💬〡general-off-topic

[hearty glacier]

''headshots'' now tell me that is not a gay term

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-baby-yoda-dad-father-gif-16041398

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/jorge-masvidal-masvidal-ufc261-knockout-kamaru-usman-gif-21305926

[urban star]

My honest reaction

[sleek oriole]

hello people

[hearty glacier]

some guys are into rough stuff

[urban star]

Bro thinks he colby

[hearty glacier]

if u watch the full vod , he gets up and say ''punch me again daddy''

[urban star]

Diaz fanboys are childish fr

[warped portal]

I dont like diaz

[urban star]

😂ur actually funny

[warped portal]

funny sometimes seems chill nothing special

[urban star]

No he don’t 😂what stfu

[warped portal]

we support u paul

u dont have to hide it

[rose torrent]

lmao

[urban star]

U do

[hearty glacier]

i'm done messing with Paul

gn

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/choke-hold-guillotine-jon-jones-own-gif-6728375625887638728

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/khabib-smesh-who-cares-today-gif-7681357949167899881

[tired narwhal]

Brother

[rose torrent]

Isis Al Ghaib

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/belal-muhammad-jon-jones-gif-9291999456240531234

[tired narwhal]

Hm?

[urban star]

Obama made cookies

Hmmm yummy

[rose torrent]

Is this Kanye

[urban star]

Facts

[rose torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hunter-x-hunter-gif-1385292026447264066

[tired narwhal]

They prolly taste nasty
He def doesn't do anything for himself food wise

[urban star]

No its west

[rose torrent]

How are u, west

[urban star]

Bro

[urban star]

I was thinking the cookies would have drone tech in them

[grim edge]

I HEARD SOMEONE SAID KITKAT

[urban star]

Pretty sick how are u ninja turtle

[tired narwhal]

Cookies are a government propoganda to distract people from the loads of debt the US is in

[rose torrent]

Im feeling like destroying the Kraang's seret operations

[urban star]

Not possible u would lose

[rose torrent]

nah

at 12 pm we fighting them

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/krane-tmnt-tmht-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-teenage-mutant-hero-turtles-gif-13251060

[urban star]

Do u need west help ?

[rose torrent]

We need all the help we can get to defend the earth

[tired narwhal]

What role do you need to make a post in forums

[urban star]

Lemme call my buddy from Germany I think he can help

[keen parcel]

.

[rose torrent]

nah no need for that

[tired narwhal]

Fat albert can help (me)

[urban star]

U sure ?

[tired narwhal]

Yk what would be crazy

[urban star]

Remember kids don’t pay your taxes

[urban star]

If Kanye was president

[grim edge]

yo

which servers have girls in them

[wise mortar]

Here

[urban star]

Your moms server

[tired narwhal]

Underage?

[grim edge]

nah bro

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-was-you-saying-something-nuh-uh-you-cant-tell-me-nothing-kanye-west-nuh-uh-kanye-nuh-uh-kanye-excuse-me-gif-17898344810329028757

Yo

I put every role

[wise mortar]

Asker?

[urban star]

Your dad

https://tenor.com/view/no-dad-gif-23245428

[wise mortar]

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found the comment just made, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found the joke so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that joke was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

[wise mortar]

I'm done with seeing this "I ain't reading allat" stuff everywhere I go, I have had enough! First off, I can't stand grammatical errors (readin?), and then there is no such word as "allat" in the English language. Seriously though, this shit is like walking into a library and shouting, "I refuse to read!"

Is it too much to ask for a little engagement? I mean, we're all here to share, discuss, and maybe even learn a thing or two. But nah, let's just slap on the blinders and proudly declare our unwillingness to engage with anything beyond the title of the post (if you even made it that far), a headline basically.

It's the digital equivalent of saying, "I'm intellectually allergic to depth and substance." Bravo, folks, round of applause for the champion of willful ignorance! Maybe we should start awarding medals for the most creatively lazy contribution.

But hey, who needs context, understanding, or a nuanced perspective, right? Let's just reduce complex issues to catchy phrases and call it a day. Meanwhile, the rest of us will be over here, actually participating in meaningful conversations.

[covert cosmos]

aint reading allat

[vestal salmon]

That could have been shortened to two words (F u)

[tired narwhal]

How long does the chess.com thing take to connect to my dc

oh nvm

[lime lava]

Sweetheart
Leave the server
Pls...

[peak plank]

XD

[wise mortar]

Sorry

[lament jacinth]

Hi alte

[wise mortar]

Hello, welcome.

[slate owl]

boop

[wise mortar]

I beg your pardon, but did you just call me a "boop"? That is one of the most heinous insults one could use, and for that, I must say to you: you have made an absolute buffoonery of yourself, my good sir. Please reconsider your actions, for the path you have chosen today is a dark one, and may the gods of truth and justice have mercy upon your soul.

[peak plank]

No, they did not.

I am their spokesperson

[stable mirage]

meow

[twin moon]

Pixel

[peak plank]

yeah?

[twin moon]

I see the QG all the time, I learn the benko gambit, and now I can’t see any QGs

[peak plank]

Good, ur opponents dont allow you to be losing by move 6

[twin moon]

You really just hate any opening I choose don’t you 💀

[peak plank]

No. I was fine with you playing the french and bird

center game is underrated

[twin moon]

Speaking of which

Idk why this is, but if you play d6 instead of Nc6 the engine evaluates it as almost +1

After Qxd4 ofc

[peak plank]

ofc

[twin moon]

Why is the move order so crucial if you can play d6 after Qe3?

