💬〡general-off-topic

[glossy radish]

chat

[lapis stratus]

These grippers I have are ridiculously hard

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V

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chat

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V

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and hi queenie

[lapis stratus]

What kinda name

Is lasagne cloned

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I see ads for those and they look like bs to me but idk

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@digital phoenix

[lapis stratus]

Not these. They are professional grippers. Not the cheap crappy ones at target

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What

💀

[lapis stratus]

Lol what

That's what there called grippers

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Fym professional theyre bits of plastic with metal loopy things between

[lapis stratus]

These are all steal

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Yeah coz they steal your money

[lapis stratus]

Like usual grippers are like 30 pounds of force only. The heaviest one here is 200lbs....

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💀

[lapis stratus]

Like impossible to close for around 99% of humankind

[glossy radish]

@minor spoke

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I could do it

[lapis stratus]

😂

Your whole body weight isn't even the gripper

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Still

[lapis stratus]

Damn

Confident one here I like it

Bet that dog can close one

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The gentleman can do many things

[lapis stratus]

Who here is an adult human

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Vinnie is the responsible one

[lapis stratus]

I'm heading home from work

Do y'all know what work is

Lol

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I have a job x

[glossy radish]

no

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Part time

[glossy radish]

what’s work

[lapis stratus]

It's like you do stuff

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V

[lapis stratus]

And get a wage or something

[glossy radish]

i’m american i don’t “do stuff”

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V I need to know

[lapis stratus]

I am also American lol

Americans work homie

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v and yes i’m a bee

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But

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well crap my joke doesn’t work

[lapis stratus]

Listen here

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Lol

[glossy radish]

yes i work

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They all busy eating snaques

Snaque

[lapis stratus]

Hey now I eat healthy snacks

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Should be spelt like snaque

Its better

[lapis stratus]

I read it as snakes

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Snaque

[lapis stratus]

Only people from the south eat those

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American

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https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[lapis stratus]

I'm from Chicago mam

We eat pizza

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Illinois

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ewww chicago

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Im the best at geography

[lapis stratus]

Nice

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i hate all states equally

[cursive pawn]

you are thinking of michigan

[lapis stratus]

Excuse me don't listen to fake news

[glossy radish]

that’s equality for you

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Same but i want to go to colorado and new gork

[lapis stratus]

Chicago third biggest city in USA we are awesome

Just stay out of the hood

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And also LA

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i’m in LA

[glossy radish]

the city not the state

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And also that bit in the north left

Forgot its name

[lapis stratus]

Here is my lord the bean

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Shit landmark

[glossy radish]

THE BEANNN

[lapis stratus]

Lmao

[glossy radish]

LICK THE BEANNNNNNNNKDEKOFOEPE

AYYAYAYYAYAYY THE BEAN

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Fhat thing is probably disgusting

[lapis stratus]

Where you from

[cursive pawn]

this bean fell from the sky in 1928

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London

[lapis stratus]

Oh wow

You been stabbed

[cursive pawn]

also happens to be the date which the antibiotic was created

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Right of passage x

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Need them to deal woth the diseases from the beam

[lapis stratus]

Oi gimme a ba ole wa er innit

Mate

[wheat vault]

guys

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Hey y’all howr uuuu all doinnnn today. Yeehawwww

[wheat vault]

I made an account

[glossy radish]

YEEEEHAWW @fallen valley COWBOY

[wheat vault]

played only one game
only one..
That too bullet but because of insane lag I aborted it

and then my account got banned/closed.

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Oh shit dahlias here

[wheat vault]

No idea wut happened.

[lapis stratus]

Lol nobody in America talks like that except 1 state

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Dahlia piss off please

[glossy radish]

uh oh

[wheat vault]

Help?

pls

[glossy radish]

send account

[wheat vault]

my account name was "MyLastS1mpleBra1nCells"

[lapis stratus]

Send credit card number please

[grim edge]

Why would u call it that

[cursive pawn]

u got banned bozo

[wheat vault]

954279

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https://tenor.com/view/madlad-mad-emoji-umadbro-gif-6910204822398718006

[lapis stratus]

Bro that's your social security

I'll take.that too though

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Whats the expiry date and cvc

[lapis stratus]

02/2156 765

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🤭

Fyck you

[lapis stratus]

Now order your coffees on Starbucks online order

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Capitalism is the most beautiful thing literally allows you to choose your financial destiny in life

[lapis stratus]

Nisg can I borrow 5 pound

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I need coffee to function its got bad recently

[lapis stratus]

Same

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For what

[glossy radish]

send the link

[lapis stratus]

I have a severe caffeine addiction

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I was winning a game and checkmated myself has anyone ever done that

Whys my name still nisg 😭

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Peak

[lapis stratus]

Brb

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HUH

[lapis stratus]

Woops didn't mean to tag

But brb

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U at starbucks?

