#💬〡general-off-topic
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smh
No bro i speak jaimacan,fr fr
u will never be him.
this is general knowledge
Can you guys stop fighting on who gets to be me fr fr
@warm spindle
las u speak english better than 96 percent of the americans here
Stop riding me
its general knowledge unless english is not ur first language
How does this help mw in chess.
no one would want to
eat
yeet
stomp
It isnt,bisaya is.
bruh how yall getting that clown
whats that
Hey edward
Bobo.
yes
and of course the well known curse p********o
i put a lot of asterisks but it just cancelled off each other
true
Ulol tarantado,sintu sintu,hayop,abnormal bugok,tanga
@vale frost witters
Am saving this.
HELL YEAHHAHAHA
paki rap nga po please. salamat in advance
Gag* may pinay pala d2-
@grim edge dah
Saved.
dahl is curry
poop
Wait dahlia is filipina??
i am
wow who wouldve thought
not
@grim edge IM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW U COULDNT HEAR
Hi ate,baka naman...
Google translater amputa.
im reporting u all for not speaking english
Iyak
пваыпкепвыпкупе
if i pinged everyone would get muted and dahlia wont
because i know for a fact the mods simp for dahlia
not real
I feel the urge to type in old latin now.
u know damn well
i get warnings
yap yap yap
Wait the tiktok memes of mods doing favoritism wasnt just a joke?
death.
pay pay pay
it clearly isnt
I have a 7 win streak, I'm too scared to play
theyre simping for a catfish
the amount of favouritism here is unmatched
unfortunate
so me
theyre simping harder than a rock
theyre simping harder than him
You silly,a catfish cant be a discord user they live underwater
their computers are waterproof
shut up before i step on your toes
catfishes have more technology than humans
@grim edge tell my friend my phone died

crab
whos lacking now @vale frost
Harder than a rock dry af
1v1 anyone?
dry like their social life
What,what i said?

unless u wait for a week then ill lose the screenshot
“Step on me mom”
I think its time to delete this acc and start an insta acc instead
yes i ate grass
MY PHONE DIED
Is the penguin still there T.T!?!?? Take a picture of them ahhhhh they were so cute
My friend said otherwise u little liar
little leg liar
imagine getting caught lacking
Holy shit my brain isn't working
my phones about to blow up its so hot and at 3%
I can't remember how to factor stuff
what type of factoring is i
x^2 - x -1
LEG UR FROM SINGAPORE LAH?
What the hell is wrong with me
oiiiiiiii
One is a prime number I'm dying
thats so cool i used to have many singaporean friends
you can factor the first two
ok im coming back to korblox rn
There are like, 2 possible combinations
MR DOGH
And I was stupid enough to not realize that I got it right when I saw it
MR DOG
so whats thecorrect answer
@grim edgemr dog
hows life mr do
dog
hey dont talk to mr dog like that
good CAT
cats and dogs dont get on well
i dont want everyone knowing about this account
akdsbfaksjfnak
@grim edgegoodbye mr dog
@fallen ferngoodbye mr cat
PLEASEEEE SHHHHH ok
Gimmie a sec I wanna check again
bruh
@peak plank i love you
wdym
u dont get integer
no wtf
how
im a girl
(x-1)(x+1) = x^2 - 1
no
u cant factorize x^2 - x - 1
Yeah the x's cancel
that's what I'm thinking
bcoz if u use quadratic formula theres gonna be a sq root 5 in there
im not studying rn
thats the best u can do
But also my brain is not braining
you can't do it
Fml
Yeah u can’t factor u have to do quadratic formula
you can only do x(x-1) - 1
i dropped out of college
I'm going to die now
failure
Not really, but mentally
im a rapper
recheck ur spelling
like as in uni???
no
yes im studying in school but i mean im not studying rn i was earlier and finished an assignment??
😑
.
yea
im going to college next year
bozo
u got thissss
Where to
no im can
idk
Wait r u in the states or nah
same
imagine being american
Imagine
im from north korea
Wait come meet me I’m there too
nuh uh
Yuh uh
checkers
cleaning cat poop
shhhhh
if u wanna leave u can were gonna go play a game
Bruh it's possible
shut up
stupid
i refuse to play chess on roblox ever
HOLY SHIT WHAT @vale frost
lmao did u not see
no i was busy
Ye I played some of it on my friends ps4
ga
BUT CONSOLEs ARE GAY😡😡
W place
Go to London to play real life bloodborne
Goat
Come chess to decide this once and for all😡😡
🤤
ok leg thanks for hanging leg we left
Pull up
😡😡scared?
