💬〡general-off-topic

[keen parrot]

eh it's some sort of virus or smth, my siblings had it a few days ago

i was the last one to get it 😔

[sweet yoke]

ohhh my friend too intestinal virus?

[keen parrot]

prob

yeah im fine, i was worse last night

[sweet yoke]

poor u it sounds terrible

its just viral

[keen parrot]

yeah everyone is fine here

[sweet yoke]

lmfaoao did u shit ur self

[keen parrot]

thankfully not

[sweet yoke]

AHAHAHAH sorry leg

🙏

[keen parrot]

had to throw up a lot though, even when there wasn't anything to throw up

[sweet yoke]

no i am always a survivor

[radiant moat]

how do i change my server name to reflect my chess.com name? it's locked in the edit server profile tab

[sweet yoke]

drink a lot of water to replenish the water loss

[keen parrot]

mhm i will

i couldn't sleep much until like 3 am, slept for a few hours though

[sweet yoke]

that reminds me of when i got food poisoning last christmas

worst christmas of my life

was rushed to the er

[keen parrot]

damn that must have been awful

[sweet yoke]

no dw i just fainted

[radiant moat]

oh word, it was just grayed out, still let me input. i'm as bad at discord as chess. 😅

[sweet yoke]

noo ur defo better than me dw

well it was a lot of time ago LOL

[keen parrot]

i mean a few months have passed since christmas so i hope so

[sweet yoke]

that was fun tho

NO TMI LMFAOO

[keen parrot]

💀

[sweet yoke]

bro i love the hospital

i used to stay there a lot as a kid

[keen parrot]

i havent been to the hospital since i broke my arm like 10 years ago

[sweet yoke]

its like flu nothing too serious

[keen parrot]

oh, whys that?

[sweet yoke]

i was a weak child

💪🏻

[keen parrot]

hopefully you're stronger now

[sweet yoke]

i got character development tho since then

[sweet yoke]

onggg

HELLPPP its so common no one even bats an eye

[minor spoke]

Omg less than jia three

[sweet yoke]

omg chocolate

[minor spoke]

Bars 😎

[keen parrot]

i guess so

[sweet yoke]

ofc duhh

[minor spoke]

Vimun don’t die

[keen parrot]

yeah im going to be fine lol, its nothing too serious

[minor spoke]

Punny

[keen parrot]

well yesterday was a bad day for more than one reason

[minor spoke]

What else happened yday

[sweet yoke]

whys rhat

[keen parrot]

me and my ex decided its best to cut contact completely, since every time we talk the feelings start coming back

[minor spoke]

…

[pearl wren]

anyone watches ipl?

[sweet yoke]

oh i see

[minor spoke]

This is not India server it’s chess server

[pearl wren]

indian premier league [ cricket [

[keen parrot]

yep, it is what it is ig

[minor spoke]

That’s why we’re talking about relationships

[pearl wren]

just asking bro

[sweet yoke]

mmh i think you guys might have made the best decision

like it is hard

but it will be for the best

[minor spoke]

Why don’t u just get back

[pearl wren]

mike tyson vs jake paul 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[keen parrot]

hopefully, we ended on i love yous though it's so rough 😭

[minor spoke]

😭

That’s why his ex broke up?

[pearl wren]

my fav is muhammad ali

[keen parrot]

no lol, we broke up cause her parents got in the way, they want her to be with someone else and she cant disobey cause she fears to be disowned

[sweet yoke]

stop this is giving me flashbacks i dont want

[minor spoke]

Ofc not that was a joke

[keen parrot]

😔

[minor spoke]

Oh

[minor spoke]

💀what

[sweet yoke]

howevr in my case im gonna be in a very bad position very soon

[keen parrot]

whys that?

[sweet yoke]

like my last breakup

[sweet yoke]

cuz theres a high chance i see my ex in 10 days

[minor spoke]

How many breakups have u had..

[sweet yoke]

2 lol

[minor spoke]

Oh lol

[rapid wadi]

What’s that

[minor spoke]

Cricket

[pearl wren]

indian cricket league

[rapid wadi]

Ok

[keen parrot]

oh, hopefully you will be okay
if you want to talk about it dont hesitate

[sweet yoke]

im going to this contest in new york and i think his school is there too and i reallly dont want to see him

cuz its awkward as hell 💀

[pearl wren]

black rights ? my guy would abstoriculate anyone in his path

[minor spoke]

Omg ur in ny

[pearl wren]

i invented a new word

[sweet yoke]

in a week yes

[minor spoke]

Hb now

[sweet yoke]

nothing lol

[sweet yoke]

italy

[minor spoke]

Wait wtf u live in Italy

[sweet yoke]

yea lol

[minor spoke]

That’s sick

[sweet yoke]

meh comme si comme ca

[pearl wren]

baki hanma

[minor spoke]

Alr bye chat

[keen parrot]

dude was a legend

[keen parrot]

cya

[pearl wren]

yes

[west reef]

I can beat boxers all day every day, twice on sunday

hehe

all mma fighters share same sentiment

boxers are nothing in real fight

like boxing is incomplete fighting

it is just 1/4 th of a fighting

i will stay at kicking range, will grapple if i have to honestly

[keen parrot]

💀

[west reef]

just gotta evade their punches

their fury of punches

[pine kite]

