💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

had no idea you could switch rook and king

[orchid crown]

Its like that at the start

[grim edge]

I was watching a poker stream with magnus and it led me to a rabbit hole, i play high stakes poker

[orchid crown]

oh

[median token]

i bought L’ami caro course 🤡 GO GO CARO

[radiant flame]

It’s not external assistance since it’s coming from within u

[orchid crown]

??

[grim edge]

I ordered some books, but the youtube videos seem to help more

[warm hedge]

https://lichess.org/sDugIiSn

[grim edge]

man the grind of life is depressing, work everyday why cant i just be a trust fund kid

[radiant flame]

@mods, get him

[grim edge]

hopefully my 2nd company 3d printing kids sensory toys takes off

[median token]

whiz 🥱

[warm hedge]

gg

[median token]

gg

[radiant flame]

Was he light work

[median token]

yuh

[radiant flame]

@warm hedge loser

[wild kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2fyIS6GXMgUcSv4oejx63f?si=be907e51c81b4c02

[warm hedge]

i beat u last time we played

[median token]

I beat whiz in levy server too lol

[warm hedge]

im sure i havev a winning score

[median token]

i beat shinmen like 2-3 tiems in bullet 🤡

[radiant flame]

I don’t try against rookies

[radiant flame]

U never have

[median token]

:( you caught me slackign that time

[median token]

whats your lichess

[radiant flame]

Ur a rookie, lil dude

[radiant flame]

Killermambas

[warm hedge]

whislosingthatbet

[cloud ledge]

Gn sexy people. I'll see tomorrow and gain elo :3

[radiant flame]

I’d adopt this Eddie dude

[median token]

Uh 2 out of like 15 🤡

[wild kite]

for who

[radiant flame]

Rookie, kid

[warm hedge]

defo even id adopt him if i had my mouse in bullet atleast

[radiant flame]

I don’t try in unrated

[median token]

💀

[warm hedge]

im 2300 l*chess bullet

[radiant flame]

Stop showing off ur little two wins

[median token]

im showing you lol im not bragging i know im bad

[radiant flame]

I literally didn’t care as well

[warm hedge]

why is ur name asura

[median token]

sorry my little achievement

[radiant flame]

Ppl recognize me here too much

Needed an alias

[warm hedge]

no one cares about you

[warm hedge]

so u changed it to a weeb name ?

[radiant flame]

It’s ok, u can adopt whis and I’ll acknowledge that flex

[warm hedge]

???

this is just shade

he is 2k lc

[radiant flame]

Asura is an Indian god, how is that being a weeb

[warm hedge]

asura sounds like a weeb name

[wild kite]

as an indian i can confirm asura means a monster

[radiant flame]

Maybe cuz u think everything is related to anime

[median token]

nah im busy thanks though

[radiant flame]

It’s also a god there, hit the books

[warm hedge]

demigod ?

[silent quest]

Asura reminds me of Asura scans

[wild kite]

No, it's not, it literally means monster

there is no god called "asura"

[radiant flame]

Where’s ur credibility

[wild kite]

wdym?

[radiant flame]

Do u have any credibility

[wild kite]

i'm hindu i think i know more about it than you

[radiant flame]

Or u just talking

[wild kite]

[radiant flame]

Anyone can be any religion, there is no special initiation

[wild kite]

where is it written that asura is a god

show me the god atleast

[covert cosmos]

s

[radiant flame]

Read the scripture

[minor spoke]

Bro why is there a religion discussion going again 💀

[wild kite]

?

it's okay to admit that you're wrong sometimes

[median token]

they were discussing about his name

[radiant flame]

Anyone claims they’re an expert these days

Internet has no credibility

[median token]

true

[minor spoke]

How do I walk in and the first thing I see is religion

Timing ig

[wild kite]

Just show me a god named asura LMFAO, i can show you atleast 10 monsters with "asura" in their name

[minor spoke]

None 💀

[radiant flame]

Monsters are fallen gods in India

[minor spoke]

Tinkle

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[wild kite]

nah you're just too unjustifiably egoistic to admit you're wrong

[minor spoke]

[radiant flame]

Sounds like projecting

Ur too deep down in ur biases

[minor spoke]

Ur pfp looks like an asura highkey

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-poker-casio-gamble-gif-12184033

[cloud ledge]

Anyway, enjoy this zesty board

[radiant flame]

Stop smurfing

[median token]

hey clam down bich

[radiant flame]

That’s bannable

[cloud ledge]

I don't think I am smurfing

[radiant flame]

No one is 200 elo

That is far too low

[cloud ledge]

Just not playing rated games is not considered smurfing

[stable perch]

Bishop cow

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/tokusatsu-kamen-rider-chess-checkmate-gif-14454203

[wild kite]

did u find the move

[silent quest]

Matter of fact there are

[wild kite]

[silent quest]

The lowest is 100

[wild kite]

green day is so good

[median token]

deftones

[silent quest]

Green dayyy

[wild kite]

i could learn every song in 5 minutes and just play along

[silent quest]

Amazin you can play electric?

[wild kite]

yea

are you a drummer?

