💬〡general-off-topic

[compact mantle]

Honestly I forgot how good I looked shaved, crazy how I went from 23 to 19

[viscid jacinth]

I am alive

[cloud ledge]

Fck you :3

[vale frost]

Huh.

[slate owl]

why

[upbeat viper]

me with my never shaved moustache :

[compact mantle]

Try it

Such a refreshing difference

[upbeat viper]

but

it's distinguished

https://tenor.com/9wct.gif

[compact mantle]

The only thing more distinguishing than a man with facial hair, is that same man without facial hair

[upbeat viper]

maybe

idk

I'm lazy

[compact mantle]

Ppl rlly gonna look at u like

Ö

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff opinion on my moustache

pls

[keen parrot]

send it here for us to rate

[upbeat viper]

nah

[sweet yoke]

reminds me of when toddlers get jumpscared upon seeing their dads shaven face for the first time

[keen parrot]

... i see you are slacking off

[compact mantle]

Exactly lol

[sweet yoke]

merely taking a break

[keen parrot]

all good lol i was just joking

breaks are important too

[sweet yoke]

my eyes are foggy from how much i was staring at my pic

pc

[keen parrot]

thats a bit concerning

[sweet yoke]

it can only get worse

[upbeat viper]

we're meant to decay anyway

[compact mantle]

No it isn’t

[upbeat viper]

we weak creatures

[keen parrot]

yeah you will pull thru i believe in you jia

[sweet yoke]

im gonna have 5 consecutive hours of conference for 3 days straight

[compact mantle]

It’s perfectly normal for the grind

[sweet yoke]

😂💪🏻

[upbeat viper]

no ref sorry

[cloud ledge]

I thought you were strong bastman

[sweet yoke]

with the change of timezone and lack of sleep

[upbeat viper]

the ref is me

I'm not strong

[keen parrot]

oh god the jet lag too 😭

[upbeat viper]

I'm m m m m m

[keen parrot]

well at least you will be gaining a few hours so get some extra rest on the plane

[sweet yoke]

im gonna drink 5 coffees and tremble and shake my way through it all

[sweet yoke]

hell nah i’ll be studying

[twilit river]

That's not nice😡😡

[keen parrot]

💀

[sweet yoke]

who sleeps in the plane

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgJWZiBt6_w

there

[keen parrot]

i do

[upbeat viper]

some pure joy

enjoy it

[compact mantle]

Ppl in business class

[sweet yoke]

true.

i’ve flown business class only one time

they gave us milkshakes 😭🩷

[keen parrot]

i have never flown business

and i fly like several times a year

im used to the suffering

[sweet yoke]

11 hours directed to hong kong

[compact mantle]

I barely ever flew

[upbeat viper]

can you feel the sunshine 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🎵

[sweet yoke]

yes

[keen parrot]

nice, is your family there

[sweet yoke]

im gonna ask whoever is beside me to switch seats so i can sleep on my friend

[sweet yoke]

no they’re in mainland

[upbeat viper]

aww

[sweet yoke]

indeed

[keen parrot]

oh right i suppose hong kong is just a big airport then

[sweet yoke]

huge

[keen parrot]

yeah ive only been to asia once

[compact mantle]

Mad triads too

[sweet yoke]

what did u expect

[keen parrot]

singapore feels like a cool place ngl

[sweet yoke]

humid as helll

[keen parrot]

yeah well thats the entirity of south east asia

[compact mantle]

Ong I met a singaporian at a chess tournament he seemed educated af but also very sociable

[grim edge]

Singapore is alpha nation

[keen parrot]

got hit with the jungle spawn 😭

[compact mantle]

Like, rlly seems like a chill culture

Nope

[sweet yoke]

i wanna visit southeast asia so bad

[compact mantle]

I just wanna visit australia tbh

[keen parrot]

i had motives to but now im not so excited anymore

[compact mantle]

I met a 2k rated guy

[twilit river]

NO, have u seen them spiders😭😭

[sweet yoke]

i plan on going there with my bsf friend and our hypothetical boyfriends

[compact mantle]

Yes

Idc, too beautiful

[keen parrot]

sounds like great fun

[sweet yoke]

once we get stable jobs ofc

[west reef]

hmmm @fervent comet

[sweet yoke]

like in our twenties going to chang mai in thailand

[compact mantle]

Bro read

[sweet yoke]

the lantern festival like in rapunzel?

GORGEOUS

[west reef]

yea fr

[keen parrot]

i want to visit the world in a few years ngl

[twilit river]

Ong bro, wanted to say that but didn't wanna be called a racist or something

[keen parrot]

hopefully not alone but if ill be alone so be it

[sweet yoke]

once i get money 🙏

[west reef]

are u on mars rn

[keen parrot]

very funny

[compact mantle]

Probably pakistani roots but culturally english

[keen parrot]

same im broke asf 😭

[compact mantle]

I’ve barely got money for a drivers license

[keen parrot]

but then again you dont need to fly everywhere

[west reef]

just say she has USA citizenship bro

she might be algerian, who knows

[compact mantle]

I think UK actually

[keen parrot]

yeah a lot of pakistanis in UK

[west reef]

why she calling herself american then

[compact mantle]

Most pakistani people go to the uk if they leave pakistan

[compact mantle]

Idk if she did

[west reef]

literally title of video.

