💬〡general-off-topic

[radiant frost]

really

[grim edge]

-ve

[supple silo]

Sum1 add me on cheth, gnarkotix is my user

Preferably rated under 1000 😭

[grim edge]

friendly fire

[rough python]

R&BB confirmed??

[grim edge]

no 😭😔

[grim edge]

Duck

I love ducks and pigeons

And ofc capybaras

[grim edge]

Alr I'm stealing this

[rough python]

@rocky epoch I graduated

[fallow beacon]

Hi

[radiant frost]

I am from Assam

[fallow beacon]

@radiant frost let's play

[radiant frost]

what

[rough python]

There are kids in this server <@&745328830649991179>

[radiant frost]

this is real uni tho

[grim edge]

Who's msg was it?

[rough python]

Still you making a nasty joke tho

[radiant frost]

you could've have said me to delete it instead of pinging mods

[fallow beacon]

@radiant frost can you search the Escuela de mewing place on Google maps

[grim edge]

Womp womp

[fleet scroll]

bro are you ok

[grim edge]

no starts crying

[grim edge]

any tips for beginners?

Just made an account

[fleet scroll]

quit chess while you're ahead

[radiant frost]

It's literally a real university in Canada where kids go to study. Your mind is just dirty then what can I do

[rough python]

U literally making a dirty joke bruh why else would you have shared the name of that specific uni

[radiant frost]

idk i found it funny

[cedar osprey]

@radiant frostPlease just don't send pictures and whatnot that could be taken the wrong way. This is a chess server

[fleet scroll]

this chat is being cringe today

[radiant frost]

k

[fleet scroll]

hey can you deal with the other cringelord also

this one

[urban star]

[grim edge]

I was doing my maths stuff

You disturbed me

I rlly tried

[urban star]

Maths is overrated

[grim edge]

Frfrfr

[urban star]

People should focus on physics fr

[grim edge]

PPL be taking maths just because of memes

[urban star]

Like I don’t wanna calculate the perimeter of a goofy looking ahh shape

[grim edge]

we got combinations

If ur taking maths,u also gotta go with physics and chemistry

[urban star]

[grim edge]

🙏😭nah

[urban star]

Yeah ik

[stable mirage]

:3

[urban star]

I’m a professional at history fr

[grim edge]

[urban star]

You like history?

[restive storm]

Nope

[grim edge]

No

[upbeat viper]

capybara

[stable mirage]

Uwu

[grim edge]

YEAAAA I LOVE CAPYBABA

[urban star]

F*ck u

[grim edge]

CAPYABABA PIGEONSS AND DUCKS

[viscid hearth]

Do bihu dance

[radiant frost]

Me

[grim edge]

ok Paul

[urban star]

Learning languages is overrated

[grim edge]

Ur not that guy trust me Paul

[urban star]

I’m joking

[urban star]

Yeah I’m not

[radiant frost]

nah it's underrated

[grim edge]

Nah it's overrated

[urban star]

I can speak a language u don’t know rn

[radiant frost]

under

[radiant frost]

I can too

[grim edge]

I can speak Minecraft enchantment language

[worn ice]

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[radiant frost]

but that doesn't mean shouldn't learn other languages

[urban star]

But the one I’m speaking u probably never heard of it

[radiant frost]

Same

[grim edge]

Any useful cmd other than this one?

[urban star]

Fine tell me why I should learn languages

[radiant frost]

u r from uk so i don't think u have heard this ever

[grim edge]

can I have image perms?

[urban star]

Speak it lemme hear

[urban star]

lol loser

[radiant frost]

We are on discord

[upbeat viper]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@upbeat viper With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

😭😭

[novel moat]

woah mod cant type reported

[urban star]

Ight type it

[grim edge]

ok 500

[radiant frost]

mo na hauchi command block

[grim edge]

Mod tried twice 🗣️🫂🫂🫂

[urban star]

That’s the only thing u say fr

[grim edge]

i don't know abt u so yea

[urban star]

Ik that shit that’s Hawaiian

[novel moat]

@upbeat viper dont you need to do a typing speed test when applying for a job at chesscom

[urban star]

Same

[upbeat viper]

no

you need to be a UwU

[radiant frost]

Nope. Hint: I wrote it in Latin script but it has its own script

[upbeat viper]

[novel moat]

[rich crystal]

UwU

[urban star]

Idk I’m lost

[radiant frost]

yea see

[urban star]

[urban star]

What was it

[radiant frost]

Ever heard of Odia

[grim edge]

hii

[urban star]

Nah

[radiant frost]

I told u hahaha you haven't heard of it

[urban star]

Maybe it’s not real

[radiant frost]

it is

[urban star]

Proof ?

[radiant frost]

search on Google

[urban star]

Too lazy

[grim edge]

Where is the bundas

[urban star]

Bundasleague ?

[grim edge]

Wtf is that

Anyway what is the first word that comes up your mind when u think of women

[stone igloo]

Bundesliga is a football league

[urban star]

Football league

[fleet scroll]

friend

[urban star]

Gyatt ?

[grim edge]

Mine is estrogen

[stone igloo]

Or if your american and u call it soccer

[urban star]

Ew

[grim edge]

Sometimes my wifi just wants me to eat ice cream

I think it loves me

But at the same time I have cold and it might just be trying to kill me

[stone igloo]

I mean who calls it soccer 😂

[grim edge]

Anyway thighs or glutes

[urban star]

Goofy Americans

They think they Sophisticated

[grim edge]

Breasts are overrated

[urban star]

Back

[grim edge]

Weird taste but ok

I prefer thighs

They taste better grilled

[stone igloo]

Frr

[grim edge]

Aren't they just bones

[keen parrot]

bundesliga is a chess league obviously

[urban star]

U American?

