💬〡general-off-topic

[finite jasper]

rizz shakers

[fallen fern]

LMAOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

[keen parrot]

its tiktok i won't click it

[fallen fern]

Bro look at this post I seen on Reddit, kids are getting creative these days

[keen parrot]

its midnight and i need to stay up 4 more hours what should i do

[fallen fern]

The kids talking about his crush and said “the bloodline will live another generation” 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

The way I cried of laughter

[keen parrot]

that dude can't be a day over 13

[fallen fern]

Most likely isn’t for sure

[finite jasper]

LMAO

ik that relationship not gonna last a month

[keen parrot]

r/crushes is some middle school type shit

[finite jasper]

😭

[glossy radish]

rude

[keen parrot]

yes im rude, but am i wrong

aint nobody got together in 5th grade and ended up having kids

[grim edge]

hmm idk about that o-o"

[umbral wind]

What about r/relationship advice

[keen parrot]

generally just don't take relationship advice from reddit

[grim edge]

reddit...

[keen parrot]

ask your parents or a close friend

[glossy radish]

reddit 💀

[umbral wind]

You’re joking? They got a lot of wisdom

[lament jacinth]

LMAOO

Imagine going to incels to take advice about relationships

[keen parrot]

about which figurines fit well in which jar

[grim edge]

u must be dumb if u trust reddit

[keen parrot]

isn't the definition of incel "virgin not by choice"

[lament jacinth]

Essentially

[keen parrot]

then im one 😭

but im making steps to improve

[lament jacinth]

Marriage first

[umbral wind]

Vimun the self proclaimed Incel

[keen parrot]

yeah you are a volcel

im not a wait for marriage guy, but for the right girl.. damn maybe

[umbral wind]

Sorry you gotta touch grass for that one vim

[keen parrot]

shut up fin your advice has been garbonzo

how do you even know what grass is you live in birmingham

[minor spoke]

What did I just see 💀

[grim edge]

idk

[umbral wind]

What advice?

I haven’t even given you advice

[hard gale]

yo chat who can beat this lol (my personal record)

[glossy radish]

me (later)

[grim edge]

auto clicker

[hard gale]

ye but its still hard

[grim edge]

how

when u use auto clicker it's not hard

[hard gale]

nah but u need to lag it out a bit to get that much cps

[grim edge]

not impresive

[hard gale]

bruh u try then

[grim edge]

still not impresive when u use autoclicker

[hard gale]

bruh try i wanna see what u get

[grim edge]

idc what I get all im saying it's not impresive

[hard gale]

k buddy

[grim edge]

I'm just commenting :\

[hard gale]

ik lol

yo chat why this chat so dead today

[grim edge]

idk

it's normal sometime

[hard gale]

rip chat

im bored

[warm spindle]

"Fopbop"

[gaunt rivet]

Anyone want to wager?

[finite jasper]

Wager?

[grim edge]

Chess bets are not allowed here

[tepid pike]

Dbza gotta have the best gifs

[gaunt rivet]

Ok my bad

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-crying-nervous-anxious-uneasy-gif-15028256

[grim edge]

Just letting you know

[slate owl]

:3

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[grim edge]

i am so tired

[woeful abyss]

go to sleep

[digital phoenix]

hi so tired

[glossy radish]

hi vv

[digital phoenix]

hi las

[glossy radish]

ok nvm i cant

[digital phoenix]

i have like 8cps

[glossy radish]

with mouse?

[grim edge]

i have 10

[digital phoenix]

ja

[glossy radish]

hi bkk

[glossy radish]

noob i have 12

[grim edge]

yo how you doing

[digital phoenix]

12 kids in ur basement yeah

[glossy radish]

that too

[glossy radish]

doing nothing rn hbu kiddo

[grim edge]

just drinking

not too bad?

[glossy radish]

my hand hiurts

[digital phoenix]

probably shouldnt have done all that clicking

[grim edge]

yeah same

[digital phoenix]

whats ur wpm tho

[glossy radish]

lemem test rn

[grim edge]

i cant get more than 10

[grim edge]

mine is 122 on 60sec (but I only use 3 fingers)

[digital phoenix]

on an actual paragraph on typeracer not the stupid words

[glossy radish]

EWW

[digital phoenix]

anyone can type random words fast

[grim edge]

oh i just use mnkeytype im no nerd going on typeracer

[glossy radish]

fk u

[grim edge]

fr fk u

[glossy radish]

ill use typeracer

[grim edge]

anyone else enjoy racial conflict?

i do

W

[finite jasper]

Me when I have to use capitalization and punctuation 🤮

[finite jasper]

I quit when global chat got sunsetted

[digital phoenix]

see the difference

[grim edge]

oh

[glossy radish]

still decently close

[digital phoenix]

lmao

@glossy radish git gud

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=10huk6266o

[glossy radish]

shh

[digital phoenix]

meh 106

[glossy radish]

SKULL 69

[digital phoenix]

insane

[glossy radish]

mine was the best tbh

[digital phoenix]

bro i cant find my speech marks

[glossy radish]

i couldnt either

[digital phoenix]

spent like 7 seconds

[glossy radish]

shit hurt like hell

[digital phoenix]

nice

[restive storm]

who won

[digital phoenix]

me duh

im 110 merchant

[glossy radish]

I MESSED UP ON MY PERIOD

likie 5 times

[digital phoenix]

that could mean a lot of things

[grim edge]

Hold up yall doing typing let me join :)

[digital phoenix]

can u click on the link or do u need new one

[glossy radish]

shjut it

[grim edge]

Im gonna need to cook

[glossy radish]

duude ,my hadns hurt

have efun with that

[grim edge]

Hold up let me get my keyboard

[warm spindle]

Blud for the blud gød.