Or what

[glossy radish]

not possible

[minor spoke]

What

[glossy radish]

hi

[minor spoke]

I gtg

[glossy radish]

bye

[minor spoke]

Bye

[glossy radish]

hi

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V

[glossy radish]

@grim edge drugs

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v and yes i’m a bee

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135$ for 1 gram (jk)

@glossy radish yes I was winning and moved a bishop that pinned my king in spot then a knight came and@ mated

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marshy no

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Are you a bee

If I didn’t move bishop

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yes

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Or are you a flee

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i thought you meant you walked into a mate

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Or are you a knee

[glossy radish]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1039990267064897566

BITCH IM A BEE 🐝

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Or

[glossy radish]

SHUSH

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Are you a tree

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@grim edge drug

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Are u saying that cause she vietnamese...

[lapis stratus]

I wish

[glossy radish]

i’m a bee

[glossy radish]

i’m chinese

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Ok

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Ok u ching chong lol

[glossy radish]

WOWWWW

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😂😂

[glossy radish]

u stupid mf go back to the fields

[lapis stratus]

Who else has had 1000 mg caffeine in a day and lived

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💀

[glossy radish]

ima go to the fields too

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Say uuu u rice picker

[glossy radish]

DAWG UR THE RICE FARMER

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😂😂

[glossy radish]

them vietnamese with the rice hats

wait no it’s a leaf hat

same thing

[lapis stratus]

I also play chess

[glossy radish]

liar

[grim edge]

Ahhhh I have a chess match on the 7th how can I become 2000 elo in the span of 3 days

Ugh I’m so sweaty ew

[lapis stratus]

You cought me. I'm a checkers GM

[glossy radish]

i’m viet

[glossy radish]

ew ur a gm

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We KNOW

[lapis stratus]

But checkers is respectable

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SO YOU ARENT A BEE

[glossy radish]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1039990267064897566

[glossy radish]

IM A VIETNAMESE BEE

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Why do u want ppl to join the vc

[glossy radish]

i’m chinese

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Im mexican

[glossy radish]

cuz i’m bored and ur not playing ml with me rn :(

[glossy radish]

i’m genuinely chinese

[lapis stratus]

Y'all don't wanna hear my American Chicago accent

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Cause im mad

[glossy radish]

yes i wanna hear

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Ok :)

[glossy radish]

can u meow for me in vc

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Send vm

[wide agate]

Ur right

[lapis stratus]

Are you makima

I'll bark

[glossy radish]

no i’m v and i’m a bee

[blissful pecan]

Chicago accents are cool

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Liar

[glossy radish]

i’m mad too but i wanna keep playing

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..

[glossy radish]

i’ve never heard one before so i need to hear it

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I need a break ;-;

[glossy radish]

NOOOO

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Yeeehaw

[lapis stratus]

I sound like an old gangster from the 1950s

[glossy radish]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/803975935279497245

[blissful pecan]

That’s exactly what I was imagining

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Im gonna quit ml for 3 years like last time

[blissful pecan]

al capone

[glossy radish]

pls i need to hear different american accents

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Lol

[glossy radish]

NO STOP I NEED U

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Lol

[glossy radish]

i need u to carry

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See u r saying im better :)

[lapis stratus]

I would join VC but I'm on a bus from downtown going home lol

[glossy radish]

no be quiet

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Lmao

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Downtown lol

[glossy radish]

tell the driver to hurry tf up

[lapis stratus]

😂

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v why do u want people to join vc

[glossy radish]

i’m lonely

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Im goin downtown yallll

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Aww that’s so cute

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ew a brit

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DAHLIA FCK OFF

[glossy radish]

i know i’m cute

[lapis stratus]

What's your downtown in London? Uptown?

[grim edge]

Just join. She's been sending VC links.

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Lonely, I got no bodyyy~🎵🎵🎵

[glossy radish]

join

[grim edge]

No jsut into town

[grim edge]

yea sure

[grim edge]

Fine let me get my airpod

https://tenor.com/view/patpat-pat-comfort-pat-on-the-head-there-there-gif-10534102

[glossy radish]

oke

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BRO why don’t gifs work

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Ew a bee

[glossy radish]

FK U

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I love bees ngl

[glossy radish]

ik u love me

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🫠

I love how delusional you are v

[glossy radish]

guys i think that was just the wind

[lapis stratus]

Do you know what a scouse accent is?

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No

ok I’m done working out I can’t do this 😭 I’m tired as fork

Scottland somewhere maybe?

[glossy radish]

guys what if i’m actually a guy

go find out in vc

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Pray I don’t get kidnapped or shot on my way home yall 👉👈

What if you arent a bee

[glossy radish]

buzz buzz????