I don't blame you
Everyone fears the power of nature that is the London system
Wow
Thanks for the fun fact🤯🥰🥰
It's better than anywhere in Italy tho
Imagine playing the Italian game😤😤
Coudnt be me
Rug lopez overrated
NO.
It's not as fun as london
No, I'm percy
yes
I play wayward queen
stop trolling
Seeing the smouldering sanity of your opponent when you play the London is fun
no
Who said I was trolling
🥵

london fr
im so skibidi
Based individual spotted
🙂
Typical 400 elo chat
1000*
Man I wish a chess anime would come out
that satisfaction when you see the opponent freeze for a few seconds
It would be fun
The opponents smouldering sanity, that is
i play c5 against london
Now I'm gonna go play London system, see you nerds later
🤓
but as black i just play englund
thats ok
i dont defend after take
ppl just defend the pawn at all costs idk why
i play wayward queen and hippopotamus defense
(-;
if i dont defend ppl dont know what to do after takes
they develop normally
kia is based car
not ok
this fr is annoying

holy shit
idk
Breakfast let's go
goodnight
@digital phoenix
all the spices infront of you yet none was touched
shut up dahlia
shut up 2g wayward queen enjoyer
@cursive pawn
Bruh why can’t I send photos
Hush you bozo
what
Bro
I hate spice
That's my mums
jealous
Is bro British??
season your food ffs
THE EXTRA CALORIES
Damn I'm sorry for you're loss😔
You wouldnt get it..
I'm British as well
seasonings aint got calories
im also british
Do you season your food?
I WAS LIED,I WAS BAMBOOZLED
Does that mean i can use "magic sarap" on my eggs
whats that
Search the product up btw
the moajority of seasonings have no calories anyway
Go back to the kitchen🤣🤣🤣 JKJK. I don't cook
How did you know I'm checking my fridge right now?
L
Hmmm
Literally me
yea it dosnt have calories
To be married to an Italian chef ahhhhhhh
I CAN ENJOY MY EGGS
I'm part of NSA and know everything about everyone.
What the-
Just kidding. Obviously.
YES SEASON YOUR FOOD ITS HEALTHY
After 2 whole years of gym,how the fk did i not know seasoning didnt have calories
Yoi saying i ate 8 eggs everyday without seasoning believing they had extra calories and sacrificing my appetite
thats why u google stuff
I forget we have that technology
🤮
This just adds reason i should start to not listen to tiktok advice
I mean ngl you got me there..
Ewwww 🤣
shut up leg the internet celebrity you watch told you kfc is healthy
For 2 whole years...for 2
real question is how are you cooking the eggs
How do you eat 8 eggs everyday? Disgusting.
Pan fried
eggs are so good what
I eat fast foods.
i meant like over easy, over hard, etc,
Idk i just cook it sunny side up and am good
Eating 8 everyday would suck ngl
Idk what you mean oof sorry,simplify eat
yeah but if you like eggs enough, you could just do it for every meal
The gym life of someone who lacks budget...
plus you can add other stuff to the eggs or put is on a sandwhich and stuff like that
hi
hi
lasagn
and you put magic sarap?
Eating 8 eggs a day for 2 years should lead to a lot of flatulence.
sounds unhealthy
Quit chess forever. It's not worth it as a game.
I am at a point where I can beat random people I meet
someone irl wants to play I'll win
It probably activates the same part of the brain addicted to gambling.
yes i'm 2005 now!
id beat u
cap
Hello
just because u from magnus country doesnt mean ud win
it does. he gives passive bonuses
chat i need help cuz im too lazy
it'll bend the light
no shit
so ungrateful
Did you just call me a stalker lol
fys
if ur stalking my bio yes
I accidentally stalked your profile I see well alright
I wasn't even going to misclick
What? Are you talking about me lol I didn't even click on the link
idk what normal is and idk what ur talkign abt
Ohh lol I didn't even click on the link soo yupp lol am kind of annoyed by the stalker thing and cute? Bruh
i was not taught this
Well alright
no it is not common sense i failed psychics
what can i say, im just so loveable
Huh calling strangers stalker and then saying cute some kind of love I see
bruh im gnona fail the test
pressed i called u a stalker and cute? id take it as a compliment
That's hard on you bro all the best I guess
coming from me, consider yourself lucky
I'm just lost for words
dude i dont have time for that
Huh no thanks?
