💬〡general-off-topic

[lime lava]

🔑

[grim edge]

@raw thunder look at your friend!

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[clear night]

Hewwo. How do I find out if someone is an AI/Old man?

[finite jasper]

Statistics

[clear night]

Statistics reveal very interesting performances across the totally not cherry-picked data.

[finite jasper]

Indeed

[novel moat]

[lament jacinth]

Resign

Also

#💬〡chess-talk

[cloud ledge]

these lil kids need to stop pinging me

ur losing so resign

[vestal urchin]

on that albanian type grind

[cloud ledge]

Nice name but the blue-yellow combo looks weird on a heart.

Prequel to the 64 Balls out now. Let's welcome 32 Boys!

[cloud ledge]

Wait I remember you you're the grandma right? The one who likes sheet music boss?

[stuck kestrel]

en passant

obviously

[proud heath]

bro really took his time

[lament jacinth]

Im the grandma

[vagrant stump]

L

[lament jacinth]

Whats so L about that

[dim helm]

someones an old man if they put a comma before 'and'

[vagrant stump]

s

[dim helm]

wait wrong chat??

why am i here??

[lament jacinth]

Idk get out of here

[vagrant stump]

MEIN HERZ IN FLAMMEN

[dim helm]

ohh wait it went up

[vagrant stump]

S

[dim helm]

breh didnt notice

[wise mortar]

Typical

[lament jacinth]

400

Chat

[dim helm]

whyre you mentioning the plural form of my name🧐

[lament jacinth]

Or what big boy

[dim helm]

BRUH

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-gif-19916469

[lament jacinth]

Are you 12

[dim helm]

ok im done discord is being too weird

[wise mortar]

Call me big boy too 😳

[lament jacinth]

Why should I call you big boy

[dim helm]

no 😭

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[lament jacinth]

11?????

[vagrant stump]

Someone say the n word rq

[lament jacinth]

Nigeria

[dim helm]

no 😭

[quartz osprey]

qxf4?

[lament jacinth]

OH MY GOSH 10???

[dim helm]

no 😭

[wise mortar]

Nimzo-Indian

[vagrant stump]

type shit

[vagrant stump]

Id tap

[lament jacinth]

EVEN YOUNGER OH MY GOSH

[dim helm]

yes

[wise mortar]

Reported

[dim helm]

leg has seen my face

[lament jacinth]

8.??????????????

[dim helm]

he can confirm frfrfrfr

[vagrant stump]

how many legs is too many legs

[wise mortar]

Leg you are a nonce

[vagrant stump]

he can touch me

[wise mortar]

[dim helm]

no 😭

[wise mortar]

15

[dim helm]

also i got ' Quack' from the loot box thing and idk where to find it

discord's apparently

me too

(my only card game knowledge is blacjack)

help i forgor

i think it's on desktop

ver

I CANT FIND IT IM MAKING MYSEFL FRUSTRATED

i wish you get constipated

[finite jasper]

TBHK??

[slate owl]

im kitty

[dim helm]

ok it's apparently suppoed to be below Clips in user settings

i had to ask my friend

i hate myself

cuz

i always get hyperfocused on smth

and get frustrated if i dont finish it

[wise mortar]

Stinky one

[quartz osprey]

i made a ‫ text ‫

[wise mortar]

Ok

[dim helm]

tf

[quartz osprey]

i made a ‫ text ‫

[dim helm]

howd do you that

what

idek😭

if it is

then uhh

ye

[quartz osprey]

ᶜ

e5

not checkmate

why

0-0

wait isnt this general off topic server?

[dim helm]

IDK

IT FEELSBAD

ask my brain fe

fr*

[quartz osprey]

we need to shut up and talk about something different

[dim helm]

ok help me do that then

wait it;s already finsihed nvm

[fallen fern]

Leg do you ever sleep

[dim helm]

sometimes

[quartz osprey]

u dont understand off topic?

[dim helm]

your brain just clicks

[fallen fern]

I feel like ur always online

[quartz osprey]

sometimes sleep???

[dim helm]

i dont remember when was the last time it happened to me but yes

[quartz osprey]

oh

[fallen fern]

Interesting

[dim helm]

ppl dont do that??

[fallen fern]

Do what

[dim helm]

what

[fallen fern]

Have discord open 24/7?

No

[dim helm]

the thing leg said

[quartz osprey]

This is definitely not a misspled text.

[dim helm]

you ever get an aneurym reading missledped etxts

[fallen fern]

Aneurysm

😭????

[dim helm]

skill issue

tbf it's not there for me either soooo

[fallen fern]

Y’all wanna determine how many hours I study today, pick a number between 2-5

[dim helm]

0

[fallen fern]

Ky, leg, sweethearts

I said 2-5😭

[quartz osprey]

mispellde the ‫ text
‫

[dim helm]

uhhhhh

[fallen fern]

Ok bet

[dim helm]

4 yes

[fallen fern]

4 is a lucky number

I don’t live in Asia luckily

[dim helm]

lmao

i live there

save me

[fallen fern]

Thanks bro

[dim helm]

wait was it 4???

