#💬〡general-off-topic
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no
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Proof by sending kirby pic
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Bro concacaf has like no competition
10/10
Aw
@covert cosmos this u?
Nah man wtf is thag
me
Hahahahaha
bromance
I'm going to kill u
Do it I dare u
top ten saddest moments
I'll come over to ur house and then see what happens
where love starts
what if i dont live in a house
Ight good luc getting to America with these border patrol
:3
LOL
I'll go in
Pause ayo
To your local residence ofc
oh thats a shame cos my local residence is the white house in washington dc 😦
Sounds like a nice place
Oh wait fr
im joe
dont doxx yourself
Im the president of America
Joe mama
lol, dory dw
Joe mama ball in ur jaw
gg @timid maple
AHHHH DISCORD LIGHT MODE
I am from asia
doxxed
haha
Ahh yes feel like some sunshine
🇺🇸
stepping outside during winter:
we need a great murican empire
Wtf is a mile
basically a kilometer
Wtf is a kilometre
💀
uhhh a mile but they got the numbers wrong
A mile is = 1.6 km I think
Yuh
cash app
Eddie boi
i measure things in celcius, idk bout yall
I use kelvin
bro built diffrent
I measure things in calculus
💀
NAH
hm 38 celcius?
i think thats hot
uhhh idk anything about math
Are u high
it wasn't a question
its c + 273 no
Kelvin >>>
i cant do math 🤡
Yeah what's 302-273
Did u know I have right
273.15
29
use kelvin
No one cares ur rights are revoked
😭
so is ur value derivative of a constant
freedom of speech, not freedom of consequnce
Es no english
okay.... but like what if the government said that
Lol
- e4 e5 >
Anyway use kelvin for temperature and decimetres for height
what about weight
idk what that is but must be savage in chess terms
(im new) (hi)
And calculate weight in newtons instead of mass
ur killing me man 😭
Would anyone here like a 3 dollars nitro
hi new
True
hi new, im jdot
hi jdot
3 dollars in what
Usd?
hi e4 e5> guy
No way is that jdot the dot of the j???
the superior currency 🇺🇸 💯
Hi, Im magnus
this is so philosophical
I deserve a phd after that
damn hi, you should play in chess championsip, you play good
according to my calculator that should be around 1.00334448161 Discord Nitro Basics
magnuts carlos is overrated
Magnuts in your mouth
Thank you thank you
Im about to put a soccer ball in ur mouth
Mashu do u think ur capable of carrying me in ml
i just want a magnuts 
Nah u r too low skill
What's ml
u will get one for easter dw
Argus is literally brain dead u can't talk about skill
Mother of lighting
Wha

Pfft sound like a hater to me
I have the most accurate Franco hook in Antarctica
its fortnite mobile offbrand
oh
Talk to me when u have 87% win rate for gold lane
ay idk nothing about chess, but yll chess players humor is something everyone should aspire
(what the flip r they talking about)
wittawy.
I also do buddy out of 16 match
Skill issue
Talk when u can get to v level
V isn't even mythic
nerd game
So r u
I carry v with 200 ping
I don't believe u
i see i see
Like at all
how does ping matter in chess
Chess on cards (mod pls no remove)
See her game history or sum
gn :3
Im not gonna look
ay i play cards too
5 second to register move
newbie skills tho
Ooo is that u
mods pls remove! (lol jk)
ohh okii, but that is a prob in ig faster forms of chess if they exist
ya it's cards in my pfp too
you play that?
Sup brick how u been dude long time no see
show skillzz
you very awesome at it :D
Only newbie stuff
Bricked
lol
I can do the first thing you did there
and also the bird shuffle thing i forgot It's name
in the card community a brick means 12 decks of cards
Ur dumb
this gonna sound wild but idk a single thing about card games or tricks
Poker is a card game
idk how to play that either
Blackjack
i fr dont know any card games
I can do the riffle and bridge skill @hasty iris
Uno
idek uno 💀
Tf
join cardistry server so chess server people dont bully like @digital phoenix bullies me 
Ok u literal brick
👍
grrr i hate brick too then
meoww
Storm light u fricking dumb!!!
whatt :(
!!!
send me link in dms
moods ban naughty words!!!