many are, i have that effect on people
i have 37 questions to answer and most of them the teacher has not taught us at all
Honestly am lost for words how can you even talk like that to a complete stranger?
yes
Yeah not on me
you seem bothered tho? seems to be working
happy to clear your misunderstanding am not bothered
its "i'm" babes not am
Soo I like it just am seems more appropriate the. I'm not cool
And bruh babe?
glad you agree you're not cool
its uk lingo
Uk on top
Leg you're trying to help the dude such a decent human being and the one who needs help where is he?
frrrr
U will never find another country where u see someone shouting at a wall in middle of town
looool
What are u talking about
or randomly stabbing ppl
Lol
theyre delusional
Bro I was saying you're a good person was that too much for you
Ugh alright soo be it then lol
bye luke! have a nice day/night
glad you agree
bro i dont know ANYTHING about this topic
its good to own up to what you are
i cant use my logic
Yeah finally something we agree on yaaayy
its almost like communication is key
Yes Indeed
I'll be taking my leave then it was quite something talking to you soo yeah hope yall have a great day
it now has color
Yez I cooked it
we saw you cooking it. you didnt even season your eggs
but it's alr, they look okay now.
how does it taste?
It tasted good
Can u cook
Wait you made this luke??
Yes?
That looks like a very English breakfast
I am English
That’s crazy
😭
youre not even 25 years old... keep dreaming
Bruh I gotta delete those messages there’s a friend who might join this server and I don’t want them knowing that acc yet
Hmm a person doesn't have to be 25 to be able to cook?
yeah, youre a kid.
What are u on about hmm
I'm a man
I'm not that old and I already cook soo
How old
I'm 18
Bro don't ask personal questions now lol
Eh ur young but luke but keep learning you’ll get the hang of it soon
i dont want to be rude, but don't rizz me up
Psh beg
Sis a kid can cook Idk about you
git gud at cooking
It was a joke 💀
She needs internet validation
Nvm
Let her live yall smh
even as a joke
Nvm
Now look you boosted her ego luke
Conversation over
He’s freaking 18 let the poor kid breathe
Idc bro she's 25 in a chess discord double boosted
Right I'm off
Your picture says something different
Yeah that's sus for a 48 year old to have a young woman's picture
Sus
U guys are so cute 😭 I’m not crying I’m crying of laughter
Anyways you cuties have a good night, time to read and sleep
:3
I was winning cr game and then my phone died
most confident < 500 player
gn kids
Lol
cap
Good night
Cr game?
Clash royal
Yeah Idk about this GAme
Is it fun I rarely know any Games
Idk how you dont know clash royal
Lol is it that popular
@vale frost whidieidjkekslxkd i’m gonna solo queue :(
What? Wow what kind of world am I living not knowing this Game
Living under a rock
nvm i’m sleeping gn chat
Okay hope you'll pass the exam
What about minecraft does anyone play this game it's popular too
Yeah
I've been playing since 2017
Me to
I play solo
i play online and solo
Yeah don't have any minecraft friends to play with but it's nice
Bro mumbo jumbo
That's honestly cool
thanks
You know mumbo right
No
Technoblade?
I know techno
myb
i cant find that though
I DONT KNOW THEN
Good morning chat
i thought that i told you to stop
myb ive been trying to get this to work all day
What work?
look at the ss above
I dont get it but alr
it doesnt show my game database
it says that there are no games
uwu
@slate owl
"He/him"
I WAS TOO LATE..
AM SORRY

I was working on a survey project
i have failed you
Excuse me?
Bros gonna start making me hate gojo
🔴+🔵=🟣
@rocky epoch
?
Bros got the average vocabulary of a toddler
Ok
That's what he did after almost getting killed by toji who can't even use jujutsu
Toji>>
At last , who died?
