#π¬γ‘general-off-topic
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bruh it did bb5+ now what
oh sure
where
Bd7? block Bishop and force bishop trade?
the rook is under attack
trade oh
then after Bxd7+, Kxd7
k
oh wait he cant take rook
that fake ass 2400 dipped lmao
u were correct I traded
yeah
thats so funny
now
basically forcing white into mini-Zuch
I said
its checkmate bruh
Bruh
theres a better move just FORK
first give check then checkmate ;)
sac knight for fork
yes yes
wait its not checkmate?
there's no fork its a mate
how?
let me calculate
Nc2+ Nxc2 Qxd2+
wait nvm there's no mate either you're barely winning
I don't see a mate
then take take the knight
dem what
ok
you just win back the piece with an attack, there's no follow up
I wanna say tho, Kxd2
Puzzle completed ;) it was very harD!
lure white for dbl check
ohh yeah
is it nd3
except there's no dbl check lmfao
nd2 is a trash move
nd3*
Nd3 is is a decent move ig, same as nc2
I think here take the g6 pawn and then checkmate or take queen by fork?
WE ARE WHITE
no cheating
It's puzzle?
your rook is hanging so nd3 is better cz you take the bishop
and in puzzle help is allowed
but rg1 then you have to wake the knight and he takes yours
??
yes you're right
nc2 nc2 qd2 kf1 qc2 bxh8? when do you even have time to play rg1?
who is @left silo
oh yea, wait i meant rg1 in nd3 line
nd3 is better nvm
but yeah rg1 at the end
femboy?
Queen can take pawn on g6 to protect Knight, but Knight CANNOT move or m8 in like 3 moves
thats completed
you have nd2 if so
π
?
me :3
is @left silo too?
what is femboy?
move queenie first
Non binary guy
where
Who expressed themselves as females
boys who are cute and i like them
oh?
bruh it was wrong....
femboy = femenine boy
lmao
hi :3
hi adelynn
White blocks with Pawn,
Qc1 to combine with rook = m8 soon
unless Queen trade
they're rushin white
and they got no mats to crank 90s
full boxed??? or white have shockwaves?
guys A crazy moment happened with me
so they gotta go pump with shockwaves backup
in chess
π
I did an unexpectable move
unless white got boogie bomb to deter pump
in chess
I was right in that puzzle brh
then the shockwaves don't mean crud
ewwwww chess
im feeling a boogie bomb rn
hello adelynn
hi :3
I am so shocked rn, I did one of the best moves
chess sucks. fortnite takes real skill
fortnite cringe
all my fellas play Adventure Capitalist
irl
ur not invited to my birthday party anymore
we be tapping lemons
π what
terms only an AdCapper would know π
i dont play mobile games + i use ad block
Fortnite was ported to mobile at one point π
lol
Nintendo Switches are glorified mobile devices
only time i ever used my phone frfr
the only thing you've ever used your phone for was to call your momma for more v-bucks
I am not a child who cares bout birthday parties
i have save the world so i havent bought vbucks since like 2018 π
Birthday parties are lame
π
litrrally me
true
damn, one credit card payment to buy like $1000 worth of vbucks???
unless its in a luxurious place
i mean. u get like 80 vbucks a day
vbucks not worth
one purchase π³
they are just stupid game coins which allows you to buy not worth skins
lol sounds like someone doesn't have wenegade waider
I don't have birthday parties
that would insinuate that I INVITED people
birthday parties are for all the cool kids frfr
instead, people just photobomb my selfies with their faces and birthday cake for some reason like who invited you???
speaking of birthdays, my birthday is only 5 days away guys haha :3
hmu
happy birthday soon
I have IQ
thank you all
like, legit hmu
cuz my bday also in 5 days π
i love you
u do???? wow
Apr 5??