Nice
U fricking dumb also!!!
It's really easy i learned in a day
IM HORRIBLE AT IT
i seen u throwing the crip upside down there 😔
😭
it's easy but also depends on what cards u use
you put the cards together in a wrong way
how do i do it right
watch tutorial
my cards top quality so it's easy but if u use some random souvenir shop deck it might just break the cards frfr
Please move to #💬〡chess-talk for off topic
what
lol real
I got a brain error reading that
ofc u did lol
i actually forget that theyre switched
i hate it
wrong sides can break the skill
?
wrong card side
scariest screenshot ive ever seen ngl
I was talking about #💬〡chess-talk switching places with #💬〡general-off-topic
ohh
we are in the right chat tho
ye ik it just feels weird still
anyways you guys should learn cardistry it's fun and relaxing and good to do while playing chess in the other hand
yup
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Unbeknown to those most outside the magic community, the seemingly insignificant white borde...
have you seen this @rocky epoch
No
watch or be forced to play the london the rest of your life
I wanna show a video of ribbon spread but i cant find my card deck
😭no pls ill watch now
he alr plays the caro lol
gg
Caro op + i switched to french
ngl im happy to hear that. gl with the french, although.... i mean at least its not the caro lol
@shy pike u should watch this too
okii
im so bad at this game
Bro what happened to my duo @glossy radish
Probably in the shower
banned
Btw do u know I have affinity with her in game
Skill issue
Bri you've pinged her 200 times
Leave her alone
One more wont hurt
@glossy radish hi
Won't hurt to do it again
@glossy radish another one bites the dust
Meow
Most real leg moment
real
:( i am
Don't be like that u know ur my third leg
💀
@mossy furnace
@hasty iris i found some cards that are old and bad but the trick worked
u have very soft supple hands asser
you will not like my hands if you see irl
It's only like that video
i bet they feel like pillows
congratulations, you have done it. we are friend for forever now
❤️
Damn
hey it's a good thing to have hands like that
is that a threat or wdym
Asser ur not a nice person
wittawy
unlike me 😬
it looks good and all but not weak
i got sandpaper
every night i fall asleep crying becos asser doesnt wanna be bsfs anymore
Ur weak lil bro
My friends gets annoyed from my handshake
maybe ur gripping too hard
noice
that habit builds up with hands so soft
😂
Bro this guy probably grips hard on purpose because he's insecure
nuh uh
Cope
get a bicycle deck theyre cheap and decent quality for beginners
seethe
See the nuts
bruh
u naturally have a strong grip huh
idk if that exists in my country
oh where are oyu from
i hate gambling
Egypt
💀
😭
Same continent 3 points for effort
nvm probably hard to get decks in egypt rip
ye
no
Yeah?
i met someone else from egypt too.... i forgot their name alr tho 😭
he was mad becos i didnt believe egypt had grass
Who
Bro I saw your stories this is cap
It's just green screen no cap
lasagna never caps in his raps
the american dream
no no, not america, it's the best country in the west
@hasty iris do you play rubix cube
i can solve one but im not a cuber
The only country in the west
murica hooray
I can solve a Rubik's cube in 5 seconds
🧢
Given that I can choose the starting formation
Me too , but i like to learn all ways to solve it
I learned the beginner method so far
"literally me"
oh nice, you should just get into cubing if you like it a lot
Michael Jackson
my friend used to be really into it
bro got hella YT famous doing cube stuff lemme try to find
Have u done the cup stacking thing before
have u done the donut stacking thing before
i like all stuff that is related to yoyo , cards , rubix cube
i think we did that in gym in like elementary once
There's actually a competition for it
Dawg I need a jungler cause I always get trash jungler she the only good jungler I know
I still remember the technique
Idc I need a jungler
Time to solo queue
soccer juggling >>>> all tricks
Fck no my team suck
I can yss jungle
that ish is def hard
I think yss is supposed to jungle at least
looks coolest too
this is his channel, nvm he's not famous but i guess it's decent views for the cubing community
its hard, then u get it, then its sooo soo so much fun
U also know how to cube :O
Thoughts on yss @grim edge
nope that is my friend
holy moly is that NK????