[fallen fern]

Ok now I pray and go home

Thanks for the entertainment kids

[dim helm]

OHHHHH

[fallen fern]

Mwah

[dim helm]

BRUH I MISREAD

i thought you asked how many hours have you stutied today

[quartz osprey]

💀
‫

[dim helm]

another L

wait what why am i not connected anymore

[quartz osprey]

edited ‫ ?

[dim helm]

what

what

[proud heath]

and white resigned

[dim helm]

chess.com

no im too lazy

honestly can i turn into a dude

no more makeups

[quartz osprey]

gender switch???

[silent quest]

In this era ,yes

[dim helm]

afford it for me yesyes

financially and socially

[quartz osprey]

same

[silent quest]

Horizontally

As well

(Umbilical cord)

[stable perch]

What do you ppl think of seeing an ad for a game review on chess.com?

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[nocturne elk]

don't give them ideas lol

[blazing scaffold]

can anyone pls pls join my server

can anyone pls pls join my server

[lament jacinth]

No advertising here

[grim edge]

nah that aint possible

[grim edge]

i used to be top 1000 bedwars playing in bedwars

[novel moat]

ok

[grim edge]

and top 5000 in codm

[grim edge]

and better than you

[novel moat]

?

[grim edge]

u heard me right

[novel moat]

idk man your rapid and bullet looking kinda rough

looks like skill issue tbh

[grim edge]

i stopped playing chess

[novel moat]

okay? not my fault

[grim edge]

your other stuff looking kinda rough

[novel moat]

blitz?

[grim edge]

like u got nothing better than just a high chess elo

[novel moat]

what

why would I ever want to be good at a minecraft minigame spending hours into that

[grim edge]

womp womp

[novel moat]

??

well its reasonable since you're just a teenager

[grim edge]

womp

[upbeat viper]

hi lovely chat

how's your day

[novel moat]

no bast go away

you dont have to see this

[grim edge]

cope

[novel moat]

you're 14 max dont talk to me

[grim edge]

cry about it

[novel moat]

acting like you're so tough with your thousands of minecraft hours

[grim edge]

womppppppp

[grim edge]

cry about it

[novel moat]

holy shit you're actually cringe

[grim edge]

he didnt cope 😦

[strange skiff]

it’s the chess club, we’re all cringe

[upbeat viper]

no u

[strange skiff]

lol

[jaunty kindle]

[novel moat]

nono this was a special case I'm sorry

[lament jacinth]

Chess club is located within #💬〡chess-talk

[humble nexus]

how do I transfer my diamond subscription to another account if it's closed

[lament jacinth]

You dont

[lament jacinth]

Why is your other account closed

[humble nexus]

idk it said closed

doesn't give any other information

[lament jacinth]

Whats the account name

[midnight umbra]

I agree

[humble nexus]

i forgot i haven't played in a while like 8 months

brb

[lament jacinth]

Tell me when you find it

[blissful relic]

uwu

[humble nexus]

let me ask my brother I lent it to him

cuz i quit chess and I don't play it anymore

[lament jacinth]

@humble nexus it says you're already a diamond member

[humble nexus]

where

[lament jacinth]

On your profile

[humble nexus]

my main account got closed

[lament jacinth]

For what

[humble nexus]

and i don't want the diamond to go to waste

idk it doesn't say it just says closed

[lament jacinth]

Tell me the username

[humble nexus]

ok i think it's skullyardd

idk if he ever changed it or not

[lament jacinth]

Thats your current chess.com account

[humble nexus]

yea

[lament jacinth]

It's not closed

[humble nexus]

huh

nvm im so dumb omg

i logged into the wrong account HAHA

[lament jacinth]

💀

[humble nexus]

naur i forgot i changed my email no wonder

[grim edge]

No wonder they say "chess players are smart" is wrong

[humble nexus]

yea LMAO

[karmic heron]

na ? asunyrem

[grim edge]

cause of bobby fischer

and kramnik

[honest drift]

Liya

Wsg

[solar pilot]

E

[honest drift]

Shut

[solar pilot]

.

[karmic heron]

what inspired ur name?

[honest drift]

Well my rizz is good

[grim edge]

my ceiling is leaking so much

sounds like a sink

[karmic heron]

U can't just drop that, I need proof

[honest drift]

Want me to rizz you?

[midnight moon]

1v1 me

[karmic heron]

No

[midnight moon]

1v1 me

[honest drift]

Bruh

[karmic heron]

I need a neutral hypothetical demonstration

[midnight moon]

one v one me

[karmic heron]

in PubG?

[midnight moon]

no

[honest drift]

There ain't no female online rn

[midnight moon]

5m 3 m or blitz

[karmic heron]

^^^

[midnight moon]

get irl gf

[midnight moon]

nasisquickatchess

1 m blitz ?

[karmic heron]

naur

Just had suhur, cant think

[lament jacinth]

Smells like simp

[karmic heron]

U need a tāʾ marbūṭah at the end of jāʾiʿ dude

Im speaking enchanting table out here

[lament jacinth]

You're speaking nonsense lmao

[karmic heron]

bruh im saying ur statement at the end of bio is in the wrong gender, if ur female then the verb needs to be changed to the feminine conjugation, I just said it in funny transliteration

[lament jacinth]

It was supposed to be a joke I know

[lament jacinth]

You'd prefer me to say ‎‏أنا جعانه

??