[slate owl]

ewww chess

[slate owl]

do the :3

[lament jacinth]

DONT DO ITTT

[slate owl]

u do it too

[wise mortar]

No.

I am a respectable person, i will not do the :3

I will never let myself go like that

[slate owl]

meow mrrp meow :3 meow mrrp :3 :3 mrow mrrp mrrrp

[minor spoke]

Hi ppl wassup

Where everyone at

[slate owl]

hiii chocolate :3

[minor spoke]

[wise mortar]

The bozos are still sleeping

We are the reasonable ones

[lament jacinth]

What cat says mrrp I've never heard it

[wise mortar]

Whats the reason

I mean look at it

[wise mortar]

https://youtube.com/shorts/M3CX_-qjdOU?si=D8WONH7D6KBq5W9O

[umbral wind]

Where?

[wise mortar]

Com?

[umbral wind]

Damn maybe you did a little bit of the 🚒

[slate owl]

c*m

[lament jacinth]

None of those cats said mrrp

[wise mortar]

Liya u are deaf

[lament jacinth]

They said BRDDDD

[wise mortar]

Yeah chess.com right

Alternative acc?

U need permission for that

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[minor spoke]

Fr

[vale frost]

Every mlbb game

[carmine silo]

nike waszoawski

[wise mortar]

The voice chat is about to filled with ptng i*a mo

[glossy radish]

AAA

[grim edge]

So real bro I feel lonely asf

[vale frost]

Just sharing:>

My motivation for mlbb somehow come back but at the price of being stuck in 1800 for a month noe in chess

1800 IS SO HARD TO ESCAPE AAAUGH

[peak plank]

...

[zealous glen]

Yo im getting evvidence on yall mf's, ive got like 20 messeges already, send me more screenshots

[wise mortar]

Bro play real games like ludo

[wise mortar]

You will get muted

[cursive pawn]

I got a new pet

[wise mortar]

Is that adelynn

[zealous glen]

For what

[fallow beacon]

Smash

[cursive pawn]

She has wings but can’t fly

I think she’s injured

[zealous glen]

Bro wtf its an animal

Yeah that's going to the folder

[grim edge]

I expect u to be better...

Magic Johnson go brrrr

[cursive pawn]

Dotknij, aby zobaczyć załącznik

[minor spoke]

So real

[upbeat viper]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Sa0ARRZo3/?igsh=eXV6eHVjdjc5OGZq

igo.meow

Day 1
#catscatscats #igomeow

Likes

64225

Instagram

[zealous glen]

Mf why u do that to me

[wise mortar]

I love their clear articulation

[cursive pawn]

Ban polish

[zealous glen]

yes i think this is cat

[minor spoke]

Isnt it 2am

[upbeat viper]

It is

[wise mortar]

Polish kid made fake screenshots ban

[minor spoke]

What r u doing 😭

[pearl goblet]

"Hey I heard Harry's godfather died."
"Dead serious?"
"Don't say that!"

[cursive pawn]

Guys she’s injured she can barely walk

[fallow beacon]

Give her food

[cursive pawn]

What does she eat

[fallow beacon]

Small piece of bread maybe or leaves something like that

I assume that's a bug

[digital phoenix]

id kill it

and then id kill it again tomake sure

[cursive pawn]

I think she’s just gonna die

Prolly too old

[digital phoenix]

spare her and kill her fast

[fallow beacon]

If I were you, I'll build our future with her

[cursive pawn]

Spring season so many bugs

@grim edge What pet should i get

Also i cleaned my apartment and put some stuff just need some last touches

[minor spoke]

CAT

[cursive pawn]

I can’t take care of cat

Im in a small studio apartment she will die of small place

[fallow beacon]

Anacondas or Black Panther idk

[cursive pawn]

Ill get a tiger

[jaunty kindle]

Reddit being reddit

[wise mortar]

Adelynn

[sterile grail]

Hi people

[sterile grail]

You sound cute in this one

[digital phoenix]

ur gay

[sterile grail]

No

[latent pebble]

🍏

[upbeat viper]

Lmao

[wise mortar]

Please do the :3

[grim edge]

Start wuth a fish

[sterile grail]

Dahlia 1v1?

[cursive pawn]

i want a friend

[grim edge]

I woke up in the middle of my sleep. I’m going to sleep again

[grim edge]

Dog

[cursive pawn]

fish is underwater

[minor spoke]

CAT

[sterile grail]

It's literally 4 am here. Woke up early.

[cursive pawn]

I WANT A CAT BUT I CAN'T TAKE CARE OF CAT

a child is easier than a cat

[sterile grail]

Cats are scary too.

[minor spoke]

Ehhh not rlly, cant u get some low maintenance cat

[cursive pawn]

i cant take care of cat

[minor spoke]

Cats r amazing

[sterile grail]

One deep bite is all it takes

[tired narwhal]

Interesting

[minor spoke]

But only ones u can actually have fun with r cats and dogs

[tired narwhal]

[sterile grail]

Actually cows are cool too

[cursive pawn]

nah my apartment is tiny and i cant afford cutting her hair every month and take cat to vet from time to time

[minor spoke]

...