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🐝

[lapis stratus]

Lol YouTube it it's from England

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Praying for you

[lapis stratus]

Ugliest thing you have ever heard

[glossy radish]

buzzbzuzhzbzuzuzz

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Youll never know what im praying for though

[glossy radish]

second to the british accent

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It’s k I have god on my side anyways

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Texas

[lapis stratus]

True

[glossy radish]

join vc fr

[lapis stratus]

You don't like woody from toy story

[grim edge]

They should unban fck as a word

[glossy radish]

no

[grim edge]

So I can say it w/o looking like a twat

[glossy radish]

u already are one

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Projection x

[glossy radish]

buzz buzz

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MAYBE

[glossy radish]

i’m sleepy

[lapis stratus]

Twat

[grim edge]

Your not a bee your a twat

[lapis stratus]

Isn't that a curse word or something

[glossy radish]

wank

i cant say it

i’m gonna be forever lovely in vc

[lapis stratus]

Question why do y'all say Bruv

[glossy radish]

bruv is a fun word

[glossy radish]

yes ur right

[grim edge]

Because bruv

[lapis stratus]

Bro makes sense it's short version of brother lol

What is Bruv short for

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Bro

[lapis stratus]

Bru V

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Its shorter.

[lapis stratus]

Bro

Lol

[glossy radish]

aaaa

[lapis stratus]

Do y'all say dude

Or just mate

[grim edge]

No we arent cringe

[glossy radish]

are you asking the british person

[grim edge]

Or australian

[lapis stratus]

Dude I'm not your mate

[glossy radish]

are british people real

[grim edge]

No

[lapis stratus]

No

[glossy radish]

i’m british

[lapis stratus]

Australians are hybrids of Americans and English

[grim edge]

I like bullying anericans

[glossy radish]

aussies are cooler than brits

[grim edge]

I agree

[lapis stratus]

You can't bully us. Your whole country is smaller than my state lol

[grim edge]

Your state is shit

[glossy radish]

jeckfkocpcoe

[grim edge]

??

[lapis stratus]

Na

[glossy radish]

ur state is shit

[grim edge]

It really is x

Illinois some irrelevant state

[restive storm]

Haha you can’t say the f word

[glossy radish]

yes i can

[grim edge]

Haha you can’t say the f word 🤓🤓

[restive storm]

True

[grim edge]

U def get bullied

Sorry

[restive storm]

Probably
If I was being legit

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Im a hater though

[restive storm]

To clarify I was joking

Don’t want any hate whatsoever

[grim edge]

To clarify I was joking 🤓

[restive storm]

Discord beef

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poor guy 💀

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Vvvvv

Fake bee person

[glossy radish]

hi i’m v and yes i’m a bee

[grim edge]

Add me RIGHT now

[glossy radish]

NO

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🥹

[glossy radish]

i don’t like brits 😾

buzz off brit

[grim edge]

😭

Wheres the anerican gone

Im gonna go back to bullying americans on snap if i cant do it here then

[glossy radish]

FUСК

[restive storm]

No bullying 🤓

[glossy radish]

oh shit wtf

uh hi chat

[restive storm]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi dor

[restive storm]

hi

[glossy radish]

hi dor

[restive storm]

hi v

[limpid meteor]

Who down for a rapid

[glossy radish]

why was i skulled

[restive storm]

Idk

[covert cosmos]

ok

[grim edge]

I so sore

[warm spindle]

Yea they do that sometimez

[grim edge]

woosh

[grim edge]

What’s up with the depressive bio

You good child ?

ye

[glossy radish]

literally half of the discord users

[fleet scroll]

looks like song lyrics

[grim edge]

Rlly?? 😭

[grim edge]

Ah probably huh

[tall blaze]

❤️❤️💞💕💖

[vale frost]

Dude i was asleep-

Btw can u play now rn?

[blazing raptor]

this is truly peak username moment

[glossy radish]

hell yeah

[glossy radish]

i see you

@grim edge marshuuu pls ml

[grim edge]

Ur weird

[blazing raptor]

stop the cocaine

[glossy radish]

las ml

[blazing raptor]

in class

[glossy radish]

ugh

[vale frost]

Yay

[glossy radish]

get marshy

[vale frost]

Aight gimme 30 minutes,i gtg take a bath first

[glossy radish]

@grim edge mashu

[vale frost]

And arrange my bed

[glossy radish]

alr

[blazing raptor]

why are u free in the morning are u on holiday

[vale frost]

I just woked up

[grim edge]

hmm

[vale frost]

No theres a new disease the whooping cough,search it up

[blazing raptor]

mate what

[glossy radish]

thats not new

[grim edge]

not gonna play ml ;-;

[glossy radish]

its been here for a while

[blazing raptor]

but is it ur school closed or u sick

[glossy radish]

but please i wanna play team up with witty for a team of three

plspslplsplsplsplpslpslpslpsl

[vale frost]

Nope,they actually closed the school

[blazing raptor]

damn

[vale frost]

Its been like 2 days now.

