💬〡general-off-topic

[empty ice]

hi

[fallen fern]

That’s actually pretty cool I want to see you solve it

[rocky epoch]

the trick i showed is ribbon spread

[twin hull]

my cam very bad

[rocky epoch]

I learned in 2 days

[empty ice]

ribbon spread you say

mmm

[fallen fern]

card tricks is really cool

[empty ice]

can it be done like with regular low quality cards like those one would buy in a local store or smt

[fallen fern]

I’ve always wanted to shuffle cards the cool way but it was always so hard to hold all the cards in my hand

[rocky epoch]

yes but the real problem is where you do them

[digital phoenix]

im literally grass

[fallen fern]

Luckily I already have the pass but can’t use it

[rocky epoch]

for me i use a mouse pad , my couch

[twin hull]

lol

[fallen fern]

No I am you imposter

[twin hull]

true

[digital phoenix]

im english grass

[empty ice]

how about an average table or a counter

[rocky epoch]

wont work

[digital phoenix]

ur the grass in china

[fallen fern]

In japan*

[empty ice]

konichiwa

[fallen fern]

Bro ur profile says ur Indian

[rocky epoch]

the cards will slide and not spread in the right way for the ribbons spread

[empty ice]

nig a

[rocky epoch]

💀

[digital phoenix]

is asser gonna do it

[rocky epoch]

that took a huge turn 💀💀

[fallen fern]

Konkon

[empty ice]

so what do you recommend instead

[digital phoenix]

asser are u gonna do it

[rocky epoch]

You do it

[fallen fern]

Asser is Arab

[empty ice]

ore wa

[twin hull]

yea so

[digital phoenix]

im no snitch

[rocky epoch]

i just said

[rocky epoch]

you gotta become one today

[fallen fern]

Bruh

[empty ice]

yes you are

[digital phoenix]

nah

[twin hull]

you didnt like indian??

[rocky epoch]

@twin hull you ping

[fallen fern]

I never said that, but Indians can’t say the n word

[empty ice]

but i wanna get some advise on it so please go ahead and spill the tea

[digital phoenix]

u guys ever just see an indian and then think to urself oh look an indian

[rocky epoch]

I literally just said bro couch or a mouse pad

[twin hull]

(just a spam)

[fallen fern]

No…….

I live in Canada, not surprising to see one

[empty ice]

i am also inferring you are pretty good at chess as well right

[digital phoenix]

u guys ever just see a [any race] and then think to urself oh look a [any person of that race]

[rocky epoch]

my god

No im not

[twin hull]

I

[digital phoenix]

do u drink maple syrup

[fallen fern]

No I just kill people with kindness

[empty ice]

bruh my eyesight must be lacking or smt cus theres no way i wouldnt see it

[empty ice]

thats okay just sayinh

[fallen fern]

I need to get back to studying, but I can’t, so tired

[empty ice]

saying

[rocky epoch]

why did u say n word

[fallen fern]

Let them say it behind a screen but if they say it irl just spray paint their eyes

[digital phoenix]

i think i can finally go back to touching grass guys

[twin hull]

lol

[rocky epoch]

Telegram 🤮🤮

[fallen fern]

….

[digital phoenix]

its whatsapp btw

[grim edge]

everyone, today is @grim edge 's birthday! tag him in your birthday wishes!

[fallen fern]

What even is telegram

[rocky epoch]

whatsapp 🤮🤮

[digital phoenix]

bro what do u use

[rocky epoch]

Messenger 😎😎

[digital phoenix]

disgusting

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

[fallen fern]

Asser knows what’s up

iMessage >>>

[rocky epoch]

It has more and better features than whatsapp

[twin hull]

I use discord only

lol

[rocky epoch]

Bro lives in 2005

[empty ice]

i thought it would be fitttingly hilarious since in korean i think means you so given that bro didnt make clear what his nationaly is..

[fallen fern]

No I live in 2003

[empty ice]

just that he was asian

Asian

[rocky epoch]

N word isnt allowed here anyway

[fallen fern]

sorry not iMessage, MSN>

[finite jasper]

Interesting best move

[rocky epoch]

broo 💀💀

[empty ice]

okay my bad

[twin hull]

lmao

[rocky epoch]

@twin hull this you?

[empty ice]

anyhow

[finite jasper]

Interesting

[twin hull]

I am oppsite of this

lmao

[grim edge]

check DM

[empty ice]

dont you happen to know how to play any instrument or to boast another exhilirating tallent as well

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge happy birthday

[twin hull]

yea i am this

[rocky epoch]

Do you understand the meme

[finite jasper]

Is your pfp from blue lock

[rocky epoch]

Yup

[finite jasper]

Nice

[rocky epoch]

It's KAISER!

[finite jasper]

The artstyle looked familiar

[twin hull]

nah

[finite jasper]

:o the OP guy?

[tropic yarrow]

🤠👋🏼

[rocky epoch]

It means you're wishing to be like giga chad

[rocky epoch]

yep

[finite jasper]

Michael Kaiser

[twin hull]

lol ok

[grim edge]

Happy birthday, @grim edge

[twin hull]

@grim edge Happy Bithday

[twin hull]

lol

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge happy birthday bro!