[tired narwhal]

Umm I would say get a lazy dog

[sterile grail]

I remember playing fetch with a cow at some point in my life

[cursive pawn]

true

[tired narwhal]

Same with a child

[minor spoke]

Id just wait then

[wise mortar]

A child will destroy your life permanently

[cursive pawn]

i wanted a squirrel but squirrel is a wild animal not healthy to keep in home

[wise mortar]

Otter

[tired narwhal]

You were a child once
Friendly fire won’t be tolerated

[minor spoke]

Thatd actually be fire

[cursive pawn]

just wait till it grows and throw it in school

[wise mortar]

I didnt ask to be born

[tired narwhal]

Not exactly how that works

[tired narwhal]

How lighthearted

[cursive pawn]

thats how my life was

[minor spoke]

Wb a ferret

[wise mortar]

Fireferret

[cursive pawn]

wait thats actually intersting

[minor spoke]

Or a finch

Zebra finches r cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g2rxtWu_FM

And this looks sick af

[grim edge]

u seem to like animals a lot

[wise mortar]

Are u sirius right neow?

[minor spoke]

Ive nvr had a pet myself so take this with a grain of salt 😁 @cursive pawn

[nova verge]

Hi

[cursive pawn]

https://youtu.be/3QWi4JWjfsI?feature=shared

[wise mortar]

Arent they noisy af?

Or is it otter

[minor spoke]

Idk

[minor spoke]

That looks cool, 6:55 timestamp

[digital phoenix]

what if u accidentally eat them

[minor spoke]

[cursive pawn]

Go away notlasagna

[harsh mortar]

bah humbug

[lament jacinth]

💀

[grim edge]

I need a good movie rec

[lament jacinth]

Genre

[wise mortar]

Whats the best lebanese movie ever

[lament jacinth]

Idk never watched any

[wise mortar]

Smh

[lament jacinth]

I domt even think we had reception in my town

[grim edge]

Something disturbing

My favorite movies are gummo, happiness, trash humpers, greasy strangler, and step brothers

[lament jacinth]

Only move I like is ome I haven't really watched

I've just seen scenes from it

[grim edge]

What movie

[digital phoenix]

tom and jerry

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

[raven dock]

Hey guys

Good morning

[digital phoenix]

good night

[raven dock]

What is the time there?

[digital phoenix]

10am

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[raven dock]

How is it night lol

[digital phoenix]

i want to sleep

[tired narwhal]

Buenos tardes

[raven dock]

You didn't sleep yet?

[digital phoenix]

i did i want to sleep more

[raven dock]

Go do some stuff

[digital phoenix]

im in class

[raven dock]

Your mind needs to get engaged

[raven dock]

Then listen to your teacher. Close the phone

[grim edge]

Finally

That curse is over

[raven dock]

?

[digital phoenix]

my phone is off

[grim edge]

1 week timeout

I'm free

[cursive pawn]

Capernaum

[cursive pawn]

Capernaum

[lament jacinth]

@glass kiln pls reprovide time out to this man

[grim edge]

Lol

[lament jacinth]

He's gomna give u 1 month

How did u even get timed out for a week

[grim edge]

Check dms

[minor spoke]

Holy crap

[digital phoenix]

none of them are online

[minor spoke]

Bast prob is

[digital phoenix]

when he appears hes virtually useless

[glossy radish]

they’re all dead

[minor spoke]

LMAO

Fr

[upbeat viper]

Wrong

[minor spoke]

See i told u

I was right smh

[twilit river]

Mf ain't you british?

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

[digital phoenix]

ssssssssmashing day for a pint innit

[wise mortar]

The gang is here

[twilit river]

😨😳

[minor spoke]

*Bri'ish

[twilit river]

😭🙏

[minor spoke]

[twilit river]

Hairy Potter diss is crazy

[marble garden]

hullo

[stable mirage]

meow

[twilit river]

😳

Ye ik

The pfp you mean

Grandma said I'm handsome tho😎

😨😰

That's crazy😭🙏she's six feet down in earth

[peak plank]

bruh

[grim edge]

How many pull-ups can you do?

I don't like people under 5'11

[quartz sonnet]

I love FE!N

[digital phoenix]

@glass kiln discrimination

[vestal basin]

What about people under 9'11?

[digital phoenix]

theyre dead

[clever wind]

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[digital phoenix]

oh ur talking about height

[vestal basin]

[clever wind]

https://tenor.com/view/oi-gif-3956994218167563723

[grim edge]

Something is missing

[vestal basin]

Nah the audio should be K.O. not OK

[digital phoenix]

from your mom, also was gifted

i won something

[radiant frost]

Not the 9/11 joke again

[glossy radish]

hi kids

[peak plank]

bro thats gonna get you banned

dont

[digital phoenix]

its so funny i died laughing

[clever wind]

ok i wont anymore

[lament jacinth]

Lol imagine being under 10 foot

[lament jacinth]

HIIIII

[signal geyser]

2

[unreal fossil]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

FR

[glossy radish]

hiiii

[lament jacinth]

hiiiii

[lament jacinth]

Hello kitten

[restive storm]

top 5 unexpected moments

[orchid sun]

im playing squad busters

[glossy radish]

huiiigofioii

[minor spoke]

Hi ppl

[lament jacinth]

GO STUDY LEAVE

[minor spoke]

I was for the past few hours

[lament jacinth]

STUDY MOREEEEE

[minor spoke]

😭

[lament jacinth]

Or else you'll have to play

Guess the piece with me

[minor spoke]

Play what

Bruh

[lament jacinth]

It's unbearable

[minor spoke]

💀

[lament jacinth]

I'd study if i were you

[minor spoke]

I shud prolly study if i were me as well

[lament jacinth]

nah

SHDBKWNS

[minor spoke]

Fym nah

Wait skull this isnt dms

[restive storm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/996914550773387365/1212238743419883520/premium-skull-deluxe-dark-skull.gif

[minor spoke]

Ong

[lament jacinth]

@unreal fossil

Kitten

[rough python]

[rough python]

@unreal fossil u got uno reversed

[unreal fossil]

Man I had to study

[unreal fossil]

Nooo
You are my kitten

[unreal fossil]

No
She is my smol kitten

[wise mortar]

Pocket kitten

[unreal fossil]

Yeah

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pocket-gif-26590405

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
Thats liya

[lament jacinth]

Kitten you are so foolish

[unreal fossil]

Don't try to reverse roles
You'll be my kitten
That smol 2 feet kitten

Btw are you really short or people just troll you randomly?

