💬〡general-off-topic

[cloud ledge]

That chessable is the best app to learn chess

[left silo]

@cloud ledge do they actually pay you for promoting chessable?

[teal dragon]

None of y'all beating master class

[deft bear]

yea its hard to fit in the society when u have autism. i can't help myself. honestly if u cant handle me u are just too mentally weak. might be a u problem no offense

[cloud ledge]

I am not allowed to reveal that

[fallen fern]

Oh you think so?

Imma start using it more

[cloud ledge]

I am so proud of you. Have a 🍪

[left silo]

I'm confident you watch skibidi toilet before any important match! Just like all cultured gentlemen

[fallen fern]

Lol thanks I need a cookie rn

[cloud ledge]

Time to touch some grass. Bye!

[fallen fern]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[cloud ledge]

Yes. That statement was intentional.

[fallen fern]

bye……🧍🏽‍♀️

Should I be concerned

[cloud ledge]

I think so.

Unless you use chessable, the best chess learning app.

[fallen fern]

Are you locked in their basement

Who’s got you promoting them like this

Do they pay well

[cloud ledge]

tHat is not truE at aLl, Pookie.

[fallen fern]

LMAOOOOOOO

HELP 😭???

Don’t worry pookie help is on the way 😫

[random elk]

Someone 1v1 me?

[lament jacinth]

#💬〡chess-talk

[keen parrot]

he didnt say chess

[random elk]

https://link.chess.com/play/XEZsIZ @keen parrot

[strange skiff]

but its actually dope

[lament jacinth]

Anitta how dare you

[dim ingot]

im too bad :/

[fallen fern]

So how many times have people mentioned “anita maxwynn” to you

[grim edge]

villager

[sleek oriole]

the barber messed up my cut so bad 💀

[grim edge]

what is even the point of playing chess

[upbeat viper]

if only we had free chessable for being mods

😩 😩 😩

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1170823481190011022/1201201359496675408/togif-5.gif

[sleek oriole]

deep question. of all the years of playing it i can say its better than watching tv in your freetime

[minor owl]

Pluh

[minor owl]

Omg 💀💀

Why the long face 🤕

Or nose ig

[grim edge]

YOOO

[outer sage]

Fun fact: that was a real person in the 18th century

[grim edge]

i only watch adult films

[rocky epoch]

can we ban this guy

[grim edge]

im talking about R rated movies

like fast and the furious

[sleek oriole]

epic save

[grim edge]

you have a terrorist flag on your profile and you want others banned?

[rocky epoch]

💀

[sleek oriole]

now you are just plain racist

[rocky epoch]

1st thats not true 2nd my profile doesn't matter

[outer sage]

W guy

[rocky epoch]

racist guy

[grim edge]

sympathizing with terrorist nations real edgy you edgelord

[rocky epoch]

racism racism

[grim edge]

reporting to discord for hate speech

[sleek oriole]

a couple of years ago this picutre wouldve been odd af. now i literally accept everything bc of ai

[rocky epoch]

he started talking racism harder in dms

[outer sage]

Why the child's face is fuked up

[rocky epoch]

funny kid lol

[grim edge]

oh im so edgy posting flags for terrorist groups in my profile!!! look at me!

[lone spindle]

Thanks

[cloud ledge]

The kid looks like he doesn't use chessable.

[rocky epoch]

chessable isnt everything

[lone spindle]

Sorry

[cloud ledge]

That's where you are wrong.

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

@cloud ledge your elo is 212

you're the worst player here

[outer sage]

Blud is older than his grandpa

[cloud ledge]

I would rather not fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed.

[cloud ledge]

I have seen worse. But cool.

[rocky epoch]

you dont need to be fixed you need to be softwared

lmao

[cloud ledge]

Also <@&745328830649991179> elo shaming

[outer sage]

Nooo

[rocky epoch]

im gonna get muted for elo shaming

help everyone

[cloud ledge]

No you won't

[outer sage]

Bro don't do that

[rocky epoch]

dont do what

[outer sage]

Elo shaming

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[outer sage]

💀💀💀

[rocky epoch]

It's always the below 600 people

[outer sage]

So?

[jaunty kindle]

[grim edge]

im almost consistently over 200

ill be 1800 by year end

[rocky epoch]

typical400elochat

[jaunty kindle]

Its even worse

[rocky epoch]

Real

[grim edge]

i heard magnus power level is over 9000

[outer sage]

K bye guys I am gonna grind on chess

[rocky epoch]

you do know im much younger than you and im much better when i just joined chess com

[grim edge]

says member since july 2022

[outer sage]

Age?

[rocky epoch]

i joined chess com and my elo was 600

[jaunty kindle]

Have fun losing

[grim edge]

i literally just learned that the horsey looking pieces arent named horse

[rocky epoch]

how dumb are you

[civic tendon]

Bro is 900?

[rocky epoch]

bateman is below 200

[civic tendon]

Below 100

Wait

[rocky epoch]

@civic tendon what's your elo

[grim edge]

ill be 1800 by year end

[civic tendon]

Bateman?? That's me

[cloud ledge]

Ngl I could probably win atleast once against you in a match of 5 games

[grim edge]

i just learned you can switch the rook and king

[rocky epoch]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

kind of a cool move

[rocky epoch]

💀

[cloud ledge]

Want to play?

[rocky epoch]

ok wait

[outer sage]

Cool

[cloud ledge]

No bullying if I lose tho 😦

[civic tendon]

High

[rocky epoch]

It's always the below 600 elo people

[grim edge]

ive made $1800 today and its not even 330pm

[rocky epoch]

How much?