you don't
yes, it is
thats so crazy
different timezones I bet
π
still, happy bday π°
im gonna be 16 hbu
22 lmfao
happy bday for you too
Happy advance bday to both of you
thank you
wheres my return gift
what.... why r u always talking about femboys
you're not my birthday sibling
go back to birthday hater land
still birthday people give return gift
I love birthdays in a formal way
not kiddish way
lol why didnt u just say that earlier
you're not formal I know that for sure
smh...... my formal birthday parties have IQ
duh lmao
Who pinged me
cz theyre cute
humans have IQ not irregular birthday parties
you don't even have IQ to talk bout IQ
I don't really like my birthday
I have weird experiences
dayummm
that makes cents π°
my doctor said i have 5 of those is that good
forget past
btw u disproved that with ur own reply π
how you know, you don't have IQ
psh, my doctor called the police on me cuz I tried cheating
so its better focus on your own life
happens to me everytime
not others
my -- formal -- birthday party said so duh
they said having a spare brain is "illegal" and "unprecedented"
like, ok...?
how did they know Einstien had 180 of those IQ points
pretty normal for 22yo imo
birthdays don't speak
have u not heard one?
right???
they found the spare ribs I left on the grill as well

have u heard one? If you did , its probably because you don't have IQ
no one was gonna eat him them
duh, cos i have birthday parties. how many birthday parties uve had btw?
1
@moods 1yo in chat
whats 1 yo
best bday I ever had was when I avoided telling anyone other than people I trusted that my bday was that day
u unlock it at ur second birthday party
it felt illegal to not tell anyone my bday was that day
imaginary things
anime is fiction
so are your dreams
well duh, cos they are dreams lol
nah
I made my dreams a reality
sheesh
gettin ya money up not ya funny up π―
except I got more dreams
like making money and getting a gal
whats gal
girl
so say girl not gal.
just buy money and talk to girls
Basic grammar people
its slang
buy money with money, you really don't have IQ
I say "gal" cuz saying "girl" at 22 is stupid
lol u said use grammar, but ur not using it right either
IQ isnt a yes or no thing. u have a number.....
yea
and my number is (***) ***-****
jeez my downloaded folder goes on forever
π how many screenshots of me do u have btw
?????????????????????????????????????
msg or?
nah bro I'ma dip
this went from off-topic to locked-on real quick π
hol up

ohhhh add meeee that way i can get u in rikers
DM me any I'll (probably) ignore you (for like 10 mins or 8 hours depending if I'm sleeping or not)
ull get it in a second
rikers is a big ol prison party lol
rikers is a prison π
guess whos going to jail tonight?????
happy bday π
and bye to all
bye :3
lol make sure the anime guy doesnt see this
bro, I am the most authentic inauthentic anime dude
uhhh not u, the other one
lol (i never even looked at ur pfp π)
why do u all have anime pfps now that i look at it
ask me what anime she's from
trust me, I won't know
I like having something cute to look at
for every minute I spend my degeneracy here
it was either her or Eminem saying "Snap back to reality"
eminem is my opp frfr
dude, I don't think you're THAT wanted
cool
gn :3
gn
what im not the one going to sleep duh
i was bamboozled
Anyone wanna fight?
what π
Anyone wanna play chess with me?
oh
lol
What?
nvm
yea
cow
cow?
:3
:3
:3
:3
ποΈ π ποΈ
π
join us
ow
feguson kinda looks like a bigger young neymar junior
lol
mb, i didnt know i was supposed to be engaging in this chat lmao
please stop spamming this image, its obnoxious and no one finds it funny
lol
dot spam π
@grim edge do you find gotham small funny?
.
@rough python
Do you find this photo funny
is lil bro pinging everyone in the server for validation
@keen parrot Shar up now
lmfao
leg is afk
neal wasnt in chat when you sent it you donut
depends on the context
@keen parrot do you find this photo unfunny?
but it is funny
wait we migrated to general
I did it
what kind of weak insult is that?
lmao fr
if i said what i actually feel about him id be banned from here forever
i mean dms exist
Real
lets make a group chat and fight
no because harassing in dms is still harassment
i agree but after iftar
agreed
uhm actually mods dont interfere with dms π€
and i already know that assar is going to cry to mods
you dont know me son
im an old AUT player
hey my cousin plays that
it has 400k players online some times
is that like a roblox game or sum tf π
it is
bruh
β οΈ you fell for it
Im saving this tho π
dude is not 13 if he thinks playing a roblox game makes him tough jesus
this is the funniest stuff i have
LMAO
You dont know the discord communities
not 13?