Yeah right

[west reef]

bro, they should taste what a leg kick feels like

without decent leg, they cant generate power

yea conor fought like a boxer in that fight

was fighting with boxing stance and changed his real style

yea well that whole fight was stupid

yea lol

mac was drunk and all over the place

no discipline, thats what happens

when u got no discipline

yea

everyone is invincible until they get smacked in the face

yes i will keep my discipline intact

and always i will remember, a boxer is 1/4th of a fighter

i got more weapons than boxer

i mean if we getting weapons involved

i will pull out strap really

no need to get involved in knife business

lmao

boxing is quite frankly just a style of punching

there are many ways to punch than what boxers do

[rough zealot]

hi

[west reef]

yea

boxers know how to punch

karate punches are a bit different

yea

[hoary hedge]

boxers would still kill 99% of people in a street fight

[west reef]

karate ones are more stiff

[west reef]

hell naaa. lol

[hoary hedge]

99% of people cant fight

[west reef]

I would smoke any boxers

even champions

u can line em up

[hoary hedge]

hit and move easy tactic to win

[west reef]

bro i mean if they dont know other 3/4 th of fighting, then i can take on champions of boxers ( outside rule of boxing ofc)

[hoary hedge]

also most people have never been punched in the face so it depends on how they would react

[west reef]

seriously bro ? i know distance management and can stay at range

i was practicing muay thai for 1 whole year and kickboxing for 6 months

u think i cant take on a damn boxer

[hoary hedge]

how big are you

[west reef]

6 ft tall, 185 pounds

i mean what does a boxing champion brings to the table

[hoary hedge]

Inoue speed would be to much

1-2 your out

[west reef]

if he knows any other fighting style other than boxing , i would be surprised

[west reef]

bro, i can flying knee those mfs, before their 1-2 reaches me

[hoary hedge]

and you have the timing for such a thing?

bros just waffling

[west reef]

if we talking abt street fight, i can kick them in nuts before their "1-2" reaches me

[icy dune]

@west reef you think you could take down prime mike tyson in a normal fight?

[hoary hedge]

well so can they

[west reef]

not sure abt that

mike was a beast

but i can take on this old one for sure

[icy dune]

you have to realize how strong these guy's bodies are

[west reef]

bro but i can kick faster than them

[grim edge]

people may disagree but i agree

[west reef]

i am a decent muay thai fighter and a kick boxer

[hoary hedge]

faster than a professional athelte?

[grim edge]

normal people are uncoordinated asf

[west reef]

than a boxer

[grim edge]

like the average person

[west reef]

any boxer who doesnt know how to kick

bro i could take on that canelo alvarez mf

[hoary hedge]

elite boxers have elite reflexes

[west reef]

in a street fight, hand to hand combat

U never seen me fight or spar

angles of kickboxing and how fast my knees or headkick reaches them, they wont see it coming

if they duck down for a punch, i would legit murder them

with my clinch and knees

[grim edge]

some people should be humbled seriously

[hoary hedge]

jake paul would probs lamp you

[grim edge]

i knew a guy like that

[west reef]

i just trust my abilities

[west reef]

oh jake paul lmao, i can fight that mf, my hand tied

[grim edge]

he is 6’2 200 pounds, mma gym for about a year

[west reef]

only with my kicks and distance management

[hoary hedge]

what if he double legs you?

[grim edge]

got knocked out by a 15 yo boxer

[west reef]

yea he a bit of a wrestler

him and logan

then well i gotta use my 2 hands

[hoary hedge]

so you would lose to logan paul but beat up canelo?

[grim edge]

duh

[west reef]

na i would beat them both

in same day

[hoary hedge]

who lasts longer?

[west reef]

canelo would

bro how tall is canelo ?

[hoary hedge]

thought you would just headkick him dead in the first couple seconds?

[west reef]

canelo is easy work

[west reef]

yea that too,

my guy let me see canelo height

[hoary hedge]

how come you aint fighting professional then?

[grim edge]

see mike tysons height then

[west reef]

mike is different

[hoary hedge]

@leg I know

[west reef]

dont bring mike into it

mike is also a heavyweight

[grim edge]

cant disagree, but height is just overrated dude, if you talking about reach maybe

[west reef]

oh yea this guy is easy work

easy work,

he doesnt stand a chance against my kickboxing and muay thai

one leg kick and he will be limping

[hoary hedge]

@west reef facts canelo is a bum who cant fight

[west reef]

mf i would make him look too ez

his boxing can never reach me

cant touch me when i am jumping around and at my kicking range

[hoary hedge]

has canelo ever actually had a fight?

[west reef]

so what

[hoary hedge]

@leg is he though? you 100% sure?

[west reef]

a boxing champ cant beat a mma fighter in a mma rule

[hoary hedge]

is boxing even real?

[west reef]

exactly and in this case he has 1/4th of fighting

i got 4/4 of fighting

boxers are 1/4th fighter

[hoary hedge]

boxings a business not a sport

does he though? i swear he has cement in his gloves

[west reef]

exactly, what have i been saying all that time ?, i will stay at kicking range

if i have to respect their close range boxing too much

na

[hoary hedge]

@west reef you vs cm punk?

[west reef]

u think i cant go back foot and land a head kick ?