[grim edge]

how much have you made asser

today should be around 2800

[rocky epoch]

afk

[rocky epoch]

Idont work

[cloud ledge]

Accept challenge asser

[rocky epoch]

Afk

[lament jacinth]

No one cares

[grim edge]

the people i help care

[lament jacinth]

Bill gates makes more than that a second

[cloud ledge]

I care (only if chessable)

[lament jacinth]

You're talking about money not helping people

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> Check his logs. Only here to pick fights

bill gates also stole a lot of his products from xerox

[civic tendon]

Bro do you hate fun

[grim edge]

wrong im here to learn how to play chess

[grim edge]

Then don't talk about terrorists

[grim edge]

people shouldn;t post terrorist flags on their profile without being called out

[cloud ledge]

Ok

[grim edge]

Here we go again

[civic tendon]

Basedman??

[grim edge]

March 15 2024 do you just join discords to complain about others? Are you this much of a snowflake in real life?

[outer sage]

Hello

[cloud ledge]

Asser didn't accept my challenge

[proud heath]

is 695 matching with 780 normal?

[cloud ledge]

Imagine being scared to play a 200

[grim edge]

what is the level that people start off at?

[cloud ledge]

No, you should report this asap.

[civic tendon]

😂

[outer sage]

Wanna match

[cloud ledge]

The lowest starting rating is 400. And lowest possible is 100 on chess.com

Alright

[outer sage]

Ok

What's your name?

Hello

[proud heath]

really?

[cloud ledge]

EndPikachu

[outer sage]

Ok

[rocky epoch]

Who?

if It's bateman I completely agree

He talks about politics and always making fights

[grim edge]

Exactly that guy

[rocky epoch]

I hope he gets banned

[rocky epoch]

wanna see what he sent me in dms

[grim edge]

Sure

[rocky epoch]

I sent

[fallen fern]

is ur pfp hawks?

[rocky epoch]

No thats Kaiser from blue lock

[fallen fern]

ahhh

peak manga

[minor owl]

Bro think he a German prodigy

But he humpty dumpty at best

[cloud ledge]

Gg @outer sage

[outer sage]

Gg

[wheat pivot]

@outer sage yo

How ur PTM went?

[lucid helm]

.

[outer sage]

Cool

[outer sage]

I got 81%

But that's mid

[rocky epoch]

Blue lock is one of the coolest animes/manga

[rocky epoch]

After jjk

[stable perch]

Berserk?

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-reaction-to-that-information-reaction-gif-7904967034742015390

[wheat pivot]

Cool, I got 75%
Ur class btw?

[rocky epoch]

Didnt watch

[outer sage]

7th

[outer sage]

What's yours

[wheat pivot]

Then 81% is actually mid

[outer sage]

I know

[wheat pivot]

Promoted to 9th

[stable perch]

I got like 92 in 7th

[outer sage]

Good

[wheat pivot]

I don't even remember mine

@stable perch where r u from?

[stable perch]

India

[wheat pivot]

Cool

Indians in the chat

[stable perch]

Real

[outer sage]

I got depressed in 6th to mid 7th class

[wheat pivot]

Bro got depressed in 6th 💀

[proud heath]

im bad at chess, but what is bro doing

[wheat pivot]

But why man?

[stable perch]

Trying to capture the g7 pawn

[wheat pivot]

What happened in ur life? Did she left you?

👁

@stable perch how you doing man?

[stable perch]

Good

[wheat pivot]

How old?

[stable perch]

🤫🧏 just got in 10th grade

[wheat pivot]

A year older than me, cool

[outer sage]

Cuz I got low marks in 6th class

[wheat pivot]

Ohh that's pretty understandable man

I only got good marks till 5th 🗣 then the downfall startee

[outer sage]

Hmm

But this year I am gonna change

[wheat pivot]

Cool 😂

[wise mortar]

E

[wheat pivot]

F

[outer sage]

Fr I am gonna change, I am going to get 85+ this year

[wheat pivot]

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

[remote bramble]

ninja

[outer sage]

Idk

[outer sage]

You??

[minor owl]

Ur in which grade now

9th right?

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[minor owl]

Today was dad bday so i ate 😁

[fresh bough]

im back

after 3 days ban

[outer sage]

󠀠

[fresh bough]

and to the suka who muted me ur gay and officially

[proud heath]

💀

[cloud ledge]

Liya and stark are offline. I'll just put this here.

[cursive pawn]

Happy birthday

Ill find u

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-watching-stare-i-see-you-gif-22305961

[outer sage]

💀💀

[minor owl]

Sorry bro i swear I'll follow my diet 💀🤕

[minor owl]

How much time do u think it will take

To lose those 2 kha

[cursive pawn]

Maybe a month

If you stay at 2000 calories

[minor owl]

How much calories does weight lifting brun

[cursive pawn]

Depends if you train for 1-2 hours 4 times a week, it can make you burn extra 300-400 calories everyday

[minor owl]

1 hr

Damn only 300 I assumed it was closer to 500

[cursive pawn]

https://www.niddk.nih.gov/bwp

Use this click on expert mode to see how much you burn

[minor owl]

Dawg I eat like max 1000 calories per day

I am not even capping I skip breakfast

Plus the workout send me down even further

[cursive pawn]

You said you were eating 2500

[minor owl]

I said I eat below tha

2500 is like how much I burn per day ig so

[cursive pawn]

Count you calories right and consistently dawg your body will lose weight if you eat in a deficit

[outer sage]

😡✋🛬🥷

[cursive pawn]

Go to the website

[minor owl]

Is 1.5 cal deficit too much 🥺

[cursive pawn]

You’re probably not in a 1.5k cal deficit

[minor owl]

Exactly that's what I think ok listen

I eat rice with dal and some sabzi I am sure u dont what this means this is the avg indian lunch let's assume worst case it's 500 calories then 2 coffees so thats 200 calories and then 2 apples at night that's another 200

[cursive pawn]

Is this how you count calories “i think its 500”

[minor owl]

Yes pretty much

I google stuff or eyeball it

[cursive pawn]

Yea then you’re not eating in a deficit

Sabzi is full of oil i think

[minor owl]

My mum makes sure not to use too much oil

[cursive pawn]

This?