[urban star]

Nah

[gilded lava]

Football league*

[grim edge]

Thighs

[keen parrot]

i mean i know it's a football league, just thought it would be funny to add that it's a chess league as well

cause most people don't know that

[grim edge]

Yo any 2000s wanna beat my butt in chess?

[urban star]

Ur funny

[grim edge]

Guys this reminds me where do y'all watch your football

I'm planning to start getting into football as well because shows are getting boring

[urban star]

I watch my shit on a illegal site

[grim edge]

Nice dm me

[grim edge]

fake

[gilded lava]

Real

[grim edge]

omg i thought you meant something else

[urban star]

Ew no I have a girlfriend

[grim edge]

F u dm me the site dumbass

[urban star]

Did u not hear me I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

[lament jacinth]

Cap detected

[grim edge]

🙏🙏😭😭nah having a gf ain't that rare

[viral epoch]

How's your gf Liya?

[lament jacinth]

I DOMT HAVE ONE

[restive storm]

Answer the question liya

[lament jacinth]

I dont have a gf

[lament jacinth]

._.

[minor spoke]

Are u sure about that

[frail temple]

I have 5000 GF’s and 5000 BF’s

[viral epoch]

It's okay to be open Liya

[frail temple]

Like me

[viral epoch]

Like Mr. Titled over here yes

We won't judge

[frail temple]

My goal is to get 6000 next year

[scenic pagoda]

This is resist ||jk lol||

[viral epoch]

Poor Nijat

[scenic pagoda]

Lol

[frail temple]

Nijat is getting clapped

But don’t worry, he will learn a lot

[viral epoch]

Key merit of his involvement

[viral epoch]

How do you do this?

[safe crystal]

How did that work

[viral epoch]

Also, CET, nice

[safe crystal]

<t:0:R>

<t:0:R>

Google Unix timestamps

Or discord timestamps

[elfin crag]

<t:0:R>

[safe crystal]

Unix = Universal internet something

[viral epoch]

Thanks m8

[restive storm]

I use a Jupiter time zone

[safe crystal]

So <t:4206969:R>

Becomes <t:4206969:R>

Every second is 1 number

Counting from 1971

Or something

[minor spoke]

Dude ur username is legendary

[safe crystal]

Nah, it's hard

[minor spoke]

😭

[safe crystal]

The final boss

(life)

[minor spoke]

Fr life is the final boss

Gotta master it

[safe crystal]

We eventually all die

I wanna Speedrun life

Every year, 12 months pass

[minor spoke]

The willing are led by fate and the reluctant are dragged by it

Just enjoy life be active positive and happy

Think about the moment and be in the moment

Carpe diem

[safe crystal]

😋 I'm not depressed

Anymore

Life is a joke, And I'm the joker

So I talk about life

[minor spoke]

In the end we all gon die

Peace out 🫡

[grim edge]

😔bro dropped the hardest quote

[safe crystal]

Hope so

Can't handle more people

[minor spoke]

Fr

Humanity is throwing

[safe crystal]

Hard quotes about hard life

[grim edge]

sad 😔

[safe crystal]

Reject humanity

Return monke

[grim edge]

Bring back monke and capy

[safe crystal]

Some people behave like monkeys, but want to be treated like humans

[grim edge]

🫡

[minor spoke]

Hermit lifestyle is the way to go

[safe crystal]

Would go with cat

[minor spoke]

Yes and cat

[safe crystal]

Cuz nomnom and zzz

[minor spoke]

Hermit and cat

[safe crystal]

Ant eater

[minor spoke]

Realest statement ever

[ripe halo]

No, this is the realest statement

[safe crystal]

I don't like talking, but if I do I drop some quotes

[minor spoke]

🫡cya

[ripe halo]

User name confirms the quality

[minor spoke]

Ikr

[safe crystal]

If life sucks, you better don't make it stop sucking, you vacuum till you have a new life

[frail temple]

When life sucks, go for a bike ride

[safe crystal]

break the speed limit*

[grim edge]

W! this is my other goal

[ripe halo]

When life sucks enjoy the blow .... Job

[safe crystal]

Mods

[ripe halo]

Lmao chat blocks the word blow***

[ripe halo]

Ayo?

Phallic oral intercourse is ok?

[fallen valley]

Bro actively admits to circumventing the chat block 😭

[safe crystal]

oral is a valid word

[frail temple]

Where are you from, Alabama?

[safe crystal]

That's when your family sucks

[frail temple]

Is your coz mighty fine?

[ripe halo]

Wonder if the name of the opposite act is blocked

Cunningulis

[safe crystal]

Probably

[ripe halo]

Lmao why is blow blocked

[light chasm]

OTF !!

[ripe halo]

I probably misspelled it though

[safe crystal]

Anyways

Anyone here got fined for speeding ever?

Waiting for my first ticket

Did 120km/h where 70

And not sure if it was only a red light camera or also a speeding camera

[frail temple]

What state are you from

[safe crystal]

Europe

Belgium

[ripe halo]

Normal road speed limit, where is not a location, right?

[safe crystal]

Wdym not a location?

It was not inside a town

[grim edge]

its not common in my aerea, cops are in very specific spots that everyone knows and rarely at night

[ripe halo]

Location is generally like 50 km or less limit?