[twin hull]

chess+chad

chesschad

[rocky epoch]

gothamchad

[twin hull]

yea

[empty ice]

dont you happen to know how to play any instrument or to boast another exhilirating tallent as well

[twin hull]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[empty ice]

takes takes takes

[twin hull]

not so good

[empty ice]

fr

[twin hull]

[rocky epoch]

No

[empty ice]

ok

[twin hull]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

me when I see mate in 69

[empty ice]

the rook rocks

[twin hull]

yea

[empty ice]

hell yeah

whats your highest elo pal

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chandra2605

This is the Chess.com profile of chandra2605. Take a look!

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1062 (1239 peak)
Blitz: 1505 (1526 peak)
Bullet: 1365 (1422 peak)

[empty ice]

mine is 1200

[fallen fern]

To think I got banned for 10 min cuz of this

[empty ice]

i cannot see it

it is too small

[twin hull]

thats why i deleted my message

[twin hull]

test ur eyes

[empty ice]

bruh

[fallen fern]

Can you see from far?

[empty ice]

my eyesight is downright bad

kinda

hence i wear glasses

[rocky epoch]

Im at my peak

[twin hull]

I dont touch grass then also i dont wear glasses

[fallen fern]

If you’re farsighted you tend to struggle with small font or things close to your face

[empty ice]

what

[twin hull]

what

[fallen fern]

If you’re nearsighted then you can’t see things from far, aka everything is a jump scare

[twin hull]

test your eyes plss

[empty ice]

ummm

[rocky epoch]

Me

[empty ice]

sure

how

[fallen fern]

Luckyyyyyy

[twin hull]

go to the eyes doc

or somewere idk i am 13 year kid

[fallen fern]

@grim edge happy bday from someone who told me to say this

[rocky epoch]

I actually got both

[twin hull]

some one told me also

[fallen fern]

Rlly???

[grim edge]

Happy birthday, @grim edge

[fallen fern]

Asser how old are you

[rocky epoch]

not rlly

[fallen fern]

:T

[rocky epoch]

i cant see without glasses and i cant see if stuff is close to my eyes

[fallen fern]

Oh dang

[twin hull]

yea same happy birthday @grim edge BRO

[empty ice]

to be totally honest i never payed attention to that all know about the reason i wear them is because when i was way younger 8 or so my family noticed that i would watch the tv tilted with my face looking upwards for whatever reason but with my eyes staring into the tv

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge happy birthday man

[twin hull]

me too but i can see without glasses

[empty ice]

i did already

[fallen fern]

Pretty attentive

[twin hull]

oh

[fallen fern]

Your were embracing the tv

[empty ice]

yep

[twin hull]

everyone do /profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Asser Ashry (asserashry)

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Rapid: 930 (938 peak)
Blitz: 651 (peak)
Bullet: 510 (873 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chandra2605

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Rapid: 1062 (1239 peak)
Blitz: 1505 (1526 peak)
Bullet: 1365 (1422 peak)

[fallen fern]

There’s 4 everyone’s in this server

Which one are you talking about

[twin hull]

all

[rocky epoch]

He mean people talking rn

[twin hull]

yea

[rocky epoch]

@glass kiln can we ban you

[fallen fern]

It was satire

[empty ice]

it is kinda weird cus as far as poeple i know that wear glasses neither of them do it because of a similar cause

[twin hull]

lmao

[fallen fern]

I’m lowkey having an aneurism trying to read your messages

[twin hull]

/profile

[empty ice]

english is not my mother tongue bro

[rocky epoch]

LOL

[fallen fern]

What’s your mother tongue

[rocky epoch]

He means it isnt my main language

[twin hull]

mine too mine is hindi

[fallen fern]

I KNOW ASSER 😭😭😭

I was born and raised in Canada

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[fallen fern]

I’m asking them what’s their first language

[fallen fern]

This is the second time you’ve sent this

[empty ice]

what i mean is not many people use glasses dont do it because they watch the tv in a weird manner,but becuase they cannot see at all

[twin hull]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035082

[empty ice]

taco

[fallen fern]

BEAUTIFUL

[empty ice]

really thats awesome

[fallen fern]

We’re you trying to write in shorter sentences or in slang

Cuz you clearly speak English fluently

[empty ice]

parle vous de baguette

[twin hull]

But you cant in other lang here

[empty ice]

i dont understand the first part

[fallen fern]

Nope

[fallen fern]

Ah ok nvm

[empty ice]

did you want to type were instead of we are

[empty ice]

lol

[twin hull]

are you talking about baguette

[fallen fern]

Dang maybe English is hard

Idk how to explain “we’re”

[twin hull]

we are

[empty ice]

it is a joke

[empty ice]

i meant were you trying instead of we are trying

cus thats what i understood

[empty ice]

about french actually

[fallen fern]

Now I’m confused

[twin hull]

#🗣〡ask-magnus do magnus has a discord??