[minor owl]

It's not this oily 💀

[cursive pawn]

Yea but aint no way its only 500 calories at least 400 from the rice alone and maybe total its 1000

[minor owl]

But there is oil innit yes

[lament jacinth]

Old man

[minor owl]

What the fuhk so ur telling me my lunch has more calories than 2 burgers 💀

[cursive pawn]

1 gram of oil has 9 calories so 1 spoon has abt 100

[cursive pawn]

Yea probably

[lethal sandal]

Who want to talk with me ?(I have a bad English)

[minor owl]

My god even then it only adds upto 1400 calories

[lament jacinth]

You can talk here

[umbral wind]

El Cheesy don’t miss our date

[cursive pawn]

You need to stop eye balling and track accurately

[cursive pawn]

But still I don’t believe thats the only thing you’re eating throughout the week

[minor owl]

That what I do when I diet

Rn it's all over place

Yes

Or atleast ur good looking

[cursive pawn]

Thats why no weight loss.
Stay consistent on that diet also add some fruits and veggies and you will lose 5kg in a month

[umbral wind]

Probably a bit of both

[minor owl]

Damn aight

What do u mean by that

[umbral wind]

Who’s “they”

[minor owl]

Above my league 💀

[fallen fern]

Just do thick eyeliner and wear a filter and show skin ezpz (don’t actually do this)

[umbral wind]

And show half your face incase you’re actually ugly

[fallen fern]

LMAOOOOOOO exactly

[umbral wind]

Go on

[fallen fern]

Bro I actually have a scary story like that, years back I took a picture of half of my face and some dude duplicated it and reversed the image to get my whole face. Worst part is that it looked exactly like me

[minor owl]

Do it cuh

[minor owl]

So what's so scary about that

[fallen fern]

Because he basically edited my photo? He took the time to just get my whole face 😭

I practically had to bribe him to delete it and then blocked him

[minor owl]

Yes but bro is doing absolutely nothing w that 💀

[umbral wind]

True that

[minor owl]

He has ur face now what absolutely nothing 💀

[fallen fern]

Idc why do you even need my face on ur comp

You never know what someone can do with ur photos, don’t underestimate the internet

WHAT?!??!

[minor owl]

Ur being paranoid

[fallen fern]

Yea exactly, but if they do they you just gotta double it

[umbral wind]

He must just be really fascinated

[fallen fern]

Idc I don’t want randos having my pic

[minor owl]

On guy ip grabbed me and nothing has happened since then

[umbral wind]

Well one half isn’t exactly like the other

[minor owl]

He is prollly eating his nachos

Slurping his coke

[fallen fern]

Even if someone ip grabs you what’re they even gonna do

[minor owl]

Exactly same w a pic

[fallen fern]

I think my face is pretty symmetrical so it looked exactly like a regular photo

[minor owl]

My pfp is literally me 💀

[fallen fern]

Yea exactly I agree

[minor owl]

Nothing has happened except people calling me funny looking

Well ig it's different for girls tho so idk

[umbral wind]

I mean who cares I don’t, I can just close the app if I don’t like it

[fallen fern]

Yea there’s lots of creeps on the internet, but men and women both should stay safe

[minor owl]

Real people are too paranoid nowadays

[umbral wind]

Getting cyber bullied? Turn your phone off

[minor owl]

Exactly 💀

[fallen fern]

That’s what I thought too 😭😭😭 just block them

[minor owl]

My ip and face everything has been leaked nothing happened

Exactly it's a very small minority of people stop being so paranoid

[fallen fern]

Yea I agree

[minor owl]

True ig

[fallen fern]

Ok time to study and then study chess see y’all later, don’t forget to stay hydrated

[minor owl]

Aight cya

[umbral wind]

I get hydrated whenever I see cheesy’s face

[minor owl]

Likewise

[umbral wind]

You must’ve not been hydrated recently then

Why are you asking all these questions😭

[minor owl]

prolly got called a catfished and looks decent enough to think its cuz she is good looking and now is looking for external confirmation on whether she looks good

average is not considered a catfish

[umbral wind]

We’re chess players here we probably think the queen looks better

[green jungle]

[minor owl]

now if u face reveal i can confirm first hand 😳 😋

[minor owl]

real

[umbral wind]

😭😭😭

[rocky epoch]

LOOOOOOOL THE PFP

[minor owl]

not much honestly we have 0 standards

[umbral wind]

It’s subjective so if a guy stares at you he thinks you’re good looking but another guy might not so who knows

[umbral wind]

Fr

[minor owl]

naur

ok ur good looking bro 💀 we get it

[umbral wind]

I was gonna say smth but I don’t even know how old you are

[rocky epoch]

Funny pfp

[umbral wind]

Would be questionable

[minor owl]

cuz infatuation means nothing

[rocky epoch]

You look really bad

[umbral wind]

How we gonna know

[minor owl]

🔥

[minor owl]

real

[rocky epoch]

@grim edge cant you be beautiful, that pfp looks so bad

get better looks

Whoever that is , looks very bad

And who hired her is dumb

[umbral wind]

We ain’t gonna know how pretty you are if we can’t see you can we 😭

[umbral wind]

You’re wrong there but sure

[minor owl]

we dont approach anyone whos cute 💀 personality matter plus who just approaches people like that 💀

[rocky epoch]

and you having her pfp means you look worse

[minor owl]

cold approaches are cringe

[rocky epoch]

she looks bad , if you dont think the same you're simp

[umbral wind]

21 asking these questions 😭 almost unbelievable

[rocky epoch]

funny pfp btw bro 😂

[minor owl]

so if i am in my pfp means i am a 10/10

[minor owl]

bro 💀

[rocky epoch]

no you're different

[minor owl]

nah only invalid people approach

[rocky epoch]

you look funny 😂

[umbral wind]

I mean they’re quite obvious right

[minor owl]

bro i hate u 😭

[rocky epoch]

😂😭😂😭😂😭.

