Instagram

Byee

[lime lava]

She looks happy

[grim edge]

i wish iw as rich

it sucks having to work

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[compact mantle]

Tuff

Miss piggy must’ve pissed off kermit big time

[fallow beacon]

@grim edge you should listen to this
https://open.spotify.com/track/1K0rybxoxW5svDYwXezXyN?creation_point=https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fartist%2F6lJgqdHpRFMsxeqyrSUYMR%3Fsp_cid%3De2fbbd11b4e9560103228db8169c8a41&flow_ctx=5f864cb5-6f9b-441f-a7c3-fb2d8c454195%3A1714503353#login%3Fflow_ctx=5f864cb5-6f9b-441f-a7c3-fb2d8c454195%3A1714503353

[ivory marlin]

hello

[digital phoenix]

olleh

[ivory marlin]

Im bored af

ive alr studied everything

Dont know what to do

[digital phoenix]

play games

how did u alrdy study everything

like ur entire syllabus or sum

[upbeat viper]

hewo

[ripe halo]

Sup cutie

Should change my name to joker lmao

[digital phoenix]

im math speedrunning

[wise mortar]

Kittyyy

[upbeat viper]

math ? 😼

[digital phoenix]

yes the easiest subject

[upbeat viper]

what math

show me

[ripe halo]

Speed running?

[idle pawn]

chess ? rn?

[ripe halo]

Batman voice show me the math!

[wise mortar]

in french accent

[upbeat viper]

nice essay @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

u know the stuff u can do with ur eyes closed

[grim edge]

There's something special about OPM songs that sets them apart from others. Their words and melodies have the power to resonate deeply within you, awakening a profound emotional response that you can feel in your bones. Maybe it's because I know the language well enough to connect with the song deeply. It's like playing your favorite repertoire in chess.

[ripe halo]

Charlie carrel in french accent is forever carved in my mind

[idle pawn]

mouth filled with white stuff

[upbeat viper]

wait

[idle pawn]

k lill bro

[upbeat viper]

are you u18

[ripe halo]

Looks like HS math

[upbeat viper]

definitely

[grim edge]

Like this https://open.spotify.com/track/1RIqzlphRm2btQO0LgHWsN?si=872e55ec001241ce

[idle pawn]

HS Math Ezz

[ripe halo]

But the one math course I had one my degree was just math we already had in HS so you never know

[digital phoenix]

duh

[upbeat viper]

never thought you were that young

[idle pawn]

young ? bruh i am 14

[digital phoenix]

but for me its college which is like grade 12 grade 13 so whichever u wanna call it idk if its hs

[upbeat viper]

well

[ripe halo]

Yeah ... British?

[upbeat viper]

if you're u18 and close from the real studies, let's call that hs

[ripe halo]

Can't remember where they have something called college that is not university

[upbeat viper]

france

[ripe halo]

And is just the end of secondary education

[upbeat viper]

collège is 10yo to 14-15yo

[ripe halo]

France doesn't speak English

[upbeat viper]

well same word

[idle pawn]

give me permission to talk in vc grandpa lill bro or else the gyatt gon be smashed 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ripe halo]

.... Kinda I guess

[upbeat viper]

gotta connect for that

[digital phoenix]

british syllabus yeah

[worn ice]

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[idle pawn]

k lill bro

[upbeat viper]

weird user

[ripe halo]

What do you want to do after

[digital phoenix]

med

[idle pawn]

i am 14 what do you expect lill bro got that farm gyatt rizz 🗣️🔥

[ripe halo]

A lot of people going after med here apparently

[sour thorn]

v what do you think of the song overwhelmed

[slate owl]

mrow :3

[sour thorn]

meow

[digital phoenix]

are u still short on doctors

[ripe halo]

Artist?

[slate owl]

kinda wanna go back to bed rn

[wise mortar]

Smh

[digital phoenix]

whats that

[idle pawn]

NAWWW WASTE OF _____

[ripe halo]

My country?