Ohh I see my bad, I was literally translating the word

[grim edge]

autovelox idk how you call them people know where they are so everyone slows down when they are close

[ripe halo]

What does the maybe mean

[frail temple]

Better than NY

[safe crystal]

150€ + for every km too fast

[frail temple]

Oh wtfs

[grim edge]

wdym for every km too fast lol

[empty field]

᲼᲼ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵗ ³ ¹⁴ ᵖᵐ

[ripe halo]

Wtf

[safe crystal]

So like 150€ + (10* 11€)

[safe crystal]

Every km/h is an extra 11€

[grim edge]

in your country?

[safe crystal]

Mhm

[ripe halo]

Oh I see

[grim edge]

fair

[ripe halo]

I actually don't know here ... I don't drive most of the year because my car is back home

[viral epoch]

Isn't that just neat?

[safe crystal]

So if you drove 100 it would be +20 + 10*11€

For me it would be +50 over speed limit= 250€ + 10* 11€

[elfin crag]

is the twitch bot ok?

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-fight-punch-jump-riot-gif-4942981

[grim edge]

its actually reasonable

[safe crystal]

It sucks

[viral epoch]

You heard 'em, get new friends

[safe crystal]

It is, but idk how long I should wait to actually get it

[grim edge]

the only problem is that being a new driver they subtract twice the points from your license

[ripe halo]

I think here if you got your license within 2 years of the infraction, any infraction will get you to lose the license

[grim edge]

and going 40 kmph over means you can get it suspended

[frail temple]

When you’re a new driver, just be normal

[grim edge]

😭🙏if a new member would've post this sticker
They would've got timeout for this

[grim edge]

that’s terrifying! lmao

[grim edge]

I need a capybara

[grim edge]

being normal sometimes means not doing the limit

[ripe halo]

Yeah so turns out I was lucky to not be able to drive for most of those two years because I was in college lol

[grim edge]

Yeah i would be driving a lot less

[raw thunder]

[grim edge]

took alot of time to type that

[grim edge]

😭🙏nah tf is bro yapping abt

get a life

Touch grass

[raw thunder]

[grim edge]

🗣️🗣️🫂🔥

How's it going eliel

[viral epoch]

Ew no thanks

[grim edge]

ok

[raw thunder]

Everything is alright

[grim edge]

oh great

[grim edge]

how is it goin worse eli

[raw thunder]

What about you?

[grim edge]

Just living normal life nothing special
Also kinda bored

[raw thunder]

That make two of us

[grim edge]

Juts the two of use

We can make it if we try

building castles in the sky

Just the touch of us 🗣️🗣️🗣️🙏🔥

[grim edge]

idk the lyrics 👾

crazy

When the

crystal raindrops fall

and the beauty of it all

is when the sun comes shining thru

🗣️🗣️let him cook

[grim edge]

I only knew this 🤝🙏🏻

[grim edge]

It's okay 🫂🫂🫂

jokes on you
To make those rainbows in my mindd when i think of you sometimes

ok now thats all

🫂🫂🫂

Enough cooking for today

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-grillmaster-grilling-barbeque-dbz-gif-27488525

[keen parrot]

save some cooking for jia eli

[grim edge]

she probably had dinner already

[keen parrot]

maybe she wants dessert tho

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/police-coco-jaw-drop-skeleton-shocked-gif-15485742

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-21831957

[grim edge]

Ahh had a good time playing that on switch

kicked everyones ass

[keen parrot]

wii sports resort is my childhood

11 year old me played that shit non stop

that and mario kart wii

[grim edge]

i couldn’t play it as a kid but occasionally i play it in my friends house

with za gang

[keen parrot]

fire

[grim edge]

yeah that one and double tennis

[keen parrot]

i played w my brother and my dad

[keen parrot]

oh yeah that was sick too

[grim edge]

you just throw the ball at like 200 kmph back and forth non stop 😭

🙏🙏🔥

we losing our balls with this one

Hell no

[delicate zealot]

sup

[viral epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-uwu-meme-anime-yepitsryan-gif-18532982

[worn ice]

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Bullet: 470 (665 peak)

[grim edge]

h h hell no

[delicate zealot]

why am i not able to disconnect

[minor spoke]

Hi ppl wassup

[delicate zealot]

sup

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Rudra Nautiyal (rudra_nautiyal)

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Blitz: 387 (392 peak)
Bullet: 470 (665 peak)

[delicate zealot]

omg why

[minor spoke]

Just chillin wbu

[delicate zealot]

same

[minor spoke]

That u?

[delicate zealot]

nothing much

[delicate zealot]

its a very old accounti wanna link my new one

[minor spoke]

From India lol

[delicate zealot]

but i just seem to disconnect

[delicate zealot]

yay👽

[minor spoke]

💀

[delicate zealot]

?

omg man i have been running disconnect for the 10th time now

[minor spoke]

Lol

[delicate zealot]

wut u doing btw

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 797 (845 peak)
Blitz: 387 (392 peak)
Bullet: 470 (665 peak)

[delicate zealot]

OMG

why did i link this

i give up

[minor spoke]

Sitting in class doing absolutely nothing

[outer sage]

Sup gang

[red bay]

Yo

[minor spoke]

Contact chesswind

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[delicate zealot]

damn

[urban star]

I’m joking I don’t

[red bay]

Except random knowledge that you'll probably never use in life

[urban star]

Tryna be the next mark zuckerberg fr

[delicate zealot]

ouch

[urban star]

I’m thinking of an app that steals money

[outer sage]

Guys I officially lost 10.65 kg

[delicate zealot]

gr8 job

[minor spoke]

No not even that, instructor isnt here so we supposed to be studying but like who really wants to study yk

[red bay]

Gl on ur journey!