[digital phoenix]

fk i was at 125

choked

[glossy radish]

h

[warm spindle]

Chronically online.

[digital phoenix]

more like typing notes in class

[glossy radish]

i started late

[warm spindle]

Chronically online.

[digital phoenix]

i grind bio notes faster than anyone else

[warm spindle]

Chronically online.

[grim edge]

Yall are fast typer

[covert river]

are there any good chess discord bots people know of?

[warm spindle]

Man what kind of question is that.

[digital phoenix]

there 115

[covert river]

:(

[warm spindle]

To play chess with?

[glossy radish]

I CAHThuteq3hjoueghjoiueguhjoirhjoiuRg

whos typing at 32 wpm

[warm spindle]

2 wpm.

[covert river]

uhhh... I'm not really sure. Literally anything

[glossy radish]

skull

[covert river]

anything to do with chess

[warm spindle]

Yeah. So like search "discord chess bots" on https://www.google.com

[digital phoenix]

nah im not ruining my record

[glossy radish]

loser

[digital phoenix]

u know id beat u easy

[covert river]

that was super helpful! thanks :D

[glossy radish]

shh

[warm spindle]

Back when I was chronically online I could do 120wpm

[frank ibex]

I want to sing a song

but Ima get muted

[glossy radish]

SMD

[frank ibex]

Colt .45 gay remix

Aka

crazy rap- Digbar

4 mods, 3/4 on do not disturbv

heres my chance!

[warm spindle]

Yo what does that mean

@frank ibex

Yo what does that mean

[frank ibex]

Stroke 40 guys and 2 big f.s

Babies all on my teeeeth

[glossy radish]

💀

[warm spindle]

Yo, what does that mean

[frank ibex]

You can go in my jaws

[digital phoenix]

sweet mother of damascus

[frank ibex]

grab them b...s

Stroke that BBC NEWS

[warm spindle]

Blud off them jawnathans fr 💀

[glossy radish]

it says i got first place with 80 wpm

i think im better

[frank ibex]

But my hair in a bun thats what I learned

[digital phoenix]

ik i quit before full stop

[frank ibex]

when suckin that dirty black dong

(japanese food)

[restive storm]

@glass kiln

[warm spindle]

Yo what does that mean

[restive storm]

indirect

[grim edge]

How everyone day

[glossy radish]

bad

[grim edge]

How come

[glossy radish]

las making my hand cramp

[frank ibex]

Stop, grab the Dong (Vietnamese currency) and play ping pong

[grim edge]

Lol

[frank ibex]

That S*** stretch long way to hong kong

So blow blow blow

[grim edge]

U vietnamese?

[frank ibex]

Mah boi

[frank ibex]

Suck on the dong stems

[restive storm]

if you have to put *s in your messages you shouldn't be sending the message

[frank ibex]

Feeling tight as hell

[restive storm]

stop talking right now

[frank ibex]

Tryna ride em well

[grim edge]

Im not even on the chart 😭

[frank ibex]

Now ive got a jagged rim

[warm spindle]

You not getting into Valhalla bc of this

Clearly nah

[frank ibex]

Im north Pagan

[warm spindle]

More like poogan.

[frank ibex]

Valhalla is dying in battle

[warm spindle]

Appreciated

[digital phoenix]

im done im getting a stroke

[glossy radish]

LOL

[frank ibex]

Deep throat throat like 80 ds

[glossy radish]

my ahdsn hruit like hellll

[grim edge]

Yall typing at fcking 100wpm

[frank ibex]

Breakin backs till he squeel

[glossy radish]

76 is my average

[digital phoenix]

im a skribbl professional

[glossy radish]

lets play

[warm spindle]

Bawh guys my asdf is kicking in

[grim edge]

50 is my average

[warm spindle]

I need my meds

[digital phoenix]

i type answer faster than anyone

[frank ibex]

If my Dong and my Wits dont sell I bet my fatty will

[warm spindle]

Autotyper

[glossy radish]

https://skribbl.io/?yCCr4xzv

[grim edge]

I can put that on :O

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-13220188667286123539

[glossy radish]

join me in skribbl 🙏

im a pro

[warm spindle]

No.

[frank ibex]

ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE, Nah its THE GUY FROM SHAMELESS

[warm spindle]

Shoulda seen the prick's face when he saw the gatt.

[frank ibex]

You are my sunshine

My only sunshine

You make me happy

[glossy radish]

where lasagn

[grim edge]

Idk how to play

[frank ibex]

when skies are grey

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix las las la slaslal aslsa as https://skribbl.io/?yCCr4xzv

[frank ibex]

You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you
In my arms
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
So I hung my head and cried
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/madlad-mad-emoji-umadbro-gif-6910204822398718006

[glossy radish]

you try to guess what theyre drawing

[grim edge]

Ohhh

[frank ibex]

School shootings

[glossy radish]

i wihs

[frank ibex]

IMA MAKE A PRIVATE CODE

[glossy radish]

ur weird

[frank ibex]

https://skribbl.io/?edCQf5SS

[glossy radish]

las aint here rip

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-hatsune-vocaloid-music-pfp-gif-26522132

[glossy radish]

DAWG JUST JOIN MINE

[frank ibex]

im in

[warm spindle]

Ghost rule, senbonzakura and 2020.