[compact mantle]

Good point

[wise mortar]

Korus you have been here for what, 4 damn hours??!

[west reef]

no uh

[grim edge]

Is it safe for an attractive white American girl to wander streets of Pakistan alone ?

[west reef]

I went to touch grass and eat lunch

[compact mantle]

💀

[wise mortar]

Dont tempt the fate

[west reef]

then came back, idk whatcu talkin abt boaaay

[twilit river]

@jaunty kindle

[keen parrot]

i uh, would recommend having some sort of security with you

[wise mortar]

@zealous marlin

[grim edge]

Aren’t the Pakistani people generally feminists

[keen parrot]

hahaha, no

[grim edge]

@grim edge sexism has no place here

[wise mortar]

400 elo opinion

[twilit river]

Fk around and find out ig

[west reef]

guess where she from ?

[wise mortar]

India

[west reef]

lol na

[keen parrot]

korus release her

[west reef]

close, but no cigar

[grim edge]

Im 6’1 220lbs but sometimes identify as woman I had a fine time in Morocco India Kurdistan Uzbekistan Chechnya and some@otuer “dangerous” countries when I solo traveled

[twilit river]

Pakistan then ig

[wise mortar]

Afgan

[west reef]

nope

go south

[twilit river]

??

[west reef]

no go south

[compact mantle]

Kies samen de muziek waar jullie in real time naar gaan luisteren.
https://spotify.link/7rSmQ1kHuIb

[wise mortar]

South india

[compact mantle]

Jam wit me boys

[west reef]

no souther than south india

[grim edge]

I want to go to the sentinel islands in India

[west reef]

there is another country there lmao

no no lmao

[wise mortar]

Uh tribal island

[west reef]

bro there is literally a country on just south tip of india

[wise mortar]

Ik, i forgor the name

[twilit river]

Sri Lanka right?

[grim edge]

Where is that terrorist Kasparov living these days?

[west reef]

YAAA

[wise mortar]

Ah thats it

[west reef]

there we go.

[supple swan]

maldives

[keen parrot]

he is in my room rn watching every thing you say

[grim edge]

Maldives is overrated as hell

[west reef]

i like their flag, its cool

[wise mortar]

Kasparov > whole KGB history

[grim edge]

I went there and rented Bengalo for $1200/night

[west reef]

a lion holding a sword.

[keen parrot]

my brother in christ thats a catfish account

[grim edge]

Food in Maldives as gross

[twilit river]

Looks too bloated tbh

[west reef]

nope...

lol

[keen parrot]

she has 5000 friends but im sure you are her special one

[west reef]

nope

[cloud ledge]

I hope she is not underage

[west reef]

I was confused who was she and when did i accept her request

[supple swan]

whats her elo ??

[west reef]

so i visited the profile

[wise mortar]

Bro e-fell in love

[cloud ledge]

She looks mid probably 1400

[west reef]

1000 in bullet

[grim edge]

Should I order that gotham chess book

[wise mortar]

• 300 elo

[supple swan]

bro aint no way she is 1400

[cloud ledge]

My peak was 307

[supple swan]

she be around 600 700

[wise mortar]

Dang

[twilit river]

IT'S HORRIBLE BRO DONT

[supple swan]

nahh rapid

[keen parrot]

thats enough brainrot for me im heading out peace

[cloud ledge]

Chees.com sucks

[twilit river]

I DID AND I IMPROVED BY FK ALL

[grim edge]

@grim edge would you suggest that or Soviet chess primer or how to reassess your chess

[supple swan]

bullet i can get to 1000 with a good mouse

[west reef]

prolly 1300

[cloud ledge]

It doesnt increase my rating

[supple swan]

@cloud ledge u were right

[twilit river]

There's a section about it yes, but not enough as it should be😤😤

[cloud ledge]

I was close

London is underrated

[grim edge]

Is London good for a newb

[twilit river]

ye, and he should just separately write a 500 page hypothesis on the London instead

[supple swan]

arent u 1800 fide ??

[grim edge]

I will be by gear end

[supple swan]

or is it diff bateman

[wise mortar]

London bad

[twilit river]

Goated

[grim edge]

Im 301 on chess.com

[cloud ledge]

My highest accuracy on my account was against a london player

[cloud ledge]

I am 291

[twilit river]

Just play random moves cuh, you would win by default at that elo

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-drink-bleach-gif-22890796

[cloud ledge]

Typical london player https://www.chess.com/live/game/105219130791

[worn ice]

Sinisterglare0 (368) vs. EndPikachu (212)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 d5 3. Nf3 Bf5 4. c3 e6 5. e3 Bd6 6. Bg3 O-O 7. Bd3 Ne4 8. Nbd2 Nxg3 9. hxg3 Bxd3 10. Nf1 Bxf1 11. Kxf1 Nd7 12. Qd3 Nf6 13. Ng5 h6 14. Nf3 Ne4 15. Ne5 Bxe5 16. dxe5 Qg5 17. f4 Qxg3 18. Rh3 Qf2# 

[grim edge]

@grim edge my mask of sanity is about to slip

[cloud ledge]

Albert sucks sometimes

[supple swan]

play the early queen attack not scholars mate but like a diff version of it

[twilit river]

Honestly any other than opening move than d4 should be considered illegal

[cloud ledge]

Napoleon attack?