[blazing raptor]

ive never heard of it until now

[vale frost]

Oh well am happy,i wanna go back to online class,i can play chess while being in class

[grim edge]

witty is in asia server that gonna give me lags

[glossy radish]

theres a vaccine to prevent the disease

[vale frost]

Plus all i need is just google and am straight A's

[glossy radish]

but pleaaasee

[blazing raptor]

blud i can play with 200 ping and u worried about that

[vale frost]

I hope not

[blazing raptor]

do u not like vaccine

[glossy radish]

💀 its deadly so u better be grateful

go shower so we can play

[vale frost]

I want to be in my house again,i miss 2020,am tired of seeing my classmates face

[blazing raptor]

my last covid vax was 2021 and i still havent gotten covid

[vale frost]

Am always thinking about that everyday of how tired i am to see their faces

[glossy radish]

ive never caught covid

[blazing raptor]

just catch the disease and be sick honestly

[vale frost]

Except for my friends of course but only 3-4 real very close friens

Alr brb imma go take a shower and arrange my bed lasagne!

[tall blaze]

It's ur bio

[glossy radish]

pertussis

[blazing raptor]

anyway helcurt is free food

[grim edge]

aye I'm just weaker than normal ppl :)

[glossy radish]

fk u

[glossy radish]

plspslpsplsls marshy

[vale frost]

I love it when my opponent is ling

[blazing raptor]

i used to think it was instant death but then i realized i could dodge that small ass radius

[grim edge]

plus I'm doing work for the next 2 weeks

[vale frost]

As granger

[blazing raptor]

its like dyrroth ulti but smaller

[glossy radish]

just be quiet

[blazing raptor]

sucks to suck

[glossy radish]

go do ur work

[glossy radish]

only a game or twoo PLEAse

[grim edge]

Layla is free food :)

[glossy radish]

layla a BITCH

[blazing raptor]

layla in my team is always feeding

i have never played with a layla thats good at the game

[grim edge]

I love layla she's my food

[glossy radish]

im gonna start using fanny

[blazing raptor]

if i have a miya i win ez

[grim edge]

DON'T

[glossy radish]

WHY

[grim edge]

I know

[blazing raptor]

that was a train wreck the last time u did it

[grim edge]

Fanny suck

[glossy radish]

shush

i can cable pretty well its just her skills are confusing

[blazing raptor]

i should find a gold laner to queue with

[glossy radish]

me

[blazing raptor]

u helcurt player ew

[glossy radish]

WTF LAS

i play miya plspspslpslpslpslpsls

[blazing raptor]

ill see on weekend ive been procrastinating all week

i ranked up once

[glossy radish]

im legend III

[blazing raptor]

and i still have more impact

[grim edge]

I'm mythic smth

[blazing raptor]

legend lobby is definitely easier than epic

[grim edge]

agree

[blazing raptor]

i have layla exp and franco jungle

peak

[glossy radish]

wait franco can jg?

[vale frost]

I find mythical honor to be easier than ranks below

[blazing raptor]

its wrong

[vale frost]

More cooperative

[blazing raptor]

if ur teammates have brain ez win

[glossy radish]

i have brain

[vale frost]

Alr i just finished showering lemme go change and then eat

[glossy radish]

oke

[grim edge]

I do magic john, jg john, exp argus, gold argus, mid argus, roam argus, jg argus

[vale frost]

Aslong as they dont feed i can carry

[glossy radish]

carry me to the top

[blazing raptor]

starve until lunch

[vale frost]

Dude am literally a one trick pony i use granger for core i also use granger for gold

[blazing raptor]

not feeding is hard

[glossy radish]

wtf is core i keep forgetting

[vale frost]

Jungle

[blazing raptor]

thoughts on bane btw

my friend asked me to try bane

[grim edge]

I'm gonna go play on my alt till it get to mythic

[glossy radish]

annoying bitch

just dont have lotitia or smth as ur opp

[grim edge]

and v want to ml now I finished eating

[glossy radish]

lolita

[blazing raptor]

isnt it 10pm what are u eating

[glossy radish]

im waiting for witty

[grim edge]

Listen here don't ask I'm hungry at night I'll do some lifting tomorrow and those cal be gone

[blazing raptor]

take some cocaine

[glossy radish]

im always hungry

like genuienly just always hunry

[blazing raptor]

i can last an entire day without food

[vale frost]

I lost my top 9 supreme granger,just because i went offline for a year straight

Ill try and get my supreme badge back

[glossy radish]

godo it

[grim edge]

WITTY WHY R U AT EPIC I CAN' EVEN PLAY ITH U IF I WANT TO

[blazing raptor]

lol

[vale frost]

Dw im starting to grind again

[glossy radish]

wait what bruh

[blazing raptor]

crazy how mythic resets epic tho

[glossy radish]

MRAHSY STOP PLAYING

MARSYH

[grim edge]

tooo lateeeeeeee :>

[vale frost]

I worked hard for that supreme badge just to get it tajen awayjust because i focused on chess for a whole year