Whos that
Oh what his time
Yi Sun shin
cant tell if you are trolling lmao
The assassin marksman guy
Hell no get out of my face
theres a guy named NK here 😭
idk he quit years ago and now does cardistry
But why he's good no?
oh no chance thats him
Fcking hate using him
lol itd be fun to imagine tho
Elaborate
No
Spam ult
I need my duo!!!!
And then ride the turtlr
Where my jg I was gonna do mcl with her ;-;
Isn't mcl over
Mcl;-;
I played mcl solo queue with gord and got into final
Yeee if she was online like normal time then we could have done it together
what the flip is mcl
I am solo queue demon
My last mcl my team feed 3-11-2
Semi i easy but winning the whole thing is different
Nah if ur good enough u can solo queue win ez
Team feed too much ;-;
Bro my friends feed more than my solo queue team
That's crazy
Ugh Im just gonna go do some work out im bored
I might go back to trying yi sun shin actually
He was fun last time
I have s24 skin
Used to main him got 6th place in my state
I have s5 skin
I just don't want to use him anymore
It reminds me of bad memories
Used to have such a nice friend but he's gone now...
Well
Well cooked
It was 150 $ per month
These days I just train at home , I got punching bag and conditioning equipments
Holy shit 150 I can buy food for a month
Yea
Learning Muay Thai was more valuable for me
@grim edge how much wood can a woodchuck chuck
if a wood chuck
100 wood
As much as a wood chuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
poker when
lol
hey chat
im shaking cos i just dogged on someone
fake 1200, prolly much stronger. played nf6 ne4 nxf2 and my king went to f3 eventually lol. i was tactically in trouble. somehow i survived and got an alekines gun on the h file.... then I ran my king down 😭 and it worked
he def got me out of my theory tho
💀
tbf.... i only was able to run up becos anywhere else i was getting mated
no like im being serious. all his pieces were locked on my king, but i was just tooooo fast
like if i didnt run the king, he had like 3 minor pieces, a couple pawns, and a queen sitting right on top of me
my only option was to use my pieces
i did
Noobs
🔥
Ban leg
Ban percy
i ran my king to f3, got about mated.... ignored it (i had a lil time). found a way to use my pieces for counterplay. almost got mated again. got out by running my king up, then I delivered the mate with my king on e6 lol
andrew tate duh
Speed pfp detected, opinion invalidated.
he was like a karate champion or smthn
thats not speed in my pfp 😭
I'm sorry everyone with that hairstyle looks like speed to me😭😭
im crying
im never gonna recover from that btw
im scarred for life now

Who is it
i got called a speed fan account by a london player 😭😭😭😭😭
kay flock 🙂
Lmao
Oh 💀
@austere garden @grim edge @twilit river
The three of u make a private server and yap there
thats why the whoke rikers island is really rikers
Ban leg
Lowkey
wait why yall have beef
Ban jdot
is it really? 💀
Ban asser

vimun sent a gif of gay ppl and asser got angry at it.... so thats actually plausible
decline react
Jdot and asser stop fighting or i will throw fishes on u
💀
alr 😔
did i even talk
@glass kiln jdot lying
lol
Thats my alt
thats a wild statement
real
say ok with @glass kiln to prove it
😎😎
I forgot my password
happens.