[supple swan]

ifdk the name

[cloud ledge]

Just wait till I explode you with c4 (in chess)

[supple swan]

that fork wala man

idk the name it has many opening traps

[cloud ledge]

Wayward queen attack?

[twilit river]

C4 is better than e4🥰🥰

What I do😡😡

[cloud ledge]

I do not

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/tacoma-fd-tacoma-fd-show-tacoma-fd-terry-terry-mcconky-kevin-heffernan-gif-18257247625464930860

[twilit river]

Me too man, me too

IS THAT ALL YOU PLAY?

[orchid crown]

hello

[cloud ledge]

Kid is overrated

[supple swan]

[twilit river]

OH YOU MEAN KID AS IN KINGS INDIAN ATTACK, MB YO

[supple swan]

i got few in my basement one is 20 dollar

[cloud ledge]

Kidney

[orchid crown]

como estas mi amigo

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[west reef]

i also play london, but with c4, and darksquare bishop on d2 😂

[twilit river]

10 dollars or nothing

[supple swan]

20 take em all

[west reef]

which isnt even london

[twilit river]

15 dollars and an empty cola bottle

[cloud ledge]

We need kidney

[wise mortar]

@crimson garnet

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-deal-shark-tank-lets-do-it-hell-yeah-agreed-gif-21045053

[cloud ledge]

How about a bottle-less cola

[west reef]

did u sell ur own ?

[twilit river]

Nah, too expensive

[cloud ledge]

It failed

[west reef]

did someone stole ur kidney in india or brazil ?

[twilit river]

Rookie mistake sry

[cloud ledge]

I am croat

[west reef]

croatian ?

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/iran-iran-flag-chad-gigachad-iran-gigachad-gif-27325304

[cloud ledge]

Croat

[digital phoenix]

Sugar coat

[twilit river]

I thought he meant he likes kids...

[west reef]

dunno what that word implies

[twilit river]

Where, I don't see it

[west reef]

everyday learning new english words

interesting

quintinscential

[orchid crown]

great!

[west reef]

flabbrigasting indeed

[cloud ledge]

homophobia

[west reef]

bruh

[cloud ledge]

Flabbergasting*

[orchid crown]

thats so true

[twilit river]

THE SHOW IS CANCELLED BRO

[west reef]

Ok

amazing

[orchid crown]

nothing much

[twilit river]

I used that show as reference to not get caught😤😤

[digital phoenix]

Aren't u an adult talking to kids on the internet

[west reef]

Astonishing indeed !

[supple swan]

thats so random what does a hispanic know about iran

[orchid crown]

U?

[orchid crown]

lmaoo

[cloud ledge]

I watched him catch a predator and the guy actually seemed nice

[supple swan]

wasnt i hating on u or was it smn else

[cloud ledge]

If only he had not been a predator, he would have became a good streamer

[digital phoenix]

Were u about what

[twilit river]

Aren't both of those the same thing?

[orchid crown]

nice nice

[supple swan]

H A T E ing on u

[twilit river]

Nuh uh

[cloud ledge]

No

[digital phoenix]

Yeah hating about what

[supple swan]

i dont remmember tho @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

Eesh

[supple swan]

ur existence idk

[twilit river]

Mari isn't London a solid opening?

[orchid crown]

yes london system = L

[supple swan]

were u the girl who sent who sent cat pics ??

[rough python]

Human leg

[digital phoenix]

No I'm not even a girl nor do I send cat pics

[supple swan]

yeahh ??

[orchid crown]

IM SO SCARED

lol

[rough python]

? i just said human leg bro

[twilit river]

As you should🥰🥰

[supple swan]

u r good bro u r femboy syporter right

[rough python]

hello winston

[digital phoenix]

No

[cloud ledge]

But you are lasagna

[twilit river]

I think that was a fat thumb mistake

[supple swan]

alr

[twilit river]

he might be on mobile

[supple swan]

fk nvm then

i was hating on some chick

i forgot her username

[digital phoenix]

Rizzing as usual

[supple swan]

nahh like legit hate

[supple swan]

she prolly blocked me idk

[orchid crown]

[supple swan]

if smn blocks u u cant find em in server ?

[digital phoenix]

How do u hate someone and just not remember who they are

[rough python]

you pigeon pistachio

[twilit river]

It was a mistake alr😤😤ask him again

[digital phoenix]

U still can ping if blocked it just doesn't notify them

[twilit river]

Mari don't you love the London system🥰🥰?

[fleet scroll]

if you wanna check if you're blocked try to react to the person's messages

if you can't, you're blocked

[supple swan]

ull get banned man i got 12h timed out no homophobia here mods are soft asf even little things theyll time u out

[digital phoenix]

Or dm and say hi bbg

[rough python]

good time usage

[supple swan]

no idea

[orchid crown]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[slate owl]

:3

[digital phoenix]

Omg homophobia I love homophobia

[rough python]

bro thats not even homophobia ☠️

[orchid crown]

fr

[supple swan]

idk

[digital phoenix]

Is it dahlia

[rough python]

the mods part is true though

[orchid crown]

hiya Adelynn

[twilit river]

Bro you just like me fr!!!

