#💬〡general-off-topic
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Im not gonna walk 3km to get chipotle
✌️
Whats a v
Just make food at home
oh. i’ve been doing muay thai and tkd then
No too lazy
Me
Lazy. When I was a kid. We walked 10 kilometres just to drink water. Smh
i believe in karate they use muay thai roundhouse
Shut up Old grandy
OR WHAT
do NOT disrespect her like that
WDYM WHEN I WAS A KID
I know how to cook but im sick I don't want to cook
ugh we need a gc
bro is a certified asian parenrt
Whats a gc
group chat
DMs rq
i would get destroyed
WITH WHO
my legs are very very fragile
Yeah these bozos need their own gc
Gang members chatting place
whenever i see this gif i realize how nice his legs are
One blocked massage
Family boy🗣️🗣️🗣️👦
Mayor charizard?
maybe i gotta shave my legs
who
Where chocolate go?
@outer sage u okay now bro?
LMAO ITS MAYOR CHARIZARD OFC
What do u want gimme pancakes
💀💀
gives mystical pancakes
i still don’t know but i’ve been getting diagnosed with different medical conditions rn
<@&745328830649991179> banish him
I’m scared
What the
Who

I copied that from someone else idiot, get more new material
Dont insult me.
Dang
you literally sent that in chat, what do you want a kiss?
What ligament mean ?
OH SHIT FR?
Guys guys guys
I became the class monitor
Bro need an operation
LMAO 💀
Kd7
I am sooo happy
liya confirm?
Mashu didn't pay attention In 4th grade bio :(
I didn't even speak English when I was in 4th grade
liya i don’t think we even have science until 6th hrade
make a queen and checkmate him
Mashu is an 14 years old introvert, dont harass him
Neither did I whats your excuse
Really?
you’re majoring in the medical field.

how 💀
No im not
She is?
duh 🙄
💀
Ligaments are the connective tissues in bone joints
yeah what’s it called tho 💀
Im saying idk what it mean no need to say smth like that
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Ok i need a fight in this channel its getting boring
Did I hurt your feewings
Off topic = femboys topics
💀💀💀
liya can you quit it. i’m gonna eat ur babies istg
LMAO WHAT
NO DONT TOUCH THEM
Liya is a big meanie, report her
then STOP IT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not anymore😡
NEVER
Im gonna go now see ya have a great day everyone ^^
i’m eating them
U WATCH YOURSELF LITTLE LADY
Yeah sorry about liya
oh i see
What have u been doing 👀
She is a short fused hobbitses
LMAO
Nah idc about her she just being herself
Sure, why not
@lament jacinth can i tell him
💀
Too bad what

No 💀💀
AAA
😰
WDYM WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOUNG
v would absolutely beat the shit out of liya if they would fight ngl
U got babies alr
nah she’s deadly
but shes short
I bench 65kg she benches like 30 are you sure bout that
Not if I finish them off first
but i’m weak
Wait it’s like half a foot difference
Dang
ok but she lives in the states what if she has a gun
Bench 65 you’re lying
i think the doctors said something about a flexibility issue
Yeah I'm done
also liya you do NOT bench 65 kgs haha
Liya bench her own weight
I know
liya could probably
It took 6 months to get from 60 to 65
Actualy she bench twice her weight
She sounds like that short little ah girl
Im 43kg

how tf am i gonna past my tests
You can’t bench 65
It's like 1.4
Short underweight
Honestly
are you sure it isnt 65 lbs
Yes I used to work on a farm lol, then I used the gym
Thats why you dont feed your baby shwarma guys

