#💬〡general-off-topic
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cuz i have a cool skin and i need to use it
i have dragon tamer smh
i have that too
i should’ve gone with fanny
if u wanna play ling id recommend u watch zedel on yt, he's good
i weigh 160 lbs and im 5 11
yeah i watched some gameplays before actually playing
no it's like normal

i just think his gameplay is high level
🦅
:3
u can tell by watching how often he pans across the map
:3
i’ve been using franco too and my aim is either good or bad in some games
like 50% of his gameplay his vision is not even on his own character
wym
you know how u can pan the map on the top right corner
now do that for 50% of the time in your game
oh
and then be like "look haya is top and only has his red buff. lets steal blue"
LMAO I DO THAT CONSTANTLY
yo
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
don’t get banned pls
i never look at my own character
im too lazy to pan the map so i just watch minimap
i’m constantly watching the map
but then you'd miss things like what buffs they have
oh yeah btw if you check the gold early in the game and the enemy jungler has like 320 gold ten seconds in, he's at blue buff
yeah but dumbass teammates are already jumping into the battlefield
let them die
then they feed the mm and gg we lose
skill issue (thats why we dont play ling)
xd
guys is it allergy season
yeah
i’m not using ling tho
didn't you say helcurt is weak early
whats helcurt
o mobile legends
early game he does no damage, late game he gets outdamaged
man that game sucks
depends on the rank hes in tbh
glory
mythic
mythic rn? yeah id expect him to do well with yin
@green jungle ur name matches
he dominates
with you ❤️
20/1
i mean that's just expected of yin
most yin players are ASS
like we're a whole month and a half into the season
low mythic does not know how to build or counterplay yin
flameshot mage, build
exp/jg/mm
mm wind of nature
novaria is funny
i used to be good with novaria, then i took a 4 month break
i’m always stealing enemy buff early game
you’re literally good at everything smh
btd > mobile legends
no im not
i can't play like 80% of the mage pool
ah
i cant play 98% of heroes smh
bro told me to uninstall over a classic game 💀 @glossy radish
went to my profile after the game and called me probably some slur and told me to uninstall 💀
NAHH people be getting mad at me in classic 😭 dawg i just wanna practice some heroes
best part is he got bronze 💀
bud fed like crazy
we all did
you’re nowhere near 13
What is that crazy ahh game
13?
broke
mobile legend
deaths
oh yeah but I did feed
why do i not have permission to speak in VC?
smh yk what i mean tho
Trusted role
ik
Dota 2>>>
Worst Fanny player
nah he got kills
DAWG I GET KILLS TOO
im sure you do
i wish i could
did not respond it seems
y not :(
mum wouldn’t let me
oh you can't get on your phone or something rn i assume
ur in california right?
ja
oh wtf
im in florida
First, you need to connect your chess.com account to your discord account
florida man
As you can see, your name is faded
im probably going to stay up for an hour more but then ill need to sleep
and after that?
just sleep now smh
You'll get connected role and finally afterwards, you'll get trusted role
last four days ive been going to sleep at 5am, i am for the record not sleepy at all
nc
and then my exam this saturday is on 7:30 am
so i need to change back to a semi normal sleep time
lovely 
it was the same last semester as well
hi kids
hello bast
hi man
Sup
it’s a superpower to be able to function with five hours of sleep
isnt that normal
well ive done so this whole semester
not because im studying though
mainly because spring is that time of the year when i pull the covers up, then i feel hot so i take them off, but then it's too cold so I have to cover up again, but then i get too hot
LMAO
legit what im doing rn
so i do that for hours
i’m just on my phone
then i give up on sleep and game
which is how i ended up going to sleep at 5am for way too many instances this semester
reset yourself. do an all nighter
💀
true sigmas pull all nighters every night
yall gonna be sleep deprived for shitty reason 🙁
like I have to straight up exhaust myself to fall asleep, but then when i do I can't stay up
take some sleepy pills
no
i fall asleep watching caseoh stream
people with sleep deprive want a lot of sleep but those sleep are not good sleep so dont do it
i have a roommate
disagree
seratonin is always good
ive never been able to sleep when i wanted to
in what way
sleep is good sleep
insomia?