im sleepy
so he's older wdym?
then sleep
me too :3
nah
HE IS COPING
ok for u go sleep and never wake up
COPING , COPING AND SEETHING
No I'm not
tips for sleeping
π
you wanted robux and u fell for it
wanna do it together
saved anyway
that got me
The problem that i clicked 3 times and left the photo and clicked again
@keen parrot where u go
π€¨
@grim edge who
This guy
was just texting your mom for our plans tonight nothing special
whar i do
This
mom jokes
How is it related
clearly vimun is a mom
facts
kid detected!!
you definitely learnt this package @keen parrot
damn i gotta save that
is there a pro pack?
i actually dont know anyone who uses this
idk lemme check
only on discord
except for @keen parrot
i was about to double down but i don't want to get banned so you will be spared
Real
oh welp I'm not chronically online
lol this guy is soo innocent
you basically said "erm actually thou has not seen thy full powa"
FULL POWER
silence child
"bro really said" was in ur teenage pack
you dont know me son
he said brah
"brah"
IM SAVING THIS
call me son again and ill bring out the spiky belt tonight
you dont know me son
same thing stfu u probably like 11
nope
oh shit maybe you are into that sort of shit
Roblox players are 9
um actually no
it is spelt differently
ratio
wait what am i doing? i can just edit it (who gonna stop me?)
Ur so cringe
you are too innocent man , if you joined a roblox game community you would regret alot of stuff , one of them is thinking to fight in a group chat where nothing gets moderated
okay
fake
you do you
dude i would leave scars on your undeveloped ahh brain
dont fukcing tempt me
:3
lmfao
That is not a flex
Lmao ok
@digital phoenix i know you want this
fotbal
I donβt play roblox and I actually never have surprisingly
"nah bro, these roblox chats, they were just like vietnam" lmao
I also donβt have a tiktok account
I dont too
I think I touched too much grass as a kid
fr like these guys have never been in a cod or cs lobby
@keen parrot 's favorite streamer
have you played pubg??
LOL
russians
this is me
lol clearly roblox, with all of the censors, was too much for even asser to handle
fr
truly a ######## moment
well i did say the games discord community
he just wanted the roblox dating simulator experience
lmfao
In my one game of competitive csgo this year I had a cheater on my team who dropped 80 in a 2v5
join one and see for yourself 
asser's roblox girlfriend prolly broke up with him and now hes searching here
id rather die
you wouldnt like it there anyway
@slate owl Is up for grabs
at least he has a date unlike you
not the kind of lifestyle you live in
even his roblox groomer of 42 years old has grown tired of him
what grabs
π
huh
To be a roblox girlfriend
did i tell you my roblox nick how do you know
@rocky epoch steal their ass
@rough python this people are too innocent
Ur the kind of person to do this shit
holy shit
if i spoke in my own language i would destroy them
Wo xi huan chi bing chilling
i know both arabic and english stuff
nah but genuinely how did u know 
"this ppl r too innocent"
reports everything lol
I just randomly pinged lmao
she lives with you
cameras every where
Real
holy shit
Im literally in the walls

Whatchu doing there π€π€
Running from a spider
LMAOO
this is funny
Im saving it
It's 919 @grim edge
saved
lol send this and ping asser, then hell report u lmao
he's coming back
βοΈ
the keyboard warrior is back, run everyone!
he'll π€
he'll* , better luck next time


2 watching
i saw that in your youtube history
1 is vimun and the other his discord "girlfriend" who he calls kitten but is actually a 48 year old man β οΈ
Considering you have this on your screen , i think you were searching how to get a girlfriend
real
no one, these kids are yapping all day
i mean shit if they saw who i dated they would probably off themselves out of jealousy
i know who are you dating
im not dating anyone rn
OH
kanwara
SHE LEFT HIM
?
is that a threat? π€
wait what what happened to m or whatever she's called
you sayin "who i dated" and then im not dating anyone rn
i mean you do boxing so sure (probably next hour resolved)
does bro know the diff between past and present
past form
ill say in dms
ogae
she left him It's simple
@grim edge i know you want this
Also watch this for life tips
Just try it
this is different trust me
you dont know my personal life and i dont care to elaborate about it, now please shut up about it
What should I do?