[sour thorn]

no song overwhelmed ryan mack mix

[digital phoenix]

where r u from

[slate owl]

say it big boy

[sour thorn]

its so crazy, moment of silence for those who don't know what that is

[ripe halo]

... You asked if I was short in doctors? I asked if you meant my country

Portugal

[idle pawn]

The servas holding me back

[wise mortar]

Siuuuu

[digital phoenix]

oh thought u were british

[idle pawn]

😭

[slate owl]

scared

[idle pawn]

meow

[slate owl]

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[wise mortar]

Smh

[ripe halo]

Adelyn is converting people lol

[fleet scroll]

who was converted

[idle pawn]

🤫🧏🗿

[wise mortar]

Legalize weaponizing femboys!!

[slate owl]

this u

[idle pawn]

bruhhh

[idle pawn]

thats because of you i said that

[upbeat viper]

learn how to speak without brainrot terms, should be useful for later

[wise mortar]

Mrrph

[wise mortar]

Abolish furries!!

[slate owl]

is this what you meant

[idle pawn]

🗣️🔥🔥

[upbeat viper]

and keep it appropriate

[wise mortar]

Something like that, but I imagine much more

[glossy radish]

smh

hey bast

[idle pawn]

I have Rizz

[wise mortar]

Rizz bastman

[idle pawn]

🗿🤫🧏

[upbeat viper]

[idle pawn]

Nuh uh

[upbeat viper]

we're doomed

[wise mortar]

Fake rizzer

[idle pawn]

can rizz you

[wise mortar]

Ok go ahead

[digital phoenix]

ur being very unskibidi

[fallow beacon]

can you understand filipino?

[idle pawn]

Nuh uh

[slate owl]

hi vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv :3

[glossy radish]

hi adeeeeeeeee

[wise mortar]

Are u color blind? Cause you dont know what a greenery is

[rocky vale]

Do it

[wise mortar]

😎

[slate owl]

u forgot the :3 part

[glossy radish]

3:

[slate owl]

why sad

[glossy radish]

3:

[grim edge]

just a little bit. My mom's a Filipina and my dad's Polish/Norweigan

[wise mortar]

_ _

[glossy radish]

_ _

[wise mortar]

You got two dads?

[glossy radish]

LOL

[fallow beacon]

thats good

but whats your fluency

[wise mortar]

Yen

[idle pawn]

Are You Adopted ?

[idle pawn]

Yuh iuh

[glossy radish]

go back to sleep

[idle pawn]

yo

[idle pawn]

Komedy Peak

[glossy radish]

u

go away

[idle pawn]

no

[digital phoenix]

u should go to @idle pawn

[glossy radish]

why what

[wise mortar]

Lets do a bet how many days will Sleep last until his inevitable ban?

[glossy radish]

go

[idle pawn]

ye bbg

[wise mortar]

For me its a week

[grim edge]

usd sometimes euro

[idle pawn]

yeah come to me

[wise mortar]

Dont steal my joke bruh

[glossy radish]

there

[glossy radish]

he’s coming

[grim edge]

i like it

[glossy radish]

go

under there

go

over there

go

right there

die

he’s calling for you

he

[wise mortar]

Man stfu

[glossy radish]

jesus

go

there

go

down there

die

he’s calling for you

he wants you dead

he wants you

yes

[idle pawn]

ohk bbg

[glossy radish]

hi

leg

i got five hours of sleep i wasn’t planning on that

[grim edge]

someone pinged me?

[glossy radish]

i meant to get eight hours 😭

[grim edge]

yes?

[glossy radish]

ping

[glossy radish]

h

[grim edge]

It was so funny that I forgot to laugh

[fallow beacon]

what fluency means the language you can speak well

[glossy radish]

i need to sleep

ur so funny

[grim edge]

well well well

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-cat-cute-eating-gif-7700776

[glossy radish]

it’s six thirty

[fleet scroll]

need a tutorial on how to politely ask someone to wear cat ears

[grim edge]

im sorry. im obsessed with money.

