💬〡general-off-topic

[oak cliff]

DONT CO@rocky epoch PY IT

[rocky epoch]

discordnoob88h2

BROO WHY RACIST U CAN GET BANNED

[lament jacinth]

That's definitely my password

That was fr fr my password guys

[oak cliff]

wait I have to change it before someone else does

[rocky epoch]

I copyed yours and @oak cliff

[rocky epoch]

I already joined it on my web

[dire wadi]

Bruh ur a furry?

[lament jacinth]

Oh no my password has been leaked whatsoever shall I do

[wild kite]

thanks for your acc G

[oak cliff]

😭

[lament jacinth]

Ash is that seriously your password

[dire wadi]

Wait lemme try leaking mine

[rocky epoch]

Yup im in his account

[wild kite]

i believe so ngl

[lament jacinth]

Proof

[rocky epoch]

I dont need to

[oak cliff]

IT SAYS LOGGED IN FROM ANOTHER LOCATION WHAT

[lament jacinth]

Youre a liar

Lmao

[rocky epoch]

You're *

[wild kite]

discord censors your banking details if you try to leak them

[dire wadi]

Leak his pics

[rocky epoch]

@lament jacinth

[lament jacinth]

Change your password pretty fast

It'll log them out

[rocky epoch]

Im joking idk who joined his account

[lament jacinth]

Change it before they change it and log you out

[wild kite]

but @oak cliff how tf are you so dumb

[oak cliff]

I'm also joking obv,april fools

[rocky epoch]

hahahaha

[oak cliff]

how are y'all so dumb

[wild kite]

nah that sounds like something you would fall for

[rocky epoch]

I made it work for you

[oak cliff]

ah shi

[rocky epoch]

I think im the strongest and fastest person here

[dire wadi]

Try me in bullet

[native skiff]

real

[rocky epoch]

My phone was gonna fall on my face while It's above me and i got it in time before it hits anything

[oak cliff]

I'm for some reason much better at bullet then at other time controls recently

[rocky epoch]

It's normal

[oak cliff]

how old is your phone guys?

[rocky epoch]

Bullet isn't chess

[oak cliff]

I play on a 2 gb ram, half broken screen phone

[rocky epoch]

Xs max , ive had for 5 years

[dire wadi]

Your bullet elo is lower than mine

[native skiff]

thats kinda sad bro

[rocky epoch]

bullet sucks i dont play ever

[oak cliff]

my phone completes it's 4 year anniversary next month

[rough python]

Google lens probably

[rough python]

Same

[oak cliff]

it's on ur profile.

[twilit river]

Went from 1200 to 1180🔥🔥

We tiliting with this one

[oak cliff]

my password is my discord pfp converted into a qr code and the amount of line segments in the qr code

[rough python]

You again 😵‍💫

[oak cliff]

who is the guy below "it's on your profile"

@rough python who is he

[rough python]

?

[oak cliff]

I blocked him I forgot who he is

[native skiff]

the coolest kid

[rough python]

You?

[oak cliff]

who's the guy you quoted in the you again msg

[rough python]

Mhmd_ElAraby

[oak cliff]

lie

[dire wadi]

When I click my profile it shares it in messages

[dire wadi]

400 💀

[dire wadi]

Bro is grinding

[rough python]

Lets gooooo im 2 elo

[oak cliff]

they can see ur cc profile cuz its connected to discord, which u connected

[dire wadi]

Let me show you

I’m gonna click on it to see it

[rough python]

Iftar in an hour 🙂

[dire wadi]

3*

[rough python]

Time zones

Also wait faster

[dire wadi]

@oak cliff you see this?

[oak cliff]

na

[dire wadi]

Bro my profile just got shared in the messages

[rough python]

No it didn't

[dire wadi]

Wait

Ohhhhhh

I’m the only person that can see it

Erm I’m 600

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[oak cliff]

aren't u like 20 pounds body weight

[rough python]

What does this gif and a brench pess have in common

[dire wadi]

That’s 10 in kg!!!!

[rough python]

10 kilos

[oak cliff]

almost

[rough python]

I dont have body weight

[oak cliff]

an ant can lift 50x his body weight, git gud

[rough python]

And your not even an ant

[dire wadi]

Blue

[rocky epoch]

Ive been awake since yesterday and rn It's 2:30 , i was gonna sleep but i woke up , i wanna fix my time

[dire wadi]

I noticed

[oak cliff]

I'm gonna say black and he will edit his msg to what color is your human or smth

[oak cliff]

best my record, 34 hours

[dire wadi]

I was about to tell you “don’t you sleep?”

[rough python]

A man stayed awake for 30 days he got insomnia for life and the next day someone else beat his record by 1 day

[rocky epoch]

Mine 32

[oak cliff]

it was 11 days Impretty sure

[rocky epoch]

But we talk here at the same time

I didnt tallk for long time

[oak cliff]

Indians, assemble

[rough python]

Oh no its guylo ren

[dire wadi]

I didn’t sleep too

[rough python]

Wdym

[dire wadi]

We ain’t Indians bud

[oak cliff]

who do y'all thik will win the candidates

[rocky epoch]

I read that as asians assemble

[rough python]

No indians in chat

[rocky epoch]

Hikaru

[dire wadi]

You aren’t Asian

[oak cliff]

asser is Indian

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-among-us-sus-among-us-meme-snowman-gif-17827622694801138566

[rocky epoch]

No

[oak cliff]

I think fabi

[rough python]

He Egyptian

[dire wadi]

Why r my gifs not getting sended?!