[wise mortar]

[lament jacinth]

Im 4'10

43kg

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
That's the height of my kitten

[wise mortar]

[unreal fossil]

I can easily
I was 2nd fastest in my school
Soo.

[lament jacinth]

So what's your time

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/running-workout-minions-cardio-despicable-me-gif-4349585

[lament jacinth]

For 100 metres

[unreal fossil]

I've played much more 500m races

[lament jacinth]

Don't care

Whats your 100m time

[wise mortar]

Liya really ticked all the characteristics of dwarf in LOTR

[unreal fossil]

I think its was like 10.1 or 10.32 I don't remember it

[wise mortar]

They are great sprinters

[unreal fossil]

The 1st place had 9.98

I remember him trolling me and then I defeated him in 1v1 3-1

[lament jacinth]

Welp

[unreal fossil]

What's your time

Yeah you deleted that
But we saw it
Now you are my kitten officially

[wise mortar]

Yay

[unreal fossil]

You smol little kitten

[lament jacinth]

We saw what

[unreal fossil]

I have my witness here

[wise mortar]

Yes please sign right here sir for the adoption

[unreal fossil]

Sharvil
Signed

[wise mortar]

Congrats, you can take her home

[lament jacinth]

No

[unreal fossil]

She already is
Just wanted to clear some legal things

[wise mortar]

Ah i see, do you have a name for her sir?

[lament jacinth]

My 100m sprint time is 1.4 seconds

[rough python]

how are u shorter than me but have more weight than me?

[unreal fossil]

Wrong decimal place

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rushing-stuart-minions-the-rise-of-gru-minions2-running-gif-25300092

[unreal fossil]

What💀

[lament jacinth]

No my best all time was 11.9

[wise mortar]

Goddamn why the minion is so furry

[rough python]

Oh no the beans have been spilled

[lament jacinth]

How tf are you Alive?

[unreal fossil]

Still slower than me
So you are my pocket kitten now
Come here smol kitty

[lament jacinth]

No

[unreal fossil]

The stuff toy got life

[lament jacinth]

Can u drive a car

[wise mortar]

Buy her a toy

[unreal fossil]

Yeah but I don't have a license but I've learned it

[rough python]

I'm 38kg

[wise mortar]

💀

[lament jacinth]

I have a license

Im faster

[unreal fossil]

You aren't even 18

How you got the license

[wise mortar]

Someone get this man a sandwich

[lament jacinth]

Different laws mf

[rough python]

but age does make a difference 👀

[lament jacinth]

How are you Alive..

[rough python]

age makes a difference

[wise mortar]

Its just a number

[unreal fossil]

Which country gives license before 18

[lament jacinth]

Whats your height

[rough python]

wait hol'up

stupid net

[unreal fossil]

Exactly

[wise mortar]

Anyone can play chess even when they are still young

[vale frost]

Oh sh*t wrong server

[unreal fossil]

No nerd

[lament jacinth]

HOW TALL ARE YOU SIR

[vale frost]

Ok buddy?

[lament jacinth]

Nerdddd

[wise mortar]

Brother go play ludo or something

[unreal fossil]

That's my kitty

[lament jacinth]

Quiet kitten

I do not accept your dis respect

[rough python]

less tall than Robert Pershing Wadlow

[unreal fossil]

Nah
You are my kitten by yourself

[lament jacinth]

Juat say your height

[rough python]

5

[wise mortar]

5 what

[minor spoke]

5 inches

[lament jacinth]

5'?

[unreal fossil]

I am giving you respect for making you my kitty

[lament jacinth]

That's really small

[wise mortar]

Its how you use it

[minor spoke]

👀

[rough python]

wait idk what did i measure it with

[unreal fossil]

That's small

[rough python]

lemme check

[wise mortar]

How many banana is that

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[lament jacinth]

If you're 5'0. A dude, and 38 kg, you're anorexic

[minor spoke]

Midget

[wise mortar]

Bro eat something

[unreal fossil]

You need life support asap💀

[rough python]

[minor spoke]

Malnutrition lmao

[lament jacinth]

5'0 dude should be like 46kg min

[rough python]

yeah i think so too 😔

[wise mortar]

Dont bully he probably got eating disorder

[minor spoke]

R u a stick

[unreal fossil]

@rough python you a guy or a girl?

[minor spoke]

I used to be like that

[lament jacinth]

Man

[unreal fossil]

Man
Then it's worse

[minor spoke]

Skul

[rough python]

nah

[lament jacinth]

Imagine weighing less than me

[minor spoke]

..

[lament jacinth]

Denial or your scale is broken

[wise mortar]

You can do it

[lament jacinth]

Has your mother used it recently

Probably why it's broken

[minor spoke]

💀

[wise mortar]

Go check up at the hospital

[minor spoke]

No just

[wise mortar]

Is ok bro

[minor spoke]

Eat lol

[unreal fossil]

Man I have a semi insulting line
Which is idk kind of sus
Should I say it?