[karmic heron]

LMAO bro changed it

nice

And u used ʿāmmiyah

[lament jacinth]

Don't start on the top part. It's a quote not even my words

[karmic heron]

I know bruh

Also how u hungry if suhur was like 2 seconds ago lmao?

[lament jacinth]

Im always hungry

No matter what

[karmic heron]

on God bro

oh wait ur also asia timing

that makes sense

[lament jacinth]

No

[midnight moon]

number one on the lb in 30 zec blitz

[karmic heron]

confuzzling bruh

[vestal urchin]

the depravity

[verbal thunder]

someone please

explain to me how this is wrong

i dont get this shit

its pissing me off

[proven drift]

My head wana burst open like a popcorn

[verbal thunder]

that is my answer

[olive crane]

can someone help me here

i cant figure dis out

[verbal thunder]

wait wait let me get help first rq

i gotta do this today

@chrome hornet where you at brodie

[severe flower]

someoen wanna play iml 500

[verbal thunder]

its a factored expression

they ask for that before you get the actual answer

yes it is

ok so look right

the full equation was x^2+10x+22=13

tell me if i did sum wrong

shit

i got class

im screwed

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/smesh-boy-khamzat-gif-20422008

[minor owl]

balls

GAHAHAHAHAHA

[fervent comet]

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-kamaru-usman-gif-12771045417684460765

[minor owl]

why is pfp a wolf

[minor owl]

most intimidating thing ever

[fervent comet]

khamzats region

[fervent comet]

ikr

[fervent comet]

national animal of Chechnya

[minor owl]

still why

[fervent comet]

and it looks good

[minor owl]

bro think he a alpha wolf

bro think he awoo

[fervent comet]

no pls do not

[minor owl]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

how bro feels

[fervent comet]

[fervent comet]

not true

asking for thought process of?

oh ok

i hate maths

lol

[cloud ledge]

Nub

[cloud ledge]

This so ez quadratic equation

[rapid wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[cloud ledge]

x^2 + 10x + 22 = 13
-> x^2 + 10x + 9 = 0
-> x^2 + 9x + x + 9 = 0
-> x(x+9) +1(x+9) = 0
-> (x+1)(x+9) = 0
-> x= -1 or x= -9

Ez question tbh. This is the correct answer.

His answer is wrong though. Because my answer is correct

I literally solved using middle term splitting

Oh I can help him

@fervent comet

[fervent comet]

yes

[cloud ledge]

Oh karmoni wanted the answer

Wrong ping sry

[fervent comet]

np

[rapid wadi]

Just Google it smh

[twilit river]

@arctic heart is this real?

I will break your legs😡😡

[cloud ledge]

I will break you 😠 😠

[sweet yoke]

that is not very nice

[twilit river]

No

[cloud ledge]

Karmoni slep

[twilit river]

I just started new account so I can practice caro kahn

[sweet yoke]

o n g

[twilit river]

I'm sick of trying to do black London system

Ye

[cloud ledge]

Username?

[twilit river]

Cute_Percy

[cloud ledge]

Thanks

[twilit river]

Why?

[cloud ledge]

@echo kestrel I smell a case of unverified alt pls check

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-but-despicable-me-pool-swim-gif-16227921

[cloud ledge]

I didn't even ping mods nit snitch

[twilit river]

Nah, I'd win

I'll play on my alt when I start to tilt

Like I did yesterday

Fell from 1200 to 1161

[wise mortar]

!alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[cloud ledge]

When in doubt become cute

[twilit river]

😳

No, that's just our clan signature in clash royale

[echo kestrel]

Mmm where?

[fervent comet]

[sweet yoke]

and how would u know

[twilit river]

Being cute is not gay cuh😤😤get yo fax right

[sweet yoke]

ONG TELL EM

[cloud ledge]

Cute_percy

[vestal urchin]

if being cute is gay then im straight asf

[wise mortar]

Damn im gay

[fervent comet]

pretty clear after that

[sweet yoke]

LMFAO

[vestal urchin]

🗣️

[fervent comet]

LIke me fr

[twilit river]

WHY ? I'M JUST GONNA ABANDON THAT ACCOUNT AFTER I FINISH PRACTICING CARO KAHN

[sweet yoke]

suspicious

[vestal urchin]

nah ur a cutie

[fervent comet]

not true

[vestal urchin]

come here cutie give me a kiss

[wise mortar]

Bro practicing caro 💀

[fervent comet]

[sweet yoke]

says while stomping his foot and going HMPH!!😤

[vestal urchin]

her pfp is her

[sweet yoke]

no bro😭😭

[vestal urchin]

dummy

[fervent comet]

😤 😤

[twilit river]

Who the heck is chayong

[vestal urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[sweet yoke]

that don’t even look like chaeyoung bffr 😭

yea no

[twilit river]

I'm ngl why but I find it hard to differenciate the jpop and kpop Asian girls

[vestal urchin]

they look very different, jia is black and white while the gif is colored

[sweet yoke]

yes🔥

[wise mortar]

K-pop 🤮

[twilit river]

No, this shall not be forgiven

Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[vestal urchin]

💀

he seems very insistent

[fervent comet]

[twilit river]

NERD.

[fervent comet]

[vestal urchin]

i havent seen jia up close but i would say they look pretty distinctively different

[twilit river]

AND LONDON IS BASED WHAT U ON ABOUT?