No we don't use pounds in my country

It’s still impossible for your weight
hmm im not too convinced liya
You’re funny
yeah but i cant preform the kicks
Hmm ches
No my maximum is potential is actually about 72 for my weight
Liya is blessed by the Gods, she has amazonian blood
Cotton fields moment😔
imagine if ur parents named u coobar
Liya is like an ant, small but extremely strong
i think my brother benches about 70 and he is fit and 6ft
PT-1 - 73.5%
HALF YEARLY - 78.6%
PT-2 - 72.5%
ANNUAL - 73.6%
TERM 1 - 81%
TERM 2 - 77.8%
OVERALL - 79.8%
Liya is short. Till next time mates, goodbye!
shut the frick up
You deserve the clown decoration
My issue is I have no muscle definition 💀
Quit discord and go study noob
Eat yo protein
i’m still at the tkd place
Take your calories
your body composition has to be fcked to bench 1.5 times your weight at 43 kg
So I look like I don't go to the gym lop
lop
Yeah for sure
? No
i’ll do it when i’m at home
Until you show proof
Chess talk bro😭😭
???
in any case i ain't buying it until you show video proof
You guys spew useless bs and you have no idea what you're talking about
Qd6 easy
chess sucks
but i’m celebrating 清明 today so i cant
If you say something extremely unlikely best believe we will be skeptical
anyways what
What’s that
festival
day of the dead hut for the chinese
You can’t bench 65
People on discord going outside? to a gym??, nah she has to be capping
Show proof
real
I bet you are malaysian
no wtf
I don't say that you dont gym or that you arent in shape, i just dont buy the benching 65 part
Who's sniper wolf
talentless youtuber person
Ok at least chinese
ew
Discord is shit. Go outside or do physics.
Okay I don't need your approval
yeah i’m part viet too
i thought you're leaving
Dang u got 1-0 over USA,
i’m in the usa. i’m also southern vietnamese buddy
Yeah I am. You should also leave.
smh to technically i’m 0-1 over the viet
Bro u beat a couple Chinese dynasties
huh when
What lol
Learn yo history
i should
Vietnamese are tough mfs throughout history
What’s happening
Wow
English: 
w movie
💀
Anyone could after like at least 4 months tbh.
Yeah
I mean it took me years but I'm like 43 kilos
Lebanese foods looks good even though i never tasted them
It’s not the case here
🤓☝
Why not?
We need proof
Tbf i like fish and chips
eh you know what i believe liya on this one now
I don’t see any proof
I'd believe anyone saying they bench 140 lbs.
it makes sense with her as a person
You're just silly.
💀💀💀
I believe you, you wet wipe
Be quiet if you don’t want me to invade your house
Typical 400 elo chat
Typical 400 elo chat
Shut up ya slag
What if I want you to try.
try what?
Yeah.
invading his house silly
Two close boyhood friends grow up and go their separate ways. One becomes a humble monk, the other a rich and powerful minister to the king.
Years later they meet. As they catch up, the minister (in his fine robes) takes pity on the thin, shabby monk. Seeking to help, he says:
“You know, if you could learn to cater to the king you wouldn’t have to live on rice and beans.”
To which the monk replies:
“If you could learn to live on rice and beans you wouldn’t have to cater to the king.”
which one should be be like and why
I’m a monk
Moral of the story: eat rice
mong*
My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered. In the land of Pharaohs and Kings, they said Egypt could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed. Now they say nothing. They fear me, like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death! I say: I am Napoleon, I am Emperor.
noob
Napoleon = liya
Hey Noob I love you
the true answer is the middle way
or something id ont know philosophy
You are short?
I’m 6’2 be quiet
Then u are not napoleon
Taller than your father probably
Napoleon dynamite maybe
personally I am 8 feet tall
Okay next question
1870 millimeters
840148932.1235 Kilometers
You should respect me

So much centimeters
whats wrong
Giving me discord kitten owner vibes
bludinator prime
Ever heard optimum praim?
I’m 9 feet tall
You waited all that time just to say this?
yep
call me
Bro got discord mod energy
Hi
hi
Go to gym like you used to do and leave me alone
no
First thing I saw when I entered chat
go to gym to get taller guys
Sorry master
Look up it’s your gen
@stable mirage
Sorry old man
No
Bruh
Old geezer,
Bruh
Lmfak
Brainrot
Whats wrong with ohio, someone explain
No gyatt
UGH
I’m sigma
You’re showing me yourself?
the rizzlevels
I’m from Ohio
I’m the sigma from Ohio
Gyatt skibidi rizzler from Ohio *
The avatar
chat is filled with brainrot omg
You decided to attack? I’ll stop you