[supple swan]

yeahh my last part of sentence justifies the rest

[slate owl]

i am not homophobic but i could be the homo and you could pho your bic on me

[digital phoenix]

Real

[supple swan]

i got banned for a gif

[slate owl]

haii

[rough python]

mods fr are soft

[twilit river]

Why did my mention get deleted

[orchid crown]

hru

[supple swan]

delete it or ull get timed out i am wid u tho

[digital phoenix]

Not just that bro a few of f then are hard simps

[digital phoenix]

What's new

[slate owl]

wtf

[supple swan]

what she gonna do punch me through the screen

[cloud ledge]

Wrong server sry

[rough python]

fr? who though?

[slate owl]

good ig

[grim edge]

yes

[orchid crown]

thats nice

[supple swan]

nothin

[digital phoenix]

Uh ull see but he muted me for calling her fat

[slate owl]

hbu

[digital phoenix]

I will not mention names or I will get slaughtered

[rough python]

he? hmmm she??? hmmm

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/show-me-morpheus-laurence-fishburne-the-matrix-come-on-gif-22197065

[orchid crown]

Im allr

[rough python]

dm

[digital phoenix]

Like calling dahlia fat

[rough python]

i wonder who "he" is

[digital phoenix]

The double standards here are insane

[slate owl]

good to hear

[orchid crown]

the mod

[supple swan]

@grim edge arent u the dwarf ??

[cloud ledge]

You are fat (in game)

[twilit river]

I think it's him

[supple swan]

or was it smn else

[cloud ledge]

The dwarf is liya

[supple swan]

@lament jacinth

[rough python]

they prob said "misinformation"

[digital phoenix]

See if this was directed to dahlia u would get banned

[rough python]

like chill bro cant take a joke

[cloud ledge]

Lemme try

[lament jacinth]

I have been summoned

[digital phoenix]

Reason was mean and also I called him a simp and he got offended

[orchid crown]

hey liya

[supple swan]

santa needs u

[cloud ledge]

Dahlia is fat (in game)

[digital phoenix]

That was so funny now I know why the mods are so insecure

[lament jacinth]

Or what big boy

[fleet scroll]

bro are you ok

[cloud ledge]

Yay I not ban

[heavy tundra]

Hm ._.

[lament jacinth]

Or what big boy

[slate owl]

welcome new member

[rough python]

mods fr don't see evidence and just pick out one person and then time out them

[digital phoenix]

If I saw a gay person in public I'd call the cops

[supple swan]

yeahh i am jus more of a hater now

[heavy tundra]

Hello! Old member?

[fleet scroll]

wee woo wee woo

[digital phoenix]

It's illegal here so I have the right to say that

[cloud ledge]

I am gay

[digital phoenix]

Come here and get arrested

[rough python]

freedom of speeeeech 🦅 💣

[heavy tundra]

Rip

[lament jacinth]

The fact that it's very slightly off beat hurts my soul

[orchid crown]

erm aktually 🤓 thats homophobia

[supple swan]

man i wud pay him and threaten my friends use him like a weaapon or idk jus threaten random straight males and get money out of em its not armed robbery even tho theres use of a gun

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> I hope we don't tolerate homophobic people here

[rough python]

i agree with this

[digital phoenix]

It's called following the law

[rough python]

snitches get stiches

[heavy tundra]

I think that's the point💀

[digital phoenix]

Blud thinks I'm american

U realize not every country accepts homosexuality right

[lament jacinth]

We found the server clown

[orchid crown]

not everywhere tho

[rough python]

true

[fleet scroll]

this chat is wild today

[grim edge]

But this server does

[fleet scroll]

yall need to get back on your meds

[orchid crown]

yeah i know

[rough python]

chat was more wild yesterday in #💬〡chess-talk

[slate owl]

you guys might not know but im actually kitty

[digital phoenix]

And I didn't explicitly say it's bad I just stated what I would do if I saw one in public

[orchid crown]

I dont take meds

[heavy tundra]

No furries allowed!

[slate owl]

:3

[supple swan]

i am a tri gendered half nutered lesbian mexican penguin

[orchid crown]

cat!!

[digital phoenix]

See so if the mods mute me it would be insufficient evidence + biasness

[fleet scroll]

I do. I take anti-anxiety medication

[grim edge]

You did not have any good intentions with your comment

[digital phoenix]

And neither did I explicitly stated u inferred bad conclusion urself

[cloud ledge]

I love kitty

[heavy tundra]

I identify as invisible my pronouns are who/where.

[digital phoenix]

Who?

[slate owl]

who

[grim edge]

Joking about being homophobic very funny

[fleet scroll]

Just to be clear, it's pretty cringe to joke about calling the police on someone for being gay, even if it's illegal in your country (for whatever stupid ass reason)

[supple swan]

doesnt matter they wont give explanation they jus abuse their power

[orchid crown]

oh cool ig

[heavy tundra]

Exactly!