[west reef]

bro i will fight him in one foot and 2 hands tied

they wont see my head kick coming bro

[hoary hedge]

cm punk has mma experience at the highest level

[west reef]

lmao

[hoary hedge]

plus he beat brock lesnar

and hes 265 plus

[west reef]

wtf, u r making them seem like they are some robots, they are humans

mf i am a beast myself, at kickboxing and muay thai

[grim edge]

idk, look at ngannou, he thought boxing was gonna be easy and hes getting knocked out

[west reef]

boxing aint gonna help them

i would be surprised if they land a punch in my face when not in boxing rule

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge ngannou did what he set out to do which was make loads of money

[west reef]

bro i could take them down if i have to

and submit

[grim edge]

but he isnt doing good in the sport, it means mma could actually have less competition than boxing

[west reef]

u are giving too much respect to boxers bro

[grim edge]

he had recognition in mma

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge he went to the death with tyson fury

[west reef]

champions of boxers are just good boxers, good at boxing

they not good at fighting

why dont u get it

what if they come chasing at me for punching at my face

basically face hunting

i can evade and throw fury of kicks

and knees,,

[hoary hedge]

whos wins jon jones or tom aspinall

[west reef]

wth

i trained and sparred so much

[arctic heart]

wyd if a kid bumps you on the street

[hoary hedge]

jon jones would get eaten alive

[west reef]

u think i cant land a single leg or head kick on them ?

u think my kicks wont do damage to them ?

bro

i need one leg kick on a boxer bro

one leg kick

bro

kicking is at far range

they cant check my kicks

[rapid wadi]

Don’t boxers train their legs

[west reef]

they are boxers

[hoary hedge]

@rapid wadi no

[rapid wadi]

What

[west reef]

bro training legs and checking leg kicks are different

any body builder and a gym douch can train leg

training to defend kicks is different

bro i can mix things up

i can switch stances

[hoary hedge]

whats your record in fights

[west reef]

knee them

[west reef]

in amateur muay thai, i had record of 12 wins, 2 losses

and in kickboxing, 5 wins no loss, and i left cuz i had to study

[hoary hedge]

bro lost to an amateur and is expecting to woop canelo

[rapid wadi]

Sounds like fun

[west reef]

bro that was muay thai

hard muay thai mfers

[grim edge]

because tysons technique is atrocious

[west reef]

185 pound muay thai mfers

[hoary hedge]

@west reef your opponet doesnt have the knowledge or capablities of a world class athlete

[west reef]

middleweight class

[grim edge]

tyson furys technique is atrocious be honest

[rapid wadi]

Who did you think will win, Mike Tyson or Logan Paul

[umbral wind]

is that indian kramnik in ur pfp

[keen parrot]

grown men talking about other men for hours,

[west reef]

bro we talkin abt boxers here

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge tyson fury is the wbc champ

[keen parrot]

huh

[grim edge]

like i didnt know

[west reef]

boxers are 1/4th of fighters

[hoary hedge]

@umbral wind vikstar123

[grim edge]

but that title doesnt mean much if he is avoiding matchups

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge if he became world champion hes no bum but a world class fighter

[grim edge]

he is 6’9 thats it

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge 6,9 and undefeated

[rapid wadi]

Leon edwards is good I think

[west reef]

bro i am 6ft, canelo is 5'8, my shit is longer than him

canelo gonna get injured badly

[grim edge]

wth are you talking about…

[keen parrot]

did bro just say that his dick is bigger

[grim edge]

he is well over 2 meters

[rapid wadi]

Your what is bigger

[west reef]

my turd to be exact

[keen parrot]

no offense korus you are kinda being delusional

[west reef]

my poo

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge that was the craziest moment live

that and volk getting ko'd against topuria

[west reef]

not when i say i could take on short boxers

[grim edge]

bro has 35 fights and its clear he has 4 inches over everyone

[hoary hedge]

I couldnt believe both in the moment

[west reef]

short boxers who cant fight

[keen parrot]

then why don't you become a professional fighter

[grim edge]

no need to, you understood

[keen parrot]

instead of being on discord all day

[west reef]

aint got time for that

[west reef]

thats you, not me lol

i came online today at 6 PM

[grim edge]

forced perspective

[keen parrot]

every time i checked chat today you were here

[hoary hedge]

angles though

[west reef]

i could say that abt u

[grim edge]

if i put my bicep ib front of my face ts is gonna look huge

[west reef]

its night time here

[rapid wadi]

Korus become a professional kickboxer, learn from Andrew tate, win the world championship and become a top g and buy us all BMWs

[west reef]

thats why u been seeing me online

[hoary hedge]

andrew tate is no world champion

its like winning the cage warriors world title

still good but not world level

[rapid wadi]

And a motorcycle for leg

[hoary hedge]

mcgregor is a g though

[west reef]

i have muay thai record of 12-2, and 5-0 at kickboxing

[rapid wadi]

Continue kickboxing

[west reef]

idk

i dont think anytime soon i will

but i train everyday at home

i will see

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/colby-covington-colby-colby-lol-colby-funny-mapacheno-gif-26666778

[hoary hedge]

if your 17-2 across competion theres no reason to quit

[west reef]

inviting boxers to spar me at kick boxing is bit of a joke

[shy pike]

hi

[warped portal]

Real

[west reef]

I had to do engineering and get a job

[shy pike]

🦀

[hoary hedge]

welterweight is a dead division tbh

[west reef]

family had different priorities

[rapid wadi]

👊 😎👊I’m ready to fight rn

[warped portal]

Idk he didnt fight a long time i dont like him either way

[sweet yoke]

omg not u

[hoary hedge]

wonderboy is 40 bro let it go

[warped portal]

Yes me

[sweet yoke]

ur a fake!

[warped portal]

U need me people

Mvp*

Yes

[sweet yoke]

i needed ur help w my game and u did not!

