#💬〡general-off-topic
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Imma go change back to my normal pfp now and change name back to witty
What is a witty
My usual discord nickname
Why is a witty
i guess thats why i cant talk to a person irl
Why so
Say meow to everyone u see irl
i will be arrested
or was that the whole point
lol i knew someone who substituted hi with meow
okay!
Hi ruby
i literally said "omg kanye" and deleted after i realized
no
hii I like your new profile picture
Thanks
It's temporary
Ah yes back to my usual pfp
why?
guess it
There we go
is this drake
i sat in a chair
Hell naw
man
help
What'd you find
Dam ur right,is he good looking?
Adelynn...No.
I was literally sitting in my chair and then my arms felt like they had motors in them
he's definitely looking
NFSW stuff,he must be bann💀
He look like emo logan paul
💀
@vale frost if u were would u however though?
✨
hm
When were would you how but he?
NFSW bro
Yo why she so ungh.
..
is ur pfp pixel art?
The president takes so long to complete his speech because he's biden his time
yes but ai generated tho
I don't usually like ai generated images but this one was really good

meowmeow meow meow meowmeow meow meow meow meow meow
@steep kernel do u think he should fix his hair
vas happenin
who
The blondy guy called roger in the pic i sent
send it again
Why AI gave him them Confucius eyebrows

💀naw hes this guy
he looks homeless
you speak 5 languages???
Actually 6
is that emoji danya
Idk
His hair made him look homeless btw
yeah
now i had to watch that video again
He looks like henry VIII’s brother
Ngl💀
Who is that
bad history knowledge
isnt it IIX ?
💀
Ye
o ok
I wasn’t required to take history as an elective
Queen mary’s mother
history is not an elective...
First husband
cool
I am from sgp lol
the only henrys ik rn are henry III
o
henry the 3rd prob the worst henry fr
Frr
American revolution and other wars happened cuz of him
What he name^
napoleon once sold half of the united states for 15 million
$15,000,000 in 1803 is worth $411,937,168.14 today
that much in todays currency
UwU
Hi
hewwo
Hru?
IM GOOD
That’s amazing! I am happy for you
:3
:4
:5
:6
Who’s here thinks they can guess a password from a video I took
No.
:7
:8
:9
m's in my bank account
nvm i got the password
he defeated them all like 6 times 🔥
i actually thought of my name from napolean
N apo LEO n and then i just added the L at the end
ur bio says u offer free tutoring can u tutor basic manners to people as well
what is 2+2? 
doin ya mom doin doin ya mo dijn doin d doind din doin ya mom
LMAO NO IM JK
you were raised around imbeciles?
many of them
dayum
its also known as the hood
aww thats pretty cute
but can you type this? ☺
no ur pinky pie
Yes. I am, but that is besides the pooint.
so youre a horse
wait no
oh
gaoko
type this ☺ ☻ no copy paste
how to get gf?
just talk to a girl u think is cute
you play chess you cant
Drive your car into their house.
like a normal person. dont act weird
and then if you like them confess and if they reject you move on
Nah bro. I tried that and they pepper sprayed me and called the cops.
@nocturne elk why u keep stalking chat just to react with "imdeceased" 😭
ezpz :)))))
wait what......
Hii wassup
Im eating lol
"The wprst she cans ay is no." they said.
i mean when i like someone i just confess
i dont really think about if they will or wont reject
its fun that way
How many moves
She then went on to prove their statement wrong by screeching and calling for help, before proceeding to blind me with pepperspray and whack me with the amazing 700 dollar gucci handbag, before delivering a nail in the coffin with a phone call to the police on her 3000 dollar iphone.
he's asking because his dad wants him to get one he was asking for tips two days ago
i confessed to my old crush a week ago? and got rejected and laughed about it
he was super nice, such an angel
he
yea
u girl?
no im a trans
oh
@cursive pawn
@glass kiln theres a girl and shes scaring me
so you're a boy originally?
Transformers, genders in disguise
💯 today's world
I thought u were grass 
good thing ur a guy i wanted to post a gif
It’s a wrap… im serena gomez not serena williams
I found a bug in my code
im that too
after hours digging
Bruhh