Say 5/7
leave him alone bro he's given up
Lol ok
dw bout it
<@&745328830649991179> he has sent the same image 9 (!) times today, surely this constitutes as spam
yes
keyboard warrior is here
YOOO
real
@austere garden who's reporting now ?
It isn't constantly
whatchu mean
im not jdot
that is true
wrong ping
nah ill save those for the bigger picture
yeah like when u were baiting chat to talk about that one image of the guy with the big nose and allat
mods , i sent it again cuz it isn't constantly , so it is not spam , either way I apologize
who?
who's the guy with the big nose
Morbidly obese spider man
Wow
spider man far from diet
lol
hikaru?
Wow
Yes
Pretty sure we didnt break any rule , if we did you can tell me which one
you know who's jdot talking about?
im not reading chat
where did i talk about it there
he did first but okay π
i mean in the message
Boom boom boom
@grim edge
didnt send constantly π
short span of time
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
β οΈ
I was just saying
Doesn't matter. It was nice knowing you
π
your so skibidi your so fanum tax
i just wanna be your sigma
β οΈ
skibidi toilet shadow
thats not it...
should I download discord modded version?
ππ
skibidi toilet mogs you
...
Bro knows all versions
where
It was 2 times only and i stopped
he brought it up too and talked about it first
no i was asking in the message u replyed to
buddy you and neal were saying shit abt me having a kitten, i said i dont and then you mock me for breaking up with my girl ???
alright man chill drink some walter
BROO
@keen parrot and what is this
u broke up !! ?
Guys, how does chess.com differenciate cheaters from strong OTB players (about 1700 level)? I just recently started playing chess.com again about 3 months ago, and looking at my statistics, I have over 80% w/r (of the games played the last 90 days), 80-90% accuracy and I am 950 elo, I'm concerned I'll be banned cause of my statistics and good moves for my level.
im sad for vimun he iis one of my best friends
they pay hikaroo to look at it
idk man maybe ask a mod they know much about it
? does a single thing like that justify harassing me? dont think so
you said this first tho , you are proven guilty in every way
Aigght
i didnt harass u
skibidi kamera woman
im talking abt asser
you were saying lies about my friend so i just helped him
@rough python @rocky epoch ok u made all the statements u have. why not just be normal tho?
u mog asser
You harrased first
"you harrased first" is a great defense btw π
@austere garden we were being normal but then he came back with this text
i have a 999 day edging streak to skibidi toilet and a 7 month mewing streak while watching youtube shorts
π¦¨
cope boy
π
you came out in 2024
harrassed*
ok 600
fresh new skibdi man
why u sending vids of my girl
i love all 20 my of really hot girlfriends
@warm hedge u need this
Bro went from 4'6 to 2'6
his's back faded out of existence
And someone new was born
Lmao
hey if you actually felt really bad about the girl jokes i apologize
Bro look like taruma dolls
yup me too
he shouldn't have started it tho
π
just leave it bro 
aight cya
im kitty
Hi
Hi
stupid
It must have smth wrong with it
:3
help
I tried to do a push up but fell on my pp
It hurts so fcking much
actually is a pony
They can save you from a kidnapper and a robber tho
can a man save you from someone who has a knife and a gun?
i dont think so.
I dont need no man.