[wise mortar]

Dominate them and show who is the owner

[glossy radish]

i’ve gotten someone to do that before

[glossy radish]

and that

[fleet scroll]

good idea. I'll try that

[wise mortar]

@viscid hearth dont delete msg, coward

[glossy radish]

leg

[grim edge]

for some reasons, I joined a server and I got 2 guys in my dms saying "hi" 💀

[glossy radish]

do what

[grim edge]

It was a new programming server

[wise mortar]

I can relate

😎

[glossy radish]

dms

[grim edge]

Oh you're here

[glossy radish]

do what 😭😭

[wise mortar]

Its not safe environment for u

[fleet scroll]

because you have a girl pfp

[wise mortar]

Nothing wrong with that

[grim edge]

Are u basically Alternative, Alte?

[wise mortar]

Nein

Omagah dont be a big meanie

[dusty elk]

i need sellers

[grim edge]

Leg you're a need...

[upbeat viper]

chill out

[dusty elk]

big sellers

[upbeat viper]

be nice

[wise mortar]

Thanks bast

[dusty elk]

https://tenor.com/view/zeke-gif-23132515

[wise mortar]

He is being a bully

[grim edge]

Yep... he's a bully

[upbeat viper]

btw

[grim edge]

Batman...

[worn ice]

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[wise mortar]

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[glossy radish]

all i did was spike the ball on him

volleyball

https://tenor.com/view/spike-andrea-drews-team-usa-nbc-olympics-volleyball-gif-22950106

[dusty elk]

i am pretty sure this is football

[viscid hearth]

Eat boogies

[wise mortar]

Bastman help

[dusty elk]

you can ask the mods and the can find dlted msgs

[wise mortar]

Thanks for the info

[glossy radish]

you were playing setter? damn

[viscid hearth]

😗

[glossy radish]

lame

[wise mortar]

😖

[grim edge]

It isn't connecting

[glossy radish]

anyways i need sleep fr i have about 30 minutes of sleep gn

[wise mortar]

Whats the issue

[upbeat viper]

something interesting was deleted ?

[glossy radish]

yeah from my messages

actually idk bast

[grim edge]

for some reasons, boys these days are more interested in talking to girls over a messaging app then doing the same irl

[wise mortar]

Idk bast

[glossy radish]

what was my last deleted message

[wise mortar]

We are tight knit community here, we dont snitch each other

[fleet scroll]

because being social irl can be intimidating for people

[upbeat viper]

snitch is the way for peace

[grim edge]

You have to try

[wise mortar]

Okay i will snitch these bozos later

[glossy radish]

nuh uh

[wise mortar]

I will be your personal informant

[sour thorn]

yea coz they dont have to face that mental trauma of what the girl is gonna think about ye

[glossy radish]

be mindful

[sleek oriole]

sup v

[grim edge]

I think every school should have a lesson on how to talk to girls

And the same for girls

[dusty elk]

tell me more about that

[grim edge]

For some reasons, there is a communication gap in the two genders

[dusty elk]

😎

[grim edge]

especially the gen Z

[dusty elk]

also 😎

[viscid hearth]

Gedadigedadigeo

[upbeat viper]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-family-guy-gif-4107753

[grim edge]

oof you are guys don't take anything seriously do you?

[digital phoenix]

its only the chronically online people

[wise mortar]

Woof???

[grim edge]

where that w come from 🤣

[viscid hearth]

RAHHHHH

[digital phoenix]

not having a tiktok account is the only thing keeping my sanity intact

[grim edge]

I never installed tiktok and snapchat 😼

[grim edge]

[digital phoenix]

i dont think anyone around me ever used snap

[grim edge]

[sour thorn]

nahh this reminds me of my grade 4 class 💀, so basically one day we had a school drama(stage acting) and the vice principal noticed that the boys and girls were not sitting next to each other(like the boys were at one place and the girls at another) and she complained to our class teacher, and when we got back to class, she asked us "ok guys what is the difference between a girlfriend and a boyfriend?" and the whole class is like OOOHOHOHOHOOHH and then shes like its nothing much, girls can be friends with boys and vice versa, i also have many men contacts on my phone, that does not mean they are my boyfriends etc etc

[grim edge]

Wot??