[fervent comet]

[echo kestrel]

Whose that?

[vestal urchin]

#💬〡chess-talk

[fervent comet]

have to support my fellow london player

[fervent comet]

nuh uh

[cloud ledge]

@twilit river

[sweet yoke]

my INSTA

[twilit river]

Khazmat my beloved❤️❤️

[echo kestrel]

Ahh...

[sweet yoke]

very different btw

[fervent comet]

🫡

[vestal urchin]

i guess i could check there good point

[fervent comet]

😠 😠 😤 😤

[vestal urchin]

yeah jia looks quite different

[fervent comet]

not true never

[sweet yoke]

ong

[vestal urchin]

in a good way

[twilit river]

YOU ARE A NERD😡😡

[sweet yoke]

i know right

[vestal urchin]

dont want to say different in a bad way cause thats mean

[fervent comet]

[sweet yoke]

because that’s simply not true 😎

duhh

[vestal urchin]

sure princess lets say that

[sweet yoke]

you don’t get to call me that nuh uh

[vestal urchin]

make me stop then

[sweet yoke]

stop it im gonna cringe so bad

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-this-is-not-a-partisan-moment-this-must-be-an-american-moment-partisan-american-gif-18220685

[vestal urchin]

okay ill stop 😭

this pfp is bringing out a weird side in me

[fervent comet]

then he sleeps

[sweet yoke]

LOL

[twilit river]

THAT'S ENOUGH YOU HEAR ME??

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-khamzat-smile-chmaev-smile-khamzat-chimaev-gif-4426018408651729981

[twilit river]

FREEDOM EAGLES LESS GOO

[vestal urchin]

do you know who the dude in my pfp is

[fervent comet]

weird dude

[fervent comet]

literally me

[twilit river]

HOT DAMN

[vestal urchin]

no, im not confident enough for that

[sweet yoke]

no

[fervent comet]

only the one time when i got a 11 win streak

[vestal urchin]

legendary gay adult movie actor billy herrington

[fervent comet]

i said 11 i think let me show you evidence

[twilit river]

Uhhhh whyy???

[fervent comet]

oh in mma

[twilit river]

No thanks I don't wanna know

[vestal urchin]

cause if i had an anime pfp i couldnt even take myself seriously let alone others take me seriously

no cause im not 14

[twilit river]

Ye having a gay adult actor let's you take yourself seriously

[vestal urchin]

i also needed something with the energy to match my username

[twilit river]

Wait what opening do you play actually?

[fervent comet]

my winstreak in rapid

[twilit river]

L

[wise mortar]

Please go to chess talk

[fervent comet]

ok no more chess

[twilit river]

I have 13😤🔥🔥

[fervent comet]

nice

[fervent comet]

#💬〡chess-talk

[wise mortar]

chess

[fervent comet]

no

[fervent comet]

#💬〡chess-talk

[wise mortar]

I mean cheese

[fervent comet]

yes

[cloud ledge]

No this is general I won't go there unless mods make me

[fervent comet]

mik better than cheese

[wise mortar]

Cheese cake

[wise mortar]

@lament jacinth mod move this guy

[fervent comet]

i would ping a mod but i aint no snitch

[vestal urchin]

liya for mod 2024

[cloud ledge]

Isn't she the slightly above midget girl?

[fervent comet]

Lebanese mod ?

[wise mortar]

She is a hobbit, big difference

[vestal urchin]

the first ever lesbian mod, so progressive

[twilit river]

Why so many dum dum, just use one

[sweet yoke]

LMFAO

[fervent comet]

[sweet yoke]

LAUGHED OUT LOUD

[jaunty kindle]

He didnt just say that

[cloud ledge]

It's just text on your screen

[wise mortar]

LMFAO = laughing my fcking ass off

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/ketawa-gif-14733034660990585226

[jaunty kindle]

[sweet yoke]

and?

[vestal urchin]

imagine the.. nvm

[twilit river]

NO, chess is about them gains lil bro, no fun in chess😡😡

[sweet yoke]

bro come back to ur rational self

[fervent comet]

[sweet yoke]

stop it NOW😭

[vestal urchin]

im trying

[sweet yoke]

hit ur head against the wall it might help

[fervent comet]

@sweet yoke is that you

[vestal urchin]

please no i already have a headache

[twilit river]

PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME NOW😡😡

[sweet yoke]

no

[fervent comet]

or did you not laugh like that

[wise mortar]

Bro its just a game

[sweet yoke]

no

[fervent comet]

ok

[sweet yoke]

i went …HAHA…

[fervent comet]

👍

[twilit river]

No, he looks pretty cool if I do say so myself😤😤

[fervent comet]

#💬〡chess-talk

not you

[fervent comet]

😠 😤 😤 😤

[vestal urchin]

liar

[fervent comet]

THAT IS not a horse

[vestal urchin]

that aint a horse buddy

[fervent comet]

that is horn ose

[twilit river]

WHAT IS LIL BRO DOING?