Toji ofc
hello im magnus carlsen real
then shut up
brilliant
Prove it
What's ur favourite muscle to workout
Hard to pick between tricep or chest or shoulder but either of them
thats a word of them too
Back has been insane lately
You?
Shoulders is a unique pick tho
Ooh thx!
Love me some back
Ru short circuiting?
k IQ
The shoulder and chest combo is good
Is that u?
thats not monique
Of course!,who would fake a physic
MR DOG
Excuse me?
Insane pec definition
a word of monique too
Ill try but am a bit heavy,i really wanted to try pull ups..
How's ur day been I'm off to sleep now
What's ur weight
Gn Mr dog @grim edge @grim edge
You're malfunctioning,ill leave it to you
U to
Huh
Average go/jo fangirl
That ain't go/jo, that's just gojo
Percy is the cringest person in this server
Damn that's some new words
I thought you only knew like 5 words
Congratulations
nuh uh
Fym nuh uh
What am i waiting from a london player
I agree
Eek!!! Is that a grammatical mistake!!!
omg are u percy jackson
No, stop
no he is percy cringey
im a big fan
last time i did i ended up not stinking
omg are u percy jackson
oh
Ohhh you wanna stay smelly?
Not every harry is harry Potter lil bro
are-are u serious?
Percy jackson im big fan
🥰
He is lying he just dont want attention
stfu.
It's percy jackson
Pull up
but seriously i watched your entire series where you documented ur entire jeourney
i really wanna ask what you felt during it
Percy jackson dont be rude to your fans 😔😔
🥰🥰
Ill destroy you
yet you look like a cringey 13 year old
Pls, the only thing you destroying is the taco Bell toilets
no
We dont have taco bell in my country
L country then
Imagine not having taco Bell in you're country🤣🤣
L bozo, rest in piss
Imagine not being able to have some tacos when you want to
I can get other tacos
Idk man, I just stole it
thats kinda rude percy jackson?
🥰🥰
This is my day 13144522
Me and @fervent comet
i disagree i am not i drive guy or bugs bunny
💀
i stay halal
yes
wdym
Sometimes it is like that
Even if It's not ramadan
yesh
Popeye the salior edit
Everyday is Ramadan if ur not a coward
yes
Spinach>> roids
im going to spinach u
Sean Strickland where
Daz ma bebe
shut up leg
oh i did not see that match
he is cool do not tell him to shut up
shut up leg
ok
ok
Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh
How r u bro
Walikum us salam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh
i am good wbu
Alhamdulillah, good bro
!eng
Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!
aint saying that to abandoned building at first place
wouldnt be anywhere near those buildings in the first place
i would go back home
It is a greeting we are not fully talking in arabic (idk arabic anyways)
ignore them
ok lol
@grim edge i think the match prob should have been a draw
idk could be a chance i am not a good judge
Du Plessis
he is a bum
he only got one style, and it worked against strickland
styles make fight
a Bum wrestler would kill strickland
Not sure if it was you who said something about Muay Thai, but Thailand is offering a Muay Thai visa. I think you can stay in that country for at least 90 days just to train.
do you think he got connor mcgregor then
Even a Decent kickboxer would kick Strickland
fr fr
I will do it next year
look how tall strickland stays
W thailand
yea, Bang tao is a big one there
you still need money prob which i do not have so i am just going to chill
until i get money
WOW
Yeah for your place and food and other stuff
i switched to kickboxing and fought was 5-0
i have time tbh i am like 18 rn even if i can do smth when i am 21 it is fine
i only trained kickboxing for 6 months tho
i will try to make it quicker but yea
18 in september
So many people from different countries train in Thailand.
well if u stay away from ladyboys and pork, thailand is okay place to live, its hot and beaches are good
it is hot in pakistan too
but not a decent beach
for the people.....
decent beach in the gwadar prob
maybe
Lol, I will go back to boxing then pick up muay Thai again. I wanna train in Thailand and explore the beaches
cool
I am looking like a proper villian playing chess
you would prob have to try to find halal meat (which prob is not easy there)
what
xd
i forgot the context of that convo
so u dont play chess ?
your profile literally is punching glove chess pawn gaming
yes
I should drop chess and touch gloves
lol
dead chat xD
you can box?
i doubt it
@rough python he stole your meme
I have a chessboard but I haven't used it. Got no one to play it with.