[rough python]

Among twerk gif among us twerk gif 💀

[stuck kestrel]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@dire wadi With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[rough python]

Cuz no trust

[lone zenith]

omg guys im 1100 elo !!!

[rough python]

No way i was there once

[oak cliff]

no way I will be there once

[rough python]

Yell dead chat xd to become a cool kid

[oak cliff]

mikhail tal.

[dire wadi]

I’m starting to think that 1100 will take me a year

I’m 600

[rough python]

Took me 4 months to go from 200 to 1k

[dire wadi]

Did you review your loosing games?

[rough python]

Yeah? Why ask

Not all tho

[dire wadi]

Bc I don’t do that💀

Maybe that’s why I’m stuck

[rough python]

I also have a list of chess rules that i made for myself

[oak cliff]

cuz that makes your elo increase by 73% (compared to puzzles, practice, etc)

[dire wadi]

What do you mean by chess rules?

[oak cliff]

@rough python no way I do too

[rough python]

Wait a swc

@dire wadi 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬:-

1.If I Find A Good Move Quick,Try To Find A Better One.

2.Always Look For Checks ,Captures ,Attacks.

3.If I Find A Good Move I Should Look A Little Deeper Into It For My Opponent's Response.

4.Always Manage My Time Efficiently.

5.Don't Get Distracted.

6.Pay Attention To What My Opponent Is Doing.

7.Stay Calm And Don't Rush Moves.

8.Win.

These

[digital phoenix]

those arent rules those are like advice

[grim edge]

:3

[dire wadi]

Oh I get it now

[rough python]

𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙏𝙞𝙥𝙨: (Written By @rough python)

1.Always look for forcing moves.

2.If you find a good move, look a little deeper into it for your opponent's response.

3.Manage your time efficiently.

4.Don't get distracted.

5.Pay attention to your opponent's moves and react accordingly.

6.Stay calm and don't rush.

7.Follow the concept of danger levels. by levi rizzman

8.Don't play a move which "looks good" instantly, See what your opponent can do against it first!

9.When you see a good move, look for a better one.

those were old ones

yeh he's literally a duck

[grim edge]

meow quack woof

[rough python]

you do this : and then the number three 3

i am never making that face tho

[grim edge]

lmfao this year's april fools daily puzzle is funny

arf mrrp

[rough python]

@dire wadi you get it?

oh wait you do

[dire wadi]

Yea

[oak cliff]

anyone played the Wincheslov gambit?

[rough python]

hope they help

[oak cliff]

first get to 2000 and then we will talk about advice

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[oak cliff]

bro is less then ⅓ of my elo

[rough python]

bro is taking years to write a small sentence

[rough python]

your 3k or somethin?

[oak cliff]

duh

[rocky epoch]

connect or we bring out neurolink

[oak cliff]

naw I was boutta give u a gold membership

[native skiff]

fr?

[rocky epoch]

fr?

[oak cliff]

@rocky epoch no pls he will keep welcoming me

[oak cliff]

||no||

[rocky epoch]

give me gold membership then

[oak cliff]

no u have anime pfp

[rough python]

i aint a gold digger

[rocky epoch]

NEUROLINKKKK

[oak cliff]

noo

who do u think will win the candidates

[dire wadi]

Bro shouldn’t you go sleep?!

[oak cliff]

he's tryna break my record

[rocky epoch]

After iftar

[oak cliff]

what iftar

[rough python]

only

https://tenor.com/view/realmuslimgiga-gif-8076854941291633194

[rough python]

will understand

[dire wadi]

Just a question, is the Egyptian hacker stereotype common?

[oak cliff]

367755401056628391

[rocky epoch]

What does that mean

[oak cliff]

wait shit accidently copy pasted my-

[rough python]

never heard of it

[rough python]

your what

[oak cliff]

you won't know what it's for if I don't tell you.

[rocky epoch]

I can find that and copy too lol It's your id

[dire wadi]

I heard there a lot of Egyption hackers

[rough python]

you work at shitty wok? damn must be tough for you

[oak cliff]

oh wait its my id?

[rocky epoch]

ye lol 😂

[oak cliff]

I thought it was my world seed

[rough python]

you play mc

[dire wadi]

• Egyptians r the best at computers

[oak cliff]

used to

[rough python]

but it would be shitty though

[dire wadi]

It’s almost how Americans rely on Indian YouTubers for computer exploration, Arabs rely on Egyptians

[rough python]

really?

fun facts you didnt know?

[rocky epoch]

I never knew we are good at hacking

[rocky epoch]

🤨🤨

[rough python]

black magic

you racist piece of banana

[rocky epoch]

Banana?? And a monkey Meme?? 🤨🤨🤨🤔🤔

[rough python]

wait did i actually do that?

that was coincidence

[twilit river]

That's my bench press

[rough python]

you again...

[rough python]

you robbed me

[twilit river]

I am an opportunist lil bro

[rough python]

🤝

[rough python]

@rough python

[twilit river]

This card is unstoppable, the syringe can't do anything

[rough python]

bro is gonna say "um actually it bypasses that"

knew it

[twilit river]

It's also unreversible

[twilit river]

I win.

[rough python]

or did you?