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-minion-minions-clap-clapping-gif-561643868428822739

[red bay]

Fr

[outer sage]

I am now 53.35kg

[compact mantle]

Meanwhile I gained like 5

[minor spoke]

If i did that id prolly be malnourished

[urban star]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gif-drake-gif-26307972

[delicate zealot]

isnt that a bit too low

[grim edge]

h h hell naw

[sweet yoke]

dream

[delicate zealot]

how old are yea

[outer sage]

14 5'7ft

[sweet yoke]

i’ve gained some weight from nyc ughh

[delicate zealot]

oh then its good

[minor spoke]

I need to gain weight 😭

[grim edge]

🫃🏻

[compact mantle]

Unsurprisingly

[sweet yoke]

no

[sweet yoke]

literally ☹️☹️

[minor spoke]

Skull

[delicate zealot]

bro

[sweet yoke]

i lost like 2kgs in dubai cuz they had salads everywhere

[outer sage]

What?

[urban star]

Tryna be so fat so I can hibernate 10 months

[sweet yoke]

but the salads in MURICA are like 1000000kcals

[minor spoke]

Bruh no matter what i eat i look the same

[grim edge]

im slowly losing my weight because im not motivated to eat a lot

[minor spoke]

Murca*

[compact mantle]

It’s America ya cant be too mad at yourself

[grim edge]

but its a good thing kinda

[delicate zealot]

on the internet it says that for the height of 5'7 you should have an ideal wight of around 70 kg

[sweet yoke]

i lose weight based on how disappointed i am in boys

[keen parrot]

american salad has like meat and fat

[urban star]

America sucks

[minor spoke]

Lmaooo

[compact mantle]

Just get back to work

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

[delicate zealot]

idk if thats true tho

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

Are you losing any weight perhaps

[sweet yoke]

americaa yaaa

[urban star]

80kgs is fat

[outer sage]

I was 64kg

[minor spoke]

America is cringe

[grim edge]

IM NOT

[sweet yoke]

probably yes .

[urban star]

Fat ass

[outer sage]

Yeah

[keen parrot]

im 81-82 kg and 183cm and thats not fat

[sweet yoke]

not if it’s all muscle 😭

[urban star]

Ur fat

[grim edge]

bruhhh im less fat than a 60kg girl

and i proved it

[delicate zealot]

i meant weight kind of depends on height no

[urban star]

Hmm maybe I’ll consider

[sweet yoke]

there’s muscle mass bebe

[delicate zealot]

im 6 feet and around 67 kgs

[minor spoke]

Bro what that is crazy

[delicate zealot]

i need to gain wight way too skinny

[keen parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1183088225070350378/1213972039678038026/Screenshot_20240303-231047.jpg?ex=662ec990&is=661c5490&hm=a6c946dd2af18f99e81a0c45dd3da5de9039b3d1688232eec311f4b99cb2694a&

[urban star]

I highly doubt

[sweet yoke]

plus it’s based on BMI

[keen parrot]

huh how is it crazy

[sweet yoke]

i can vouch for that

[minor spoke]

IT IS

[outer sage]

I am 14 and 5'7ft is that tall or short???

[urban star]

Lol

[keen parrot]

but HOW

[outer sage]

Thanks

[sweet yoke]

you’re good no worries

[compact mantle]

Fat is only fat if the fat is because of too much fat

[urban star]

U really think 80kgs ain’t fat huh

[outer sage]

Oh ok

[stable mirage]

:3

[minor spoke]

Me for example...

[keen parrot]

whats crazy abt it i dont get it

[stone igloo]

No problem bro

[grim edge]

omg jia good job defending me

[outer sage]

Hi

[sweet yoke]

if the person is super fit no

[urban star]

I’m 55 kgs 🗿

[keen parrot]

depends on height and muscle mass

[sweet yoke]

i’m not defending you

[keen parrot]

starving child

[grim edge]

shhhh its so cute

[outer sage]

Height?

[sweet yoke]

i am not talking to you

[stable mirage]

haiiiiii ;3

[keen parrot]

... but you just did

[outer sage]

It's kg not kgs 🤓🤓

[grim edge]

Jiaaaaaaa

[minor spoke]

Cuz me

[keen parrot]

what about you

[sweet yoke]

this is public domain 🩷

[urban star]

Yeah I guess i agree

[keen parrot]

fair

[outer sage]

Ayo

[minor spoke]

178 and 56

[compact mantle]

Dam

[urban star]

Rather be a starving child than a fatso

[keen parrot]

skinny

[grim edge]

IM NOT GONNA RESPOND TO A SKULL EMOJI

[sweet yoke]

ideally ur weight should be 110 - (your height)

[keen parrot]

im not fat idiot, literally healthy BMI

[outer sage]

🤓👌 ok

[sweet yoke]

but it depends on body per mass index

[minor spoke]

Then im negative weight nice

[urban star]

Sure

[urban star]

I’m 5’6

[sweet yoke]

bmi calculators exist, depending on height age and weight

[minor spoke]

Yeah im borderline underweight

[grim edge]

ur so skinny dude…

[sweet yoke]

what a dream🩷

[keen parrot]

and im borderline overweight

[outer sage]

5'6 and 56 is good 👍👍👍👍

[urban star]

Ur fat go take a walk

[minor spoke]

LMaooo

[compact mantle]

Tbf even then it assumes a certain fat percentage

[sweet yoke]

me too lulz

[keen parrot]

lil bro has no chill...