[empty ice]

thats how i was bro

[rocky epoch]

No

[empty ice]

reread your message if u dont mind

[empty ice]

this one

[rocky epoch]

Chess com are gonna meet magnus and ask them questions , and some questions from #🗣〡ask-magnus will be asked to him

[twin hull]

oh for real

thats crasy

[twin hull]

what league are you in??

[rocky epoch]

In chess?

[twin hull]

yea

chesscom

[rocky epoch]

Crystal

[twin hull]

I am sliver

and i am 1500

how

[twin hull]

whats your id

on chesscom

[rocky epoch]

AsserAshry

[twin hull]

bro is in a match

[rocky epoch]

yea

u can watch

[twin hull]

yep

[fallen fern]

No I wasn’t trying to say we are there

[deft bear]

are there any trans GMs?

[rocky epoch]

This is why french OP

[fallen fern]

Are you Egyptian??

[twin hull]

want to play

[rocky epoch]

Yes

[fallen fern]

Yea ur last name checks out

[empty ice]

what were you tryna say then

also wht does your user name mean

is it japanese

[fallen fern]

I was asking you if you were trying to shorten your sentences because your sentences was hard to read, but then you corrected yourself

[empty ice]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[fallen fern]

It’s a Chinese character but it’s the Japanese word

For grass

[empty ice]

it makes sense now

[empty ice]

so thats what all the grass chatting was about

[fallen fern]

No 😭 nobody knows my name means grass

[empty ice]

bro

[fallen fern]

Everyone just has a habit of saying go touch grass, as in to go outside

[empty ice]

i like you

[fallen fern]

Uh

Thank you?

[zealous glen]

Grass-chan

[fallen fern]

Yes maciejka333 austistic polish kid-chan

[empty ice]

dont get it wrong lol i meant you are chill and i am having a blast chatting with you

[fallen fern]

Who doesn’t have a blast talking to me

[empty ice]

how can i add you as a friend

[fallen fern]

Im not accepting new friend requests

[empty ice]

oh thats sad to hear

[fallen fern]

Too many randos keep adding me, we can just chat here

[empty ice]

okay

i dont mind it

[fallen fern]

Yea very unfortunate I know

[empty ice]

what have you been up to

[fallen fern]

Studying for exams

[empty ice]

i see

[fallen fern]

Chess, mosque

Sleep, repeat

[empty ice]

like in university

[fallen fern]

How do you even know I’m in university

[empty ice]

just asking

[fallen fern]

That’s just you assuming

You’re the second person to ask me this

[empty ice]

if you dont want me to inquire any further on your life i will cease to do it

ummm

[fallen fern]

So formal

You’re good, it’s just in the span of 3 days randos keep speaking to me

[rocky epoch]

@twin hull gg

[twin hull]

@rocky epoch gg

[twin hull]

you played very well

[rocky epoch]

That was a really nice game , i lost cuz time panic

[empty ice]

maybe it has to do with the fact that lots of people go to the university lol

[rocky epoch]

Thanks

[empty ice]

h

[twin hull]

For a time I was think i would lose

[fallen fern]

Wait what the heck

[empty ice]

umm

[fallen fern]

Just a second ago you were speaking in broken English how did you get so good in the span of 10 minutes

[rocky epoch]

i had really good position but i slipped and then time panicked

[rocky epoch]

maybe his trolling

[twin hull]

Yea

[rocky epoch]

howd you know

[twin hull]

bruh

[fallen fern]

Most likely, also اتكلم العربية؟

[rocky epoch]

نعم

[fallen fern]

Oiiiii

[rocky epoch]

who

[twin hull]

no you cant

[twin hull]

its me

[rocky epoch]

oh

[fallen fern]

What dialects of Arabic can you speak Asser

[twin hull]

you had 6s I 2:50 s

lmao

[rocky epoch]

Lol

[twin hull]

want to play a 10 min?

[rocky epoch]

Okay

[twin hull]

wait i will send

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[rocky epoch]

Egyptian and Syria and Saudi

[empty ice]

that's the way i normally speak what happened was i wanted to experiment with new stuff but ostensibly it didnt go well,my sincere apologies if i caused any sort of inconveniences rest assured for i will do all i can to not bother any more and btw sorry for my bad english,mastering a new language is no easy task

[twin hull]

done

[rocky epoch]

If that what u mean

[fallen fern]

Nice I’m learning Saudi kinda

[empty ice]

allahu akbar

[fallen fern]

What the heck are you on about

I’m not reading all that

Clearly my acc just links to randos imma go on my second acc

[empty ice]

i am high

[fallen fern]

Ew

[slate owl]

:3

[empty ice]

through heaven and earth

[fallen fern]

Love ur bio

Wtf

[empty ice]

"Throughout Heaven and Earth, I Alone Am The Honored One" T

[fallen fern]

Ur weird

[empty ice]

lol

[fallen fern]

I’m logging out now

[empty ice]

bye

still there

[slate owl]

thanks :3

[proven drift]

1v1 son

[slate owl]

i only play good boys

[proven drift]

Please

[empty ice]

would you have a match with me

[slate owl]

youve been a bad kitten

[digital phoenix]

i put the g in germination

[slate owl]

i will not play you

[empty ice]

a

[proven drift]

...