[fleet scroll]

the only real social media when I was a kid was myspace

which I never really got into

[grim edge]

I have pinterest

I use it for cooking

instagram is pretty shit too

[digital phoenix]

ud ruin it

[sour thorn]

bru guys read this 😭

[wise mortar]

Friendster enjoyer

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-sabo-meme-i-ain't-reading-allat-gif-2236514285106777359

[grim edge]

Leg more like chicken legs

[wise mortar]

Haha got him skibidi

[grim edge]

Hehe

[digital phoenix]

@upbeat viper for 7(b) do i assume area for x = 0 to x = 4

[grim edge]

Bro it's mathemaics

[twilit river]

Wait it was just a joke?? 😳

And I thought we were being serious😔

[grim edge]

Matics*

where is Paul

Here

[unreal fossil]

Anyone wanna play bullet?

[digital phoenix]

yeah but can u solve it

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1884 (2249 peak)
Blitz: 1999 (2078 peak)
Bullet: 1830 (2043 peak)

[grim edge]

Me

[blazing umbra]

anyone up for chess?

[unreal fossil]

@grim edge https://link.chess.com/play/pJHvi4

[upbeat viper]

find where the function crosses the x = 4 line and then add different integrals

[digital phoenix]

is this right or no

[dusty elk]

this is in the middle

[upbeat viper]

hmm

lemme graph the function

[dusty elk]

i think this is the kings gambit math variation

[digital phoenix]

but theres no way they want the other side right cos curve passes through 0,0

[fleet scroll]

women aren't real. they're a government psy op

[upbeat viper]

well the integral is the correct one

[upbeat viper]

hmmm

yes

because the x-axis cuts the thing

see

[grim edge]

all i do is work and listen to Mairos' stories about him being called handsome by 80-year-old ladies

[digital phoenix]

i mean whos grandma doesnt call them handsome

[grim edge]

acshually those are random grandmas

[upbeat viper]

yup correct

👌

[digital phoenix]

4 points for that is criminal

[slate owl]

shower feels so good

[grim edge]

try showering every quarter, it feels better

[slate owl]

quarter a month?

[grim edge]

quarter a year

[slate owl]

im already doing that

[slate owl]

oh shi ill try

[digital phoenix]

bros becoming a league player

[slate owl]

i alr am

:3

[fleet scroll]

:3

I also just showered this morning. I usually shower at night, but I wasn't feeling it last night

[grim edge]

i dont even know who invebted the idea of taking a shower. like dude, we're chill without showering for a year

[fleet scroll]

it's super refreshing right after you wake up

[slate owl]

frfr

[fleet scroll]

even better in the winter when you can put your clothes over the heater

so they're nice and warm when you get out

[wise mortar]

Chess talk is burning, im taking refuge here

[radiant frost]

Wtf

[grim edge]

showering twice a day or thrice a day is so weird. like if you train in the morning, just change clothes and train then go home and change clothes and work then sleep and never shower

[wise mortar]

U stimky

[grim edge]

youre just weird for not being stinky

[slate owl]

me walking out of the shower knowing damn well im not getting no cuddles

[wise mortar]

You arent reddit and discord mods dahlia smh

[slate owl]

balls 🔥

[wise mortar]

Man stfu addie

[umbral wind]

Do you think cavemen showered? No so you don’t need to either

[slate owl]

shut up im tired rn

[wise mortar]

Lay down.

[umbral wind]

Did Einstein or Newton shower? No they didn’t

[slate owl]

😳

[umbral wind]

Did Pele after scoring all those goals come home and shower? No he didn’t

[grim edge]

i mean this guy above me definitely need to shower. i was just being goofy. dont take it seriously. man, please shower fr.

as an asian, we shower twice or thrice a day

[radiant frost]

Take a shower man

[umbral wind]

I play chess do you think I shower

[radiant frost]

Hmm great question but unfortunately there isn't a logical way to answer this unless you answer it yourself.