[glossy radish]

need more people

[cursive pawn]

Stupid viking

[glossy radish]

💀

[frank ibex]

<@&745328830649991179>

Toxicity hurts. And I censored all my content

[glossy radish]

💀

[limpid meteor]

.....

[frank ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-mew-boeshi-sigma-looksmaxxing-gif-13581087363054242055

[minor spoke]

Bro actually pinged mods

Omg it’s dahlia

[warm spindle]

Black mamba

[frank ibex]

I like my men like my coffee

Black

[cursive pawn]

The team is here

[grim edge]

@unborn bay and @cinder lynx <@&745328830649991179> kindly mute these two. all they did was to call my name nonstop and describe my appearance.

[glossy radish]

💀

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/powerpuff-girls-blossom-bubble-buttercup-gif-15266401

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/money-fan-hijabi-woc-get-that-money-dollar-bills-gif-25088769

2 dollars tax return.

[warm spindle]

What is that

[cursive pawn]

Us

https://tenor.com/view/big-sexy-obese-obese-man-redditor-gif-25830678

Also us

[cinder lynx]

Im sorry you feel that way, i didnt mean to

[warm spindle]

Receive in App

[frank ibex]

hey bestie, been a while!!

[cursive pawn]

Bro playing roblox

[unborn bay]

defamation and slander

[glossy radish]

https://skribbl.io/?yCCr4xzv

[sacred steeple]

W

[grim edge]

W - I concur that this happened

(evidence)

[digital phoenix]

maintenance

[lime lava]

[digital phoenix]

what happened lmao i didnt see anything

[lime lava]

Shut up bro I react whatever I want HEHEHEHA

I cant say it here imma get banned 🙂
I think you are right

yes.

[acoustic parcel]

how do i talk in voice chat

[cursive pawn]

Ban mairos

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-duck-dance-duck-duck-ooontz-dance-gif-10943740227711557279

[warm spindle]

Nah.

[lime lava]

Who is you bruv

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/bongocat-banhammer-ban-hammer-bongo-gif-18219363

[cursive pawn]

Helo

I am ok

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[acoustic parcel]

ight brah

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/rwby-qrow-gif-6018587

[warm spindle]

No problem.

[acoustic parcel]

not too helpful

[warm spindle]

No problem.

[lime lava]

No perms :/

[cursive pawn]

Why bro just joined the server to join vc

[acoustic parcel]

rating joyous?

this is chess server no?

im tryna talk chess

[cursive pawn]

Nah

[warm spindle]

I'm 10/10. Thanks for asking.

[cursive pawn]

We dont do chess around here bruv

[acoustic parcel]

what do you do

[warm spindle]

Your mother primarily.

Other than that, we focus on discussion related to bluds, skibidis and sigmas.

[acoustic parcel]

wow youre something huh

[warm spindle]

If you're looking for chess #💬〡chess-talk is always for chess.

[acoustic parcel]

there yougo

[lime lava]

I will give you perms habibi

[acoustic parcel]

good job learning how to communicate

[cursive pawn]

#💬〡chess-talk isnt always for chess

[acoustic parcel]

im not able to talk i want to

[cursive pawn]

I was arguing abt the political and economic state of the world there

[lime lava]

April fools joke
Also I dont have headphones
I smashed them some time ago

[acoustic parcel]

how do i talk?

[cursive pawn]

!welcome

[acoustic parcel]

ty

[cursive pawn]

Do /connect

[acoustic parcel]

ok

[cursive pawn]

!welcome

[acoustic parcel]

ok i connected

[cursive pawn]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@cursive pawn With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[cursive pawn]

@acoustic parcel

[acoustic parcel]

cool so i have to wait a week ?

[cursive pawn]

Yes

[acoustic parcel]

kk fair enough

ty bro for helping

[warm spindle]

I won't let you destroy my classroom.

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[cursive pawn]

Absolutely if u need anything batman is always here gor help

[acoustic parcel]

brother youre strange

[acoustic parcel]

thanks batman

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/madlad-mad-emoji-umadbro-gif-6910204822398718006

[warm spindle]

Nah. Im JoyousArch928.

[cursive pawn]

Joyous dont take microeconomics

[glossy radish]

https://skribbl.io/?yCCr4xzv

[warm spindle]

I alr did hehe

In HS AP ECON

[glossy radish]

@peak plank join plss

[cursive pawn]

You need another for bacc core i think

[warm spindle]

I need writing and health to finish my back core

I'm a junior rn

Jjjjjj

[peak plank]

How are you able to summon me randomly

[glossy radish]

wdym

[cursive pawn]

Oh right u a cheater taking classes in highschool for college

If i my classes count to college id be on third year

[warm spindle]

Were they not international uni standard

[cursive pawn]

Nah its a public school

We have American/international schools and public schools

American schools you have to pay and i was brooke so its basically pay to win

[warm spindle]

Wow

Only in ohiowait

[cursive pawn]

Now i have to take chemistry class i took in 6th grade

[warm spindle]

Is that the 100 level class?

[dire wadi]

What map is this?

[cursive pawn]

Yea

[warm spindle]

Tragic.

I would die of boredom brother 😪.