lol
why did you leave my basement
oh
speaking of the williams, pharrell williams just dropped a new album for free on his website
I'm already making my senior project. It's somewhat working. It can render a map of it's suroundings through ultrasound right now. But i want to add radar and a camera. @cursive pawn
i thought i locked it
idk man
i gave you enough food. 3 slices of bread per day is enough
i kinda wanted some fresh air
hm
Im not sure who he is. I wjll google him later
im kinda getting sick of the challah
go back
@arctic heart is this real? how are you being normal?
uh ok
is this avg swiftie
I also need to find a way to maybe have all three sensors sping at immense speed.
man this guy has a dinosaur fettish
But idk if i have any servos capable of that, or if i could do it with my current budget.
its the guy from minions!!! how do u not know
idk why i just responded to a message from 2022 💀
im E*GING
Which is why I am approaching YOU for funding.
Youre what
hes edging
it's better if you do not know 😔
egging
Ohhhh “clap along if you nananananana roof”
Liya
What is a "fetish", Is it similar to "mewing"?
@slate owl youre now watching the throne
@velvet lily
kinda looks like the phillipines
... don't let me into my zone...?
Lolol
Philippines
kitty
yoo a cat no way
my mother is homophobic 🗣️
Australia mate
@velvet lily
my friends are racist 🗣️🔥🔥
same
you have summoned me
yes
yeah whatever man the woke left cant bear to see the working sigma male happy
kneel before me
no you
girl what
(I am not actually all of this)
i know where you live
come over den
Adelynn face reveal
no i have a crush on someone else now
lol so what
Kevin Abstract is such a great philosopher
DO NOT click on those spoilers
Idk but it’s really hot in Mel right now
how to get gf?
its yummy wdym
yummy food is behind the spoilers
cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Really?
i have the same question
Rate my edit
no its a hole
ye
-7/10
its scary stuff
haha
How about how become mature or become a better version of myself (:
yes
send me more cat pics
is this drake
i love this
man are you 8 years old
no more ugly cat pics
just go to a server with dyno bot and do /cat command
Can you please tell me about him a little like one of his speeches or something
did you watch drake leaked video
/cat
no way ur 13+ and u dont know what mewing or a fetish is
twins
omg
this does not have dyno
which one does
r u a homeschooled nerd with no social life
yeah it is big but its def not 7 inches big
can you send me it
without looking at ur profile, i can assume ur at least 2200
am i correct?
sadly seen that on twitter it looked like a hose
lesser than 500
so nasty
only if u trade me for spreadie gibbs pic
@slate owl is a good gf material
@warm spindle ?
ok
bro what
check the profile
DAMN
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
well only 1700 points off not bad
that was so bad
i can hear ur plates and cups clinking on call be quiet

im giggling rn
my name is doja cat
i know im so funny

i wish he laughed at my jokes :((
but he rejected me
That's gay
love love love
my name is central cee
ok and
blundah
he almost got me banned
how can i be homophobic my bitch is gay🗣️
no
yea @snow rose
lmao
You nearly got me banned
i legit cant name 2 central cee songs lmao
How about @grim edge or @lament jacinth
doja and
He's into men
Sorry
uh umm ummm uh um uhh
were all into men
im not
@grim edge hey handsome
She's 15
Helo rasklinkov i gave back ur cat
lmao
me 2 days ago:
grand is 16 yr old and male
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
good job
16 males
I love cats
u gonna get banned
oh woops
Im grateful for your drastic measures
@slate owl which songs should i add to my playlist
riluifghbileurntiousnfdkljnasdkljfnaskcnmxznckjsabflkhabrweluifbiaweuhfbnialwe
Wingslompson
GIVE ME MEOWMEOW NOW
I SAID NOW
owo by henta! dude
@hexed saddle
I aint mentioning liya and she aint even handsome
how to get gf?
Their user!?!?!??!
meow
meiw
Get Liya she's good
@limber elbow
meoe
@upbeat dove
@runic mortar
give real advice
Stoopid cats
@grim edge ma core achi
Tbh be yourself and join dating servers or maybe tinder.
im sure i listened to this guy before
dating discord servers?
lmao bet
Irl buddy
Yea
yea go to those dating servers and get catfished
cant be myself since i got 0 friends
u were probably on the rym worst albums run
L
@grim edge #1 advice dont do this
Be 6ft tall, make 6 figures and have a 6packs that's what women want irl
i have a 6 pack
i gotchu ill find all the e-kittens and hook u up
im kidding bro we've all been there @grim edge
i just have immaculate charisma
my iq is just too high sorry
Also you must have more than 6 inches
fr i deal with the same issues
6 inches what
look at my e-kitten shon
i have 0 friend
what am i then
tv remote
i dont think everyone is this selfish
Your willy
do you relate to anyone at school
best friend
Nuh uh
im never gunna measure that bro
:)))
did you ever listened to subway sexist