[hasty trail]

@grim edgedog

[warped portal]

What game thats some scam shit

[sweet yoke]

shuddup hater

[hasty trail]

i am addoptin u

[sweet yoke]

it wasnt chess smh

[hasty trail]

ur my dog now

[sweet yoke]

😕

[warped portal]

I agree but mvp said it would be boring

[hasty trail]

im not woman

NO WOMAN

[hoary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-barnett-ufc-flip-gif-23704166

the goat

[warped portal]

I mn only real one here

[sweet yoke]

so many thinb

[sweet yoke]

nop

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/opnion-reject-gif-25928607

[sweet yoke]

no dont worry im just kidding

[warped portal]

Nah bro

[sweet yoke]

ok catfish

[warped portal]

How did u know

I mn actually a cute girl that will do anything for 10000 $

[sweet yoke]

erm

[hoary hedge]

start a twitch chanell then

youll make bank

[warped portal]

We can do that

[sweet yoke]

racially motivated

[arctic heart]

10.000$? i do it cheaper

[sweet yoke]

hes so small his arms cant handle it

her

[warped portal]

Lose

[sweet yoke]

sorry mb

[warped portal]

84kg

[keen parrot]

okay then, solve world hunger

[warped portal]

Working on it buddy

[sweet yoke]

so petite🎀

[sweet yoke]

okay then gender equality!

[warped portal]

Ok fat

[sweet yoke]

teeheee

as if

[arctic heart]

make everyone be the same gender

[keen parrot]

im actually curious how much weight i lost these days

[sweet yoke]

dw its only liquid weight lol

[umbral wind]

200 lb fatty

[sweet yoke]

youll get it back in no time

[keen parrot]

i mean true lol

[warped portal]

I was lying

Ill make it again and solve it again

[keen parrot]

i do plan on losing a bit of weight but I'll do it in a healthy way

[sweet yoke]

tell em

[arctic heart]

World Hunger is easy to solve

[sweet yoke]

yesss

[umbral wind]

im a valo demon

[hoary hedge]

just eat food

[arctic heart]

reduce birth rate increase food production rate

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/mrw-reaction-old-gamer-nerd-moms-basement-gif-4994401

[keen parrot]

nah i never was that big

[hoary hedge]

genocide?

[sweet yoke]

omg roblox

[fallen fern]

Hi leg haha

[fallen fern]

U play?😭

[warped portal]

Idk how people get fat

[keen parrot]

eating a lot

[sweet yoke]

sometimes

[hoary hedge]

eating and not burning it of

[sweet yoke]

fairyplily

[arctic heart]

legalize anthropophagy

[fallen fern]

I’ll add you lol

[umbral wind]

lotta ice cream

[sweet yoke]

sure :3

[keen parrot]

roblos 🔥

[sweet yoke]

okeh

[warped portal]

Bro i mn dieing lean bulking

[fallen fern]

Added ya

[warped portal]

Yes

Holy nerds

[sweet yoke]

ur the biggest nerd here

[fallen fern]

Could be genetics or even disorders

[sweet yoke]

and coke zero

[west reef]

Boxer vs me

[warped portal]

Sure lil bro 💯💯💯

[keen parrot]

i gained like 10kg in a year when i was depressed and just eating the pain away 😭

[warped portal]

1% of the cases

[west reef]

.

[keen parrot]

def doing better now though

[warped portal]

What do u train

[sweet yoke]

i lost 10kg when i was dep

💪🏻

[fallen fern]

I mean not all people who gain weight want to gain weight, everyone has life problems, health issues, etc

[west reef]

Kickboxing and Muay Thai

[arctic heart]

i'm a winner only

[keen parrot]

we should have combined so we both stay healthy 🔥

[sweet yoke]

department

[west reef]

She a baddie

[warped portal]

I was fat tho idk why am I talking this way lol

[sweet yoke]

no i like me rn 🩷

[warped portal]

Nice

[fallen fern]

Nah you just got good genes

[hoary hedge]

@keen parrot those are for the dms bro

[keen parrot]

fair enough

[keen parrot]

huh

[sweet yoke]

idk but my skin is coquette dw

[keen parrot]

i havent played roblox in ages

[sweet yoke]

i love the horror games there

omg trolling the kids

fav hobby

[warped portal]

Imagine playing roblox

[keen parrot]

never really played any

[sweet yoke]

same

[keen parrot]

i havent played roblox sincr i was like 12

[sweet yoke]

everyone who shits on roblox hasnt tried the good games 💯

thx brotha

[warped portal]

Sure lil bro

[sweet yoke]

stop it

ur 12

[keen parrot]

okay lil sis

[hoary hedge]

club penguin?

that was goated

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-nerd-roblox-pointing-micben-nerd-gif-6216062497555998726

[sweet yoke]

🤨

[sweet yoke]

anywaysss

[keen parrot]

don't hit me with the 🤨

[warped portal]

Sure lil bro

[arctic heart]

"powering imagination"

[hoary hedge]

sure lillest bro

[sweet yoke]

sure fetuses

[silent quest]

Gah dayum

[keen parrot]

i am older than you

[hoary hedge]

bros 43

divided by 14

[warped portal]

Roblox aint that bad after all

[hoary hedge]

plus 3

[arctic heart]

told ya

[hoary hedge]

minus 6

[warped portal]

Obv joke

[pine kite]

Would be a nice game

[silent quest]

Sounds great

[hoary hedge]

@grim edge you would know about this game obvs

[sweet yoke]

no

[pine kite]

You can make kids work in the firsts Fallout I think?

[keen parrot]

aren't you 18?

[umbral wind]

[keen parrot]

[hoary hedge]

bros chatting up ay 7y old

[silent quest]

What a twist

[umbral wind]

Yknow what else he’s chatting up

[keen parrot]

you?