me?
Hello you feel like it’s you?
why dont u connect
Brilliant
Be quiet
is this what you talk about as soon as i click off topic
Be quiet
Dead channel
clown
You’re begging for Robyn
Robux
@cursive pawn
Stop
you and him are both clowns
lil bro is afraid to connect? xd whatever man
Lmao
Something else you gonna say?
random ques but what openings do u play for white and black
for black sicliian for white kings gambit
900456.79
stockfish analysis puts ur advantage down when u play kg, thoughts
i don’t play it
well imo idc about stockfish stuff because i care about my opponent and also it's named a gambit for a reason it's gonna be down cuz u sacrificing a pawn then u gain it back with ease
get this man outa here omg
Someone escort the londoners outta here
d4 then London and have fun
your profile picture is might fine describing you rn
ok wth
yeah ok wtf
who?
asked
Send your profile here then I’ll agree
Dang
MY G THIS U?!
it’s my bedtime rn
If you don’t send your profile you’re washed
Bro said bedtime
LOL
Nah I ain't japanese
Nihao
My name's Jamal bro
Nihao jamal
Wsg
This me fr
angry strawberry cat!
mike tyson is gonna smoke jake
You’re ridiculous why you changed your profile bro?
Do not the cat
Lmao
wym by do not the cat bruh
Me n my dad after finding out I spent 90 bucks thinking it was 7
fasho (😬)
You identify yourself as a girl interesting
Dont
Lmao
nooooooo beta thats you
Femboy*
Femboy lmao
hes a femboy
Femboy
You both are femboys
your a femboy kid
er why u keep trying to make drama ong
I’m sigma
Who is femboy
der alte
You’re*
Be quiet.
Yo bro u a femboy?
Now dress each other
he is
Jamal is a femboy
Nah bros ong tryna make beef on discord in a chess server xddd
Nah bro
square up der alte 🙅♂️
I'm a buff femboy then
Bro said square up
Cuz I got em abs and shit
Congrats
Okay whatever bro is trying his best
💀 lez go
Sigma
say it to der alte
@stable mirage
trust
yeah i dont thinks it's whatever for you xdd pulling up to anyone tryna beef is insane
me and sirius are gs dont talk rook
Oh my gah🗣
Everyone? You sure?
You’re mad?
I said anyone but sure
Remember,the age of consent is still 18
Yo bro u play sicilian at 1300
next talks is a femboy
Cry bout it
hey its evil strawberry cat twin!
Really bro
So you dont need consent above 18?
ye
Ain't no way dawg
of course we do
How u gon spend so much time learning openings at 1300
Oh ok
finally no skibid to,ier language
yip yap looks like i found yapper!
im not that good plaiyng with black
You’re the yapper actually
Same dawg but why sicilian
I won’t answer you anymore
didnt u say cry bt it xdd?
are you autistic
You’ll feel the peace you want
cuz i wanted to
Not at 1300 bro
you were flooding this shit wit’ im the skibidi guy
PLAY THE CARO KANN🗣🗣🗣🗣
alien gambit. Advanced caro kan.
👹💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤞🤞🤞
Ah yes a fight, letsgo im ready
GOTHAMCHESS CARO KANN PROPOGANDA 🔛🔝
my winrate with black skyrocketed once i stopped trying to play the sicilian
just too annoying to Deal with
Who is the big yapper
e5 for life
c6 on top
c6 on bottom
Hell naw
Wait and see
f4
Heaven yea
alt f4 is a good openng aswell
Bro caro kann is like so good
what elo you're at
Istg i get crazy winrate w it
I'm at like 1370 or something
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Typical 400 elo chat
These are bots made to sell Levy's courses
Caro kann > sicilian
Nah bro u tripping
damn fam youll get annoying caro kan type shii soon trust
im just playing
The world isnt ready for caro kann, maybe the next 100 years
I spent like more than a month lesrning caro kann every single day every single line
you were just blabbing about playing the london
London = 400 elo
I’ll destroy you with the London
bro has immense amnt of free time
If you dare
Now that I know allat I can spend it on learning tactics n shit
what bros elo?
bro your not scaring me
And then imma become magnus carlsen frfr
hop off
I’ll make you shut your mouth
dad?
wha
I dare you to challenge me
Challenge him then, we will watch
Whats your elo.
we’ll see the 400 elo
Yeah bro I learn openings, japanese, korean, math, go to olympiads n shit altogether
Go 1 vs 1, we will witness who is superior
lol
Like I have 40 hours a day
whats ur elo
I’m ready