[minor owl]

u are such a pick me

[zealous glen]

Yo whats up bbgs

[umbral wind]

Do you want us to say you’re so beautiful or something idk

[minor owl]

exactly lmao 💀

[rocky epoch]

You should say el cheesy pfp is funny tho

It's really funny

[minor owl]

no bro 😭

[umbral wind]

You chose the wrong server for validation I’m ngl this is the most obnoxious one I’ve been in😭

[minor owl]

if u want people to approach u stop asking these questions 💯

fym bro this the most pick me behaviour i seen

[umbral wind]

It’s hard for you to believe you’re pretty?

[minor owl]

cant be me

i know i am that guy

[umbral wind]

Maybe you’re not then, maybe you got a wart on your forehead that everyone stares at idk

[minor owl]

💀 naur

das wild

[umbral wind]

I mean people know whether they’re at least above average or not right

[minor owl]

maybe ur thinking to much and no one stares at u

[umbral wind]

Only way for people to tell you is showing your face 🤷 but you don’t wanna do that so not much we can do

[minor owl]

bro wants the biscuit without the risk it

[umbral wind]

Not even we’re just going in circles 😭

[minor owl]

.

[cloud ledge]

Biscuits are overrated

[umbral wind]

@grim edge

[minor owl]

nah i am fine

[umbral wind]

3 hours till your mute is done 💪 queenie then you can respond

[lament jacinth]

Children I have arrived

[minor owl]

aight bye

[lament jacinth]

How dare you

[umbral wind]

When you leave the server do all your messages get deleted?

[lament jacinth]

No

[lament jacinth]

Why

[umbral wind]

That girl just had all her messages deleted

[lament jacinth]

Which one

[umbral wind]

Like at once they all just disappeared

[minor owl]

which girl

ur tripping there was no girl

[umbral wind]

You weren’t here me and el cheesy were just talking to

[minor owl]

?

[umbral wind]

Bro😭

[lament jacinth]

She would've deleted them herself

[umbral wind]

Anywy they all just got purged like at once I saw them disappear, so weird

[minor owl]

she was such a pick me

[lament jacinth]

Who was it

[lament jacinth]

Ew

[umbral wind]

She’s gone now so how we gonna tell your

[cloud ledge]

Download chessable now to acquire everything you need

[minor owl]

she asked things like if shes good looking if men stare at her and is being catfish mean she is good looking

[lament jacinth]

Was she one of those girls who post a picture eof herself and was like,
"Guys look how ugly I ammm"

[minor owl]

actually

[lament jacinth]

Eeeewwww

[umbral wind]

Well she actually didn’t wanna send a pic of herself

[lament jacinth]

Oh

Please domt even show attention to those types of girls

[minor owl]

fin said people stared at fat pimple on her head cuz she was mad ugly

[lament jacinth]

💀💀💀

[minor owl]

💀

[umbral wind]

Hey I didn’t say that😭 it was a MAYBE

[stable mirage]

meow

[minor owl]

mew*

[lament jacinth]

Slim shady that's a violation

[stable mirage]

ew

[umbral wind]

I thought I was pretty nice considering the stupid questions AND her age

[minor owl]

w

[umbral wind]

21 asking those questions is crazy

[lament jacinth]

She was 14 tops

[minor owl]

21 LMAOAAHAHA

[lament jacinth]

TWENTY ONE

WHAT

[umbral wind]

So she said, who knows 😭

[lament jacinth]

OH MY GOSH SHES LEFT OVER

[minor owl]

naur

[lament jacinth]

21 and still crying like a 13 yr old on discord is crazyyy

[minor owl]

"why do they keep staring why dont they approach me"

😭

[lament jacinth]

Cringe

[outer sage]

I am excited

[lament jacinth]

Okay

[minor owl]

ew creep

NAH ITS THIS ONE

[outer sage]

💀💀💀💀

[zealous glen]

Whats up baby boy

[umbral wind]

😭😭

[outer sage]

Phonk songs are good 👍 or bad 👎

[minor owl]

bro fighting back

[minor owl]

good ig depends on the situation

[umbral wind]

She’s got a point though

[zealous glen]

What

[lament jacinth]

Whats u want little girl

[outer sage]

Ok

[umbral wind]

How’s Liya responding to this

[minor owl]

she said she thot this girl left

[zealous glen]

It means you are not more than 15-16

[umbral wind]

So did I but apparently not

[zealous glen]

Ur love pookie bear

[outer sage]

White noise is fire

[minor owl]

so she was tryna bad mouth behind her back 😔

[outer sage]

Yeah

[lament jacinth]

Friends make sure friends aren't making themselves look cringe

[umbral wind]

Classic women

[minor owl]

safe play from liyas side

[outer sage]

White noise is fricking fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[umbral wind]

Extremely safe looking like a Philiidor

[outer sage]

Ngl

[umbral wind]

Or perhaps a Berlin

[minor owl]

stayathomedaughter looking for more steam

[lament jacinth]

Girl you deleted all your message after trying to get attention from <17 yr old dudes on discord

[grim edge]

why am i muted when i join a VC?

its an auto mute?

[umbral wind]

Ackshually im 18

[minor owl]

oooo liya going on the offensive now

[lament jacinth]

You're British doesn't count

[umbral wind]

Hmmm lemme fix it for you

[grim edge]

thanks!

[minor owl]

bro can fix her

[outer sage]

Bro go to sleep

[lament jacinth]

Lady you're on a discord server. 95% of people here are 14

[minor owl]

nah

[outer sage]

GO TO SLEEP

NOW😡😡😡

[civic tendon]

What happening?