[compact mantle]

Which doesn’t have to be the case

[minor spoke]

Its at like what 18.3 or something 💀

[urban star]

I’m good

[stone igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-thanos-nerd-alert-opinion-nerd-gif-26272469

[grim edge]

on the lower side

[outer sage]

I am 5'7 and 53kg

[sweet yoke]

i got mine tested w a nutritionist

[grim edge]

[urban star]

I have no chill? U should chill on eating too much you’ll explode

[sweet yoke]

it’s healthy for a woman but idk if it is for men

[compact mantle]

Ah nice, I just use my scale lol

[urban star]

Thank u

[sweet yoke]

no cuz she texted my muscle and fat percentages too

[outer sage]

Bro 💀💀💀 stay away from me

[minor spoke]

Wait lol im the same weight but like 4 inches taller 😭

[keen parrot]

i literally lost like 6 kg over the past few weeks just by eating less lil bro you dont know shit

[grim edge]

OMG

[urban star]

Ik that ur so fat

[compact mantle]

Ah, I know some gyms have the stuff to measure that here, just not mine sadly

[minor spoke]

Ik im fat

[stone igloo]

No disrepect but what did u get

[grim edge]

ok thats defo underweight

[outer sage]

He is not 💀💀💀

[minor spoke]

No matter how i eat i stay the exact same, like idek how, metabolism is crazy

[grim edge]

0% muscle

[rocky vale]

Most obvious ragebait

[keen parrot]

<@&745328830649991179> alr i told this dude to calm down like 5 times but he keeps calling me fat, im not even fat but this is getting annoying

[sweet yoke]

.

[urban star]

Bro eating the whole family dinner

[urban star]

[sweet yoke]

hey .

[minor spoke]

Wait WHAT

[outer sage]

Nah bro he is not fat

[keen parrot]

if he likes to ragebait have him cool down for a sec in TO

[stone igloo]

W 😂

[minor spoke]

Jia thats underweight 😭

[urban star]

I’m just joking wanted to see what he would do

[minor spoke]

How r u worse than me

Lmao

[compact mantle]

All I care abt is gym progress these days, weight is only a bonus😤

[sweet yoke]

meh

[stone igloo]

Nah i mean like muscle and fat percentage

[outer sage]

Mine is 18.6

[urban star]

If u wanna gain weight guys drink lots of oil trust me

[sweet yoke]

.

[minor spoke]

???

[sweet yoke]

since then i haven’t been tested tho

[compact mantle]

A w h a t

[minor spoke]

2%

[keen parrot]

😭

[grim edge]

🔪

[minor spoke]

Hell nah

[urban star]

@grim edge confirm jones is fat now

[compact mantle]

Jia what’s an ed

[grim edge]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[sweet yoke]

.

.

[outer sage]

Nah bro 💀💀 I just started a weight conversation

[minor spoke]

Do u just not eat

[keen parrot]

literally half of what i weigh tf

[sweet yoke]

yea🩷

[minor spoke]

Idt thats a good strat

[sweet yoke]

no but i’m ok now

[grim edge]

same fr

[sweet yoke]

that was 3 years ago

[minor spoke]

💀

[compact mantle]

What’s an ed besides yk, the obvious thing it isn’t in this context

[urban star]

Nah bro why is his belly like that he looking like dc

[sweet yoke]

[grim edge]

eating disorder G

[sweet yoke]

.

[compact mantle]

Ahh okay thanks

[grim edge]

I said it first

[compact mantle]

That makes more sense

[sweet yoke]

well but at least i had a glow up😊

[urban star]

[sweet yoke]

okay and

[stone igloo]

Hope u get better

[sweet yoke]

no im already better

[minor spoke]

Anorexia or what

[grim edge]

[sweet yoke]

thanks for saying that tho it’s very sweet🩷

[compact mantle]

Having a glow up feels like a metamorphosis fr

[stone igloo]

Oh 😅

[urban star]

Tryna be the next prime Anderson silva

[sweet yoke]

damn right baby

[keen parrot]

im so glad i never hit 90 kg

[stone igloo]

No problem

[sweet yoke]

i swear society treats u completely different 😭😭

[urban star]

Hi friend

[compact mantle]

Meanwhile I’m trying to get there

[minor spoke]

Ill never in my life hit that

[keen parrot]

we goin diff directions

[compact mantle]

On god so much respect out of nowhere😂

[compact mantle]

Fr we diverting

[grim edge]

you gonna be the next twink

[outer sage]

No one :
Every 13-15 y/o:
I WANNA KILL MY MOM!???!!!!
I WANNA KILL MY DAD!!!!!!!!!
I WANNA KILL MY GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!