You said I’m 400 why you need to know my elo?
huh
Just accept the challenge
zamn
Whats ur elo
your a femboy i wouldn’t be talking
All bark
Femboy lives matter
@cyan glade what's your elo
@cyan glade is superior, it is known
Join everyone will watch
Astolfo :devious:
no they don’t
If you dare I’ll play 30 sec
Dang
I joined in
Ready to destroy you
Let them play first
Ay bruh
No
Come on keneil
🙂
Chill out
Let the man join
nah im good
I want to see u against keneil
Bru why am I black all the time

naw
Stop talking
Lol
what is bros elo
black is way better
Hell nah
Bro is scared to join
Thats racist
i said naw buddy calm down tf u mean talking 😭🙏
Move.
@cyan glade WHATS YOUR ELO BRUH
They keep getting the thing
ong
They keep getting the center n shit w white
I thought that said something else for a sec
Typical 400 elo chat
Isnt lichess not allowed here like links
Even in caro kann u fan make black waste so much moves n stuff
yo this kid has to go
Is ok
Like that's crazy
I saw a guy get punished for it so
New york too
Depends on mods mood
Dang it attacked now?
that's prob false xd
zqeb honestly are you a therian
@cyan glade were matching
You are officially branded as all bark bro, stop talking trash
all bark 🤣🤣🤣🤣 quit the yap once again
- e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bf5 5. Ng3 Bg6 6. h4 Ba7 7. Bd3 Bxd3 and black wasted like 4 moves w the bishop
Tf is this bro
gg
Good game
Like u doing mapping
You’re strong
i mean he should
Yo let's play
No
Come on now bro

fr tho
It ain't that hard
I want to play the yapper
If I play Keneil then I’ll play you
I AM the one who yaps
yeah he does
Bruh
@cyan glade @cyan glade
you too
Keneil if you dare play me
Nah bru I remembered how my teacher accidentally said heisenberg instead of oppenheimer while talkin about hiroshima and nagasaki
I missed some tactic but fine I wasn’t in good shape
Trash opening
stop ignoring me
what do you want
I didn't know heisenberg bombed japan bro
Huh?
This
we are matching
marching what?
Ain't that the guy who ate human dick
about me's
Heisenberg is selling meth
Ah okay it’s nice to see that
Bro I found a video about a guy who let someone eat his dick.. LITERALLY
Anyway Pixel I wanna play again
your pfp is nice too
No thanks, im gonna study the opening a bit more
im learning the petrov atm
Oh dayum thank you your pfp is more nice
tyy
Okay if you feel free to play lemme know
anyways moon club member, must be quite good
W
Nice to meet you
PLAY ME👹
nice to meet you too
Bruh okay send challenge lichess whatever tc you want
Pragged played a Schliemann, thats insane
I'm in
Good luck and have fun
I slept in so late on accident
Pragged
Normal
Happened to me too
You’re probably tired
saw that game
Ley's goo
Rest more
I'm better in rapid
Keneil if you dare accept my challenge
No what opening did you play?
where’s the yapper?
Bro so scared he skipped my challenge
France
U blind or what
Hiiiii
Hi Leah
@grim edge can you please stop flooding chat with your thing ? thanks

Bast can ya cone in DMS a lil
blblblblblblblbl
shut up
@grim edge seems like you enjoy creating these maps. why don't you invite your friends or anyone to follow the thread that Neon created? https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1226002055278104656
yeah ok femboy
i see, invite those friends. they can join the thread.

nooo femboys here
do you remember those members who were excited to see your maps? we can ping them and let them know about the thread
yeah noobie
noobie, dont just ping them lol. tell them you have a thread for the map and ask them to join.
Discord mods ahh advice
sup
@deft bear
@gusty frigate
sup
Im there
eeehehahhahheheooooo
Suiiii
why am i in the 2000 - 2199 section
Cause you're between 2000-2199 elo
ohmaga
My mother is homophobic 🗣️🗣️
Okay and
money add and multiply
i call it matemademathics
what
The moment you realise no one cares about your mother's homophobia
its a song lyrics
no one knows that song, everyone knows add and multiply
i dont
cringe opinion rejected
More like
Fr
I have three wives
Well technically one wife and 2 gfs
And 1 bf
And 6 exs
W
Nooo
I heavily dislike my girlfriend.
noo
Well break up with her
No.
This guy gets it.
top 10 sigmas
What do you dislike abt her then
hot
I thought of the most cursed question, but HIIIIIIIIIII WALLLLLLL
Hey everyone, I’m new here but I wanted to see if anyone here would be interested enough in joining my club, https://link.chess.com/club/C5N1zP
ASTOLFO!
Yes yes hilarious
Gogoooooo
?
That aint italy rraaa 🍝 😡
is that denmark
hi
i just watched the vid
that pfp is in fact not denmark
i have come to know as well
ok hi greenland
Bro is the pirate king
Bombastical side eye
hahaha
Noooo loud church music close to my house
aaaa
idk
UFC 300 soon fellas
Hello
any fate fans!!!
How to post pics
link ur cc account
Im not sure if im going to be a great parent.
monke
He looks so sad 🥹
Hi
Hi my Lebanese Chicken skewer
Mine.
SCARY LADY
💅
AHHHHHHH
I beat u in mario kart tho
only in the casual mario kart games
you cant touch me in mario kart wii