[minor owl]

nah

[umbral wind]

Think you have to do /profile and verify

[umbral wind]

Roberto! You’ve joined the hellhole

[minor owl]

bro has no right to say that

[civic tendon]

!

[umbral wind]

I’m on Stayathomedaughters side

[minor owl]

i am on liyas side she winning

i am on overdog side

[lament jacinth]

Weren't you just talking shit about her

[civic tendon]

discord arguments! yes!

[umbral wind]

No I wasn’t read smh

[outer sage]

Why

[civic tendon]

🍿

[minor owl]

roberto marry me

[umbral wind]

I’m on her side, Liya is so mean

[civic tendon]

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

[lament jacinth]

She's deleting all her messages again

[minor owl]

i am on liyas side , liya is so mean

[lament jacinth]

YAYYYY

Liya wins everyone dies the end

[minor owl]

uh no

[grim edge]

i thought i did i also connected my account

[civic tendon]

Too bad then

[minor owl]

some messi vs ronaldo stuff going on in chat rn

[umbral wind]

Well If you’re sure you’ve done everything right then ping <@&745328830649991179>

[zealous glen]

Nah, i'd win

[umbral wind]

Oh well I just did it for you there you go

[lament jacinth]

She's not trusted

[minor owl]

thats controversial 💀

[lament jacinth]

That's it fin

[umbral wind]

You can talk in vc tho right

[lament jacinth]

No

[civic tendon]

Name checks out

[umbral wind]

I could

[keen parrot]

hello again chat, just woke up from my early sleep having to throw up
hows everyone else feeling

[civic tendon]

Hi vimun

[grim edge]

i think im good now. im in a VC wathing a game

[umbral wind]

When I left and rejoined I wasn’t trusted and still could speak in vc so

[minor owl]

aight now babye gang

i must leave

[keen parrot]

hi roberto

[stone quiver]

Well hello

[umbral wind]

Ask Vimun he has wisdom

But what’s with deleting all your messages then coming back 5 mins later 😭

Trust me you won’t regret asking Vimun

[lament jacinth]

Who to ask what

[glossy radish]

vimun stinky

[lament jacinth]

AHHHHHH

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[glossy radish]

hiii

i’m in class rn

[umbral wind]

Ask anyone here for chess questions

[lament jacinth]

Get off your phone 💀💀

[glossy radish]

i fell asleep earlier and jerked awake

scared me so bad

[glossy radish]

i finished my work already

[lament jacinth]

PLEASE 10th grade English I used to do that like 10 times a lesson my teacher was so boring

[fiery island]

Hah jerked

[umbral wind]

On

[glossy radish]

off

[lament jacinth]

.

[glossy radish]

i cant see what i’m typing

my phones on lowest brightness

[rocky epoch]

@lament jacinth your arabic sucks

[lime lava]

Guys I wanna do tyson's tatoo in my face... thoughts?

[lament jacinth]

"Your arabic sucks"

• the guy who's never talked to me in arabic

[rocky epoch]

i can assume from your about me

[rocky epoch]

mario hello bye

[lament jacinth]

It's literally a quote from a poet

[rocky epoch]

the hungry part

[lament jacinth]

No

[keen parrot]

that's me

[rocky epoch]

You wrote it like you're a boy not a girl

[minor owl]

omg bro is back at it again

[rocky epoch]

ask what

[lament jacinth]

Good job captain obvious, I know it was sarcasm

[lime lava]

Are you a bastard?😐

[rocky epoch]

wth sarcasm got to do with anything in this conversation

[keen parrot]

probably a bit but not a lot

[rocky epoch]

no im Asser

[keen parrot]

in general rating peoples looks with numbers is dumb cause people have different taste anyway

[rocky epoch]

@lime lava are you mario?

[minor owl]

bastard munchen

[rocky epoch]

If so

[lime lava]

Its because of people like you that I was arrested

[glossy radish]

hi mario

[rocky epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-gif-26033398

[keen parrot]

higher number = prettier

[teal dragon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vMownKrlbGw?si=Z-pgNzOfbbLrmgh3

[rocky epoch]

@lime lava mario

where is luigi

[clear night]

Jello

[lament jacinth]

I mean the way I wrote it is fairly natural, in my town guys amd girls say that so

[glossy radish]

hi vimun

hi paca

[rocky epoch]

Ok

[clear night]

Hi v

[teal dragon]

GOD DID

[clear night]

?

[minor owl]

💀

[minor owl]

tell em to bring out the yatch

tell em to being out the lobsters

[rocky epoch]

arent you the ban evader

[teal dragon]

Lol holy shit thats the cliffhanger for Tokyo vice

[rocky epoch]

why you still here

[teal dragon]

I never got banned, why u gossip and spreading misinformation

[rocky epoch]

[honest drift]

Guys

@rocky epoch can I test my rizz on you

[rocky epoch]

ok

[teal dragon]

Y'all new to tea sippin

[honest drift]

What's similar between you and earth? Both are getting hot.

[rocky epoch]

idc you get banned again or no , It's just funny how mad you were , aloi

[rocky epoch]

1/10

[honest drift]

A picture is worth a thousand words, but one look at you leaves me speechless.

[rocky epoch]

4/10

[lament jacinth]

That was sad u can do better

[rocky epoch]

you said i

😂😂

[honest drift]

Is your name Instagram? Because whenever I see you, my heart double taps.

[lament jacinth]

Rickle pickle cmon man you're supposed to have infinite rizz

[rocky epoch]

3/10

i dont see real rizz

[honest drift]

Got 206 bones in my body, but when i saw you, I got 207.

[umbral wind]

W

[honest drift]

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be McGorgeous.@rocky epoch

[rocky epoch]

bro 💀💀💀

Negative 1009099099/10

[rocky epoch]

4/10

[grim edge]

haiii V

[rocky epoch]

can u shut up

You asked that 3 times so far

[honest drift]

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I would come and visit you between the holidays.