[slate owl]

i dont take meds cz its cringe

[digital phoenix]

Bro called religion stupid

[fleet scroll]

because it is

[slate owl]

im cool

[grim edge]

Exactly. The mods decide

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-sad-gif-2401481686233028452

[fleet scroll]

anyways, don't be cringe, don't be a loser, don't joke about calling the cops on people because some stupid ass fairy tale says to

[digital phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179> I will NOT go down alone

[slate owl]

i swear bastman was typing 1 second ago why did he dip

[heavy tundra]

I identify as invisible my pronouns are John/Cena🗣🔥

[supple swan]

what do u want people to joke about ?

[digital phoenix]

If I'm dying I'm going to kill a few people with ne

[twilit river]

That was kinda fire ngl🔥🔥

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[orchid crown]

oh

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[orchid crown]

whats ur fav cheese

[slate owl]

[fleet scroll]

parmesan

[slate owl]

fire

[twilit river]

Obviously it's cheddar

[rough python]

@twilit river whose side you on

[digital phoenix]

I wish I could identify as something stupid and get away with something ngl

[fleet scroll]

cheddar is mid. the flavor is ok, but it's way too oily when it melts

[digital phoenix]

Like I identify as the ceo of bank

[orchid crown]

I like mozzarella

[twilit river]

No😤😤😤😤

[fleet scroll]

mozz is good but it makes me shit

[digital phoenix]

Btw my discord pronouns are better than all yall

[twilit river]

Whichever one is winning

[supple swan]

i identify as jesus or agamador

[rough python]

Have you tried it? I identify as megatron

[orchid crown]

oh💀

[digital phoenix]

Tserinac backwards is truly peak 2024

I identify as ur dad and it's time to sleep son

[orchid crown]

what does that mean

[twilit river]

Can I rest

[digital phoenix]

What is tserinac spelt backwards

[supple swan]

5'7 killer

[rough python]

I made a homophobic joke once in a hollow knight server and got banned for hate speech

[orchid crown]

I identify as your/mom and U can sleep

[orchid crown]

ohh

[supple swan]

man imagine u pick on him to look cool

[twilit river]

Damn we identify as the same thing!!

[orchid crown]

frfr

[supple swan]

he can literally pull all my limbs apart and present it to me

[twilit river]

You just like me fr!!

[digital phoenix]

I identify as sheep

[rough python]

You're a mom?

[supple swan]

crazy

[digital phoenix]

Baaa

[slate owl]

:3

[supple swan]

i identify as a sheperd

[twilit river]

I'm whatever you want me to be🥰🥰

[digital phoenix]

I identify as ur owner

[supple swan]

i identify as president of russia

[rough python]

I identify as a white person in the 1800s

[orchid crown]

I identify as server mod!

[slate owl]

i remember identifying as a cherseburger and actually getting some mfs muted for not respecting it

[orchid crown]

lmaoo

[digital phoenix]

I identify as discord owner

[twilit river]

Slavery was abolished bro

[supple swan]

that mf is prolly me

[slate owl]

@glass kiln he's impersonating you

[heavy tundra]

I identify as Elon Musk

[digital phoenix]

Oh no

[supple swan]

i identiy as tesla

[digital phoenix]

It's the server owner

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-ira-ira-sunglasses-pira-provo-gif-25915741

[rough python]

@arctic heart is this real?

[heavy tundra]

I identify as cold hard cash.

[twilit river]

@arctic heart is this a W stream?

[digital phoenix]

Can u like clone urself real quick and then fit in my wallet

[rough python]

Pears

[twilit river]

W

[supple swan]

hmm i am def gettin banned

[heavy tundra]

The technology seems to be lacking. Try again next time.

[digital phoenix]

Hi def getting banned I'm lasagna

[rough python]

I am a white person in the 1800s

[digital phoenix]

I am oxygen

[supple swan]

ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i was hating on lasagna thats a girl

@glossy radish

[twilit river]

Not me😤😤

[fleet scroll]

potentially based. dm me the joke

[digital phoenix]

Ah yeah that's v

[orchid crown]

me neither lol

[rough python]

Ok

[fleet scroll]

do you like the band inferi

[heavy tundra]

I identify as a robber, now hand over all your belongings!

[digital phoenix]

@rough python don't it's a narc

[supple swan]

I HATE YOU ||@glossy radish ||

[digital phoenix]

I identify as a cop ur under arrest

[fleet scroll]

no I'm just trying to decide whether or not the ban was based. idgaf what the actual joke is

[rough python]

Got it

[fleet scroll]

now I'm going to miss out on a joke

[supple swan]

imagine if cyber police pulls up on us for cyber bullying

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge I will be in ur walls

[heavy tundra]

I identify as an escapee so no.

[digital phoenix]

As a shadow

[twilit river]

My response when the server mods ban you

[rough python]

I am the house

[digital phoenix]

Why aren't u the walls

[rough python]

You pigeon pistachio stop stealing my memes

[slate owl]

i identify as kanye west

[twilit river]

NO, NEVER!!