[slate owl]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

its april fools

[proven drift]

What did i do

[empty ice]

nvm

[slate owl]

[proven drift]

Why ping mods

[slate owl]

you know what you did?

[proven drift]

I just said..

..

Are u hallucinating?

[limpid meteor]

Who down to play

[proven drift]

Elo?

[limpid meteor]

FIDE or ches.xom

[proven drift]

Fide

[limpid meteor]

1100

[proven drift]

Cc?

[limpid meteor]

1700 rapid

[novel moat]

I do

[proven drift]

My user in cc- Disappointment_dude

[limpid meteor]

Alr ill play you after dinner lol

[rocky epoch]

look who is snitching

[limpid meteor]

Sorry,it was a black swan

[proven drift]

Bruh

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge happy bday

[past cave]

I'm confused. Why can't I post in improvement-talk?

oh, you literally have to connect your chess.com account

that's kinda creepy tbh

[novel moat]

Yeah extremely creepy

[digital phoenix]

Yeah extremely creepy

[cursive pawn]

Ban fifa

[rose torrent]

thats fifa mobile

[digital phoenix]

ya

[random drum]

The friend who taught me chess and scholars mate was my best friend since 1st class. He taught me chess in 4th grade. In my 5th grade I changed city. I didn't meet to him after that In 6th(late 2021) he got hospitalized due to some problem and he came home after few days. My mom asked me to call him bcz he just came back from hospital but sadly I didn't and after 22 days of that incident he passed away. It still hurts. I didn't share this with anyone yet but it's the reason I want to win something huge in chess

I started playing again in 8th grade

and now I am in 10th grade and I am still noob

[digital phoenix]

unlucky

[random drum]

He had some kidney problems

[digital phoenix]

what the flip

[sleek oriole]

I wish you good dreams🥰

[ivory marlin]

Happy april fools

[digital phoenix]

i hate mondays

[slate owl]

kitty

[rough python]

@rocky epoch Reporting for duty

[sleek oriole]

9, 10, 11 or 12 idk how the pages are built

[rocky epoch]

☄️🔥

[rough python]

6 pages

[rough python]

wsp

[rocky epoch]

Hello

[rough python]

hru?

[rocky epoch]

Good how about you

[rough python]

I'm alright

[rocky epoch]

Nice

[rough python]

any drama?

No? ||bruh||

[rough python]

Ishowgandhi

[grim edge]

@grim edge Happy birthday, oldie! Happy April Fools' Day!

[rocky epoch]

Lol

[rough python]

dedication

@grim edge Happy Birthday! 🎂

[grim edge]

He's a die-hard Justin Bieber fan!

[rose torrent]

warra clown

[clear night]

Hi

[grim edge]

it's goofy! and it's april fools! fooled you!

[clear night]

Happy birthday twin

[rough python]

wait it's april already?

[clear night]

Shut up, it is because I said it is.

Also reported for impersonation

Jk I love guylo

Anyways, fridge you all.

[slate owl]

happy birthday

[clear night]

Thanks 🥹

[slate owl]

:3

[clear night]

:3

[grim edge]

April 1st is Guylo's birthday, Alpie. Yours can be on the 2nd

[clear night]

You can't change my birthday

[grim edge]

bruh, give this man a break. Behind that funny mask is a broken man.

[clear night]

Why guylo ren 2? What happened to original?

[grim edge]

I see you, Guylo. All you do is to be funny, but when the darkness comes, who makes you laugh?

HAHAHAH

[slate owl]

[tribal silo]

Agreed

He might be hikaru and thats not ok

[rough python]

[lament jacinth]

I have arrived children

[clear night]

I have the children

[rough python]

where?

[clear night]

$16,942,069,420

[dense tundra]

Can I get my account flagged for fair play for April fools??

[clear night]

Sounds like a cool idea but I don't condone this for legal reasons.

[rough python]

ask mod

@

[clear night]

I am batman

[rough python]

good

[clear night]

Time for arson

[grim edge]

Yes.

[clear night]

Nice april fool's prank imo. The kids in the orphanage would be pranked so hard fr.

[slate owl]

:3

[clear night]

The hottest thing someone can do on april fool's, is wishing me a happy birthday.

[slate owl]

i want sleep

[clear night]

Then go to sleep

Addie I have an asmr vid for you wait.

[clear night]

https://youtu.be/lMZsgH0KJV0?feature=shared

[slate owl]

what

[clear night]

^-^

[rough python]

use this

[clear night]

no

[slate owl]

i want sleep not when im sleepy

[clear night]

:3

[rough python]

:|

[clear night]

Go to slep punches

[rough python]

☻

[slate owl]

no :3

[clear night]

You're cute. Now sleep to get candy.

[rough python]

↓ this person is lying

[clear night]

Yes I am

[rough python]

perfect timing

[blissful relic]

owo

[clear night]

Addie, I hate you. Now cry yourself to sleep.

[slate owl]

its 5pm

[clear night]

OwO

[clear night]

Ik. I sleep at 5 PM too sometimes.