[cursive pawn]

Its ok cuz most of the stuff i learn arent from uni i do my own research

[warm spindle]

Samez

I don't lectures

[minor spoke]

CHOKEBAR

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/peachcat-brush-teeth-gif-13806524

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/switch_dayz-dayz-snoopy-dog-snoopy-gif-23635262

[cursive pawn]

Why is there 2 extra countries

[sacred steeple]

@unborn bay @cinder lynx <@&745328830649991179> THESE PEOPLE ARE HARASSING PEOPLE IN VC

[dire wadi]

The real “Arab gulf”

[sacred steeple]

uh cause theyre the ppl

[cursive pawn]

Why is white not bluee

[glossy radish]

@frank ibex are u in the lobby rn

i got kicked

[grim edge]

U got kicked lol

[glossy radish]

i got banned

[frank ibex]

you got kicked for spamming, it coolsdown in a min

[glossy radish]

it was a ban

[frank ibex]

its what happened to me

[glossy radish]

bruhh smh

[grim edge]

Why

[glossy radish]

cuz i spammed

[grim edge]

Bleh

[glossy radish]

dawg

I WAS WINNING TOOOO

[grim edge]

Skill issues lol

[restive storm]

what game

[frank ibex]

lobby is off now

[sacred steeple]

were you caelestia

[glossy radish]

send link

[grim edge]

@sewermod

[glossy radish]

skribbl

[frank ibex]

NAH

[sacred steeple]

@glass kiln

[frank ibex]

SEWERMOD, THIS AINT PACKGOD'S SERVER

[glossy radish]

SENC THE LINK DUDE

[weak cairn]

bro outed himself as a packgod viewer

[glossy radish]

plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[grim edge]

Crazy

[frank ibex]

Nah I just know its called that

[glossy radish]

send the link to the game

[frank ibex]

bet

[weak cairn]

mhm

[frank ibex]

bbc

[grim edge]

BBC

[frank ibex]

https://skribbl.io/?XUCJwxOr

[teal dragon]

I'm shocked and appauled!

[frank ibex]

https://skribbl.io/?XUCJwxOr

[peak plank]

no

[sweet dirge]

yeehaw

asia

[glossy radish]

lool

looks like its inn china

[sweet dirge]

that looks like when all the continents were combined

why am I red now

[frank ibex]

soviet union

[sweet dirge]

I swear when I first joined I had a green username or was it yellow..

[glossy radish]

lmao i was gonna say russian empire but this bozo said asia

[sweet dirge]

L

sounds like a skill issue ngl

yeehaw

[frank ibex]

Name the empire

[sweet dirge]

places.

[frank ibex]

w

AUF DER HEIDE

[sweet dirge]

does anybody wanna play a game of chess?

[grim edge]

Mexcio

[covert cosmos]

what

[sweet dirge]

real

[grim edge]

Its the Mexican empire

Now it's mexico

For some reason I was gonna say aztec

[cursive pawn]

Helo

[glossy radish]

skribbl was too easy

hi ok

[cursive pawn]

Helo v

[grim edge]

Hi v

[cursive pawn]

Stopid bee

https://tenor.com/view/madlad-mad-emoji-umadbro-gif-6910204822398718006

[grim edge]

👁️👄👁️

[glossy radish]

estonia and car

wait no south sudan

[glossy radish]

:(

[grim edge]

Afghanistan and

[glossy radish]

afganistan and turk

turkmenistan

[grim edge]

Tf

[cursive pawn]

Ok im sry

Turmeric

[grim edge]

Noooo it wasny turn

:C

[glossy radish]

hehe

[cursive pawn]

Turmeric

[glossy radish]

turkmenistan u idiot

[lament jacinth]

Hi v

[cursive pawn]

Turmeric

[glossy radish]

LIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[grim edge]

Ye I got mvp

[cursive pawn]

Stupid bee

[glossy radish]

that game was rigged and unfair

[grim edge]

And u got 2nd place

Lmao

[glossy radish]

@lament jacinth do ur job plsss 🥺

[glossy radish]

i deserved mvp

[median token]

:)

[lament jacinth]

VVVVVVVVVVVV

[lament jacinth]

Dare talk again child

[cursive pawn]

I was ace in pubg mobile

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/run-bitch-run-gif-14941022

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/madlad-mad-emoji-umadbro-gif-6910204822398718006

[covert cosmos]

repeat these numbers

[cursive pawn]

1

[covert cosmos]

slowmode hahahahah

[cursive pawn]

I remember

Edit the text instead of delete

8

[grim edge]

I was too

[cursive pawn]

1567

[grim edge]

Im better :v

[cursive pawn]

Sm memories

Damn i missed i was typing
8615 or something

[grim edge]

I used to grind for the badge win a match with no kill

[glossy radish]

liar

[cursive pawn]

I got the badge to kill with every type of weapon in one game

[grim edge]

Ight bet whoever get mvp is better

[dawn dirge]

Pacifist?

[grim edge]

I have that badge also

[covert cosmos]

8

[cursive pawn]

I dont remember if i got that badge of not killing anyone

I dont remember the badges tbh i think one if then was to kill 3 people in a row from like 150m away

[median token]

69

[proper bone]

yes bc this makes sense

[lament jacinth]

DEAD CHAT

[sour peak]

White to move 🤑

[twilit river]

😭

[twilit river]

This is off topic bro, go to chess talk

[sour peak]

Mb

[proper bone]

i need help

[restive storm]

dead chat

[twilit river]

Hi doritos

[restive storm]

hi
don't call me doritos

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[sacred steeple]

saint lucia colombia venezuela honduras guyana

guatemala bolivia argentina ecuador chile brazil

[austere garden]

mecixo

[vale frost]