[rough python]

im gonna do a BMI test rq

[lament jacinth]

1.1% body fat

[unreal fossil]

Your bmi might be smaller than your age💀

[lapis rover]

what is your fortnite rank?

[unreal fossil]

We have lives

[rough python]

bruh im getting roasted out here 💀

[wise mortar]

Go to a doctor they’ll prescribed you vitamins

[lament jacinth]

@umbral wind

[minor spoke]

15.4 💀

Underweight

[lapis rover]

idk who is he... any hints?

[unreal fossil]

I'll continue
You are soo small that my wiener is like a burj khalifa compared to your height

[minor spoke]

Alr bro

[unreal fossil]

Malnutritioned💀

[wise mortar]

📸

[grim edge]

eat a pudding cup

[lament jacinth]

Hes a 2600 elo player. I was inviting you to do what your name is suggesting

[minor spoke]

Skul

[digital phoenix]

i think in general if a dude is below 40kg hes dead

[digital phoenix]

ok wtf

[lament jacinth]

True

[lapis rover]

ohhh 🤤

[digital phoenix]

are u a stick

[minor spoke]

Yeah...

No not me idiot

The neal kid

[digital phoenix]

oh

[wise mortar]

Hey hey we dont tolerate that naughty word around here

[digital phoenix]

@rough python eat rice

[wise mortar]

Simmer down

[unreal fossil]

We've said worse

[minor spoke]

I will call by bf whatever i want smh

[lament jacinth]

My bmi is about 19.5

[minor spoke]

Wait thats actually solid

[wise mortar]

Ok kitten

[unreal fossil]

No it isnt

[digital phoenix]

its still kinda low isnt it

[lament jacinth]

That was just using a bmi calculator

[minor spoke]

Below 18 is underweight but they also say 25 is max normal. Id say like past 23 is pushing it

[digital phoenix]

my bmi is 21.7

[rough python]

16.45

[frail temple]

I don't know what Body mass Index even means smh

[unreal fossil]

No still you are my smol malnutritioned kitty

[frail temple]

I just remember the def.

[minor spoke]

But every bmi calculator is calibrated to United States standards so everything is inflated by like 2-3 points

[lapis rover]

mine is 31 and they still call me obese idk y

[lament jacinth]

IM NOT MALNUROISHED AND IM NOT YOUR.KITTEN

[wise mortar]

When its time to eat go eat brother

[rough python]

Bye

[digital phoenix]

u should just be called massive

[rough python]

[unreal fossil]

You are
You accepted to be my kitty

[lament jacinth]

SHOW PROOF

[peak plank]

bruh

[lapis rover]

i ain't fat though , im just large

[unreal fossil]

You deleted the message

[minor spoke]

3/4 smh what happened to the fourth

[wise mortar]

You probably have eating disorders, which is not funny, seriously it will affect your health, go check it

[peak plank]

what the hell bro

[lament jacinth]

WHAT MESSAGWX THERE NO PROOF

[digital phoenix]

theres always a chance he just has insanely fast metabolism

[minor spoke]

Liya relax 😭

[frail temple]

I can see deleted msgs

[peak plank]

I drew 2 games

[wise mortar]

Its just a myth

[peak plank]

I played the petroff so drew

[minor spoke]

Oh

[lament jacinth]

SO ?

[minor spoke]

Bruh cringe

[frail temple]

why play petroff

[lament jacinth]

SHOW US THE PROOF

[digital phoenix]

u werent even tryna win were u did u just purposely draw

[peak plank]

I didnt feel like playing ngl;

[minor spoke]

Anish moment

[digital phoenix]

smh

[unreal fossil]

She said if you beat my time in 100m sprint
I'll be your kitten
And this was my reply to her
And then she deleted it
LIYA EXPOSED

[peak plank]

it was the final round and I wouldve gurenteed a tie for first

[frail temple]

rating 🔥

[minor spoke]

U couldve played berlin

[lament jacinth]

Proof where

[wise mortar]

Pixel lad i gain 50 elo today then lost it after

[digital phoenix]

btw if u die does ur fide profile say ur dead

[unreal fossil]

YOU DELETED ITTT

[frail temple]

ya sound like a Gambler

[lapis rover]

no one really cares , so just stawp it

[lament jacinth]

Sounds like someone has no proof

[peak plank]

idk if FIDE cares but USCF does

[digital phoenix]

really what does it say

[wise mortar]

Yeah i should have stopped then

[peak plank]

for example https://www.uschess.org/msa/MbrDtlMain.php?12407354

[unreal fossil]

Sounds like someone lost the bet And is now backing up like a scared kitty

[digital phoenix]

thats nice

[lament jacinth]

Haha kitten. You're funny, Now sit down and co operate before you're punished

[unreal fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-kitten-kitty-cute-animals-gif-14445725

That's you

[minor spoke]

I need that

No....

[lament jacinth]

@minor spoke that's you

[minor spoke]

HOW IS THAT ME

[wise mortar]

Stop with the kitten stuffs nonsense right neow! You are all kitten

[digital phoenix]

cooked

[unreal fossil]

No
That's you in my pocket you little kitty@lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

You cannot kittenify me

[minor spoke]

Catching strays for no reason

[unreal fossil]

You already are born a kitten

[frail temple]

who's this:

[lament jacinth]

Ill be kitten when premium discord nitro

[minor spoke]

Doofus

[unreal fossil]

Little snorlax

[lapis rover]

how i join teams?