<@&745328830649991179> loud
Spolier exists for a reason
so just cause its a spoiler we are supposed to assume that my ears will be bleeding? yeah no
Percy also posted a loud one , you're annoying mods like that
Augh imma go for a jog an filled with anger and stress right now
Do you even know what spoiler means?
It's magnetic.
Dont you just hate it when you accidentally bump someone's tablet and now you're gonna have to pay the repairs
i only saw yours
God damn it
i only have a pair of gloves thats it
Idk my brother gifted it to me on my birthday
and punching bag
put some knifes on it and It's a defensive weapon 👌
oh you're Obsessed with me
i will
Thats kinda weird bro 🤨🤨
Is that why you started chess
yea need to get the money up first
kicking is exhausting but fun for me
i do not do knees as of now
Daily routine : Wake 5 AM morning ,
Shower, pray, then train for 1 hour, 6AM to 2 PM, or 1:30 PM sometimes job, then play chess for 2 hours, discord timeeeeee, lunch time, discord timeee, do some remote tasks in computer, eat sleep, wake
I used to have bruises on my knees and elbows and shins
Sometimes train in evening
I was low key happy to see them bruises tho
yea basically
today not feeling training
how high can u lot jump for knee
that strickland vs sneako was funny
Oh didn't know that
sneako was dumb for sparring
🫡
he got the content
ye he got nose bleed
i would not spar with sean so yea
idk, strickland fights in such stupid way, but it has worked and he has got his own style somehow
he gets the respect he deserves for his style now
But honestly, I will never fight in a ring. I'm scared to hurt my face.
before everyone was making fun of him after he got KO by alex
Gork
how do u think strickland vs alex pereira go again ?
Dorklander, from the soys.
if rematch happens
yea thats casual fans shit
he is entertaining on the mic
i dont watch ufc press conference
i just watch fights
ye
i watch press conference only if Khamzat
@twilit river did you get timeout?
mostly for reading his body language
did asser get one?
not even the whole bs questions and answers
im moving different
orchestrated
a one week one
that sucks for him
should have been an hour tbh not that big of an offense
mods really hate him ngl
i am never going to do matches even if i get really good at training
mods have the rule here where several offences stack up your TO length
its the same for everyone
No
Wait assed got one?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
for one week dude...
💀
he has been wrongfully timed out like 2 times
snitches get stiches at some point
😡😡
@rocky epoch speak if you're not gay
Am not even suprised
@rocky epoch L bozo, rest in piss🤣🤣
I mean he is helping on maintaining the rules
very mature of you as i can see
Thank you good sir
cry me a river
How is maintaining rules that hard like ive been here for months and i still didnt get a single warn or mute
Thank you!
he been wrongfully timed out so many times
Got a pump
A little guy is chilling behind my house-
Help-
LMfao i dont know what to do with it call animal control or what but inma let him chill
Get a shovel and attack it
No,thats murder
That's what we do in romania
Womp womp
It goes against my religion
philippines moment
do you eat meat
Oh then call animal control
i know you live in cebu bozo
s
Oh yeah..LoL,but still it feels wrong
kiss yourself
Idk why i said religion but i feel guilty about it
you can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips
#💬〡general-off-topic is too off topic these days
imagine joining chess server to sent some boxing videos 🙂 🙂 🙂
the opposite would be cool ngl
in a martial art server
k bye
people talking about ever green chess matches
Real

nuh uh
called general off topic for a reason
khamzat going to destroy Robert
That dog barely won against 4 days notice usman at middleweight
your guy lost to ddp
And lost to burns
U didnt watch the fight?
does not mean you are good either
Khamzat fans are worst
he was fasting training for that match
still won
Its not that big of a deal
Won?
Are u serious
khamzat won
Sure bro
islamic months are different
119
I don’t “know it well,” it’s just faster for me
Because you can cheat multiply by 5 by cutting it in half and times 10
and just add 7 with 4, u get 119
It’s how I’ve always done mental math. It scales better for me
ok.
Hello Korus my favourite person
clone yourself and kiss yourself
that aint me bro
Even better make a female version of urself
bet
anyways, shaving for the first time
🥴
Hi bastman
I think that was a very important thing that everyone needs to know
thank you for the support