Hi jdot

[stark laurel]

perfect

[sacred steeple]

costa rica brazil nicaragua trinidad and tobago and uhhhh dominica

paraguay uruguay suriname saint kitts and nevis chile jamaica

[austere garden]

english por favor

[sacred steeple]

usa sweden iceland germany cyprus and ireland

i mean norway

[austere garden]

india, china, sweden, sweden, germany

[stark laurel]

going to england bruv hoping i find the queen

[sacred steeple]

italy switzerland austria czechia slovakia

moldova turkiye greece

poland romania georgia albania

Serbia russia spain

Bulgaria france botswana hungary USA ukraine

oh

[cursive pawn]

bulgaria france estonia hungry england ukraine

[sacred steeple]

I get them confused sometimes

potato potato

[cursive pawn]

u get confused between britain and usa

[sacred steeple]

but they have the same colors

[cursive pawn]

potato potato

[vale frost]

Huh

[sacred steeple]

montenegro bosnia and herzegovina slovenia

netherlands luxembourg belgium portugal

belarus armenia

[vale frost]

I didnt know magnus carlsen is indian

[austere garden]

yuhhhhhh

potugal !!! seiuuuu

[cursive pawn]

netherlands luxemborg belguim and porugal or however u spell

for thios

[grim edge]

the world is bald.

[vale frost]

Can you do asian countries

[tawny notch]

Que tal

[austere garden]

china

[nova juniper]

Bald

[cursive pawn]

bro u type so fast but i didnt see this

india pakistan idk afghanistan

[sacred steeple]

india pakistan myanmar/burma afghanistan

[tawny notch]

East Pakistan, west Pakistan, idk and idk

[vale frost]

Btw @cursive pawn I got a nutrition question related about gym

[sacred steeple]

brunei nepal bhutan

[cursive pawn]

sure

i dont give medical advice

[vale frost]

So eggs hace 6-7 protein right?,so i usually eat 8 eggs and a can of tuna that says 20 protein g on the nutrients label,i usually eat them ALL after a gym session,or should i even them all out like 20 protein in the morning then 20 in lunch and so on

[cursive pawn]

idk malyasia japan indonisia

[sacred steeple]

mongolia malaysia japan indonesia

china south korea taiwan

[grim edge]

cambodia, malaysia, japan, indonesia

[sacred steeple]

they look similar

[grim edge]

china, s. korea, taiwaqn

let's goooo

[orchid sun]

countries are so goofy

[cursive pawn]

what do you eat throughout the day? are you eating enough protein for breakfast and dinner? or are you only eating protein after gym?

[sacred steeple]

mongolia bangladesh philippines east timor / timor-leste

[grim edge]

myanman,bangaldesh philippones, timor

omg

[sacred steeple]

singapore tajikistan

sri lanka laos thailand solomon islands

[vale frost]

For breakfast i usually just eat like a chicken leg and light rice,yknow just normal food,maybe 2 hotdogs on lunch or fish then when its gym time i just gulp EVERYTHING like 80g of protein in one meal after a gym session as dinner because my time to usually go gym is at 5pm so

[sacred steeple]

turkmenistan kyrgyzstan

[grim edge]

lukemia, laso, thailand, sabrina

tommy, kegaru

[orchid sun]

leukemia??

[sacred steeple]

tunisia morocco uganda angola zimbabwe djibouti botswana

[orchid sun]

🇦🇺

[vale frost]

Too much oil and unneccesary calories,might give me belly fat

[grim edge]

aubrey

[bright wind]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-12111808

[orchid sun]

no

[orchid sun]

what

[grim edge]

enough with flags, let's do street signs or whatever

[sacred steeple]

mozambique eswatini namibia guinea algeria ghana

i mean gambia

[orchid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/gang-signs-gif-18167227

[sacred steeple]

burundi lesotho malawi togo

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO SOUTH SUDAN

[grim edge]

bilateral, lasagna, meow, targaryen

[orchid sun]

<@&745328830649991179> these guys are spamming flags

i want a conversation

[sacred steeple]

☠️

[grim edge]

needy, ngl, cigarette, lore

[lean bolt]

@ mods these guys lack braincells

Im joking I love you all

[median token]

ew

[grim edge]

eww

[median token]

indirect

[lean bolt]

I love all my African friends from the country of Jamaica

[median token]

guess what

[median token]

@lean bolt

[sacred steeple]

niger nigeria republic of the congo liberia
egypt benin sudan
idk that one i forgot that one too kenya mali
sieriia leonee ivory coast /coste de lvoire

i quit

[lean bolt]

This is why you’re sub 2000

[grim edge]

tarzania

[sacred steeple]

i quit my job 😞

[median token]

i asked you what to buy 🙄 . Dw im returning it

im thinking of buying a svesh

[grim edge]

rowing, south carolina, zoom meeting

[lean bolt]

If you’re gonna buy a course buy Gajewskis part 1

[median token]

I need an opening course!

[lean bolt]

It’s what you RUYlly need

[median token]

pun intended 💀

[vale frost]

Its general off topic,plus their not spamming their just answering what flag is what

[lean bolt]

Gajewski part 1 is Ruy as white and facing Pirc/Modern/Philidor

[sacred steeple]

I QUIT YOURE FIRED 😠

[lean bolt]

So basically covers all of e4 e5 and modern/pirc nonsense

[grim edge]

om i cant sleep

[median token]

viet ;)

[sacred steeple]

I FIRE U

[median token]

w sici too?

[lean bolt]

No

[median token]

ew

[lean bolt]

Thats part 2

[austere garden]

japan, qatar, iran, korea, israel

[lean bolt]

Part 2 covers all the sicilians, Caro, French, Scandi all the nonsense

[sacred steeple]

well 3 are right

[vale frost]

Jdot..

[austere garden]

progress 💯

[vale frost]

Dude

[austere garden]

hi witty

arent those all saudi arabia?