probably. I think im just hyperactive
i dont do anything all day so this excess energy just doesn't go anywhere so I can't fall asleep
im saying when you sleep like that you wont get good sleep, by not good sleep i mean not deep sleep which mean you will dream alot, waking up sore and not sober
oh 💀
oh
idk i sleep fine
right
when i do fall asleep anyways
gyat?
yea well we tend to sleep less as we grow older
i’ve been averaging five hours
well yes but ive been this way for a while
as in "go to bed, lay down for 2 hours before i pass out"
Do you use your phone before bed
and before anyone asks i am not exaggerating with 2 hours
before college, no
so yyou do now?
elaborate
i remember when i was still sleeping with my parents at 5 years old, i looked at the clock, it was 8, and then after laying down for a bit i checked it again and it said 2
what 💀
8 pm to 2 am?
yes
thta happens
when you sleep too early you would just wake up early
i mean kids have weird sleep schedules
Not really
my parents have kept track of me when i was little, theyd stay awake for hours and then theyd still fall asleep before i did
yes really
its just how you get used to them
no this was just a normal sleep schedule for me when i was younger
how? By kids you mean what age
I go to bed at like 1030 and wake up at 10
we weren't allowed to stay up after 11
idk
real
thats not good, you should sleep deep and long until you wake up
in school days, 12-2;30
yeah well I simply didn't sleep at all
it's not like I could force myself to sleep or anything
womp womp
i would literally stare at the ceiling for hours and not fall asleep
I feel like you have insomia
probably
my dad used to unplug the wifi router and put it in his room
but again i dont give medical advice 💀
so i used to download videos, or offline games
my dad configured the wifi router to shut off from 11pm to 4am for the past 7 years
you should see a psychiatrist
LOL
like i played assassians creed, horizon, GOW
thats nice
o
rip
like no lie
anyways that didn't stop me from playing games when I wanted to, but even when i didnt it didnt help
have you tried reading
right that should be insomia still happening?
i read books for 1 year
i used to be an ar reader fanatic
then i got more devices
not gonna chnage anything except the knowledge 💀
bruh learn to speak for yourself
i got 5 devices i can watch/play stuff on
so basically, they cant get rid of my addiction
i am speaking my opinion
why
my friend read like 30 10k+ chapter books
teen fiction is just cringe now and the books I do like are literally a slog to read through
he reads madddd fast
read the bible 💀
im muslim
you’re always speaking for others
💀
im agnostic
teen fiction like harry potter?
read quran
provide evidence
by teen fiction i just mean young adult novels
don’t want to
harry potter would be included
honestly, i wish i could read it good. i can barely read it
okay i won’t consider your statement
always annoying me bruh
Dont you have qaari
sorry
sahab
ohh dua
hp used to be good
can’t tell me how to change without telling me what im doing wrong 💀
it's still a good fun read. Just don't think too deeply into it
i’m not telling you to change
thats not good, you should be able to read quran if ur muslim
idk, i like to pray before iftar
im 13, and i went to america was i was 6
ramadan ended like a month ago
i do want to change to be a better person, i appreciate it really
i’ve always hated analysing books. i just read them to know the plot
ik 💀
analysing books is kinda cringe. But it has its use
like i barely knew arabic,
im gong to sunday arabic/islamic school tho
and by telling me what im doing wrong i will regulate it and reflect on myself and be a better person
atp i’m just gonna block you
its not your fault , its the parents responsibility
one of my favorite series is wings of fire and oh boy the number of little kids that don't understand the message of animus magic blows my mind out of the water
ohhh boy
my country was iraq
Adenosine triphosphate?!?!
and the education was really bad
and you still cant read arabic? lmfao
wof is so good
iraq is literally an arab country
i can read it, just not fast
ok
nah really?
im in a wings of fire club in chess.com and i remember reading a thread about what you'd do if you had animus magic
half of them said "I'd enchant so my soul never becomes evil!"
like dawg you didn't read the books
🤯
have you seen the new graphic novels? the art is lovely
i got the first couple but I don't need them
its almost like i know where my country is from 🤯
unlimited chicken wings
the art is very nice though
skull i don’t even remember what happens
but you cant read arabic properly
L
dawg its haram to judge people
have you tried the warriors series?