[rough python]

↑ This person is telling the truth

[slate owl]

[clear night]

@slate owl I was lying :3 you're still my favourite bf

[rough python]

↑ This person is telling the truth

[modern rain]

Huh

[rough python]

↑ This person was lying

[gilded lava]

Who is this streamer? Asking for a friend?

[slate owl]

:3

[rough python]

It's pablos

[slate owl]

me

[magic comet]

ded chat

[magic comet]

💀

where did you get these?

[rough python]

this one i got from here

[magic comet]

Source video?

[lone spindle]

its a bit loud

[rough python]

the person?

[rough python]

you play caro and london too?

[magic comet]

👁️👄👁️

[rough python]

nice

[lone spindle]

yes i play caro kann and the london system

[rough python]

me too

[lone spindle]

great

[clear night]

Dead chat xD

[rough python]

you are officially now a cool kid

[formal swallow]

what elo

[clear night]

Act like a duck :3

[magic comet]

what is dickipedia

[rough python]

duckify yourself

[clear night]

Wikipedia but bad

[rough python]

what is wikipedia? (dont say dickipedia but good)

[magic comet]

specifically what it is?

I heard it from my classmate

[clear night]

wikimedia but pee

[clear night]

Yum! Kids!

[magic comet]

how does you get this?

[rough python]

discord

[magic comet]

server?

[rough python]

kr0nos basement

[clear night]

<@&745328830649991179>

[digital phoenix]

rusia

[clear night]

🇷🇺

[maiden mesa]

lmaoo check out this monkey getting april fools day pranked

[clear night]

I clicked the link. It finally taught me the truth about America.

[clear night]

How is showing monkey a lemon considered as an april fools prank?

[maiden mesa]

its a video, you'll see

[clear night]

It says img.

[digital phoenix]

blud got april fooled

[clear night]

Ew is that an American term?

[maiden mesa]

you are the monkey getting pranked

[clear night]

How am I getting pranked?

[rough python]

watch this to help you not get bamboozled by these americans

[clear night]

Lying is not called pranking. By your logic, me saying 'Shekels is handsome' is a prank.

[maiden mesa]

if you have to ask how you got pranked then it's pretty clear you got pranked

[clear night]

The play button is too blurry. Makes it obvious.

[maiden mesa]

april fools day pranks traditionally include lying, IE the spaghetti plant BBC hoax

[clear night]

That is a video of a black child punching the camera.

[clear night]

Shekels is handsome.

[maiden mesa]

thank you

[rough python]

yes

[rough python]

wait are you lying or?

[maiden mesa]

nah hes dead serious

[clear night]

That is a video showcasing multiple skeletons.

Also, I was just pranking him.

[rough python]

yes it is how did you know?

[clear night]

I watched it.

[rough python]

@maiden mesa ↑ this person is telling the truth

dead chat xd

[clear night]

dead chat xD

[clear night]

That is a video of someone yelling out whatever text is written on the video's thumbnail.

[digital phoenix]

blud

[clear night]

@digital phoenix just said 'blud'.

Alpaca feels cringed out.

[digital phoenix]

blud

[clear night]

The hot lasagna repeated his message. Alpaca feels attracted.

[silent quest]

[west reef]

touch grass

[silent quest]

Damn

@west reef pretty good

[clear night]

Alpaca's intrusive thoughts won.

[west reef]

dont let your intrusive thoughts win

[west reef]

what's good

[digital phoenix]

ok blud

[west reef]

go touch some malaysian grass

[digital phoenix]

no way blud

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-grass-grass-gif-22491603

[clear night]

Alpaca falls in love after a third repetition of the word 'blud'.

[rough python]

alpaca

[west reef]

trying to spam "blud" like some london boy

[rough python]

is alpaca

[rough python]

are you

tf is happening

and who tf is @icy orchid

[digital phoenix]

yeah

[rough python]

noice (did you see what he wrote 🤔 )

[clear night]

Lasagna can I get autograph

[digital phoenix]

whos addie

[digital phoenix]

sure where

[clear night]

Buttcheeks

[digital phoenix]

alr

[clear night]

flexes autograph

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-reply-gif-25967610

[cunning hollow]

Heyo!
Im new here!!

[rough python]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-queens-gambit-chess-gif-19851929

[mossy furnace]

i might fell in love

[lament jacinth]

Helo friend

[mossy furnace]

me no speK engrish

[ivory marlin]

Big eyes small face i like,whats yo wechat?

[rough python]

thats not me...

and what even is wechat

[ivory marlin]

💀💀

[ivory marlin]

I thought thats u DAYUMM

[rough python]

it was hikaru mixed with beth harmon

[formal swallow]

smash

[ivory marlin]

I totally agree

[rough python]

begone

[formal swallow]

how bout magnus mixed with hikaru

[ivory marlin]

💀

[formal swallow]

no normal magnus but wizzard magnus

[ivory marlin]

No emotions.

[ivory marlin]

Hell naw😭

[ivory marlin]

Bro what drink u drinkin in ur pfp

I love vodka

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-hikaru-naka-hands-oh-yes-baby-rubbing-hands-gif-25390470

💀im jk

[formal swallow]

some sweet sweet whiskey

[ivory marlin]

But hikaru lmaoo

[formal swallow]

smash and a half

[ivory marlin]

Vodka better although whiskey also good

[formal swallow]

as long as its not tequila

ion drink for taste i drink for effect

[ivory marlin]

Agree.