[fervent comet]

why it have horns

[lament jacinth]

U GOT YOUR ACCOUNT BACK

[fervent comet]

ok

[fervent comet]

[vestal urchin]

what

[twilit river]

That shoudnt be a brilliant tbh

[cloud ledge]

Another brilliant move handed out by chesscom to emotionally manipulate its playerbase

[fervent comet]

as he should 😠 😤 😤 😤

[fossil igloo]

But stockfish thinking its a brilliant

[vestal urchin]

liya ive never lost my account what are you talking about

[fossil igloo]

Lol

[fervent comet]

old people problems

[twilit river]

No lil bro that ain't brilliant, it's just a best move

[wise mortar]

Liya got confused.
Typical shwarma eater

[vestal urchin]

dementia...

[cloud ledge]

Yeah it's a fake brilliant

[fervent comet]

i never said that

[lament jacinth]

Yes u did your account got banned by discord cause they though you were too young when you weren't

[cloud ledge]

Nice horse

[vestal urchin]

liya you got me confused w someone else here, ill give you context in dms

[fervent comet]

i will ban all robert whittaker enjoyers

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek-rizz-rizz-gif-11157824601050747846

[twilit river]

😔😔what I do

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-khamzat-smile-chmaev-smile-khamzat-chimaev-gif-15793111961246360318

[fervent comet]

ban all RObert Whittaker fan boys and enjoyers

[cloud ledge]

These are nothing but a bunch of scams

[wise mortar]

Femboy?

[cloud ledge]

@dreamy siren

[fervent comet]

🤓

https://tenor.com/view/khamzat-chimaev-everybody-i-come-for-everybody-khamzat-ufc-chimaev-khamzat-everybody-gif-25125283

[twilit river]

no

[fossil igloo]

Im just sharing of my brilliants

[cloud ledge]

The subtitles make it sound like a white guy said this

[twilit river]

NO MORE WRESTING TOPIC I HAVE OVERRULED THIS SUBJECT

[fervent comet]

🤝 (in game)

[wise mortar]

Huh thats a weird gif

[fervent comet]

🤫 🧏‍♂️ (i mogged him)

[wise mortar]

[fervent comet]

get mogged 🤫 🧏‍♂️

[cloud ledge]

Omg picture showing gun

[fervent comet]

bro got mogged @wise mortar it is over

in game

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/rasjeed-indian-gif-21718895

[fervent comet]

me when i take a picture

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-cringe-face-tiktok-scary-goth-girl-gif-10575109414957980323

[fervent comet]

i immediately delete it

[cloud ledge]

You look nice

[fervent comet]

save me

type chat

[vestal urchin]

the dude looks like hes dead inside

[cloud ledge]

That's a cute female

[wise mortar]

When opponents see your queen

[fervent comet]

ruined my mogging streak (i am cringe)

[cloud ledge]

Is it some gen alpha thing I am too Y to understand?

Can you people even define skibidi?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/abdulla-hassan-tik-tok-celebrity-famous-song-gif-16304615

[fervent comet]

idk anything bro

people just say it

hopefully we do not add skibidi in the dictionary

rizz is already to crazy

[cloud ledge]

So skibidi is just a filler. No meaning. That's actually a brilliant idea.

[fervent comet]

prob

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/harambe-america-murica-flag-waving-gif-17339298

[cloud ledge]

We need fillers in English sometimes

[wise mortar]

Lets confused kids

[cloud ledge]

Harambe

[fervent comet]

he mogged everyone they could not handle it

anyways tho harambe was a cool gorilla

silverback

[grim edge]

Its a shit word used by 8 year olds

[wise mortar]

He was a kangaroo

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-walking-gorilla-ape-gif-11409190

[wise mortar]

Excuse me?

[fervent comet]

accurate

[grim edge]

Annoying 8 year olds*

Just to clarify

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-let-him-cook-gif-11999534059191155013

[wise mortar]

Rare queenie w

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/doxxed-get-doxxed-gif-21527937

mods pls do not ban me

[grim edge]

What if im elon musk

[grim edge]

[vestal urchin]

too bad im a martian

[grim edge]

I really thought he was gonna fit that whole thing

[wise mortar]

Wtf

What does chess to mf

[grim edge]

💁🏼‍♀️

[fervent comet]

that sucks

[grim edge]

Frrr

[fervent comet]

same

[wise mortar]

Im a girl dm me

[fleet scroll]

girls aren't real

[silent quest]

Being elon does not suck

[fervent comet]

not real

[fleet scroll]

they're a psyop

[grim edge]

True

[fervent comet]

making tesla sucks

[fleet scroll]

yes it does lmao. I'll take his money, but elon is a walking L

[fervent comet]

so he sucks too maybe

[silent quest]

I agree on that

[fervent comet]

tesla should not exist

[cloud ledge]

Isn't Queenie the annoying mogger with a zoo for a home?

[slate owl]

elon is a creature from mars trying to get back to his home.