[wise mortar]

What team

[unreal fossil]

You are kitten
Kitten dosent need nitro

[frail temple]

your BF already gifts you Nitro tell me more

[lapis rover]

the nepotism and ding dong bell ones

[frail temple]

Also it's been proven girls chase guys for money.

[lament jacinth]

Lol i don't have a bf

[digital phoenix]

funniest message ive seen today

[frail temple]

🥶

[wise mortar]

Huh

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
She's my kitten

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet

[lapis rover]

ok

[unreal fossil]

No
You sleep
You haven't slept in 5 seconds
You might be sleep deprived

[frail temple]

I'm an Alpha Wolf

[minor spoke]

Alr u guys cut it out its getting cringe

[wise mortar]

You can always play chess to prove who is the kitten

Whats liya elo again?

[lament jacinth]

3480

[unreal fossil]

Whoever loses is the kitten
Get on the field @lament jacinth

[wise mortar]

480 u mean

[mighty saffron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[frail temple]

I can easily attack my opponents

[wise mortar]

Attack deez nuts

[frail temple]

you look mighty tasty guinea pig

[wise mortar]

Weird kink but ok

[frail temple]

I'm a carnivore im da wolf

[minor spoke]

Dahlia lurking

[wise mortar]

Buddy you are my puppy

[lament jacinth]

Better than speaking

[lapis rover]

got the nepotism one , thanks to my general knowledge

[unreal fossil]

Roses are red
I am licking my lips
A booty that big
Could cause an eclipse

[wise mortar]

Here doggie

[minor spoke]

True

[wise mortar]

Ok now piss off

[unreal fossil]

I saw this in a yt short

[lament jacinth]

I already said that get something original

[wise mortar]

Jk

[frail temple]

that's the lurker

[mighty saffron]

@lament jacinth why not do a chess match with web to prove who is kitten

[wise mortar]

boop

[unreal fossil]

Shut
I'll lock you in my pocket

[lament jacinth]

Whats chess

[lapis rover]

u team ding ? cuz u asian? that's racism but okay nvm

[unreal fossil]

Exactly

[lapis rover]

😉 .

[mighty saffron]

but your peak was like above 2k

[wise mortar]

I am asian and i eat rice

[lament jacinth]

Ch*ss is for #💬〡chess-talk

[frail temple]

all asians eat rise

[unreal fossil]

That's why she is my kitten

[lapis rover]

probably south indian , nice 2 meet u

[wise mortar]

Nah

[lapis rover]

ohh , where r u from then?

[lament jacinth]

I don't consent

[wise mortar]

Its a secret

[unreal fossil]

You already did
You can't change it

[lapis rover]

c'mon u r a dude , spit it

[wise mortar]

I am a girl

[lament jacinth]

I don't see your proof

[unreal fossil]

You cleared up the evidence

[frail temple]

Malyasia.

[lament jacinth]

Real girls say uwu

[wise mortar]

uWu

[unreal fossil]

You say meow

[frail temple]

I already got it. ez.

[minor spoke]

Oh please

[wise mortar]

Ewww

[lapis rover]

girl with a he/him role is sus , but its fine cuz there are idk how many fking genders , in real only 2

[frail temple]

infinite number

[wise mortar]

Because I don’t want to be harassed

[unreal fossil]

Only 2

[restive storm]

Google moment

[lapis rover]

who's gonna harras an asian who eats rice? , u r gtg

[unreal fossil]

There are only 2
Those websites just bring up their SEO

[frail temple]

politcal corectness is key

[wise mortar]

Racism

[lament jacinth]

Chats aboutta get banned

[minor spoke]

Ong

[unreal fossil]

Facts are above politics

[lapis rover]

it was a compliment tho my brother

[restive storm]

I ain’t getting banned

[unreal fossil]

If saying the truth gets me banned then yeah we know who's wrong

[wise mortar]

Ok thanks sis

[minor spoke]

Autospok is too cool to get banned

[frail temple]

@wise mortar you are Indonesian

[lament jacinth]

Real

[wise mortar]

Congrats

[frail temple]

yep

[restive storm]

No I just don’t break rules
Also it’s dor

[lapis rover]

amm nvm idc , so do u play smthng other than chess and rice?

[wise mortar]

Lisan al gaib is from a movie

[lament jacinth]

Baik

[unreal fossil]

Paka

[lapis rover]

@wise mortar say something in ur local language

[unreal fossil]

Xi jinping

[minor spoke]

...

[wise mortar]

Nihao

[lapis rover]

chinese

[minor spoke]

Nihao

[wise mortar]

Yeah i am chinese

[minor spoke]

Wo jiao

[frail temple]

ni shi wo da xiao ping guo

[minor spoke]

Tim

[wise mortar]

Google lao gan ma

[unreal fossil]

Nihao konichiwa sayonara jinping

[lapis rover]

so y do u eat rice? go for bats no

[frail temple]

3 diff languages is crazy.

[unreal fossil]

Anyone here plays any instruments?

[mighty saffron]

bing chilling

[wise mortar]

Your mama

[lament jacinth]

I do

[lapis rover]

i used to play flute , but lost the skills ig

[unreal fossil]

Which ones

[lament jacinth]

Piano

[minor spoke]

I play the octobass

[unreal fossil]

That feels terrible istg

[minor spoke]

Ew piano

[unreal fossil]

Oh same
I used to play guitar but my guitar broke while shifting houses

[frail temple]

change yo username fam

[unreal fossil]

Shut

[lament jacinth]

Nice piano battle time

[unreal fossil]

Nice

[frail temple]

you put the username for the wrong server

[lapis rover]

ohh lovely , wanna be my accompanist in a violen competition?