nd i already told u why
Pointing out someones error is halal and is recommended in islam
L = love
i used to read six hours a day just reading warriors or wof
basically it's RUMORED that using magic makes your soul evil. But it's never confirmed; the one story where someone made an item to see how good your soul is, Darkstalker, showed him enchanting an item to protect his soul. He still got corrupted by power. And then people are like "yeah this'll work" (it clearly doesn't)
alright buddy continnue yapping
ل
u forgot a letter
read this
lam
the whole animus schtick is basically how power corrupts people
🤯
ah right. then he turned into a cute rainbow dragon
yeah
ima jus ignore u, cuz its like talking to a wall
they made darkstalker gay
WHAT

oh yeah they did
no im just messing with the rainbow thing

ur next
yh i understood that took me a couple of seconds
i’m zoning out
yeah ima dip too
:(
Bye you should get your insomia check out would improve your life quality
i can tell
i have fatal insomia
:(
hasdjhfjasdhjfads
prescribe medicine doctor
whats wrong
stroke
😭
aneurysm
me?!!
neuro surgeon
i’m gonna finish up on my hours of study
what u studying

air
what about air
😢
imma sleep and wake up early to do my hw byeeee :)
bye
bye duckie can i pet you 🥺
I see red when I’m mad
Anyone 1500+ rated?
Sup chat
We don’t play chess round here
I’ve got work for 7 hours yay
I WANT CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gn chat
Good morning brother
its tmmrw now
same
Go away with you kali linux
?
At least it’s not arch or some shit
click on my name
Oh hell nah
xD
Specialist
As if there was another soul in this world free willingly using that bullshi
Lmao
for /l %i in (1,1,1000000) do start cmd /c "cd / && dir /s && pause"
nah you can use arch instaler and gentoo is easy with pacman command and karnel compiling
Hi Wassup
I don’t understand this language sir
I’m apprentice still
Thanks
Nvm i read it as apriciate
You even know any linux?
i meant to ping this
I know kali, mx and mint. I’m not so familiar with this. As my app-ship is mostly user support atm
You can go to https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Installation_guide and just go through if you want to install/use it
And for gentoo i cannot help you, you need to find out yourself
No thanks I prefer peace
hahahahaha
How to get gf?
Tell me the last number of pi and I’ll be your gf
hahahaha
lol
And regarding the how to. Pls direct the answer to me too.
There is no last number of pi
I don't play chess
Skill issue
me2, but girls are attracted to me
sadly they are 10th graders 😭
anyway imma focus on my sat rn
and what grade r u in
At least yours go to school.
12
i literally blocked one member
on my chess.com messages
no cap
How
Ur not successful ur just boring 🤔💥
finally someone spoke the truth 😪
🥱💥
ok
who tf are you
el cheesy
bro i just had a crazy sequence
i literally had like 4-5 lucid dreams in a row
i just subconsciously wake up and think "what dream to have next?" and sleep again
in one of the dreams (normal) i was in trouble and i just said "right this is a dream" and woke up on command
maybe i am too powerful
Your mind is ascending
You are transcending into a higher state of being
You disturbed the continuity of space time
You again
That sounds very passive aggressive
meow is meow meow
uwu
It was passive aggressive
😔
Damn
🏳️⚧️
GET
Ask girls politely until one says yes
I say politely because it minimises risk even though some girls want you to be rude to them
No girl wants you to be rude to them
I had a dream where Scott Morrison called me the Australian Tom Platz
Bullshit
I don't vibe with them because I don't like insulting, but I've known people who are unable to be friends with someone unless they're constantly throwing insults at each other
How tf 0.0
They are called prickly people and they're more rare but do exist
Actually not even rare
I don't think it's necessarily being an asshole because you can be prickly and caring at the same time
as the 'rebel' archetype suggests in many stories and movies
Huh
Hook them by being mean and then be nice one day get together easy
I'm waiting for the flame
Gave you a good answer
Make her hate you
But be nice enough that you're not a completely douchebag
I know it works in theory but I can't do it because it's got to be joking mean and I can't pull off the joking part so it just sounds purely mean
aka complete douchebag like you said
Enough people hate me. They are not my GF tho. What now?