[silent quest]

Cool stuff

No im not yet

[wild kite]

no shot you don't play anything and still have such a similar taste to me in music

[stable perch]

What's ur lakshya

[silent quest]

I can play acoustic one , never tried electric

[wild kite]

ohhhh

It's literally the same thing

electric is way easier

it's like acoustic but you need 0 strength

everything else is the same

like exactly

[silent quest]

Yea the amplifier does the work

[wild kite]

IIT

[wild kite]

yeah so you can use very thin strings

which are much, much easier to play

my 1st guitar was a handmedown acoustic which was so hard to play i could play very well on other guitars

ancient strings

[grim edge]

me when

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-kermit-scared-afraid-disgusted-gif-21348081

[wild kite]

such a green day moment 💀

[orchid crown]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-cute-kitten-cat-gif-6917710866304482943

[grim edge]

bro can't speak

[silent quest]

Hahahah so true

[median token]

https://tenor.com/view/mew-mewing-mewtwo-mogged-mogger-gif-15142173623830381387

[cloud ledge]

I am 300. Of course I found h4

[stable mirage]

ok 600

[primal fern]

Another classic error when people mean neuralink

[cloud ledge]

Neurolink

you're 2k? I thought you were 1976

AnittaSleep gn

[stable mirage]

fun fact sometimes people win rated chess games

and it makes their rating go up

[cloud ledge]

Wait fr? How do I play rated? I am stuck at 291

[stable mirage]

so what you want to do is go to lichess and log in and click 3+0

[orchid crown]

chess talk and off topic switched

[cloud ledge]

Thanks time to go lichess.org

[lean gust]

fr, and I am a perpetrator

[orchid crown]

lichess better

[cloud ledge]

Of course

[orchid crown]

And I am the police

[lean gust]

arrest me, daddy

punish me too

[cloud ledge]

I used to play on lichess until I didn't

[orchid crown]

wtf bro😭 I am a minor

[orchid crown]

I used to play on chess . com untill I didn't

[lean gust]

damn bro I take it back
you said you were police man 😔

[orchid crown]

I am P O L I C E

[lean gust]

sorry I seem to think everyone is the same age as me

whatever age I am

[orchid crown]

wait how old are you

[lean gust]

64, jk -40 yrs

[cloud ledge]

Wait dancer you're also above 18?

[orchid crown]

this server has alot of minors💀

[cloud ledge]

Lets goo old fella

[orchid crown]

oh ok

[cloud ledge]

Yeah 12-16 year olds make up the server's average class interval

[lean gust]

yeah with all the chess kids and prodigies prob. I'm used to more closed-group discord servers

[orchid crown]

you guys are best friends now

[stable mirage]

as a minor I can confirm I exist

[orchid crown]

uh huh

[lean gust]

let's go

[orchid crown]

I like servers

[orchid crown]

fr

[lean gust]

discord is honestly fun

[orchid crown]

true untill you get obsessed

[lean gust]

and that is coming from an introvert

[cloud ledge]

I am bi.

[orchid crown]

samee

[orchid crown]

oh cool ig

[cloud ledge]

Relatable.

[lean gust]

noice

[orchid crown]

anyways I gtg

[lean gust]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-daniel-radcliffe-good-bye-bye-wave-gif-4599867

[cloud ledge]

Bye!

[grim edge]

me when

[lean gust]

by

[orchid crown]

au revoir

[cloud ledge]

Bye dancer

[lean gust]

bye chessable guy

[stable mirage]

ok car

[grim edge]

Thank you. Finally someone who says so

[fleet scroll]

what do you mean? I just mean that in the sense that my brain doesn't turn to mush when I talk to women like it does when I talk to people I'm attracted to

[grim edge]

@jaunty kindle

[frail rampart]

COME NOW, TAKE THE STEP
DON'T LOOK BACK, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
FOR YOU BEYOND THE VEIL
YOU'VE TRIED, AND YET YOU FAILED
TO SAVE HER
CLAWS UPON YOUR HEART
RIP AND TEAR YOUR SOUL APART
YOU'VE LOST THE GAME
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME
WHEN YOU STAND BEFORE A GOD

[grim edge]

either he has speech impediment or has some underlying health issues

[fleet scroll]

not really

[lament jacinth]

Means he has social anxiety

[fleet scroll]

easiest way for me to tell if a guy likes me is how he reacts if I tease him

no?

[lament jacinth]

💀

[fleet scroll]

yes?

😭

[lament jacinth]

Thats crazy

[grim edge]

🫂

[fleet scroll]

shy + giggles

[lament jacinth]

DAHLIA

[grim edge]

LIYA

[blissful pecan]

:3

[lament jacinth]

Okay definitely only gay guys act like that

[fleet scroll]

lmao

[lament jacinth]

MEOW?

[opal yacht]

hi

[lament jacinth]

Helllo

[fleet scroll]

that's the fun part, you don't

gaydar is usually pretty accurate, but it takes a long time for things

because the consequences for being rejected can be more than just someone saying no

[woeful abyss]

This might sound dumb but how could i make freinds in this cord?

[fleet scroll]

because I live and work in a very conservative area

[lament jacinth]

Talking to people

[fleet scroll]

US

[woeful abyss]

Meaning?