[grim edge]

i bought bath and body works vanilla body scrub last month. i didnt know that i was allergic to strong cheap scent. now, im back to cetaphil

[digital phoenix]

they shower in dinosaur piss

[slate owl]

nuh

ur not an asian

[grim edge]

yuh uh

[fleet scroll]

:3

[slate owl]

ur half filipino and Philippines isnt even in asia

[radiant frost]

Wtf

[wise mortar]

Filipina is a latin

[grim edge]

[radiant frost]

You must be joking I guess

[digital phoenix]

u could also say india isnt in asia then

[radiant frost]

Or don't say you are American

[slate owl]

im always right its that every other 8 billion people are dumb

[wise mortar]

Adelynn got femboy dumbo disorder forgive her guys

[slate owl]

her 😭

[wise mortar]

Hey I acknowledge u

[radiant frost]

Haha

[unreal fossil]

You aren't an asian

[grim edge]

okay then

[fleet scroll]

LMAO

[slate owl]

happens to me everytime

frfr

[wise mortar]

Ffs lmao

Are being sirius right neow?

[grim edge]

aschually, i will be portuguese soon. just waiting for someone to realize something

[unreal fossil]

Will be Portuguese?

[radiant frost]

Wait! Do your parents know

[slate owl]

nuh

they shall never

[fleet scroll]

I stayed in the closet until I was 26 lol

[slate owl]

arent u 24

[sleek oriole]

hes like 40

[slate owl]

fair

[sleek oriole]

okay im so rude

[grim edge]

wheres leg

walking

[slate owl]

look down

[grim edge]

OOOOOOH!

[grim edge]

WHAT?

[rough python]

wait wrong one

[grim edge]

OH

[fleet scroll]

27

[grim edge]

hey chicken legs!

waddup

[wise mortar]

Lmao

[slate owl]

hm ok

[grim edge]

nope...

[idle pawn]

hh

[fleet scroll]

wait do you actually not know what the phrase "in the closet" means

[plain bay]

guys any 1500+ here ?

[rough python]

I don't

[grim edge]

chicken wings chicken wings hotdog and baloney chicken and macaroni chillin' with my homies.

[rough python]

I'm gonna use the "English isn't my first language" card

[plain bay]

I got a tourney tomorrow but my opponents be 1700

need help

[placid helm]

Ok prepare your chess engine once you take a toilet break

[fleet scroll]

It's when someone is gay/lgbt but it isn't known by their friends/family

[slate owl]

#💬〡chess-talk

[wise mortar]

Rude

[placid helm]

whats your elo

[plain bay]

1200+ something me too nub stuck in the same rating like hell

[placid helm]

1200 against 1700s 😭

[slate owl]

dont speak to me its not all that "i have a bouwuyfwiend :3" bullshit genuinely dont speak to me

[rough python]

so u came out of YOUR closet when u were 26

when did u get inside? 🤔

[plain bay]

1600+ technically

the new system of fide

they used to be 1500 when I took a break from it

now I see the 1200 are 1500+ now

[placid helm]

oh

have you ever won against a 1700 fide

[plain bay]

never ahh

[placid helm]

dang

goodluck

[plain bay]

whats ur rating ?

[placid helm]

1400

[plain bay]

friendly match with him ? yes

[plain bay]

one mtch ?

[digital phoenix]

i mean my fide was 1200 last time also

[plain bay]

anyone ?

[placid helm]

sure

[plain bay]

how much now ?

[placid helm]

user

[digital phoenix]

1560 or sum

[plain bay]

can u spectate our match ?

I need help so....

[digital phoenix]

eh sure but i wont pay attention im getting stroke on math

[placid helm]

youre 1200 fide right

[plain bay]

samee , was doing h.maths

[digital phoenix]

it doesnt exist anymore

[plain bay]

yess 1100+ on standard, 1200+ blitz

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-funny-smile-happy-gif-7621419476068285580

[plain bay]

I havent played with the new system

it will rise

[placid helm]

what about on chess.com

[plain bay]

yuck nwaaaaa 950 lmao

[placid helm]

what

you play on lichess?