[vale frost]

You need to stop skipping geography jdot..

[austere garden]

im pretty good with shapes tho

[sacred steeple]

I think all the countries should come together to form one big kosovo

[median token]

is it another price

[austere garden]

yuhhhh same thing

the entire middle easy is saudi arabia

[orchid sun]

@austere garden hello

[austere garden]

hi 2g

[sacred steeple]

halloween gambit is a W gambit guys trust me

[orchid sun]

cant spell hello without hell

im 14 and this is deep

[austere garden]

does that have something to do with e4 e5??? cod i dont like it then

[vale frost]

"I promise i wont hurt her ill just frame her for a murder" lol this music is gold.

[austere garden]

e4 f5 or u suck

[sacred steeple]

YEMEN YEMEN

[austere garden]

africa duhhhhh

[sacred steeple]

oh

[austere garden]

😦

pause

[sacred steeple]

🇹🇰

[vale frost]

LMFOAOA

[cursive pawn]

so this should clear things out ill give you some boring nutrition science stuff but it should help you understand

if your goal is to build muscle and maximize muscle gain:
30 grams of protein from HIGH QUALITY SOURCES will provide you enough amino acids to spike the muscle protein synthesis response

This means that muscle protein synthesis will be maximalized after 30g of high-quality protein(to know if a protein is high-quality, it has to have 3 grams of leucine at least for every 30 grams of protein). You can also google the food's PDCAAS score.

ok after all this yapping:

there is no problem with eating 80 grams of protein in one session, but you have to keep in mind that 30 grams of protein are enough to maximize muscle protein synthesis, and they won't go higher.
but all of your other meals also have that spike since you mentioned you eat chicken and fish which have a high PDCAA score
and are enough to spike the muscle protein synthesis
and the only way to get your muscle protein synthesis to go back down is by fasting for 3 hours between every meal.
we also see no benefits from keeping your muscle protein synthesis/amino acids in blood high it has to go down and up to see better results

so my suggestion is
1- breakfast: eat enough protein to spike muscle protein synthsis
2- wait a few hours
3 -lunch: eat enough protein to spike muscle protein synthesis
4 -wait a few hours
5- dinner: eat enough protein to spike muscle protein synthesis

TLDR: to answer your question eat enough protein throughout the day(breakfast and lunch) and you can have a big meal after the gym if you do not have time no problem in that

now one thing id suggest is staying away from too much-saturated fat in eggs look at the guidelines for saturated fat and see if you are exceeding it
also stay away from hot dogs and processed food fish is a much better option instead of hotdog

and get some fruits and veggies

[austere garden]

taiwan england norway egypt saudia arabia

[glossy radish]

sorry i’m american

[sacred steeple]

bahamas grenada sudan tonga barbados

[austere garden]

why do old ppl always wanna seem young?

[sacred steeple]

its too much

[vale frost]

NOTED 31 grams of protein for each meal ill even it out to keep it maximized all day

[austere garden]

im batman

[sacred steeple]

same thing

[glossy radish]

it was jordan

[austere garden]

i have some of those too

[sacred steeple]

burkina faso andorra lebanon

[glossy radish]

andorra and lebanon

[austere garden]

the shoes r betta

[cursive pawn]

you can go higher if you need the calories
also make sure they are from high quality sources so like rice is a very bad protein and i wouldnt count it

[austere garden]

is the last one germany?

[sacred steeple]

kiribati mauritania saudi arabia lithuania

nauru micronesia

[vale frost]

Also one more question

So if i gym at night eat 30 grams of protein at night and still eat 30 g of protein on the next day like breakfast and lunch it will use that protein for my sore muscles?

Because i akways thought more protein before sleep leads to best results because of how much protein combined with rest for enough repair

[vale frost]

Does 8 eggs count

[cursive pawn]

and the amount isnt exactly 30 for every protein its different from food to other

[vale frost]

Yeh just 30 minimum

[austere garden]

leg, it is that deep

[vale frost]

It is for me,thank you very much.

[cursive pawn]

some can spike it at 20 but to make sure 30

[cursive pawn]

yea pretty much

[sacred steeple]

UR NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE END

[vale frost]

Aight from now on ill even out my protein instead of eating them all together

[austere garden]

japan, england, poland, taiwan, switzerland, chocolate bar, catholics

[sacred steeple]

NOOOOOOOo

[cursive pawn]

yea if you are not having enough protein in the breakfast and lucnh ill even them out

[sacred steeple]

ITS NOT EVEN POLANDD

[vale frost]

@cursive pawn Though am kinda worried sometimes

Does the body continue to repair that muscle till it is repaired or does it abandon it if it doesnt repair on time,cause i can be sore on the biceps then for tomorrow am sore on the triceps then the nedt chest,rn my bicep,tricep and chest are all sore from those days of gym,im used to it but am just curious if their healing and my body is not malfunctioning or something i dont know lol

[austere garden]

poladn wishes it was murica 🇺🇸

[cursive pawn]

if you are havging enough protein i dont think extra protein is harmful

[sacred steeple]

micronesia

[austere garden]

idk

[sacred steeple]

poland and albania?

[austere garden]

mexico and france

[vale frost]

You're done.

[austere garden]

😭

i get my geometry from the fifa players

[sacred steeple]

@grim edge 🇹🇰

[cursive pawn]

i try to stay away from giving medical advices (pains/injuries)

but if a muscle is hurting it should heal if you give it enough protein and enough rest (2-3 days from lasty time training same muscle)

[sacred steeple]

that is NOT denmark

[austere garden]

yuhhhh to get my like uhhh spanish SBCs done and allat

[vale frost]

Aight,thx!