[rough pier]

yo how to link account

[slate owl]

beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning babe

[rough python]

Sigh, It was a jewish docter

[twilit river]

I AM STEALING THIS INSULT TOO AHAHA

[digital phoenix]

Now is not the time

[slate owl]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@rough pier With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[twilit river]

WHAT THE FU

[digital phoenix]

Is that Percy Jackson

[rough pier]

why

[rough python]

Bro has gone mad ☠️

[heavy tundra]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@heavy tundra With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[slate owl]

chat should i call the mods

[twilit river]

No

[digital phoenix]

Say something racist I'll do it for u

[orchid crown]

idk at this point

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-sentai-shinkenger-shinkenger-kotoha-hanaori-suzuka-morita-monkey-costume-gif-19746243

[slate owl]

[twilit river]

You pigeon pistachio I will put my fist up your ass

[digital phoenix]

I will eat u

[rough python]

@chat is this real

[twilit river]

See? I stole it well

[supple swan]

do anyone get seizures ??

[fleet scroll]

<@&745328830649991179> aight this chat is getting a bit out of control

[slate owl]

screw it, kids see ghosts lp flex

[digital phoenix]

Last time I had it was at 4

Hand still shakes now but I think it's fixable

[orchid crown]

nicee

[twilit river]

Snowflake detected, opinion invalidated

[rough python]

@twilit river dang it man that snitch

[supple swan]

https://tenor.com/view/party-lights-night-life-gif-15376680

[slate owl]

:33333

[rough python]

Destroy him with memes

Go

[supple swan]

damn

[digital phoenix]

Dude cannoneer sucks

[twilit river]

LEND ME YOUR POWER BRO, SEND YOU'RE MEME FOLDER

[rough python]

Wait a sec

[digital phoenix]

funny meme

[heavy tundra]

🗣🔥

[rough python]

Im on phone rip

[digital phoenix]

Don't let the haters knock you down because they suck at chess

[rough python]

Bro im on phone 😭

[orchid crown]

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

And will never amount to anything in life

Ok leg

[rough python]

@twilit river accept friend request

[warped stirrup]

Lasagna what happened to Zax?

I’m the goat

[rough python]

Im on phone rip

[median token]

HI

bruh season 2 spoiler?

[rough python]

Picasso

[digital phoenix]

I think he touched grass and then died from grass touching

[rough python]

picasso

[grim edge]

He crashed into an iceberg (surprisingly common in ikea land)

[median token]

oh mb i dont remember seeing that

[orchid crown]

NEAR

[twilit river]

That's my bench press

[grim edge]

call me calli

[orchid crown]

frfr L is better

[median token]

nuh uh

[digital phoenix]

Titanic but this time it's built in ikea

[orchid crown]

yuh uh

[median token]

bro training to beat goku

[orchid crown]

YEAH 2 > 1

[digital phoenix]

Omg it's edward

[median token]

💀

[digital phoenix]

Edward will u sign my shirt

[median token]

i actually agree

[median token]

nuh uh

[rough python]

@twilit river use this one

[twilit river]

Asser got time for that bro I ain't using that

[rough python]

i have a list of things u are getting banned for

[twilit river]

😭😭🙏🙏

[orchid crown]

U too

[twilit river]

No I'm sick of this one, asser got hold of this

I'm glad I didn't have them on

[orchid crown]

hey.. that wasnt very nice!

[rough python]

Maurice

@twilit river

[dim helm]

lmao wtf

[cloud ledge]

I saw the sun

[dim helm]

true masterswhat

good job

[rough python]

I have many memes saved that i cant post here

[median token]

chessable course recommendation for openings for white and black?

[rough python]

London is better

[median token]

💀

[orchid crown]

I disagree

[rough python]

@twilit river london haters are here

bro wr u go?

[cloud ledge]

Short and Sweet Alapin for white and I hate the alapin (2. c3) for black

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[rough python]

wait are u mad fr?

[median token]

why alapin

[rough python]

then

[cloud ledge]

Because that's the first courses which come to my mind

[median token]

oh

[rough python]

same

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[cloud ledge]

Ur fat

[rough python]

the beat is fire

[rough python]

dont watch this if u dont like loud noises im already warning people except for human leg

☠️

[orchid crown]

lmao

[rough python]

oh right

you all gonna like this one

he was a real one fr 😔

i gotta go now so bye

[orchid crown]

allr bye

rip

lmao

[lime lava]

You are indeed the featherweight champion

[rough python]

ok bye now

[cloud ledge]

Fat

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[cloud ledge]

Mairos how long have you served?

[lime lava]

Im gonna join the military next month

[cloud ledge]

Embed failure

[heavy tundra]

:(

[cloud ledge]

I am coming for you

[heavy tundra]

Noooo

[lime lava]

Why tho

[cloud ledge]

Idk you seem like you have either been in military or have been to jail

[fleet scroll]

you american?

[lime lava]

I was in jail for 5 days

[lime lava]

No

[fleet scroll]

greek then

[lime lava]

Portuguese

[fleet scroll]

oh

[grim edge]

British Portuguese

[fleet scroll]

well there go all the jokes I wanted to make

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/rolando-ronaldo-cristiano-gif-26255427

[lime lava]

I have a greek friend
Whats the joke
I wanna use it

[fleet scroll]

Do you know where the first donut was invented?

[sharp fable]

howw to have the skin pieces of nakamura use pls

[grim edge]

n

[lime lava]

No

[fleet scroll]

in grease

[silent quest]

[lime lava]

Its because of people like you that I went to jail

[silent quest]

@grim edge Moriarty?