[wise mortar]

Typical 14 years old chat

[fervent comet]

she gets mogged by everyone

[fervent comet]

the sad thing is most of us are not 14

[wise mortar]

I mean just look at his body

[grim edge]

What even is mogging

[slate owl]

yeah

[cloud ledge]

I am carrying the average chat by 2 years single handedly

[wise mortar]

Stealing? Idk

[slate owl]

ET looking ahh build fr

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-mogged-gif-8399692850306738268

[fleet scroll]

it's part of alpha male stuff. Basically, it's astrology for men

[sweet yoke]

don’t worry you mog everyone

[grim edge]

💀

[silent quest]

What's wrong with it

[fervent comet]

men like astrology too so idk

i hate it

[wise mortar]

Wtf

[vestal urchin]

i actually checked my jawline last night forgot to tell, wasnt too bad but not anything to boast abt either

[cloud ledge]

Typical 16 year old chat

[grim edge]

17

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-илиян-iliyan-hurtful-gif-10836296915643090814

[twilit river]

I hope all the people who say "mog" Get flung off this planet by an unfeeling cosmic wizard

[vestal urchin]

43

[grim edge]

💅

[slate owl]

literally me in 3 days

[wise mortar]

Same thing

[slate owl]

(april 5th is my birthday)

[sweet yoke]

i didn’t care until my friends complimented my jawline

[fervent comet]

nothing wrong with that?

[fervent comet]

youngling

[grim edge]

No like I know what it is but I dont

[cloud ledge]

Happy birthday

[grim edge]

Idk if that makes sense

[fervent comet]

you about to become a cat on that day

[sweet yoke]

i found that anxiety and cheek biting makes u mew and i can’t believe im saying this but it’s so real

[vestal urchin]

i mean yeah your jawline is pretty nuts for a woman ngl

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-gif-22399422

[silent quest]

Elon has more sons than the no of bitches y'all pull 😭

[slate owl]

finally

[fervent comet]

average discord kitten?

[cloud ledge]

Actually that's so wholesome

[grim edge]

Ngl I tried that and looked like a horse so mever again

[wise mortar]

Thats @slate owl

[fervent comet]

prob

[cloud ledge]

Why are you always online quit discord kid

[slate owl]

nuh uh

[fervent comet]

transformation to kitten

[slate owl]

also nuh uh

[sweet yoke]

AHAHAHA WELL U HAVE TO NOT OVERDO IT

[fleet scroll]

imagine unironically referring to getting a partner as "pulling bitches" 💀

[cloud ledge]

It's gonna ruin your life which I won't be surprised if it's already ruined

[fleet scroll]

average single teenager be like

[sweet yoke]

dabs

[grim edge]

hi

[vestal urchin]

actually true the only women i call a bitch are bitches

[grim edge]

He doesnt pull bitches anyway 🙅‍♀️

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-running-headless-horseman-gif-24355994

is that your friend

[grim edge]

Omg litwrally me

[fervent comet]

REAL

[silent quest]

He still got 3 wives

[wise mortar]

Goth gf

[cloud ledge]

Fake

[fleet scroll]

"I don't understand why girls don't like me when I'm the perfect alpha sigma skibidi male"

[grim edge]

💀

[fleet scroll]

you mean they all left him because he was garbage 💀

[grim edge]

God help me

[vestal urchin]

im so skibidi why do i always get mogged

[sweet yoke]

having a stroke trying to decipher that

[cloud ledge]

pulls you and throws into a canyon

[silent quest]

That might be true

[wise mortar]

I graduated from Alpha Camp

[grim edge]

What canton

[fervent comet]

alpha male skibidi toilet sigma squad mogger rizz

[sweet yoke]

cantonese rice

[wise mortar]

Hong Kong moment

[cloud ledge]

The grand canyon

[vale frost]

What.

[grim edge]

🫠

[fervent comet]

yes

[grim edge]

Damn free holiday yes pls

[cloud ledge]

I hope your pets dislike you

[vale frost]

Am her pet fr

[vestal urchin]

the grand canyon is just a big pit i dont see whats so special

[sweet yoke]

you want her so bad

[minor owl]

ba;;s

[wise mortar]

Huh

[fervent comet]

i hope you stub your toe and then unstub your toe

[vale frost]

Jk i dont go for older women

[minor owl]

balls *

[grim edge]

I know everyone dislikes you

[cloud ledge]

no he is underage

[vale frost]

Am kidding!

[wise mortar]

;;ll;

[vestal urchin]

so is she

[sweet yoke]

no way

[cloud ledge]

Nah chess com loves me because I promote chessable

[fervent comet]

why is that ur pfp

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[minor owl]

no 😱

[vestal urchin]

queenie is 17

[grim edge]

I hope you trip on a step the same color as the floor

[sweet yoke]

queenie you’re underage?

[cloud ledge]

Yeah whatever their genders are

[minor owl]

speak child

[grim edge]

Im 17

[wise mortar]

This chat got weird really quick

[sweet yoke]

OMG YOURE A BABYYY

[vale frost]

Oh just a monika ddlc fanboy for 8 years now

[grim edge]

Bro

[sweet yoke]

i thought u were older than me

[minor owl]

WHAT NO WAY UR 17

[vale frost]

I see nothing wrong with it

[fervent comet]

i made you unstub your toe :(

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[grim edge]

What

[minor owl]

BRO I AM 17 WTF 😭

[vale frost]

Dude everyone ages-

[vestal urchin]

i know i wasnt crazy when i thought she looked older

[fervent comet]

when the stairs are black and it is dark fr

[sweet yoke]

now the power position has shifted…😈

[wise mortar]

Simp

[fervent comet]

ikr

[grim edge]

Me at 3am

[cloud ledge]

Funny pfp

[minor owl]

U LOOK SO MUCH OLDER THAN ME

[grim edge]

???