[plain bay]

I got 1900+ in puzzles

i dont focus while playing online

btw one match

[placid helm]

okay

whats your user

[plain bay]

Rdlolic27

[placid helm]

bro wifi trippin 💀 one sec

[plain bay]

nws

[placid helm]

alr i sent

[plain bay]

btw 1 min

its Rdlolic24

sorry

[placid helm]

alr

[rough python]

there aren't any 🙄

too late

why did u do it @grim edge

why did u make me do it

[grim edge]

bro got traumatized

[unreal fossil]

Yo guys

[rough python]

Yo guys

[unreal fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-issues-gif-13031152103567454559

[grim edge]

(topology like in 3d modeling)

[unreal fossil]

I sent you that on purpose
Did you know why?

[unreal fossil]

😂😂

@grim edge you there dawg?

@grim edge You there bbg?

[grim edge]

@arm

@hand

[unreal fossil]

@strong

[grim edge]

@foot

[rough python]

@poopiepants

[unreal fossil]

Shut
I'll send you China to start a new virus after they eat you

For fun

[grim edge]

@somebody

[unreal fossil]

That I used to know

[grim edge]

someboddyyyyyyyyyy that i used to know

[unreal fossil]

They were correct when they cut you off

[grim edge]

Im the one who cut them off

[wise mortar]

Laik a samboooooooooodyyyy

[unreal fossil]

I used to knoww

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-asian-guy-asian-guy-buklau-gif-27094470

[grim edge]

but i didnt block 'cause that's so lame and childish

[wise mortar]

Man i miss Buk Lau

[unreal fossil]

What's that

[unreal fossil]

Depends on what a person did

[wise mortar]

Buk lau, I forgot the name of the channel

Back when youtube was cool

[unreal fossil]

Oh
So never

[wise mortar]

Oh its ownage prank

[grim edge]

💀

💀

💀

💀

[peak plank]

im 600 puzzles

[grim edge]

Well, I mean, if Discord says nobody is allowed to not accept friend requests, then everyone on Discord is just besties with everyone else, right?

[fallow beacon]

@grim edge Have u tried to listen to Pasilyo?

[grim edge]

But I had to cut them off
He acted like he wanted me back and everything was nothing
And I don't even need their love
Now, I treat them like strangers, and that feels so rough

im done chaning the lyrics

[raven dock]

bro's rappin

[viral epoch]

Wow haha I have 100 more elos than you

[peak plank]

no

[glossy radish]

hi

[viral epoch]

700 is better

[grim edge]

hae not. send me spotify

[peak plank]

😦

[raven dock]

2k is better

[rocky epoch]

I have 699 elo

[unreal fossil]

If they did bad then yeah deserved it

[viral epoch]

Hey Vivi

[viral epoch]

2k is nub

[rocky epoch]

I read yapping

[peak plank]

get ur main up fr

[unreal fossil]

Wanna fight

[rocky epoch]

2k is for newbies

[wise mortar]

Nah nah asser has arrived

[unreal fossil]

Wanna fight

[wise mortar]

💀💀💀

[viral epoch]

I have a second account?

[rocky epoch]

A blocked message?

[viral epoch]

A lord I have another account

[raven dock]

bro wasted 5 days

[rocky epoch]

You stronger than me

[viral epoch]

[peak plank]

more games = main account

[fallow beacon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0uZFcsx96wzbixsULmrg8o?si=AAGjP5ZKTdaMgiLwZ3JXyg

[viral epoch]

Yep ahaha

[rocky epoch]

I dont get it

[peak plank]

smh not playing any games

[viral epoch]

I played yesterday but only 2 cuz I was feeling unwell

I should play more fr fr

I played what I imagine to be a drunky

[peak plank]

and how many of thoese were rapid rated?

[viral epoch]

Dos

[viral epoch]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[viral epoch]

Yeah sorry. Two

[rocky epoch]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[viral epoch]

Wow

The guy I played yesterday is still playing

[grim edge]

i started this raw chicken diet and am having diarrhea

[umbral wind]

LOOOL

[rocky epoch]

Is that a diet to death

[grim edge]

Try keto

[rocky epoch]

Keto 🤮

[grim edge]

Do you even know what keto is?