[lament jacinth]

Girl stop please this isn't a dating advice server

[rocky epoch]

BROOOOOO NEGATIVE 102892022828292982929292827282828282/10

[teal dragon]

Charm & sex appeal @grim edge

[lament jacinth]

LMAOO

[honest drift]

I'm going to eat you like an Oreo cookie – open you up and lick the cream out of the middle.

[rocky epoch]

@servermod

[honest drift]

Bruh

[crisp crag]

😭😭

[rocky epoch]

that is NOT rizz

[lament jacinth]

Okay that's prison rizz

[crisp crag]

lil grass

[grim edge]

look like u ran out of nitro

[honest drift]

Are you a gardener? Because you've planted the seeds of love in my heart.

[lament jacinth]

Please stop asking these questions

@teal dragon stop answering her

[rocky epoch]

stop doing bad rizzes

you suck at it

[grim edge]

@sewermod

[honest drift]

😭 😭

[glossy radish]

hii i ran out of nitro a long time ago

[lament jacinth]

Not allowed

[grim edge]

didn't noticed till now

[honest drift]

😔

[glossy radish]

o

[lament jacinth]

Ignore me like that, I see how it is

[lament jacinth]

Your contract for liya insurance has just expired

[grim edge]

I'm gonnna go shower

[lament jacinth]

#〘📝〙rules

[honest drift]

Leiya

Teach me how to rizz

[lament jacinth]

You've come to the right person sir

[grim edge]

can someone help me with my chem homework

[lament jacinth]

Depends what it is

Read them and youll find out

[grim edge]

what was that

[honest drift]

Nothing

[umbral wind]

🤩

[lament jacinth]

You're the one talking about beauty and appeal to minors

[glossy radish]

WDYM

[honest drift]

No pen, no paper and you still draw my attention.

[glossy radish]

dude i’m trying to multitask i cant do everything at once

[rocky epoch]

rizz me then

[honest drift]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

chemistry

[teal dragon]

There's nothing against the rules with wat u talking about but u def won't get solid answers here

[rocky epoch]

A ban evader wouldnt know rules

[honest drift]

Are you talking about the chemistry between us? Because I must say, it's explosive! 😉

[lament jacinth]

<@&745328830649991179> @grim edge keeps asking minors about what they find appealing in women, she 21. She's deleting all her messages and continuing to ask these wierd questions after being asked to stop

[rocky epoch]

guys @teal dragon is a ban evader btw

His old account name was Aloi and changed to french bread and then left to not get caught cuz of the account history

[umbral wind]

if he is who cares

[teal dragon]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy keeps calling me a ban evader after explaining to him the facts and he keeps harassing me and spreading misinformation

[rocky epoch]

Im jus making him mad

[grim edge]

what is happening

@lament jacinth can i dm u the chem stuff

[lament jacinth]

Ypure 21 asking 15 yr old guys what they find appealing in women

[glossy radish]

he’s always harassing people ignore him

[rocky epoch]

1st i didnt break rules and secondly you literally talked to me some days ago about how you ban evaded and youll always be back

[umbral wind]

W

[lament jacinth]

Imagine a 21 yr old guy asking a bunch of 15 yr old girls what they think makes men hot

[honest drift]

Bruh

[strange skiff]

Okay where do I start

[teal dragon]

<@&745328830649991179> now this is just bullshit

[honest drift]

Why did you delete my perfect rizz? 😭 😭 😭

[strange skiff]

I’ll start with you cause you were flirting with a 15 year old who’s clearly feeling already uncomfortable

[rocky epoch]

Admin is here stop pinging

[strange skiff]

I’m literally here

Guess

[umbral wind]

dun dun dunnnn

[rocky epoch]

yes lol

[strange skiff]

Now you, again, that 15 year old is feeling uncomfortable. you’re almost my age, but let me teach you what we do in these situations: apologize to the kid and stop creeping them out

exactly what I did

Asser, you’re always picking fights and I’ll need you to chill out

Most people here are 14-16

[rocky epoch]

ok

[lament jacinth]

THANK YOU

[rocky epoch]

but im not lying tho

[strange skiff]

and the rules do say to keep talks appropriate

[strange skiff]

Don’t care, I get a ping from or about you every day

[teal dragon]

You're absolutely lying I never got banned fool

[glossy radish]

hi anitta. hope you’re well

[rocky epoch]

why u talked to me about it then some days ago

[strange skiff]

No, I’m saying your subject was sexual/romantic in nature and thats against the rules

[teal dragon]

I never spoke to u

[strange skiff]

Asser

[rocky epoch]

bruh ok

[strange skiff]

enough

[grim edge]

its like amount of moles and stuff

[teal dragon]

U don't vc

[rocky epoch]

@teal dragon I apologize

[fallen fern]

Is it against the rules to simp over fictional characters

[strange skiff]

Chef and Asser block each other and enough

[fallen valley]

Y'all are odd

[strange skiff]

Yeah

[lean gust]

I simp for rimuru

[umbral wind]

same message every other day

[lean gust]

ban me

(tempest, rimuru tempest)

[strange skiff]

Just keep it appropriate here please thanks @grim edge you didnt do anything wrong per se

Lyia a lot of people dont know you’re minors. dont tag us as if they’re aware. Let them know of the rules and if they keep on the subject that is making people talk about sexual preferences or weird stuff, then ping us

first rule. please read them

[strange skiff]

hey v 🙂

I just did

[strange skiff]

^

[glossy radish]

these fights have been getting worse

[rocky epoch]

ask waht

if chess go to #💬〡chess-talk

[strange skiff]

about what people think is attractive/hot? r/askreddit

well, the short answer is: not here

[lament jacinth]

Did all of that and emphasised it

[strange skiff]

You did, I read the messages

[rocky epoch]

anitta the @honest drift telling me to ask you to answer his dms

[grim edge]

Hello I'm back :D

oh what is going on o-o

[grim edge]

u good at chem?