[lament jacinth]

Using your words and conversing with others

[woeful abyss]

I meant how could I start off

[lament jacinth]

By talking

[grim edge]

BADUM TSSS

[heavy swallow]

Am I gay Y or N

[lament jacinth]

DUN DUN DAAAAAAA

[woeful abyss]

😭

[fleet scroll]

no idea who you are, but I'll say yes because you're a bozo

[lament jacinth]

DAYUM YOURE 2700

[woeful abyss]

I just pushed 2700 like 10 mins ago

[heavy swallow]

I’m 1600

[fleet scroll]

it's intuitive. kinda hard to explain it

[lament jacinth]

DAYUMMMM

[heavy swallow]

There is a simpler way to tell if someone is gay

Just ask

[jaunty kindle]

[fleet scroll]

yeah no, don't do that at work or anything

[heavy swallow]

Why not

[lament jacinth]

Okay picture this, you say Hi, Dude A responds with. Sup girl,

Dude B responds with. OH MY GOSHH HEYYY GIRLIEEE

Which one is the outlier

[fleet scroll]

because it's considered harassment

[heavy swallow]

Harizzment

[fleet scroll]

nerdy engineers

[heavy swallow]

Femboys >

[fleet scroll]

pass

[lament jacinth]

💀

[heavy swallow]

Nerds are Ight but like some nerds are quite strange

[fleet scroll]

27

[grim edge]

WEEE WOOOO WEEEE WOOOO

[heavy swallow]

Gotham city has a lot of engineers btw

[lament jacinth]

BADA BADA BADABAD BAAAAAA

[fleet scroll]

depends on whether or not I meet the right person

[heavy swallow]

A 6’7 nerdy engineer

[fleet scroll]

6'4

oh you mean the person

[heavy swallow]

6’4 best height ?

[fleet scroll]

I'm 6'4, guy I'm talking to is 6'0

[heavy swallow]

That quite tall

[fleet scroll]

dunno

[verbal thunder]

im done for

[heavy swallow]

Perfect height is like 6’4

[verbal thunder]

cooked

[fleet scroll]

when I was in school, I found that I felt the way about boys my friends were saying they felt about girls

[verbal thunder]

they gave me a packet bro @grim edge

[heavy swallow]

I’m a girl and I like femboys am I gay ?

Well

[fleet scroll]

😭

ask your parents

[heavy swallow]

The stuff I have to teach you

[verbal thunder]

buddy we arent doing grouping

[heavy swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-27609617

[grim edge]

A boy who dress like a girl so it's gay u could say

[heavy swallow]

Femboy = feminine boy

[grim edge]

wdym?

what do u mean what your type

like my type of liking someone?

I'd say funny, doesn't have to be smart, and kind

[verbal thunder]

lets change the subject

[jaunty kindle]

@grim edge the screaming guy just striked as you left

[verbal thunder]

whats going on with the WCC??

[grim edge]

glad that i left. let's do puzzles

[jaunty kindle]

chess.com puzzles?

[grim edge]

yes so you can stream

I used to like femboy but cause of a girl I just turn straight o-o

how good is Martin Shkreli at chess

[jaunty kindle]

Why dont you stream

[grim edge]

okay, but uhm

[jaunty kindle]

I also dont have premium lol

[verbal thunder]

dont resort to lichess man

i feel so nasty saying that word

[grim edge]

well I'm straight now :)

[lament jacinth]

A girl that doesn't like you back in any single way:))

[verbal thunder]

real

[grim edge]

Idc :)

[lament jacinth]

Im not he knows the girl doesn't like him back what can I say he's simping

[verbal thunder]

hes a chess player

[lament jacinth]

It's weird

[grim edge]

It's not even weird :|

[lament jacinth]

If someone doesn't like you you move on Lil bro

[grim edge]

Like we just friend but I like her :|

[lament jacinth]

It is

[keen parrot]

what did i miss

[grim edge]

I never even told her I like her or anything :|

[lament jacinth]

Yes but crushes end when yiu realise she doesn't like you back and you don't have a chance

[keen parrot]

unless you have an obsession in which case you need to get your brain checked

[lament jacinth]

real

Obsessions are unhealthy

[grim edge]

I already know she would jump out of no where and say stuff like that :)

[lament jacinth]

Well it's cringe and you needa Move on man otherwise you're gonna sit here and be heart broken over a girl who doesn't want you back, I'm tryna care for you man

[grim edge]

The point is I just like her idc is she doesn't like me back it's doesn't matter like I'm just saying I like her

[lament jacinth]

That's called having an obsession

And its unhealthy

[grim edge]

U don't know enough about me to say that's unhealthy

[keen parrot]

holy shit

[lament jacinth]

I've heard everything you've said about her and yes I know it is unhealthy

[keen parrot]

😭

[wise mortar]

Typical

[grim edge]

idc dude

idc if it's unhealthy

[lament jacinth]

Well I do. If you're willing to say weird stuiff about my friend and sinp for her when she clearly doesn't like you back then it is a problem

[wise mortar]

Bro a simp

[grim edge]

Dawg I think I flirt with a lot of ppl here for fun not just her...