Ill ban u
😔
well the true owner is @glass kiln so you dont have permission to do that
😂😂
nah. ok owns like 5 mod accs too
Ill ban server owner
naw
real
Stupid ppl
ive never watch an anime before, and im proud of that
Same
I will read berserk tho
you're missing alot not watching anime
i found website to read free manga mugahahhaa
but real sports > every other thing on tv
Im too lazy to watch stupid anime
I can now read blue lock and Jjk
I have berserk book manga
"Short" 💀💀💀
Will make my life short
wait how tall r u
4’2
You will die and you still didnt finish One piece
oh ur liya's alt
It's over 1000 Episodes
Omg twins
5'10?
how much is that in american
4’2
178 is 5’10
u should
im 5'11
Anyone wanna play poker 👀
I watched Tangled
Ban eddie
ud have to teach me
lots of places have bbq 💀
sure
Did u watch it cuz of me
how do the cards move?
Guys i kissed my dad goodnight and he punched me,what i'd do
It is real news
Are you like it
💀
I am his family
I am also 178
Magnuts Catson
i fr dont actually know a single thing about poker....
178kg
welp
Real
all i know is that u can gamble
I am like it
How does it feel when a younger person is taller than you 🤔🤔
The universe really has a grudge on me,i went from 1748 to 1688
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LOOK AT THIS TRASH
bro i can hardly play chess, let alone read
I am no longer princess
You have dyslexia??
u are witty alt?
nah, i just hate reading
No am actually witty i jusr changed my name
ok magnuts catson
whats that symbol next to ur name then
GOD!,MY ARM IT HURTS AM NEVER PUSHING MYSELF TOO MUCH IN THE GYM
Mfs when they skip leg day
you are rapunzel now. you cut your hair
@pine tiger your brother
🥰
Oh just a symbol for everyone to know its me,its for thw other server sometimes when i change name and i talk to them they think am a new person or someone different ,it can also to here
ah... so its literally meaningless tho 😭
simple thing : just dont change it
I CANT FULL STRETCH MY BICEP
@grim edge Team leader how was ur day
idek what a bicep is
I changed too quickly my usual is 30 kilos bicep curls and i decided to do 45 yesterday
Stretch it out😋
Team leader??? lmao.. i am tired. imma sleep in a bit. anndddd ohhhh Flynnn Rider is W
HELL
whenever im talking about muscles i just point and ppl r like "oh thats ur blah blah"
Power puff girls team leader
@median token tech me human body pls
Bro i did bicep curls but instead got a pump on my chest
It is in everyone's gym bro's blood to train chest at this point
no
por favor amigo
Its not revealing dw,thats why i kept a shirt
💀 what
whats the different betwene milk and soy milk
GYM
Nice tists
soy milk is made with beans or smthn idk
none soy milk is just milk trying to introduce itself in spanish
Soy is made from soy
This one with out a shirt
lol
Ban naked man
hes a sweaty boy
And the lighting
I DONT DO LEG DAY BECAUSE AM A FILIPINO WE ALREADY GOT THOSE CALVE OP GENES
Thank you,that means alot
i dont do leg day cos im a soccer player >>>
U need to grow ur as s
I did boxing for3 months but quitted cause i fell inlove with chess,i just cant put alot of hobbied together
lmfao
Am not letting anyone backshot me
do chess boxing then 😉
Dude i already have alot of hobbies,i bike i play chess,i jack,i gym
Jacking isnt a hobby
u jack?
no wdym "I jack"
you innocent soul
my fave
This guy has 6 fingers
I like this one

Though i can play mind games with you baba gril
Roblox rizz
baba gril
baba is a naughty slang word 💀
WHAT?
its a certain typa girl
I thought it was baby but wrote baba instead to avoid it getting tags
rizz
lmfao
ill tell u on rikers
Ok
lol thats a baba 😉
How dare he!!!??
lol a lil bit of trolling
Wait how do i make it black
Am the original here
No, you are the fake one

Ok its black
And i thought my thought to suddenly make this name was unique
put ur name as magnuts carlos
its a better name
Well no, that's a common name
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
@orchid sun
Please god not him
😠
ye
What’s up
I need some help deciding on a deck
skeletons
It’s just something I put together in 10 seconds since I’m about to enter arena 7, idk tho
(the only ones i know 💀)
2K
I just started like 4 days ago or smth lmao
Hol up lemme reinstall to remember my decks
Ban clash royale
fr
I was like 5k lmao
what a nerd game. clash of clans better
I like clash of clans, but it gets a little boring after TH11 or so
Clash of clans is boring asf
Yes
Well not boring, just old
i hope u stub ur toe 😭
Brawl stars is way better
Brawl starts is too repetitive
Isnt that game deleted from the app store
Plus no official ranked mode
It has tho
Where did you get that from?