[grim edge]

[umbral wind]

No I’m the dominant one

[grim edge]

[hoary hedge]

pass

[keen parrot]

okay, sorry..

[umbral wind]

Also whoever gave me the mute earlier, I love you

[warped portal]

Do bad things to yourself

[sweet yoke]

yes

[keen parrot]

then im older than you

[umbral wind]

Vimuns like 22

[sweet yoke]

no im ancient

[keen parrot]

im 19 smh

[sweet yoke]

hes 19 lil bro

[keen parrot]

who do you think i am, korus?

[umbral wind]

I know lil bro I’m taking the pee pee

[warped portal]

You are to weak for that

[hoary hedge]

bro got lil bro'd

[silent quest]

[umbral wind]

Isn’t Korus like 24😭

[keen parrot]

wtf

so i just checked

i lost like 3 kg these past few days

[umbral wind]

Is that a good thing

[stable mirage]

meow

[silent quest]

Didn't you jus say you're 68

[keen parrot]

what not eating does to a mf

[twilit river]

You lied about being 67😭😭

[warped portal]

Very funny

[umbral wind]

Wanna know why vim? Cos you’re bound to your gaming chair

[hoary hedge]

old age catching up

[warped portal]

Now oil up

[keen parrot]

no what

[warped portal]

https://tenor.com/view/askren-masvidal-knee-ufc-mma-gif-16630088

[hoary hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/volkanovski-topuria-alexander-volkanovski-alex-volkanovski-volk-gif-4807415401168051121

[keen parrot]

i mean i could legit not eat anything yesterday and today

[arctic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[twilit river]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[glacial vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1223326946889437284/3f9fd3c4abff818a4416794fff0a8921.png?ex=66197300&is=6606fe00&hm=e7e8f712d28a9f8a938f036f3cd26400f48612ab9e5169fa49cb3499c3d50631&

[hoary hedge]

bro how'd you send gifs

[keen parrot]

basado

[warped portal]

😂

[keen parrot]

bro anything i ate yesterday just went straight back out 😭

[warped portal]

My khabib

[sweet yoke]

stop it now HAHHA

[keen parrot]

i lost 3 kg in 2 days

[warped portal]

I hope its not what i think it is

[keen parrot]

just checked

[twilit river]

Nice🥰

[keen parrot]

not so nice 😟

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal shush bro

[sweet yoke]

i agree

[silent quest]

There's only one end and its death

[twilit river]

Edgelord detected

[hoary hedge]

@silent quest bros right everybody dies g

[keen parrot]

here i sit, brokenhearted
came to shit, but only farted 😔

[warped portal]

Watch it

[warped portal]

@hoary hedge what happend lil bro

[hoary hedge]

@keen parrot didnt try hard enough obvs

[sweet yoke]

thats literally what i said

[warped portal]

U dont

[arctic heart]

😔 ✊

[silent quest]

That is strangely good

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal @ me one more time and ill do you some serious harm lil bro

[arctic heart]

as rap or as classic poetry

[sweet yoke]

how would u know

[keen parrot]

both

[warped portal]

No volk my goat

[twilit river]

Chat is this real?

[silent quest]

For my WhatsApp status

[arctic heart]

yes 😔

[warped portal]

U dont wanna know

[hoary hedge]

@twilit river no its an illusion

[keen parrot]

do not question the sigma male in the room

[warped portal]

@hoary hedge

[twilit river]

damn

[sweet yoke]

stop fueling his delusions

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal in a bit g youll know soon enough

[sweet yoke]

SOOO cuuUUUUUUUTe

[arctic heart]

https://tenor.com/view/nonioona-wolf-nonchalant-wolf-gif-26373656

[keen parrot]

anything to annoy you

[twilit river]

Literally me

[sweet yoke]

.

[hoary hedge]

cry more

[keen parrot]

[twilit river]

Nah bro you're mistaken

[sweet yoke]

sure

[grim edge]

im a Ω male

[twilit river]

I'm literally him

[warped portal]

Real

[warped portal]

Oil up lil bro

[keen parrot]

you are the sigma, tell the beta woman to shut up 🗣️

[twilit river]

Real sigmas play London system

[warped portal]

Make me ❤️❤️

[silent quest]

What about her gamma dad

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal send this incrementing evidence to the feds

[keen parrot]

😨

[hoary hedge]

grasso smoked your girl

[warped portal]

Bo

[hoary hedge]

is average

[arctic heart]

compared

[warped portal]

Casual

[hoary hedge]

bros being protected

[sweet yoke]

i love this

[hoary hedge]

khamzat smash your boy

[sweet yoke]

why do u feel hurt is the question

[warped portal]

Ofc u like khamzat

[arctic heart]

bruh

[twilit river]

Do not question the sigma rizzler of ohio

[keen parrot]

london enjoyers, please 👉🚪

[warped portal]

Robetr 1st round ko

[sweet yoke]

LMFAO and who is that

[hoary hedge]

i dont even like khamzat but we all know that hes gonna do whittaker badly

[keen parrot]

me

[arctic heart]

london is a naughty opening

[umbral wind]

Hey guys, did you know

[twilit river]

Literally me

[keen parrot]

not again

[sweet yoke]

that based on compatibility

[grim edge]

There is no such position

[hoary hedge]

@umbral wind the the worlds round?

