#š¬ć”general-off-topic
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it's actually joever for me
I'm so cooked
its so easy bluds
Next: L*(L+6)=45. got it?
no
U sure it's now 15m
itās wrong
is the answer 16.2
I love cat I have a really bad habit of liking cat
idk at all
Width of large rectnagle has area of 45 sq in. Width of large rectangle=width of two small rectangles on each SIDE
Is it 5?
what
lol09 what's the correct answer
IDK THE ANSWER
Dude can't you see the diagram. the width is from width of two small rectnagles.
what
whats a bad habit of liking cat
lol09 send the answer in spoilers
Small rectangles are similar to the large one.
the width of two small= width of large
what do you keep getting for the answer
15
Everytime I see a cat I start chasing and pet it or squish it face until im bored
BAHHAHA THRATS CUTE I DO THAT TOO
Then it's 15!
nope
I give my cat some lasagna
yeah thatās whatās really confusing
Dude this user isn't using my equations
š cat donāt like getting touch that much unless it knows you lMAO
what did u get
because i donāt know it
Too bad
donāt chase them š
Bro I told you.
I just did (9/5)(3)(3)
i donāt get it
Width of two small=the width of the LARGE
idk if that's correct
how
I don't support fair play violations
guys pleease
yeah me neither lol
lasagne bruh i don't understand why are you not understand
i donāt get it
ok what's your test on
each individual triangle is congruent
cuz I hve no clue on what the heck it's on
@glossy radish do u know what the answer is supposed to be?
I am. but you don't accept my work
I can help you.
because i donāt fking understand it
do you want my thought process
iām asking for number five
idk if it's right though
I think you're wrong.
not triangles dude
how
Do you know what the answer for number 5 is supposed to be.
I've already done it.
itās okay youāve done enough, thank you
k
i said no five times already
ok
I understand
I'm actually cooked lol
Thanks for not mentioning me when you did so.
large rectangle: one side is 9 inches. other side is 5.
Yes.
So scaling down since they are congruent the other side of one smaller rectangle is 5/3.
bruh
EACH small rectangle has side legnth of 3 INCHES>
i did 3/5. is that okay
two small rectangles on each side of large rectangle. width of large rectangle = L+6 RIGHT
5/3. not 3/5.
then i squared it and set it equal to x/45
is there a difference
@glossy radish I come up to a idea it's either 15/5/9
..
You're over thinking it.
You have to add 6. for the Width man
i am. but thatās the only way i can think rn
L*(L+6)= A.
I'm going to draw it for you.
bruh i donāt get that
i donāt know
what
heās just plugging in the number like algebra
thatās just over complicating it wtf
Dude wdym
im not sure tell him lmao
idek what heās saying
š joy is good and smart ask him he trying to help too
omgeezer snaps. I told you my reasoning.
heās drawing rn
bro did calc 4 before college
is't joy a she/her by profile or smth
holy cow stop expecting me to understand ur reasoning
its a 6ā4 and 230lb guy
Dude I am just utlizing the logic man
no cap š
and iām still not understanding
Bro can someone just give her the formula
Like this is making my want to jump off the bridge
wanna just ml
be quiet iām gonna push u
fine iām gonna solo queue
Each small rectangle has side legnth of 3 inches. and you know two small rectnagles are on each side
š
.
bro you just random guessed the scaling
They are congruent and one side length is given.
ykw thank you for your help. iāll just not do this problem
Fam use the equations. safer
š is it just scaling. Is she trying to find the sides?
Clearly scaled by 1/3 for said side.
Naw dude it's the area for the small rectnagle you gotta find
Ok i have to go do homewok.
use my system of equations and you solve.
good luck on your homework
oh i wasnāt looking do you have to find the side by scaling
This is what I got but I feel like it's wrong
marshy pls ml with me 
Fine 1 match
oke
it's a basic quad.
9/5=3/x
9x=15
x=5/3
a=(5/3)(3)
a=5
I'm stupid
why would i want to use quad. itās much simpler than that
I think it's literally jsut that
Teachers give extra credit when you do smart way
do you know how to use it
someone check this
because I don't want to be wrong again for like th 5th? time today
you just make the ratio of the big rectangle the same to the small rectangle
why is chat dead
which method do you use
I main box method
hold on it's so hard to explain this
you can't use box method you have to put it in the quadratic equation sorry
wait help me out youo're good at math
what is 2+2 quick tell me
Use quadratic formula smh
wait lol09 help I'm braindead
No way. Use formula and brute force
Example POR favor
Dude you canāt factor this one
Two numbers canāt multiply to -45 and add to -6
You know what sucks
That math problem was badly written
They forced us into a bad quadratic
Y=a(x-h)^2+k
Vertex: (h,k)
lmao what kind of bullshit is this
My math teacher did
Youāre just getting mad at me man
It's probably different for every teacher
Just do what your teacher wants you to do
You know better than anyone here what they'd want
do you mean pixel
doesnāt mean every teacher does it
so
Do you understand regular polygons now
Stop being Pixarās waifu
who's pixar
pixar
Some guy with ton of alts
e