[mighty saffron]

@lapis rover why is your name ur name?

[lapis rover]

fr dude , but its okay ig

[lament jacinth]

Yes pay for my flight

[frail temple]

he meant to put it for an anime server

[lapis rover]

do u have a bf?

[minor spoke]

Skul

[unreal fossil]

I have exams
My parents will kill me if I touch anything other than books💀

[minor spoke]

Why does that concern u

[frail temple]

why you on your phone

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀

[unreal fossil]

Understand the humour you need

[lament jacinth]

Skull no

[unreal fossil]

Don't come near her
She's my kitty

[frail temple]

I have 10 bF's and 10 gf's

[lapis rover]

cuz im not gonna pay for smn's gf's flight dude

[minor spoke]

💀

[lament jacinth]

bro 💀

[frail temple]

be my 11th

[umbral wind]

Yes

[wise mortar]

U femboy or something

[lapis rover]

eh , read the convo before

[frail temple]

I'm bi

[minor spoke]

Omg fin

[wise mortar]

Sorry

[frail temple]

get it? a+bi

[unreal fossil]

Yeah
She deleted that message where she accepted to be mu kitten

[lapis rover]

ig i can pay then

[lapis rover]

not gonna pay then

[frail temple]

stop being so obsesed

[pulsar imp]

hoi

[unreal fossil]

No💀

[lament jacinth]

Erm

[frail temple]

you suck

[lapis rover]

ough ok

[umbral wind]

Yo but I think you gotta apply your name to me that’s all I’m sayin

[frail temple]

no offense nub

[lament jacinth]

Chat i think ima head out and not return

[minor spoke]

💀

[umbral wind]

Washed up titled player

[unreal fossil]

You do it many times

[umbral wind]

Too bad for me

[wise mortar]

If you leave that means you accept you are his kitten

[lapis rover]

dm asap hehe , btw the offer's only for exact 2500 but idm u

[minor spoke]

Bro what is that rating separation

[frail temple]

stockfishhh

[minor spoke]

😭

[minor spoke]

Can u donate some of ur rating im in need

[ripe yew]

traitor do you want an extremely difficult math question

[frail temple]

sure idc.

[ripe yew]

or anyone in the chat

[frail temple]

but that's techniicaly sandbagging

[lapis rover]

go ahead

[minor spoke]

What 💀

[ripe yew]

if you were to take 2 people sitting on a wall (not wearing caps), switch their places, place 8 more people on the wall, each wearing caps of different color (with 3 people wearing green hats out of 8), and you gave each person a kitkat, and then arranged them in a circle. How many arrangements can of 8 people out of 10 wearing caps can be made, such that the green caps are not adjacent to each other? Don't answer that question. if the no. of arrangements is C, what is the derivative of f(x) = 2x + C

[lament jacinth]

2177 rapid
2061 blitz
2401 bullet

[frail temple]

you think I care about a number on a website

[wise mortar]

Your mom

[lapis rover]

2

[frail temple]

rating on chess.com doesn't matter at all

[umbral wind]

Why hasn’t this server got a stockfish emote

[minor spoke]

Well the derivative wont be affected by the constant

[wise mortar]

Everything doesn’t matter

[frail temple]

unless you're a tryhard bozo like fin

[umbral wind]

Cope you’re ass

[ripe yew]

me on a 10 game losing streak

[unreal fossil]

Bye guys
I'll.go and study
Cya
Have a good time

[lapis rover]

ig my asian genes r working perfectly@ripe yew

[wise mortar]

Bye kitten

[frail temple]

bye BF

[umbral wind]

Shush sky FM is a long way away

[minor spoke]

Skul i shud prolly study shudnt i

[lapis rover]

@umbral windu r asian african or african asian?

[frail temple]

what's the DIFF

[ripe yew]

indeed

[wise mortar]

Fin is a latino

[frail temple]

do you think I care bruh

[lapis rover]

asian guy migrating to africa , african guy migrating to asia

[wise mortar]

What are you

[umbral wind]

Yeah I know

[frail temple]

idc that you're from Indonesia.

do you think I care where ur from mate

[wise mortar]

Yeah you are the one who guessed

[frail temple]

nah it was for fun

[wise mortar]

What is bro on about

[frail temple]

one world. one people. one nation

the world is a nation

[wise mortar]

New world order

[grim edge]

do yall like sushi

[wise mortar]

Yes

[frail temple]

no. gives me stomach ache

clan chowder>sushi

[wise mortar]

Weak genes

[minor spoke]

Alr everyone shutup this is becoming brainrotty

[umbral wind]

I’m a white boy

[lapis rover]

u rnt from indonesia , but if u r then your surname kinda weird , gotta change it with mine soon

[grim edge]

which ones your fav

[frail temple]

I'm good with my tacos

[lapis rover]

we can be frnds then

[wise mortar]

All of em

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[wise mortar]

Good for u

[frail temple]

if I eat sushi my stomach not good

[grim edge]

meow

[minor spoke]

I think the problem is ur stomach not the sushi

[umbral wind]

Show me your account and I’ll think bout it

[frail temple]

hop off

[minor spoke]

LOL

[lapis rover]

yeah now accept my frnd req

[frail temple]

annoying

[umbral wind]

Shame

[lapis rover]

@narrow dune

byebye

[ripe yew]

yo just started watching berserk

[slate owl]

duck!!!!!