Yoooo
Okay bb
Yeah you gotta not come off as a douchebag
you must wait for a real one.
I just try the nice and polite way which doesn't really work because I've been told i'm 'nice and polite, but I don't feel attracted to you' ☠️
Huh
I have had a girlfriend though at least, and I didn't have to tease her to get her
You wanna be my GF?
im male
No
You naughty naughty
Anyways
but ok i mean no
Are you sure?
maybe
Rethink that maybe. You know. You’re idiot (hahaha joke)
anyways i got my crush to like me but she just dont feel that way
you have to wait
its a bit difficult
Damn
come 3+2
first impression makes a lot of impact imo
@ripe yew come 3+2
Nonono. I don’t wait. I fight
If she doesn't feel the same way for you why wait for her
Be my Gf uwu
I think in school being at or near the top of the social totem pole trumps pretty much everything else in getting a gf
no no, i mean, not for her lol
for the one
Ah gotcha
Guys let me introduce to you. @ripe yew . My GF
bro 💀 thats a restraining order
come 3+2
what if I am academically top
But then you also ask and show that you are interested, and then they weigh you up and give you a 'yes' or 'no' answer depending on what they think about you
Okay
command wanna play 3+2?
Nah
I am, but its still difficult lol
Im too bad for you
im a bit socially awkward tho
Man I am losing my mind right now, can't play today
ur 2000, pls i wanna learn
I think that's a good factor of being popular in most countries but it varies by country
I’m too bad frfr
Are you my GF
In the US they will call you nerd and stuff
That's if you look and behave like one
in india its a straight vip card tho
in india, you become student council president 💀
Lots of smart kids who actually have everything together dont get called nerds lol
In my country Australia it kind of depends on other factors, there are unpopular nerds with good grades but also the popular kids usually had good grades too, but did other things like football
Right so it's a bonus if you play rugby
Yes
i feel like watching minecraft letsplays when i was 4 contributes to my academic success
I think all other things being equal (ceteris paribus) being smart and studious > being stupid and bad grades
imagine if it was mathematics gameplay
for determining popularity
what if I win IMO but I suck socially and physically
yes
What's that
how do u not know
Regardless of what that is, if you want a good shot you need to be well rounded
bro whats your grade
grade as in class
It's the greatest academic achievement a high school student can get
I can tell you lotta the kids who played sports and didn't get good grades wereng popular
Im one
oh ok
Best way to get a girl is going to a park. Like you know with rollercoasters and stuff. Trust. (I’m dead scared of rollercoasters but that actually makes it better to get with em)
Lots of the kids who had social skills but wasn't smart or played sport wasn't popular
The kids who were smart and had social skills but didn't play sports were popular but not that much
What is this topic anyway
Then there's all three which is the rop
the most popular kid in class with the girls is my gay friend 💀
International Mathematics Olympiad, competition between math prodigies from all over the world
The best of the best from a country gets a chance to represent his country in IMO
i want to give IMO man
It's super hard
im in 10th rn, just aiming for the IOQM
15 would be enough marks in my state
i have the capacity i believe, its just a lot of extra stuff
probably should check the question papers and narrow it down to the most asked stuff
how much is the total?
Yeah that's the other category

100
bro IOQM is one of the prerequisites to IMO
Different procedure in different countries, it's not the same
oh ok
IOQM is from India
wait you're not indian?
Right so considering the imo, if you still can't talk to people without stuttering every two seconds or look terrible it doesn't help you
How do I get gf
Pretty sure one thing doesn't compensate everything
Wemby is boosted
At that point I am way above other kids level to look for girls
Scroll up lol
Too lazy
impossible
Good. Question damn
Mane
IMO winners go on to be the top profesors/researchers in that field.
Looks like you'll never know
call 911 and ask for a pizza
?
omg someone buy me a pizza
Wish I had gf
Bruh
Ngl i should try to get a friend before a gf
buy them a pizza
Never had one of those
Good idea
You can always turn to the gay side too if you run out of luck
@full glen fight
Some femboys are cute ngl
Feel you
meOwO
Idk how tho
most of them are
im a girl btw
Wanna be my GF
ok 600
You don't know how to make friends?