ok 600
ok 600s
If I had to describe playing Chess.comās bots in one word, it would be the Japanese word ęćć (kuyashii)
Nihao
which can translate to, among other things, āfrustrating,ā āregrettable,ā and āthis sucksā
konichawa
nihaOwO
If I had to describe playing Chess.com's bots in one word, it would be the English word mid (mid)
omg thatās how I feel playing in rapid pool
If I had to describe playing Chess.com's bots in one word, it would be the English word nonexistent because i dont play bots
This was about the only thing that brought me happiness today
which can translate to, among other things, "trash", "garbage" and "š©"
dor
hi
yeah I don't play it but yeah
thanks
what da hail
Dang ur titled
Isnāt the whole point of the grunfeld to get activity?
he might be titled but my meaningless rapid rating is higher so whoās the real winner here

Daddy Sirius Black I have a useless FM title
what is white going for here š¤
I thought you were going to say something after so I was like "yeah, this is a slav you're correct"
Bro whys everyone in chat 2400 rn like wtaf
what did the bots do to you
He may be titled, but Iāve defeated Mittens, the Magni, and Gen Martin
to make you upset
The funny thing about that image is that he just won
aren't all those bots based on ur own rating
You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.
oh
thers no way u still have that copy pasted
You think thatās impressive? I listen to Simply Red. Youāre going to have to do much better than that, you pillock
FM sucks
cap
I mean the main reason I asked is cuz cc defines it as a grunfeld

Oh youāre one
ur FM go back to ur chess studies not on discord
I quit OtB chess 5 yrs ago
yeah idk.I don't play with these positions
oh š
You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.
ok starky 
I am sorry if my words offended you Sensei
also @visual pivot Brilliant moves on chess.com misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calculations that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chess.com doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.
smh your title is better than his
But FM is useless
You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.You think that's impressive? I've beaten an IM, and an FM.
I also drew a GM and tied for 1st place in the 2000-2199 category of the US Open. You think I'm gonna be impressed by your basic calculation that a dumb and flawed algorithm called brilliant? Next time you flex, flex something meaningful.
yes
u get free chess.com diamond membership thouigh
Thanks, Stark
you're welcome
Hi
literally the only benefit zzz
sheesh worthless membership
it gets you more brilliants though
the best benefit is getting a little red thingy next to your name
(they don't misrepresent reality)
1 v 1 me
You mean they do misrepresent reality
idk what do you think
brilliant moves are cool but don't get overhyped
heās anti stark and anti UwU for some reason
im doing hoemwork
starkysharky just makes some interesting comments at times
definitely not theory
uruguayan
wrong one I won't react to it
I'll be off screen so if anyone wants to talk then ping me
CHESS IN #š¬ć”general-off-topic very outrageous young man,how could you now go to š#š¬ć”chess-talk
UwU
@ STARK
@dreamy siren

don't ping him
why not
bro u pinged him š
because it's probably disturbing
pretty sure Iāve shown him
he probably bz so just disturbing
heās seen a lot of my joke brilliant moves
scam moves
@tark
Fun fact:Stark's 2nd message in the server was about brilliant moves 