[wise mortar]

Never go full simp

Flirt with me

[grim edge]

ask chocolate I make joke and pick up line with bro all the time

[lament jacinth]

Well u don't talk about anyone like you do her. Stop flirting with her, she doesn't like it, you talk about wanting her all the time it's not a joke and it's just unhealthy cause you've gotten to the point of realisation where you know you'll never have a chance and yet you continue

[wise mortar]

Flirt with liya she is friendly

[grim edge]

I haven't been flirting with her for like a week bro o-o

[lament jacinth]

I don't u dare

[lament jacinth]

You were just talking about changing your gender for her

[verbal thunder]

make it a habit

[wise mortar]

Ok she is “raging old dwarf” like someone said

[lament jacinth]

WHAT

[wise mortar]

[grim edge]

not gender bro I'm a dude

[gloomy pier]

hii everybody

[lament jacinth]

"I usually like femboys but she makes me straight" quote from you

[wise mortar]

Oh different sentence, apologies

[grim edge]

ye I'm still a dude I just lose interest of it

U know what I give up u win fck this shit

[wise mortar]

Bro

[grim edge]

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with u about some stupid shit u can have ur friend idc anymore

[wise mortar]

Damn

[lament jacinth]

Bro be her friend just atop talking about her so weirdly, and stop simping it's honestly annoying

[grim edge]

Im not simping

first of all

[lament jacinth]

Yes you are no need to hide the truth

[grim edge]

Bro like Im sure I flirt with a lot of ppl here for fun as jokes

like I already say u win like why are u even keep going

[lament jacinth]

Stop covering up the truth you told me you like her and i told you she's not interested and you're still trying

[grim edge]

Dawg listen here Idc I said I already give up

[lament jacinth]

Okay then stop constantly mentioning her

[grim edge]

U win

[grim edge]

I have not mention her at all except for the starting message

and that was it

[lament jacinth]

Yes so stop making those comments they're weird

And obsessive

[lime lava]

Sup bro
How are you doing?

[grim edge]

I already told u this shit I said u win

[wise mortar]

Ok bro

[lament jacinth]

Pass the phone to mairos imposter

[wise mortar]

Dont give up bro

[grim edge]

idc anymore so let stop talking about this stupid shit I already I gave u

[wise mortar]

Chase your love

[lament jacinth]

Geez didn't have to get so mad

[wise mortar]

Never let go your true love

[lime lava]

He is currently having a huge sh1t

[grim edge]

she not gonna like me back anyway

[wise mortar]

Dang

Go to gym

Or play caro kann

[lament jacinth]

Check dm

[grim edge]

The fact I just got got new dumbbells lol

[wise mortar]

Im a minor

[lament jacinth]

As am I

[wise mortar]

Pump it up

[wise mortar]

Im not a minor

[grim edge]

I got 2 50lbs

[lament jacinth]

Start mining then

[wise mortar]

Huh

[lament jacinth]

Heh

[wise mortar]

Start now

[grim edge]

nah I'll do it later cause I'm eating lol

[keen parrot]

worst advice ever

[grim edge]

tbh to think about it ye that's kinda a bad advice

[wise mortar]

Ok give up and start gym

[keen parrot]

if she doesnt like you back its time to move on

[wise mortar]

True

[grim edge]

true

I'll probably find someone else

[lime lava]

Exactly... remember
Dont let your wife prevent you from finding your true love

[grim edge]

lmao

[wise mortar]

Dont get married

Its expensive, buy books,

And build pc

[grim edge]

aye atleast I still have soccer :D

[lime lava]

😐
Average 16 yo that watches andrew tate reels

[wise mortar]

Yes im an alpha male

I graduated from Alpha Camp

First class

[lime lava]

Buy books
Read
Get strong
Go run
Uhhh
Get rich
Then you get the 3AM motivation
Use it for 10 min
Get tired and go to sleep

[keen parrot]

this was the worst april fools joke ever btw @discord

[wise mortar]

Dang

[keen parrot]

im not saying what for

but whoever reported my message i hope both your pillowsides are warm

[wise mortar]

Jokes on you its cold here

[karmic heron]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-goat-lick-tongue-out-gif-5193394

all im sayin

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[warm spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-drive-store-grocery-store-gif-26093069

[grim edge]

Hahahaha

[wise mortar]

Dang i love this movie

[covert cosmos]

hi

[wise mortar]

One blocked massage

[covert cosmos]

me

[wise mortar]

One blocked massage

[wise mortar]

Butter up

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-gif-26825514

[grim edge]

hola

[minor spoke]

Hi bots

[grim edge]

u r the bot

[minor spoke]

How am i the bot...

Im the most mentally stable person here lets be real

[wise mortar]

I am

[grim edge]

exactly

[minor spoke]

Note person

[grim edge]

u r the most mentally stable that why u r the bot

[minor spoke]

😭

[lime lava]

Tryna fight me?

[minor spoke]

Not at all

[lime lava]

You are tryna steal my title
No ONE STEALS MY TITLE
not even John cena

[compact mantle]

Why are you proving his point🤣

[minor spoke]

Fr

[wise mortar]

John

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-spongebob-crazy-laughing-laughing-hysterically-gif-17254630

[stable mirage]

purrrr

[wise mortar]

Hi mod

[minor spoke]

Ur the most furry here

[lime lava]

Yo sup sirius
UwU

[stable mirage]

UwU

[lime lava]

:3

[stable mirage]

;3

[minor spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/flipyyy-gif-1768078456175931673

[lime lava]

Nhya >.<

[wise mortar]

Is that a crow

[minor spoke]

Looks like a pigeon to me

[stable mirage]

is that a pigeon

[wise mortar]

Bird arent real bozo

[minor spoke]

Ur a pigeon

[stable mirage]

ok 600

I could have sworn pigeon had a d in the spelling but apparently not

[minor spoke]

💀

[wise mortar]

Bro 600

[lime lava]

I thinks birds are holograms tbh
Just like the moon
Thats why you can never touch them

[wise mortar]

Birds are goverment spies be careful

[minor spoke]

I ate a part of the moon yesterday

[stable mirage]

cheese?