I'm no girl
im not 600
Don't say Minecraft and Roblox videos
Idk
Does it really matter? You yourself said some femboys are pretty cute
Ffs
grand will reveal his main character backstory now
This is the Chess.com profile of 3tequilasaday. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2017 (2241 peak)
Blitz: 1884 (2026 peak)
Bullet: 1638 (1928 peak)
You should just naturally make friends as a child. I don't remember how I made my friends we just are
Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2285 (2286 peak)
Blitz: 2352 (2407 peak)
Bullet: 2369 (2503 peak)
I bought a book on how to make new friends
If you really don't know, ask your parents
very sad
U can literally see I stopped taking online chess serious
I do know my mom said that a person came up to me in preschool and I punched them
You gonna be my gf now or what
stop asking people for feet pics
Ok
why
Yo why don't you just input /friend, you're a literal command block
Nice. Bendover
Too embarrassing
if u wanna make friends
Gyatt
it’s a trade off I’m willing to make
How old are you now?
Gyatt
16 I think
I think I'm 16 too
Wait how tall are you? I’m 172. Imma spit on ya head
Not sure tho
Nah. You need a gf
Studies and having a life!
Really do anything else except getting a girl
Studies suck ngl
Nonono. Lie!
play chess to impress
Enjoy the world as a kid
yeah chess > girls
Play piano and you’ll get yourself a gf easily frfr
Need to focus on making money ngl
Do you have a job?
Is this book good?
im the nerd final boss
Need gf
No /friend command >>>>>
ok so read the star rating
No
Prob
as long as you're with me 😉
4.something but I don't trust those, anyone can use bots
ok pardon for the illegal rizz
We’re all with you
Where the ladies at
ok so read it yourself and rate it yourself
my basement
Read a critic review search up
Yikes
Ask that yourself gf
I'm no girl
But my gf
Are there any girls in the chat?
Ok
@wise mortar
nope
Noo please
Sup
You're funny
No jk
read novels
"All The Light We Cannot See" by Anthony Doerr is SUBLIME
@stuck kestrel
Where
Now there are girls
Gyatt
Tf
Nah
Not dahlia. Go back to sleep or work
what
What
why
Why not
but how
After reading a few pages, I'm not sure if it's effective. I encountered a new foe named @echo niche .
Foe? What’s that?
lmao
INFLUENCE PPL? Are you manipulating me
Ah yes I know what a foe is now. And yeah. Im winning that war!
What square you talking bout huh?
What about it
😭😭😭😭
YOURE THE GOOFIEST!!!!
Why is it always soooo dramatic with you? “Are you manipulating me?” ,”Why are you bullying me? 😭”, “Im selling you for 30 camels” lmao
I’m goofy
Also at work. I’m just bored at don’t know what to do lmao
Behold, the GMC Sierra
I’ll do 49. Just to annoy you.
why every chatd ed
yeat the goat
@lime lava you dumb
@echo niche help help help
Dont even make me started
what's that pfp
I hate y’all. 😭😭😭
Nah I waited
Wait for what
Come here
You tryna hide now you garbage
Pffff
Wait no. There was a misunderstanding I’m on your side. Against dahlia
I hate you to my core
Good
boop
Thanks.
bap
Go fight your english teacher with your handwriting
Not even death note understands that shi
Give it to her
2p2p2
@lime lava you’re the best
Huh?
it's a secret code
WAIT WAIT NO
rinqed would ban everyone for insulting dahlia bcause hes a simp
Or I hoped so atleast
Dahlia is AI
Dont talk to me Gonzo
shes like those vtubers
:/
Who wants to bully me because of my handwriting? Show your faces now! I dare you
ur writing sucks u should be a doctor
:/
you talk like ai goddamn
It’s ugly af. I’m left handed and usually only use a keyboard but my writing is better (I don’t know ur handwriting)
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@upbeat viper connect your account 
It clearly says play chess. What else do I need to know?
And I'm sorry to report Daliah, but you aren't becoming a doctor with this handwriting. Way too legible!