[grim edge]

yes, Moriarty ?

oh wait u re arthur

i can t see ur pfp but anyways

yes its me

[fleet scroll]

yyou see, my comedy doesn't induce laughter

[grim edge]

im not kidding tho

[fleet scroll]

it induces cringe, and I feed off of that cringe

do not kill the part of you that is cringe; kill the part of you that cringes

[slate owl]

i want a kitty

[slate owl]

this is what i did

[lime lava]

When you say a joke and everybody looks at you confused
Just apologise and leave

[karmic heron]

a real one? or an ekitten?

I can give u a real one

[slate owl]

i already have the latter

[karmic heron]

perfect

[slate owl]

resign

[grim edge]

En passant!

[karmic heron]

queen c3

free knight

trust u have to use the mind control technique for it to work tho

[trail prism]

Avg Romanians chatting

Him : Suck my d***
Me : you too my love
Alupigus Maximus ( Suck my d*** )

[iron barn]

The French move

[trail prism]

Alupigus is word in reversed romanian

[ivory marlin]

I think im slowly brainrotting

I lose up to 5strokes yesterday.

Slowly losing brain cells

[viral mica]

To what?

[glad trench]

Any gm player Wana play a match with me

[trail prism]

Nah it's bro love

[grim edge]

me

[glad trench]

ok

give me liink

[glad trench]

wuts ur elo

[grim edge]

sup

[glad trench]

sup

wanna play ?

interested?

[grim edge]

no

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

oh dahlia ur back hi

[grim edge]

GM? you mean grandmother? pinging Liya now

[glad trench]

grand master

[grim edge]

Hello Ough! Hows Madama Blavatsky?

[glad trench]

tf

[slate owl]

i cant tell apart the migos can anyone help

[grim edge]

like this

[slate owl]

kitty

[glad trench]

atleast u play a single match wiith me

[grim edge]

double it and pass it to the next person

idiot stupid dumb unintelligent cat i love her so much

[stuck kestrel]

What a dubious little creature

Demonic and evil

Looking for its next prey

[slate owl]

kitty

[wise mortar]

Uwu

[slate owl]

hello kitty

[stone igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-alnassr-al-nassr-cristiano-ronaldo-cr7-gif-6264045084465686813

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-alnassr-al-nassr-siuuu-gif-12482520827561919633

[stone igloo]

Goatt 🐐

[viscid jacinth]

Ok

[ivory marlin]

chess games

[cloud ledge]

Hello 700s

[ivory marlin]

Stop lying im a failure

[grim edge]

HALOO 😄

[ivory marlin]

Chess games

[coral quartz]

Halor guyzzzz

[clear night]

Hi

:3

[coral quartz]

Hi

[clear night]

I missed y'all

[grim edge]

[coral quartz]

Why? Where'd you go?

[clear night]

On a 27 hour long vacation

And a jog

[karmic heron]

5 Little Monkeys Jumping off the Bed ft. DJ Khalid

[fierce grail]

yall lets play

[stuck kestrel]

sewy

[rigid current]

do anyone wanna play infinite chess?

[fierce grail]

nah

[rigid current]

plz i need frend

[stuck kestrel]

lmao

[grim edge]

:3

[stuck kestrel]

:3

[ivory marlin]

U dont understand.

[clear night]

:3

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-19649071

[clear night]

:3

[midnight basin]

hi

watch my among us stream

[grim edge]

It's 2024

[stuck kestrel]

u cant do that

[fierce grail]

"im doing my task" ahh stream

[midnight basin]

lol

[midnight basin]

its off topic

[tired nest]

ok

hullo chat

[fierce grail]

the one piece?!

[midnight basin]

hi

pls watch

[fierce grail]

wtf

[midnight basin]

and follow

[fierce grail]

hell naw wtf 💀

[tired nest]

Hullo chat

Haws life?

[stuck kestrel]

u cant self-promote

[fierce grail]

i did not join chess.com discord to follow you

[tired nest]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-14587994

[glossy radish]

hi

[proven drift]

Followed

[glossy radish]

#〘📝〙rules no self promotion. delete messages

[fervent comet]

hmmm

i can confirm she and the guy cooking both look pakistani

[keen parrot]

oh moderatorsss

[clear night]

I can confirm that the boy looks more pakistani

[fervent comet]

yea

chat be dead today

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/totem-totem-of-undying-minecraft-revive-chat-chat-revive-gif-23671975

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/owlman-owlman-deepwoken-deepwoken-gif-24311869

[clear night]

Dead chat is better because it means less yapping

And most people who yap are timed out

[fierce grail]

Fr, no more allat

[grim edge]

Why are you afraid I love my dawgs

[fervent comet]

chat go revived

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/pulse-monitor-gif-3564829

[fervent comet]

nooo

CPR

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-26436697

[fierce grail]

There's nothing we could do

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/reviving_chat-reviving-chat-dead-chat-chat-helping-gif-24615132

[stuck kestrel]

lol

[grim edge]

Kindly list down the yappers who got timed out or locked out. Thanks!

[orchid sun]

Back on that for the paper

[clear night]

Asser

[honest drift]

Guys, dahlia or liya

[grim edge]

what's the context?

and why are you doing this?