I remember one of super cell games got deleted
It has it bruh what r u talking about
Boom beach?
oohhhh i remember that one
Nah boom beach is still here and its the best
boom beach, hay day, and clash of clans. i remember those from like 10 years ago
But what mode is ranked
It's called ranked
Br reinstall the game, easiest way to find out
I’m on it rn
What trophies are u?
305
BRUH
I don’t play this game often 💀
is that good or bad?
Bro I am not grinding for hours just to play ranked
THAT IS DOGPOO
On a game like brawl
I'm 26 k
No life smh
Bro that game is fine as hell
That literally on the lower end cuh
The avg is like 50 k
Btw you can’t be talking with a 1200-1399 chess rating
I quit for like 3 years
The topic ain't on chess so I can ig
The topic was originally clash royale
Also 305 on brawl is like a 100 elo on chess or lower tbh
Also you reached 2k on cr in 2 days stfu😭

Got it
This is my deck
@twin moon do you even have these cards at 2k?
I can suggest you a better one if you dont
I’m not even at 2K yet lmao
I’m at 1970
Bro my head is going lightheaded from bobbing my head so much during an intense match 💀
Ofc you use mega knight
Mega gay
It's an aggressive deck alr?
Up top
I typically use more control decks
It's THE best during double elixer
You're mid ladder bro you gotta step up
You have to join the dark side
hello
Control decks do just fine
Share me ur deck
So rn
It’s guards, tombstone, baby dragon, arrows, fireball, battle ram, musketeer and mini pekka
Tombstone💀
meow
Bro this is just spells and low levelattackers
You don't have anything to attack the towers with
Guards- level 8
Tombstone- level 7
Baby dragon- level 9
Arrows- level 8
Fireball- level 7
Battle ram- level 7
Musketeer- level 7
Mini pekka- level 7
Bro I’m 2K, I do not have megaknight 💀
But I mainly just use battle ram as the win condition
I mean technically battleram is a win con
idk why theyre not using like ram rider tho
im 2K
get more trophies?
what the hell u all are talking about 😭
This is the deck I plan to use tho when I get to 2K
Clash royale
more bitches?
never played it 
clash isnt a hard game smh
Then download it
Ik lmao
Use this but swap minions for the horde
Only problem is when people strolling into pekka’s playground (1600-2K) with a level 12 dark prince 💀
Clash of clans?
Clash royale
Bro I don’t have skele giant or… idk what the Russian barbarian even is
Uhh
You don’t get crap in this game compared to earlier additions
Like there are so many people with prince and dark prince when you unlock it in arena 8 now
Do you have pekka?
So I’m dealing with arena 8+ cards in arena 4 💀
Yep, but I’m fine with my deck at this point
The deck rater evaluated it as good overall
Bro you're about to enter mid ladder, you'll get hard countered by megaknight and wizards tbh
(I did not name it that
You don’t unlock mega knight till arena 11 or smth now
WHAT
What did they do to this game😭😭
Yea arena 11 unlocks megaknight
What trophies r u?
9k
DAMN FR?
Nah i dont play that game
Bruh.