[blazing raptor]

and ur not 2k

what a troll

[vale frost]

Dont hurt me like that-

Ive been playing for only 11 months

[grim edge]

Time to pull out layla :)

[blazing raptor]

yeah if u actually focus u would be better

if my team hover layla i ban layla

[grim edge]

Im in a match we can play when I finish sorry pookie

[glossy radish]

unfair

witty hurry up and grind to legend

[blazing raptor]

i need to find a new hero to play

i have no gold to unlock zhask

[glossy radish]

lemme try to send

[vale frost]

Dude am literally cooking rice with a towel keeping my dingly dong from going free,give me a minute

[blazing raptor]

wait u can do that

[glossy radish]

im trying

[vale frost]

I just woked up,i gotta cook rice take a bath and arrange my bed

[blazing raptor]

please specify more

[glossy radish]

what 💀

plesase get dressed

[vale frost]

Lmfoao

[grim edge]

I've been playing this game so long and can't even unlock freya 💀

[glossy radish]

freya is diamond only smh

[blazing raptor]

i havent even played this game for a year and im better than u

[vale frost]

I use freya and have her raiden shogun skin omg

[glossy radish]

ima buy her

[grim edge]

Bruh u actually spend money is crazy

[vale frost]

Neat we talking about human trafficking now

[blazing raptor]

i got epic in like 1 month of playing

[grim edge]

I got it in 2 week after 2 years of not know there a mode call rank

[blazing raptor]

i still dont know half the heroes

[glossy radish]

wait las u want zhask?

[blazing raptor]

ja

[glossy radish]

smh find a better hero and ill send to u

[vale frost]

Taking a bath check
Cooking rice check
Now lemme go arrange my bed

[blazing raptor]

bro zhask is good wym

[glossy radish]

not really

[blazing raptor]

i mvp in the few brawl matches i had zhask

[vale frost]

Every hero is good it all depends on the user

[blazing raptor]

yes im skilled zhask no cap

[vale frost]

Btw what time for u rn lasagne

[glossy radish]

hm

its 7:35 pm

[blazing raptor]

same as u 1035 am

[vale frost]

Oh cool

[grim edge]

bruh martis goo brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[blazing raptor]

nvm i thought u were talking to me

[vale frost]

R u filipino...

[blazing raptor]

just call her v

[glossy radish]

lol

[blazing raptor]

no im just in your walls

[glossy radish]

how much gold do u have als

[blazing raptor]

like 4k i think

[grim edge]

bro martis2 triple kill in 2 min

[glossy radish]

sigh

[blazing raptor]

sub 10k for sure i forgot exact

i spent it all on the emblem thing

i could have 1k gold

[vale frost]

Have fun when i burn my house down

[blazing raptor]

ill just teleport out

[glossy radish]

wait shit i dont have enough diamonds 💀

[vale frost]

How much you need?,i can give you some

[glossy radish]

no what

[blazing raptor]

i can play any role except jg and gold lane

[vale frost]

I have like 4k m coins from that stream i did last week

[glossy radish]

wtf

[vale frost]

I can exchange it for diamonds and gift

[glossy radish]

bro

what

[blazing raptor]

le

[glossy radish]

no just make las grind

32000 coins is easy las

[vale frost]

Rn imma turn on stream again

[blazing raptor]

im never gonna unlock it ill just keep on buying magic dust

[vale frost]

Too bad my squad mates are offline i like it more when they're playing with me because all of our first names match

[grim edge]

how do u exchange it to dim?

[blazing raptor]

the master gang

[vale frost]

Basically pink cocaine

[vale frost]

Just go inventory press it and exchange

5 m coins is equal to 1 diamond

[grim edge]

5 mill...

[vale frost]

No not 5 mil,5 m!

[blazing raptor]

gift me 600 diamonds for zhask pls

[glossy radish]

💀

[vale frost]

Its named m coins

[glossy radish]

las no just grind

bc diamonds are hella expensive

[blazing raptor]

im just gonna play kaja

[vale frost]

Be my kitten for a day

[glossy radish]

if u buy zhask in diamonds thats like 7 usd 💀

[vale frost]

Kidding!

[blazing raptor]

thats extremely cheap

[glossy radish]

no dude

thats hella expensive rn

[vale frost]

U guys spend real money for heroes??

[glossy radish]

THATS OUR GAS PRICES

[blazing raptor]

dude its like 50 usd for zhask converted here

[vale frost]

I just grind and participate in events

[grim edge]

Nope never spend a single penny

[glossy radish]

no only skins

[blazing raptor]

one sec let me convert

[glossy radish]

sigh

wait question

[grim edge]

all I want is a argus skin

[blazing raptor]

oh nvm it is like around 10 usd

[glossy radish]

will i gain any hero power if i play classic

[blazing raptor]

yes

[vale frost]

The elite one?