[warped portal]

He barely beat 4 days notice usman at middleweight he is so done i dont think he would even get to top 5

[umbral wind]

Vaporeon

[sweet yoke]

is the pokemon that

[warped portal]

Me

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal Usman is usman. Whittaker will be ragdolled

[sweet yoke]

doubt

[warped portal]

Agree

[grim edge]

What is a Whittaker

[warped portal]

Haters

[hoary hedge]

if he can ragdoll usman he can do whittaker badly

[umbral wind]

I can’t finish it I’ll land myself a lock out

[sweet yoke]

just being real

[keen parrot]

there can only be one sigma 🥱

[twilit river]

That would be me good sir

[sweet yoke]

me neither cuz i dont remember anything else

[keen parrot]

fin sent it in a group chat im in just moments ago 😭

[umbral wind]

I got you

[hoary hedge]

whittaker ko'd by du plessis though?

[sweet yoke]

HAHAHAH

[warped portal]

Usman won 4 days notice

[warped portal]

Ur fed

[keen parrot]

yeah i think shes a fed as well

[warped portal]

Me to

[keen parrot]

she forced me to log in on some italian gambling site

[sweet yoke]

what does it mean

[warped portal]

So?

[keen parrot]

you are a federal agent

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal doesn't matter whether he did or didnt hes still gonna beat whittaker

[limber coyote]

Good morning USAAAAAA

[sweet yoke]

sureee

[twilit river]

Did you know 99 percent of gamblers quit right before they hit jackpot?

[sweet yoke]

you know wolf fr can say the same thing cuz i asked him too LOL

[keen parrot]

i have paid my taxes good sir! nothing to see here!

[keen parrot]

💀

[sweet yoke]

you guys were the first ones on my discord chats AHAHAH

[twilit river]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT???

[sweet yoke]

but since its region locked...smh

[keen parrot]

what an honor

[sweet yoke]

ikr

[warped portal]

Portuguese*

[silent quest]

Why do Mexicans speak spanish

[keen parrot]

our last discord chat was more than a month ago though 😭

[sweet yoke]

stop it now fin

[umbral wind]

Who tryna play Russian roulette on Vaporeon

[warped portal]

Because

[twilit river]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[hoary hedge]

because they want to be different obvs @silent quest

[sweet yoke]

yeah cuz i dont accept msg requests on discord

[warped portal]

Enough disc for the week bye nerds

[sweet yoke]

except for funny ppl i talked w

[keen parrot]

that's fair enough, quite a lot of weird people here

[sweet yoke]

tell me abt it

yes yes brother

[twilit river]

Fin reference

[umbral wind]

For the week? You’re better than me

[hoary hedge]

@warped portal good riddance

[umbral wind]

😖

[sweet yoke]

byeee

[keen parrot]

Finny would never be weird to women in dms

[worldly hill]

I played ml am I cooked?

[keen parrot]

adios

[hoary hedge]

mlb?

[umbral wind]

Vim always got my back

[worldly hill]

yea

[twilit river]

Th is a ml?

[sweet yoke]

his first msg to me was the vaporeon copypasta

🥶 😱

[worldly hill]

mobile legends

[keen parrot]

hes a keeper

[twilit river]

Nah you're too far into it

There's no return lil bro

[sweet yoke]

dear mods...🩷 today i am writing you this letter to report...

[worldly hill]

why

[umbral wind]

Only thing I’m keeping is your queen in zugzwang

[keen parrot]

oh no, not the restraining order 😭

[sweet yoke]

e-restraining e-order

[twilit river]

Knockoff lol

[silent quest]

[umbral wind]

D… exclusive

[keen parrot]

if i break it ill go to e-jail

[sweet yoke]

e-jail of discord

[umbral wind]

Now that she isn’t here can I say her name

Or

[sweet yoke]

this is so goofy imagine getting a restricting order online plz

[keen parrot]

i dont want to drop the e-soap in the e-shower with e-black men surrounding me

[sweet yoke]

like you need actual skills to achieve that

[silent quest]

💀💀💀

[umbral wind]

That’s the difference between me and you, I do

[sweet yoke]

u should test your odds

[umbral wind]

I’ll take that as a compliment

[keen parrot]

never happened to me, girls love me 😎

[sweet yoke]

it is im impressed

[sweet yoke]

erm...

[keen parrot]

i mean there is a first for everything

[umbral wind]

I haven’t acc said her name since I got it because doofus did say..

[sweet yoke]

HAHAH

[twilit river]

A sigma male would never interact with girls😡😡

[sweet yoke]

ong

[keen parrot]

real, i only talk with men

[twilit river]

Fake sigma detected

Opinion invalidated

[keen parrot]

aw man my sigmaness is compromised

[umbral wind]

😬

[keen parrot]

doofus the simp

[sweet yoke]

pls he was so sassy with that eye roll

[twilit river]

Let's say hypothetically, you mentioned dahlia

[sweet yoke]

go doofus go

[umbral wind]

You will be banned.

[twilit river]

What are the odds

[sweet yoke]

fin ur a menace to peace

[twilit river]

Wanna find out?

[sweet yoke]

HSHSHSHSHAHAHAHHAHHA

WHAT THE FRICK

[twilit river]

WHAT DRAMA IS THIS?

[sweet yoke]

I CANNOT BELIEVE THESE MESSAGDS ARE REAL

[umbral wind]

I’ve been helping out a lot more in this server recently actually 🥱

[keen parrot]

"ample amounts of video from Dahlia" 💀💀

[umbral wind]

😭😭😭😭

[sweet yoke]

DISCORD TYPE OF DEGENERATION

[twilit river]

WHAT DRAMA IS THIS?