- Mairos
- Bastoura
- Gonzo
- Lasagna
- Ihaveaniphone
- Doofie
Here is the list @clear sequoia

Owl-fus wants to go to bed.
list of what
Whoaattt
list of cool people
I didn’t do nothing
u deserve to be punished
Nonono

one more word and ill touch u
Why am I first
Owlfus deadge from sleep 
I resign
because she likes you the most

+12 thank u
mod made spelling error remove him from mod
idc
Noodles
It's all over for you guys
:/
🥲
about spaghettis
Uh niceeeee
- Mairos
- Bastoura
- Gonzo
- Lasagna
- Ihaveaniphone
- Doofie
Here is the list @fresh wind
finallyt getting banned
poggers
🥲
make me 1st
when u learned islamic
what this list tho
My handwriting bullies
add me.
It is quite okay
What a quick change of heart
so I just came here, what's the hate on the handwriting? it's pretty good honestly. Just one question, what's "goosy sleeping" supposed to mean? or"meat fluoride + thermodynamics"? play chess is pretty clear tho, but why would you pretend to like google?
german language?
Yeah
Nice handwriting
THANKS
also why did u use sign of alpha
Studying medicine?
@grim edge Yes?
No I’m an it developer
Where
I have some intel for you. It's about your leader
well you have potential for medicine
why is there a drawing of an apple in the middle
That’s an L😭
👀 Go on
and a dumbell below it 😭
WHOAT
What tf
Nonono. She’s lying
This is dahlias propaganda
why L lol?
I call Gonzo, Jenny. He likes it
That’s an L. T. And L again
LIES
What do u mean by L and T in chess notation?
also that 1 looks like a lambda
You're such a nice person. Thank you for taking the Ls for me.
also what was ur score after 9 rounds in grenke?
It’s German notation. L = bishop. T = rook
Oh I see
Uhhh. No need to talk about that
oke' 💀
Lmao
Imma drink my orange juice now. I will sip in peace while you guys bully Gonzo’s beautiful handwriting.
Propaganda 🗿
But that’s my overall score since starting to play fide tournaments
he just like me frfr
Stop!
You mischevious misinformation spreader
that's nice
I have a screenshot
:3
👀
She has the rest cut out. You know half the story is only a wrong story. Dm me her screenshot and I’ll give you background backstory to it all with screens
she hasn't even sent the ss yet
Lies
hi punnnnnn :3
Better be
Hi adelyn:3
I am not gonna send it.
This is moving, ngl. I hope Gonzo will be like him and stop bullying me.
I agree with the first part 
Me. Bullying YOU?!
What
On a serious note, my brother shared this post on his social media and I got teary-eyed fr.
Yep
what the sigma?
Ello
WHO BULLIES YOU??
- Mairos
- Bastoura
- Gonzo
- Lasagna
- Ihaveaniphone
oh shi thats alot
I can handle the first three bozoz
send us pic of your car
i just realied i never took a pic of the front of it xd. here is a pic for me to remember where i parked a week ago
What
I do not own any rights off the soundtracks in this non-profit video
00:00 Overtaken
01:58 Katakuri's Fight Theme
04:28 Three Towers
07:20 To The Grand Line
11:03 The Marine Swordsman's Battle Cry
12:56 Difficult
14:47 Daiabare! Zoro & Franky (Supernova Theme)
16:33 The Fight Continues
18:09 The Very Very Very Strongest
23:13 Can't Escape, ...
this I wanted
bro just deleted my message
i know nothing about cars, but this doesnt look mean. it looks catty.
shusshhhhhhh
this is the front
im not clicking that link
i shared the photo directly can you see?
yeah look smooth
thick
Sup
Do you want me to connect you with someone who knows a lot about cars?
sup gorgonzola
no i have plenty of friends like that but thank you😂
ikrr
Alright, we have someone here that goes by name Jenny aka Gonzo
didnt that bully you?
He did 😭
Sup (I like that name)
Actually just drove home
I’m parking
oké
Ye dw
Mid piece😭🙏
@lament jacinth
The bastman 
this was just like the hungarian ok😂 oké
not meant that way
but interesting
some inspiration for a new username theme ?
Blastman
nah
Correct!
@lament jacinth
@lament jacinth
Get ready for Number 6 😈