[blazing raptor]

i have epic kaja skin i bet u dont

[vale frost]

Looks badass

[grim edge]

idc any

[glossy radish]

the star skin looks sick

[vale frost]

I have legend skin of saber but i dont use it..

[grim edge]

BRO I CAN"T DRIVE!!

[glossy radish]

i have saber skin of cyclops or smth

[blazing raptor]

yeah ur 12

[glossy radish]

i dont even use it

[glossy radish]

BRUH U SUCJ ASS AT DRIVING JS

STOP FKING CRASHING

[grim edge]

15

[blazing raptor]

same same

[grim edge]

almost 16

[glossy radish]

ur 15 too? dang

[blazing raptor]

2008?

[glossy radish]

help whats 12 times 54

[blazing raptor]

648

[glossy radish]

ythasbgjs

[grim edge]

mhm

[vale frost]

I want a granger saber skin so bad..

[blazing raptor]

so basically 12

[glossy radish]

thast thing?

thats a thign?

[grim edge]

16-2-1

[vale frost]

Imma go eat icecream,and eat breakfast then we can play ml

[glossy radish]

skull

[grim edge]

it's 2024..

[glossy radish]

hes stuck in the past

[blazing raptor]

yes

[grim edge]

ok whatever

[blazing raptor]

ok 12 year old

[glossy radish]

so far i can play eight heroes

[vale frost]

Its already 2024 yall still age shaming?

[blazing raptor]

ok 12 year old

[glossy radish]

be quiet u old fossil

[grim edge]

join up v @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

wait but im waiting for witty too

[vale frost]

RIGHT IN THE GUT

[glossy radish]

and im studying for the test tmr

[grim edge]

witty gonna eat

alr thennn

[glossy radish]

yeah but i wanna wait for him :(

[blazing raptor]

thats a lie u never study

[glossy radish]

im gonna fail my math quiz tmr

[grim edge]

I can't even play with him the gamesay he's too low rank lol

[vale frost]

Almpst sdone gimme 3 minutes

[glossy radish]

I AM SHUT UP

[grim edge]

EUDORA GO BRRRR

[glossy radish]

wait can u earn hero power on classic

[grim edge]

no

[glossy radish]

if so we can just play classic

ok start losing

[blazing raptor]

u can

[vale frost]

No

[grim edge]

nuh uh hero mastery and power is different

[blazing raptor]

what

[median token]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRCOpbp_Wyo

[glossy radish]

lol

[median token]

hi chat

[blazing raptor]

hero power is the number

[grim edge]

u can't earn them

[glossy radish]

i’m dying

[grim edge]

in classic even witty agree with me

[glossy radish]

masrhy can u level down to legend

plsplsplsplslpslpsl

[grim edge]

no!!!!

[glossy radish]

ughh

[blazing raptor]

party pooper

[grim edge]

I'd have to lose atleast 15 match!

[blazing raptor]

u do that every day

[vale frost]

Rice is done cooking,should i eat first or play with you guys

[glossy radish]

witty hurry up and promote to legend rank

[grim edge]

I have 80% winrate...

[blazing raptor]

cope

[glossy radish]

play and get legend whilst eating

[vale frost]

Lmfao alr ginme 1 minute

[glossy radish]

whats 648 timees 7.5

[blazing raptor]

4860

[glossy radish]

thanks

divided by 3?

[blazing raptor]

1620

[glossy radish]

ty

[blazing raptor]

u might have to verify that

[glossy radish]

shit i did it wrong

bruh the answer was 200 smth i

wtf im done

oh yeah

[peak plank]

You know calculators exist?

[vale frost]

@glossy radish alr lets go play ml

[grim edge]

I was gonna say that

[glossy radish]

yeah but idc cuz its cool to see las calculate so fast

[blazing raptor]

[vale frost]

I asked permission to my mom she said yes cause i already did all my morning routine

Get on mlbb smh

[glossy radish]

grind up to legend first

[peak plank]

💀

[blazing raptor]

betrayed

[glossy radish]

i wanna play with a team of three

[vale frost]

What.

[grim edge]

V play with him

[glossy radish]

💀 nvm fine

[blazing raptor]

top 10 anime betrayals

[vale frost]

Dude i still need 5 stars to get to legend

[glossy radish]

las hop on

[blazing raptor]

i dont have my ipad on me

[vale frost]

Its easy but im gonna need some time,but eventually you're gonna be off when i am

[median token]

you don’t know if he uses a calculator

[vale frost]

Just play duo smh

[glossy radish]

las dou use a cal

[vale frost]

Be my angela

[blazing raptor]

takes longer to use calc

[vale frost]

[blazing raptor]

and its still in my bag

[glossy radish]

UR NOT EVEN ON MLBB

[median token]

not really i can copy paste it

[vale frost]

Bro you look like my bestfriend

[blazing raptor]

i reply instant bro

[vale frost]

Lemme send you a pic

[glossy radish]

beatfriend 💯

[median token]