Im a strong independent woman
Dogs are faster
It looks like a horse from spongebob
its secretariat the horse who killed himself
spongebob horses are majestic
The one on my pfp is just dead
gud
its too realistic
how high
90 degrees?
but u said angle dum numnut
call her habibi
or him
or it
idk
Who that
like sarah lynn????
habibi pinkname
thats ur nickname now
Hey everyone how is it going
cuz I dont want my chess account link to discord
it makes me more nerdy
plus my bro got trusted role and they locked him out
im a geek
L
OMG FIN THE HEARTHROB
Fin from adventure time
habibti is for women
yo fin wanna know why uk can't play chess?
WOW THE HEARTHROB RESPONDED TO ME
THAT MEANS IM THE DUD WHO's ABOUT TO GET SHE'S ALL THATED
If you finish that sentence Iβm gonna report you for inducing stress
π
@umbral wind
hey fin
I heard u look pretty good in a beanie
Haha got you scared tho you ainβt finished it
beacuse they lost their -
Lol no I donβt think a
ofc u'd do
you look great in every fit
I dont get this meme you keep sending
simp
π
yeah
he can do anything he's the best
ur too humble
fin deserves the world
ofc Im saying this as the younger sibling of his nemesis]
Whoβs my nemesis
wait u dont even remember?
are you even going to remember me?
Iβll remember you if you tell me
idk bro bros account name
He had me as his pfp to try and catfish
Catfish π
its a hassle
thatd still be like a couple games
My brother in christ even if u win a lot u still have to play a lot
Doubt I had a nemesis tho I donβt dislike anyone in this server
bro bro disliked u
Oh yeah I had a lot the other way round
Cuz u were too cute apparently
That must be it idk any other reason π₯±
Errrrrrrr whatβs that brother
my friend called his grandma bro once
omg u about to get asked out by the school hearthrob
I hope I slip and die on the way to school
Yes
am drowning
School? Damn you guys are little babies I forgot
yeah
Im basically a loli
im like 16
and my bros 17
Pff
ever had a college level thesis due on highschool?
hi guys
Hike up Mount Everest
Thatβs gotta be the worst answer
sleep = good
Who wouldnβt want to?
put a toaster in the bath and drink 100 g of zinc
cool
also
were studying ap calc for some reason
Fighting, chess and gaming
Ok
ππ
damn
Itβs only sparring
my bros a 3rd dan black belter when we were 14 and I tried to backhug him but got spinning back kicked
Bear hug π
hug
in the back
i coined it I think
yes
Tried to get a backpack ride but got kicked
sparring vs training is basically getting hit in the face vs practicing
whats ur belt
Except when you spar against someone with an ego and they go full 100%
you guys do any martial arts?
in some sports thats not a porblem if u tall enougj
this one dud on a local tourney seriously beat the hell outta everyone cuz they couldnt kick him cuz of his height
Maniac
I used to do taekwondo
I picture you as a 21 year old Italian skinny woman so probably not
picture me as a loli
No
what about a lollipop
jesus grow up
Im not jesus
Iβll picture you as a 15 year old

rip chat
WAIT
VIMUN
THE GUY WHO MY BROTHER SAID WAS WEIRDER THAN ME
what belt
Who is your brother π
and what height
I dunno I guess I had alot of work and didn't have time to do taekwondo
I think orange
I watched zuko vs azula on the finale of avatar does that count
nice
and height?
Im like 5'4π
aaah
so thas why
ngl its very hard to kick tall opponents when ur about my height
like, how tf do I reach ur chest
do I jump?
true true
I was talking about my heightπ
Did you get him done for attempted murder
Uhhh
are you okay lol
:3
hello
mrrp meowww
this duck means trouble
I also have a feeling that they are part of the lgbt community
oh
also my bro said duck dud was gay and always said ballls
what gave it away
the cigarettes
cigarettes are kinda gay
also by any chance were u known as balls duck at one point?
i dont even play chess anymore
first i dont smoke, the π¬ emoji means something else, but yes i was the balls duck
only as black
Based individual
oh
its a pride italy flag
cigarettes are so sigma gigachad
no lmao
np
y'all search cigarette synonym and find out what it means
hey wait isnt it a slur
ππ
oh weed
precisely
no sob
bum???
no
The script ends here
uhh say what now
:3
:3
Smth mustβve happened In the past I presume but still idk
No way
mrrp meow
Still wouldnβt make sense tho
meow
why u hate london
make me
He's just GAY
@glass kiln
shut up
OMG IS A CAT
Ban adelyn rn
kinky
The other side could still attack smh
bro wanna see one muay thai guy vs boxer ?