Unfortunately yea 
bro f that one person we both hate
i was kidding. but there was a pooint where i felt lonely and had 0 friends
bff frfr tight like the bootyhole
ive never thought that those two words would ever be next to each other
that was approx 1 year ago
listen to it
big chungus cat
later bro
wait who do we hate
remember
crazy bro what do i do
gotta go smwhere 20 mins later
AYO 👀
NOW
ah right
😢
@grim edge best way to pull a girl is to rizz her up, works quite well irl too
its the best song ever made
what does rizz mean
were gonna jump that person on monday
Pickup lines bruh
im a profesional nude sender 🗣️
ok
im too ugly bro
Want a demonstration? Imagine your a girl and I'm rizzing you up? Ready?
ok
Nuh uh
i was born when my parents in their 40s so i prob got more genetic mutations and asymmetrical jaw
everything im gonna say is easier said than done.
- honestly just try and put yourself in socially casual situations where there is not too much pressure but there is the opportunity to make friends and meet people with common interests.
- don't think that you are someone worthless. everyone has something to offer
- you are not alone in your situation. many people have experienced, are experiencing, and will experience what you are experiencing right now
@arctic heart why cant you be just normal for 1 minute 😭
i have no interests
nice song
really?
wow thats the best advice ever bestie
Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece.
do you breathe air?
god he litrly me
the only interest he has is watching anime 5 hours a day
i watch anime for a few hours a day thats it
Go to gym then and get ripped
talk about anime then
i have a 6 pack
costs money tho.
are you a pawn because you could be a potential queen?
wherever you go youll meet people dw trust
what is there to talk about
Hardest cap
put yourself out there
literlaly anything about anime
💀
no
talk about how toriyama just died or sum
A good one but it's used a lot
Start gatheirng uncles and scamming grandmas
dont make friends on the internet its dangerous
<@&745328830649991179>
or just ask people what their fav anime is, whether they watch anime
i love eating bussy for breakfast🗣️
ofc not
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
very dangerous. i almost got kidnapped by supress
thank you
yea totally i can lift u up
W
well i have made friends online
<@&745328830649991179> adeyln said something very bad and deleted
but they are weak friendships
nice
i mean u can make friends online but dont get too close
yea^^
wdym
they are sad i have none
whaaaaaaat
dayum @slate owl gettin cooked with this one
aww
theres nothing sad about having no friends tho
they should give u advice if they wanna help lmao
ur biggest friend is yourse;f
ik but my mom is sad idk
Relax, Bastman rescued, don't ping mods multiple times 
maybe cuz you have friends lmfao
Sorry
destroyed
bro
i am my biggest friend, i love my own company
nice name
do you go to school or have work?
PICKLE W
supress inc.
perfect
trust me it might be cuz i have some type of undiagnosed adhd but i can survive on my own and im fine
make friends there. talk about anime. thats it
perks of being the youngest
im also the youngest
yea shawty ik
nah fr shawtyyyyy
are you in highschool????
how
Want a good anime server? check dms
yes
ok
not u LMAO we go to the same school liar
have a discussion on anime by asking "hey do u watch anime?"
are u in highschool by any chance
at some point in the convo like 5-10 mins later ask for hteir contact
Gothamchess discord server is the worst
i.e. insta
tru
yes
ya they want you to verify with phone number

any clubs that you like???
bro im not doing that online bro
No they banned someone cuz he said smart mods
at school
no
What happened to adelynn
Real Madrid
ok
yes ther eare clubs u like probably
like what
i met @velvet lily thru a club
timed out 💯
ok so being in highschool theres lots of programs that could be available in your district school board
He got muted LMFAO
anime club
Ok
Loll
Deserves it
yea i went to the chess club and met shon there
how long 🔥 ???
dude...
how long??
Probably for a week
@slate owl get muted bozo
if thats ur only interest, obv im gonna suggest anime club
dubs
good
🔥
anyways
💀