Tea also good.

[formal swallow]

long island ?

[ivory marlin]

Dam effect??

Fr ive tried that before but like too dizzy.

i drin for effect and taste

Both.

[formal swallow]

my wifes uncle makes a vanilla vodka

[ivory marlin]

Although i dont always drink wine or alcohol

[formal swallow]

angelic stuff

[ivory marlin]

Delicious.

[formal swallow]

scrumptious even

me to the officer that pulled me over

[clear night]

Alpaca love kitten

[clear night]

I drink chocolate milk.

[twin hull]

Hello 600s

[stone quiver]

Meow

[clear night]

Alpaca love cat Nyaa~

[slate owl]

meow

[woeful abyss]

hmm

[clear night]

:3

[zealous glen]

This server has so much lore

[slate owl]

what

ion know any

and by the way, free my boy cole

[west reef]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-anya-taylor-joy-beth-harmon-the-queens-gambit-bored-gif-20433156

[zealous glen]

The racist lore
The pookie bear's lore
The damn government doesent lemme groom children lore
The starkysharky lore

Whatever tf are the femboys doing lore

[clear night]

Tina lore.

[rough python]

Hello

[clear night]

Alpaca hidden lore.

[rocky epoch]

Hi

[rough python]

No drama? 🥹

[rocky epoch]

😔😔

[clear night]

Just wait about 2 years. Yall about to have crazy lore. I am indeed foreshadowing.

[slate owl]

so tired :3

[rough python]

You live near nile

[zealous glen]

The damn government doesent lemme groom children loreis the most intresting nll

[clear night]

Me too. I have a headache. I advise you to please take rest :3

[rocky epoch]

No Im in cairo

[rough python]

I wonder if a 38 yr old man is actually running this account

[slate owl]

you too pookie

[rough python]

That was my second best guess

[clear night]

Do you live in a Pyramid?

[clear night]

The lore will unfold and the mystery will be solved in around 2 years.

[rough python]

Egypt is not all about pyramids😭

[slate owl]

its not?????????

[zealous glen]

uhhh shawarma??

[clear night]

Typical failed attempt.

[rough python]

Im on phone so no memes 🫥

[rocky epoch]

Shawerma wasnt made by egyptians

[rough python]

Yeh

[rough python]

Uno reverse

ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ someone fight

[dire wadi]

Hi

[rocky epoch]

Hi

[dire wadi]

Bruh

[dire wadi]

Average American knowledge

[slate owl]

im not even american, average 600 knowledge

[dire wadi]

Oh sorry I forgot that Americans are Europeans

[slate owl]

yeah of course 600

[dire wadi]

@rocky epoch Blud thinks you’re a mummy😂💀

[rocky epoch]

😂😂

[rocky epoch]

Unfortunately, the 600 is much smarter than you

@slate owl This you

[rocky epoch]

Lol

[tacit turret]

hi

[rough python]

Ratio

[dire wadi]

Man I can’t wait to get trusted and be able to use this video

[rough python]

Your message got two ticks

[wise mortar]

Typical

[rough python]

I am the source of it all

[dire wadi]

@rocky epoch chat is that real?!

[rocky epoch]

lose the queen or lose a rook and a knight and 2 pawns..

[rocky epoch]

yup he got all packages

[dire wadi]

Is he a meme lord?

[rough python]

I sent u a friend request on cc

[rocky epoch]

Not those tho

[rocky epoch]

he have every good meme

[rocky epoch]

Ill accept now

[rough python]

But im on phone so no mem 😔

[rocky epoch]

😔😔

[rough python]

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠಠ⁠︵⁠ಠಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠಠ⁠◡⁠ಠಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠಠ⁠◡⁠ಠಠ⁠∀⁠ಠಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠಠ⁠∀⁠ಠಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ we got these tho 🔥

[dire wadi]

How

[rocky epoch]

or lose a bishop

[clear night]

I can confirm that Adelynn despite not even being much older, is more mature than you.

[rocky epoch]

april fools

[rough python]

If b take p we disciver check with r and attack queen with b

[dire wadi]

@rocky epoch he’s coping

[clear night]

Womp womp

[rocky epoch]

April fools bro

[rough python]

No development

[dire wadi]

I’m planning to prank my brothers, what should I do?

[stuck kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/palomitas-kru-gif-16208148169887356126

[rough python]

Shit in their socks

Wait no thats a bad idea

[clear night]

Wet their beds

[dire wadi]

Something more sane please?

[stuck kestrel]

Shoot him with a 12 gauge pump action shotgun

[dire wadi]

Nah it’s already wet

[stuck kestrel]

Shoot him with a glock 18

[clear night]

Pretend that they are invisible/ don't exist.

[stuck kestrel]

why did u change ur pfp smh

[clear night]

It's gonna give them emotional trauma. Trust me.