[twilit river]

Read. "The person who used this is immortal and cannot be stopped"

[rough python]

nor can i be stopped

[rough python]

read @twilit river

[twilit river]

It also reverses all cards and says no u

[rough python]

mine does too read

[twilit river]

Nah I became immortal first

First one to strike wins

[rough python]

i posted that meme in this server first though

[twilit river]

DOESN'T MATTER

Nah, I'd win.

[rough python]

weak argument

[rough python]

weak

[twilit river]

Got you 2x now I win

You're dead

[twilit river]

IT'S UNREVERSIBLE

[twilit river]

GODDAMNIT READ

[wild kite]

e

[rough python]

I'm coming after you.

[rough python]

I never said i was in your walls though

you lose

[orchid sun]

my dad is gay

[twilit river]

You can't use the same meme twice

[twilit river]

You used the same meme in the same argument again

You lose

Another common percy W

Long live the London system

[rough python]

i play london too

[rough python]

no one disallowed that

[wild kite]

ewww

[twilit river]

Now I win

[median token]

hi

[sweet yoke]

i stand by you percy

[west reef]

touch grass

[west reef]

london enjoyers, just play benoni against them lmao, play c5

[wild kite]

its called steinitz countergambit but yeah true

[coral quartz]

Halor guyzzzzz

[rough python]

no editing messages now I WIN

[wild kite]

i play something that they don't expect

[rough python]

i need to go maybe we will continue this another time 👍 @twilit river

[west reef]

u can play symmetrically against london players and also beat them at their own game lol

[lime lava]

uwu

[coral quartz]

That is so kewl

What's your elo?

[lime lava]

Im a male

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[coral quartz]

[coral quartz]

[grim edge]

has anyone heard of this london opening?

[coral quartz]

I heard it's from london

[west reef]

ur peak was around 1800 or something ?

[wild kite]

Nah just learn a real one

[lime lava]

No

[coral quartz]

Yuh

[grim edge]

damn it sucks being back to work

[wild kite]

1800 back to 1500 is crazy

[west reef]

ok

[grim edge]

i hate being a wage slave

[wild kite]

aren't you rich asf

[grim edge]

I make good money like 400k but i spend it all

[wild kite]

Be happy then lmfao

[grim edge]

its hard to be happy

[twilit river]

real

[grim edge]

this august when my daughter goes to VPK we are starting a toy company out of my office hope to get rich off that

[west reef]

be happy with what u have

[wild kite]

"money doesn't buy happiness
||It buys crazy ass happiness - eminem||"

[twilit river]

Sleep with one eye open

[coral quartz]

What's vpk

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXDZHHp_TkE&t=25s

[coral quartz]

[west reef]

Money buys a lot of stuff

[coral quartz]

My when I'm happy

[coral quartz]

No wayyy rly?

[grim edge]

I have most physical objects i want, home gym, fine watches, pool hot tub

[orchid sun]

money buys hoes

[west reef]

u can spend ur money wherever u want to

[grim edge]

i just want the time now

[coral quartz]

That's insane

[west reef]

just dont gamble

[twilit river]

Money doesn't buy happiness mfs when I pull out 20 $

[wild kite]

read the spoiler

[west reef]

if u buy crap with money and start gambling, u will be unhappy

[coral quartz]

Aren't you guys at war or something?

[west reef]

give away for charity

[west reef]

thats not really a war tbh

[grim edge]

I live in Florida im not at war with anyone

[wild kite]

kekw

[coral quartz]

You LIED to us???

[grim edge]

I am a Ukranian Jew

[coral quartz]

Oh hell nah

[grim edge]

but I am actually a practicing wiccan

[iron barn]

Bro got punished twice

[west reef]

u are from ukraine ?

[grim edge]

my family origins is ukraine

[coral quartz]

Let us all take a moment to quietly judge this person

[west reef]

Ur president or whatever was applauding a N**z*

[orchid sun]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3GO0rCHlpKKyoGBu7vV28U?si=jpMDsilKSNS5avsvm8RDkw look at my playlist

[west reef]

it was weird

[iron barn]

Together with the canadian parlament

[orchid sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-15000744814966995138

[west reef]

yea

[grim edge]

i just discovere dthis guy on youtube called GothamChess I think he is the key for me to break ELO 300

[wild kite]

for being a n*zi or doing something goood

[iron barn]

Theyre just clueless

[west reef]

for fighting against russia

[wild kite]

so what's wrong with that tho

[iron barn]

During ww2

[coral quartz]

Gotham chess will win the war for sure

[west reef]

there is a lot wrong with that

[iron barn]

Do u know who fought against russia during ww2?

[west reef]

russia was fihgting against germany

and no need to say who was leader of germany that time

[grim edge]

ww2 actually never happened

[west reef]

everyone knows that info

[grim edge]

we are in a simulation now

[orchid sun]

stalin

[wild kite]

Can he change what his ancestors did tho

[coral quartz]

It was Obama you guys

I was there

[wild kite]

It's like india still being against the british

[west reef]

genius, stalin was leader of germany, what a genius xd

[wild kite]

which is clearly not the case

[wild kite]

russia*

[orchid sun]

kanye west was the leader of germany

[west reef]

yea ofc ik

[fleet scroll]

USSR*

[coral quartz]

That's racist

[viral mica]

[west reef]

whose ancestors ?

[wild kite]

you know what i mean bruh

[grim edge]

do you guys think P Diddy is being targeted and its not true like the Cosby false allegations?

[coral quartz]

Yes it was the London System. I was there.