no one actually checks pings from this server
bro š
theyāll give anything the label nowadays
bozo losing his queen then rook then promote
btw lost that game cuz I had like 10 seconds
probably could have won it tbh but I was slightly panicked
noob
I have once made a brilliant by mistake and i found It's moves
I thought It's blunder but after a second i found out the brilliance
Does this move deserve
?
no
No
Why not?
obvious fork idea
ah sh
Ok
my opponent has slime queen
help
Who played this move?
no
But who played this move? Do you know?
uhhh you?
Nope
Not at all
a bot?
if you want a brilliant ātwo move tacticā it would probably be this famous one
qb2
Nope
some candidates player?
???
No, it was Garry Chess himself
100 Elo tactic
I mean It's easy
Qb2 is not an easy move to spot
especially if you donāt know that itās winning
Okay 600
Bro It's so easy..
how r u 2200+ if you're saying that
My 90% of brilliant moves are made by knights

Iāve noticed that as well
Qd1 Rxd1 Rc8#
good job dor
that's not the only thing wrong with my answer
yo can i borrow your legs for minute?
Not when ur racist
what do you mean
you said good job dor
š¤Øš¤Ø
i will exchange this guy's legs for yours
yeah that was before he questioned himself
I don't get what you mean
even better trade
lol
š„ give me that
Im 5ā1 280lbs
Become a cyborg
160cm 135kg
NO.
U r fat
wait bro that you?
Yea
Thatās 0.62 God-blessed American miles to you
You said 135 kg
why are you falling? š
Of muscle
what was that @cursive pawn
Did you mean 297 lb? :D
Balls
That's a 80 kg guy
okay
more money than I have rn
This is what 135 kg looks like
what is that muscle machine
Very skinny and weak
#1183493815596765304 message i go to this thread to laugh once in a while
I might take tren
what if he falls on you
Spider CaseOh
i closed my eyes u still didnt tell me your money
he weighs 1 million kilos
Testicles
š
Doesnāt existš
Im clearly a girl
mommy
this look like a girl to you people?
I would comment but idk how old they were in that picture
Does this
??
oh yeah sheās hot
Thank u bbg
I shaved my head
But she won that womans powerlifting event
Ik
why was he in there anyway? š
To show how broken the system can be
I did
Then my razor ran out of battery
Now im a emo girlšš
no
ok
ok
:3
Is this berserk
It is
Step 1: get off Discord
Damn I think im losing
No shit
bro is dense
it's recoverable
:3
Maybe
:3
cat moment
That is in fact not really the most favourable piece of text I wanted to witness at this moment
Perish.
Stop steroids bub.
meow
i have grey hair at 15
No
Mane it's 11pm
sleep then
I got my first grey hair at 13
ok, but i mean a bunch of not just a tad
Oh damn
Qe3
I hope I don't grey early my grandma went grey at 19
are you the one asking how to get a gf constantly
Yea
be my gf
Ough is 15
get a good diet, sleep schedule, better yourself to not be a chronically online mess and then consider it
thatās pretty old in duck years 
ok
My hygiene is good
still not enough
Why
bad sleep schedule directly affects hygiene, regardless of how much you shower
Idk man I go to bed when I get tired
not to mention mood and mental health
My mood is almost always the same unless something bad happens that day
monotony is not healthy dear
I go to bed when I get too high
How does bad sleep schedule affect hygiene
give me a hit
Monotony? What is that
Feels like falling in a void
causes acne, loss of hair long term, you generally also sweat more when awake than asleep
I hit rips
Good thing I don't have acne
An I ask you a question
ok
How to get friend?
talk to people, preferably people who you see often or can see often
So what you said about acne needs further research and it isnāt fully researched https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7445853/
And about hair loss thatās completely nonsense
I go to school one hour a day
it very often causes stress and anxiety which directly leads to hair loss
why?
Illness
It can cause anxiety for people who sleep less than 7 hours a night and reasons on why anxiety cause hair loss arenāt well understood yet
the fact that it isn't well understood doesn't mean it's not true
then why do you go any hour at all
So youāre advice would be valid if you said
Poor sleep quality causes depression and anxiety
I'm forced
we were talking about hygiene and being attractive, it was more relevant to mention the effects of those, which include potential hair loss
checks out
?
why else would you go for just an hour, that's why it makes sense
Yea but you said bad sleep schedule be specific like do you mean not sleeping enough or sleeping for 10 hours?
I was referring to his case, he said he often sleeps past 3am, clarification wasn't necessary
stop trying to make me be wrong cus im not
Yea you can say poor sleep quality can cause anxiety which might possibly cause hair loss
Because saying bad sleep schedule is a vague term
it's not in this case
Youāre def wrong about acne
iāve been sleeping four hours a day
Good enough
thought so
Make it 3
itās the most iāve slept
you said it isn't fully researched, not completely wrong, you're contradicting yourself
in a while
i would but i have a test tmr
Burden of proof is on you. You made the claim that bad sleep causes acne. That is an active claim that needs to be proven otherwise it is an inaccurate statement
Ok sorry i am being chronically online
@grim edge i dont mean to make you sound like you are wrong you gave good advice
no way someoneās admitting theyāre wrong
i thought it did, it's not clear if it does or doesn't, that's on me, but you can't say it's completely unreasonable when there's reason to think it's true
gtg anyways class is starting
Most reasonable relationship is between stress and lack of sleep, though is probably a cycle. Rather than directly linking bad sleep to significant changes in the skin
Ok ill go walk outside
Same
GRAHHHH
I might write about and add it to my articles
So interestingly lately ive been reading alot about dermatology for some reason
Yea, I also find a new rabbit hole every now and then
Fun fact: did you know vitamin b17 has been banned in the usa since the 1980. In the 1950ās it was used to treat cancer
Well i wanted to focus on skin care more so i started reading before buying anything also gonna be useful for my major i think
Chess the cheese
:3
post cat pics
@warped sparrow
thats wild
im done walking
Never
are you prakhar?
you wont
creature
wanna play?
with you? yes
join then
you there?
@steep kernel
:3
This u after 2 weeks of being in a relationship
@wild kite
Like to play ??
Wanted to ask you some things
@here willing to play anyone
do you know @clear night
Yes
oh shitā ļø
Whar
gg
gg
u are so good
1v1
even with an accident blunder of a rook u still won
thx
and I was playing good for my standards
yeah
i got a brilliant!!!
noice
Congrats
i dont know how you can checkmate like that
I removed your defenders early
like it was such a complicated checkmate
just stare at the squares around opponent king
You might find a way
sometimes it is hard
but finding the ways to bloco them
if i didnt move my king to that square it would have been even
hmm