ok what interests do you have grand??
anime
so clearly you like chess, what else
ok anime and chess
i used to like chess i havent played in a year and a half
okok no worries
i play tennis
i literally made friends with suppress bc of a common interest in chess
but then we started talking about other things
yk each other irl
yea, and were both delusional and crazy
yes
damn
but first over discord
yea were on facetime rn
damn
but granted the discord server we met on was the chess club discord server
yea
i see
when i first met him he was so shy and barely spoke then we spoke on discord
damn
im not shy tbh ion think so thats not a reason i dont have any
how big is ur school?
hey chat
@cursive pawn wanna be added to a gc? its like all muslims
Ok, gimmie a sec
lol i bet asser is there
wassap
I'm hindu can I join too
lemme ask
u have beef with asser
lmao ig
1k people
dont we all have beef with asser tho
are u willing to speak to at least one person
same
hes my bestie frfr
What did the poor guy even do
ur def not joining
i mean u have like 4-6 classes throughout the day no?
i have one
asser is my amigo tho
💯
hahahaa
ur in highschool and you only have one class????
just spy on ur neighbour. that's a new hobby u could have
add me in brother
i do online
Can I join
i can read ayatul kursi frfr
yw
he started beefing with v and me and like everyone in chat for no reason, then he got mad when no one was on his side. now he just hates everyone 💯
how many rakaat in wudu
0 wot
request is pending
ur fried
ok good lol
Poor guy
put in a request for me lol
yea bro add me in
bro did the ex muslim test ☠️
The dude even beefed with me
fr lol
idk y he blames me for it all. i even asked him y, but he always brushes it off
@rocky epoch il fight the world for u I will be by ur side forever
no way liya what he do?
No lol.
what about me
ok test me sussy
Are you muslim?
who knows
No, just like 3 ppl atp
oh btw. im not a muslim, but i can still join cos me an asser are besties
name em
no
Why this jdot wanna join the group so badly
Why would u wanna be in same gc as someone u have beef woth
lol satire is there i heard
whos satire
asser's my bestie ❤️
lmfao