[wild kite]

I understood none of tha

[fleet scroll]

bill cosby went to prison for drugging and r*ping women

[orchid sun]

Kanye West would write Mein Kampf but the old Germany leader wouldnt create Graduation

[west reef]

hmm

[viral mica]

I swear, I was there when capablanca did the divine move in go

[fleet scroll]

bateman is calling that fake

[sweet yoke]

wait who’s the second person? genuinely asking

[wild kite]

🗿

[orchid sun]

fr

[grim edge]

he was exonnerated

[wild kite]

okay i think we should scrap these topics

🗿

[west reef]

i dont wanna talk politics now

talk something else

[sweet yoke]

😭 alright

[digital phoenix]

narc spotted

[viral mica]

What’s the best qg line in your opinion

[wild kite]

tf is a narc

[orchid sun]

i agree bae

[coral quartz]

Bruh one time I looked up, and I saw a cloud, and it look like a duck. True story

[west reef]

narci

[iron barn]

Ww2 veteran who fought on the side of the axis powers

[west reef]

ssistic

[digital phoenix]

snitch basically

[west reef]

yea

[sweet yoke]

he’s still alive or what?

[west reef]

in simple words

[wild kite]

narcisstic and snitch are two very different meanings

[digital phoenix]

its narcotic agent korus is dumb

[slate owl]

:3

[wild kite]

ok so snitch

[iron barn]

Well he was standing there

[sweet yoke]

ill go do my own research

[west reef]

In a way narcisstic can also be snitch if u think abt it

[iron barn]

Aight

[wild kite]

oh like the cops who try to buy drugs

[west reef]

v cloned is too dumb to articulate it

[wild kite]

(im a breaking bad enjoyer)

[sweet yoke]

but now it kinda makes sense why rus president said he was neo nz (dropping the subject now)

[west reef]

narcissitic looks for his own good and benefits, so he never wants good for other

[wild kite]

nah i don't get it 💀

[iron barn]

U seen the interview?

[west reef]

so he can be snitch

[sweet yoke]

yup

[iron barn]

Same

[wild kite]

saying "snitch" is much simpler and accurate though

[iron barn]

It was a real eye opener

[west reef]

@wild kite

[sweet yoke]

but many say it was a claim without foundation as he is a jew

[wild kite]

assume you never knew what a narc is, is saying narcisstic gonna make you understand what exactly it is?

[west reef]

if ykyk

if ydk, nyk

[iron barn]

He gave an explanation as to why he thought that

[sweet yoke]

lol then why did v reply to my comment saying narc spotted💀

[west reef]

who knows what a narc is anyways

v clone meant it narcotic

[wild kite]

🗿

[west reef]

but not anyone would assume it

its not common abbreviation anyways

[wild kite]

i guess

[west reef]

not as common as HIV

[sweet yoke]

yea but what’s the correlation

😭💀

[west reef]

idk, he replied ur message with "narc spotted"

U shud ask him, not me lol

idk what he felt about your demenaor that he replied with that

[sweet yoke]

:3 shrug

[vestal urchin]

narc spotted

[visual robin]

A girl asked if we wanted to date, I told her I like raisins actually

[sweet yoke]

lala

[vestal urchin]

no

[visual robin]

is this w rizz chat

[iron barn]

Bro is Narcissus

[viral mica]

https://tenor.com/view/beach-mirror-aesthetic-reflection-waves-gif-17768137

Zamn

[west reef]

get trusted first

[viral mica]

Ok

[vestal urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279262

[slate owl]

first shower this month lmao

[fleet scroll]

things that never happened

[fleet scroll]

I took my first shower of the month today too

my new apartment is great because my water actually gets hot

[slate owl]

oh

what i meant to say is

first shower since February

[fleet scroll]

ewww yucky

[slate owl]

i didnt know it was the 1st of the month

[viral mica]

I can tell

[prime valve]

cold temperature be like

[fleet scroll]

oh I thought you meant this happened irl 💀

online convos don't count

[visual robin]

I want my raisins 😔

[slate owl]

a girl asked me

[vestal urchin]

i hope you are joking

[umbral wind]

Lush

[viral mica]

Raisins are for people who can’t handle the GRAPE

[vestal urchin]

what if i like both

[fleet scroll]

raisins are too sweet for me

[grim edge]

whats windows system 32

[vestal urchin]

idk but it sounds like a virus, delete it

[frank wedge]

Happy april fools

ok bye

[ivory marlin]

💀

[ivory marlin]

Real.

[fleet scroll]

windows system files

[ivory marlin]

This chat suddenly went dead.

[rough python]

Yell dead chat xd to become a cool kid

[rough python]

Takes up too much space tbh would delete if i were you

[viral epoch]

clicking is cringe. tapping lacks rizz. swiping hits different

[lime lava]

Happy men's day

[slate owl]

so fresh

[lime lava]

I use this day to tell the truth and people dont know if im kidding or not

[slate owl]

welcome new member

[orchid sun]

ong

[lime lava]

With jo hands

[velvet lily]

same its lots of fun

[slate owl]

i move my pieces and hope im right

[warm elbow]

Ho, me too

[velvet lily]

fr

[slate owl]

1 sec till i hop on my pc

[lime lava]

IP grabber

I aint dumb

[slate owl]

the correct response is "holy hell"

its the only move

[lime lava]