[rough python]

Break their legs and suprise them with A WHOLE 2 FREE WHEELCHAIRS

[dire wadi]

I don’t have one😔

But I have few knifes

[rough python]

Np

[stuck kestrel]

Stab and then decapitate him

[dire wadi]

That’s a good one

[dire wadi]

I think I’ll try it

[stuck kestrel]

Kidnap him and take him to an abandoned warehouse

[dire wadi]

Blud is speedrunning to get banned

[stuck kestrel]

ok but why did u change ur pfp

im gonna go now goodbye

[rocky epoch]

idk

[clear night]

You can also try to gaslight them. The effects on their mental health may or may not be permanent though.

[dire wadi]

This was my first original one before the pandemic Arab flag

[stuck kestrel]

pandemic

[rough python]

Fake your death

[clear night]

Covid

[dire wadi]

What’s gaslighting?

[clear night]

Google it. It's an emotional warfare technique.

[stuck kestrel]

Convince them that something is true when its not

[rough python]

Mindgames

[dire wadi]

Hmmm

Nah I’ll eat their body pieces in front of them

[rough python]

Cool

[rocky epoch]

Gaslighting means you ignore them

[stuck kestrel]

no it doesnt

[rough python]

Yes

[stuck kestrel]

dumb

[rough python]

No

[rocky epoch]

huh

[dire wadi]

I thought it meant lying about something

[clear night]

No it doesnt

[rocky epoch]

No

[dire wadi]

They did

[rocky epoch]

im sure it is?

[clear night]

Wait is Asser trying to reverse gaslight us??

[rough python]

It means to shit in their socks

[rocky epoch]

wat

[stuck kestrel]

u stupid

[rocky epoch]

no you

[rocky epoch]

stupid duck

[fleet scroll]

Cheese

[rough python]

Yogurt

[rocky epoch]

gaslight has multiple meanings

[rough python]

Point

[rocky epoch]

Melted cheese 🤤🤤

melted cheese on fries 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[minor owl]

i was summoned

[rough python]

The cheesy

[minor owl]

yes

[rocky epoch]

el cheesy

[minor owl]

is it i

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-gif-12716535596245055877

[minor owl]

the cheesy one

[rocky epoch]

Cheese 🤤🤤

[minor owl]

also i thought gojo was a femboy but he is ripped in his fight w sukuna

[rough python]

There so many memes i can fit here

[minor owl]

sleeper build

bro is not the super senior

[rough python]

This has many meanings

[dire wadi]

Is there McDonalds in Egypt?

[rocky epoch]

Alot

[minor owl]

i dont see the issue

[rocky epoch]

But i dont buy food from it cuz you know why @dire wadi

[minor owl]

valid asl

[dire wadi]

Don’t tell me people think it’s elegant

[rocky epoch]

i buy from a popular and egyptian restaurant called wimpy , it has delicious food and especially cheesy fries

[rocky epoch]

alot dont buy from it

[dire wadi]

Jokes on you my country doesn’t even have these famous restaurant brands

[minor owl]

i earn 0 currency every month

but how is that related 💀

[dire wadi]

The oldest one in history

[minor owl]

murica

[rough python]

San marino

[dire wadi]

I still drink Pepsi though

[rocky epoch]

san diego

[rough python]

Is the oldest i think

[rocky epoch]

Why

[rough python]

🫥

[minor owl]

"what the fuhk is a kilometer ?!?!?🦅 💯 "

[dire wadi]

Can’t deny it😔

[rough python]

Resist

[dire wadi]

It’s the only brand I drink

[rocky epoch]

I didnt even drink pepsi before the thing

Cuz It's bad for our human body

[rough python]

Drink gourmet or i think thats only in my country

[rough python]

True true

[rocky epoch]

and teeth and bones

[dire wadi]

I don’t drink/eat anything else

[rocky epoch]

Redbull and monster 🤮🤮

[rough python]

It weakens them

[dire wadi]

Iraq

[rocky epoch]

yea

[minor owl]

https://youtu.be/FyU4OgJacD0?si=Rvpzy6E3IbgJIDne

[rough python]

But san marino is the oldest

[dire wadi]

Search Sumeria

[rocky epoch]

then can you tell us which is the oldest?? 🤓

[dire wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/source-sauce-talking-heads-whats-your-source-gif-5191415888516823269

[rocky epoch]

You

@grim edge check dms i send video i cant send here

[rough python]

Yo mama so old in history class they just wrote down whatever they were doing

Dont take this to heart

[dire wadi]

Oldest countries are
1-Iraq
2-Egypt
3-Iran

[rough python]

How did u get the vid

[lone zenith]

ezzz

[rocky epoch]

It's gif but i saved

so it became video

[lone zenith]

?? why is this the first thing I see when I enter chat??

[rough python]

Ok

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge check dms

[rough python]

Imma be honest who is judas

[dire wadi]

Blud puts a question mark before starting the sentence thinking he’s Spanish

[rocky epoch]

100%

[dire wadi]

@rocky epoch

[rocky epoch]

okay

[rough python]

[dire wadi]

Based

[dire wadi]

(I don’t know sht)

[lone zenith]

no hables english

[rough python]

You read old testament?