hm?
agreeing
:3
meow meow meowmeow meow
kitty
Me and who
meow
@steep kernel
huh

that's me
why do you guys have the same squares? lmao
Square?
Bro use Blackberry
I dont trust mf who use light mode
blackberry was luxury
DUCK
hi
how do i unstudy chess
vampire
not enough space in brain
Go to sleep
:3 hii
hiya
good idea
I'm at the gym, I slept early, woke up early and now I want to go back to sleep
im so eepy except for when i have to
im eepy
Tengo teƱo
im baby
real
10 hour sleep good for teenager
Good for everyone tbh lol
5 hours of sleep is good
Just not always
:3
i wish i wake up tomorrow and im kitty
That's gonna be me later
i wish i was kitty
its hard
fr
@grim edge this the part where you chime in and expose me for being a furry by association
why
i would be
the requirements arent as hard as i expected
if plays against someone king's gambit
okhe
man is incognito
I was reading PDFs
how is this brilliant
should I start smoking weed
should i eep
Its 2 am
it's not quite 2 am for me
2pm for me
Virginia
lol
literally me
oh
I was gonna say Pennsylvania
No i meant u are from Virginia
Dude my friend is in Virginia and he is moving to Pennsylvania next year
Penn state
Same especially without satellite
people would travel and track where they went then write it down
compass
they didnt a lot of the time
after a lot of people mapped they would look at the different maps and make maps better because they had more data
thats because we have satellites
phone
nerd warsšš
oh
that's what you mean
there's a billion templates for maps
from satellites and other stuff already
from a cartographer
sorry boss i was afk. i had to fetch water from the spring. it's scorching hot here in Mel mate.
meow
huh
AH
I HAVE BEST REFLEXES
THE PHONE WAS GONNA FALL ON MY FACE
I DODGED JUST IN TIME
lol
Say meow if Trash Chess player
meow
meow
halp
Stoopid cats
Lmao
why are you irritable today?
okay, ok
hm?
gn ily all
š
That chat is a professional muay thay player
1v1
Cat*
nvm u aree bad
omg i was ready for a sec
ok lets play
bros spamming this pic
Stoopid cats
Ahahha nah trust me tho Diamond-Asc lobbies are kinda hard
Not so much diamond I canāt agree on that one but Ascendant is kinda tough to get out
that was 110 moves lmao
got this in a plat lobby earlier
lmao i was toying u with the knights'
eu is actually very fun and I donāt lag too much on London servers
Yea I canāt wait
thatās awesome
you werent successful you need more practice jk
Who won?
fr i got so mad when u took my pawn
k
she won 2 times
Arent u 1700
but i like the 110 moves