[cursive pawn]

rate my services

im a terrible nutrition coach

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[austere garden]

do u like apples or oranges

[cursive pawn]

apples

[austere garden]

catholics

[sacred steeple]

italy

[cursive pawn]

orange makes my lips red and itchy

[vale frost]

5/5 ngl,you answered my auestions that was left un answered for 1 year,i always had that question when i was still a new gym goer but i was just like "meh"

[sacred steeple]

were still learning

[austere garden]

other members of chat lives matter

[cursive pawn]

i got you bro im glad you like the nerdy scientific answer i gave you lmao

[vale frost]

Now i can eat 90g of protein at dinner after a gym session without worry

[cursive pawn]

eating fries 3 times a week increase colon cancer by 52%

[glossy radish]

okay let me try 6 times a week

[vale frost]

The oil and chicken skin gives unneccesary calories

I treat my body like a temple with home made quality food

[austere garden]

fiji water isnt even a country bro

[cursive pawn]

im pretty sure the kfc chicken is also a carcinogen

[vale frost]

Ik you're trolling so inma ignore.

Ok can verify what i just said its true,kfc is unneccesary

[cursive pawn]

go for eat (MAKE SURE TO EAT YOUR FRUITS AND VEGGIES

[austere garden]

yuhhhhh get owned hater

[cursive pawn]

everything you eat

[vale frost]

Ong

[glossy radish]

oh shit it’s you

[cursive pawn]

enjoy

[glossy radish]

shut up

[vale frost]

Wdym "its you"

[austere garden]

cow hates witties

[glossy radish]

didn’t recognise you till now

[austere garden]

hi cowwww

[glossy radish]

i like em t

i

anywyas hi chat

[cursive pawn]

its ok tho cigarettes are not a carcinogen (source: me)

[vale frost]

Bruh is the chinese sign useless,i intentionally place them there so people recognize me when i change nickname and profile-

[glossy radish]

it’s hard to memorise them

[austere garden]

lol

[glossy radish]

i recognised your about me that’s why lol

[vale frost]

Lasagne hates witty 😦

[lament jacinth]

Lalalalala

[glossy radish]

hi kids

[vale frost]

Fair point,i dont blame you

[cursive pawn]

oh u are wittyasian

[glossy radish]

hi liya

[vale frost]

The "underdog" line?

[cursive pawn]

[glossy radish]

whole thing

[fallen fern]

bro why are people on roblox so deranged

[vale frost]

I love hikaru.

[twilit river]

Who's jam

[cursive pawn]

i havge propf

[austere garden]

roblox kids r goofballs

[vale frost]

Neat you checked my profile

[glossy radish]

yep

[vale frost]

But am a roblox kid..

[twilit river]

Who?

[austere garden]

r u sure

[fallen fern]

currently in korblox with a friend and theres these ppl who are acting japanese

[vale frost]

Haha nitro go bye bye

[glossy radish]

wut nitro

[fallen fern]

how is this even real

[austere garden]

💀 how do u act japanese

[vale frost]

I mean i play roblox

[fallen fern]

like anime i shouldve said

[vale frost]

You used to have nitro but it expired

[fallen fern]

bro look at this

[glossy radish]

that was a month ago.

[fallen fern]

wait lemme send it on my phone

[vale frost]

....

[fallen fern]

thats so cringe ignore that happened

[glossy radish]

u dumb

[minor spoke]

Why r all the bots online

[austere garden]

how do u get rid of a migraine chat

[minor spoke]

Where’s the good dudes

[orchid sun]

WE THE BEST MUSIC
They aint believe in us
Juice Wrld did
DJ KHALED

[vale frost]

Me fr

[minor spoke]

Become a mod

[restive storm]

goofy ahh chat

[orchid sun]

N

[austere garden]

lmao

[digital phoenix]

no hes wittyeuropean

[glossy radish]

hi v

[austere garden]

hi dory

[digital phoenix]

hi

[restive storm]

don' call me dory

also hi

[fallen fern]

im deleting this asap

[orchid sun]

hi doritos

[austere garden]

💔

[sacred steeple]

[restive storm]

don't call me doritos

[cursive pawn]

Europe isn’t a continent

[glossy radish]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

is usa a continent

[vale frost]

Yes

[sacred steeple]

its a city

[glossy radish]

REAL

[fallen fern]

roblox is actual hell

[vale frost]

ITS ME WITTY DONT FORGET ME NOW

[digital phoenix]

name a continent

[cursive pawn]

Ofc usa is the whole world rahhhhh🍺🍺🦅

[glossy radish]

who’s witty

[sacred steeple]

whats ur response buddy

[prime valve]

australia

[digital phoenix]

yeah usa is a planet

[vale frost]

The guy with the magnesium calcium nicknamw

[sacred steeple]

michigan

[prime valve]

[vale frost]

Lock your doors,you're done.

[austere garden]

isnt that like eminems house or smthn

[cursive pawn]

Detroit too?

[digital phoenix]

why's witty

[fallen fern]

eggs??

no

im just talking with a friend

[glossy radish]

come in

🙏

[sacred steeple]

CHAT CHAT I NEED UR RESPONSE

[glossy radish]

fk u c5

[fallen fern]

no my friend wasnt saying that, we were both standing there in shock

[vale frost]

I was expecting a different reaction

[glossy radish]

LOL

[fallen fern]

smh u wanna join leg u lil hater

[vale frost]

Btw wanna play mlbb lasagne

[glossy radish]

i’m 💦

[fallen fern]

u can see them in 4k

[digital phoenix]

bros getting clipped

[glossy radish]

dawg i just got offfff

[ivory marlin]

Ciao grass.