:3
hi adelyn
i hate you
Wait fight me
I’m the king of every Mario game
i havent played mario kart wii in a year ngl
I touched it last like when I was 12
But I beat the game
whats your fav character-vehicle combo
Any mini with cheep charger? Was that what it’s called I forget
😭
Mostly baby Mario 😎
tbh i fw daisy mach bike
Oh I hated bikes
💀
Drifting sucks
bikes are so much better than cars in mario kart wii
Nahhh
drifting aint that bad
Ehh
have you ever even played mario kart wii
Yes we have a old wii
He wouldnt get off me. He was my scarf for like 30 min.
literally every track except rainbow road has world record set on bike, and thats only cause of a crazy turn cut on rainbow road
Wii was the most goated thing ever I beat like almost every game I owned 😭
I wish I could go back high key
Whats the cuties name
Well wtvr
yk what, send me your best times and ill hop on and beat them all next week
🤓
I play bowser anyway
Bowsers the best one
funky kong is arguably best
Timmy. Short for Timothy.
Can he talk
I have a problem with like when I play Chess online, I do not see the board like I can't analyse it well, but on my real chess board I can't, how do I fix this?
I am afraid not. But he is adorable.
i want a monkey, toooooooooo
Baby Mario >>>>
Wrong server
Wdym, this is Chess.com?
Can you send more pictures of Timmy
No this is cheese.c*m
I need timmy in my life
Will you dox me? I only have pictures of him with me.
I’ll hunt u
Hes a spider monkey. Loves apple, bananas and teasing dogs.
cute monkeys
Literally
Hes lying
no, the ss i sent has a space in between all of them
Also thats with a space between each letter so its longer
yea
But still
@runic hazel
How do I do it
type a-z
No but how do I time it
Typical 400 elo chat
Whats the site
Type the alphabet as fast as you can!
Typical 200 elo statement
:3
hi pookie
u not my pookie
😭
u gotta try harder than that?
i liked blink and i do from Kevin Abstract
do the :3
ok :3
good kitten
Hi adilin
NOO
wHAT
...
don't use your car
I played celeste ezz clap
My favorite platformer game is Geometry Dash 
who changed my name in this server...
Noone
Your name has been that for like a week
no it been cocaine for the pass week I just open discord and it say it's "mashu" in this server I just fixed it back
see Im not crazy
yo my people are known for that
@grim edge how does that increase my contribution !
@grim edge
Pollution
Pollution affect climate change
oh wow a tennis player
fr
@grim edge how does not driving my car increase my pollution thifhh
I want the world hotter so I have more beach days
Exhaust
im sure my cousin andres lopez lopez would've liked your name
I drive an F350
where r u from?
colombia
World being hooter is not good. Once it gets too hot in like a few hundred years, people will not exist
I thought u gonna say el salvador ngl 💀
And everything would be run by robots
fr? i feel like colombians are mostly known for that
they do
my cousin met pablo escobar face to face
...
he has a netflix show and everythign
its fire fr
o-o
search my boy up fr
oh wow
its my biggest flex
I did cocaine in the hospital
When I got nasal surgery
They use it for anesthetic
I feel like u commit crimes
nah nah
im a good boy i follow the rules
hmm sure they all wayy say that
looking to play a chess game
My friend say "I'm a good person" next thing I know bro offer me weed 💀
LOL
i could never do something like that
then eddiable
its scary
then vape 💀
I mean like don't get me wrong I got to a 2 stars school so like stuff like that is normal
I’m calling mods you guys talking about illegal drugs
yeah a lot of teens smoke
LOL
this is offtopic
I’ve seen reefer madness I know what can happen if you sample the devils lettuce
its not like we are talking about distributing them or encouraging others to do so
i'm a soccer player i'd never smoke
there just isnt any benefit in doing so
I hate how America is so lax on drug use it should be death penalty for cannabis use
Like in Singapore
bro has to be trolling
lmso
No I hate potheads
lmao*
you cant just take someones life for using cannabis 😭
You can in some countries like Saudi Arabian
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