[dire wadi]

Eres hablar inglés ahora

[rough python]

What are u then

[dire wadi]

Con mi

[grim edge]

Rare appearance of no makeup queenie 😱

[rough python]

Its alright i understand

[dire wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[rough python]

Im no atheist dude

[rocky epoch]

🤮

[dire wadi]

Bruh you can click the link

[grim edge]

Not doing that

[rough python]

Tell name of religion

[dire wadi]

Don’t do that

[lone zenith]

haram ✋

[rough python]

Deism?

[grim edge]

Wut

[rough python]

If im correct Its the belief that god exists but he doesn't care about the universe at all

[rocky epoch]

Be muslim

[rough python]

His choice bro

[dire wadi]

What didn’t you understand?

[lone zenith]

I do im muslim

[dire wadi]

Bruh he didn’t force him

[rough python]

Wait really? Why tho

[dire wadi]

R u Indian?

[rough python]

Oh yeah didnt pay attention

[rocky epoch]

💀💀💀no

[lone zenith]

@grim edge this is not fully 💀 💀

[daring hinge]

thats why you gotta shoot someone

[lone zenith]

your joking right

[dire wadi]

Bro is an uneducated ex Muslim

[rocky epoch]

Hair

[lone zenith]

she isnt

[rough python]

I think its alright if its for self defense or training but im not sure will research this tho

[dire wadi]

No

[rocky epoch]

give me source for"hijab is optional"

[grim edge]

💀

[lone zenith]

💀

[rough python]

I think a storm is brewing

[dire wadi]

It’s just a sunna to not hit in the face, but if it’s a life or death situation you can do whatever

[rocky epoch]

Cuz u cant

[digital phoenix]

I'm pretty sure hijab is not optional

[rocky epoch]

you muslim?

[digital phoenix]

Muslim country

[rough python]

Oh thanks

[rocky epoch]

and you??

[digital phoenix]

But it's more strict here and I don't know quran so I just go off the law

[digital phoenix]

Christian

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[rough python]

I dont have knowledge on this topic but i think its optional for face

[dire wadi]

Probably Lebanese

[rocky epoch]

Yeah i meant hair

[rough python]

Oh alright

[digital phoenix]

Wrong u fail

[dire wadi]

True

[rough python]

Not everything google says is true tho

[rocky epoch]

Dubai?

[digital phoenix]

Malaysia

What's with the middle east

[rocky epoch]

Oh

[dire wadi]

[digital phoenix]

That also

[rough python]

Yeh

[lament jacinth]

That's me

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[rough python]

You read old testament?

[lone zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BWtcTbAbE1Q

[digital phoenix]

I'm ngl most of the Bible went over my head

But I know the outljne

What is dagestan

[lone zenith]

W

[lone zenith]

dagestan is from khabib

[dire wadi]

It’s a Russian republic

[digital phoenix]

I support Antarctica in political conflict

[dire wadi]

Zionist

[digital phoenix]

If they were grizzly bears u wouldn't say that would u

[lone zenith]

antarctican politics W

nah israel palestine war ongoing

[dire wadi]

No

[digital phoenix]

No it's cos they're white

[oak cliff]

I have mastered the art of guessing someone's rating based on their discord usernse

not anything above 1100@grim edge

[wheat falcon]

Me when it says their rating in the description

[oak cliff]

@wheat falcon giving me 600-1200 vibes

[wheat falcon]

LETS GOOI

[dire wadi]

How much am I?

[lament jacinth]

Youre definetly aren't just clicking on their profiles and looking at their ratings

[oak cliff]

like 800-1100... I'll go with a thousand

[dire wadi]

He has to guess from 500-999

[wheat falcon]

I’m 280 bro 😭

[dire wadi]

You need serious help

[wheat falcon]

I’m just a girl 🫶🎀🎀

[wheat falcon]

Yes

[lone zenith]

me

[oak cliff]

like uh 900

[lament jacinth]

Oh let me guess,
554 rapid
418 blitz
552 bullet

[slate owl]

:3

[wheat falcon]

What

That’s way too specific

[dire wadi]

How did u find my profile without sharing it here?

[lament jacinth]

Hacks

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-anime-fight-kimetsu-no-yaiba-tanjiro-gif-14745107

[lament jacinth]

Lower

[dire wadi]

💀

[dire wadi]

100 is already so bad lmao💀

[lament jacinth]

36 rapid elo

[dire wadi]

احلفي

[oak cliff]

guess my rating

[dire wadi]

Say wallah

[lament jacinth]

Obviously it isn't

Huh wdym

[dire wadi]

No

[oak cliff]

no he didn't

[dire wadi]

I said- swear to god

[lament jacinth]

He said it like, swear as in, you mean what you're saying? Swear on it

[dire wadi]

Ok edgelord

[lament jacinth]

Not really

[dire wadi]

It’s مختصر

Wtf

[oak cliff]

wait fr? lemme try

discordnoob88h2

[rocky epoch]

it means that tho

[oak cliff]

NO IT DOESNT

[rocky epoch]

discordnoob88h2

[lament jacinth]

Furrylover69420

[rocky epoch]

BROOOO