[fallow beacon]

Keto diet

[glossy radish]

hi venti

[rocky epoch]

yes

maybe i do

Maybe not

[glossy radish]

hhhhhhhdidnrjrof

[rocky epoch]

Yo fr?

i never knew that

You're a life savior

[grim edge]

the intro is so smooothhhh ngl

[glossy radish]

hi dah

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-26176788

[grim edge]

Hi V

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-13999500

[fallow beacon]

It will make u puke (for me)

[fallow beacon]

🥺🥺🥺

[cinder trout]

Sup randoms

[grim edge]

Sup 600

[unreal fossil]

Just like my charisma

[cinder trout]

Shush random

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzy-rizz-mode-rizzmode-gif-25590145

[unreal fossil]

I am the most charismatic person here

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[cinder trout]

only if the room is empty

[cinder trout]

I coulda beat u tho

[unreal fossil]

Empty of boys but filled with girls

[unreal fossil]

What's your rating

[slate owl]

did someone say boys 😍

[cinder trout]

I am 9/11

[unreal fossil]

Still low

[cinder trout]

This aint twitch

[cinder trout]

Nahh

[unreal fossil]

It's more sus than twitch

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
That's like everyone

[cinder trout]

Bruh

[cinder trout]

🧢

[unreal fossil]

Wanna fight me in 3+1?

3+0*

[sonic vapor]

Hello everyone

[slate owl]

yeah i shouldn't have unblocked him

[cinder trout]

U need 3 ppl to fight me?🫣

[cinder trout]

Shush

[cinder trout]

Me?

[unreal fossil]

Don't shush her

[unreal fossil]

Yo

[cinder trout]

Or what

[unreal fossil]

I am saying the time format of chess

[cinder trout]

Sus

[fallow beacon]

Teacher: "today we'll be learning the Ohio alpha language. Only Kai cenat and Turkish Quandale Dingle can read this."

...

Me: "Teacher I can read this.."

Teacher: "in your dreams little man"

the alpha in me starts reading it

Teacher: "-no way--"

Crush: "I'm so downbad for him"

whole class gets up and starts chanting
"All hail the rizz king!"

president walks in

President: "We finally found the reincarnation of Duke Dennis.."

[sonic vapor]

Hello

[slate owl]

dont feed the trolls waste of ur time

[unreal fossil]

True

[slate owl]

hi :3

[sonic vapor]

Hi

[unreal fossil]

@sonic vapor add Vincenzo to your k drama recommendation too
It's nice

[cinder trout]

Bro saying dont feed Trolls but keeps feeding me by talking abt me, you are right u shouldnt have unblocked me💀

[slate owl]

pls no kdrama 😭

[cinder trout]

Am just chilling here tbh

[unreal fossil]

It has boys too

[slate owl]

im korean and theyre annoying

[slate owl]

no femboys smh smh

[unreal fossil]

You ain't Korean

[slate owl]

too masculine for me

[sonic vapor]

You watch kdrama?

[slate owl]

yes i literally am??? 😭

[cinder trout]

Ok and

[unreal fossil]

Nah
I just watched Vincenzo

[cinder trout]

Not with that pfp

[sonic vapor]

Oo nice

[cinder trout]

Thx for telling me

[ivory marlin]

Hello

[sonic vapor]

@unreal fossil do you who I am ?

[slate owl]

why does everyone say cap when i clearly am korean

[cinder trout]

Hiya

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
Kyung

[ivory marlin]

💀

[sonic vapor]

Oo

[wise mortar]

Shibal

[vale frost]

Heh am such a jerk

[cinder trout]

Ok leg

[wise mortar]

💀

[unreal fossil]

You in ur pfp?

[slate owl]

YESSSSSS

[wise mortar]

DO NOT ANSWER

[sonic vapor]

Yeah

[slate owl]

DESTROYYYYY >:3