[twilit river]

Haha I like ur funny words magic man

[minor owl]

i simp for men

[wise mortar]

Omg u did not

[grim edge]

Jia help

[fervent comet]

i double step or sometimes 3 steps

[vestal urchin]

i have seen this in a movie once but the other person wasnt 17

[vale frost]

Face reveal ong!

[sweet yoke]

im ur big sis now muhehehe

[slate owl]

:3

[twilit river]

She looks like 27(no offense)

[minor owl]

i mean look at her bro

[vale frost]

Or you can do a half face reveal

[fleet scroll]

based

[minor owl]

real

[vestal urchin]

witty change your goddamn pfp and name what the hell is this

[silent quest]

Get a room

[grim edge]

Cant see so you step at the top of the stairs and there isnt a step

[minor owl]

pfp

[vale frost]

No thank you.

[fleet scroll]

what's wrong with being 27?

[wise mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-whales-prince-charles-british-monarchy-monarchy-gif-20671467

[vale frost]

I always thought that was hans nieman.

[grim edge]

I just took my Vyvanse for my stage 4 ADHD

[wise mortar]

Hell yeah

[minor owl]

who tf os hans nieman

[vestal urchin]

omg discord on browser is so laggy with the embeds

[cloud ledge]

Did the mods just purge?

[fervent comet]

yea i always hold the railing so that saves me from falling and i just go down 3 stairs at once

[slate owl]

quick face reveal, how do i look rn chat

[twilit river]

Nothing wrong, people don't like it when they are perceived being older than they actually are

[vale frost]

What about dahlia

[fervent comet]

fire

[fleet scroll]

great band

[cloud ledge]

You don't look 16

[wise mortar]

U are not a cat

[vale frost]

Thats you???,i thought you were a girl

[grim edge]

Snoop?

[grim edge]

💙

[vale frost]

Ohhhh you're gay!

[vestal urchin]

i mean thats not him but he aint a girl lil bro

[minor owl]

she looks idk early 20s

[vale frost]

Dw i support you!

[onyx socket]

in the 1800s yes

[cloud ledge]

She is gay just like me 🙂

[silent quest]

You don look like a furry

[fervent comet]

who is that i do not remember (i do the 48 year old)

[proven drift]

Nicg

Nice

[grim edge]

Nicg

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[slate owl]

probably because thats not me

[wise mortar]

Cheese cake

[cloud ledge]

Nicg

[fervent comet]

close to becoming a kitten

[vale frost]

I cant really assume such things,though i play safe and treat everyone equally

[slate owl]

its from a random rapper's insta lmao

[grim edge]

Nisg

[vale frost]

But you said...

Breh

[vestal urchin]

heard his ass talk in vc just stay clear my bro

[cloud ledge]

I am waiting for your friend request kitten

[sweet yoke]

nisg

[vale frost]

Ah ty ty!

[fervent comet]

do not do it

[slate owl]

i already sent it...?

[vestal urchin]

nisg

[fleet scroll]

my impression based on that pic was "random soundcloud rapper" but I didn't want to be mean so I didn't say it 😭

[fervent comet]

do not fall for it it is a trap

[cloud ledge]

Wait wtf he actually sent it
I was not expecting that

[compact mantle]

Guys I just had the best leg day of my life

[proven drift]

🤓

[compact mantle]

But I do feel nauseous

[grim edge]

Nicg

[fervent comet]

you really thought that is @slate owl ?

[sweet yoke]

i love leg days

[vestal urchin]

if i was a soundcloud rapper id be called lil lobotomy

[twilit river]

@grim edge

[vale frost]

Al fun and games till tomorrow comes..THE STRUGGLE OF STANDING ALONE-

[fervent comet]

same

[compact mantle]

I hate them generally, but this one was amazing

[fervent comet]

leg days are fun always for me

[sweet yoke]

i hate arm days

[cloud ledge]

How can you type full sentences?

[fervent comet]

legs>back>arms>chest (i hate chest)

[compact mantle]

🤣 yessir but that’s chest day so it’s fun

[grim edge]

Skip 🥱

[vestal urchin]

magic

[vale frost]

You're no human

.. You're a demon

[onyx socket]

nah

[proven drift]

Why is this chat filled with bodybuilders

[fervent comet]

i hate chest day

[sweet yoke]

truee

[slate owl]

im baby

[fervent comet]

real?

[slate owl]

no workout:3

[vale frost]

I love chest,infact my chests are sore rn from yestersay

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/flexing-flex-arnold-arnold-schwarzenegger-body-builder-gif-18454197

[compact mantle]

Arm days aren’t the most fun tbf, but less exhausting than leg days

[twilit river]

@arctic heart is this real?

[vale frost]

Its a compliment dw

[sweet yoke]

not to me.

[vestal urchin]

you dont need arms anyway your 6'4 bf will carry all that shit 🔥

[fervent comet]

ty ig

[cloud ledge]

haha baby

[slate owl]

literally me

[compact mantle]

Do I look like a bodybuilder to you😎

[sweet yoke]

i wish

[grim edge]

I onlt go once a week

[onyx socket]

nah

[proven drift]

U got a life so ur better

[cloud ledge]

Bazinga!