yuh (spy for me)
you should add me to it
no
poker
hi eddie
muted
huh, who got banned?
why
cuz they brought up religion
why were the messages deleted
thats gotta be the weirdest mute
a rule breaking message gets deleted
for real, it's literally general chat
hi bast
lol i aint reading allat
they should change the rules to where arguments about religion is bad
you should
conflicts
yeah
censorship 💀
teaching about other religions and being curious about them is always good
literally 1984
LOL REAL
yeah but not on a chess server
general off topic 😭
rules
what if my religion forces me to spread my religion in chesscoms discord?
💀
then you get muted
i think thats called a cult
lol
okay let's stop it here
lol
CENSORSHIP
Give me trusted role
literally 1984
can't
I'll do anything
bro who muted @velvet lily
Can to
nop
It's 10m
bot removes when you send a message
literally bro’s alt
no
Then just give me trusted every time I send a message
jdot, u said u wanted to join?
💀
What just happened I was winning and the game got aborted
why the skull emoji
nah, i was just messing around lol
o ok
tell asser to have a good day for me tho
@upbeat viper
It's puplic anyone can join now tho
👍🏿
Your arena expired
nothing
I wasnt playing in aren
1v1 now or no rizz
bast has skibidi rizz
real
I don’t think he has
Only in Ohio
Was the server restared or sumthing
1v1 me in poker
eddie is the rizziest of rizzes 🥵
Nah he rizzes me every day
The only person bast can rizz is my 1 year old sister
eddie teach me poker
Disclaimer I don’t have a sister
I cook eddie in poker bro
barbers in us be doing these haircuts and charging $80
can as in u give permission?
watch
Who eddie
No he just pulled up to her and rizz
Edward
eddie a baddie, a 10/10
U like my haircut
Who is he
@median token
holy shit
Zamn u on the path to the Zhong Xina haircut
huh
You look like those annoying sisters from Star Wars The Clone Wars Season 7
china numba one
This haircut
im not chinewsese spy rahhh i hate those🍺 🏈 🌭
@digital phoenix nah I’d win
i love merica
is that like roblox or smthn
Okay google “Kim Lebron Un” instead bc I can’t find any gifs for it
its poker
yuhhh same thing
HAHAHAHA yeah that
eddie shot me
stoopid ediot
"he throw 5 on bro i throw 10 back" kay kay
no im asian
I CAN TALK AGAIN
where is that
😦
🇨🇳
你是我的陽光
💀 bruh
You Are My Sunshine(你是我的陽光)-歌詞-Lnnocent Vocals (童聲天籟)-KKBOX.
我唯一陽光
💀
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
Is that like Tw chinese or something?
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
Hell naw im half cantonese
But i spoke chinese
I can**
Speak**
💀hell naw grammar mistakes frik
Oh i only learnt chinese 2.0 idk traditional characters lol
Chinese sucks im very bad at chinese
never learn chinese its hard
Like not only the words theres so much more
lol i bet its light work, fortnite is hard work
no.
jdot ur timings are so random
Same but should be fine if you don’t need it at a future job
whats ur timezone
huh?
lol i live on a small remote island in the middile of a random body of water (im a pirate, arg)
my time zone is mars hour
why did u not warn us for all of our disasters
Hell naw bro chinese is one of the subject i gotta face in the dse,if i dont pass the dse i cant get into university
china is an option
fortnut is life
Fr ill maybe move to Canada
ewww why canada
Uk?
move here yes
no dont
nahhh. premiere league is the best thing they have and not even that is the best
I have a house in uk tho
Oof where u at, hk?
give me ur rights to ur property
Hk💀
canada is prettier
Never,its holy hell expensive
it's only cold in winter
I hate summer,hot as frik
what 😭
Winter better bro
I am so confused about cantonese and chinese bc i never learnt the differences and stuff
i cant stand anything under 60 degrees tbh
I agree
Hi guys wassup
eenglish
winter is overrated. i just be bored and cold
wassap
I hate sweating it kinda feels stiky💀
winter > summer by a lot
so i hate summer
I swear I’m gonna I’m your a minor btw
real
winter > summer
uhh shit flag
i hate you
Cypress
hii
Oh em gee look who it is
Basically cypress
cant wait for aser to get unmuted
chocolate!!!!
who is cypress
No…
@stuck basalt who are u
same
country
yes
oh you mean the country
Ikr I’ve found my long lost twin @everyone
why
czekoslovakia
Taiwan included lmao
🇺🇸
Mexico!!!
Qing dynasty?
Jupiter
im a minor
#Qing Dynasty,Im a historian but unprofessional
😭
like discord minor or the other 1
what 😭 wdym
U americans should learn better history but i guess it will never happen.
IM THE GOAT
only history i know is from 1600s-1800s
oh.
u americans? 😔 u mean "the best country's ppl ever"
what is that game
💀hell naw
🇺🇸
brawlsta
Bro proud of 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
brawlsta sucks
💯🇺🇸🦅
yo moma
🇺🇸
ur getting banned from rikers
Ok but at least I don’t have a crippling poker addiction
you wouldnt
i have a cripping eddie addiction
just did, u got locked out of rikers
imagine getting crippled in a prison
u did
Do you um
🇺🇸
Is
do i um is
ew
America is a continent
ur not invited to my birthday party
good
🇺🇸
uh qing dynasty?
Its alaska
yoo
i already said america
now do one in europe
Dang it why is there text
Alaska is said
usa
💯🦅🏈
america > cat car
wait wrong
cat mobile
Which one is the cat and which one is the car
💀 hey man
Bcz i dont see a cat
im not addicted
i think u have a venous fly trap disease
My roommate used to play poker
is that texas?
england?
i cant even see what is that
Don’t give medical advice publicly please
Thanks,
😎.
@arctic heart is trolling
huh? ok 😭
prussia or polish lithuanian common wealth
otherwise idk
also guys guess this one its ez
saudi arabia
asia
asia is a continent this is an empire
Mongolian empire?
yeah
HELL YEAHAHAHAHA
This is more than one country?
I GOT 2COMBOS CORRECTTT