[keen parrot]

fin, send da video

[sweet yoke]

im actually laughing out loud

[umbral wind]

Uhhh you’re asking the worst person to do that

[keen parrot]

its very real sadly

[sweet yoke]

dm

[keen parrot]

im on my phone i dont have it

[sweet yoke]

when did this happen even

[keen parrot]

its been happening the past month or so

[sweet yoke]

damn it what did i miss out on

[umbral wind]

Dw I sent it

[twilit river]

Send it to me too plez

[keen parrot]

just some funny shenanigans

[twilit river]

I don't understand

Was that guy using a voice changer?

[keen parrot]

[twilit river]

To act as a girl or something? I have zero context to work with

[twilit river]

Hell ye

[keen parrot]

speak of the devil

[twilit river]

Intimidating

[icy dune]

💀

[grim edge]

Hello Vimun. We already know what you look like. Don't let your character be bad as well. Try being nice, maybe it will look good on you. Also, stop causing repetitive and nonsense drama again. <@&745328830649991179>

[icy dune]

lowk she could just turn on cam from like 2 seconds in front of vimun and that clears everything

[shy pike]

meow

who gives af

[keen parrot]

buddy its you who is starting it

[umbral wind]

OOOOOO

[keen parrot]

you deadass called me ugly in vc

[umbral wind]

Dahlia joins back at the right time

[shy pike]

wow mean

[keen parrot]

meanwhile the only time you have your cam on is when you are in vc with bast

[umbral wind]

Anyway leave the drama we like positivity here right

[icy dune]

lowk thought your pfp was a roblox character

[sweet yoke]

it is

[icy dune]

idfk why 💀

[keen parrot]

damn dahlia is so cringe istg

[shy pike]

wow mean

[keen parrot]

i mean i could actually insult her if i wanted to, however I'm not that kind of person

[twilit river]

Leaving this as a bookmark for later guys don't mind

[shy pike]

a

[tawny violet]

🤫 🧏

[umbral wind]

What are the chances she joins back today? And lurks in chat?

[keen parrot]

meh idgaf

[umbral wind]

Vimun the trouble makerrrrrr

[keen parrot]

she can be here if she wants to, but if you are going to take just a mention of you personally then maybe you shouldn't be on discord

[sweet yoke]

ong

[umbral wind]

People say I’m the trouble maker jeez

[sweet yoke]

are they wrong tho

[keen parrot]

there is a new bad boy in town 😈

[shy pike]

nah u are fin :3

[umbral wind]

Yes! I’m only here to chill and be that lowkey guy on discord

[umbral wind]

I’ve caused 0 trouble recently smh

[umbral wind]

I might be sick

[shy pike]

cause some

[keen parrot]

there is a chance mods will lock me out to "protect" dahlia lmao

im pretty sure she is just one of the mods larping anyway who gives a damn

[umbral wind]

I’ve been in chess talk actually helping the community recently 🥱 that’s more than a lot can say

[rapid wadi]

I don’t know who that is but send the video?

[shy pike]

ik cause some now

[sweet yoke]

that was embarassing 4 u to say

[umbral wind]

I was referencing a meme smh you didn’t get it

[keen parrot]

he did NOT have to say that, yet he did

[shy pike]

I DID

[sweet yoke]

omg sorry...

[keen parrot]

i mean i got it too

[shy pike]

ok

[umbral wind]

You’re right tho I did NOT have to say that

[rapid wadi]

What’s even happening

[keen parrot]

he is just the chill lowkey guy on discord who doesnt give a fck

[grim edge]

same

[umbral wind]

Dw about it it’s in the past now 🤧

[sweet yoke]

wow hes such a shounen male protagonist

[keen parrot]

fr

[sweet yoke]

wishing i could be THAT coolk

[umbral wind]

Vimun check DMs rq this is gold

[keen parrot]

same ngl

[keen parrot]

sure thing bbg

[keen parrot]

you were right, it was gold

[rapid wadi]

Gold? I like gold

[umbral wind]

I can’t stop laughing lmaooo

[rapid wadi]

@grim edge What even happened

[wheat pivot]

Hello

[rapid wadi]

It’s the right one right?

[grim edge]

what what what

i want to laugh too

[twilit river]

ye

[umbral wind]

Well if I sent it to you, you wouldn’t laugh

[twilit river]

Drama in a chess group is crazy ngl

[rapid wadi]

Wait I remember her, wasn’t she like cool

[umbral wind]

She is cool

[grim edge]

WDYM

[rapid wadi]

oh no mods run away

[grim edge]

NOT ABOUT ME RIGHT?

[shy pike]

Wat

[umbral wind]

ITS UNRELATED

[humble swan]

Recomend me a book of chess

[mellow plover]

@keen parrot it doesn't matter what they are or what not, stop going after other people here. this is harassment. you've been warned in the past yet you keep doing it.
this is your last warning.

[grim edge]

send it to me plsplspslaspl

[umbral wind]

Dvoretsky endgame manual

[keen parrot]

my bad, i wont do it anymore

[grim edge]

ill whimper in dms

[warped portal]

Going to gym sick<<<

[grim edge]

indeed

[warped portal]

Warmup feel heavy af

[rapid wadi]

What did she even do ??