Learn buddy Im not someone
Im Him

[slate owl]

i dont remember chess.com looking like this

just post the game link above

[worn ice]

cheeseplayer (1200) vs. sabri1970 (1097)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bb5+ Bd7 4. c4 Bxb5 5. cxb5 Nd7 6. O-O Nc5 7. d4 Nxe4 8. dxe5 g6 9. exd6 Nxd6 10. Qe2+ Ne7 11. Bg5 Qd7 12. Nc3 Bg7 13. b6 axb6 14. Rad1 f6 15. Bf4 O-O-O 16. Bxd6 Qxd6 17. Rxd6 Rxd6 18. Qxe7 Rd7 19. Qa3 c6 20. Rd1 Bf8 21. Qa8+ Kc7 22. Nd4 c5 23. Ne6+ Kc6 24. Nxf8 Rxd1+ 25. Nxd1 h5 26. Qc8+ Kb5 27. Nc3+ Kc4 28. Qe8 g5 29. Qf7+ Kb4 30. Qxf6 Rg8 31. Qf7 Rh8 32. Qg7 Rxf8 33. Qxf8 b5 34. Qa8 b6 35. Qe4+ Ka5 36. a4 b4 37. [Qa8#] 

[rough python]

You're not that guy,trust me you're not that guy.

[lime lava]

Ok
Lets arm wrestle

Cmon

[keen fox]

Hello

[slate owl]

boy u really from 2010????? 😭

those accounts were made in 2009 and 2010

[velvet lily]

thats pretty funny

imma say that next time

[keen fox]

How can I see my chess profile?

[slate owl]

oh you can try making one rn

[velvet lily]

/ profile

[keen fox]

/profile

[velvet lily]

bruh

[keen fox]

Doesn't work for me

[velvet lily]

did u link it

[keen fox]

Yes I did

[velvet lily]

i have no clue man

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[velvet lily]

what kinda cheese

[fleet scroll]

parmesan

[velvet lily]

hm

try again

[keen fox]

Mozzarella is the best

[velvet lily]

havarti is great

[proper trench]

skibidi

[velvet lily]

whats up with ur bio, who hurt you

[lime lava]

Its not gonna have the same effect
Cause you are not me

[velvet lily]

this must be another april fools joke huh

[lime lava]

[velvet lily]

very funny, it'll probably work even better because its me saying it

[proper trench]

lyrics

[velvet lily]

ah

[proper trench]

scheeyahhhh

[grim edge]

ive decided i dont like thotse botez girls i was wathcing a video and their elbows are so pointy her voice is also too masculine for me

if i ever get approached by her i am going to politiely decline her advances

hikaru on the otherhand that man is dreamy

id like to take him to panera bread

[velvet lily]

bro what

[loud sierra]

i dont remember you touching grass ever

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-poof-gif-5532738685193072471

[loud sierra]

💀 a gif?

[velvet lily]

what site is that

to do analysis (obvi its chesscom but send link)

[grim edge]

hi chat

[grim edge]

cute car

[slate owl]

tnkas you

[tacit turret]

who wants to join a grp

[silent quest]

Depends

[tacit turret]

dm

[native skiff]

sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[jagged anchor]

People here gay af

Leave it usually works

Wtf?

You dumb af

It is because you don't know english

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[hasty iris]

bro has 3 hands, 2 doing the move and 1 filming lol

[slate owl]

:3

[ivory marlin]

I kept losing chess games.

😭

[silent quest]

You lose you learn you win

[ivory marlin]

Naw but in a row of 5

[velvet lily]

try 10

trust ur fine, practice makes perfect

[ivory marlin]

😭

[ivory marlin]

Now people 400-500 are also strong rn

Idk what method they using to learn

i went from 500 to 400

💀stuck here.

[clear night]

They are probably alts of certain people

[peak plank]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zkmPW505IL8 🔥

[jovial vector]

After an hour of searching I finally found it omg😭

[ivory marlin]

😭

[ivory marlin]

I have a world full of cats in minecraft,i havent play minecraft for two years tho cuz i deleted all games except minecraft and chess two years ago

[clear night]

I know atleast 2 people who are using alts in this server without being banned yet

[ivory marlin]

dam

[ivory marlin]

I love them lmao

[fleet scroll]

is that skin what I think it is

🤢

[ivory marlin]

Soviet union uniform?

[ivory marlin]

E

[jovial vector]

Dam what are their names

[ivory marlin]

My fav is called Frappuccino

And brb lemme remember

I remember that i have 8 at the minecraft home

[pastel verge]

Wsp comrades

[ivory marlin]

Just infinity outside

I built a lot of shelters

For them to have a place to hide when rainin

[jovial vector]

😂that’s nice 👍

[ivory marlin]

The other ones at the minecraft home is called,tommy,tom,mocha,elizabeth,hope,and i dont remember 😭

[jovial vector]

Not remembering ur children’s names is crazy

[ivory marlin]

Fr bc theres 8 of them they always teleport wherever i go and i use the rope to bring them back to my mansion lmaoo

Theres a lot of cat shelters i built

[inner vine]

Hi

[bright wind]

https://youtu.be/lpFCbzQtn00?si=ooe-iR776IVJkrUQ

[grim edge]

"clicking is cringe. tapping lacks rizz. swiping hits different." lmao. i am waiting for chess.com to become AI voice-generated

[clear night]

Dahlia why are you back?

[grim edge]

I came back for you. I heard you missed me.

[minor spoke]

💀

[rough python]

W

[rough python]

you are not a cat

[grim edge]

hola

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/naaif-baby-gif-22164621

[warm spindle]

Average 2 Elo chat.