Kan Sicilian?
yes
Yeah itβs OP
One of the most fascinating studies in what happens when a boxer takes a few kicks. In this challenge match, Taiwanese boxing celebrity Nicky Pan goes to a Muay Thai gym to try his luck sparring a very good Muay Thai fighter. Let's see how many kicks this boxer can take before he inevitably slows down and his boxing ability starts looking simila...
ikr, pawn push looks clown for some people but it works
Whenever you send a message itβs always gonna be there even if you delete it
whos your favorite martial artist
what did i do
You do know mods can see every message you delete right
RIP Bruce lee
thats why I dont walk
welcome to the server, please connect your account for trusted role here!
And thereβs an extension where you can see deleted messages on discord
I dont walk
When I do I wear socks
the best of the best
Not to brag but I have a 40 percent win rate with blackπ€π€
so I dont leave footprint
aight bye
Yup itβs called βbetter discordβ
bye ballerman
nice
They can view all your deleted messages so
why
train ur finger to that extent, ur finger can be used as a knife, use ur finger to poke and damage someone and cut someone
My friend has it
train every part of your body
My friend has it and I have it
That's my press
Why do you think I respond to your pings even after you delete them
lol
true
you are so strongπ
Nope
Bro artoriass dog is about to get clapped
Neuro stop getting everyone to link
bro why that dog face look like that of a donkey
but neuro....link
I mean who cares about messages it literally doesnβt matter
discord = not nice
if a dog looks like polar bear, thats a complement for dog bro
Holy shit Iβve never thought about hat
shiver me timbers
That's not lifting a car bro
ye ik
!welcome

/welcome

discord isnt a good place to find one
bro doesn't know it's disabled
wait it is?
did you come here for chess?
I came here for u
you will not find a good husband on discordπ
Ofc she did Iβve seen her solve so many puzzles here
keep chess in #π¬γ‘chess-talk
ok cool so you can comfortably talk to people about that here π
not in this channel
#π¬γ‘chess-talk is a good place for it
HEY MY DADS SINGLE WANNA ADOPT ME?
thats mysognistic
Lowkey is not real
βοΈ
e dating is probs worse
Get ready to catch these hands dattebayoπ€
so bro, what i learnt from sparring the boxer is that, whenever boxer tries to close distance, i can use push kick to push him backwards
yeah
Why date
your father give my father 2 goats and Ill marry
because its really easy to catfish these days
honestly most people nowadays meet each other online, and im talking serious adults in relationships not horny teens
if this was what edating really meant then I would love e dating
Ehhhhhhh
wait didnt u have an egirlfriend
That happens?
nope, but a decent boxer with undefeated record, 7- 0
its true, i saw it somewhere
We need to bring back meeting in person and building foundations from there
we need to bring back fathers giving each other goats and making their children marry
like half of relationships started cause they met online/dating apps
and its always in the most random setting
yep
u can get a boxer to box at your level after 2 leg kicks, and take power away from his leg
E-dating sometimes isnt safe tho
oh yeah i know, risk of getting catfished and allat
dating irl is not safe either
yup
always the risk of them making chop suey out of you π
Proud to say Iβve never e-dated πͺ
never got catfished myself though 
ngl its safer irl
π true
No
Not u you
like, im talking about other people
if someone gives my dad a goat Id be willing to marry
nice
i was catfished 2 times
they cant stab u online
no surprise there
yea
Russian chick LMAOOOO
actually sort of surprised it only happened twice
my big bro got catfished and was a catfish
true
I am done with e-girl bs these days
ong
if you can't get a girl become the girl
didnt u have a russian gf?
what about me
Do i count a s an egirl korus?
yea that russian girl was actual girl but she ghosted me for some good looking russian dude
it didnt work