[rapid wadi]

What’s your bench

[warped portal]

Ok

[umbral wind]

Nothing

[rapid wadi]

🤨

[humble swan]

Thank you xd

[rapid wadi]

Damn what’s ok weigh

[sweet yoke]

se vuoi ti spiego

[umbral wind]

No worries I got you

[twilit river]

Translate plez

[rapid wadi]

Explain me too

[umbral wind]

🤓 English only

[twilit river]

犬の歯磨き粉

[sweet yoke]

help no scared of mods kyaa >///<

[keen parrot]

nej, håll käft din jävla chav

[keen parrot]

🤨

[sweet yoke]

u have to read it w an uwu voice

[umbral wind]

I did automatically

[rapid wadi]

esistono messaggi diretti? I google translated it

[sweet yoke]

good job

[keen parrot]

thats how i read it 😭

[umbral wind]

Chat is so chill today.. must be cos Asser ain’t here

[twilit river]

Abgeordnete, Männer des deutschen Reichstages!
Seit Monaten leiden wir alle unter der Qual eines Problems, das uns auch der Versailler Vertrag, d.h. das Versailler Diktat, einst beschert hat, eines Problems, das in seiner Ausartung und Entartung für uns unerträglich geworden war. Danzig war und ist eine deutsche Stadt! Der Korridor war und ist deutsch!

[rapid wadi]

What even happened to bro, doesn’t he spread everywhere

[grim edge]

WHAT

[rapid wadi]

Looks like a movie script

[umbral wind]

El cheesy called you a selfie spammer

[grim edge]

HE CAN GO CRY ABOUT IT

[twilit river]

It's my favorite artist speech🥰🥰

[umbral wind]

How was your 1 day mute

[grim edge]

mh

[lament jacinth]

Hi kids

[rapid wadi]

😱

[sweet yoke]

hi bebe

[grim edge]

i went to buy potatoes explain it now

[keen parrot]

hi mom

[sweet yoke]

ur shopping lasted 4 hours?

[umbral wind]

Most normal vimun greeting

[keen parrot]

thats what i always say when either liya or v says that

[sweet yoke]

dear mods

[rapid wadi]

He might have went to a farm to get them🤑

[sweet yoke]

today id like to report...

[keen parrot]

😨

[umbral wind]

I don’t get that copypasta I need enlightening

[sweet yoke]

what copypasta?

[grim edge]

🤓

[grim edge]

no i meant i said “send it to me pslapal” and then i went to buy potatoes

[umbral wind]

Not copypasta I mean the dear mods thing

[sweet yoke]

hahahah its just my signature phrase

[grim edge]

MI hai detto che me lo spieghi ora spiega dai

[sweet yoke]

as a joke tho

[sweet yoke]

eh non qui cucciolo

[keen parrot]

she is threatening to report me 😭

[sweet yoke]

mi bannano

[grim edge]

Wherever you like 🙏🏻

[sweet yoke]

ti faccio un audio

[grim edge]

Im the best I got watermelon 😱

[keen parrot]

!it

[grim edge]

Dont nerd me nerd

[sweet yoke]

girl that score is so low im sorry

[twilit river]

Nuh uh

[grim edge]

@twilit river 🤓

[rapid wadi]

It’s that one game I saw on shorts

[sweet yoke]

i got 3000+

[grim edge]

🤓

[keen parrot]

what game is that

[sweet yoke]

monkey island watermelon game

[grim edge]

Qswatermelon

Best game everyones playing it fr

How havent u heard of it

[grim edge]

non dirmi che sei una di quelle che fa audio da

[keen parrot]

monkey and watermelon is not a good combination of words

[grim edge]

3 minuti

[keen parrot]

im sorry

[sweet yoke]

nono ne faccio tanti da pochi secondi

[twilit river]

Game of the year 2024??

[grim edge]

Monkey gets happy when you make melon

[grim edge]

ok ok qncora ancora l adhd approva

[umbral wind]

Italian is such a funny language

[sweet yoke]

bro same

[keen parrot]

i have been living under a rock ig

[grim edge]

Pizza

[grim edge]

i cooka da pizza

[sweet yoke]

check ig

[keen parrot]

ong

[umbral wind]

nono faccio

[rapid wadi]

English please🤓☝️

[grim edge]

Pizza tf up

[grim edge]

shes busy lil bro

[umbral wind]

Shush queenie

[grim edge]

I WILL

[keen parrot]

busy w you i get it 😔

[umbral wind]

Good.

[grim edge]

BREKA DOWN YOUR DOOR

AND SUFFOCATE YOU SITH A WPILLOW

[keen parrot]

okay bye guys, im going to eat some chicken soup for dinner

[umbral wind]

Queenie threats of death? Is this a mod ping

[keen parrot]

ill probably be back in like 20

[rapid wadi]

What if the pillow has holes in it

[grim edge]

Shut up fin

[umbral wind]

Oh you’re going? So am I

[grim edge]

Use 2 pillows

[rapid wadi]

What if the second pillow is empty from the centre

[grim edge]

Use a mallet

[rapid wadi]

🤨

[grim edge]

Im the best at qs watermelon

Goat

Nobodys better

[rapid wadi]

I’m good at sorcerer battlegrounds

I think

[sweet yoke]

id beg to differ

[grim edge]

🤣

[rapid wadi]

Is everyone gay today

[grim edge]

yeah

[rapid wadi]

Good to hear, me too 😊

[grim edge]

😳

[rapid wadi]

[grim edge]

im gay as in happy 😃

jolly

[clear vault]

being gay aint okay!

[sweet yoke]

no u mean it

[keen parrot]

im back

[clear vault]

play me

[keen parrot]

nah im not in the right state to play chess rn

[clear vault]

excuses 😔

[keen parrot]

real

[umbral wind]

You’re back? So am I

[lament jacinth]

So am i

[umbral wind]

Neither am I, I’m so sick and lost 100 elo cos of it

[keen parrot]

chat has been revived lets go