[grim edge]

i used to want it but now i have no reason to

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-the-ocean-overwhelmed-exercise-in-futility-futile-useless-gif-15445617

[urban star]

lol that’s crazy

[sweet yoke]

like i was never chubby but now that ur really skinny u get so much more attention

[sweet yoke]

🥶eli lore

[grim edge]

training at home w pullups and dips i can only weight so much rn

[compact mantle]

For me the opposite physical path got the same results

Tho I’m not chubby in the slightest

[keen parrot]

im a bit chubby ig

[compact mantle]

Just gaining bodyfat and muscle

[keen parrot]

but less than i was a month or two ago

[minor spoke]

Face reveal

[grim edge]

[keen parrot]

nein

[compact mantle]

Man, women love that, Im kinda jealous fr

Also very nice for cold weather

[keen parrot]

true my gf kinda does 😭

[minor spoke]

Im german illiterate

[keen parrot]

9

[compact mantle]

Y’all back together?

[minor spoke]

🤦‍♂️

[grim edge]

i say you gotta be careful and at least let the fat kinda distribute evenly

[keen parrot]

yeah got back a few days ago

[compact mantle]

Congrats man❤️

[grim edge]

before bulking to 90

[sweet yoke]

personally something i’m very into is jawline and biceps

[minor spoke]

...

Tysm we all needed to know that

[sweet yoke]

HAHAHAHA

[keen parrot]

very uncontroversial

[grim edge]

so things you dont have beiby

[compact mantle]

Yeah obv, I like the fat in my arms making them seem bigger hehe

[grim edge]

I GOT NO LUCK WITH THAT hahahah

[sweet yoke]

i love tracing jawlines ☹️

[minor spoke]

Mogging 👀

[compact mantle]

Haha I hear that one a lot

[keen parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-kumala-la-jawline-bro-hot-gif-25727147

[grim edge]

fat doesnt go in my arms nearly as much as everwhere else

[minor spoke]

AHHH DELETE THAT

[keen parrot]

this mf looks absurd

[compact mantle]

Gotta train too ofc😉

[sweet yoke]

can u say i don’t got a jawline?

[minor spoke]

That looks nasty

[grim edge]

Yup you know i can 🔥🎀

[sweet yoke]

pass

[sweet yoke]

no you can’t

[compact mantle]

He doin too much fr

[keen parrot]

what abt this guy

[grim edge]

you have a soft jawline 🥺

[minor spoke]

That u

[sweet yoke]

no

[umbral wind]

Smash

[keen parrot]

yes

[grim edge]

LOL

[compact mantle]

Ong

[keen parrot]

im billy herrington

[compact mantle]

Man is fabulous

[minor spoke]

😭

[umbral wind]

Women don’t know men like we do

[sweet yoke]

you dk what ur talking abt 😒 al my friends compliment my jawline AS A GIRL

[minor spoke]

Cuz ur the man...?

[compact mantle]

Ong we know the real treasures

[grim edge]

Mmmmm you make them do it

[sweet yoke]

okay 👍🏻

[grim edge]

🪓

[compact mantle]

But, what do y’all leg press

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flipyyy-gif-1768078456175931673

[minor spoke]

My leg presses the ground every time i walk

[sweet yoke]

55kgs

[compact mantle]

How much weight does it press then👀

[minor spoke]

Idk

[grim edge]

I dont even know , somewhere in the 3 digits 💀💀💀

[compact mantle]

Okay, pretty good

[minor spoke]

56kgs 😎

[grim edge]

Unspecified

[sweet yoke]

i love working legs

[umbral wind]

150kg

[compact mantle]

Like do an approximation

[rocky vale]

1.00kg

[minor spoke]

151

[compact mantle]

Me I hate it, but I love it for the challenge

[sweet yoke]

i hate arms i start shaking like a loser

[grim edge]

7 plates per side i did comfortably and never went past that in my whole gym experience

[compact mantle]

Like the hamstring one or the one on an angle

[keen parrot]

i think i tried it once at the gym and was somewhere in the 3 digits too but i completely forgot

[sweet yoke]

for super light stuff

[grim edge]

i just stopped doing leg presses

[umbral wind]

The one on an angle

[outer sage]

Just found my lost favorite song, I uesd to listen this song
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ixbwbeBi5ufN4noUKmW5a?si=5l5eby1ISAygGNSJv8-4Hw

[keen parrot]

my legs are the only part of my body thats actually in shape

[sweet yoke]

y’all ever do the super sussy looking leg exercise

[compact mantle]

We all start somewhere, besides shaking means you work hard and make progress

[minor spoke]

Lean bean

[umbral wind]

Show us

[compact mantle]

Hip thrusts?

[sweet yoke]

where u open/close ur legs

[sweet yoke]

no that is fun

[keen parrot]

you aint my gf so i aint showing

[grim edge]

also depends on the leg press, there was another where i struggled with 200

[compact mantle]

That’s pretty impressive ngl

[umbral wind]

🤮

[compact mantle]

Lemme see tho

[keen parrot]

nuh

[minor spoke]

Waht

[compact mantle]

Oh the one where u spread your legs?