[wise mortar]

Dang

[minor spoke]

Yeah

[wise mortar]

Eat sirius

She is tasty

[minor spoke]

...

[stable mirage]

meow

[minor spoke]

Im tastier

Sirius validated

[stable mirage]

it’s true 😔

[wise mortar]

Nah you are expired

[minor spoke]

...

[stable mirage]

don’t talk about her like that!!

[wise mortar]

Typical 400 elo chat

[wise mortar]

Ok femboy

[minor spoke]

Assuming genders in 2024 smh

[wise mortar]

Sorry ro/ok

[honest drift]

[minor spoke]

Whered sirius go

[stable mirage]

sorry mom

[minor spoke]

...

[wise mortar]

..

[minor spoke]

.

[honest drift]

Was your dad an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth.@stable mirage

[wise mortar]

Dang

Sirius just got pickled

[grim edge]

:3

[honest drift]

@stable mirage

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

[wise mortar]

Where is ran rhy the nonce

[minor spoke]

Where is @everyone

[wise mortar]

Here

[stable mirage]

[honest drift]

maybe I can make you forget about him

[wise mortar]

@zealous marlin

Huh

[stable mirage]

get help

and no

[honest drift]

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

[humble oracle]

can relate

[stable mirage]

please don’t talk to me

[minor spoke]

@stable mirage stop cheating im breaking up smh

[wise mortar]

Femboys break up

[honest drift]

Why not

[stable mirage]

[stable mirage]

because I asked you to

[minor spoke]

💀

[wise mortar]

Bro e-cheating

[honest drift]

Alr

[minor spoke]

Not my fault

[stable mirage]

[honest drift]

@minor spoke

[minor spoke]

What

[honest drift]

@minor spoke

[minor spoke]

WHAT

[honest drift]

O

[keen parrot]

time for an e-breakup

[minor spoke]

What happened to ur story

I need to catch up on the tea

[keen parrot]

wdym

[honest drift]

Your love life

[minor spoke]

Rizzgod got it 👀

[keen parrot]

yeah basically we broke up cause her parents are setting her up w someone else, shes afraid to get disowned so has to say yes

[honest drift]

Damn

[stable mirage]

L parents fr

[keen parrot]

damn pickle what is that jerking emoji

[wise mortar]

e-love

[stable mirage]

rare L usually parents are great

[minor spoke]

Damn wtf

[stable mirage]

but interfering with dating is ehhhh

[wise mortar]

Huh what is that reaction

Lmao

[keen parrot]

they wouldnt even get her a phone for months

she just got unlucky with having shit parents ig

[minor spoke]

Bro had an ldr theyve got a point 👀

But still that sucks

[stable mirage]

[keen parrot]

eh i didnt even meet her parents, they only knew of my existence not me personally

but whatever its time to move on

[minor spoke]

Oh

Did u stop talking to her

[wise mortar]

Lmaooooooooo

AHHHHAAHAH

[keen parrot]

its for the best

[minor spoke]

What

Rizzgod chill out

[wise mortar]

Lowkey want to buy nitro just for that emoji

[minor spoke]

Prolly ig

[wise mortar]

Show me again

[keen parrot]

time to focus on myself for a bit

[wise mortar]

Pls

Dont react, just post it

[stable mirage]

ask the child in dms

[minor spoke]

Ur still young right, u got it lol

Theres time

[keen parrot]

and if something happens in the future, like some kind of rekindling then thats fine, if not then that has to be fine too

[minor spoke]

Wtf rizzgod

[minor spoke]

WHAT CHILD

[keen parrot]

[lament jacinth]

It is pickle

[stable mirage]

pickle is definitely a child

[minor spoke]

Oh

LIYA IS BACK

[keen parrot]

its always funny when people on discord call me young hah

[wise mortar]

Got u btch, mods ban this guy

[honest drift]

Pickles are great, but you're definitely the best snack I've come across 😉

[keen parrot]

ill be in my 20s in 2 months

[stable mirage]

wtf :old

[wise mortar]

[minor spoke]

Nvm u old af

[honest drift]

That's edited

[keen parrot]

thats better

[wise mortar]

The other one please

[minor spoke]

LMao

cue jeopardy music

[wise mortar]

Lmayo

[sweet yoke]

what the frick liya is mine 😠

[honest drift]

Get into e-commerce business earn AF get a bugatti and flex and get bishes

[wise mortar]

Type faster

[minor spoke]

Omg its less than jia three

[honest drift]

Wtf

[minor spoke]

💀

[wise mortar]

Liya is asexual leave her alone

[keen parrot]

eli would be upset if he was able to read

[honest drift]

[keen parrot]

shes a sexual what

[minor spoke]

Rizzgod does not deserve nitro

[honest drift]

No she's bisekual

[wise mortar]

Yeah addie

[minor spoke]

I think ur the random person

[sweet yoke]

he’d be too cool to care anyway😒

[stable mirage]

meow

[minor spoke]

:)

:(

[wise mortar]

:0

[stable mirage]

:3

[honest drift]

Who's Eli

[keen parrot]

hes probably talking to another guy right now

[wise mortar]

Elongated deez nuts

[keen parrot]

telling him how he would give him foot massages

[sweet yoke]

no he’s actually in the bathroom rn

[honest drift]

[stable mirage]

proof

[keen parrot]

oh, how do you know

[minor spoke]

@lyric barn I DIDNT GET IT BACK

[sweet yoke]

he told me

[stable mirage]

wrong jia

[keen parrot]

call her house she will reply

[minor spoke]

??