[minor owl]

balls

[rough python]

I'm running out of relatable memes

hmm

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[clear night]

I definitely did not. I think you're scary and annoying :3

[rough python]

#top10mysteriesolved the phone is in her mouth

[grim edge]

Good that you perceive me that way. Be scared.

[rough python]

Here I found it

[cursive pawn]

Ban alpaca

[rough python]

why

[cursive pawn]

Ban why

[slate owl]

hes my pookie

[rough python]

and he also has skibidi rizz

[clear night]

I actually hate you. Your presence annoys me so much, I don't even know why. But no offense.

[cursive pawn]

Ban adelynn

[clear night]

@glass kiln pls ban @cursive pawn

[rough python]

@clear night i found the meme i was looking for

[cursive pawn]

I am ban server owner

[slate owl]

[clear night]

Oh no Dahlia is typing.

[rough python]

RUN!

no brothers

[cursive pawn]

Ok i go bye

[rough python]

we must stand our ground

[clear night]

Bye!!

[rough python]

and fight!

[slate owl]

i smell a swiftie

[clear night]

Wait you're right.

[cursive pawn]

I have class

[clear night]

I think we fight. This 3v1. Ez win for us.

[rough python]

we also got W rizz

[clear night]

Frfr so skibidi

And we got kitty :3

[rough python]

gonna ohio @grim edge

[twilit river]

What are you nerds doing😔😳

[slate owl]

:3

[clear night]

Join us and fight the swiftie.

[rough python]

only in ohio

[twilit river]

Now that I can do

[clear night]

Yay we eradicated her

[rough python]

use your lvl 5 gyatt

to obliterate the enemy

[grim edge]

Hey, Aplie. It's fine. I understand. It's possible that you're going through something and subconsciously projecting your negative emotions onto others. People who are hurting are more likely to experience discomfort. I hope you'll feel better soon.

[rough python]

bro this you?

[clear night]

I ain't reading allat

Typical discord nerd.

[rough python]

moment

[twilit river]

That's Adelynn bro, that ain't me

[clear night]

No Addie is cute grr

[rough python]

finally bro said something original

instead of just pulling up with the gay cards

[twilit river]

Me omw to become the next yuta

[slate owl]

literally me

[clear night]

Dahlia is like the educated version of Asser ngl

[rough python]

wait so your a man in his 40s?

[fleet scroll]

cheese

[clear night]

I thought you were cute :3

[rough python]

asser is assing right now (slep)

[twilit river]

We don't talk about asser here

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-gif-20043804

[slate owl]

im 15 but my birthday is on april 5 which is just 4 days aways and i uh

[rough python]

why not? 🤔

[clear night]

Dw I remembered it

[rough python]

right now?

[twilit river]

He's annoying as hell, more annoying than me if you can believe it

[clear night]

Nah I knew it already because his birthday is 4 days after mine.

[slate owl]

:3

[twilit river]

Are you saying you were born on April Fools?

Chat is this real?

[rough python]

wait Asser is a he?

[twilit river]

WAIT ASSER IS A SHE???

[rough python]

also im putting this on my wall

[clear night]

WAIT ASSER IS?????

[rough python]

an ASS?

[rough python]

couldnt resist

[slate owl]

[clear night]

Lmao no bully ;3

[rough python]

ok seriously tho is @rocky epoch a he or a she?

[twilit river]

@arctic heart is this real?

[slate owl]

have some cheese chat

[rough python]

@arctic heart is this a W stream?

[clear night]

He is a male (she claims to be one)

[twilit river]

Probably a he

[rough python]

from the hands it looks a like a she tbh

could be wrong

[clear night]

Nah he is a boy, he is just 14.

He has not developed fully.

[slate owl]

no girl aged 14 is that edgy and annoying

[rough python]

i thought he was a boy too at first

[twilit river]

Maybe he's 10

[rough python]

idk why i thought he was a female

[slate owl]

some of them are annoying but not like him

[sweet dirge]

yeehaw

[slate owl]

welcome new memver

[rough python]

i actually don't know why people find him annoying

[sweet dirge]

tanks

[clear night]

Something tells me that you're from Texas.

[sweet dirge]

nope

just wanted to say yeehaw lol

[clear night]

Wait what's the new interface?

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-world-of-warcraft-login-play-ironfist-gif-240592917241604487

[slate owl]

literally me

[rough python]

@slate owl an answer to this?

[slate owl]

always picking fights

[clear night]

Go to sleep 'baby'

[chilly salmon]

Heyy

[clear night]

I'll punch you.

[slate owl]

mf is always like saying "no skill" and shit but only plays lower rated ppl

[rough python]

i find him to be the chillest person around tbh

[slate owl]

you need some new friends

[clear night]

You gotta be kidding

[rough python]

no

[rough python]

i had some here

but i've been gone for so long that most are in their own business now

[slate owl]

and i wish he stopped posting that wojak video and gothamchess image

[rough python]

so i dont even know

[rough python]

oh that levy rizzman image ☠️

[slate owl]

everytime i decide that i will open a blocked message its always one between those two

[rough python]

wait you blocked him??