Cap lets race

[glossy radish]

ok 16 times 29

[blazing raptor]

464

[glossy radish]

💀

[median token]

464

[glossy radish]

wait let me send u my math hw

[blazing raptor]

blud got cooked

[median token]

bruh i had trouble

[vale frost]

Fr eddie looks like my bestfriend

[glossy radish]

LOL

[blazing raptor]

get cooked edward

[vale frost]

LASAGNE HOP ON MLBB

[median token]

nuh luck

[glossy radish]

okay ready

590 times 7

[blazing raptor]

4130

[median token]

4130

[blazing raptor]

cooked again

[glossy radish]

okay

divided by three

[median token]

aint no way 💀 how bro doing that

[blazing raptor]

1376 decimal

[glossy radish]

i need the decimals

[median token]

im not doing it anymore 💀 relax

[glossy radish]

lmofa

[blazing raptor]

[foggy pine]

yo

[glossy radish]

hi bye

[median token]

you are better than me i admit it

[blazing raptor]

shredded

[median token]

indeed

[median token]

my hair is different dont trip

[grim edge]

Math is math

[median token]

money is money

[blazing raptor]

can u guys come to #2200-or-higher real quick

[grim edge]

game is not game

[median token]

no access 😭

[blazing raptor]

ba

[median token]

ho!s are not ho!s

[blazing raptor]

bad

[median token]

@glossy radish whats liya‘s time?

[blazing raptor]

ur mom

@median token dont clown react me ur hurting my feelings!!!

@glass kiln hes clown reacting me

[minor spoke]

Hi bots wassup

[blazing raptor]

no way is that choc whos always late

[minor spoke]

Why am I late

[sacred lily]

sup we doin the get banned speed run

[median token]

he’s my best friend

[blazing raptor]

start time now?

[grim edge]

Yuh

[sacred lily]

yes

[blazing raptor]

ok go

[minor spoke]

Wait am I allowed to help get u banned

[sacred lily]

WAIT I NEED THE RULES

[median token]

ni||nja||

[blazing raptor]

its been 20 seconds btw

[minor spoke]

Just be as stupid as possible

[sacred lily]

bet

[blazing raptor]

1min

[minor spoke]

R u actually gonna do anything

[sacred lily]

MY GUY IS ALREADY BANNED

[blazing raptor]

do u want to restart timer

[minor spoke]

??

[sacred lily]

ima say the n word

[minor spoke]

…no

[blazing raptor]

1min 40 sec

[sacred lily]

OH BUT I SHALL

[minor spoke]

Bros scared

[sacred lily]

RESET THAT TIMER

[minor spoke]

[blazing raptor]

ok u have 5 seconds rest

go

[minor spoke]

Lmao he’s trolling

Shoot run it’s mashu

[grim edge]

hello choclateeeee :D

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

hru ^^

[minor spoke]

I’m talking to cocaine

What do u think

[grim edge]

I think u feel great :D

[blazing raptor]

chocolate date when

[grim edge]

:O

[minor spoke]

Already going

[grim edge]

Yall are dating o-o?

[minor spoke]

Yeah i date everyday bro

[blazing raptor]

real

[minor spoke]

But yeah im dating @blazing raptor

😭

[grim edge]

o

[little cedar]

glow up

[grim edge]

I'm stupid is this actully real?

[minor spoke]

Omg look who it is

[blazing raptor]

its hsdjsdhjshdjhsd

[green jungle]

it's the real hsdjsdhjshdjhsd in the flesh

[minor spoke]

Fr

[grim edge]

I have 100% winrate as mid lane

[minor spoke]

Imagine playing lame videogames

[green jungle]

i have a 37 winrate as jungle

a little bit of me died today

i was playing yin jungle because someone said "any woman here? or i troll"

so naturally i said "yes it is i real woman" and another teammate also did the same

then he picked fanny exp lane

[glossy radish]

marshy one more game and we can ml

[green jungle]

ngl i need to friend you two

[minor spoke]

@grim edge what dostoevsky do i read first

[green jungle]

every time i read that name my brain bends it to dvoretsky and im my first thought is always "why is everyone obsessed with his endgame book?"

[grim edge]

crime and punishment. the brothers karamazov is thicker than crime and punishment

[amber copper]

How do you play checkers

[minor spoke]

[amber copper]

?

[minor spoke]

Hmm ok

[minor spoke]

Lol

[grim edge]

i should remove T.S' lyrics

[green jungle]

tyry using hands

it worked for me

[blazing raptor]

im shocked

[minor spoke]

I use my teeth

[austere garden]

pause

[green jungle]

yeah well [redacted]

[austere garden]

what.... also hey chat

[minor spoke]

💀

[austere garden]

hi choclate

[blazing raptor]

@austere garden do u remember me

[austere garden]

my memory is bad

[blazing raptor]

im ur old friend from school

[austere garden]

😭

[green jungle]

he wants to sell you insurance, jdot

don't fall for his lies!