[sweet yoke]

HELLO?

[minor spoke]

What

[minor spoke]

Nvm 💀

[keen parrot]

嘉

[sweet yoke]

i’m the only valid jia sorry

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-day-wishes-for-wife-chocolate-day-wishes-chocolate-day-quotes-chocolates-chocolate-cake-gif-9018708983503948691

[honest drift]

🧢

[lament jacinth]

Ew what

[sweet yoke]

so cute

[wise mortar]

I am the real jia

[keen parrot]

i will rename myself on jia and be permanently online
i will steal your name and your identity

[sweet yoke]

sure…

[minor spoke]

Fr

[wise mortar]

Whar

[honest drift]

That's cute af

[sweet yoke]

join vc and turn on ur cam😂😂😂🫵🏻🫵🏻

[minor spoke]

💀 💀 💀

[keen parrot]

say no more which one do i join

[minor spoke]

R u srs lmaooo

[lament jacinth]

💀

[daring hinge]

lol

[sweet yoke]

not today

[honest drift]

Bruh

[keen parrot]

mhm, scared of my stunning beauty?

[sweet yoke]

don’t steal my lines

[honest drift]

Ikr

[keen parrot]

too late princess

[lament jacinth]

Im scared of this chat

[keen parrot]

as you should be

[sweet yoke]

liya help me idk what’s up with vimun but he’s being molesting

[keen parrot]

😭

[honest drift]

Dw

[minor spoke]

Hes coping with his breakup

[keen parrot]

please dont

[sweet yoke]

sorry im loyal to MY princess

[keen parrot]

i dont need another discord warning

[lament jacinth]

Being molesting???? 💀

[minor spoke]

💀

[sweet yoke]

😞😞😞💔💔💔

[wise mortar]

May mods nuke this chat

[compact mantle]

Classic vimun

[honest drift]

You being jealous that vimun is more handsome than eli

[lament jacinth]

Oh my gosh who's that

[keen parrot]

fin

[wise mortar]

Me

[minor spoke]

Vimun rizz is next level

[sweet yoke]

AHAHAHAHA FINNIE BOY? yessss

[sweet yoke]

not possible sorry🩷

[keen parrot]

i knew it pookie, you are cheating on me with fin!

[lament jacinth]

Jia im sad now

[minor spoke]

💀

[keen parrot]

no more rawrs for you!

[compact mantle]

I would too tbf

[sweet yoke]

im not cheating on anyone 🩷

[compact mantle]

No homo

[minor spoke]

Cap

[sweet yoke]

yes homo

[wise mortar]

Typical nonsense chat

[compact mantle]

Homie*

[minor spoke]

This is progressively increasing the brainrot levels

[keen parrot]

you would cheat on me?? this is heartbreaking news

[wise mortar]

Peak brainrot

[minor spoke]

Someone help

[compact mantle]

We just chilling

[sweet yoke]

ok he’s back bye

[minor spoke]

Fr

[wise mortar]

Anyway who needs femboy maid

[compact mantle]

Tuff, but it’s fin

[minor spoke]

Whos back

[honest drift]

@minor spoke

[keen parrot]

good luck soldier

[minor spoke]

I DONT HAVE FEMBOY MAID

[sweet yoke]

the menace

[keen parrot]

el eli

[minor spoke]

What menace 💀

[keen parrot]

elizabeth

[wise mortar]

Rip

[compact mantle]

The queen respawned

[minor spoke]

Wow

Ok yall vote do i remove this clown thing or nah

[keen parrot]

yea

[minor spoke]

I think i shud

[minor spoke]

Okk

[wise mortar]

U are

[minor spoke]

Alr that feels better lowk

[compact mantle]

Idk I am a professional myself

[minor spoke]

Im me again

[keen parrot]

im a professional racist

[compact mantle]

Should be fine

[wise mortar]

Reported

[minor spoke]

FIght unity

[sweet yoke]

yass

[keen parrot]

unity? god i hate that clown

[honest drift]

Say the n word

[keen parrot]

n||ahhh||

[minor spoke]

Hes gotta be more racist

[wise mortar]

Nimzo-Indian

[sweet yoke]

i can’t believe im being distracted from my grind by discord

[compact mantle]

I’m a waiter, but similar work ambience

[compact mantle]

What grind

[honest drift]

*vimun

[keen parrot]

dont let us bums distract you go prepare for your thingy

[minor spoke]

What grind... isnt it like midnight or sum

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[compact mantle]

Thats why its a grind

[minor spoke]

Thingy 👀

[keen parrot]

shes going to america like borat

[stable mirage]

I love thingy

[minor spoke]

💀

[grim edge]

:3

[wise mortar]

International Relations?