[fervent comet]

you (as a friend no homo)

[honest drift]

Damn

[honest drift]

I mean who's a better chess player

[wise mortar]

leg

[clear night]

I am looking for a new pookie :3 I broke up with Addie.

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[rough pier]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-gif-27527546

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/haram-heisenberg-gif-20680378

[sleek oriole]

why is this minion gif so popular amongst kids

[fervent comet]

W round house

[rough pier]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-rotating-funny-gif-16158352623345703756

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[rough pier]

why gif not work 😭

[grim edge]

they are legit scary

[fervent comet]

i am yet to watch women mma

not saying it is bad i just never watched it

[stuck kestrel]

bro watches women ufc

[fervent comet]

lol

[stuck kestrel]

haram

[fervent comet]

i am not going to watch it anyways

[stuck kestrel]

MashAllah

[rough pier]

a

[fervent comet]

a

[stuck kestrel]

s

[wise mortar]

c

[fervent comet]

e

[wise mortar]

s

[iron barn]

s

[west reef]

<@&745328830649991179> chain spam

☝️

[proven drift]

Korus

How did u get the books PDFs did u pay?

[west reef]

Bye have a nice day

[proven drift]

Bruh I'm just asking

[wise mortar]

i will remember that

[proven drift]

Did u pirate it or something

[west reef]

Bye have a nice day

[west reef]

which book u talking abt

[proven drift]

How to reassess

Ur chess

[west reef]

yes

[proven drift]

Pirated it?

[west reef]

no

[proven drift]

Paid?

[west reef]

yea

[proven drift]

What u do against d4

[west reef]

d5

[proven drift]

Wana play

[west reef]

blitz

[proven drift]

Slav or th qgd

[west reef]

3+0

[proven drift]

No bad for the brain

[west reef]

not gonna rapid

[proven drift]

K

[west reef]

mane cheater in rapid

[proven drift]

I ain't gona cheat

[proven drift]

I just wana improve that's why I'm playing rapid

[west reef]

rating how much?

[proven drift]

1300

[west reef]

ok

weak tho

[proven drift]

Disappointment_dude user

[grim edge]

I just your took ability for read to 5 seconds

[west reef]

troll

[west reef]

what u want me to do with it

[proven drift]

SEND ME THE CHALLENGE 15+10

[west reef]

oh no

15+10 is big cheater time control

just play 3+0, if not have nice day

[proven drift]

Cmon bruh what will I gain after cheating? It would be unrated

[west reef]

3+0

i will know how good ur at chess

[warm spindle]

Do 3+0.

[west reef]

if u play 3+0 with me

[proven drift]

Whats the fear of cheaters in un rated games

[west reef]

I can give some tips as well

[proven drift]

Fine nerd send the challenge

[west reef]

after game,

[proven drift]

Are u stupid? How will u give tips in 3 min

[west reef]

no after game

[foggy anchor]

Me when people talk about women

[proven drift]

Blitz for fun rapid is for improvement

[foggy anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/her-theodore-joaquin-phoenix-scarlett-johannson-samantha-gif-5203383

[west reef]

most gms play blitz

noone plays rapid

[proven drift]

For fun

[grim edge]

Me as an OS

[west reef]

ur point is valid, rapid improves chess

[zealous glen]

Yo any hard christians in the chat rn?

[west reef]

but it also improves cheaters.

[proven drift]

Send the challenge

[zealous glen]

Ive got a question

[west reef]

sent

[zealous glen]

Oh wait i know who i can messege

[proven drift]

Send again

[zealous glen]

@lament jacinth pv

[west reef]

stay in ur damn profile before saying send

[proven drift]

What?

[foggy anchor]

Your name isn't Samantha tho .-.

[proven drift]

Bro it takes time to get in the game after accepting

U aborted right after I came

[proven drift]

Send again and don't abort

[wise mortar]

Cheese

[slate owl]

[wise mortar]

Cake

[slate owl]

no

no cheesecake

[wise mortar]

[slate owl]

i dont like cheesecake

its too cheesy for a cake

and too cakey for cheese

[rough python]

are u a cat

[slate owl]

yes

[wise mortar]

No he is a femboy

[slate owl]

OKAY I DONT LIKE CREAM CHEESE

[rough python]

@grim edge will decide

is adelynn is a cat

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[rough python]

dahlia has been typing for like 3 hours

[grim edge]

lol

i was thinking if i should be goofy or not

[wise mortar]

Bro typing UN Charter

[stone igloo]

She's writing an essay 🤣

[grim edge]

I just want to say that I'm the official mod-pinger on this channel.

[wise mortar]

They never come anyway, useless pings

[grim edge]

Yes, we have a deal

[grim edge]

Nah your chatgpt was thinking

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gjirlfriend-gif-1448604398739394262

[jaunty kindle]

What the hell

[rough python]

what even is that

[wise mortar]

Future u

[jaunty kindle]

now u

[warm hedge]

he is broken she is ok

[wise mortar]

I can fix her

[grim edge]

HAHAHAHAHA

Nobody can fix me

[warm hedge]

but i am broken you cant fix me !!

[jaunty kindle]

Yes with some glue

[grim edge]

whats wrong?

[warm hedge]

be my boyfriend

[jaunty kindle]

I first thought its a person lol

[rough python]

you may the bride