[vale frost]

...

[glossy radish]

shudhhh

[wheat falcon]

[glossy radish]

i was playing with marshy

[fallen fern]

hey sis

[sacred steeple]

c5

[grim edge]

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

[glossy radish]

FYS LAS 🖕

[digital phoenix]

how about no

[glossy radish]

DLEEGE IT

[ivory marlin]

Catnip.

[vale frost]

Am convinced this is lasagne's friend or sibling trolling her acc

[digital phoenix]

how about, no

[vale frost]

This is not her fr fr

[fallen fern]

send ur user in dms

[digital phoenix]

yes im in her house sending the message rn

[wheat falcon]

[fallen fern]

or in chat actually nvm

[glossy radish]

[fallen fern]

dont dm

[digital phoenix]

yeah but thats ok

[glossy radish]

NO

[fallen fern]

yea send it here not dms

[sacred steeple]

nah what thats not c5

[vale frost]

WHY DIDNT YOU PING ME I WAS BORED CHATTING WITH THESE BRAINROTS

[glossy radish]

it’s over for me

[wheat falcon]

bpb

[digital phoenix]

ur cooked

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-gif-22121239

[glossy radish]

💀💀 i forgor

[ivory marlin]

@fallen fern did u touch gras

[sacred steeple]

MY c5 PAWN

[cursive pawn]

V was also trying to catch me lacking and expose me

[digital phoenix]

also i hit mythic immortal yesterday

[austere garden]

😭

[vale frost]

V cloned never caught ne lacking ngl

[fallen fern]

gasp

[austere garden]

gn chat

[wheat falcon]

[vale frost]

Am too normal for him

[vale frost]

Am basically calling myself mid,but anyhoo

[wheat falcon]

[digital phoenix]

u lack every day bro i just dont screenshot

[vale frost]

[digital phoenix]

neither do i save it

[ivory marlin]

Let him cook.

[fallen fern]

leg i just added u on roblox

[cursive pawn]

I said im a femboy and v screenshot it

[vale frost]

Like what?

[digital phoenix]

ull never know

[twilit river]

YOU PLAY GAYSHIT IMPSHIT?

[fallen fern]

no awkward

[sacred steeple]

[vale frost]

Its gonna be a curse being a femboy while powerlifting

You're gonna powerlift and a second later two dongs are shoved in yo-

[fallen fern]

leg how old are u

told u its awkward

[twilit river]

Glad you stopped fr😔

[cursive pawn]

I get called a femboy because i deadlift sumo

[fallen fern]

i just added you bro

[wheat falcon]

[ivory marlin]

[fallen fern]

20??

[sacred steeple]

d6

[fallen fern]

oh lord

[vale frost]

Bro..

[fallen fern]

why so many young people here

[digital phoenix]

u guys are clowns

yeah but so are u

[glossy radish]

man i only found this

[fallen fern]

yea the one person named awkward is me

[vale frost]

Get out.

You're done.

[fallen fern]

real

[sacred steeple]

who do u think you are denmarkian

[vale frost]

Its a song

[digital phoenix]

yeah but so are u

[fallen fern]

usher dancing in the rain

[digital phoenix]

denmarknese

demarkino

[vale frost]

That song makes me feel like am in an edit ngl

[fallen fern]

aint no way

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-3398162314833221578

[fallen fern]

i just added u

ok u add me bruh

[wheat falcon]

yall how do you feel about AuKrun for my chess name

[fallen fern]

bruh finally

[digital phoenix]

i think its very name

[fallen fern]

yea

[glossy radish]

u up for ml in four hours?

[minor spoke]

Honestly same

[fallen fern]

yaaaas twice

[minor spoke]

My wife

[vale frost]

Yeah sure sure ping me though

[fallen fern]

anyways leg u can come and youll meet one of my friends lol

[glossy radish]

u should play tmr with us

[vale frost]

I have school-

But ill try time can tell

[digital phoenix]

stupid shit

[minor spoke]

School is for the plebs

[glossy radish]

we usually play at 5 my time

[fallen fern]

just follow me i think? idk how it works

like you go into que

[vale frost]

You're in america so thats like night time for me

[glossy radish]

ugh what’s ur time zone

[minor spoke]

Do u just assume ppl know what ‘ur time’ is

[vale frost]

IDK HOW TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION

[glossy radish]

yes because i’ve told witty before

[digital phoenix]

whats ur time now

[vale frost]

Just set a world clock for philippines or snthing

[glossy radish]

WHAT TIME IS IT RN

[cursive pawn]

helo minecraft players

[vale frost]

12:16 noon

[ivory marlin]

I cooked.

[digital phoenix]

gmt+8

[glossy radish]

how tf

[minor spoke]

What

[glossy radish]

las ur weird

[vale frost]

Yes you will,and i will eat you.

[minor spoke]

What

[vale frost]

No wait that sounded wrong

[digital phoenix]

cos thats my timezone

[glossy radish]

oh

[digital phoenix]

and u should know ur timezones

[grim edge]

i wish i look like her

[glossy radish]

well i’m american

[cursive pawn]

i wish i looked like him

[vale frost]

What does gmt+8 stand for

[glossy radish]

i’m available at 8 in the morning 💀

[orchid sun]

dj khaled

[digital phoenix]

dude do u not know timezone