: 💀
But a lot of the cards you suggest are much past modern arena 7
;3
Skeleton giant is arena 8 (2300)
I dunno man I haven't played seriously for like 4 years
I mean I haven't played AT ALL
I have 7 years in this game for some reason😭
Easily countered by everything
Goated opinion
I remember everyone had skeleton army to counter mini pekka
People just don’t understand at arena 4-5 that barbarian is mid when everyone has fireball
whatd u do witty 💀
Barbarians were always garbage bruh
And elites are annoying as hell
who Is the guy above me
Huh?
who's the guy below the message "who is the guy above me"
Bruh
Whats with the wink
Exactly
im only in arena 14
dont judge pls
I am pretty confused right now on should I get a haircut 😭 my parents want me to get a haircut and probably my school will force me to get a haircut too
Bro help
Pixel
Why the hell do people have level 12 princes and evo skeletons in pekka’s playground (arena 6). 💀
as usual
poker??
nah im gonna q val
The only time I can win at this point is against the ranked bots
L
Cause they are the only ones who don’t have some card you can’t obtain or isn’t incredibly over leveled 💀
Other than having the princes
;)
I don't like this
poker?
(。•́︿•̀。)
No I miss my duo (。•́︿•̀。)
🙄
aw
gn
Burning everything to ashes after a chess tilt
where did cow go??? she get muted or smthn?
real
Whatd she do
idk
👀
hi
Bro I’m actually gonna quit clash royale
People coming out here with evolved knights, level 10 pekkas and overall level 10 teams in 1900 💀
clash royales like shi now
I can't compete anymore
I have low level cards
I was level 8 when I was on electro valley
when there were 12 arenas
Bro I’m 1900
And there are people with level 10 decks, evolved troops, and cards you can’t get till multiple arenas later
IM BACK
sleepy like crazy
Agree. It's just not enjoyable at all.
welcome just joined guy
I used to play daily and enjoyed the build variety and tactical matchups but the monetisation really got out of hand, and the pay to win was extreme
Allo
:3
uWu
nice
I'll bow my head, deserved ban
anyone wanna poker
teach meeee eddie
😭 but i want a med student to teach me
how is that any different
cos ur cooler
ur a cutie patootie duh
nuh uh
me
Nuh uh
Hi back, im dad
Try to solve it as black
lol
Got his ass
big pause
hm
Nuh uh
after white do nf7 then what to do?
now @magic comet
sure
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Okhe
Elmo is strong player
your name?
easily hitting 2400 before 25
I have no plan to develop more
Until I become a millionaire who has plenty of time
guys 1 question
Its march last date right now I mean 31 march
and at the end of this year can I get 1800 rating or more?
I increased 200 + rating in this month
and I am just 13 year old guy
Maggie??
magnus Carlsen
ccp is coming for u
ccp?
u wouldnt know
Magnuts catson
OH!
start with the bobby fischer one
but I don't know how I should read chess books
@fresh wind Yo bro do you play Roblox Surf?? Why does someone have your name?
Probably also see levy's free video on chessly
ohh
I dont think this is allowed here .. It's illegal as well
yeah
I hope nobody sees this
do logs contain these
yes
💀
send in dm
I forgot to click on it
FBI OPEN UP! @magic comet
@elder quartz
ive never understood levy's content. it's very directed to children imo
@glass kiln
blud please don't do this💀
childern are mature unlike you
@elder quartz
which is ironic considering he is sponsered by Coinbase very weird
I wouldnt be surprised if Levy is sponsored by Stake in the future
Because you think you're mature pinging me for no reason
@glass kiln
It's not our fault you run this server
dude is 2nd copy of ACER company
preach
you do realize i'm 2400 rated blitz right

it doesn't have anything to do with maturity
it has to do with respect
this server is wild
I know your past here , you're the most unmature adult
2400 rated player try to solve it as black
kf7
??
but why
hehehe brilliant
sac the queen
And lose everything
its brilliant fr
And resign
but where
maybe i'd go ne4
same
calculated
this position is so bad
yea
why did black push so much
:3
king f7
Ne4, target queen and push knight advantage into white territory first 😎
trade bishop ?
hi
oh ik the best
hi :3
just fork king and rook and take bishop
lets be friends :)
nahh
bishop takes..
no?
the castle goes brr