Dahlia next world champion

i was afraid that the 50 move rule will save u thats why i sacced all the pieces
So whatās your main rank then?
Lower rated get brilliants easier
i got my first brilliant at 300
asc 3 last act
I kept losing my rank up games and eventually just stopped playing
uh how do you study for jee
You donāt use blood?
Plz ban chess pieces that look like this
And he sacrificed the ROOOKKKKkKK
it looks fire
Ban plz
you dont know whatchu talking about dis da heat
blud the pieces are custom
blud its custom custom not chess.com custom
the pieces are imported
it was perfectly cooked
the pieces look fire
hello
i cant fall asleep because there is something in my eye and i cant get it out
I can cure this sleepless eye
im literally going to cry
Hi
what am i supposed to do ive tried everything
join the vc and cry with me
ive tried literally every single thing
it's almost 4 am
Nope I was always told from the start by my Immo 3 friend not to use it
its almost 5am
So Iāve never acc tried itš
that was way too loud
š¦ he was muted
i couldn't hear you ill not say a word if you join again
ill be silent
what would the point in joining be then
sorry
idk what to do
Helo not shresth how is diet
Fine
Where
Countries that are fighting eachother
Ohhh
Hmm hint?
I was gonna say like old borders of countries but idk how brazil is there
Wait so i was right
Sorry
Ohh so the biggest countries that they border
Yea ik french has islands that border other countries but i forgorš
I am trying
I gave up
šš
Oh
Idk
Probably not
Ok another one please
š¤š¤š¤
Ok thatās like impossible for like common knowledge
Like no one is gonna memorize the list of the top safest countries
Fr
I dint think chatgpt can solve that
i need some chewing gum
Same
:c
but whenver i start cchewing it my body thinks im eating something ,, so when it doesnt get food my stomach starts to growl aggressively
Oh
gn!
what was that send it again
i just had a glance of what you send
looked like minecraft
Countries that russia used to own
I was about to say that
wasnt taiwan a part of china before
Ok
Bro ussr
russia is 60 % subzero cold
Yes
2023
š
2018?
https://www.chess.com/live/game/104971623816 Someone rate my game? (Im Black)
































































1. e4 d5 2. Bd3 dxe4 3. Bxe4 e5 4. Qh5 Bd6 5. d3 Nf6 6. Bg5 Nxh5 7. Bxd8 Kxd8 8. Nh3 f5 9. Ng5 fxe4 10. Nxe4 Nc6 11. g4 Bxg4 12. h3 Bf3 13. Ng5 Bxh1 14. Nf7+ Ke7 15. Nxh8 Nd4 16. Kd2 Rxh8 17. Na3 Bg2 18. Nc4 Rf8 19. Ke3 Nxc2+ 20. Kd2 Nxa1 21. Ne3 Rxf2+ 22. Ke1 [Rxb2]
2018 - now?
My best game so far
What's your elo?
150
Good
I Should bĆŖ 1200
Why?
Don't wanna laugh but respect
I know midgame
Its a joke, i Have better games
But Thats the longest one
I said respect jeez
2018
So it's 2015 to 2024
So it's 2015
Ok
Is it between 2020- 2024?
Oh
Is it between 2020 to 2023
Ok
So it's 2020,2021,2022
Final answer
It felt like i have just turned 13(im over 13 now)
Time passed too fast
ngl
Aww man
what border changed in 2021-2024???
Israel
NO WAY JOHN PORK IS CALLING
I am
He is not funny anymore
I am
Weeks
can you guys help me come up with a name for my game
Danny boi
huh?
the name
I'm sorry but that's a trash name
meow
for a game