[slate owl]

its not even that funny

[slate owl]

no :3

[rough python]

i gave him some new weapons too like this one

[slate owl]

hes now obsessed with it

cant find memes himself ig

[rough python]

don't mind me im just supplying memes here

[rough python]

do try at home

@ everyone dead chat xD

[unkempt stream]

Huh? How to solve it? as white

[sweet dirge]

teehee

[bright wind]

bxf15

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[somber bear]

Yeah that I know

[outer sage]

Hi

[grim edge]

Hi

[outer sage]

Hi

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kto-lbow-hi-hello-hi-there-gif-25347432

[outer sage]

💀

󠀠

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

They are tumors

[outer sage]

💀eww

My stomach is so upset rn

[grim edge]

Why?

[outer sage]

Idk

[gusty edge]

hello children

[outer sage]

I ate fast food yesterday

[grim edge]

Acidity?

Try eno

[unkempt stream]

lol

[outer sage]

Nah

[outer sage]

Bro is for sure Indian

[grim edge]

Hanji

Desi hu

[unkempt stream]

How to solve it?

[unkempt stream]

IMA INDIAN 2

[grim edge]

70% server Indian hai

That's what I've seen

[unkempt stream]

sahi hai

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-fish-smile-gold-fish-sunglasses-gif-5441093

[tame holly]

the new chess feature: good or nah?

[unkempt stream]

Guys did u see this https://www.chess.com/clubs/forum/view/bullet-leaderboard-top-1-player-changed?page=1&newCommentCount=1#first_new_comment

[grim edge]

Ig NxP

[rough python]

i need that cat picture

[upbeat viper]

[finite jasper]

W quality?

[clear night]

Hi basty!

Good night basty!

[stable mirage]

:3

[fervent jasper]

dead chat

why so cute tho

[viral epoch]

:3

[grim edge]

:3

[fervent jasper]

too many sweets here

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

hi mitzu

[clear night]

:3

[fervent jasper]

worst chess chat i could expect

[grim edge]

go to #💬〡chess-talk

[frigid shadow]

Ok so i studied a bit of psychology of cheating (Not in a relationship but in general)

People do not always cheat for reward, in fact most of them cheat for the power they feel after accomplishing a particular stand

I dont know about everyone but "The fudge factor" Is something which matters.
to put this in perspective, you may cheat at the test by asking your friends but ur conscience MAY not agree to hide notes in ur clothes or the bathroom, Probably because u wanna feel good about yourself, so the brain tells us that we can cheat a little and it doesnt count.

To go deeper in perspective you can review the story of "Mincravenger", To give this power, A lot of surveys have been conducted where the amount or rate or cheating remains constant while the "Monetary incentive" highly appreciates,but when the cheating gives u a edge in a moral field, people tend to cheat less. even with low risk of getting caught.

[fervent jasper]

dawg

[grim edge]

what r u talking about...

[peak plank]

Nah some people just are bad and salty

[clear night]

hellow water image of lexip.

[grim edge]

true

[frigid shadow]

exactly. once cheating is abolished from their natural being they have no personna whatsoever

as i explained, they need a validation.

[grim edge]

So narcissistic individuals are prone to cheating then?

[clear night]

Hey are you an image formed by a concave mirror with the object played on the optical centre?

[clear night]

Isn't narcissist someone who does drugs?

[frigid shadow]

No

[grim edge]

This if funny

[frigid shadow]

true.

[clear night]

I heard about the narcotics police. Do they catch narcissists? Also those people in uniform called narcs.

[peak plank]

Nah Danny just flipped me

Swiped too hard

[frigid shadow]

bros onto nothing💀😭

[peak plank]

Then I spun around in circles

Till I was upside down

[clear night]

For some reason the new features don't work for me.

I just want to be annoying and rude and still be wuved :3

[frigid shadow]

The psychology of cheating extends beyond mere rewards, often driven by a sense of power and accomplishment. This can be seen in how people rationalize cheating, with some actions considered more acceptable than others due to their impact on self-image. The "fudge factor" concept illustrates this, where individuals may justify minor forms of cheating to maintain a positive self-image. Studies, such as those involving "Mincravenger," reveal that while monetary incentives may increase cheating rates, moral considerations can mitigate cheating behavior even when the risk of detection is low.

[clear night]

Sounds like something a cheater would say to act smarter and pretend to be innocent.

[grim edge]

Interesting! Where did you get this info? An article?

[clear night]

Speaking of cheaters...

[frigid shadow]

no actually

i studied behavioural economics

for quite a bit

read articles and studies

[grim edge]

Got it.

[clear night]

Anyone from North Korea here?

Need help for an international relations' project.

[minor spoke]

Ask unity

[grim edge]

You should connect your account. I want to learn more about “Mincravenger”.

[frigid shadow]

bros definitely the funny guy from the school

[frigid shadow]

Alright. Do you want a documentary? I may have a few videos i took references from.

[grim edge]

Okay. I was hoping you could give me a 20-minute lecture in a VC.

[frigid shadow]

ill type actually.

[grim edge]

Connect your account and discuss. You can't talk without getting connected

Typing sucks.

[frigid shadow]

less than being considered a pyscho, its 12 in here.

[grim edge]

Oh lol. We can set up a time maybe tomorrow.

[honest drift]

Chat ded

[fast kiln]

hello Chessmen

[clear night]

Yay Hans won

[minor spoke]

Bots wassup

[humble oracle]

what openings for white can yall recommend

[frigid shadow]

@grim edge dms

[honest drift]

Bongcloud ooga booga variation

[humble oracle]

alr

[clear night]

Ngl, I feel bad for alive-corpseeee for having to talk to you. May God have mercy on him.

[clear night]

London system

[frigid shadow]

kings pawn mcleod or mcloyd variation is coo

[clear night]

Yes I have temporary brain damage.