[minor spoke]

Hi

[austere garden]

but im homeschooled

[blazing raptor]

im your brother

[minor spoke]

Bro im not gay @blazing raptor stop capping

[blazing raptor]

what

[austere garden]

huh 😭

[minor spoke]

Ur prolly sister

[amber copper]

What

[blazing raptor]

ur female wym

[minor spoke]

Ur female

[blazing raptor]

alr fine

[austere garden]

😔

[minor spoke]

Im the male here

[green jungle]

you know, these. 🖐️ 🖐️

[minor spoke]

We got a straight relationship

[green jungle]

you found your mom, she wants you to suppolrt her onlyfans 🙏

[amber copper]

What even is onlyfans

[minor spoke]

How old r u

[amber copper]

16

[minor spoke]

Thats nuts

[amber copper]

?

[austere garden]

that was nuts

🥜

[minor spoke]

Deez nuts

[green jungle]

gooooooooogle

[minor spoke]

Noooooooogle

[green jungle]

[austere garden]

nooooo dont google that

[grim edge]

so many germans

[austere garden]

wii wii 🇫🇷

[green jungle]

sprechen sie deutsch? (I don't)

[minor spoke]

Why does bro not like peace

[amber copper]

What does that mean

[grim edge]

and i usually and naturally become friends with them

[green jungle]

hello! please do not use flags that promote slurs. Thank you for your understanding!

[minor spoke]

🥜

[austere garden]

mini mod ahh response

[green jungle]

please do not reference the en pissant 🤮 flag

or else i will have to brick ur pipi

[minor spoke]

U have no life

[minor spoke]

In ur pampers

[amber copper]

?

[austere garden]

lichess is better

[green jungle]

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

[minor spoke]

...

[green jungle]

i have one with emojis

[grim edge]

send this again and the mods will come to you

[green jungle]

but i got muted the last time i sent that one

[minor spoke]

Hell nah

[green jungle]

ok tigran petrosyan

[blazing raptor]

dahlia is a prick

[austere garden]

lmao

[minor spoke]

[median token]

fight fight

[austere garden]

i think he said lichess betta

[amber copper]

Is there a bot in chess.com supposedly is 3 magnus bots in 1

[austere garden]

eddiechan 😊

[minor spoke]

Epic embed fail

Edward san

[grim edge]

I prick my battles. Youre not worthy

[austere garden]

mods ban for violence (i feel threatened)

[green jungle]

🗣️ 🗣️ NEVER Let anyone tell you that you aren't worth anything! 🗣️

[minor spoke]

Wtf

[austere garden]

🍫

[green jungle]

im a HIGH VALUE man! Look how much my lungs are worth. In TOP QUALITY condition

NEVER SMOKED

[median token]

exactly how im paying for UCs

[minor spoke]

[green jungle]

[minor spoke]

💀 which one

[austere garden]

mathematics 💯

[median token]

💀 uh UCLA

[minor spoke]

Wtf bros cracked

[median token]

kidney should cover that

[austere garden]

eddie i live in the UCLA walls

[median token]

nuh uh

[austere garden]

eddie is a d1 basketball player btw

[minor spoke]

What

[median token]

med school im getting into albert einstein med school trust 🤓

[green jungle]

when the national merit finalist scholarship gets you a whopping five hundred dollars per semester 👍

[median token]

only like 1-3%

[austere garden]

we?

[minor spoke]

Deez nuts?

[limpid meteor]

Hi guys, just came back from Epstein Island, anyone down for a rapid?

[blazing raptor]

fk me

[median token]

oh no we must pay him

[minor spoke]

??

[median token]

lets go lichess

[blazing raptor]

wonrg server

[grim edge]

If u gave me a chance Ill take it

[green jungle]

how much were u trafficked for?

[austere garden]

hes going to have the cameras rapidly, convienently broken

[limpid meteor]

Alr ill dm

[green jungle]

this interaction can be interpreted in multiple ways

[limpid meteor]

Nah I was a guest

[green jungle]

epic beans

[austere garden]

their are bats in my ceiling or smthn

[green jungle]

cursed imag

[minor spoke]

😉

[vale frost]

@glossy radish The lag THE LAG THE LAG

[austere garden]

eddie get out of my ceiling

[blazing raptor]

get good

[grim edge]

Time flies so fast. Like fr, it's almost Thursday

[vale frost]

Anyways imma go watch hikaru stream and grind blitz,good game!

[glossy radish]

i’m crying dude

[austere garden]

hi witty

[vale frost]

Bro i had a stable ping of 140

[glossy radish]

two losses in a damn row

[blazing raptor]

no one plays on 200 ping like i do

[minor spoke]

Go cry in a corner

[grim edge]

There was a girl at my school asking if I could eat her ass 😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

i am

[blazing raptor]

i had 200

[vale frost]

We won on the first one wym

[minor spoke]

And u said?