[strange skiff]

Not exactly, but that was the subject please just move on

[grim edge]

chemistry?

[rocky epoch]

is rate shaming a warning?

[strange skiff]

yeah done thanks

[grim edge]

yes

[strange skiff]

nah bullying is

[rocky epoch]

np

[rocky epoch]

I got warned for rate shaming

[grim edge]

I mean I'm not that good

[strange skiff]

probably cause u were being a bully while doing it

[grim edge]

can i dm you a chem question

[grim edge]

what is going on

[strange skiff]

no, I am staff however so I do work for chesscom as my day job 🙂

[grim edge]

sure

[rocky epoch]

the guy was talking about politics (he got muted tho)

[strange skiff]

it encompasses, asser, come on

I answered you already

[teal dragon]

Anitta are you from Tennessee?

[lament jacinth]

Anitta quickly can I address something in dms

[clear night]

Good morning

[strange skiff]

@grim edge I’ll let it go cause that was kinda funny

[rocky epoch]

[teal dragon]

Damn I was gonna answer her question

iykyk lol

[strange skiff]

move on

https://tenor.com/view/redefine-meat-newmeat-foodtech-meatlover-meatlovers-gif-26437912

[teal dragon]

Lol you're a 100 💯💯 thanks for wat u do

[strange skiff]

[cursive pawn]

Anita do u have to wait 5 seconds to send another message

[cloud ledge]

Why was i timed out

[teal dragon]

I wonder wat dead guy who invented elo is doing rn.

[cloud ledge]

He is probably dead

[teal dragon]

Nah he's in this server

[glossy radish]

she doesn’t

[cloud ledge]

He undead?

[rocky epoch]

Nope

[teal dragon]

I'm gonna learn from Anitta example and not answer dumbass questions

[cursive pawn]

corrupted government president doesn't follow rules moment

[glossy radish]

lol

[rocky epoch]

😔😔

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-chess-gif-reaction-react-gif-25967428

[rocky epoch]

Chess com

[cloud ledge]

Lichess

[grim edge]

do u need help with hw?

[stable mirage]

meow

[mystic copper]

Average chess.com chat

[cloud ledge]

I mean you were the one being rude first

[mystic copper]

I was annoyed by the fact that she offered me a draw when I was winning

[weak pagoda]

just decline it. Although it's very annoying when someone repeatedly offers a draw in a losing position

[cloud ledge]

Just decline. No need to escalate the situation.

[umbral wind]

fire back at her then dont just take it

[mystic copper]

Like that scene from the queens gambit

How am I being rude

[cloud ledge]

GMDong69

[mystic copper]

The confusion gambit

[glossy radish]

no i have no math hw today

[mystic copper]

She also had like two minutes on the clock and let it ran out

Check out this #chess game: Ateeba_H_Chess vs birdmanp - https://www.chess.com/live/game/105397204113

[worn ice]

Ateeba_H_Chess (1240) vs. birdmanp (1478)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bf4 Nc6 4. Nb5 e5 5. Bxe5 Nh5 6. Nxc7+ Kd7 7. Nxa8 Nxe5 8. dxe5 Ke8 9. e4 Qa5+ 10. c3 Nf4 11. g3 Ng6 12. Qxd5 Qxd5 13. exd5 Kd7 14. O-O-O Nxe5 15. Bg2 Bd6 16. Nf3 Nxf3 17. Bxf3 b6 18. Nxb6+ axb6 19. Rhe1 Bc5 20. Rd2 g6 21. d6 Bxd6 22. Red1 

[weak pagoda]

how is this person 1400

[cloud ledge]

I need to get myself together. I am wrecked rn. I go now bye.

[arctic heart]

I've seen 3 1400's hang their queen by now

[cloud ledge]

I have seen 3 2100`s hang their queen by now

[rocky epoch]

LOOOOOL

[grim edge]

some high elo could be really drunk I've played with a 1900 and he hing mate in 1 before

hung*

[mystic copper]

Maybe they are good at flagging people

[weak pagoda]

eh

Nh5 was a crazy move

[grim edge]

awww man ;-;

[glossy radish]

:p

[grim edge]

I'm was hoping u got homework so I can do them

;-;

[mystic copper]

🧏🤫

[grim edge]

sup

who here love football? aka soccer:)

[grim edge]

sup ducky

sup

[cloud ledge]

Hello! how arE you my Lovely Pookies?

[glossy radish]

hi

[glossy radish]

i need to learn these things myself either way. i cant have people do it for me

[grim edge]

I'll teach u I can be a tutor

(I have 1 year experience as a math tutor)

[primal heath]

Hello ppl am a chess teacher with 2100 rating so if you want chess lessons dm me I have professional plan for beginners and intermediary players ranged from 0 to 1900 ELO

[glossy radish]

i’m a tutor myself ._.

i’m currently tutoring rn

[grim edge]

well remeber a teacher always have another teacher to teach them

[cloud ledge]

You all it was nice knowing you. Chess.com finally got me. I will miss all of you. I should not have said bad things about chessable. Bye 😭

[glossy radish]

yeah yeah whateverrr :p

[grim edge]

:p

[glossy radish]

skull maybe don’t cheat??

[cloud ledge]

Remember my last words: Lichess is better.

[primal heath]

Hello ppl am a chess teacher with 2100 rating so if you want chess lessons dm me I have professional plan for beginners and intermediary players ranged from 0 to 1900 ELO

[cloud ledge]

Reported for public accusations

[shell swan]

go fck urself

[primal heath]

Hahha

[grim edge]

I'm her lawyer she put a question mark not a period this show it's not a statement it's a question

[shell swan]

lemme 1v1 u you dick

[primal heath]

And the first lesson is free If u don't like me it's okay

[cloud ledge]

Btw I am not banned yet. They just kidnapped me and my family because I said Chessable is bad. They getting inspired by Duolingo I assume.