:3

[grim edge]

Hii

[viral epoch]

Awesome sauce!

[viral epoch]

Sup nub

https://tenor.com/view/anime-run-anime-fall-anime-run-fall-run-fall-running-fall-gif-26094824

[slate owl]

literally 2.5-2.5

smh smh

[viral epoch]

Yeah

But I've locked in again

[slate owl]

fake

[viral epoch]

Let's see about that

[slate owl]

1 loss and ur not even 2000 anymore cuh

[viral epoch]

Check again

[slate owl]

too lazy

[viral epoch]

Get yo elo up I'm not yo funny up

[slate owl]

mrow

:3

[viral epoch]

Cutesy won't hide your inevitable fate

10 minutes~

[slate owl]

so excited

[stable mirage]

omg haiii

[plush drum]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-bored-anime-cute-kawaii-gif-17778357

bored

[slate owl]

stawpppppp

[blazing umbra]

beautiful morning

anyone wants to play uh?

[primal fern]

i'm playing tennis tonight

[grim edge]

I didn’t play tennis last Sunday. I had my wisdom teeth removed.

[umbral wind]

Every now and then I feel a lil bit lonely

[slate owl]

hi

[grim edge]

And you're never coming 'round

[viral epoch]

Hallo

[viral epoch]

I'm at school and our teacher isn't here so I'm playing chess like a degen

[slate owl]

hmph

[viral epoch]

I drew a winning endgame

But then I got someone with the Vienna gambit~

[slate owl]

happened to me as well

[viral epoch]

I'm not playing so well though

I feel very dreamy

L-lightheaded

[plush drum]

My teacher is here and im playing chess so who is the degen

[viral epoch]

Yeah do something about that officially jacked Zax

[digital phoenix]

hes not jacked hes zacked

[plush drum]

Why did you call me by my full discord name 😭

[plush drum]

better term then zaxy

[viral epoch]

Zexy

[digital phoenix]

i changed my game to national language and then i realized i couldnt speak it

[viral epoch]

Las can't speak Vietnamese?

[digital phoenix]

im vietnamese?

[viral epoch]

Now you are

[digital phoenix]

are u danish mitzu

[viral epoch]

No

[digital phoenix]

now u are

[viral epoch]

Grr

[plush drum]

Mitxy?

nah imma just call you venti

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-ventispin-spin-gif-25191045

[viral epoch]

Mittens

[umbral wind]

How don’t you know that song smh

[viral epoch]

As in oven mittens

[plush drum]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-cat-cat-eat-bite-gif-20798339

[viral epoch]

What's the code for

[viral epoch]

Bulking mode

[plush drum]

real af

[plush drum]

fin do you change pfp every day?

[viral epoch]

Fin has personality disorder

[plush drum]

im still trying to understand his words

[dense tundra]

54 friends 24 games

[viral epoch]

Oh no!

Not my propane nitrous!

https://tenor.com/view/koth-king-of-the-hill-hank-hank-hill-tell-you-what-gif-22194602

[plush drum]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-power-up-dbz-super-saiyan-oh-hell-no-gif-11787411

[digital phoenix]

guys i just noscoped a mosquito

[plush drum]

try shooting one

[digital phoenix]

i have shot a few with water hose before

[umbral wind]

Yeah apparently

[umbral wind]

😳

[plush drum]

can i choose the next pfp

[umbral wind]

.. it’s gonna be JJK so idk

[plush drum]

https://tenor.com/view/saitama-one-punchman-mosquito-spray-come-back-gif-4945857

[idle phoenix]

what was mittens real elo?

[plush drum]

got ya dawg

i had a treassure of jjk pfps

[umbral wind]

@viscid scaffold

[lament jacinth]

@unreal fossil kitten

[slate owl]

:<

[warm hedge]

[forest junco]

so cute

[warm hedge]

chat im looking for a girlfriend 😅

[ivory marlin]

the hell did I do?

the mods didn't give me an answer

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[mighty saffron]

Hello Zax_reawaken

[mighty saffron]

@unreal fossil

[ivory marlin]

naw bro it's not fair,i didn't do anything

[stuck kestrel]

it has happened to me a few times

[forest junco]

@slate owl wants to be your girlfriend

[stuck kestrel]

sup lil bro

[rough python]

literally so many times this has happened

[stuck kestrel]

sup neal

[rough python]

i can say from experience

[slate owl]

im a dude

[stuck kestrel]

same

[forest junco]

shhhh

[stuck kestrel]

youre gonna let that stop you?

[rough python]

sup eyepatch6119

[slate owl]

spread

[forest junco]

just edit the comment to say yes I do

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-who-gon-stop-me-funny-gif-25338262

[ivory marlin]

wth dude so this server's mods timeout people for no reason?

[plush drum]

bro is not the jacked animal in the pfp

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-dragon-ball-super-hit-fighting-style-db-gif-17037694

[stuck kestrel]

shitty mods

[ivory marlin]

real the mods rn

[mighty saffron]

are you sure about that

[ivory marlin]

<@&745328830649991179> give me a reason u skibidi ligma mods💀

[mighty saffron]

💀

[forest junco]

any nonces in the chat ?

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/D1CpWYU3DvA?si=DyG5HFss-73ikJNI

[rough python]

you bouta get banned for so called "useless pinging/time wasting"

[rough python]

do you talk to peepol through songs?

[ivory marlin]

shit