[sweet yoke]

in 2 daysss

[stable mirage]

:3

[sweet yoke]

yessss

[wise mortar]

Nice

[minor spoke]

Myanmar is cool

[compact mantle]

Nice

[sweet yoke]

im making this research and im on page 40

[wise mortar]

Play chess

[keen parrot]

[minor spoke]

Wait what in 2 days

[sweet yoke]

and im not done and my flight is in 2 days 😭😭😭

[wise mortar]

The candidates

[keen parrot]

take cocaine

[honest drift]

[grim edge]

cringe

[keen parrot]

is the cocaine good in sicily idek

[compact mantle]

Well you can always sleep on the plane

[sweet yoke]

no i need smth to help me focus

[honest drift]

Shut

[compact mantle]

Mafia

[sweet yoke]

no i need to study

[minor spoke]

CHOCLATE

[lament jacinth]

Bro rizz knows no gender

[wise mortar]

Thats why u take it

[keen parrot]

it enhances

[minor spoke]

Choclate is goated it enhances brainpower

[honest drift]

Ithoughthewasfemale

[compact mantle]

Studying makes you lose gains

[wise mortar]

Chocolate makes u feminine

[minor spoke]

...no

[honest drift]

I like white chocolate(made at home)

[sweet yoke]

is that why im underweight

[minor spoke]

Racist smh

[keen parrot]

@minor spoke are you turning me into a femboy is this true

[wise mortar]

Just look at Sirius

[grim edge]

i am

[minor spoke]

Nonononono

[compact mantle]

That and your diet probably

[keen parrot]

im too tall to be a femboy lets be real

[minor spoke]

How tall

[keen parrot]

6ft

[minor spoke]

Cant be taller than liya

Wtf thats not possible

[wise mortar]

[honest drift]

Tall with mini skirt perfect combo

[grim edge]

can you pick me up

[minor spoke]

Liya is peak height

[keen parrot]

i only know one person on discord thats shorter than liya

[compact mantle]

Biggest swedish fish fr

[wise mortar]

BRUH

[minor spoke]

💀

[honest drift]

Ig she's like 4 11

[wise mortar]

Yeah Liya’s kitten

[minor spoke]

No liek 3 2

[wise mortar]

Bro a hobbit

[keen parrot]

liya is like 58 inches okay thats uh

[minor spoke]

Thats like mashus katana length

[keen parrot]

thats more than nothing

[wise mortar]

Liya isnt taller than your pawn piece

[stable mirage]

I’ll pick you up

[grim edge]

yayy

[honest drift]

Gay

[stable mirage]

I watched a tutorial on picking up ducks

[grim edge]

how to pick up a duck

[minor spoke]

How is that gay

[keen parrot]

its not

[grim edge]

i love those videos

[compact mantle]

Duck is involved tbf

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/hunt-hunting-onthehunt-daffyduck-looneytunes-gif-4712577

[minor spoke]

One way to do it

[lament jacinth]

Why do I leave and people are STILL MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT

[keen parrot]

idk who started it

[minor spoke]

Oopsies

[honest drift]

4 11

[wise mortar]

Thats why u dont feed ur kid shwarma

[lament jacinth]

4'10

[minor spoke]

LMAO

[honest drift]

Shit

[keen parrot]

round it up big girl

[minor spoke]

Wait not to the height 💀 that was to the previous message

[lament jacinth]

5 ft with shoes on 🤓

[wise mortar]

Dont lie

[compact mantle]

Calling Liya big is like calling a nun naughty

[honest drift]

That's mean

[keen parrot]

what type of shoes add an inch

[lament jacinth]

Many do

[honest drift]

Heels

[minor spoke]

LOL

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-heels-omw-patrick-high-heels-gif-21048647

[keen parrot]

i doubt she wears heels on a day to day basis

[lament jacinth]

They add about 3 but too bad I don't even own a pair

Lmao

[minor spoke]

Dont try to be taller, just embrace urself how u r

[keen parrot]

me in heels would be godly

[finite jasper]

Platforms are cool

[keen parrot]

my ass would look heavenly, it already does but it would be even more

[honest drift]

Customized shoez? With a thiccc base?

[wise mortar]

Short girls got their own market dw

[minor spoke]

Bro put 3 cs

[finite jasper]

Ngl when people ask me how tall I am I be lying

[lament jacinth]

Im fine being 4'10

And .6 of an inch

[minor spoke]

Wrong reply or what

[keen parrot]

oh totally, im part of the market

[honest drift]

Short

[lament jacinth]

Heh

[minor spoke]

💀

[keen parrot]

and this isnt a rizz at liya she knows that

[wise mortar]

This guy

[minor spoke]

Needs to specify

[lament jacinth]

Im not into grandpas it's okay

[wise mortar]

Bro rizzing like there’s no tomorrow

[keen parrot]

okay child

[minor spoke]

Lmao vimun is rizzing every female that enters

[honest drift]

[sweet yoke]

i love heels

[wise mortar]

Reported

[minor spoke]

Sirius fr

[honest drift]

Sirius don't have a cat

[keen parrot]

i would buy a pair for myself but i dont think they make em in size 45

[minor spoke]

Sirius is a cat

[sweet yoke]

i can’t wait to wear only heels for 3 days!