I don’t do that one

[sweet yoke]

adductor/abductor

[keen parrot]

im in call w her rn bro if i start taking pics of my leg she will be suspicious

[compact mantle]

Like the machine right

[sweet yoke]

haahhaahahah men

[grim edge]

Never did that

[umbral wind]

I do that pretty often

[minor spoke]

LMAOOO

[compact mantle]

My legs look fine without that one😌

[sweet yoke]

it’d be so funny if u guys did

[minor spoke]

Bruh what

[compact mantle]

Lmao I respect it🫡

[grim edge]

if it was some sort od challenge i would

[compact mantle]

I used to do it when I was in rehab💀

[sweet yoke]

loser

[grim edge]

like my friend unironically challenges me at that

[compact mantle]

Made me feel awkward af

[warm hedge]

the moment when u get 39 in puzzle battle and still lose :

[sweet yoke]

it’s not awkward if u don’t think it is😊

[grim edge]

WHY

[umbral wind]

#💬〡chess-talk loser

[minor spoke]

Why were u on rehab 💀

[warm hedge]

fck off twat

[grim edge]

How about the cable kick backs huh

[umbral wind]

😂😂😂

[minor spoke]

Ey chill

[compact mantle]

Tore my hamstring

[minor spoke]

Oh

[grim edge]

those aren’t awkward? 💀

[compact mantle]

Fair, I guess it’s outside of my comfort zone is all

[compact mantle]

Yeah💀

[umbral wind]

No I know him he’s fine

[sweet yoke]

one time i overworked my legs so much that while walking back to the changing room my knee gave out and i squatted with one leg in front of my gym crush

[minor spoke]

LMAOOOO

[sweet yoke]

i feel like a horse while doing that it’s so fun

[compact mantle]

Tuff💪🏽

[grim edge]

once i fainted against the lockers

[minor spoke]

Oh

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

like not faintwd

[compact mantle]

Squatting is the hardest exercise for legs

[grim edge]

my legs just gave up but i was chilling

[sweet yoke]

i have weak knees i never do squats

[sweet yoke]

serves u damn right

[compact mantle]

All y’all fr the same

[grim edge]

they gonna stay weak if you dont

[keen parrot]

you should grow them

[minor spoke]

Bruh if i work out imma lose more weight 💀

[umbral wind]

I can do great squats my ass is humongous

[sweet yoke]

no cuz as a child my parents used to make me kneel for hours if i misbehaved

[minor spoke]

How do i not lose weight and do that

[compact mantle]

I was helping this colleague of mine this morning she said exactly the same thing 💀

[sweet yoke]

so i think that took a huge toll on my knees😭😭

[sweet yoke]

ughhh

[compact mantle]

Same bro, we gotta collab someday fr

[grim edge]

mmm lazy ass

[sweet yoke]

proof or fake

[grim edge]

you re just lazy

[compact mantle]

Ig that does change things

[sweet yoke]

wow

[umbral wind]

It jiggles and shit

[minor spoke]

Ur asking for it

[sweet yoke]

proof or fake

[grim edge]

no one wants to do squats

[sweet yoke]

i’m just kidding finnie boy wouldn’t traumatize me like that

[compact mantle]

Damn ig you the king of ass bru

[minor spoke]

@keen parrot wanna challenge that

💀

[umbral wind]

She knows I would never send such a thing

[grim edge]

and now im in a sort of phase where idek how to train legs

[keen parrot]

challenge what

[compact mantle]

Fin how much u squatting

[minor spoke]

Fin

[umbral wind]

Your mom and dad

[minor spoke]

Combined

[compact mantle]

Damn two urns

[outer sage]

Ohhhhh hell naw💀

[keen parrot]

in what

[sweet yoke]

i can’t wait to get student discounts in uni

[minor spoke]

Ur rear end

[minor spoke]

Ikr

[sweet yoke]

but i feel so self conscious if there’s no one to guide me through exercise at first 💀💀

[keen parrot]

aint nobody beating my ass im the king

but i also wont show cause im shy

[minor spoke]

Fin we got a contender

[sweet yoke]

better not .

[grim edge]

at least ill get gym access

[compact mantle]

I would but I’ll get banned so I wont

[sweet yoke]

ong ong

[compact mantle]

Better know I’m prideful of my body tho😤

[umbral wind]

Ahaha nah fr tho it’s like 110 it ain’t that great I haven’t been gym in like 2-3 weeks 😬

[sweet yoke]

me once i lose this nyc weight

[umbral wind]

110kg that is

[grim edge]

ive read it as you ve been in the gym for 2 weeks

thatd be impressive

[minor spoke]

Lol

[compact mantle]

110 still hittin that 10kg bove mine🫡 guess I gotta work harder fr

[umbral wind]

DMs

[sweet yoke]

he will be since he won’t have internet

[keen parrot]

nah nah i aint doing it

[sweet yoke]

oh my god …

[keen parrot]

you can win for all i care

[umbral wind]

🐱

[compact mantle]

Better not get lost behind us improving

[grim edge]

Me when i delete discord fr

[minor spoke]

U have to cmon be a man

[grim edge]

and insta

[umbral wind]

I get internet tomorrow 🤭

[keen parrot]

im literally in call rn with my girlfriend bro

[minor spoke]

LOLLLLLL

[sweet yoke]

and plato and insta and whatsapp and imsg

[minor spoke]

Even more incentive

(im joking) 😭

[umbral wind]

Just say wanna see my ass and she’ll say yeah then take a pic

[sweet yoke]

i’ll be turning to grinding on school work bc stress = weight loss

[dry aspen]

HIT THE GYM RN!!!! PR OR ER

[compact mantle]

To be a man is to be able to make his mind up in purpose of the greater good fr

[jaunty kindle]

number?

[grim edge]

Whatsapp no but you re getting blocked🥸

[sweet yoke]

cool

[keen parrot]

on insta

[grim edge]

h h hell naw

[minor spoke]

Alr bye chat imma dip

[outer sage]

Guys, can you recommend some phonk music 💀

[grim edge]

Fr?