[cloud ledge]

Also, I am not skull. I am chessable guy.

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> Spam

[primal heath]

This is my profile and this is not a spam

Spam wtf

[grim edge]

You posted your copy pasta a lot recently

[primal heath]

Am not spamming

[shell swan]

fr, he a dick @primal heath go to #💬〡chess-talk

[grim edge]

You legit use the same words bro

[grim edge]

If u are trying to find someone to teach I reccomend going into #💬〡chess-talk

[primal heath]

Hahha this is the first 🥇 time in this channel

[grim edge]

Spam is not allowed in any channel

[primal heath]

Okay mb

[cloud ledge]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[grim edge]

why are yall hating on him

[cloud ledge]

Because he bad

[shell swan]

he has been doin this for 6 hrs

[grim edge]

bro did nothing but just send 2 repeated message and yall called it a spam

[grim edge]

oh nvm then

[cloud ledge]

Mashu Pichhu

[primal heath]

6 hours

???

[glossy radish]

you should at least tell them first before a report. let them know they’re aware of the rules

[primal heath]

They are bad ppl

[grim edge]

they ?;-;

[primal heath]

Broo he is a big layer

Not you

[cloud ledge]

Yes he is a very big layer

Any Scrabble pros here?

[grim edge]

I'm gonna go play soccer hope yall nerd have fun arguing

[primal mirage]

oh shi scrabble

[cloud ledge]

Ew you american nerd

[silk portal]

0

[primal mirage]

fun game ngl

im shit at it tho 💀

[silk portal]

3 128 vbng4 jkil1.?.1

[grim edge]

I'm not american I just live here

I wasn't born in america

[cloud ledge]

Ye I remember almost learning the entire dictionary to win

[cloud ledge]

It's still football

[primal mirage]

💀 crazy

[grim edge]

Funny thing. Someone pinged mods on him today a few hours ago (mods didn't handle that ping yet) and he still didn't learn

[primal mirage]

ig it has its benefits

[glossy radish]

byee

[cloud ledge]

Yes but there are more cheaters in Scrabble than in chess

[glossy radish]

oh then yeah that’s reasonable

[grim edge]

[cloud ledge]

Hasbro >>

[primal mirage]

damn i see

[cursive pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/crycat-crying-cat-crying-cat-thumbs-up-thumbs-up-ok-gif-17048449662472934214

[lime lava]

U mean real man football

[full glen]

reap

real

[toxic valley]

Whats yalls favorite piece of architecture

[wise mortar]

Ok

[teal dragon]

https://youtu.be/EBX5F49bOs8?si=H2oYwkAFjilwY0pu

She barely a redbone, wtf she on about

[covert cosmos]

:3

[grim edge]

Im back:D

[covert cosmos]

mas

hu

[grim edge]

Baltimore bridge

[tulip lichen]

IM A BOOTY WARRIOR

[fleet scroll]

Ur mom

[grim edge]

@glossy radish ml?

[glossy radish]

i cant rn i’m sorry

[grim edge]

kk

[wise mortar]

Ye

[stable mirage]

purrr

[junior scaffold]

@wispy cobalt

[tulip lichen]

shut up

[tulip lichen]

go get a therapist

[stable mirage]

no u

[tulip lichen]

they usually can cure mental illnesses

[wise mortar]

Typical 400 elo chat

[tulip lichen]

Typical chess nerd

[fleet scroll]

What’s the mental illness you’re speaking of

:3

[lament jacinth]

jk lmao 💀💀💀

Anyway kids

Wake up I've arrived

[fleet scroll]

Hewwo

Cheese

[stable mirage]

haiiii ;3

[fleet scroll]

:3

[sweet yoke]

purr

[lament jacinth]

HIII BB

[sweet yoke]

heyyy

[wise mortar]

Typical chat

[sweet yoke]

ong

[native skiff]

goofy af

[lament jacinth]

Typical deralte

[grim edge]

[sweet yoke]

lala

[grim edge]

sempre io che scrivo ogni 2 settimane:

lala*

[sweet yoke]

strano che ti becchi ogni volta

[grim edge]

Nerdd

[sweet yoke]

im scared of getting screamed at bc of the italian 😞💪🏻

oh no it’s leg

[grim edge]

dormono tranqui

[sweet yoke]

godo

[grim edge]

a meno che qualcuno non li @servermodabhaga

[sweet yoke]

smh sarebbero dei partypooper

[grim edge]

real

[sweet yoke]

zitta cuz im a girl🎀

[grim edge]

[sweet yoke]

auahahah since a long time

[grim edge]

real

[sweet yoke]

it was wild when i had my selfie as my pfp

[grim edge]

i mean its pretty obv shes a girl anyway

[sweet yoke]

how is it obv

[grim edge]

wuando l avevo io almeno non mi scambiavano per una femmina

[sweet yoke]

😞😞😞 sorry…🙏

im better that my pfp😎

[sweet yoke]

“eli”

[grim edge]

anche solo la pfp e nome

No no its not italian 😈

[sweet yoke]

whats italian?

[grim edge]

I cooka da pizza

[sweet yoke]

🎀

oh nono its plotting against u leg

[grim edge]

🎩

😎

[sweet yoke]

ok i pull up

[grim edge]

i was tryina dress up

[sweet yoke]

bro what’s up w men and trust issues these days

[grim edge]

couldnt be me

Abort 💯

[sweet yoke]

look at this 💀

sorry bebe

[grim edge]

bruh

[sweet yoke]

bro he asked me TWICE if i was me

oh that’s poor translation

[grim edge]

on my defence a girl asked if my dik pic was real