[humble oracle]

idk what tf i should do in the middlegame

i play e4 and random stuff but i wanna play d4

[frigid shadow]

English, nimzoswitch, Mcloyd variation against 1 e4 e5

[frigid shadow]

stop strengthen one opening

[clear night]

I almost revealed my super secret prep :3

[viral epoch]

Hallo Mashu sashu

[humble oracle]

thats why i like to play with black bc i play caro/slav only

[frigid shadow]

play Sicilian

[humble oracle]

nah i know 0 theory

[frigid shadow]

maybe and hikaru rat

rats pretty cool

[clear night]

@cloud ledge

[frigid shadow]

being playing since a long time

the haxo gambit scotch is pretty good

[minor spoke]

Hi

[clear night]

Just learn theory. It's not that hard to learn 5-6 moves and ideas.

[humble oracle]

idk where and i dont feel like it

[frigid shadow]

get ahh kicked against good player

[minor spoke]

Theory is dumb just play on instinct

[humble oracle]

kevin macleod made an opening?

[clear night]

No nub

[lone zenith]

thats why your 2000, and not 100

[frigid shadow]

tell me ur

chesscom

[minor spoke]

Is that a roast 💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> climbik

This is the Chess.com profile of climbik. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1930 (peak)
Blitz: 1276 (1338 peak)
Bullet: 1426 (1516 peak)

[frigid shadow]

aigh ill revivew in a bit

[humble oracle]

nvm doesnt work

[frigid shadow]

send ur username

[humble oracle]

cantfindtactics

[frigid shadow]

alright

ill send u a report sorta thing soon im super free rn

[west reef]

Theory matter at higher level

[clear night]

I hope more people leave this server.

[minor spoke]

Wait bro someone is copying me

[olive canyon]

same but thats not my username

[dire wadi]

Y?

[minor spoke]

WHO R u

[olive canyon]

idek

[clear night]

Another alt.

[minor spoke]

No skill to the game if moves r just memorized

[west reef]

Theory matter even for top Gms

[minor spoke]

Of who

[minor spoke]

My point still stands

[clear night]

Probably that 200 who is smurfing/stockfishing and is still not banned

[minor spoke]

💀

[west reef]

No it's actually skill to maneuver after the theory is complete

[minor spoke]

It’s more skill to just play the game

[west reef]

It's skill to memorize theory

Memory skill

[peak plank]

Stop being dead lost by move 10 then

[finite jasper]

Theory is dumb, just be worse out of the opening and swindle primary your opponent

[clear night]

How do yu know the position is lost? Reported for being interesting.

[peak plank]

Because it's theory

[west reef]

My sexy Sicilian has carried me through 1200 till 1700

[peak plank]

And I know when my opponent deviates

[west reef]

It's win win for me with my sexy Sicilian

[clear night]

That's what they all say. A CHESS THEORY.

[peak plank]

Too bad, I play reti

[west reef]

Sexy Sicilian o Kelly system and njdorf

[weak cairn]

is sicilian actually good to learn

[minor spoke]

Noooo

[west reef]

I play c5 in reti too

Sicilian invitation

[clear night]

Anyway Jajubkoba_pl said that his immortal scotch game was theory. Too bad he got yeeted.

[minor spoke]

I make my own theory

[ripe halo]

I still weird to me that in chess, theory isn't actually theory

[west reef]

Every move u make on chess is already theory anyways

What moves u r making out of ur ass

[minor spoke]

Theory is a very superficial term, anything could be theory

[west reef]

Ye

[clear night]

Typical 400 elo chat

[west reef]

Says who stuck at 1600

Get better camelson

[clear night]

Yap yap. Also I beat you so L bozo.

[west reef]

Yap yap, u beat me when I was 1500

[clear night]

Now I can just sit on my W and never play you again ti flex mt positive score haha

[west reef]

I am at peak rn

[clear night]

Noob

[ripe halo]

Theory in chess is mainly a body of knowledge about known, and evaluated, positions which is different than an hypothesis or how something works

[west reef]

Typical loser behavior

[ripe halo]

That's what I meant

[west reef]

Typical beeta male

[clear night]

Mad cuz bad

[fervent jasper]

sucking on chess figures real gud dawg

[clear night]

Especially the bishops.

[fervent jasper]

korus challenge me

[west reef]

Na it's midnight

I am sleepy

[fervent jasper]

let it be midfight

u dont wanna sleep with a lost

stuck on ur head irritating u forever and ever

[west reef]

Na

I came second on a tournament

I am fine with that

[fervent jasper]

cap

[west reef]

6.5/7, I can't be harsh on myself

[clear night]

5.5/7

[west reef]

Some dude got 7/7 and became first

Lol lol

Yea 5.5

[clear night]

I might have been stalking you.

[west reef]

So it seems

Again, typical loser behavior

[clear night]

I love you but womp womp

[west reef]

Na

[clear night]

:3

[west reef]

Ur bit weird

[clear night]

Kill them with cuteness Nyaa~

I am sleep deprived and bored and annoyed and excited.

[west reef]

I legit think that 7/7 dude was either cheat or smurf

Annoying

[west reef]

Go sleep

Like a good lil kid

[sweet yoke]

ur so real for this

[west reef]

..

One block messages

Interesting

[sweet yoke]

i think korus deserves to be reported to the mods

[west reef]

Imagine beefing with someone Randomly strangers on discord chat

Couldn't be me bebeee

😉