[keen parrot]

no

[jaunty kindle]

[minor spoke]

Peace out 🫡

[compact mantle]

Ong thay works, but it also loses muscle mass so not so great

[warm hedge]

who tf uses insta call

[sweet yoke]

stress equals to me forgetting to eat ong

[keen parrot]

i do

[grim edge]

putting braces was my best diet so far

[minor spoke]

@grim edge

[compact mantle]

Yeah same

That’s why I don’t stress

[sweet yoke]

would be ur loss anyway

[warm hedge]

isnt inst acall like horrendous well i havent used in forever

[sweet yoke]

no but it’s cute

[umbral wind]

Peace

[sweet yoke]

yes the quality is terrible

[grim edge]

Just tell me if itd be cool for real

[outer sage]

Who tf is he?

[sweet yoke]

what do u think?

[grim edge]

hola

[grim edge]

I dont think anything

[minor spoke]

Ur mom

[grim edge]

im as dumb as it gets

[outer sage]

Ur dad

[sweet yoke]

that i can agree on

[keen parrot]

what else should i use then 😭

[sweet yoke]

even discord is better

[umbral wind]

FaceTime

[keen parrot]

[grim edge]

I feel like a discord mod doing it

[jaunty kindle]

TikTok

[warm hedge]

discord whatsapp

[compact mantle]

I’m fr the reincarnation of bob marley

I do not worry

[sweet yoke]

is that so

[compact mantle]

About a thing

Couse like every little thing

[sweet yoke]

i wish

[grim edge]

Yh why?

[compact mantle]

Is gonna be alright😎

[sweet yoke]

i worry so much i sometimes can’t sleep🩷🐺

[warm hedge]

u suck

[jaunty kindle]

Dude its not even funny

[umbral wind]

Where do you get this brainrot from

[keen parrot]

she doesnt like discord that much

[grim edge]

same, i cant be bothered 😭

[compact mantle]

Damn, you need some aswagandha or sum

[sweet yoke]

a lot 🩷

[keen parrot]

idek if she uses whatsapp tho

[sweet yoke]

what’s that?

[warm hedge]

im worrying about the political and economical state of the world

[warm hedge]

wtf

[umbral wind]

Good I won’t go there

[jaunty kindle]

She probably doesnt wanna give u her number rip

[compact mantle]

It’s a anti stress pill, it reduces cortisol levels

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/seraphim-emily-hazbin-hotel-emily-hazbin-emily-excited-gif-3584921165539051951

[keen parrot]

she aint european dawg idk what to tell you

[compact mantle]

And other stuff

[warm spindle]

typa shit i be on

🤭

[umbral wind]

Use Skype

[keen parrot]

she wouldnt have the international minutes for how much we talk lil bro

[keen parrot]

💀

[grim edge]

edging for 2000 years, hasnt c u m yet, respect

[jaunty kindle]

[warm hedge]

what do you use i message

[umbral wind]

He has an android

[warm hedge]

now everything makes sense

fr

[keen parrot]

real men use smoke signals

[jaunty kindle]

But he isnt

[grim edge]

Whatsapp premium

[umbral wind]

Nah iMessage is better

[compact mantle]

Threads fr

[grim edge]

going to bed, bye gays

[warm hedge]

imessage is great too

[compact mantle]

Nah I use Myspace tho

[outer sage]

🧐

[warm hedge]

i miss skype tho good times

[umbral wind]

My phone does a long ass buzz when I get a text on iMessage but only a ding from WhatsApp so Ik what im choosing

[warm hedge]

id even use google hangouts back in the day

[outer sage]

Boomer

[warm hedge]

im 17

[grim edge]

i dont like the quality

[outer sage]

Gen z

[grim edge]

and you cant even use other apps in the meanwhile

[warm hedge]

@umbral wind how much do you get in 3 min puzzle rush

average

[jaunty kindle]

3

[umbral wind]

Mid 40’s

[warm hedge]

bruh

[sweet yoke]

imsg is cool for games

[umbral wind]

I got 48 in puzzle battle once

[sweet yoke]

but the messages are so slow

[warm hedge]

cbf once got 40 in 1 min 30 secs

[umbral wind]

Cheater

[sweet yoke]

true

[warm hedge]

[jaunty kindle]

mods

[umbral wind]

@sweet maple cheater

[jaunty kindle]

xD

[grim edge]

40 in half the time is crazy

[grim edge]

imsg for kids plato for men

[sweet yoke]

enjoy🩷

[umbral wind]

What’s plato? Must be some Italian app

[grim edge]

will

[warm hedge]

skbidi toilet grind pazul battul when

[grim edge]

nah its like mini games and stuff, not messaging

[sweet yoke]

WHAT

[umbral wind]

I sent a girl a strawberry bat dragon on adopt me once to propose

[jaunty kindle]

We should play garlic phone So I can draw planes and twin towers all the time

[sweet yoke]

that’s why i never pursue 🎀

[latent oracle]

Glock and balls

[grim edge]

damn

[sweet yoke]

that is so romantic

finnie boy add me on roblox now 🩷

that’s so cute, why couldn’t u do it irl?

[umbral wind]

I used my sisters account she was pissed when she saw her strb bat dragon disappeared

[sweet yoke]

used to be on the floor

[warm hedge]

that guy is gay he watches shirtless men wrestle

[sweet yoke]

thankfully they’re high now 🩷

[grim edge]

do i have to download anything

[compact mantle]

That aint gay

[jaunty kindle]

Yes my secret videos folder

[grim edge]

Pass

[sweet yoke]

wait. how old are u

[umbral wind]

What’s your name even tho I rarely play Roblox I got you

[sweet yoke]

fairyplily