[wise mortar]

Huh

[sweet yoke]

and then dance in them too

[minor spoke]

Soudns painful

[keen parrot]

and trip and hit your head on the corner of a table

[minor spoke]

Wtf r u even doing

[wise mortar]

Heels are cute

[lament jacinth]

You're short in other places

[honest drift]

[wise mortar]

Dont

[minor spoke]

I tried heels once and i couldnt walk

[sweet yoke]

clubbing after 3 days of conference duh

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-reaction-really-gif-27425089

[sweet yoke]

hopefully no

[minor spoke]

What 😭

[keen parrot]

clubbing is mid i prefer sitting at home rotting away in my chair

[wise mortar]

U need to practice first

[minor spoke]

Yeah but like who wants to practice

[wise mortar]

Bar > night clubs

[minor spoke]

OK BUDDDY

[lament jacinth]

Illegal rizz

[wise mortar]

BRO

[minor spoke]

Fr

[wise mortar]

Reporttttt

[minor spoke]

Bro gotta chill out

[sweet yoke]

you heard it

[keen parrot]

jia is a party animal

[honest drift]

[minor spoke]

Wait tell me more what r u doing lmao

[minor spoke]

In heels

[keen parrot]

she needs to hit her quota of dominican djs kissed

[sweet yoke]

model united nations

[minor spoke]

Please tell me ur taller than liya

[wise mortar]

Huh

[sweet yoke]

HELP

[minor spoke]

OH W

[keen parrot]

am i wrong though

[sweet yoke]

in athens >

[minor spoke]

...

[sweet yoke]

not even

[wise mortar]

So you are aiming for diplomat jobs?

[sweet yoke]

just sometimes

[minor spoke]

...

[keen parrot]

compared to me you are but im not the best example

[sweet yoke]

yea but i want to work more in the background

[minor spoke]

I barely party 😭

[wise mortar]

Find a lot relations NOW, or you will regret it

[honest drift]

🤓 🤓 🤓

[minor spoke]

💀

[wise mortar]

A lot of internships

[sweet yoke]

oh dw i alr have my job for next year secured

[minor spoke]

JOB?!

[wise mortar]

Nice nice

[keen parrot]

jia you should "make connections" with a lot of the higher up dudes organizing and you will get so many opportunities

[sweet yoke]

in an NGO that is part of the UN ECOSOC

[honest drift]

It's not what you think it is

[minor spoke]

Bro jia child prodigy

[sweet yoke]

it’s the same one with which im doing this debate contest

[keen parrot]

well shes an adult so i dont know how that works

[wise mortar]

Good luck, it’s cutthroat business out there

[sweet yoke]

but next year i’ll be working there as a staff

[minor spoke]

Used to be child prodigy

[keen parrot]

nah thats me

[sweet yoke]

well i don’t want to be an ambassador but work in the background i said :3 which will be relatively easier

[glossy radish]

hi

[honest drift]

[minor spoke]

R u the smartest dude in ur class

[wise mortar]

The :3 is unneeded

[minor spoke]

No

[sweet yoke]

only on thursdays

[sweet yoke]

:3 :3 :3

[minor spoke]

Today isnt thursday

[minor spoke]

Furry everyone run 😭

[honest drift]

[keen parrot]

:3

[glossy radish]

:(

[keen parrot]

real talk though if she was id respect her so much less its crazy

[minor spoke]

LOL

[sweet yoke]

of course not bro

[minor spoke]

That applies to anyone

[sweet yoke]

im the most normalest person ever

😒

[minor spoke]

Ill fight u

[sweet yoke]

im too normal for that

[wise mortar]

Where is the rizzgod, bro is meditating on his mistake

[keen parrot]

tbh i respect you the most out of anyone in chat rn

[minor spoke]

Ill fight u for more normal

[sweet yoke]

dabs

[keen parrot]

but i like my other frens too

[minor spoke]

Im offended smh

[wise mortar]

Rispek

[keen parrot]

hey you are up there too

[honest drift]

I'm thinking about a good rizz rn

[sweet yoke]

NOW THAT WAS FUN

[umbral wind]

nah he aint

[sweet yoke]

BYE NERDS🩷

[wise mortar]

Go on son

[keen parrot]

fun chatting back to work

[keen parrot]

shut up fin

[minor spoke]

Alr i gtg bye chat 😭

[keen parrot]

cya

[sweet yoke]

💪🏻

[keen parrot]

jia i will be lurking here if i see you come back i will call your parents

[glossy radish]

good

[keen parrot]

now work

[minor spoke]

[minor spoke]

Shutup

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHHHHH

[wise mortar]

Ok now only stinky femboys left in the chat

[keen parrot]

good point i need to take a shower

[umbral wind]

Nah chocolate always out to get me he’s weird

[wise mortar]

Im going to watch danya videos and sleep, fck u bozos

[honest drift]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

[keen parrot]

sleep well pookiebear

[wise mortar]

Too late

[wise mortar]

Dont

[honest drift]

Bruh😭

[minor spoke]

V is a bully help

[keen parrot]

are you pickle the rizzgod? cause you got BAKA written all over you

[honest drift]

[minor spoke]

💀💀

[honest drift]

Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1qEmFfgcLObUfQm0j1W2CK?si=d672f58340304ac0

[honest drift]

[minor spoke]

Rizz fight mashu

[glossy radish]

ahhhhhh short lady alert

[fallen fern]

https://www.tiktok.com/@kiu_design_/video/7350622123058072834? The vids my sister sends me

Should I invest in this

[glossy radish]

no

[fallen fern]

lasagne :C u were supposed to say yes

Feed into my delusions

[minor spoke]

LMAO that came unprompted from me now u

[grim edge]

what is a femboy

[minor spoke]

Sirius

[honest drift]

@minor spoke

[grim edge]

Huhu

[finite jasper]

😭

[glossy radish]

what?

[glossy radish]

never

[fallen fern]

Finally someone who gets it

Cultured you are, cultured!!

[fallen fern]

You have to

[glossy radish]

i didn’t even see the video