[sweet yoke]

i haven’t gone in a year

[fervent comet]

https://tenor.com/view/leg-day-bodybuilding-tom-platz-gif-10763824

[compact mantle]

Exactly

[onyx socket]

hi?

[vale frost]

GYYMMMM YEAH

[slate owl]

honestly nevermind wasnt that bad tbh

[vestal urchin]

could probably carry you too

[grim edge]

Lol I havent been for 2 minths

[cloud ledge]

Not me fr

[proven drift]

But ur 2000 elo so..

[sweet yoke]

cannot wait to finally date a decent man!

[vale frost]

Smooth!

[fervent comet]

average leg day i am ronnie (i break my knees every time)

[sweet yoke]

no he’s talking abt a hypothetical male

[grim edge]

99.999% are bad

[vestal urchin]

im not rizzing her up you doofus

[fleet scroll]

no, but I erred on the side of being nice just in case

[compact mantle]

Nahh no way, you either train arms like crazy or go easy on legs

[cloud ledge]

k kid

[sweet yoke]

hopefully not at ucl

[fervent comet]

i am joking btw

[proven drift]

delusional

[twilit river]

Smooth as sandpaper💯🗣️

[grim edge]

No

[compact mantle]

2000 FIDE soon too💪🏽

[fervent comet]

lol

[vale frost]

Hm...very well ig

[vestal urchin]

guess im the 99.999% 😎

[grim edge]

Men jsyt suck

[proven drift]

Makes it's worse get a life dude

[fervent comet]

sand paper is so smooth

[sweet yoke]

eli is

[twilit river]

WHAT???

[vale frost]

Sand paper is** NOT SMOOTH**

[sweet yoke]

ong

[proven drift]

Ok 🤓

[grim edge]

Nicg

[twilit river]

THAT'S THE JOKE LIL BRO

[cloud ledge]

You got no opinion Nisg the remaining percentage of men is gay.

[fervent comet]

women just suck (when they say that)

[twilit river]

💯

[fervent comet]

and when they hate men

[wise mortar]

I like

[proven drift]

Most avg feminist

[compact mantle]

🤣 nah chess is a hobby dw

[fervent comet]

[grim edge]

Not even I just dont like boys

[vestal urchin]

i dont want to trash talk him he just called my chess.com username clean

[onyx socket]

guess ur dad is a failure

[grim edge]

Hate them

[onyx socket]

dw you too

[fervent comet]

i hate girls (how does that feel)

[sweet yoke]

im trash talking him while he’s muted 😈 i can’t even ping him for some reason

[grim edge]

£500k a year id beg to differ 🤓

[fleet scroll]

agreed. men have problems and are more focused on making problematic behavior acceptable than they are fixing the problematic behavior lol

[wise mortar]

Here we go

[proven drift]

Tell me ur a feminist but don't tell me that ur a feminist

[compact mantle]

Wtf who’s your dad

[vestal urchin]

you can ping him

[fervent comet]

average feminisim supporter?

[cloud ledge]

Maybe if you weren't busy sending selfies on a chess server and living in a zoo, people would actually care

[compact mantle]

Ceo of m&m

[sweet yoke]

i can’t

[slate owl]

girl u in ur pfp look like ure getting vaccum cleaned by that dog no lie 😔

[vale frost]

Oof this is why i stay im chess talk

[vestal urchin]

well i can at least

[wise mortar]

I agree

[sweet yoke]

hey girly!!! so like… where do u live?

[fervent comet]

ok

[vale frost]

Oh-

[grim edge]

Waffle

[wise mortar]

Incels are vicious

[vestal urchin]

hahah wtf

[grim edge]

Dads taken x

[sweet yoke]

no girl im hitting on u

[fervent comet]

so i am incel when she said she hates men?

[cloud ledge]

Is your dad single?

[grim edge]

😱

[sweet yoke]

silly i don’t go for dads 😒

[slate owl]

definitely gonna use this line on my date, thanks

[onyx socket]

seems like dog has gone years of trauma with you

[vestal urchin]

she wants your dog, dont forget shes chinese

[fervent comet]

If you hate men for no reason get a life

[sweet yoke]

🥢

[vale frost]

??

[proven drift]

Better change my pfp

[grim edge]

SL1 …

[compact mantle]

The problem with the young men these days is they want to learn how to become powerful and influential, but they don’t want to learn how to control theirselves and how to use power for good purpose

[fervent comet]

your father is man @grim edge

[fleet scroll]

whining about feminism is the incel behavior, but this discourse needs to be addressed too. young men get pushed away instead of brought in

[vestal urchin]

its too late bro, shes coming towards you already

[sweet yoke]

@grim edge OH

[cloud ledge]

And I love men

[slate owl]

u probably listen to taylor swift too

[grim edge]

No

[proven drift]

Shit

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sigma-male-sigma-male-meme-sigma-nation-gif-24073056

[cloud ledge]

You probably listen to kanye west

[grim edge]

Actually I dont mind taylor but not a fan

[twilit river]

No.

[slate owl]

:3 i do

[cloud ledge]

You're so cool

[sweet yoke]

real girls don’t shit on taylor shut up adelynn

[proven drift]

How to make a career out of writing songs on high school boys

[wise mortar]

They need some stoicism, im not talking about stoicisim branded alpha gigachad or whatever that is, i mean the OG Seneca and Marcus Aurelius